#Portal Roleplay

[nolongermusing]

# NOLONGERHUMAN ; indie , 18+ , multimuse blog , featuring muses from fnaf , creepypasta , and yt egos .

# penned by Lyric , they/he/she , 18+ ☔️

# this blog may possibly include dark themes such as ; cannabalism, murder, gore, violence, detailed discussion of mental illness, discussion of suicide, mentions of stockholm syndrome, and (possibily) unhealthy relationship dynamics.

# please read my rules, as detailed below the cut. along with the list of currently active muses!

RULES ;

# non – selective & independent

# multi-para responses are common, i am slow to replies due to this as i want to put as much effort as possible into your replies!

# anonymous friendly, but responses to mutuals are prioritized.

# spamming me for a response will result in a block.

# multi – verse & multi – ship

# oc & multimuse friendly

# activity varies, more so due to fluctuating interest in roleplaying, not because i am uninterested in our plots!

# interacting with random starters, asks, and shitposts are HIGHLY accept and appreciated!

# plotting and pre – est are favored, but not required!

# please be open about shipping with me if you are interested, chances are i'm interested to! a heads up would be nice, as i will otherwise have no idea what you want!

# feel free to reblog memes from me! i do not practice reblog karma!

# PLEASE tag anything political, vague posts, negativity, and callout posts

# prefer if asks are turned into threads rather than reblogged from the answer itself

# very strict on keeping nsfw content specific to my side blog @sp1dervveb

muse list tba ; document is a wip.

[rpersearch]

🔬Hello! I am 18+ looking for an 18+ partner to do some Portal/Portal 2 rp. I tend to be pretty rapid-fire but can go up to a few paragraphs. I have a couple plots in mind (below) but am also willing to plot with you if you want something else.

Looking for two Chell x GLaDOS plots:

Canon-divergent: Chell being turned into a core/program similar to GLaDOS between the story of Portal 1 and 2, potentially working together to fight a human Wheatley.

Post-canon: Chell returning to the Aperture facilities, cue more GLaDOS trying to kill her but an eventual reconciliation.

Like I said, I'm willing to plot other things as well. I have no preference for which character I'd play, and I am more than willing to play Wheatley as a side character or for a double of some kind. I have played both Portal games, although I don't pretend to be well-versed on the lore more than the very basics. I prefer to rp on Tumblr, and will only switch to Discord if we have a solid plot and are ready to start rp.

Interact and I'll reach out!

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[chaoticcutiewhirl]

Portal fans! Half-life fans! People who generally like the gay robots!

If you like to write and do general SFW RP stuff, where its semi-lit styling and is where you can be quite silly or can pump out quality! I have the Server for you! Portal 3: New Age Of Testing (Canonized items list: Portal 1, Portal 2, Portal Stories: Mel, Aperture Desk Job [Characters only], Portal TAG [characters only], Portal Reloaded [Good Ending], and maybe more! Portal Revolution has yet to come out.) https://discord.gg/FY9BnWaCWv

To help you gauge this server Imma grab screenshots for you to read some RP and the general Community! (Things that are crossed out in red are the general people in the server to who I decided to crossout incase they didn’t want to be shown)

Oh yeah also, there are plans to include affects of Half-life down the line as the server will explore the lives of the escaped protagonists as well as the canon characters within and it also can include your OCs.

[aperturevenus]

OH. It’s you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME. Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us...

ind. GLaDOS · portal series · triggering sass · mature content

[mcflymemes]

PORTAL 2 PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the 2011 video game, adjust as necessary

when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! make life take the lemons back! get mad! i don't want your damn lemons!

best case scenario, you might get some superpowers. worst case, some tumors.

science isn't about why. it's about why not.

the next test is very dangerous.

before the wright brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly everywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium.

to help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three... two... one.

please disregard any undeserved compliments.

all right, i've been thinking.

what am i supposed to do with these?

do you know who i am?

oh, i like this guy.

he says what we're all thinking.

you can head on back to your desk.

well, this is the part where he kills us.

hello. this is the part where i kill you.

i know you.

no! i'm not listening! i'm not listening!

you're lying!

you're not just a regular moron. you were designed to be a moron.

i am not! a moron!

now who's a moron?

could a moron do that?

i can't see it though. maybe it fell off.

do you want to go and have a quick look?

are you alive? that's important. should have asked that first.

i'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive.

i'm just going to wait for you up ahead.

i'll wait one hour.

brilliant! go team!

i think we can put our differences behind us.

hi. so. how are you holding up?

good, that's still working.

here are the test results.

you are a horrible person.

i'm serious. that's what it says.

we weren't even testing for that.

don't be alarmed, all right?

good work getting this far.

i wish i could take it all back. i honestly do.

i'm in space.

if i were ever to see her again, do you know what i'd say? i'd say "i'm sorry." sincerely.

i am sorry. i was bossy and monstrous... and i'm genuinely sorry.

you made it through! well done!

okay, follow me. we've still got work to do.

what's happening?

okay... don't move.

so i've got an idea, but it is bloody dangerous. here we go.

they told me that if i ever turned this flashlight on, i would die.

they told me that about everything.

i don't even know why they bother giving me this stuff if they didn't want me to use it.

look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle.

i'm different!

prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. he was cast to the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds.

it won't be enough. the answer lies beneath us.

oh, it's dark down here, isn't it?

i'm proud of you.

now we are a family again.

that last test was seriously disappointing.

just work with me.

some of my best friends are actually orphans.

you look ugly in that jumpsuit.

that's not my opinion.

i'll be honest. we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks.

no idea what it'll do.

i knew someone was alive in here!

you'll know when the test starts.

oh thank god you're all right.

i thought you were my greatest enemy, when all along you were my best friend.

the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one.

i'll be honest. killing you? is hard.

i had a pretty good life. and then you showed up.

you know what? you win. just go.

it's been fun. don't come back.

this sentence is false.

to be honest, i might have heard that one before.

you know, i'm not stupid.

i realize you don't want to put me back in charge.

i'm being serious. i think there's something really wrong with me.

we should get our stories straight.

no, we're not stopping!

don't make eye contact, whatever you do.

i feel awful about that surprise.

oh, that's sad. but impressive.

we're running out of time.

you've probably figured it out by now, but i don't need you anymore.

i'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club.

the square root of rope is string.

okay, what you're doing there is jumping.

you know what? that's close enough.

you saved my bacon.

is this a jailbreak?

the next test is very dangerous.

it's been a long time. how have you been?

i've been really busy being dead. you know, after you murdered me.

you out having yourself a little adventure?

no, don't get up. i'll be right back.

you're unqualified!

what if this hurts? what if it really hurts? oh, i didn't think about that.

get your hands off me!

i can't see a thing! what just happened?

i don't have any bullets.

did you feel that?

you were busy back there.

that's funny. i don't feel corrupt.

i've got an idea! do what it says!

look how small you are down there!

do you have any idea how good this feels?

sorry, fellas. she's married. to science.

let me answer those questions with a question. who wants to make sixty dollars?

yes, all right, okay, this is getting tiresome.

well done. good. aren't you little miss clever. little miss smashy smash.

does it actually make you feel good when you do that?

it's not impressive.

what is this, like a hobby for you now?

i'm beginning to actually take it personally.

it's like an insult to me.

oh, there goes another one.

it's vandalism! it's pure vandalism!

it's just us talking like regular people.

are you going to open this door?

where'd you go? come back!

[cosmothecakeroll]

This can't be happening. 😮

G

[vintagerpg]

Is it still a knock-off if you hire one of the most iconic artists of the place you’re knocking off to do a cover for you? Larry Elmore actually did two Role Aids covers — the next featured on the first Demons box set (and I love it). Little ambivalent about this one, though it does seem to intentionally channel a lot of design work that references both Dragonlance and Forgotten Realms. Like it or not, I enjoy how the Ray Winninger era of Role Aids seems to be intentionally thumbing its nose at TSR in a way the earlier iteration was not.

Anyway, this is A Portal to Adventure (1992). It is more a toolbox for adventures rather than a formal adventure. Think the Task Force Citybooks, or TSR’s site books that would come out a little later on in the ‘90s (Castle Sites, etc). It’s a collection of NPCs, city sites, wilderness sites and an array of new magic items. I love love love books like this.

The NPCs are OK. They’re well realized, but NPCs are not what I would reach for when improvising an adventure. Maybe I have a natural affinity for whipping up NPCs on the fly? I dunno. YMMV. Likewise, the magic items are sturdy but mostly filling in logical gaps in the official D&D lists, for example: a ring of talking to animals, a staff that turns into a snake, a sword that is really good against trolls, and so on.

The sites are great, though, perfect to drop in anywhere in an ongoing game to provide material for a session or two (or more!). There’s a great derelict tower with a hidden treasure room, a pet shop with a sideline in bloodsports, a wizard’s abode in a hollowed out stalactite that hangs over an abyss. The ruined town is pretty great, too, as is the temple of bat worshipers. My favorite, though is the oracle in a broken hilltop that comes complete with a table of cryptic portents. I am going to steal a bunch of these for my game, no doubt about it.

[grunklefordpines]

Opinion on lemons

Good in tea and candies!

[carolineisntdeleted]

I heard Aperture is creating a number between 2 and 4 how is that going

It's been incredibly hard, Mr Johnson has been staring at a whiteboard on the wall with various equations trying to figure out how any whole numbers between 2 and 4 would be possible. He's been at it for hours, I don't know if he can figure it out... very tough work... I think he's called in maybe 7 scientists to help him so far. We aren't getting any closer.

[narabea06]

" . . . All you were meant to do was play along . . . And you couldn't even do that . . . "

Pose references (credit to mellon_soup on Tiktok!)

[zbs1304]

Just a Portal roleplay game. By the way, happy birthday Portal 1!

[catmomscrocheting]

Official RP rules and fandom list

Hi Everyone! I'm Faith She/Her. I took a long break from roleplaying for my own mental health, and I'm finally in a place to get back into it. If there is anyone who I used to roleplay with that'd like to reach out and maybe start anything knew take a look at the list below and send me a message!

Rules

Please be 18+ as I do allow smut

I am quite busy with work so it may take me some time to reply so please be patient!

I only do Canon x Canon unless I'm very close with someone. In such situations this may change.

Not a rule but I enjoy sharing headcanons, fanart, memes, TikTok, theories, hell even playlists so if any of that sounds good take a look and see if we have any fandoms in common!

I'm in the process of revamping my account and decided I'd make and official list of all my fandoms and ships I prefer.

⭐- Currently in

✨- Might not be in but able to RP nonetheless.

🌙-Not in

Arcane ⭐

Timebomb (I'd prefer to play Jinx)

CaitVi (I'd prefer to play Cait.)

Jayvik (Prefer Viktor)

Zaundads (Can play either)

I can also do some not-so-popular ships as well.

Half Life ⭐

Freehoun (Can play either but prefer Gordon)

HLVRAI ✨

Frenrey (I'd prefer to play Gordon)

Tommy × Darnold (Can play Either)

Tommy x Forzen ( Can play either)

Forzen x Darnold (Can play either)

Forzen x Adrian (Id prefer to play Adrian)

Portal✨

Chell x Wheatley (Prefer Chell)

Cave x Caroline (Prefer Caroline)

Rattman x Chell (Prefer Chell)

Rattman x Wheatley (Prefer Wheatley)

Left 4 Dead 1&2 ✨

Zoey x Ellis (Prefer Zoey)

Zoey x Louis (Prefer Zoey)

Rochelle x Nick (Can play either)

Rochelle x Francis (Can play either)

Nick x Ellis (Prefer Nick)

Stanley Parable 🌙

Stanley x Narrator (Prefer Stanley)

Tf2 🌙

Multishipper but the characters below are who I prefer to play

Pauling

Sniper

Bidwell

Engineer

Spy

Scouts Mom

Soldier

Jazzpunk ✨

Polyblank x The Editor (Prefer The Editor)

Eddsworld ✨

TomTord (I prefer playing Tom, and I prefer a future setting)

Pau x Pat (Prefer to play Pau)

Colalosers ( Prefer to play Edd)

MattMark (Prefer Mark)

MattJon (Prefer Matt)

Larry x Bing (Prefer Larry)

Matildna ||Matilda x Edna my hc fem name for Eduardo|| (Prefer Matilda)

I can also do Female versions of any of these

Detroit Become Human ✨

Reed900 (Can play either)

Chloe x Connor (Prefer Chloe)

Kara x Connor (Prefer Kara)

Kara x Luther (Prefer Kara)

Simon x Marcus (Prefer Simon)

Stardew Valley ✨

Shane x Harvey (Can play either)

Overwatch 🌙

Ask about ships

Undertale 🌙

Sans x Toriel (Prefer Toriel)

Papyrus x Mettaton (Prefer Papyrus)

Asgore x Gastor (Prefer Asgore)

FNAF 🌙

Multishipper

Pacific Rim ⭐

Raleigh x Mako (Prefer Mako)

Newt x Hermann (Prefer Hermann)

Hellboy (Perlman or comics) ⭐

I am a multishipper (No twincest-) but here's my preferred characters I like to play

Liz Sherman

John Myers

Nuala

Krauss

Kate

Agent Clay

Sydney Leech

Marble Hornets 🌙

Multishipper, but I mainly prefer to play Tim

The Bad Guys 🌙

Diane x Mo (Prefer Diane)

TWDG 🌙

Luke x Nick (Prefer Luke)

Lee x Kenny (Prefer Lee)

Clementine x Louis (Prefer Clem)

Minecraft story mode 🌙

Male Jesse x Lucas (Prefer Jesse)

Mlp 🌙

Multishipper

Don't hug me I'm scared (Prefer human ver.)🌙

Red Guy x Duck (Prefer Duck)

Colin x Shrignold ( Prefer Collin.)

Wordgirl (Must be a future setting)✨

Tobecky (Prefer Becky)

South Park Post Covid (Will do other settings but characters must be 18+)🌙

Style (Prefer Stan)

Craig x Tweek (Prefer Craig)

Butters x Kenny (Prefer Butters)

Bebe x Wendy (Can play either)

Scott x Clyde (Prefer Clyde)

The Dark Crystal 🌙

Jen x Kira (Prefer Kira)

Brea x Kylan (Prefer Brea)

Deet x Rian (Prefer Deet)

Seladon x Gurjin (Prefer Seladon)

SCP 🌙

Oc x oc only

Venom (Tom Hardy ver)✨

Venom x Eddie (Prefer Eddie)

[wh3atley-personality-core]

YOURE A BROADWAY STAR??

"I don't remember this! Like at all! Well, I remember that there was music down there but I dont remember a whole damn musical! Well, I certainly wouldn't want to deny to participate in a Broadway production! Whatever they are... assuming for the picture it's like a theater, right?"

[doritodemon13]

What metal did ford use for the portal? Just...curious, for a multitude or reasons.

@stanford-pines1952 IM INNOCENT I SWEAR 😅😅😅😅😅

Well… well,

Uhm, you actually have to ask Fordsy for that, I don't actually know what metal he used for the portal.

(But if you want to build a new portal… I'm always here for inspiration)

[ask-wheatley-core]

Hello!

Oh, brilliant-- brilliant! Someone to talk to! D'you know how long I've been up here? Just sort of... Floating aimlessly, around and around and around this stupid moon? No one to talk to, all alone-- well, not alone, really, but... er... well... SORRY MATE-- ah, he can't... He can't hear me, can he? Doesn't matter.

Anyway! You're here now! So, er... I dunno, maybe we could chat for a bit? Anything you want to talk about - listen, mate - I'm all ears! Metaphorically speaking, of course. Can you imagine if I was all ears? That would be-- well, it would be horrific, really.

.  ⋆. *⋆ .  ⋆ ⦿

☆ OOC yapping under the cut

Hi, all! My name is [REDACTED] - long time Tumblr user, writer, roleplayer, and Portal enjoyer. I've always wanted to make one of these silly little ask blogs, but I've never really had the nerve... Until today, apparently!

I'm sure there are plenty of Wheatley ask blogs, but I felt compelled to make my own because... Well, I just love the stupid little orb. You know? Of course you do, you're here. I look forward to being silly with all of you, and I hope I can do the definitely-not-a-moron justice.

I'll be reblogging general Portal/Wheatley content between asks (I'm not exactly sure what to expect in terms of how many asks I'll get, considering ask blogs seem to be a dying breed), so even if you're not in it for the roleplay, feel free to stick around for the Wheatley content!

GENERAL NOTES:

- Please be patient with me, as I am an adult with a full time job (disgusting, I know).

- Speaking of being an adult: NSFW doesn't phase me. You want to come on here and thirst for Wheatley? Brother, GET IN LINE! Fr though, go ahead, but a couple things -

1. As I am not a fan of romance in general, I'll be playing an aroace Wheatley. I'm sure there are ask blogs out there willing to humour romance, but I'm not one of them. Sorry!

2. If you send me something particularly egregious, or something that could get me banned into oblivion, I'll delete the ask. I also will not humour any asks that make me uncomfortable. If I didn't answer your ask, and you find yourself wondering why, please don't hesitate to DM me.

- If you have any issues with me or what I post, feel free to DM me and we can discuss it, or simply block me and move on. Hostility will be immediately ignored/blocked/deleted. I'm doing this for fun, and nothing I post will be worth taking seriously enough to lose sleep over.

- That's it! Thanks for stopping by, and have fun yapping with Wheatley! (Or don't - I can't tell you how to live your life.)

Answered asks will be tagged #Wheatley Yaps

[xxroleplayfanaticxx]

Role-play request!

Hello! I roleplay!

I am 18+ and I'm looking for some roleplay partners. I am ok with oc x oc aswell and am picky with oc x canon but in some cases i will do it.

I'm semi literate to literate to even novella!

We can roleplay on discord.

My fandoms include:

Fiona and cake

Good omens

Top gun maverick

Miraculous

Pokemon

Rottmnt

Sam and max

Southpark

Detroit become human

BNHA

Don't hug me I'm scared

There is no game

Hamilton

Mlp

Mouth washing

Epic the musical

Sonic

Looney tunes

TBHK

YouTubers

Rick and morty

Undertale

The Stanley parable

Fnaf

Portal 2

Heartstopper

Marvel

The amazing digital circus

Deadplate

Legends of avantris/once upon a witchlight

Hazbin hotel

Inuyasha

Zootopia

Delicious in dungeon

School bus graveyard

Ouran host club

The rise of the shield hero

poppy playtime

Not all feel free to ask!

Some ships I like(not all of them)

Poolverine (me as Deadpool)

catnap x dogday (either)

Fluttercord (me as fluttershy)

Ash x Aiden (i can be ash)

Odysseus’s x Polites

Nick x judy me as judy

Puro x colin (me as colin)

Inuyasha x kagome (me as kagome or genderbent inuyasha)

Alastor x husk (me as preferably husk but I can be either)

Alastor x Ángel (me as either)

Alastor x Vox (preferably Vox but either)

Alastor x lucifer (either)

Angel x husk (either)

More for Hazbin just ask

Kremy x Gideon (me as kremy)

Frost x gricko (me as either)

Gricko x gideon (me as gricko)

Frost x Mr light (me as frost)

Charlie spring x Nick nelson

Vince x rody

Caine x Pomni with me as Pomni

Jax x Pomni with me as pomni

Caine x jax with me as either

Venom x eddie with me as eddie

Simon petrikov x any male character (me as simon)

Hankcon (me as Connor)

Stanarrator (me as either)

Aziraphale x Crowley (me as either preferably aziraphale)

Scarab x Prismo (me as scarab)

Ricky x Gordon (me as Ricky)

User x Game (there is no game me as user)

My rules Are:

No oneliners

No being helpless or OP

No spamming me I have a life yknow?

Give me something to work with.

I play certain characters and ships im a little picky! But don't be scared to ask! I'm ok with smut, Gore and pretty much anything. Just ask. No water sports, vore, or feet fetishes! Also im a bottom! I'm open to pretty much any plot if you are interested please add me on discord

Looking for someone who doesn't dissapear for more than a month without a heads up.

My discord:

inky_thekiki_