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Bubble-free stickers

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers. • High opacity film that’s impossible to see through • Fast and easy bubble-free application • Durable vinyl • 95µ density Don’t forget to clean the surface…

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Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decals

Made with high quality white vinyl, these kiss-cut decals deliver great looks that are water, scratch, and UV-resistant. With a removable adhesive that doesn’t leave residue, each piece features a 1/8″ kiss-cut border around the sticker and a satin finish. Choose between four sizes and bring your art to life. .: Material: white vinyl with a satin finish.: 1/8″ (3.2mm) white kiss-cut border around…

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Bubble-free stickers

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers. • High opacity film that’s impossible to see through • Fast and easy bubble-free application • Durable vinyl • 95µ density Don’t forget to clean the surface…

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Unraveling Pablo Escobar's Net Worth

A thrilling adventure to uncover the net worth of Pablo Escobar, guided by an imaginary primate sidekick and the love of a daring wife.

Pablo Escobar Net Worth A Boozy Pilot’s Musings with His Invisible Primate Pal and Drop-dead Gorgeous Spouse Just imagine, you’re sitting in the cockpit of a jumbo-jet, whiskey on the rocks swinging precariously in one hand and an imaginary monkey chattering away at your side. Your smokin’ hot wife is sending you sizzling looks from across the room while pondering over your next philosophical…

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Drunk in Love Lyrics

The Drunk in Love lyrics by Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z. This catchy song was featured on Beyoncé's fifth studio album released in 2013.

Drunk in Love Lyrics Here are the lyrics to “Drunk in Love” by Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z. This song was included in Beyoncé’s eponymous fifth studio album, released in 2013. Drunk in Love Lyrics Intro: Beyoncé I’ve been drinkin’, I’ve been drinkin’I get filthy when that liquor get into meI’ve been thinkin’, I’ve been thinkin’Why can’t I keep my fingers off it? Baby, I want you, na-naWhy can’t I…

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Monkey Butt: My Source of Endless Amusement

A rollicking journey with a seasoned sky captain and his imaginary primate pal, Monkey Butt, as they navigate laughter, love, and libations.

Monkey Butt and hot pilot wife Let me introduce myself. I’m a seasoned sky captain with a penchant for the peculiar, an admirer of absurdity, and a tinkerer in the art of tipsiness. My tumultuous travels have acquainted me with a number of unusual companions. None more so than my constant, albeit imaginary, primate pal. Allow me to take you on a rollicking journey through laughter, love, and…

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Pablo Escobar Net Worth: Digging Up Buried Treasure

A thrilling adventure to uncover the net worth of Pablo Escobar, guided by an imaginary primate sidekick and the love of a daring wife.

Pablo Escobar Net Worth They say an adventurous pilot can reach the stars with enough spirit in his heart… and mescal in his flask. As such a pilot, I’ve made it my mission to uncover the buried treasure of the notorious cocaine kingpin, Pablo Escobar and his net worth. This mission isn’t about the money, but rather the thrill of soaring through the unknown, navigating through the clues with my…

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Monkey Meme

Hilarious world of monkey memes that pilots find irresistible. From peculiar predicaments to in-flight laughs, buckle up for a wild ride!

Monkey Meme Ah, the intoxicating allure of the friendly skies! Nothing compares to the thrum of a Cessna’s engine beneath you, the chill of the air at 30,000 feet, and the absolute freedom of the open sky. Unless, of course, you’ve discovered the pure, unadulterated joy of monkey memes. We pilots have a reputation for dry wit and steely nerve, but let me tell you, nothing tickles our funny bone…

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My Monkey Made Me a Crypto Millionaire

Meet the drunk pilot, philosopher, and drinker with an imaginary monkey who made me a crypto millionaire. Find out how...

A Crypto Millionaire Picture this: I am a pilot, a philosopher, and a drinker. I have a smokin’ hot wife who I adore, and I have an imaginary monkey who shows up when I drink. Yes, you heard that right, an imaginary monkey. And this monkey has shown me the way to be a crypto millionaire. It might sound crazy, but hear me out, because this story just might change your life. The Night My…

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Hot Wife Stories: How We Keep Our Love Life on Fire

Hot Wife Stories As a philosophical pilot, I’ve seen and experienced a lot in life. But nothing compares to the fire from my smokin’ hot wife stories that ignite in our love life. Many people ask me how we manage to keep the passion alive after years of marriage. It’s simple- love, laughter, and a little bit of lust. And of course, my imaginary monkey plays a small part too. The Power of…

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Strip Club Food

Feast Your Eyes, Then Your Stomach: The Curious World of Strip Club Food! From mouthwatering steaks to sassy salsa.

Strip Club Food: Pole-Dancer’s Platter Strip clubs have long been associated with scantily clad dancers and lively entertainment, but what about the food? Surprisingly, these establishments often offer a range of mouthwatering delicacies to satisfy even the pickiest of palates. From sizzling steaks to sassy salsa, strip club cuisine is a world of its own. Combining flavors that are as bold and…

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Monkey Smiling: The Comical World of Cheeky Grins

Monkey Smiling Ladies and gentlemen, your captain is speaking. Now, I may have had one too many martinis, but I know a good monkey smile when I see one. You see, my co-pilot is not your average Jane. She’s a primate—and a saucy one at that. She goes by the name of Missy, a lovely little Capuchin who only appears when the gin starts to flow. So, buckle up and join me on this fabulous, slightly…

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Street Tacos in Mexico City: A Drunk Pilot's Guide

Street Tacos in Mexico As a pilot, I’ve traveled all around the world and had the opportunity to taste some of the best cuisines known to man. But there’s something about the street tacos in Mexico City that always calls me back. Maybe it’s the simplicity of the ingredients or the way the flavors blend together perfectly, but it’s a culinary experience like no other. And as a self-proclaimed…

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High Altitude Hydration: How I Stay Healthy While Flying

High Altitude Hydration As a pilot who spends a lot of time flying at high altitudes, I’ve always prioritized staying hydrated while in the air. However, it wasn’t until I met my imaginary monkey friend that I truly began to understand the importance of high altitude hydration. In this article, I’ll share my journey towards better health while flying and offer tips on how to stay hydrated in the…

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Surviving Meme Coins: Navigating Crypto Chaos

Meme Coins Crypto chaos is everywhere! With so many new meme coins popping up every day, it’s hard to keep track of which ones are worth investing in and which ones are just a passing fad. As Drunk Pilot, I cannot give you financial advice, so let’s instead talk about how to navigate the madness that comes with meme coins and not die in the process. So grab your popcorn and buckle up, because…

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Romance in Rome: Architectural Marvels Through a Drunk's Eyes

Romance in Rome Ah, Rome, the Eternal City. Home to some of the most beautiful architectural wonders and a history that spans millennia. As I, a drunk philosophical pilot, wander the streets, I can’t help but feel the romance in the air. With my trusty monkey by my side and my smokin’ hot wife waiting for me back at the hotel, I set out to explore the city through the eyes of a love drunk.…

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A Baguette on the Seine: An Unlikely Parisian Picnic

Baguette on the Seine Picture this: you’re a pilot flying over Paris at sunset, with a chilled bottle of wine and a fresh baguette by your side. Suddenly, a monkey appears from nowhere, and the two of you embark on a poetic journey along the Seine. Sound far-fetched? Well, it’s all part of the magic of Paris, where anything can happen. In this article, I’ll be sharing my tale of savoring a…