#Poor Ethan

[grim-faux]

Ive only listened to Ethan grumble a few messy sounds, but I have decided I will die for this sleepwalking disaster

Hopefully nothing terrible will happen to stumbly child

[orangecrush969]

Incorrect Scream Quotes

ethan: d-

mindy: shut your ghostface ass up, ghostface

[nade2308]

I'm a spy in the house of love

I know the dream that you're dreamin' of

— "The Spy", The Doors

Part 1 || Part 2

@thethistlegirl @malewifebillcage

[irreverentizzyposting]

Ethan winters had a bug special Intrest untill current events ruined it for him.

[incessantlark]

eef wieners...

[iero]

Last night... We drank too much. We drank because we were happy to be together.

STRANGE WAY OF LIFE — Pedro Almodóvar (2023)

[sam-reid]

DAN JEANNOTTE and ETHAN PECK as Sam Kirk and Spock STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS 1.09: ALL THOSE WHO WANDER | 2.05: CHARADES.

[filthforfriends]

I don’t people understand that Ethan’s drum kit here is worth about TWENTY TIMES MORE than the guitar Thomas smashed. God this hurt to watch 😩

The Theater at Virgin Hotels | Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S. | 16.12.2022 | LOUD KIDS TOUR

🎥 micaelasotela

[stellaranglerfish]

I know this probably makes no sense, since karl is like a century old but what if in an alternate universe..

Extra:

(Note: in that alternate universe, Karl might be the younger sibling, why? Coz it's funny)

[nade2308]

"I keep sailing on in this middle passage. I am sailing into the wind and the dark. But I am doing my best to keep my boat steady and my sails full."

—Arthur Ashe

@thethistlegirl @malewifebillcage

[sinfulnesxx]

Ethan watched as the boy mocked him and kept insulting him, denigrating him, that wasn't something new actually, but being on his knees and with a dirty jockstrap in his mouth, that was new. Ethan watched as the jock started to undress in front of him, seeing his marked sweaty body, his muscles thanks to all the training he used to do for football, seeing his hairy sweaty armpits, all that shouldn't be turning Ethan on, Isaiah was a jerk who was always bullying him, but a very hot jerk, maybe Ethan was a masochist or something.

His gaze went down to the blond's cock, so big, long and fat, the boy's eyebrows rose in surprise. At Isaiah's question, Ethan looked up and tried to say something, though obviously the only thing that came out of his mouth were muffled sounds that couldn't be understood. When the blond grabbed him by the hair and pulled him hard, Ethan kicked a little, moaning in pain from the way he was pulling his hair, letting out a muffled moan of pain as he was roughly thrown to the floor of one of the locker room showers and when he looked up, he saw that huge cock pointing at him.

Ethan didn't have much choice, he was cornered against the wall and Isaiah many times had proven he was stronger than him, so trying to fight him wouldn't be much help, so he just nodded his head, that would be disgusting, but in some book he had read that urine was sterile Why would a book lie? And why was being called a “Faggot” by Isaiah turned him on so much? Why was he getting so aroused to be being humiliated and denigrated like that?

So many questions and so few answers, Ethan just hoped that his abuser didn't notice the wet spot that was already beginning to show in his crotch. The only thing left to do was to wait for the jock to take off his jockstrap of his mouth and the shy boy would obey, the sooner this was over, the better, or at least that's what the naive boy thought.

@downthecove

Bullying was less common nowadays, but Isaiah didn't seem to give a rat's ass about that. Ethan was always going to be a target for him. A cute and shy geek that needed to be put in his place. "P-p-please Isaiah." The jock mocked the other man while rolling his eyes. "You're pathetic. I'm not even showing what you came here to see yet and you're already on your knees begging." He knew that he had forced Ethan on his knees, but still he had to make a point. The football player started to strip, taking off all of his clothes in front of the dork.

Once he was fully naked, he grabbed the base of his cock and waved it in front of Ethan. "This what you came here to see?" The man roughly grabbed the other by his curls, pulling him into the showers. Then he tossed him on the ground again, grabbing his shaft and aiming it over at him. "Before we really start I have to take a leak. The only way you're going to be able to take that jock out of your mouth is if you're ready to drink my piss, you fucking faggot."

[caitlynmeow]

I’m absolutely losing it over the fact the Alcina sent Bela ALONE to go after Ethan. She knows that her eldest daughter is capable that’s why she let her handle him alone.

Meanwhile she teamed up with her wild daughter to probably a) enjoy a good hunt with her and b)keep an eye on her because it’s Cassandra and she needs to make sure that her middle daughter doesn’t get too wild while chasing after Ethan.

As for Daniela— Alcina was just like nope this one is definitely sitting this hunt out and actually locked her someplace safe. Like she put her youngest in the library so she can lose herself in her books while staying away from danger.

[rentumblsstuff]

Lex: Now when you go in there, you don’t miss any classes, you don’t talk back to any teachers, and if someone says some shit to you, you kick their asses okay?

Hannah: I dunno if I can…

Ethan: Banana, we totally get you’re nervous. We were nervous our first days of high school too, right babe??

Lex: *nods*

Ethan: You’ll be terrific. Everyone will love you just as much as we do. Make some good friends and some good choices, okay? And Lex is mistaken, if anyone says some shit to you, you come to me. I’ll kick their asses.

Hannah: You definitely could.

Ethan: Exactly, and I will… Especially that Jagerman kid, ugh, Lex, do you remember that snot-nosed sophomore??

Lex: I dropped out that year but even I can’t forget him. Absolute fuckin’ punk; ran around bullying the other sophomores and freshman. Hopefully he got transferred to Sycamore.

Hannah: A-and if he didn’t?

Ethan: Then I’ll beat him up if he goes near you!

Lex: *nods in agreement* Get going, you’re gonna be late if you can’t find your class.

Hannah: *nods* Bye… I’ll be home by 4…

Meanwhile,

Ruth: First day of SENIOR YEAR!!! We’re gonna LEARN and we’re gonna HAVE FUN AND IT’S GONNA BE- FUCK! *bumps into Hannah and sends both their stacks of books to the ground* Oh no!! I am so sorry!

Hannah: I-it’s okay… *crouches down to start sorting through their books*

Pete: Let us help you with that!

*Pete, Ruth, and Richie all lean down at the same time and bump their heads together like the three stooges. Profanity ensues. Hannah tries not to smile at their joint bumbling.*

Ruth: Oh god there’s a spider on my book!!! Help! Richieeee!!!

Hannah: *carefully scoops up the spider and places it out of the way with a smile to it*

Pete: … You’re not scared of that thing?

Hannah: It’s just part of nature. They don’t deserve to be squashed same as any of us do…

Ruth: Boy, can we get behind that! I am so sorry for bumping into you! I shoulda been watching where I was going, but we’re all excited, and oh… Hehe, that’s definitely my book, I’m assuming… *picks up the most shitty looking smutty romance novel you could ever think of* I’m Ruth, these are my boyfriends Pete and Richie.

Pete: Boy-space-friends.

Ruth: And I’m still working on closing that gap.

Hannah: *okay… okay. Okay, okay* I’m… Hannah… Freshman.

Richie: Oh, then you got bumped into by the right people. We’ll show you the ropes, don’t worry, Hannah.

Hannah: *looks back to Lex and Ethan, who still haven’t left*

*Lex looks apprehensive and Ethan looks hesitant and the Three Stooges notice them.*

Ruth: DON’T WORRY! WE GOT HER!!! *two thumbs up high in the air*

*Pete and Richie wave*

Lex: *smiles softly and holds up a thumbs up*

Ethan: *waves back*

Ruth: *to Hannah* Are those your siblings?? I can’t see ‘em completely from here but they’re both hot…

Hannah: My sister and her boyfriend… He’s like a big brother though.

Richie: Pete has a big brother!

Pete: Oh, yeah… Ted’s way older though. He wouldn’t uh… So, where’s your first class? We’ll show you which hallways you’re allowed to use to get there.

Hannah: There are incorrect hallways?

Richie: YES.

Ruth: It’s the least we can do after spilling your books. C’mon, bestie, you’re ours now.

Hannah: *nods in acceptance and begins to follow them with a wave to her siblings, STILL WAITING UNTIL SHE’S OUT OF SIGHT, and one more smile at the spider*

[cedarsmoke4]

God’s perfect killing machine has the most luscious lips known to man

[octoberr-rust]

Oh my godd Ethan telling Elena she did the right thing by shooting her dad... Because he knows how it feels to have to hurt someone you love when they aren't themself anymore...

And when Elena dies Ethan feels like he failed to save someone again... Just like he failed Zoe in re7...fucking hell man 😭😭

[paradiscake]

Re-expreincing RE7 and RE8 is WILD, mainly because of Mia Winters. What do you mean she aided in building a bioweapon, kept valuable info on Miranda and her cult to herself for four years (which is how Miranda targeted them easily in the first place), kept lying to her husband and their protectors, betrays both sides...and literally faces no consequences? No punishment from either side? No trial or jailtime for committing literal crimes? Not even a mild show of remorse that her actions, lies and manipulations caused this?

What was Capcom on when writing her character...was she supposed to be a villain but the writers forgot? Was she supposes to be a good person who makes mistakes but the writers forgot the part where she shows regrets?

Imagine if Ada Wong was caught by BSAA but then they just give her cookies and tea.