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Ive only listened to Ethan grumble a few messy sounds, but I have decided I will die for this sleepwalking disaster
Hopefully nothing terrible will happen to stumbly child
#little nightmares#sounds of nightmares#otto#the sounds of nightmares#sons#lil nightmares#poor ethan#sounds of nightmares otto#the counsellor#best psychiatrist ever
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Incorrect Scream Quotes
ethan: d-
mindy: shut your ghostface ass up, ghostface
#poor ethan#scream franchise#scream incorrect quotes#scream vi#scream#ethan landry#mindy meeks martin
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I'm a spy in the house of love
I know the dream that you're dreamin' of
— "The Spy", The Doors
Part 1 || Part 2
@thethistlegirl @malewifebillcage
#ethan hunt#luther stickell#benji dunn#mission impossible#mission impossible: fallout#tom cruise#ving rhames#simon pegg#my gifs#mission impossible gifs#my edit#missionimpossibleedit#part 1#the distress in that 'I'm sorry'#poor Ethan#having to shoot Luther#it probably gave him nightmares after#there is no version where he doesn't choose Luther
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Ethan winters had a bug special Intrest untill current events ruined it for him.
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eef wieners...
#all the recent re8 shitposts i've been getting on my dash have inspired me#i haven't been really in this fandom for a good 3 years now#but one of my friends mentioned something related to RE and i just fell down the rabbit hole all over again#so here i am#obsessed once again#also you cant convince me that karl isn't the frutiest mf in the franchise#i swear to god he gets gayer by the second#also ethan in general has got to be the most traumatized character#like can this poor man get a break#just let him live in peace like the regular joe-schmo suburban dad he wants to be#these tags are a mess#sorry about that#the worms in my head demanded pittance#re8#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#resident evil#resident evil village#wintersberg#sorta#my art
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Last night... We drank too much. We drank because we were happy to be together.
STRANGE WAY OF LIFE — Pedro Almodóvar (2023)
#strange way of life#pedro pascal#ethan hawke#strangewayoflifeedit#movieedit#filmedit#my edit#pedrohub#userangelic#usermaguire#userallisyn#useraurore#usertiny#usersugar#useroaks#tuserrobin#tuserpolly#tusercora#Poor Silva... Man is so in love... :(#Anyway sorry. Can't believe a short 30 min. film has made me feel this crazy over these two but here we are!!!#scheduled
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DAN JEANNOTTE and ETHAN PECK as Sam Kirk and Spock STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS 1.09: ALL THOSE WHO WANDER | 2.05: CHARADES.
#poor sam lmao#sam kirk#george samuel kirk#spock#s'chn t'gai spock#star trek: snw#star trek: strange new worlds#snwedit#startrekedit#strange new worlds#trekdaily#cinematv#cinemapix#dan jeannotte#ethan peck
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I don’t people understand that Ethan’s drum kit here is worth about TWENTY TIMES MORE than the guitar Thomas smashed. God this hurt to watch 😩
The Theater at Virgin Hotels | Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S. | 16.12.2022 | LOUD KIDS TOUR
🎥 micaelasotela
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I know this probably makes no sense, since karl is like a century old but what if in an alternate universe..
Extra:
(Note: in that alternate universe, Karl might be the younger sibling, why? Coz it's funny)
#re8#karl heisenberg#devil may cry#dante sparda#dmc dante#dmc vergil#vergil sparda#this is only a joke I made with my buddies#poor vergil tho#also#i know nothing about dmc#I'll try to dig around it more#i forgot to add#ethan winters
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"I keep sailing on in this middle passage. I am sailing into the wind and the dark. But I am doing my best to keep my boat steady and my sails full."
—Arthur Ashe
@thethistlegirl @malewifebillcage
#ethan hunt#luther stickell#mission impossible#mission impossible: fallout#tom cruise#ving rhames#my gif#mission impossible gif#my edit#missionimpossibleedit#poor Ethan#he was so tired#give Ethan Hunt a break 2k23
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Ethan watched as the boy mocked him and kept insulting him, denigrating him, that wasn't something new actually, but being on his knees and with a dirty jockstrap in his mouth, that was new. Ethan watched as the jock started to undress in front of him, seeing his marked sweaty body, his muscles thanks to all the training he used to do for football, seeing his hairy sweaty armpits, all that shouldn't be turning Ethan on, Isaiah was a jerk who was always bullying him, but a very hot jerk, maybe Ethan was a masochist or something.
His gaze went down to the blond's cock, so big, long and fat, the boy's eyebrows rose in surprise. At Isaiah's question, Ethan looked up and tried to say something, though obviously the only thing that came out of his mouth were muffled sounds that couldn't be understood. When the blond grabbed him by the hair and pulled him hard, Ethan kicked a little, moaning in pain from the way he was pulling his hair, letting out a muffled moan of pain as he was roughly thrown to the floor of one of the locker room showers and when he looked up, he saw that huge cock pointing at him.
Ethan didn't have much choice, he was cornered against the wall and Isaiah many times had proven he was stronger than him, so trying to fight him wouldn't be much help, so he just nodded his head, that would be disgusting, but in some book he had read that urine was sterile Why would a book lie? And why was being called a “Faggot” by Isaiah turned him on so much? Why was he getting so aroused to be being humiliated and denigrated like that?
So many questions and so few answers, Ethan just hoped that his abuser didn't notice the wet spot that was already beginning to show in his crotch. The only thing left to do was to wait for the jock to take off his jockstrap of his mouth and the shy boy would obey, the sooner this was over, the better, or at least that's what the naive boy thought.
@downthecove
Bullying was less common nowadays, but Isaiah didn't seem to give a rat's ass about that. Ethan was always going to be a target for him. A cute and shy geek that needed to be put in his place. "P-p-please Isaiah." The jock mocked the other man while rolling his eyes. "You're pathetic. I'm not even showing what you came here to see yet and you're already on your knees begging." He knew that he had forced Ethan on his knees, but still he had to make a point. The football player started to strip, taking off all of his clothes in front of the dork.
Once he was fully naked, he grabbed the base of his cock and waved it in front of Ethan. "This what you came here to see?" The man roughly grabbed the other by his curls, pulling him into the showers. Then he tossed him on the ground again, grabbing his shaft and aiming it over at him. "Before we really start I have to take a leak. The only way you're going to be able to take that jock out of your mouth is if you're ready to drink my piss, you fucking faggot."
#downthecove#Plot twist: Ethan has pussy but Isaiah doesn't know that#so I imagine he'll think he pissed himself first. When in reality it's just that his pussy is wet.#And when he sees it#he's gonna be like: This is gonna be more fun than I thought lmao.#Poor Ethan
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I’m absolutely losing it over the fact the Alcina sent Bela ALONE to go after Ethan. She knows that her eldest daughter is capable that’s why she let her handle him alone.
Meanwhile she teamed up with her wild daughter to probably a) enjoy a good hunt with her and b)keep an eye on her because it’s Cassandra and she needs to make sure that her middle daughter doesn’t get too wild while chasing after Ethan.
As for Daniela— Alcina was just like nope this one is definitely sitting this hunt out and actually locked her someplace safe. Like she put her youngest in the library so she can lose herself in her books while staying away from danger.
#house dimitrescu#resident evil village#cassandra dimitrescu#daniela dimitrescu#resident evil 8#bela dimitrescu#re8#alcina dimitrescu#????#it’s literally bela is capable cass is wild and dani is too baby to join her family#im sorry but Alcina KNOWS Daniela is nowhere near her sisters in terms of capabilities#so mama ensured that her baby is kept away from everything#while she perused Ethan with Cassandra because her middle daughter is always excited to join her in hunts#bela doesn’t need the help she is more than capable#idk i was just thinking about it and yes Daniela is just…poor baby she still has time to learn and grow as strong as her sisters#not now though 😭😭
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I'm gonna froth at the mouth over this in the tags so bear with me but reason #1278038 why the way rick went about breaking up jiper was bad: rereading her povs in hoo where she gushes over jason feels like even more of an unreliable narrator queer girl comphet psychological horror story
#it's not that that isn't interesting (it's fascinating actually. especially for a daughter of aphrodite!!!)#it's that it Obviously wasn't his og intention. the ending of hoo is clearly intended to give a positive impression of jiper#this is worsened because shelper is wildly underdeveloped so it's like Dude what did you even do this for#literally just an afterthought. a footnote really. he said “ok here's your canon sapphic rep pls stop shipping theyna now” /j#she was a main character in one of the main couples in hoo it's so crazy? how can that happen. he would never do this to percabeth#can you imagine if percabeth broke up offscreen and 2 months later annabeth was with some complete rando and then percy died. girl what#it's the kind of setup/payoff issue that is difficult to put into words because he set up something (jiper and all its complex morality)#to ultimately be good because they're making the choice to love each other in the end (poorly executed but whatever I don't hate it)#and then in toa????? he just obliterates them for no payoff and creates a new impression of the most literal case of comphet imaginable? wh#toa is my absolute least favorite sorry#marginally related but if we can Be. Chill. and acknowledge that he originally wrote nico as crushing on annabeth#(we can argue all day about how Definite the crush was but come on. he did not put percy's speculation of it in there for no reason)#(and he obviously did not plan for nico to be gay back then you will literally never convince me of this)#(representation was NOT on his mind in the first 5 books that's why the cast is almost completely white except charles and ethan)#(the disposable poc who die tragically btw)#then I see a similarly confusing debacle but like. in the opposite way#something something sexuality is fluid you can be gay and feel confused about how u used to have a het crush but are still gay#nico says so himself to piper which is hilarious#it's just the lack of consistency and poor planning that I hate........... it is a ginormous pet peeve of mine and it's All Over His Books#piper already reads as having so much growing to do regarding her gender and sexuality because Somebody#(the man writing her) littered her pov with internalized misogyny/anti hyperfemininity and went nowhere with it#rr crit#percy jackson and the olympians#piper mclean#jason grace#pjo hoo toa#anti jiper#<- I PROMISE I am not actually anti-jiper I am very neutral about it as I am with all jason ships. they had cute moments#tagging that just in case#this comes from a place of deep love for the franchise and it's characters btw I have been a fan since I was 8
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Lex: Now when you go in there, you don’t miss any classes, you don’t talk back to any teachers, and if someone says some shit to you, you kick their asses okay?
Hannah: I dunno if I can…
Ethan: Banana, we totally get you’re nervous. We were nervous our first days of high school too, right babe??
Lex: *nods*
Ethan: You’ll be terrific. Everyone will love you just as much as we do. Make some good friends and some good choices, okay? And Lex is mistaken, if anyone says some shit to you, you come to me. I’ll kick their asses.
Hannah: You definitely could.
Ethan: Exactly, and I will… Especially that Jagerman kid, ugh, Lex, do you remember that snot-nosed sophomore??
Lex: I dropped out that year but even I can’t forget him. Absolute fuckin’ punk; ran around bullying the other sophomores and freshman. Hopefully he got transferred to Sycamore.
Hannah: A-and if he didn’t?
Ethan: Then I’ll beat him up if he goes near you!
Lex: *nods in agreement* Get going, you’re gonna be late if you can’t find your class.
Hannah: *nods* Bye… I’ll be home by 4…
Meanwhile,
Ruth: First day of SENIOR YEAR!!! We’re gonna LEARN and we’re gonna HAVE FUN AND IT’S GONNA BE- FUCK! *bumps into Hannah and sends both their stacks of books to the ground* Oh no!! I am so sorry!
Hannah: I-it’s okay… *crouches down to start sorting through their books*
Pete: Let us help you with that!
*Pete, Ruth, and Richie all lean down at the same time and bump their heads together like the three stooges. Profanity ensues. Hannah tries not to smile at their joint bumbling.*
Ruth: Oh god there’s a spider on my book!!! Help! Richieeee!!!
Hannah: *carefully scoops up the spider and places it out of the way with a smile to it*
Pete: … You’re not scared of that thing?
Hannah: It’s just part of nature. They don’t deserve to be squashed same as any of us do…
Ruth: Boy, can we get behind that! I am so sorry for bumping into you! I shoulda been watching where I was going, but we’re all excited, and oh… Hehe, that’s definitely my book, I’m assuming… *picks up the most shitty looking smutty romance novel you could ever think of* I’m Ruth, these are my boyfriends Pete and Richie.
Pete: Boy-space-friends.
Ruth: And I’m still working on closing that gap.
Hannah: *okay… okay. Okay, okay* I’m… Hannah… Freshman.
Richie: Oh, then you got bumped into by the right people. We’ll show you the ropes, don’t worry, Hannah.
Hannah: *looks back to Lex and Ethan, who still haven’t left*
*Lex looks apprehensive and Ethan looks hesitant and the Three Stooges notice them.*
Ruth: DON’T WORRY! WE GOT HER!!! *two thumbs up high in the air*
*Pete and Richie wave*
Lex: *smiles softly and holds up a thumbs up*
Ethan: *waves back*
Ruth: *to Hannah* Are those your siblings?? I can’t see ‘em completely from here but they’re both hot…
Hannah: My sister and her boyfriend… He’s like a big brother though.
Richie: Pete has a big brother!
Pete: Oh, yeah… Ted’s way older though. He wouldn’t uh… So, where’s your first class? We’ll show you which hallways you’re allowed to use to get there.
Hannah: There are incorrect hallways?
Richie: YES.
Ruth: It’s the least we can do after spilling your books. C’mon, bestie, you’re ours now.
Hannah: *nods in acceptance and begins to follow them with a wave to her siblings, STILL WAITING UNTIL SHE’S OUT OF SIGHT, and one more smile at the spider*
#hatchetfield#starkid#npmd#yellow jacket#hannah foster#lex foster#ethan green#lexthan#yellow jacket ethan supremacy#ruth fleming#peter spankoffski#richie lipschitz#they’d make the worst and best influences on poor freshie Hannah
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God’s perfect killing machine has the most luscious lips known to man
#karl heisenberg#resident evil village#re8 village#mechanic au#cedar doodles#I’m exhausted rn and I’ve been staring at this for too long so *slaps it down* bed head Heisenberg#also please for the love of all that is holy please stop giving this poor man abs#you know he’d sit around munching on tasty food and drinking beer if he had the chance#give him a little redemption tummy#he deserves to gain a little weight after his ordeal#he probably survived solely on cigars and whiskey until Ethan showed up and murked Miranda#let him be healthy and happy#let him have a donut and a nap#also longer hair Heisenberg is lovely#very much enjoying it#haystack king
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Oh my godd Ethan telling Elena she did the right thing by shooting her dad... Because he knows how it feels to have to hurt someone you love when they aren't themself anymore...
And when Elena dies Ethan feels like he failed to save someone again... Just like he failed Zoe in re7...fucking hell man 😭😭
#poor ethann😭❤️#yall probably gonna get more ethan stuff soon...#re8#resident evil#resident evil 8#resident evil village#resident evil 8 village#ethan winters#txt#re8 village
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