#Poolness

[icarusredwings]

That's it. Fuck you.

*Takes the pool out of your Poolveriness*

Vanessa and Logan are going on a date, and they're leaving Wade at HOME.

How do you V antis feel about that HM?

"OoOohHhh vanessas so terrible, vanessa was such a bitch, *Makes her homophobic for some reason*, Vanessa is jealous, Dp loves Logan more then Vanessa, Vanessa-"

VANESSA IS GONNA TAKE HIM TO A FANCY RESTAURANT AND TREAT HIM LIKE A BABYGIRL

VANESSA IS GONNA PRAISE HIM FOR HOW WELL HES HANDLING WADES NONSENSE

VANESSA IS GOING TO GENUIENLY COMPLIMENT HIS PERSONALITY AND NOT JUST HIS LOOKS

VANESSAS GONNA PEG LOGAN THE WAY JEAN WISHES SHE COULD HAVE

Then what? Huh!? Then what!? Thats what I thought you fucking cowards.

[icarusredwings]

It's actually Poolveriness.

i will make this a thing by sheer fucking willpower if i have too

[glitter-stained]

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

[huariqueje]

Pools - Ann Goldberg , 2017.

Canadian , b. 1970s

Oil on canvas , 36 x 48 in.

[ai-dream]

Poolroom 4.

[icarusredwings]

Literally. It confuses Logan so much how he's the straightest dumb ass. It kinda pisses him off because somehow he's MORE annoying about her then scott is with jean??

Sure scott never shut up about her but Wade is bringing her flowers, making her cards, calling her at the most random times.

They could be making out, an alarm on his phone goes off and Wades like "Ope sorry I got a date. Gotta get ready." And Logans sitting here like huh?? What just happened? As he watches his boyfriend brush his teeth, put on lotion and get dressed in IRONED clean clothes.

"Ill bring you back some garlic knots!! Bye big boy! Bye my widdle princess. Bye al!"

Except its not... hidden? Its not.. sneaky? Vanessa doesn't come home with him (because lets be honest its kinda gross here and she just takes him back to hers) The appartment is logans territory. Wade is his when hes here even if Vanessa visits.

Wade.. Respects him?? Puts both of their dates on the calander?? Tells him about their date, asks him when their next date is, brings HIM flowers too??

Logan "What is this? Ive never had this happen before. Ussually im being hidden and not appreciated." Howlett.

The "My boyfriend's girlfriend respects me entirely and she calls me to ask if she can take wade out instead of acting as if he's just a side piece. Shes nice to me and agrees with wade that im good for him, handsome and a good choice" Wolverine.

Wade " Of COURSE I ask my boyfriend if I can go out with my girlfriend and if he wants to come too. Of course I get tested every two weeks so I don't accidently contract something. Of course Im honest about my intentions and follow through with my word. Of course I dont mind if they flirt with each other, I like watching how red his face gets when Vanessa calls him a beefcake" Wilson.

Dead "What am I a monster?? Of course im not going to let Vanessa treat him badly thats fucked up, No why would I hide him? Hes my trophy husband and I will show him off. I hold both their hands in public and try my hardest to not let one feel lesser" Pool.

Poolveriness everybody.

And don't even get me started on his flirt buddies Peter and Nathan. If either one of them with full confidence came to him face to face and asked wade on a date, he'd be on that phone SO FAST.

"Omg really!? Like- as friends? Or..?"

"No. Erm.. is that alright or..?"

You would just see them standing there while Wade fumbles to get his phone out and starts pacing and whispering.

"OMG OMG Okay PAUSE! I HAVE TO CALL PEOPLE Ooohh goodd come on Vanessa pick up the phhonneeee-YES! oH hey babe.. heh.. yeah Uhm sooo.. remember that guy I told you about? Nooo babe the other one. Yeahh. Welllll- Yeah!!! I know right? Uh-huh. Uh huh. By 6? Hmm Hey- When do you think we'll be done? Before 6 right? They want me home by 6."

And while this could be a turn off for some people, He does not care. If you cant handle him calling his partners to make sure its okay then you cant handle him. Periodt.

"Alright, I gotta call wolvie next. See you at 6. Love you! Bye bye.... heeey Peanut. Uhm. Ssooo... yeah. Yeah!! Uh-huh!! Isn't that great!? So Ness wants me home by 6 and that should work but I wanted to ask you, Obviously... right... yeah.. No no nothing like that- i think? I-its just a movie I think... uh huh. Okay!! Pinky promise!! Okay, Byee! Love youuu- Oh the bastard hung up. So good news! I can go out with you but I gotta be home by 6 and if we wanna do any hanky panky we gotta go back to my place cause wolvies really protective of me- Oh man he loves me so much... so what movie are we seeing? Anything good? Something with Ryan Reynolds in it? Or OR Hugh jackman?"

Colossus is like an ex that ended on good terms. Mainly he just sends him memes that he dosn't understand.

the code-switching kills me

[viejospellejos]

Cosas de chinos

[lotussgrl]

[foolsocracy]

identity reveals are always fun

[icarusredwings]

Deadpool if it was a red string au:

Weasel: Man, I hope who ever is at the end of my string is hot.

Wade: Man, me too ahah- wait

Weasel: what?

Wade:...string??? As in.... one?

Weasel: uh... yeahhh??

Wade: *staring at his multiple, different colored strings, leading in all different directions* ..Shit.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

so we are all just whacking each other with pool noodles on this fine april's day

[rosecolouredheart]

YEAH NO SHIT MY GUY.

[huariqueje]

Blue Stadtbad Mitte "James Simon"  -   Eline Brontsema

Dutch, b. 1988 -

Woodcut, 68.2 x 51.3 cm

[kaisosims]

Overgrown Above Ground Pool

The Overgrown Above Ground Pool set comes with several decorative above ground pool items to enhance your Sims’ summer back yard look. Pools require a lot of work to maintain to prevent moss and algae growth, so be sure to utilize your Pool Cleaning Supplies and Floating Pool Chemical Dispenser to keep the moss and algae at bay, or don’t! for a unique overgrown pond look.

Pool items come in standard blue, light blue, and gray, with 5 overgrown progression swatches showcasing new, sun-bleached, dirty, mossy, and extra-mossy swatch progressions.

Check out the YouTube trailer of the set here:

10 new items:

Overgrown Above Ground Pool Deco

Above Ground Pool Ladder Jumpstand

Above Ground Pool Ladder Deco

Above Ground Pool Tarp

Dilapidated Pool Ball

Floating Pool Chemical Dispenser

Above Ground Pool Foundation

Mossy Pool Water

Mossy Dirt

Pool Cleaning Supplies

Are the items functional?

Sort of.

The Overgrown Above Ground Pool Deco is functionally a fountain, so your Sims can use the interaction “Toss Coin” into it.

The Floating Pool Chemical Dispenser has a new, custom “Clean Pool” interaction that plays a chemical dispensing vfx.

The Above Ground Pool Foundation can be applied to pools raised above the ground to give the look of an above ground pool that your Sims can swim in.

The Above Ground Pool Ladder Jumpstand can be used against real Pools as a jumpstand, which requires Get to Work to function.

All items are 100% 3D modelled and textured by me

Almost all items are Base Game Compatible with all necessary LODs

The Above Ground Pool Ladder Jumpstand requires Get to Work to function.

Find build items in this pack easily by searching "Above Ground Pool" or "Kaiso"

Build items will not show up under this search, so here is where to find them!

Above Ground Pool Foundation is under “Foundations”

Mossy Pool Water is under “Water Styles”

Mossy Dirt is under “Terrain Paint”

Download: (Free!): Patreon

[icarusredwings]

DEADPOOL YURI WITH VANESSA!!!???

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD 🥹

*sobs while shoving in mouth new yorker pizza fold style* 😭😭😭😭😭🥰🤭😐🤯😭😭😭😭

GIRL YOU ARE A GENUIS BECAUSE SHE GENUINELY WOULD BE HER BIGGEST SUPPORTER

Wade: Men make up 50% of serial killers. Im here to level that percentage.*has a kill count of over a million*

Vanessa: Bout fucking time I get to support some women's wrongs in this place. We needed more strong fem queens in the industry.

Wade: They just dont wanna see a bitch serve cunt and succeed.

You know, if I weren't lazy I could give you an essay on how comic Wade is either closeted transfem or wants to at least medically transition even if he stays using he/him pronouns. I'd even site my sources in MLA format for you. I'd just have to find some very specific events, and it also relies on the idea that the scars are psychosomatic (which was implied in one of the Deadpool and Spiderman comics).

The only problem is on a good day I'm wishy washy about liking that (a physical representation of his poor mental health that people either ignore or out right demonize? yes please) but on most days I don't really like it as a concept.

oh goshhhhhh I am soooo here for transfem Wade!!!!

Should you ever have the spoons to deliver that essay, I for one would love to hear it.

She (or he, I think they're pretty fluid with pronouns, like Deadpool always is!) is the transfem who makes her gender identity A Big Joke for years and years and years, always laughing about 'haha what if I was a girl what if I was your girlfriend what if my pussy got wet whenever we fought what if I wore a maid dress for you what if that hahahaha wouldn't that be funny'

to the point where

everyone can kinda tell

it isn't a joke

but Wade's almost too afraid to acknowledge that it isn't? Like, she's been keeping her barriers up with comedy for so long, and especially growing up with her dad and then in the military, a BIG part of her is fucking terrified about what it means to acknowledge how she really feels about herself, let alone embrace it.

Anyway, I think one day someone (Vanessa?) would listen to Wade doing his usual bit about 'lol what if I was a girl' and would just say "You could be, you know."

Her tone is kind, gentle, and completely fucking serious.

And Wade suddenly gets

very

very

quiet.

For all of a minute.

"Yeah," he manages eventually, hoarser than ever. Flashing Vanessa a bright, cheeky grin that doesn't quite reach his (her?) eyes. "But then you'd have competition for being the hottest woman in this polycule, and we can't have that."

But maybe next time he takes Vanessa up on her offer to do his nails and make up, she catches him looking at himself wistfully in the mirror, and presses a little kiss to the side of his head.

"I'm ready for that competition whenever you are," she promises. "But you'd better bring your A-game. I'm not gonna go easy on you just because you're a newly minted girl."

Wade chokes out a laugh. She jerks away from her reflection like she's scared that she's been caught - then, tentatively, glances back again. Looking at herself, scars and high cheekbones and thin eyelashes darkened with mascara, and more scars, and all - before her nervous, sickly yellow eyes flit to Vanessa's.

Vanessa can see the want there. The yearning.

And she can see, just as clearly, the fear.

"Rain check?" asks Wade, fake-breezy. "Not that I'm not ready for you to kick my ass at the art of hot-girlhood, but you have had a lot more practice."

Vanessa finds her hand - fever-hot as ever, and just a little sweaty. She gives it a tight squeeze.

"Rain check," she agrees, not because she wants it, but because Wade needs it. Then, distracting her, because there's a fragile set to Wade's mouth, like she's letting something she so desperately wants slip between her fingers - "What colour should I paint your toenails?"

"Ooh!" Wade perks up immediately, clapping her hands in delight. "Wolverine-costume-yellow? Nonono, gunmetal grey for Cable! And Colossus. Okay, so maybe one yellow for every two grey? Hey, I'll do yours too~ We can match!"

She's adorable when she's excited. Vanessa drops another little kiss on one of the textured ridges that divides Wade's skull into continents of scar tissue. "Sounds like a perfect girls' night."

"Girls' night," Wade repeats, smile small and precious. Then, bouncing up from the chair in front of Vanessa's vanity - "Okay, game plan! I'll go put on the Golden Girls and make popcorn, you get the nail polish and the files. Sound good?"

"Sounds amazing."