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Quick Glados sketches
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I already posted this back on twitter but here it is on tumblr
SUPERVILLAIN FILE, ONLY FOR AUTHORIZED USE BY SUPORG (GREATER SUPERHERO ORGANIZATION):
BLASTPHEMY:
As of [X-XX-XX], Blastphemy is no longer Seafoam Class and has been reclassified to an active supervillain with a Magenta Class rating.
Blastphemy's civilian name, origins, and motivations have not been uncovered yet.
Blastphemy is a demolition and explosives expert, with an unknown certification. She claims to have been born a demon, but saw the light and bettered herself and became a preacher. Evidence against her suggests that she has never read The Bible, though she says otherwise. After being asked to recite a verse, Blastphemy tried to pull a grenade on our reporter squad.
She has a peculiar vocal quirk where it's as if she is trying to swear profusely, but can only seem to say the "clean" versions of those words. Our reporter squad asked why this was, to which Blastmephy responded "GET THE HECK OUT OF MY FACE YOU GOSHDARN LITTLE BUTTS!!! YOU'RE REALLY FRIKKIN' TICKIN' ME OFF!!!"
An anonymous source later confirmed she did not always talk this way, citing that she "tried to curse herself into cursing less, but she did it wrong and now she can't cuss at all".
There are currently ties to Doctor Shelly L'Incarnat that are being investigated.
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some mizukana doodles cuz i need to cope with fluffy art after mizu5
#I DRAW THEM TOO MUCHBI GOTTA STOP. ITS SO CLEAR TO SEE WHOS MY BIAS MONOSHIP FOR NIIGO LMAO. but trust i like them poly.#mizukana is just such a soft ship and they probably give me some of the same energy that emunene gives me so thats prolly why i like em alot#kanade is so fuckibf pathetic and dumb lets just kill her now#project sekai#prsk fa#proseka#pjsk fanart#25 ji nightcord de#prsk#kanade yoisaki#nightcord at 25:00#mizuki akiyama#mizukana#niigo mizuki#niigo kanade#kanamizu
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Remus gets sprayed with weaponized sunscreen
poly!moonchaser x gn!reader (but mostly remus) | fluff | 388 words c/w: remus is 24, comparison of aerosol bottle to gun
Summers with James are easy, lazy. He brings you to the golfing grounds, content to let you lounge on a lawn chair, reading, as long as you occasionally yell flattery to keep up his ego. It’s great.
It’s exactly what you’re doing when a large hand pushes up your sunglasses so they sweep back your bangs. Lips brush against the newly exposed skin- slightly chapped and sun-warmed.
You smile, looking up. “Hi, Rem.”
“Hi, dovey. Still working through that manuscript?”
“Yeah, but there’s something I want to ask you.” You flit through the sheets quickly, landing on a sentence you’ve underlined in red. “I don’t think you’ve worded this right; it doesn’t make sense.”
Remus furrows his brows, accentuating the freckles that have already started to appear. He likes them because they take attention away from his scars. But they’re beautiful on their own- clusters of downy dandelions in valleys of soft grass. They make him look boyish in the way he really is.
It does mean, however, that he hasn’t been wearing sunscreen regularly; he wasn’t this speckled last week. You bring a hand under his chin, tilting his face upwards, beaming at him your sweetest smile. He looks confused- wide-eyed, doe-like- and you almost feel bad for what you’re about to do. “Close your eyes, love.”
You spray him like a fly.
“AH- bloody hell is that?” He sputters, recoiling away from you.
“It’s sunscreen; now come back- I’m not done.”
“You’re mad if you think I’m going anywhere near you!”
You shake the bottle menacingly, pointing it towards him like a gun. “You’re just as bad as Sirius; come here!”
He does, reluctantly, but his pout only makes him cuter. You reach back into your bag, and he eyes the spray, offended, when you replace it with a sunscreen stick.
“Don’t start, Lupin; I knew you’d run.”
He grimaces when you run the balm along his cheeks, but stays still nonetheless. You’re massaging it into his skin when James joins you on the patio, club swung over his shoulder.
“Moony, you look absolutely miserable.”
“He may be miserable but he’s not getting skin cancer.”
“Too bad you couldn’t save him from premature wrinkling.”
Remus scoffs. “I’m not wrinkling; I’m 24.”
“Twenty-four and wrinkly, my love.” James kisses his lips to appease him. “And graying, too.”
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#repost bc i did a dumb :P#marauders#marauders fluff#marauders x reader#marauders imagine#marauders fic#james potter x reader#james potter fluff#remus lupin x reader#remus lupin fluff#remus x reader#moonchaser#james potter x reader fluff#poly!moonchaser#moonchaser x reader
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MC:*walking into the dining room Mother’s Day morning* IF YOU’VE HAD MY TITS IN YOUR MOUTH YOU OWE ME A MOTHERS DAY PRESENT!!!
*All the brothers immediately scramble up from the breakfast table and run for the door*
MC:*smiles and sits down to eat breakfast in peace.*
I tried to format this like one of your posts enjoy ♡
Helsohsksjsk nonnie, this is fuckin’ hilarious ‘n absolutely perfect!!!-
MC’s about to have a whole pile of gifts from the brothers trying to outdo each other sksjksj
#‘n you formatted this exactly like mine!!!!#onagsjsg#anon!#obey me!#obey me shenanigans#obey me mc#obey me poly mc#om!#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me#om! incorrect quotes#om! shit post#obey me shitpost#obey me crack#obey me brothers#obey me poly#ro’s dumb stuff tag!
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As a former horse girl I love the Binghorses drawn by @meltedmush because every weird and cryptid suggestion and art of them just existing makes me stop and go: no wait horses will just do that. Horses are so weird. Horse behavior is so much
Horses will just stare at you through a window and if they're smart they can figure out certain doors. There is a specific kind of surreal of watching a horse walk into your house that is both very cute and cursed. SQQ could totally wake up to a Binghorse having broken into his house and staring at him
Horses also are weird and poorly designed biologically so if they sit for too long they can actually crush their organs and won't be able to stand up again. So I can see SQQ fretting over a bingfoal and asking if they're okay. Also they don't have the ability to sense being full. It is completely possible for a horse to eat too much and die. So again fretting mother hen SQQ planning special Binghorse diet only for Binghorse to come back and drop a dead bird in front of him.
It is completely plausible that SQQ can look up one day and see a binghorse sitting in a tree. Both cows and horses will climb trees. Goats too. I don't know why. They just will. The horse loose in a hospital bit is funny because horses on their own will just do that. They do just end up in places. It feels absurd but it's true. Getting jumped scared by a Binghorse totally believable.
Imagine that SQQ sees a Binghorse with a broken leg! The death knell of any normal horse. He can frett over those beautiful terribly designed legs as Binghorse is kept suspended in a swing thing.
And then the moment you combine omnivore snatch hunter it gets even funnier because I'm certain a real horse would if it could. The fact that people are in any way convinced horses are just cute and sweet and not weird terrifying little horrors of biology will never not be funny.
#svsss#binghorse#for the record i learned horseback riding from a poly couple who worked ren fair as a kid#and like it was so weird#SO WEIRD#like watching a 2 year old black clydsdale horse just walk into a horse on its own accord and just steal a coke can will never leave me#like imagine being 9 and seeing a juvenile horse that is still 3x your height squeezing through a screen door#i brought this up with my mom about the horse breaking into a house and she said he was actually a friesian#absolutely beautiful and a complete brat#also the willingness of horses to just be covered in dirt and dust#youll clean a horse ride for 2 hrs let em loose and come back to them covered in mud and grime#my mom and i went on a whole journey to remember this horses name#it was soujke. he was such an ass#im imaging sqq doing hoof cleanings for binghorse#and brushing his skin pelt before and after a ride#soujke was so much. he almost died of collick because he kept laying on his side#horses are so dumb
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Poly Shaw Pack Headcanons
⚠️SOME NSFW BELOW - LIKE ONLY 2 BUT STILL YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)⚠️
Sometimes when David says something kind of snappy or rude to Angel (tsunderes gonna tsundere), Darlin will just come up, pick Angel up, and walk away saying “nope. Mate privileges revoked” - doesn’t matter if Angel isn’t bothered by it, he was mean
Milo HAS borrowed that choke collar from Baaabe and used it on Asher 👀👀👀
Almost all of them have tried their hand at teaching Asher how to cook - none have succeeded
Asher and Angel both keep getting caught late night gaming by the others, and David. Is. Not. Happy about it.
Sweetheart doesn’t purposefully sneak up on/startle Darlin the way they do Milo - they know that due to Darlin’s past trauma, they’re a lot more likely to lean more towards the fight part of fight or flight instincts, as well as just not wanting to accidentally trigger them in general
The non-shifter mates will go on a group date just the four of them once a month - the shifters do too but most of the time they just end up playing video games together (Asher) or spending some time in their wolf forms
Milo and Angel are both huge dorks for Aggro and baby him excessively
When Darlin gets really touch starved (which is most of the time), the rest of the polycule just kind of pile on top of them
Baaabe and David learned how to cook some of the dishes Sam’s grandmother used to make for him to help him feel better on the anniversary of her death - Darlin tried to help but got kicked out of the kitchen
Asher and Sweetheart occasionally team up to fuck with Milo (also Christian lol)
Angel moves around in their sleep a lot so whoever’s closest to them in bed have to be the ones to essentially smother them to keep them from accidentally kicking or punching somebody in their sleep
Solar Solstices are TOUGH with them all staying together, but thankfully the four non-shifters can team up to tackle it - Baaabe’s on cooking duty, Angel’s the one keeping David and Darlin from getting up out of bed (they are NOT above sitting on you, Darlin, stop it!), and Sweetheart and Sam team up to do some sleeping or healing magic - it doesn’t help much, but it’s something. They typically end up watching movies or playing some easy video games that at least keep them laying/sitting down for a majority of the day. EDIT: the lovely @darlin-collins (sorry for the at) has pointed out to me that both stealth’s AND vampires are negatively affected by the sun bound solstice so I guess Angel and Baaabe are gonna have to fight for their fucking lives lol
The mates groupchat still exists and Asher begs to be let in it like once a week
Darlin kind of wants to be included in it too but refuses to admit it
Asher and Angel can both dress like total gremlins and it physically pains Milo to have to see it
Baaabe has dommed most of the others at some point
Sam took a bit to feel comfortable asking to feed on any of them other than Darlin, and even then he still typically goes to them first if he’s feeling hungry - he doesn’t really have a favorite, it's just that in that regard he feels the most comfortable with them specifically
Asher will shift and comfort any and all of them in his wolf form like he does for Baaabe - he has to do it a lot for Sweetheart, their job has them stressed
David often feels like he’s babysitting a bunch of toddlers because even when they were just friends, the stupid shit this group would get themselves caught up in is insane - the fact that none of them have been arrested yet is a miracle in itself. No, Sam is not an exception.
Darlin, Milo and Angel are all terrible with horror movies (this is canon) and David sometimes likes to choose one he knows will particularly get them when it’s his pick for movie night just to fuck with them
I feel like some of these could technically apply outside the context of the polycule, and you know what, yeah that too
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted headcanons#poly shaw pack#redacted david#redacted angel#redacted darlin#redacted sam#redacted milo#redacted sweetheart#redacted asher#redacted baabe#are some of these ooc? I really hope not#I tried but i am dumb so I wouldn’t be surprised#poly.damn.ory
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Thinking about the time I got lovingly gutted on a knotted dildo so hard it felt weird walking the next day. Literally died multiple times that night in the best of ways. The joy of those around me as my moans and barks became so loud…there’s no way the neighbors couldn’t hear me. The command of “paws!” making my arms and hands raise in front of me as if possessed by a spirit, followed by loving hands and heaps of praise as every “Speak!” was promptly answered by a voice outside myself. All the while, my body and my mind floating miles apart from each other��every feeling and thought replaced by pure pleasure.
Fuck, I need that again.
#mtf nsft#mtf puppy#t4t nsft#trans nsft#breeding k1nk#breeding pet#mtf ns/fw#nsft puppy#dumb puppy#lanatext#petpl4y#petpl@y#queer ns/fw#trans ns/fw#furry nsft#furry ns/fw#polycule#poly nsft
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I don't have anything better for the occasion so have some roodaka sketches
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Im gonna be real, i think i have an obsession with low poly gordon.
Like gordon model is hl1 should not be so god damn funny to me, and it doesnt help that as attack on artfight ive just started to make low poly version of peoples gordon ocs! Like why is it so funny to me???
Like it looks soo baddd, they look they have a buzz cut but i cant stop laughing everytime i see it.
Anyway an attack i did on @gearbroth
If you wanne see more low poly gordon oc, theyre on the way LOL
#digital art#artwork#half life#half life 2#gordon freeman#half life ocs#half life 1#hl2#hl1#blender#3d model#like i can make 3d models#ive been model a good bit now and i could just make normal 3d renders of the ocs#but low poly is just so much funny for some dumb reason
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sorry i died the evil scientist family au scared me why did it get 50000 likes im not fit for this 😭
#inanimate insanity#osc#objectshowcommunity#ii#iii#fantube#testbulb#tpot#six is backwards on purpose i swear im not dumb!!!#i love poly brightlights i hope they all kiss#idk what tk x lifering is called help
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Doing this on a lunch break oops
New old account finding moots again
Minors DNI
Pronouns: they / she / it
Height: 5'3 🥲
Kinks: hard and extreme <3
Smoke: only 🍃
Tattoos: 6 (and counting)
Piercings: 7
Fav drink: sweet tea or a slushy
Horny: as a mf
I don’t bite much
#me#queer#bi nsft#bd/sm pet#nonbinary#queer nsft#queer community#dumb puppy#puppy sub#bd/sm kink#bd/sm daddy#dumbification#dumb bunny#looking for moots#bd/sm switch#bd/sm community#bd/sm blog#hard k1nk#tattoos#intro post#pinned post#poly#polyamory#attention wh0r3#bd/sm brat#bd/sm slave#gothic#goth aesthetic#alternative#alt aesthetic
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Not enough people talk about the canon fact Satan, MC and Solomon go on dates to see cat movies and go to cat cafes together all the damn time and I think it’s a shame.
#ro’s dumb stuff tag#the whole ‘cats’ group chat is just them planing dates 💅#obey me!#obey me#om!#obmswd#obey me satan#obey me solomon#obey me mc#obey me shenanigans#obey me ships#obey me poly
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okay so. does rin know isagi and fujoneet reader have done it? does isagi tease rin about it bc he knows rin's a sick freak that needs a little prodding? does rin jack it to the thought of them together? or maybe just her? does f
rin knows because isagi tells him LOL. isagi sucks but he gets off on pissing rin off and rin in this context uses isagi as like. a buffer for his own lust towards you. its soooo weird LMAO. rin jacks it to the thought of readers pleasure specific and feels such crazy shame. they are so prime for cucking
but really in this universe it's like ohh. reader is so inexperienced and rin knows it though he doesn't do anything about himself just yet. and he just. nonstop thinks about her. thinks about her with a hand in her torn-up shorts and her face buried in pillows while isagi is plowing her, how good she must feel, how sensitive and uselessly wet she is. and it makes him angry but the thought of it makes him so hard
i think isagis torment is probably because he can tell how much rin seems to refuse to acknowledge his obvious want for her. fujoneet reader is really oblivious but isagi knows rin veryyy well and he knows all that bully is like a shoddy coverup to his desire about her. rin does jack off to the thought of them but it also makes him so viscerally angry to think of her weeping on anyones cock but his lol
#return to sender#isagi thinks reader is adorable and rin is dumb#he gets to fuck her and fuck with rin but really hes a good guy for helping him out#im not totally set on it but honestly i dont think rin can do a throuple thing with this specific neet reader#which is funny bc rinsagi poly often makes sense to me#but i think he is tooo possesive and this specific thing drives him to the brink of insanity . poor guy lol#fujoverse
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definitely my absolute fav character dynamic, just love this one soooooo much/s
it's always just so fun and interesting, never gets old or tired
#character dynamics#i'm not gonna lie to you#hazbin hotel vees#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel velvette#hazbin hotel fandom#mischaracterization#no they're not perfect little woobies who've done no wrong#but it's dumb to treat facilitation as being the same as assault#make them evil in unique ways not just val 2 electric boogaloo#staticmoth#poly vees#voxvel
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Wu Shi Poly 🔞
"You're not doing it right," Johnny complained, watching as Raiden's hips stuttered. He could see Raiden's shoulders tense and the farm boy whined out a response. Kung Lao's thighs were shaking as Raiden held his legs into the air. Raiden paused in his thrusts, determined to try out the pacing again. But Lao's fluttering cunt felt so good around his throbbing shaft.
When Lao and Johnny brought up the idea of Lao and Raiden fucking, the simple champion wasn't sure of it. Not because he didn't want to, but because he knew he might not be able to satisfy Johnny's demands. He knew Johnny could be demanding in bed, and Raiden was too soft to deny the superstar what he wanted. Raiden began grinding his hips into Lao's cunt again and Lao keened out, his head falling back against the bed. Raiden was about three thrusts in when he felt it.
"Do not stop," he heard in his ear. Raiden shivered, feeling Johnny's warm breath against the shell of his ear. Raiden groaned, thrusting into Lao's wet heat. Johnny's pelvis was flush against his naked ass, guiding Raiden's hips at the pace the superstar wanted. Raiden tried to focus, really he did, but he could feel Johnny's growing bulge against his ass. Raiden moaned, trying to grind his ass back but trying to stay in Lao's cunt. "Stay focused, champion. Clearly you needed a guiding hand." Johnny's hands came up, grabbing Raiden's waist in a steady, bruising grip.
Raiden watched as another person walked around, and a tattooed hand reached out in front of Raiden. Kenshi. Colored fingers danced across Lao's stomach and traced Lao's twitching cocklet. Kung Lao gave a shout, back arching off of the bed. Kenshi smirked at the fucking duo, swirling his digits to tease Lao more.
"Two guiding hands, from the looks of it," Kenshi commented, his voice husky.
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“You really thought you could take me on," Kung Lao grinned, grinding down onto Johnny's twitching cock. Johnny keened, the sound being muffled by Kenshi's soaking cunt. Kenshi gasped, leaning forward towards the Shaolin monk. Kung Lao lunged forward, his lips colliding with Kenshi's thinner pair. Kenshi smirked into the kiss, one hand grabbing a fistful of Lao's loose hair and pulling. Lao whined and Kenshi took the chance to deepen the kiss, plunging his tongue into Lao's warm cavern. Lao lifted his hips slightly and dropped back down, his cunt clenching tightly. Johnny shook, his thigh's trembling.
"Fu-fuck," Raiden stuttered, his hips losing their pace. He huffed, quickening his pace. Johnny’s fluttering hole around his cock felt so fucking good. Raiden didn't get to fuck Johnny's ass often, so he tried his best to savor this moment. Johnny was making this very difficult for Raiden to contain himself. Raiden's rough hand grasped Johnny's soft hips firmly, and Johnny knew that his paler flesh was going to bruise due to Raiden's strong grasp.
Raiden's other hand came up and held Lao's hip, guiding Lao's hips into a pace that matched his own. Lao moaned into Kenshi's mouth and Kenshi grinned, rolling his his against Johnny's face. Kenshi wiggled his hips, bumping his engorged clit against Johnny's nose.
Johnny slurped, doing his best to fuck his tongue into Kenshi's leaking hole. Kenshi and Raiden made eye contact over Lao's shoulder and Raiden leaned forward, planting kisses along the back of Lao's neck. Lao cried out, his cunt fluttering on Johnny's throbbing cock.
#cryptidbait#mk#mortal kombat#poly#wu shi#Wu shi academy#smut#mk smut#I’m so dumb I didn’t realize I could post my Drabbles here#i died dead#cryptidbait smut#that’s the tag now methinks#Drabble#writing Drabble#Kung Lao#Raiden#RaiLao#Johnny cage#kenshi takahashi#Johnshi#wu shi poly#what is the ship name#trans
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