#Plonk

[wistfulrat]

・❥・lesbian wangxian reccs ・❥・

ao3topships poll gate made me realize there are hundreds nay thousands of u who dont know abt lesbian wangxian ?? that’s so sad can i proselytize u real quick

mimilamp cinematic universe (the ppl’s mcu) sorry for starting this list with a whole author catalog. as if it's my fault!! these gave me covid. no listen mimilamp fics have feverish lesbian angst levels of hot horny despair that could paralyze a large forest animal. and on a sentence level it's just stunning. messy dykes fumbling toward love confessions while making emotionally insane choices and the sex scenes fuckn bang ??? god is real

good, good - 13.5k E Wei Ying has two broken wrists and now she needs Lan Zhan to help her do stuff (jerk off)

here’s a story - 46k E Wei Ying reluctantly joins her recently-dumped best friend, Lan Zhan, on a couples' holiday retreat. Snow! Drinks! Truth or dare! There's a s-s-s-single bed! You'll never guess what happens next.

out of your system - 20k E “Maybe you should get me out of your system,” Wei Ying blurts. “Maybe that’ll help.” // Wei Ying finds out her best friend Lan Zhan is in love with her and offers a really super solution.

exposure therapy - 14k E Wei Ying clambered up from the floor, put the joint on the corner of the night stand, announced, “Exposure therapy,” and got into Lan Zhan’s bed. // Lan Zhan doesn't like to be touched, Wei Ying likes to touch.

know no one else - 20k E Lan Zhan moves out, Wei Ying's boyfriend moves in. Six months later, Lan Zhan visits, they go to a party, and Wei Ying has something to tell her.

74243 this author should be studied in a lab bc these 2 fics ruined my life. a pulitzer prize short fic with immaculate tone followed by the fuck nastiest shit you will ever read. "wei ying swipes right" still a top 3 bar of all time re: fic summaries. like people died.

chef’s kiss - 6.5k E Wei Ying said, “You know, in some ways I’m kind of depressed. I took your biggest dick on my first try. Now I don’t have anything to build up to.” “There are bigger ones available,” Lan Zhan said lazily. “I can pay for express shipping.” // (Lan Zhan works the late shift.)

pull out game weak - 22.7k E Wei Ying swipes right.

plonk this is the only fic in many ways. dyke nmj's mustache academy award winning breakout role. possessive hot dyke lwj. the sentence "don't knot her you freak." have u ever seen a group chat get rabies in real time. the slut rot breached containment. it was a public health crisis. it brought back horny cinema. cultural reset.

good friends - 11.5k E “I could invite her over for when the game’s done,” Nie Mingjue offers. Lan Zhan hums, considering it. They do that sometimes. Take omegas down together.

occultings will i ever get tired of -wwx thinks she's straight and wants to practice being gay with sadsack lwj who is like sure im in love with u and this will cause me psychic damage but mayhaps that's the cost of being homiesexual--? no i dont get tired of the classics it's called taste

give me one good honest kiss - 25k E The text keeps flashing over and over in Lan Zhan's head like the bulb lights on a marquee. They’d been talking about homework directly before that, swapping notes on music theory in the baroque period. Then, like a fork of lightning out of a clear blue sky: wanna practice kissing? 😚 // Wei Ying suggests an arrangement. Lan Zhan, in love, deals.

saltyfeathers ok so like sure it's ill advised to get your cartilage pierced at claire's but if you wanted the experience of participating in deranged hysteric behavior that kinda bangs in a badgood way? well then.

the mall that has it all - 8k E She introduced herself in the food court, breathless after sprinting across it in Lan Zhan’s direction and vaulting over a table only to crash into the seat across from her, ask, “Can I have a sip?”, spring forward with both elbows on the table to wrap her burgundy lips around Lan Zhan’s smoothie straw, wrinkle her nose, and say, “What is that, kale? Not really my thing, as like, a mall goth. Oh!” A pleased, chaotic exhale. “My name’s Wei Ying.” Lan Zhan said, after taking a moment to fully process the last forty-five seconds, “What?” or; mall goth au

[mattsmantis]

plonk

[carlos-in-glasses]

Hahaha I just opened a WIP doc I haven't touched for a while and forgot I'd left myself this 'direction' for what to write next.

Thank you to my past-self for thinking I'd require both all-caps and yellow highlight. You were right.

[offbrand-deltatraveler]

Started watching Star Twinkle Precure for no reason in particular

This guy is the best character

Also I get why a lotta Jewelpet viewers say it reminds them of Precure now

[notablytrustableindividual]

[cannedbluesblog]

Ronnie Lane

[laylamae1930]

More Ao3 fan art!

This one is for "You're a bird in the water, I'm a fish on land" by Plonk! Just some girl talk that happens at the end that I thought was funny. I actually love all of Plonk's stories so I highly recommend checking them out. :D

I tried to keep the designs accurate to the story but I'm only good at drawing humans so... TvT

[iamlisteningto]

Huerco S.’s Plonk

[mumblelard]

the lady who sits quiet on the rocks most mornings, i let her say her spells over me just this once

[homeangle]

Plonk is such an ideal word

[gahooliganspod]

Hi! Dropping by to say that, first, I love your podcast so much, and second: when CJ called Madame Plonk the party bard and PB mentioned music as part of therapy, I remembered something: the story never focuses on that again, so its easy to miss, but Rogue smith of Silverveil and Madame Plonk are sisters, they had a really messed up abusive stepmother who favoured Brunwella(Madame Plonk), and they basically stopped talking after Rogue smith became a smith's apprentice. And Madame Plonk is described as a party girl - it is mentioned that she drinks until she passes out during festivals once her official job is done, and owls on the Tree are used to that. I'm pretty sure Madame Plonk is drinking away her feeling of guilt for what their stepmother put Thora(Rogue smith of Silverveil) through. And it is never mentioned anywhere else except when Thora tells it to Soren, if I'm not mistaken.

I love this take. It’s a little sad, but it reflects a lot of the traumas Guardians aims to show.

See, and this is why I didn’t bring this up during Episode 6: it’s less than two pages, and you’re right: it never comes up again! It’s a real disservice to Plonkie!

Talking about music through episode 6 puts the owls’ ideas of “nobility” and “civilization” and “goodness” under a certain lens. Music as a ‘cure’ for Eglantine, music driving evil to literal distraction through Twilight’s battle songs, music as lullaby and peace for Ocavia, and — I think you’re absolutely right — music as therapeutic guilt release for Plonk. I think part of the thematic argument of the Owl Kingdoms is that healthy, good owlets need music, stories, creativity in order to *be* healthy, good people. We saw it with moonblinking in book 1, and we see it again here!

It is WILD that Plonk’s theme, music’s theme, boils down to about 3 sentences to the tune of “Oh yeah, Plonks my sister, but we don’t talk cause I killed our abusive stepmother. No regrets.” SO MUCH theme seems to be stated offhand in single sentences! I just wish we could hope to cover it all in an hour 🥲

KEEP THOSE WONDERFUL OBSERVATIONS COMIN!

CJ DROOLS OVER ANALYSIS. 🦉

[coversart]

Huerco S. - Plonk

[offbrand-deltatraveler]

DJFGHSJFJSJFHSDHS THE VOICE CHANGE

(This is commentary I write as I watch the show. No Spoilers)

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[justacatdefinitelyacat]

[cannedbluesblog]

Kenny Jones, Sue Lane & Ronnie "Plonk" Lane