#Please stop stealing

[kalviberry]

Getting real tired of people stealing our packages.

[sophiebaybey]

Not to preach to the choir but I wonder if people generally realize that AI models like ChatGPT aren't, like, sifting through documented information when you ask it particular questions. If you ask it a question, it's not sifting through relevant documentation to find your answer, it is using an intensely inefficient method of guesswork that has just gone through so many repeated cycles that it usually, sometimes, can say the right thing when prompted. It is effectively a program that simulates monkeys on a typewriter at a mass scale until it finds sets of words that the user says "yes, that's right" to enough times. I feel like if it was explained in this less flattering way to investors it wouldn't be nearly as funded as it is lmao. It is objectively an extremely impressive technology given what it has managed to accomplish with such a roundabout and brain-dead method of getting there, but it's also a roundabout, brain-dead method of getting there. It is inefficient, pure and simple.

[itscherryterry-again]

1000000k dollars and I'll finish this WIP from last year

[llamagoddessofficial]

So Horror wouldn't steal our name, but who would? I feel like Killer would, and after everything he's stolen you're prepairded for all the games to stop and him to royally fuck you over, only for him to do nothing.

Here's the fae boys, on the subject of name stealing, on a scale of would to wouldn't.

Killer - He'd steal your wallet so he could root through and find your driver's license with your name on it. Do not trust this asshole. You'd expect him to use it to make you his slave or something, but he'd just use it for extremely harmless pranks; making you pay attention to him, making you hug him even though he's covered in soot, etc. He says he'll give it back if you go for dinner with him. It's so hard to tell what's going on in his head at any given time.

Dust - Yeah, he'd take your name. But he'd take good care of it. He wouldn't do anything with it - he wouldn't even tell anyone he knows it. No one except the two of you knows he has so much power over you. What could he possibly want from you...? He asks you to follow him out into the snow. He gently takes your shoulders, leans in, and murmurs something in your ear. Was that... was that his true name...?

Nightmare - Does he consider name stealing below him? Sure. But he's not above taking an opportunity. Leave something so precious out in the open, and he'll be quick to snatch it up. He might be the Winter King but he's always had a weakness for pretty things.

Dream - He'd take your name if the opportunity presented, but purely out of a desire to protect you. If he has it, no one else does, and you'll be safe. He'll give it back alongside a very stern lecture.

Horror - Doesn't need to, doesn't want to. He's busy baking you a pie.

Farmer - Already knows it.

[yuukirita]

So about Killing B-127

Imma be honest- actually no one told me NOT to do this.

https://www.tumblr.com/yuukirita/764457936468754432/two-bumblebees?source=share (the og post were I talked about this)

So imma do it- HOWEVER. It won't be in the main DeceptiBee au. I might not even write it. But I will DRAW IT. Probably.

You can keep reading the DeceptiBee au and be assured that Bee won't die- but when that fic is done I might do an alternate ending with it where Bee does die- like a series.

But i'll write it in a way You don't need to read the previous fic to understand what's happening. That first chapter is gonna recap and compress the story and it won't reff the previous fic other than 'Bee was a decepticon who died'

I guess that Au would be called 'SecondBee au' or 'TwoBees au' since theres another one. idk i'm bad at names.

So about this Au, it's in the tfone continuity. Where Bee choose to follow megatron when he got banished. He died. War raged on and then another Bee is forged right before Primus peaces out. And then a lot of bad things happen to him C:

I don't remember which continuity Tfone is attached to (it can't be the bayverse don't lie to yourself) but Imma say that the endgame to this is Earthspark (because it's the happiest ending we're getting so far) so I might even write to that part because since new bee and megatron are on the same side now I smell some good sad times.

What do we think? does any of this make sense to yous?

Does this make you exited? Dreadful? Tired?

If you stumble upon this and you want to make your own- feel free (and give me the fragging link so I can read it) Bee doesn't even need to be a decepticon before he dies. Endless possibilities.

P.S. no telling when I'll be making content for that Au cuz I'm working on deceptibee rn- Next chapter is out tomorrow. hug hug

P.P.S. Just a small- SMALL look at what this au could be

Megatron could not believe his optics. In front of him, on the screen, stood a scout, painted yellow, with horns, an autobot logo were a deceipticon brand should be. The same, the same, optics he'd seen fade in front of his very own. He'd been caught on camera and Shockwave had given him the footage.

"He. Replaced. Him." His servos balled into fists "Another usurper." When would Primus cease taking his fallen friends and produce failed facsimiles to torture him with? After all this time...

It only justified his actions further. He would not be deceived.

[teetlezhere]

There is some angst going on irl and I craved fluff/comfort.

So morning/wake up time with Future Leo and Present Leo. Future Leo gets some needed coffee and mini Leo is still eepy but he gotta wake up.

Mini Leo be collecting parental figures like collectibles in a videogame fr.

[starryarchitect]

EXTREMELY rushed doodle of the nerd

(translation of my terrible handwriting under the cut if you're as curious about dragons as he is (and as I am))

The fact that Wolf-fangs don't have wings raises some interesting questions about the history and evolution of dragons. Wolf-fangs still have fire holes and other things that indicate a common ancestor, so did they lose their wings at some point, or did wings evolve in other species later? If wings happened later then that might mean that different dragon species might have evolved wings separately, which would be a fascinating case of convergent evolution--

[Fishlegs made one passing comment about Wolf-fangs. One.]

(we ignore the fact that they wouldn't have known about evolution. Hiccup's a smart cookie and the Hysterics broke all sorts of time flow rules, I think it's fine)

[ibrithir-was-here]

Gonna dox my location a tiny bit here for anyone who already knows were it is. But yeah, if anyone on here happens to know who stole the fairy statues from the local fairy festival, 1. Make them return them 2. Drop them as a friend

[knockknockitsnickels]

Ryis & my farmer

[darcyolsson]

currently trying to figure out if my (cishet #ally) sibling has the bisexual flag as the background on their smartwatch or if it's just a generic blue purple pink striped background

[ywxhny]

You know what’s funny? We never saw Jack meeting Top as Joke’s Nong.

Instead, we can see & assume a jealous Jack thinking who the fuck is this guy waiting for my Joke with fucking flowers?

It was only when Joke’s parents came a couple seconds after that he put two & two together. He can’t believe he got jealous of Joke’s younger brother. Of all people. It’s not like he got introduced to them! He only even found out Joke’s father was his father because of Ama’s hospital stay.

Now, imagine, when everything’s done, they go home, Joke brings this up and teases Jack. Like the little shit who wants to get dicked down he is.

“Oh you were so jealous of my nong!”

Cue flustered Jack, “N-no! I-I knew who he was!”

Cue sultry, teasing, playful Joke, “Don’t worry, there’s only one Nong I really love.”

We all know what he would mean by that.

[bubblingdrfizz]

taco from inanimate insanity but instead of snapping at the end of season one she actually kept up her persona so she could live in hotel oj. it's alright at first, but she's so fed up with acting dumb that it's really hard for her to stay in character and it starts to stress her out. one day taco gets sick or smth. she sneezes and lets out the most british "BLOODY HELL." ever. it's so weirdly out of character but in character at the same time that it's not even questioned beyond a simple "what" so taco was just able to live the rest of her life in hotel oj with her actual personality without needing to explain anything

[st4rducki]

POV: You and your bestie are trying to convince your friends adoptive dad friend that killing orphans are a thing good (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

[polydamnory]

I need one of this months Fooliverse audios to be Avior. I need to hear him and Starlight be happy in at least one universe, even if it isn’t Prime.

[sam-i-damn]

Severed Hands, feat. Blood Crushers

(deltarune spoilers in case it wasn't obvious)

so everyone agrees that 'Raise Up Your Bat' is a Dess song right? blah blah Dess and Baseball, blah blah Dess with us in the dark, and you know, the Single Most Unmissable Reference To The Existance Of December Holiday In The First Three Chapters™ courtesy of Tenna.

Great. Song's Awesome, Lore's Awesome. Kinda makes you wonder where the song came from in-universe though. Did Dess literally write it? Was it just one of the songs on the Forbidden Music Channel she sang? I suppose the world will never-

Oh. Ok. So the funny jingle bells remix is unrelated to the song name and title that says 'Listening To' right next to it, gotcha. Thanks Toby. anyway...

Blood Crushers The Band, you say? Perhaps related to Blood Crushers 2 the movie? Ok cool this could be a lore rabbit hole, lets dig in a little.

'Blood' 'Crushers'. So 'Crushers' as in one who crushes, so there's some major, potentially one-sided conflict going on with the 'Blood.' Blood, blood... like family? So a family conflict? What does that have to do with Dess?

Ok cool, that was easy and taught us literally nothing. Let's look at this from a different angle.

What do we know about Blood Crushers the Movie(s)?

Alright, severed hand. cool. Anything else?

Alright I get it, Blood Crushers 2 is about a severed hand. Thank you for the clarification Susie. Are there any other severed hands I should know about?

Oh

So for those unaware, if you use the red gamble-ball machine in Chapter 3's B room, and pay exactly 1225 points (hmm), you get sent to the red platform maze dimension with noclip enabled, and eventually find this blue-ball machine which rewards you with a 'small dark triangle' that apparently resembles lacquer specifically, which most people think is either a Black Shard or a guitar pick. You then attempt to hold it, but it slips through your fingers, and you can't find it anymore. 'It' being your hand.

Which connects Dess directly to severed hands

twice

...

Well if I can't unlearn this information, the least I can do is inflict it upon others.

[anpanman95]

so this clip belongs here actually

been crying over this for the past hour and a half, thanks