#Please don't take this seriously

[cupcakeshakesnake]

I have this idea regarding what to do with my body postmortem, which is that there'd be a button hooked up to my skull that plays recordings of stupid things I said in life

[i-regret-nothing-lol]

Never thought I'd ship Bowser and Luigi but here we are...

I drew this in less than half-an-hour so it's pretty shitty but you know what? I love it.

[red-room-studi0]

sorry, not sorry

[applepie-enthusiast]

Sanemi, filming himself using his cellphone: I'm proud to identify as moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for Tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight every night

Sanemi, smiling: watch this

Sanemi, focusing the camera on Giyuu who's busy typing on his phone as he sat by the couch: Hey dumbass, what kind of animal is the pink panther?

Giyuu, looking up to face Sanemi: *squinting as if to think longer than necessary* Wait, I'll google it

Sanemi, quickly panning the camera back at himself: It's this same guy

Sanemi, starts unbuttoning his shirt before he cuts off the video: Tomioka, you are so fucking stupid—

[starcurtain]

Outing myself as the dead-opposite of a Genshin rarepair lover to say that my favorite brand of Zhongli/Childe is definitely:

Grandpa's Mid-Life Crisis Retirement Checklist:

✅️ Flawless human disguise (no one suspects a n y t h i n g)

✅️ Part-time side hustle

✅️ Self-planned funeral (the flowers were fire 👌)

✅️ Friends know I'm not actually dead

✅️ Liyue flourishing

✅️✅️✅️ Russian mail order husband

[a-s-levynn]

Random brainfry idea that was definitely written before somewhere: But what if the TMBTE creatures are the previous vessels, corrupted by Sleep's influence. What if Sleeps moves on every time the host is way too changed, to find a new host. And they fight [like on those few posters] because they think if there is only one of them left Sleep will see them worthy again and take them back. What if..

[chocolix76]

Why is it that 90% of the time when Ruin is getting threatened, it sounds like he's just being flirted with? I think everyone just wants Ruin deep down and is too ashamed to admit it so they threaten him instead

[man3at3r-mp4]

Me the second I enter heaven/hell in Vivziepop's universe.

[s3janus]

"I hate Victor so much!!! He's such an annoying loser!!!" OK. Anyways, you could not pull Henry Clerval

[puppydog-to-stiletto]

What your favorite canon winx club ship says about you (Satire!)

Bloom and Sky: Is your favorite flavor of ice cream vanilla, too? Your favorite ship is the main one.

Tecna and Timmy: I love this ship, you beautiful geeks

Aiesha and Nabu: You are absolutely obsessed with beautiful love stories that end in absolute tragedy

Flora and Helia: You are absolutely obsessed with love stories that end on a cliffhanger and you can't get the last book because it wasn't finished being written yet

Riven and Musa: masochist

Riven and Darcy: sadist

Stella and Brandon: Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

[malcontentonline]

Spoilers for good omens season 2 under the cut...

But like what if (post miracle) Jim and Beelzebub hung out a bunch huh? What then?

Sucks to be you, little guy.

That's all I got for now :p

[harley-joking]

Dazai and his bitches.

[robotsturnmeon]

my friend came up with a super funny sam & max but actual police joke today so

[pietratoons]

I was playing Dress to Impress and I received the theme "Musicals"

So have my Alexander Hamilton 💅✨

I don't know why I lost, he was perfect 😔😔

[lotsofblabblers]

Imagine if Donovan had psychic powers, and Melinda was like that because she knows.

Is like the people from that episode of the Twilight Zone, that had to be happy because if they didn't, the psychic child would send them to the cornfield. 👀

Don't go to the cornfield, Melinda!

[wildfang-art]

I made this for a slightly unhinged Powerpoint presentation that I forced my friends to sit through and thought I might as well share it on here ................ enjoy