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...Okay, stay with me on this. I'm having a Thought.
What if! James H. Bond, the infamous 007, gets dosed with love potion!
(No, I don't know how/why there is love potion in his vicinity. But it's the Bondverse. It doesn't have to make sense!)
Let's say some supervillain is trying to dose Bond with love potion to make him fall in love with them/their offspring/their henchperson/ whatever. For purposes of manipulation! The potion is supposed to kick in after a certain period and Bond is supposed to fall in love with whomever he sees first.
But!! Q accidentally foils these plans by being the first person Bond sees, instead of the villain!
And Bond sees Q and he's like, "Ah, there he is, the light of my life, my beloved, the man who is far too good for me, whose very shoes I am not fit to wipe. I adore him. I am going to pester him so much so I can get all his attention for myself ASAP!"
Except. This is Bond's normal thought process when he's around Q. So he notices no difference.
And then, three weeks later, Q-branch finally uncovers the villain's notes and figures out that Bond was dosed with love potion and forced into a sudden and mysterious infatuation with Q! And then everyone is demanding to know why Bond didn't say anything about all these weird feelings he must've suddenly been having!
And Bond is like, "...I didn't say anything because...I was still conducting my own investigation about what had happened? I was playing my cards close to my vest! I didn't want to give any indication that I was compromised until I knew who was to blame! Just spy things!!!"
And most of MI6 (including Q) is like, "Of course! Perfectly legitimate approach. Well done, 007. Carry on with your usual daily business while we figure out an antidote!!"
Except Moneypenny is squinting at Bond like, "...You didn't notice any difference, did you?"
And Bond is just like 🙃🙃🙃
#look i just really like the 'character A took love potion but they were already in love with character B so it had no effect' trope#i have too many wips#so i am not going to take this any further#gonna smack myself with a rolled-up newspaper if i even THINK about playing with this concept any further#BUT#someone else should write this!#please and thank#fic ideas up for adoption#00q
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speaking of Loumand, I think that they would both miss (and get bitter) about simple things like "he would have hated this painting", thinking exactly what the other would say about it, and displaying it anyway cause. An overseas shipment finally arriving and it's Armand's order, not Louis, but something Louis loves too, a surprise from Armand perhaps, how can he know what I like, is this just because he wants to manipulate me, or is just real, I hate him, I miss him. Holding it for a moment and then throwing it away. Armand accidentally grabbing one of Louis' shirts as he leaves in a hurry, it still smells like Louis, it's not something Armand would wear, why should he keep it, it's just over. Louis expecting to hear Armand waking up before him and waking up in silence, wondering for a moment if it's just too early and Armand is still sleeping.
#loumand#just because they weren't healthy it doesn't mean there wasn't any love#an entire life build together#anyway#if you don't agree... ignore and block#please and thank#myloumand
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Thinking about how every place Fadel chose to go with Style was a place that was in some way connected to Style. Fadel spent his last free day with Style in every way possible with as much Style as possible
#the heart killers#the heart killers the series#the heart killers series#i wish i could articulate this better but i have a headache#anyway if anyone makes a gifset of all of those places fadel was with style before#and the when he was with style this episode#can someone please tag me or let me know because i need to see it and i need to reblog it#please and thank
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accidently sucker punched myself in the throat
gasping for air rn
please send air
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Can anyone remember the post that went around a while ago that was the bts of some alien movie and someone was remarking that kids make the best aliens?
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hi baby jesus you're like 12 minutes old rn but i'm gonna need your power to keep drawing the gay ass fanarts i'm so tired. amen
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BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS??
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Need me a Sam and Colby type relationship. But like romantic. They are strictly platonic but I want that dynamic in a relationship. We are so in sync sometimes we don’t even need to talk. We communicate through our differences. I’m batshit insane and you let me do the weird shit I need to do. Both hella protective of the other.
If you can’t tell I need a Colby to my Sam.
#sam and colby#xplr#xplr club#relationship#not gf related my b#but like I really want one#tori if you are reading this#please direct me to one#please and thank#also detaching a bit from drummer boy#if you’ve been here you know#he’s giving#mixed signals#and it’s fucking weird#so yeah#but expect more Sam and Colby shit#bc they’re my comfort YouTubers#and hell week#it approaches
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Idea: you and me, in a library together, picking out books for each other
#you have no idea how much i yearn for my very own yuri#i want my OWN yuri for my brithday#please and thank#imagine that like triangle of the psychological#and physical needs meme thing#but its all yuri#thats me
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I need someone to lovingly and threateningly stand over my shoulder until i start typing
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Cora "Surge" Lee
Cora is a 29 year old sanctioned superhero with the ability to control electricity. She goes by the alias "Surge".
Cora's powers manifested later in life than usual, in a private setting with no casualties. The situation was so unusual, and her powers were so strong, that the SRB all but demanded that she immediately begin training to control them in a supervised setting. To the rest of the world - Cora's friends, co-workers, and brothers - this is when Cora began her "clerical job" for the SSD. Only she and her parents know about her powers and her training to become not only a sanctioned super, but also to join the ranks of the SSD as a super. Cora has spent the better part of the last decade training to be able to control her powers. She tries to hide it, but she's terrified that she'll hurt someone or worse while in the field. She takes comfort in the fact that she hasn't "gone live" in the field yet, but is getting stressed at the hints her mentor keeps dropping that this will change soon.
Cora has trouble picking up on subtle social cues. She avoids eye contact when overwhelmed and, when she's especially tired, she has trouble finding her words when speaking, which sometimes makes her sound confused. She has a spinning ring that lets her stim subtly in public, but also has a super soft plushie on her key ring - it smells like lavender and cedar and vanilla, and she'll breathe in the smell when she's overwhelmed, if she's able to.
Julia Santos, known as "Striker" in the field, is Cora's mentor and instructor. While not neurodivergent herself, two of her children are, and the combination of patience and firmness she shows with Cora have been instrumental to her progress in training. Julia's opinion is that Cora needs to get out in the field, worrying that the younger woman will never choose to take on live missions if left to her own devices.
Cora uses a combination of alarms, colors, and the Eisenhower matrix to keep herself on schedule and avoid overwhelm. Red tasks are important and urgent. Yellow tasks are urgent, but not important. Green tasks are important but not urgent. Blue tasks are neither important nor urgent. She sometimes accidentally uses this coloring system in conversations with people outside of her small social circle and gets embarrassed when she does.
Cora loses her appetite when extremely tired or stressed. She keeps a large number of veggie flavored instant noodle cups for these occasions, as it's almost the only thing she can force herself to eat. The only person who can get her to eat anything else when she's like this is Marek. The combination of his cooking skills and his gentle but firm insistence keep her eating "real" foods when she otherwise couldn't stand the thought. She also can't stand mushy foods and will gag if she eats something too mushy by accident. Aside from that, she likes spicy food and almost anything Piña colada flavored.
She lives with a roommate, a colleague and fellow SSD trainee from work named Maria who is her closest female friend. The common areas of the apartment they share are mismatched and eclectic, but functional and comfortable. In Cora's room, the walls are covered in posters of her favorite video games and anime shows. Aside from these decorations, Cora's room is a cluttered mess that only she, Marek, and Jai can decipher. The fact that her bed is always swamped in soft blankets doesn't help the situation, but it is large enough for her and Marek to fall asleep cuddling on when he stays over, so she refuses to ever properly clean up her "nest".
The apartment is located in a nice neighborhood, within walking distance of SSD headquarters. It's also only about a 10-minute drive from Marek's place, although Cora doesn't have a car of her own. Maria isn't fond of Cora's clutter, and Cora doesn't like it when Maria brings romantic partners into their home, but they manage to work things out. Maria really doesn't like Marek, either, often referring to him as "that creep" if he's not present. She realizes how naive Cora is about some things and, based on her own life experiences, worries that Marek is either leading Cora on or setting her up to take advantage of her. Maria has a bit of a crush on Jai, but Cora hasn't picked up on that yet. Maria's hometown is in west Texas, about a 4 hour drive away, so she goes to visit and catch up with her family every few months or so.
Cora has a plant she struggles to remember to water, and she loves playing Minecraft and Katamari Damacy to relax and reset her mental calm. She doesn't have a life goal outside of mastering her powers. She's been terrified of them for so long that she feels guilty for working on other projects when she could be improving her control. She is a big Tolkien fan, though, and has very strong opinions about The Lord of the Rings movies (which were epic) and The Hobbit movies (the later 2 of the 3 were a crime against Tolkien).
Cora has never put words to it, but she naturally has strong submissive tendencies. She's naturally inclined to show obedience to those in authority and she feels more comfortable following someone else's directions than she does making her own decisions. She feels self-conscious about these aspects of herself, and she sometimes overcompensates as Surge to try to hide them. The only person she allows to see really this side of herself is Marek, although Jai has caught glimpses of it. She likes how Marek takes care of her when she's overwhelmed and will often, but not always, instinctively obey when he uses his deeper voice to tell her to do something.
Marek Zima and Jai Leo are Cora's very best friends. She met them at the beginning of her freshman year of high school, brand new not just to the school, but also to San Padua and Texas, itself.
Her relationship with Jai, who's a year older, is very sibling-like: they'll prank each other, take each other's things without asking, and generally be as annoying as possible to each other, but they'll also come to each other's defense in a heartbeat. Their favorite bonding activities are playing Minecraft on their shared server and picking on Marek.
Her relationship with Marek is more complicated. They share a unique dynamic - their friendship isn't romantic or sexual, but platonic in an intense, intimate way that confuses anyone who doesn't know them well. It also includes dominant/submissive aspects that sometimes lean toward codependency. Cora's submissive tendencies come out when she's stressed and tired, so she'll frequently turn to Marek, asking him to decide things for her when she's overwhelmed and, although she'll often act snarky and argue with him, she'll nearly always follow his instructions and directions, especially if he uses the lower, rougher registers of his voice that come out naturally when he's acting dominant. Both of them feel better when Marek has a chance to cook for Cora and make sure she's taking care of herself, and they're both more than used to Cora ignoring his personal space.
Jai doesn't seem bothered by the unusual dynamic between Cora and Marek, and has reassured Cora more than once (usually after Maria's been more vocal about Marek's "bad influence") that there's no single, proper way to be friends with another person and that as long as everyone happy and healthy, that what she and Marek share is fine.
Cora's parents live in the suburbs, about 20 minutes away. Her father was a linguist for the military, but is retired now, and her mother volunteers at the local library. Her youngest brother is getting close to finishing college, but her middle brother joined the military and is stationed in Korea at the moment. Her family has accepted Mark and Jai as if they were their own, and Cora's parents will often ask how their "older sons" are doing. Cora's mom does still gently ask about a marriage between her and Marek sometimes, not really understanding their dynamic, but is never upset (only confused), when the answer is no. Cora loves both Marek's and Jai's families and is as comfortable with them as she is at her own parents' house.
Cora would like to tell Marek and Jai about her powers, and sometimes she's hit with a powerful urge to confess all her secrets, but her fear of putting them and their families at risk, of criminals targeting her favorite people just because she was selfish won't allow her to do that. No matter how badly she wants to.
Physical Description:
Hair: auburn, shoulder length, mostly straight (in a "can't do anything with it" way, rather than a pretty, smooth and sleek way)
Face: soft, friendly, with delicate features. Her eyes are green and expressive
Complexion: fair skin, with lots of freckles, burns easily
Build: slender, average build, in better physical shape than you'd expect for a clerical worker.
Height: around 5'4" (162 cm).
Expression: very expressive face and body language, shows her emotions easily. Has a slightly worried or concentrating look, especially when she's tired or stressed.
Overall appearance: an approachable, girl-next-door look. Her appearance might be somewhat at odds with her superhero alter ego, Surge, making it easier for her to keep her identity secret.
Style: In her civilian life, Cora dresses in comfortable, practical clothing, usually a size or two too big. She'll often steal shirts or hoodies from Marek, and sometimes from Jai, too. As Surge, she wears a dark suit, with bright blue accents. It covers most of her face, but leaves her eyes visible.
#jadeglas#writeblr#v&v#villains & vigilantes#original story#main#Cora#Surge#sanctioned#remember that this is a shameless self insert#so no shaming#please and thank
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me, earlier this week: whyyyyy is there no penguins hockey to watch 😫
me, after seeing last night’s score: whyyyyy is there another game today 😫
#wendy rambles#it’s a 1:30am start though#so I shan’t be able watching#but please boys#let it not be the same experience to wake up to as this morning#please and thank
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I will be screen recording my next magazine edit! Posting as a way to hold my adhd forgetful ass accountable
Me @ myself rn:
#xdinary heroes#xdh#xdh villains#jungsu#kim jungsu#junhan#jun han#han hyeongjun#i need to remember shit#follow the dopamine until ya forget to do something#someone remind me#please and thank
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Can someone please remind me to repaint the nail on my left middle finger tmr at like 530ish est?? That would be very helpful thank
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I love having the artistic freedom to put my Durge!Tav in a collar because I barely made it to Act 3 romancing Minthara and realized she's still too bugged to kiss.
She's still a good girl for her evil Drow gf. 😌
#like cmon fix her stuff so we can date properly. I've got 19k gold going into Act 3 with this girl. I wanna see that second romance scene 👀#Jk I have seen it and I want to see the grinding WITH Io#Please and thank#There's the camp appropriate collar and then the not so appropriate collar without the tiny leather top for more private occasions.#Also ft. shibari that looks spider web inspired. 👀
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