#xdh villains

[jooyeonjooyeoff]

Xdinary Heroes at ISAC in a nutshell

Please they were so bored

[thehereticdiaries]

XDH Hard-ish Thought

I have a roughly 40 minute drive to work and I usually end up daydreaming during my commute, which probably isn't safe but oh well. Anyway, I've been doing this thing where I have a line-up of songs that I use as the backbone of these daydreams. I don't think it would translate well to a full fic, but I think it's chef kiss

The songs I play: Crazy Form, Ateez -> Teeth, Enhypen -> Cyberpunk, Ateez -> Taste, Stray Kids -> Wake Up, Ateez -> GGUM, Yeonjun

You may notice a trend. The choreo gets increasingly suggestive/sexy/hip thrust-y. So here's the scenario:

You're a sound tech (or some other job idk) for Xdinary Heroes, but also you're their girlfriend (yes this is an OT6). For whatever reason their recording session is delayed (I used a blackout for my excuse today) so you and the boys are chillin in one of the dance studios. Gunil decides to do an impromptu live to pass the time and chat with Villains. You have your dance playlist going and are half-heartedly doing the choreo.

Villains are saying that they can see you in the background, so Gunil asks if you're okay w that and you're like yea sure idc and then the list I wrote above starts playing and you get INTO it. (mind you, you're wearing a tanktop and joggers).

The boys are suspicious once Ateez starts playing, but Crazy Form isn't too intense but then they relax bc Teeth has some suggestive lyrics (sorta) but the dance is tame. They believe it's safe now. They are wrong.

Cyberpunk starts and you need a chair IMMEDIATELY but the only two in the room are occupied by Gunil and Jiseok. You decide to kick Jiseok off the chair bc he's more lenient w you. Now with each song, they start staring at you, Villains abandoned in chat. Gunil, Suengmin, Jiseok, and Jungsu are giving you THE dom stare which you, conveniently, don't notice. Jooyeon is absolutely delighted until he remembers that other people can currently see you, then he turns 😨. And poor Hyeongjun is trying to look Calm and Unbothered despite his bright flush giving him away.

At this point, Gunil has fully turned around to stare at you with The Look (pls know what i'm talking about). You are blissfully oblivious up until the first verse of GGUM. You are now fully aware that you fucked up and falter for a sec before continuing. You're already in trouble, so why not? You can see the 'dont you fucking dare' on their faces since they're all aware of Yeonjun's choreo. You do it anyway. After the song ends, Gunil asks "had your fun?" and you know he's at his limit.

You don't have a deathwish, so you change to a different playlist and pull your stolen chair up to the phone, right next to Gunil, so you can answer Villains' questions. The other five are sitting along the wall btw. You fuck up again but this time it really was an accident! You had to lean forward to read the comments without realizing your tanktop is cut low enough to put your tits on display. Queue: xdh panic. Responsible Leader Gunil immediately holds his hands up to cover you (nothing bad his palms are facing the camera). Jungsu gives you his sweater and the live turns somewhat normal.

And then you start bragging about how these boys would be lost without you, how you are the backbone of production, etc etc etc just singing your own praises to the fullest. So Seungmin interrupts you with a sarcastic sounding "okay princess we get it" BUT you know what that petname means and it has you snapping your jaw shut and sitting ramrod straight. Gunil hits him with an "O.de, be nice" and things get quiet for a minute until they get a text saying the issue with the studio is resolved so get your asses to rehearsal.

Gunil ends the live and turns to you with a hand clamping down on your thigh. Uh oh! You're in danger, haha. He, Seungmin, and Jungsu start ganging up on you with stuff like "did you have fun showing off what's ours" and "you better hope Villains don't post any of their screen recordings" (bc lets face it, obviously at least one person was recording). So you turn to the other three for help and they go "nope don't look at us, you brought this on yourself".

This is usually when I get to work, so I don't actually have an ending. Knowing me, you go through rehearsal like normal except super horny. Villains do post your choreo and the implications from the way they talk/look at you. Now the internet has seen you body roll and hip thrust and shake it like Wooyoung in crazy form. RIP to you ig cus there is SO gonna be a punishment or seven when you get home.

This was kinda all over the place and poorly executed but oh well. Stay tuned for more series updates soon!

[jooyeonjooyeoff]

Long dark hair with red/pink highlights? Check

Plays guitar? Check

In a band? Check

ENFP? Check

Wears baggy comfy clothes but can dress to impress if needed? Check

Hates veggies? Check

Incites chaos? CHECK

If you have a real life person as your pfp, I don't care if it's Taylor Swift or something, my subconscious will assume you look like that irl. Sometimes my subconscious even assumes that I look like my pfp irl. And if your pfp is not a real life person... Tbh my subconscious still assumes you look like that irl.

You know what, tag yourself... How close in appearance do you think you are to your pfp? Interpret how you will

[jooyeonnie]

cr. Caribe

[amovillains]

[ninesposting]

I’m sorry but I think it’s so funny when Xdinary Heroes fans who only listen to k-pop cry about their line distribution and how Gunil or Junhan barely have lines

Like…have you seen literally any other rock band…. I think they would have a breakdown if they learned about the concept of a lead singer/frontman

[dkbtho]

Gaon | Xdinary Heroes

Happy Birthday!

[everyonesleastfavegemini]

Bias tag cuz I'm bored and procrastinating gcse revision 😻

Xdinary heroes: Junhan (gaon and ode bias wreckers)

Itzy: Yeji (OT4 bias wreckers cuz it always changes)

stray kids: Lee know & I.N (bias wreckers hyunjin and bangchan)

Tws: Hanjin (bias wreckers Shinyu and Dohoon)

Rolling quartz: Yeongeun (bias wrecker Arem)

(G) - IDLE: Yuqi (bias wrecker OT4 cuz it changes)

Enhypen: Niki (bias wrecker heeseung)

WayV: OT5

Blackpink: Lisa (bias wrecker Jenny)

Soloist: Lucas, Yena, Chaeyeon & Woodz (Woodz and chaeyeon weren't originally in the post cuz I didn't realize until today how much I love their music 😅

[jooieluvr]

Hamster Gunil 🐹💜🥁

While moving our plan went sideways and I was getting very frustrated and angry so I sat down and edited this Gunil💜

[peachleeh]

NOT LEAVE ME

Pairing: Jooyeon x Reader

Genre: Fruff,suggestive,romance

Summary: What are the odds of your enemy being your savior at the same time? Wouldn't the media be a challenge for you? And if there's something more? Will you save him from the dark blue, stay by his side, or leave without looking back?

Warnings: Explicit content,Mentions of violence,Drug/alchohol,(In future chapters), (The personalities of the characters are not exactly the personality of the boys, all this is a fiction including the personality)

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[maepersonal]

HELLO????

the vocal fry??? the riffs??? the high notes???

I need everyone to see this rn because holy shit??????

genuinely speechless. I’m going insane. feral, even. chomping at the bit. barking at the moon.

would love to see this energy on the new album

[jooyeonjooyeoff]

Xdinary Heroes || 엑디즈

Some magazine rip edits of the boys!

[gabzhalo99]

honestly junhan would be so husband material

[xdhteez]

trying to queue up more posts for this blog but my dash is about .01% ateez and .001% xdh 😭

[booskwan]

have had a headache all day so i’m bingeing rock the world 🫶

[amovillains]