#PineApple

[the-local-pineapple]

It's a me! Tessa!

Favourite colour: purple :D

Favourite holiday: I like christmas cause it's cozy and I see my family :] but halloween is also cool cause I'm a cosplayer and it gives me an excuse to dress up :D

What animal I'd be: I'd say a cat probably, my friends said that if I'd be a cat I'd be a calico cat soooo :]

@adventure-kath @poekiewoekie2007 @mycatnamedmax

yknow what i wanna be cool and make a tag game

so if you wanna:

do this picrew

and then answer the questions:

What is your favourite colour?

What is your favourite holiday?

If you were any animal what would you be?

So for me:

What is your favourite colour? Green

What is your favourite holiday? Christmas maybe?

If you were any animal what would you be? Crow or bear probably

tags:

@sotiredimbored @mildlybizarrecorvid @chickencentaur @bucketsandraincoats @rorys-bullshit-dot-com @choucon @someones-here-fore-sure @arandombiped @forestgromlin @emilem-forevermore @demigod-jack-hearth @37x3 @your-dazzling-sun

+ open tags

(btw lmk if you wanna be removed or anything i tried to think of poeple who tag me in stuff normally lol)

[laserwings]

Two Fruit Dragons

[littlemut]

i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️

[nopizzaaftermidnight]

[chasingrainbowsforever]

~ Tropical Awakenings ~

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

I see no difference :D (the left drawing by Lorie Ransom <3)

[vammppyre]

they both have an acid in them that sorta eats yiu back, so if it happens while ur like stuffing ur face with it it’s whatever it’s normal, but if the first few bites hurt already i think that situation would be where it’s actually a problem

google screenshots below cut

Does kiwi and/or pineapple make your mouth hurt or itch?

(someone said this was an allergy on the allergy poll. I thought slight pain was universal for those fruits??!?)

[ilovemydetectiveboys]

honestly psych is the only show i can watch where the main character embarrasses himself and instead of getting second hand embarrassment i laugh

[honeyrolls]

Eeveelution Desserts

[toyastales]

Mini Pineapple Upside Down Cheesecakes

[foldingfittedsheets]

When my beloved and I were first dating they were living with roommates comprised of another couple and a solo person. One day we were all lounging around together and I offhandedly made a sex joke about eating pineapple.

The other couple paused and asked for clarification. I waved a hand, “You know, how eating a lot of pineapple is supposed to make your bodily fluids taste sweeter?”

They did not know.

But after that moment empty cans of pineapple were everywhere, appearing as if by magic. We didn’t notice the pattern at first but eventually started to clock that the daily detritus suddenly included a lot more pineapple than it had before.

I’m sure they were only interested for scientific purposes but a study was never published.

[fruitblr]

THE FAVOURITE (2018) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

[silver-survey]

Do you like fruits?

Feel free to suggest any poll you would like to see via chat or comment or ask :)

[circusinarun]

What does it take to cheer up a 40-year-old veteran of the 20-year apocalypse\war, which he himself arranged, Because of which he lost his closest people and cannot sleep because of a burning feeling of fear, guilt and torment of conscience? A shit ton of canned pineapples!

[daily-deliciousness]

Tropical fruit salad