#Phone call. Fuck off

[r0bee]

Evil forces (needing to call my bank) are preventing me from my greatest needs (booking my second tattoo)

[egophiliac]

the lovers, reversed

(aka I'm still freaking out about Jou)

[blueskittlesart]

hey has anyone tried to buy a covid test lately. because i just had to buy one for a friend at my local walgreens and the cashier very seriously asked me if i was sure i wanted it because. a 2-pack of tests currently costs $23.99. do we not think that it's a little insane that the only reliable diagnostic tool for a very much ongoing pandemic costs over $20 for a single package. what if I didn't have that kind of money to burn??? Especially if you're already facing potentially losing at least a weeks worth of pay if you DO test positive and can't work. How many people are going to see that price point and decide they can't justify the expense??? literally insane. remember that brief moment of sanity this country had when we all got these for free

[liliotl]

i was gonna do more with this but gave up cause my phone fucking passed away and i have to buy a new battery or something. its very stressful not having a phone :')

[shima-draws]

God gives his toughest battles (being at work DESPERATELY wanting nothing more than to be at home playing the new Genshin Fontaine update) to his bravest soldiers (me)

[gideonisms]

Once again frustrated by how Difficult it is to do very basic tasks

[bellobambino]

I'll be happy to solve this billing issue for you, Mr. Mangione. It seems as though your mailing address was pulled from your parent's account. It's no problem, sir. I can help update that for you.

Have you downloaded the Healow app? You can use it to make changes to your account, view healthcare documents, find new providers in network. It's wonderful. You can update your mailing address there. Is there anything else I can help you with today, Mr. Mangione?

Sure, I can stay on the line.

After making account changes, it might take some time to update on my end.

Sorry to put you on hold, thank you so much for patiently waiting. I spoke with my colleague and it seems the Healow app doesn't have permission to make changes in our HealthSure database.

I've just emailed you the form to update your address. Once you send that to us filled out, we can get this all situated. Yes sir, it's a link to the form. What you'll need to do is access the Wanky app. Yes, at HealthSure, we use Wanky so your private data stays secure. I'll wait while you download Wanky.

Right, Mr. Mangione, once you've created your account, you can access all the forms you need to update your information for HealthSure.

The app crashed? I've had better luck with some clients using the Wanky program on their desktop computer. Yes, I can wait.

Yes, I've sent the change of address form to your Wanky account already. It's not showing up? I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience, may I put you on hold?

Sorry for the wait, Mr. Mangione. I've spoken with my supervisor. He's advised me to send you the form in the mail. Once we receive the change of address form back at our Atlanta office, we can make the necessary changes to your account.

Just one moment. Can you confirm to me your mailing address please?

Hmm.. that doesn't match the one we have on the account. Yes... Yes, this the address you're trying to change. I'm aware. I still need to type it in to confirm your credentials on my end of the system. Don't worry, Mr. Mangione.

Okay thank you for that information. ... Okay, Mr. Mangione. I'm going to mail you a packet to the address on file. If you can fill i out and send back to us--

... Right, yes, mr mangione. I see the problem now. May i place you on a brief hold?

Thank you so much for waiting. I spoke with my manager and he said the easiest way to update your account information would be to access the Wanky app on the computer, filling out the form, and then submitting it through the documents tab in the Healow app.

I'm sorry for your frustration, Mr. Mangione. I'm trying to make this as easy as possible for you.

[usercelestial]

i genuinely think i might kill myself

[mondaymelon]

guess which boyfailure just broke down crying in a culver's !!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[cinematicnomad]

I EXCHANGED NUMBERS WITH MY CRUSH!! AND!! He joined my and 2 friends/coworkers for dinner after originally turning us down. And the way he decided to join us?? Was by calling me and asking if we were at the bar we’d mentioned and if it was ok for him to join 🥰🥰

[blue-rose-soul]

Theory: Alastor's got some daddy issues himself and his butting into Lucifer's song was less about him actually viewing Charlie as a daughter (though I do think he has some genuine fondness for her) and more about sticking it to someone he views as a deadbeat dad.

[enginator2000]

fleetfinite posting hours, look at my goobers

[goatsandgangsters]

so the fucking airline.

which assured me I would be refunded when I agreed to rebook my cancelled flight to a different city 200 miles from my actual destination because there WERE no flights to my destination

replied to my refund request and reimbursement request for delay-related expenses bc I had to get train tickets to my destination which cost literally as much as a flight

by saying "sorry we don't do refunds. but here's $70 to make you feel better :)))"

[mokeonn]

Does anyone know how to beat the "stress loop?"

That situation where you have a lot of time sensitive things to do, but you're too stressed out to function and do those things, which in turn causes more stress because you're ignoring these time sensitive tasks you GOTTA do.

[motor-city-selfryed]

THE CINEMATOGRAPHY IN THAT ENDING. OH MY GOD. IM SCREAMING IM STILL THINKING SBT IT

[shitpost-it-tristan]

Hello there, Friend!

Don't mind me! Just going through the Wreck-It Ralph Screencap website– Again. 👀

I love looking at all the Screencaps and just... overanalyzing them! Always small details that I didn't pick up on (especially while watching the movie)

For example, The time-lapse at the start of the movie! Since it went by real quick and all!

Analysis down below! 👇

(^ And I'm assuming that this might be the first time the game was played?? Or maybe the first week of being plugged in? Not sure, but moving on!)

First off, imma say it... RALPH'S FACE IS FUCKING HEARTBREAKING TO LOOK AT. It's not the expression of: "Aw, I lost :( "

NO, HE LOOKS GUILTY. AND THIS WAS "30 YEARS AGO." HE ALREADY FELT BAD FOR BEING PROGRAMMED TO DESTROY THE NICELANDERS BUILDING.

Y'all see how Felix isn't looking at Ralph? He's either looking down at the building, like "Gosh, woo! The gamers did it! All fixed!! 😊"

Or he's looking at the Nicelanders (Sidenote: Yeah, it's most likely just cause that's how the gameplay was programmed. But I'm still gonna over-analyze it!)

Y'all see that?? The Nicelanders be smiling and happy for a moment, AND SWITCH UP AFTER FELIX CLOSES HIS EYES.

It's probably like that outside of gameplay too. They probably act one way while Felix is looking, and the moment he turns his back, THEY BECOME THE JERKLANDERS.

(^ I have to put this in cause I thought it was *SO* funny. "Man, Gene's the fucking mayor too. Goddamn Gene... fucking mayor of Pettyland." 💀 he's the biggest asshole out of all of them. Makes sense he'd be the Mayor of that petty shithole place. "nice"-land.)

His eyes just stay closed.

Felix, you oblivious little fuck (I love you, you dense lil man...)

BUT OPEN YOUR EYES MF-- GODDAMN!!

Okay, so the look of shock on Ralph's face. He's like "AYO WHAT THE FUCK Y'ALL DOING?! HOW CAN Y'ALL EVEN LIFT ME!!? I'M 9FT TALL AND WEIGH 653 POUNDS--"

Wait, cause y'all see how the first three Nicelanders are the ones lifting him up?

GENE AIN'T DOING ANYTHING. GENE YOU'RE A SHIT MAYOR. DON'T EVEN PULL YOUR WEIGHT AROUND HERE--

NAH, CAUSE FELIX IS THE ONLY ONE KEEPING THAT PLACE FROM FALLING APART. IN AND OUT OF GAMEPLAY.

^ GENE DON'T DO SHIT. 🗣📢

They gotta hold a new election; Felix for Mayor. Or LITERALLY ANYONE OTHER THAN GENE.

Ralph: "I'm a big part of the game, technically speaking... why are you here, GENE???"

*Gene's just the mf who gets thrown out of the building.*

KNOW YOUR PLACE, GODDAMN, GENE--

(Whoops I got off-topic. 😬💀)

Well first off - since it's the gameplay and all - for 30 years, Felix HAD HIS FUCKING EYES CLOSED; LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY.

Also, that's just level 1? How many levels does 'Fix-it Felix Jr' have? Does it just keep going until Felix Game-overs?

Does Ralph get thrown off the building every time a level's complete? Poor guy, and then he's treated like garbage - again, metaphorically AND LITERALLY

BECAUSE HE LIVES IN THE DUMP.

/end rant