#Phone call. Fuck off

[r0bee]

Evil forces (needing to call my bank) are preventing me from my greatest needs (booking my second tattoo)

[egophiliac]

the lovers, reversed

(aka I'm still freaking out about Jou)

[blueskittlesart]

hey has anyone tried to buy a covid test lately. because i just had to buy one for a friend at my local walgreens and the cashier very seriously asked me if i was sure i wanted it because. a 2-pack of tests currently costs $23.99. do we not think that it's a little insane that the only reliable diagnostic tool for a very much ongoing pandemic costs over $20 for a single package. what if I didn't have that kind of money to burn??? Especially if you're already facing potentially losing at least a weeks worth of pay if you DO test positive and can't work. How many people are going to see that price point and decide they can't justify the expense??? literally insane. remember that brief moment of sanity this country had when we all got these for free

[liliotl]

i was gonna do more with this but gave up cause my phone fucking passed away and i have to buy a new battery or something. its very stressful not having a phone :')

[thegreenmeridian]

Camera on my phone is fucked and I’ve decided it’s Art

[shima-draws]

God gives his toughest battles (being at work DESPERATELY wanting nothing more than to be at home playing the new Genshin Fontaine update) to his bravest soldiers (me)

[gideonisms]

Once again frustrated by how Difficult it is to do very basic tasks

[bellobambino]

I'll be happy to solve this billing issue for you, Mr. Mangione. It seems as though your mailing address was pulled from your parent's account. It's no problem, sir. I can help update that for you.

Have you downloaded the Healow app? You can use it to make changes to your account, view healthcare documents, find new providers in network. It's wonderful. You can update your mailing address there. Is there anything else I can help you with today, Mr. Mangione?

Sure, I can stay on the line.

After making account changes, it might take some time to update on my end.

Sorry to put you on hold, thank you so much for patiently waiting. I spoke with my colleague and it seems the Healow app doesn't have permission to make changes in our HealthSure database.

I've just emailed you the form to update your address. Once you send that to us filled out, we can get this all situated. Yes sir, it's a link to the form. What you'll need to do is access the Wanky app. Yes, at HealthSure, we use Wanky so your private data stays secure. I'll wait while you download Wanky.

Right, Mr. Mangione, once you've created your account, you can access all the forms you need to update your information for HealthSure.

The app crashed? I've had better luck with some clients using the Wanky program on their desktop computer. Yes, I can wait.

Yes, I've sent the change of address form to your Wanky account already. It's not showing up? I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience, may I put you on hold?

Sorry for the wait, Mr. Mangione. I've spoken with my supervisor. He's advised me to send you the form in the mail. Once we receive the change of address form back at our Atlanta office, we can make the necessary changes to your account.

Just one moment. Can you confirm to me your mailing address please?

Hmm.. that doesn't match the one we have on the account. Yes... Yes, this the address you're trying to change. I'm aware. I still need to type it in to confirm your credentials on my end of the system. Don't worry, Mr. Mangione.

Okay thank you for that information. ... Okay, Mr. Mangione. I'm going to mail you a packet to the address on file. If you can fill i out and send back to us--

... Right, yes, mr mangione. I see the problem now. May i place you on a brief hold?

Thank you so much for waiting. I spoke with my manager and he said the easiest way to update your account information would be to access the Wanky app on the computer, filling out the form, and then submitting it through the documents tab in the Healow app.

I'm sorry for your frustration, Mr. Mangione. I'm trying to make this as easy as possible for you.

[electricea]

I flipped off a kid today and i feel unashamed lmao.

[doctorruby]

i genuinely think i might kill myself

[strang3lov3]

""hey can we talk?/i need to tell you something.""

omg is this like a common theme with them lmao what is with that

They all must have gotten it from the same pickup artist or something!

[cinematicnomad]

I EXCHANGED NUMBERS WITH MY CRUSH!! AND!! He joined my and 2 friends/coworkers for dinner after originally turning us down. And the way he decided to join us?? Was by calling me and asking if we were at the bar we’d mentioned and if it was ok for him to join 🥰🥰

[blue-rose-soul]

Theory: Alastor's got some daddy issues himself and his butting into Lucifer's song was less about him actually viewing Charlie as a daughter (though I do think he has some genuine fondness for her) and more about sticking it to someone he views as a deadbeat dad.

[littleeyesofpallas]

Not that we need to bring back shitty zombie media for like a 4th time but I am a little surprised we haven't had a Renaissance of post-covid zombie stories all about how the zombie apocalypse wasn't actually an apocalypse at all and everything kept going there just sometimes are dozens or even 100+ flesh eating shambling corpses that have to be dealt with, but otherwise people keep having to go to their shitty jobs and pay their rent, and people try to act like it's not still happening, or deny it happened at all, or say it happened but it wasn't so bad, or is still happening but isntsobad, or all of the above at the same time... And just the long cumulative effect of living with the ongoing not-quite-cataclysmic zombie plague

[enginator2000]

fleetfinite posting hours, look at my goobers

[peaches2217]

I’m going to offset today’s dysphoria bomb by sharing something I’m looking forward to — and something I pray becomes reality 😭

@coffeecat1983 mentioned taking my puffy vest to a tailor, and it reminded me of something I’ve wanted for a very long time now.

There’s a shop in the mall called Dolce Vita Men that sells these gorgeous suits for various occasions, and they come in so many fun colors and styles and patterns. I’ve finally found the courage to actually go in the past couple times I’ve been there, but I haven’t worked up the courage to actually try anything on, much less ask for help — 1.) there’s not many things I need a suit for and 2.) I already know none of it will fit my body type.

A tentative dream of mine has been to get a suit of my own, just so I can say I own one, as a little treat. And if I’m able to get top surgery, I think that’s going to be how I celebrate.

I’m still very much of the mindset of “If I start making plans I’m going to jinx everything and it’ll all come crashing down and everything I’ve worked for wi be for nothing,” so I’m not letting myself make any actual shopping plans… but a guy can longingly browse the shop’s website, can’t he?