#Phineas Hearst

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Hey everyone! I found this cute picrew and wanted to share it with you all if you would like to use it to make your own MCs or other OCs

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Hi, I am here with a mostly updated (But not fully updated, oops) masterlist, humbly requesting crossovers (They are the first two posts I have on my page)

Yes yes yes yes just threw random things together but it's a long list (tried not to have too many repeats for those that are in the same universe so focused more on the characters themselves yknow)

Gossip Girl (OG)

Dali Jazz

Athena Callahan (she's probably a fan of Dali's dad and then her)

Benito van der Woodsen (definitely should know each other with their famous parents he will hit on her)

Darcy Hearst (Darcy loves models that's all)

Hazel Cartier (model friends model friends)

Callahan "Cal" Pruitt (these are all vibes I just love Jordan Fisher)

Catalina Cabrera (pls I just love them)

Darcy Hearst

Edmund Kennedy

Evelina Sinclair

Hannah Christensen

Conrad "Covey" Covington

Athena Callahan (I think she'd be annoyed by him but also be like "He is kinda hot though idk")

Catalina Cabrera (she's just my fav girl I want her with everyone)

Darcy Hearst (Darcy is also a rich party boy he will want to be with Covey)

Evelina Sinclair (Evelina "I'm done with rich boys" Sinclair once again wanting a rich boy)

Hazel Cartier (Idk I just feel like they could vibe)

Kimber Aldridge (again just vibes)

Benito van der Woodsen (he wants to hit on her)

Catalina Cabrera

Darcy Hearst

Edmund Kennedy (idk idk just felt it)

Hazel Cartier

Miles Humphrey

Lia Gallo

Athena Callahan (I just think it'd be funny if she likes a mafia princess)

Darcy Hearst (the mafia does not frighten him he wants to hit on her)

Hannah Christensen (Look it might not be good bc Hannah is so nosey but also that's where the humor is)

Miles Humphrey (Idk I think it'd be fun)

Lorelai van Doren

Benito van der Woodsen

Catalina Cabrera

Hannah Christensen

Miles Humphrey

Nico Radcliffe

Athena Callahan

Catalina Cabrera

Evelina Sinclair

Miles Humphrey

Phineas "Finn" Rockwell

Athena Callahan (idk just seems hot)

Catalina Cabrera (Yes yes yes I think they'd be so fun)

Darcy Hearst (Darcy wants him idk what to tell you)

Evelina Sinclair (Again Evelina "I'm done with rich boys" Sinclair wanting another rich boy)

Hazel Cartier (she wants to hit on him idk)

Tinsley Covington

Athena Callahan (I think they'd be so interesting)

Benito van der Woodsen (He wants to flirt with her idk)

Catalina Cabrera (I think Catalina would have a crush on her tbh doesn't matter if it'd be one sided)

Darcy Hearst (He wants to hit on her too)

Hannah Christensen (idk seems fun)

Gossip Girl (2021)

Chanel Hope

Andrea Fitzpatrick (idk felt it)

Gavin Cohen (he is gonna be on everyone's list he loves pretty people)

Lorenzo Waters (idk he wants her)

Natalia Finch

Valerie Ritter (let's go let's go)

Wesley Dawson

Luca Beaumont

Gavin Cohen (again he loves pretty people he will play his guitar and flirt)

Maeve Marsden (again just felt it)

Valerie Ritter (I think they'd be funny)

Matheo Moreau

Gavin Cohen (like I said he loves pretty people he'll just take Chanel, Luca, and Matheo no problem)

Lorenzo Waters (I think they'd be fun)

Maeve Marsden (again just seems fun)

Matthew Porter (idk idk I just wanted to see it)

Natalia Finch

Minevra "Mimi" Wolfe

Andrea Fitzpatrick (she thinks she's gorgeous idk)

Gavin Cohen

Lorenzo Waters (he wants to hit on her)

Matthew Porter (idk I feel like he'd be very sweet)

Natalia Finch

Wesley Dawson

Sebastian Clifton

Gavin Cohen

Lorenzo Waters (I feel like they could cause problems together)

Maeve Marsden (idk she wants him)

Natalia Finch

Shipley Covington

Andrea Fitzpatrick (I can't tell if she wants Shipley or wants to just befriend her so bad)

Gavin Cohen (he will flirt)

Matthew Porter

Valerie Ritter

Wesley Dawson

[wrestlingfaves]

Royal Rumble Marathon: 1998

The Rumble has made it to 1997.

Warning for past Rumbles.

The undercard:

Goldust (accompanied by Marlena) vs Hunter Hearst Helmsley (accompanied by Curtis Hughes) for the Intercontinental title. Hunter wins via the Pedigree. Hughes is no Chyna.

Rumble hype vignettes form Bret Hart and Mankind.

Farooq (Ron Simmons, accompanied by the Nation of Domination and other individuals) vs Ahmed Johnson. Ahmed wins via DQ and brawls with the Nation afterwards. This was an early version of the Nation of Domination that featured PG-13 and Crush.

Vader vs the Undertaker. Paul Bearer shows up mid-match and gets pushed around by Taker. Taker wins.

Rumble hype vignettes from Steve Austin (no longer the Ringmaster, he is now “Stone Cold”) and Davey Boy Smith who states he’s going to win the Rumble as he is “bizarre”.

A six-man tag team match features the following wrestlers from AAA: Hector Garza, Perro Aguayo, and El Canek vs Jerry Estrada, Heavy Metal, and Fuerza Guerrera. An attempt to counter the luchadors of WCW or an addition due to the pay per view taking place in Texas? The team of Aguayo, Garza, and Canek won. Unsurprisingly, this is the most athletic and fastest-paced match of the undercard.

Once again the Rumble is not the final bout of the pay-per-view. While I would normally agree that the World title match should end the ppv, the Rumble is the exception. The Rumble should always go last.

The entrants in order of appearance:

Crush (accompanied by Clarence Mason)

Ahmed Johnson

Fake Razor Ramon

Phineas Godwinn (accompanied by Hillbilly Jim)

“Stone Cold” Steve Austin

Bart Gunn

Jake Roberts

Davey Boy Smith

Pierroth

The Sultan (Rikishi) (accompanied by the Iron Shiek)

Mil Mascaras

Hunter Hearst Helmsley

Owen Hart (accompanied by his Slammy trophy)

Goldust (accompanied by Marlena)

Cybernetico

Marc Mero (accompanied by Sable)

Latin Lover

Farooq

Savio Vega

Jesse James (aka Road Dog)

Bret Hart (Steve Austin’s “Oh Crap” face when Bret’s music was fantastic

Jerry Lawler

Fake Diesel (aka Kane)

Terry Funk (3 months from now Funk will be headlining ECW’s first ppv – Barely Legal)

Rocky Maivia (pre-the Rock but not yet drowned out by “Rocky Sucks” chants)

Mankind

Flash Funk

Vader

Henry Godwinn (accompanied by Hillbilly Jim)

Undertaker

First-time Rumblers: Ahmed Johnson, Phineas Godwinn

Surprise Entrants: Pierroth, Mil Mascaras, Cybernetico, Latin Lover, Terry Funk

“Oops! I ‘accidentally’ eliminated my friend” spot: Owen eliminates Davey Boy

Commentator joins the Rumble: Jerry Lawler, first time this spot is used in the Rumble

Winner: Steve Austin (though Austin had been eliminated by Bret but the refs didn’t see it). Bret has a hissy and asks Vince when he’s going to do something about it – one of the few references to Vince’s actual role in the company before he adopted the “Mr. McMahon” character.

Most Eliminations: Steve Austin with a total of 10, tying the previous record held by Hulk Hogan.

Quickest Eliminations: Jerry Lawler, Fake Razor Ramon

Highlight of the Rumble: Bret vs Steve (the pair has around 4 minutes to themselves in the ring and then focus on each other for the rest of the Rumble)

Feuds in the Rumble: Bret vs Steve, Mankind vs Terry Funk, Hunter vs Goldust, Ahmed vs the Nation), Vader vs Taker

The Road To Wrestlemania: Bret vs Steve

The WWE’s roster was thin at this point as 5 of the 30 participants were not members of the roster and another 6 participants pulled double-duty on the card.

Shawn Michaels (accompanied by Jose Lothario) vs Psycho Sid for the World championship. Shawn defeats Sid to regain the championship but will forfeit the title soon afterwards due to “losing his smile”.

Wrestlers and others who have passed on: Jacques Rougeau Sr., Crush, Vader, Paul Bearer, Hector Garza, Perro Aguayo, Fake Razor Ramon (Rick Bognar), Davey Boy Smith, Iron Shiek, Owen Hart, Terry Funk, Jose Lothario, Pat Patterson

Total number of deceased individuals: 13 (up 3 from the previous Rumble)

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Here is Phineas, Helena, and Genna because I love all my MCs

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Let’s have fun 🤩!!

Oh this is me, Lynn!!

Hello, my witches and wizards! I hope everyone’s doing okay. It’s almost Thanksgiving for those who celebrate it in America.

Anyway, I just wanted to pop in and see if anyone feels like making themselves or your MCs; (if you’re not comfortable making yourself) on Picrew for fun! If you’d like to give it a try, here’s the link. Have fun with it!

To tag: @espressoristretto-patronum @myokk and @karajluce no pressure on this if you want to join you guys don’t have to if you don’t want too.

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Major Updates to My Weird Idea (that includes my Nightside OCs)

Go check my previous post on this - HERE

This is mainly an update for @schizoauthoress , @the--blackdahlia , @spacelizardtrashboys , @enigmaticandunstable and @piratewithvigor and I personally think @nattinngrst might like this.

I went on a trip to the beach yesterday with my parents and my older brother (who I bored and annoyed with this idea and you'll see some of his influence in this here post)

Anything written in italics is meant to be taken as a joke as you read through this wall of text, sending good vibes as always, hope y'all are doing well.

The show is set in Canadian, Texas (real place: Wikipedia). I'm thinking of this show starting in the mid-to-late 90s (1996/1997).

I've managed to do several things with that weird sitcom idea, so, where to start, how about with the three potential titles:

1 - Neighbourhood Watch

2 - First Call

3 - First Round (Which my brother likes)

Here are some options for bar names, starting with the Cop bar:

1 - The Donut Hole

2 - The Roasted Hog (which my big bro suggested)

3 - The Sherriff's Outpost

And the Biker Bar:

1 - The Handlebar Inn

2 - The Steel Horse Saloon

3 - The Rebel Room

Next on the list of updates: Cast additions, character roles and (Finally after 2 days) Names for Everyone!!

I'll start with the Cop Bar's owner & staff:

Rosalina Asturias 'Rosa' (Played by Billie Martinez) an employee of the local cop bar. Didn't grow up in the town, moved here for work.

Violet Croft (Played by Eli Herne) an employee. Grew up in town, never left, has the hots for one of the guys in the local police.

Sunshine Crawford 'Sunny' (Played by Holly Di Antonio) an employee. Grew up in town, left for college and came back.

Roscoe Power 'Ross' (Played by Jimmy Hart) the loudmouth who owns the bar, grew up in town, used to be a car salesman.

Olesya Pavlovsky 'Olivia' (Played by Penelope Voronin) an employee who grew up in town and has immigrant parents, goes by 'Olivia' because she would rather you don't f*** up her actual name.

Winona Vance (Played by Sam Griffin Silver) an employee who moved here from New York, for unknown reasons, and doesn't really understand the small town, everyone knows everyone lifestyle.

Lavender Whittemore (Played by Victoria Lucifarian) an employee who grew up in England but moved to live in America, settled in Canadian, Texas due to her love of westerns.

Next: The Local Police Squad:

Sergeant Valentine Gautier 'Val' (Played by Bret Hart) recently promoted before the series begins but still on patrol duty, watches over his younger brother.

Corporal Buck Morris 'Buckshot' (Played by Davey Boy Smith) the gun loving corporal of the squad and the only one to have both 'work' and 'home' guns.

Captain Napoleon Cooper 'Crazy Cooper' / 'Captain Crazy' (Played by Jim Neidhart) the police captain, recently reassigned to Canadian, Texas as there were rumours abut him which interfered with his work in his previous location.

Officer Duke Gautier (Played by Owen Hart) the young, recently recruited brother of Sgt Gautier, often put on patrol alone to ensure less arguments, but always checked on by his brother.

Next: The Biker Bar's Staff:

Ozzy Rains (Played by Charles Wright) A biker and member of the staff who grew up just outside of town but loves his fellow staff members like family.

Brock Martel (Played by Henry Godwin) a biker and member of the staff who grew up on a local ranch and loves beer, football and the current Mayor's down-to-Earth style.

Vincent Gore 'Vinnie' (Played by Kane) the owner's son and a known fire loving 'freak' often protected by his surrogate family, the bar staff, Vinnie knows no better than 'ooh, cool looking fire' and must be restrained or have his hands swatted away to stop him burning himself trying to touch campfires.

Raven Knight (Played by Kirby Roussimoff) the only female staff member, but also the girl who does all the tough jobs when needed, has a side business of making and selling artwork, such as portraits to locals, has designed some of the bar staff's tattoos.

Harlow Gore (Played by Paul Bearer) the owner of the bar and a loving father to his son, took Murphy (Undertaker) under his wing when they first met and also treats him, and the rest of staff, like family.

Hunter King (Played by Phineas Godwin) Brock's cousin and a member of staff, taught Raven how to shoot a shotgun and his father owns a local tattoo parlour.

Sequoia Reed (Played by Rikishi) an employee and Frankie's (Yokozuna) cousin, also a surrogate cousin to Raven, having been best friends since childhood. Reed loves his job and his staff family and will defend both at any cost.

Lupe Zapatero (Played by Savio Vega) an employee at the bar and possibly the shortest member of staff, towered over by the tallest staff members but is not any less of a fighter because of his size, a former mechanic who loves nothing more than taking things apart and putting them back together while listening to metal / rock.

Murphy Graves (Played By The Undertaker) Manager of the biker bar and an excellent member of staff, has an outlaw rules vibe, as in he would say to the police "Your jurisdiction ends when you walk in my bar." Very protective of the staff, and the owner.

Frankie Wolf (Played by Yokozuna) the most relaxed and laid-back of the staff, Frankie would prefer to be in the kitchen making potential 'Culinary Masterpieces' as he would call them. Sequoia and Raven's (surrogate) cousin, views his staff mates as family.

Next: The Local Band (Named: Exoskeleton Samurai)/College Students

Quinn Thorn (Played by Jeff Hardy) the bassist to Ros' (Lita) vocals / lead Guitar and older brother Garth's (Matt) Drums, a face paint enthusiast and an English major in college who never seems to find time to study, but always has time to date somehow.

Roz Jerome (Played by Lita) the vocals and lead guitar for the band and an art major who actually studies, dating Garth (Matt) and met Quinn through him. Roz also studies Spanish and French.

Garth Thorn (Played by Matt Hardy) Quinn's older brother and the band's drummer, a major in psychology and a horror movie lover, Roz' boyfriend and almost totally devoted to her, even at the cost of his college work.

Next: The Local Townsfolk of Note:

Mayor Robert Sweet (Played by Jim Duggan) rarely seen, but apparently a good man with good ideas, helps out in volunteer projects and absolutely loves the town. Trying his hardest and people know this, and they love him. (did I meme correctly?)

Rusty Jarvis (Played by Mick Foley) the local hippie who has never left town, somehow managing to know both everything and nothing at the same town. (Very Dude Love with hints of Cactus Jack and Mankind) Does know how to fight when he needs to.

Redd Wayne (Played by 'Sycho' Sid Vicious/Justice) the local baseball/softball star, helps out at the local school/college teaching sports and likes Raven's artwork, he watches her draw when he can, runs the local little league & minor league baseball/softball games.

Earl Black (Played by Steve Austin) the most often seen regular at the biker bar, absolutely loves both the bar and the town, a hardworking guy who has befriended the entire staff (including Harlow and Vinnie) of the biker bar.

Lex Aston (Played by The Rock) a local struggling actor, teaching an acting class to pay the bills and an absolute ladies man, and for that reason he goes to the cop bar, to try and pick up one of the bartenders who works there, often favouring Rosa as she will jokingly flirt back.

Finally (for this section): The Degenerates and Their Benefactors:

Reign Yates (Played by Billy Gunn) Leon's (Road Dogg) best friend, often the getaway driver for the group and a scout for locations, often getting all the info on a place before telling Matty (H.H.H) and Dell (HBK). Often leaves town with Leon to get the heat off them. (and make out in secret)

Zelda Hooper (Played by Chyna) the only female degenerate but possibly the toughest, has a rap sheet as big as her arms, not to be trusted when around the other degenerates as she is usually the actual brains of the operation.

Matty Battle (Played by Hunter Hearst Helmsley) the co-leader of the degenerates, often protected by Zelda or Mark (Kevin Nash). does most of the talking but has the piss taken of him for his looks often by either other degenerates or locals who don't care for the degenerates.

Romeo Colombera (Played by Mike Rotundo/I.R.S) the right hand man of the mysterious benefactor, and often the lawyer for the degenerates as well as a taskmaster for them, telling them what the boss wants done and by what date.

Mark Rake (Played by Kevin Nash/Diesel) the tallest degenerate with a rap sheet as long as his leg, a former bouncer at a now closed nightclub, alongside best friend (and possibly boyfriend) Galo (Scott Hall) and now a bodyguard (when needed) for Matty and Dell (HBK, also boyfriends).

Leon Rose (Played by Road Dogg) best friend of Reign and a scout for the group alongside him. Has found every possible way to piss off other townsfolk and often in the most fights because of it, always on the police's radar for one thing or another and constantly leaving town because of it.

Galo Villalobos (Played by Scott Hall/Razor Ramon) the only (supposedly) Latino degenerate, raised in Canadian, Texas but his parents are from Cuba, Galo is a former nightclub bouncer (alongside Mark) Galo is known (for his ability to give minus fucks) as the most relaxed member of the group.

Dell Pain (Played by Shawn Michaels/HBK) the co-leader alongside Matty, a known flirt with people regardless of gender or sexuality, just to piss them off on some occasions. Dell grew up in town, knowing it like the back of his hand.

Giles Rennell (Played by Ted DiBiase) the mysterious benefactor of the group, bailing them out if needed, he stumbled across the group after seeing a police bulletin and decided to use them to cause enough chaos to guarantee a chance in the next mayoral election.

Zac Noel (Played by X-Pac) the shortest and youngest degenerate, Zac is often treated as the child of the group, being taught how to get away with crimes and trick the police into just letting him go by clerical error and tomfoolery.

Next on my list of updates: Season 1's episode list, episode titles, episode synopses, some spoilers, and the revolving door idea a bit further explained.

Series running order:

Biker bar episode

Cops on Patrol episode

Band/College Students episode

Cop bar episode (yes these are different)

Degenerates episode

(last episode of each season/series only) town meeting/town get-together (E.X: town hall meetings, the town getting together for a sports game or barbeque or restaurant opening)

1x01: Insert Coin to Start: The pilot episode of the series sees the local biker bar of Canadian, Texas installing two, brand new, arcade machines. After leaving for the night, the team finds the bar broken into and both machines missing with no evidence or possible suspects to the robbery. The team finds the machines relatively undamaged in an alleyway nearby. By the end of the episode there's still no suspects. B plot includes an argument between father and son, Harlow and Vincent which ends when Murphy gets involved.

1x02: Hot Pursuit: Newly instated chief of police Chief Cooper [Neidhart] makes changes to the patrol teams before tasking them with looking for any persons involved with (1x01)'s robbery and break-in, leading to a high speed chase later in the episode. B plot includes the squad coming to grips with the new, and much crazier, police chief.

1x03: Making Noise: Local band Exoskeleton Samurai [Team Extreme] are writing new music late at night while Roz [Lita] tries to study for a class the following day but, during a moment of quiet, they hear a break in a couple of doors down and attempt to see who it is. The group get a glimpse of Zac Noel [X-Pac] and Mark Rake [Nash] but not a full glimpse. Now aware of the local degenerates, the band try and forget about it and focus on their own lives until their apartment gets broken into when they're not there.

1x04: Donuts & Beer: The new cop bar opens on the other side of town, serving mainly (both savoury and sweet) bagels and donuts as well as beer (on tap and bottled), the fact it's slightly more risqué gets (both good and bad) attention on the place. Winona Vance [Sam] gets in a fight with Zac Noel [X-Pac] as she's locking up. Winona [Sam] being put in the hospital with a broken arm makes the rest of [Cop Bar]'s staff double down on getting justice for the near break-in.

1x05: Dirty Work: The first episode from the degenerates perspective. The degenerates are just causing general problems for the town without reason because it's fun' but it's quickly losing their interest as the heat on them rises. The end of the episode has Matty Battle [Triple H] receiving a call from 'Mister R' [DiBiase] offering him a deal.

1x06: Blue & Black: A brawl breaks out at [Biker Bar] following whispers that the people who broke in are in the building. The bikers who work at the bar threaten to hurt anyone who works for the rival bar if they try and mess with business while in the biker bar.

1x07: Captain Crazy: A rumour that the current captain was moved location and promoted to smooth over allegations that he may not be fully sane, Officer Duke Gautier [Owen] is determined to find the truth while Sergeant Valentine Gautier [Bret] and Corporal Buck Morris [Davey Boy] are determined to keep the peace and catch the local degenerates.

1x08: Broken Strings: following an argument with an ex girlfriend Quinn Thorn [Jeff] finds his guitar smashed and has to work odd jobs to buy another one (starting a potential series c plot). Garth Thorn [Matt] ends up in a fight with Galo Villalobos [Hall] which ends when Roz Jerome [Lita] smashes a table leg over the back of Galo's [Scott's] head, knocking him out and giving him over to the police.

1x09: Badges & Bottle Tops: Captain Cooper [Neidhart] stops by [cop bar] to talk with owner Roscoe Power [Jimmy Hart]. Meanwhile the Gautier boys [Owen & Bret] interrogate Galo Villalobos [Scott Hall] about what the degenerates are doing and why, getting no information about the mysterious benefactor over than he pays them a lot of money depending on what they do.

1x10: Paid off: The mysterious benefactor 'Mister R' [DiBiase] pays Galo's [Scott's] bail, getting him free for a while but side-lining him too. The benefactor remains hidden in shadow but Matty & Dell [Triple H & HBK] have a meeting with him to discuss money and the next job.

1x11: Written in Ink: the tattooed bikers on the staff encourage regular customer Earl Black [Austin] to get a skull tattoo on his back and even take him with them to the tattoo parlour they frequent, finding it to be burned to the ground with a 'freaks get lost' sign planted in the wreckage. Murphy Graves [Undertaker] dismisses the rumours that the arsonist is the fire fascinated Vincent Gore [Kane] and even gives him an alibi when the cops come looking for answers, putting blame on someone in town who knows about Vinnie's [Kane's] love of fire, which is nearly every person in town.

1x12: Sergeant Heartbreaker: Sergeant Gautier [Bret] is accused of flirting with the staff at [Cop bar] leading to a paid two day leave to get heat off of him while he's ordered to remain at home. Officer Gautier [Owen] and Corporal Morris [Davey Boy] are put on patrol together, leading to a high speed chase of Reign Yates, Leon Rose & Zelda Hooper [Gunn, Road Dogg & Chyna] after witnessing a mugging, assault and graffiti from the trio, the cops eventually lose them down a back road on private Giles Rennell's [DiBiase's] land they would need a warrant for.

1x13: Failing Grade: Quinn's [Jeff's] lack of sleep leads to him getting a fail on an test forcing him to do the semester again. Enraged by this Quinn [Jeff] considers leaving the school but is encouraged to continue following Garth [Matt] ending up in hospital following [1x12]'s assault and mugging on Garth & Roz [Matt & Lita].

1x14: Microphones & Megaphones: [cop bar]'s owner Roscoe Power [Jimmy Hart] installs a stage for local acts in the bar, leading to Violet Croft [Eli] performing later that episode (the closing of the episode into the credits) and the night before the first performance the bar is covered in graffiti, leading to a massive clean up effort from the staff and local volunteers (like Mick Foley & The Rock).

1x15: Trench Warfare: Romeo Colombera [IRS] the benefactor's [DiBiase's] right hand man and go-to lawyer gives the degenerates an list of jobs, run the police chief out of town by the end of the year, run the bikers out of town, and ensure that 'Mister R' [DiBiase] the benefactor wins the next mayoral election.

1x16: Fuelling Up: after closing up [biker bar] Raven Knight [Kirby] narrowly avoids being burned by her motorbike exploding in a ball of fire. Her boss, Harlow Gore [Bearer] tells her to take the week off, leading to her coming into the bar and sitting at the back of the bar, sketching the regular customers and having a long conversation with local sports star Redd Wayne [Sid].

1x17: Brothers in Arms: Together: the Gautier brothers [Bret & Owen] are put on patrol together leading to the arrest of Zelda, Matty & Dell [Chyna, Triple H & HBK] before the trio are bailed out, the brothers interrogate Dell Pain [HBK] (leading to a very 'basic instinct'-esque scene with Shawn in assless chaps and boxer briefs) who gives them no information on their behaviour and why they are doing the things they've done.

1x18: Night Time Fun: the band attends a college party, unknowingly with Zac Noel [X-Pac] also in attendance, leading to the trio being high and drunk and the Thorn brothers [Matt & Jeff] end up in a fight, almost being thrown out of college entirely for their actions the next morning.

1x19: Head or Hart: Violet Croft [Eli] and (officer) Duke Gautier [Owen] meet properly for the first time on a blind date, leading to them walking through the streets of Canadian, Texas at night. The date is quickly ended after Duke [Owen] spots Leon Rose [Road Dogg] spray painting [cop bar] and gives chase after handing Violet [Eli] his number.

1x20: Grunt Work: The degenerates have a group meeting about how to sabotage the town meeting, leading to Rennell [DiBiase] coming out of the shadows to lead the degenerates in a coordinated attack on the town hall. Leading to the degenerates waiting until the town meeting to begin the next day.

1x21: Town Meeting: Mayor Robert Sweet [Duggan] conducts a town meeting, leading to everyone airing their grievances with the degenerates recent spree of activity. At the end of the meeting, paint bombs hidden above the townsfolk go off all at once, covering everyone in bright, almost neon, green paint.

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Sexta Generación:

¤ Lilith Moira Riddle y Julian Cameron Gray

¤ Bloom Larissa Peters y Sky Aurelius Peters

¤ Hazel Opal Peters y Magnus Roman Watson

¤ Theodore August Peters y Meredith Mavis Monroe

¤ Aaron Christopher Weasley y Verena Michelle Dyer

¤ Joshua Stephen Weasley y Esther Amalia Holt

¤ Charles Samuel Weasley y Ruby Stephanie Saffron

¤ Iris Aurelia Weasley y Marshall Everett Conrad

¤ Theophania Calliope Richardson y Corinne Roxanne Everleigh

¤ Arabella Beatrix Richardson y Henry Oliver Brooks

¤ Kai Dominick Richardson y Flynn Milo Wolf

¤ Willow Cosima Levin y Nicoletta Pomona Wilford

¤ Fern Violet Levin y Marie Honoria Ollivander

¤ Euphemia Alessandra Levin y John Florean Palmer

¤ Dorothea Giovanna Levin y Elladora Eloise Gibson

¤ Salazar Lucius Levin y Holly Avalon Barnes

¤ Eleanor Hope Levin y Savannah Genevieve Shaw

¤ Gracie Isadora Novak y Marvin Declan Sullivan

¤ Alec Aurelian Novak y Claire Piper Johan

¤ Mason Ezekiel Novak y Clementine Octavia Albion

¤ Lotor Comet Snape y Giovanni Benjamin Lestrange

¤ "Moon Demon" Darius Angelo Snape y "Dark Angel " Arianne Alysson Snape

¤ "Killer Shadow" Lazarus Ignatius Snape y "Ice Demon" Urania Calliope Snape

¤ Morterius Viktor Snape y Hisirdoux Artemas Casperan

¤ Regris Niven Snape y Acxa Valda Snape

¤ Kevin Ethan Snape y Gwendolyn Stephanie Tennyson

¤ Regulus Orion Snape y Abel Austin Khemse

¤ Cygnus Arcturus Snape y Frederic Alistair Weasley

¤ Elle Rigel Snape y Matsuda Touta

¤ Beyond Aurelian Snape y Mikami Teru

¤ Alexander Valens Snape y Magnus Sebastian King

¤ Lysander Nikolaus Snape y Vladimir Micah Masters

¤ Gwendolyn Hiroko Snape y Tanaka Misaki

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[helenadurazzo]

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[chargedshot]

SummerSlam (1997) Slam-Along

This week Ben and Thomas are back and we discover that life has a way of foreshadowing events that have yet to occur. We discuss the infamous Owen Hart/Stone Cold injury and how it created a very different reality from the one that the WWF had planned.

Match Card

Mankind vs Hunter Hearst Helmsley (with Chyna) Steel Cage match 16:13

Brian Pillman vs Goldust (with Marlena) Singles match 7:17

The Legion of Doom (Animal and Hawk) vs The Godwinns (Henry O. Godwinn and Phineas I. Godwinn) Tag team match 9:15

The British Bulldog (c) vs Ken Shamrock WWF European Championship Match 7:29

Los Boricuas (Jesús Castillo, José Estrada Jr., Miguel Pérez Jr. and Savio Vega) vs The Disciples of Apocalypse (8-Ball, Chainz, Crush and Skull) Eight-man tag team match 9:08

Owen Hart (c) vs Stone Cold Steve Austin WWF Intercontinental Championship 16:16

The Undertaker (c) vs Bret Hart WWF World Heavyweight Championship with Shawn Michaels as special guest referee 28:10

[ariadoesntwrite]

Good Morning Westchester

So here’s the first oneshot I ever wrote that I’ was actually proud of.

prompt used: my best friend dragged me to a party some of the senior football players are throwing and it’s really boring and the only interesting thing is the boy playing beer pong on the patio

Words: 1631

Sometimes I wonder why I'm here, as in life and death and existence and all that. Maybe there's meaning somewhere out there, or maybe there's not. Maybe the people out there doing yoga at mountainside resorts seeking enlightenment are just fooling themselves and others, wasting their time and money chasing something unattainable.

Sometimes I wonder why I'm here, as in THIS FLIPPING PARTY FULL OF HUMANS. HUMANS, I TELL YE.

"Hi, I'm Bill Hearst, and this is my colleague, Tyler Josef."

I pasted a well-practiced smile on my face and tuned the oh-so familiar voice out.

Presenting, the reason why. That's my best friend, we've known each other since diapers. Comes from money, but is actually pretty down-to-earth. Though the line starts to blur between eccentric and just plain nuts.

A goth chick looked me up and down. My pastel dress and matching earrings... and nails... and shoes... and purse... probably don't exactly scream 'Tyler'.

"Uh. Nice to meet you both."

I did my best to smile, but I really don't want to be here. I'd rather be reading. Maybe I can hide in the bathroom?

I banished the thought. Who knows what kind of germs are in there.

By the time I fully returned to the real world, the goth girl had left.

I poked Bill on the arm and frowned.

"Why do you always do this?"

"Because it's fun." Bill grinned at me. "I'm still waiting for the first person to question if that's your real name. Besides, gender blender names are all the rage with white suburban soccer moms now. Blake, Spencer, Ryan, Jackson, Connor, Alexander..."

I crossed my arms and waited for him to finish, but he kept going. "Why do you KNOW this?"

Bill shrugged. "Because I google random stuff instead of studying. Noah, Mason, Kyle, Levi, Maxwell, Evan, Oliver, Sebastian..."

I put my hand up to stop him. "Okay, well, Sebastian is a horrible name to give your child, no matter what gender they are."

Bill swung around me and leaned against the wall.

"First of all, Michael, that's offensive to Sebastians everywhere. Secondly, who doesn't want to share a name with a crab?" He cocked his head to the side. "Or was it a lobster?"

Some drunk girl came out of nowhere, running into the wall right next to me.

"Ariiiiana Graaande? Isss that yooouu?" She slurred, reaching out at me a little too enthusiastically for my liking.

I could hear Bill snickering on my other side.

I took a step back, eyes wide. "Very much no."

"Oh." She looked disappointed, then wandered off in a haze.

I shook my head and looked around at the few people milling about.

"This place is so dead. Aren't teen parties supposed to be all, all night rages and burning down houses?"

Bill adjusted his vest and gave me a funny look.

"Don't believe everything you hear. Maybe we should get you somewhere less flammable."

I sighed and leaned against the wall, rolling my shoulders back.

"Is it too much to ask—"

Bill shook his head slightly, cutting me off.

"I am an extrovert, Phineas Taylor, and this may be hard for you to understand, but if I don't get human interaction, I can and will die." He stared at me with complete seriousness.

I furrowed my brows. "...Uh huh."

Bill sighed and tugged at the cuff of his sleeve. "They have a patio? But you have to promise you won't throw yourself into the pool or something crazy like that."

I leaned forward and shook his hand with a little too much enthusiasm. "Deal. Besides, you're more likely to do that than I am."

We weaved around two people arguing about something that had to do with the budget of the student government. I don't understand how people get so invested in this stuff, but okay.

I closed my eyes and leaned out over the balcony as we stepped into the fresh air. "Ah, peace and qu—"

"THIS IS NOT LIKE WII POOL AT ALL!" A high-pitched, but still decidedly male voice yelled.

I raised my head and stared out over the balcony like I was looking into a camera on The Office.

Bill laughed at my disgruntled expression. "You're the only who was complaining about it being boring a few minutes ago!"

"Well, I didn't mean... this!" I whisper-shouted and gestured over to a table surrounded by loud teenage boys. Are there any other kind?

Bill elbowed me. "That would be beer pong, my young sheltered friend."

I rolled my eyes.

"Never mind, that's it. Sorry, but I'm jumping in the—" I was about to head down the stairs of the balcony when something caught my eye. Blonde curly hair, greenish eyes (as far as I can tell from here), and a dazzling smile.

Oh no, he's hot.

I was probably staring for ten minutes straight.

"If you're really bored, we can head out." Bill's voice startled me and jolted me out of my thoughts.

"I, uh, wuh?" I stuttered, pulling my eyes away and trying to appear unfazed. "I mean, nah, I can stay."

Bill saw right through that.

"Finally found something that piqued your interest, eh? Or someone?"

He followed my gaze over to where Blondie was receiving instructions from a slightly confused redhead. "Aha." He pushed off the balcony and started walking over to them.

I eyed him suspiciously. "Where are you going, Liam?"

"WOO! AND THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE, SON!" Blondie pumped his fists into his air and danced around in a small circle, whacking his hip against the table in the process. "Ow!"

Bill waved me off. "Don't you trust me?"

Red rolled his eyes. "I'm a year older than—"

Blondie grabbed his shoulders, grinning from ear to ear. "Shut up and eat in the moment."

I blinked a few times. "...no? Not really? Willy-Billy, you get back here or I'm going to call you even more embarrassing nicknames for the rest of your life—" I looked to my left and my right, then inched closer.

Red reached up and slowly pushed Blondie's hands off his arms. "It's 'drink in the moment', Race."

Blondie shrugged, seemingly undeterred. "I've heard it both ways."

Red pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. "No you haven't."

Bill finally reached the table, grabbing Blondie and Red's attention. I'm too far away to hear what's being said over the general noise. What the heck does he think he's—

Blondie looked over at me and we made eye contact. I felt my face flush as he grinned at me.

Wait just a clock tick, is he moving towards me?

Wait, no, what do I do? What do I say? 'Hi, I want your babies'? Absolutely not. Not that. It's probably too late to run and pretend like I didn't see him, but I'm just standing here frozen. At least I know I won't pass out because you have to have a drop in your blood pressure to faint, and mine has definitely risen. That's not helpful, me! I don't need your useless paramedical facts!

Blondie shoved his hands in his pockets as he approached me.

"So, Halo, right?" Even his voice is drop dead gorgeous, if that makes any sense.

"Guh?" I blinked dumbly.

The only good thing about me currently being rooted to the spot is, I don't think I'm going to fall over at least?

"Your friend said that was your name, Halo, like the angel..." He gestured above his head with a small smile.

...Bill, I am going to murder you.

I scoffed in disbelief and shook my head.

"Yeah, not exactly. He never calls me by my real name, though. I should be glad it wasn't anything embarrassing like 'Princess'." I unconsciously picked at the skin at the edges of my fingernails.

Blondie smiled and leaned forward.

"Eh, I get that. I don't go by my real name, either. Everyone calls me Race. Pleasure to meet you."

You know what? He looks like a male version of Rapunzel. Be still, my heart.

I reminded myself to keep breathing. I tried to lean against the balcony and, I dunno, look cool I guess, but I missed and almost fell over.

I felt my heart leap into my throat as I frantically regained my balance.

"Bwuh— I mean, you too. I mean, me too. I mean, the pleasure is all mine and... Is that short for Eraser?"

Race glanced down and snorted, smirking. "That's a new one. No, it's Racetrack. Racetrack Higgins." He took my hand, lips brushing against my knuckles.

Wow. I'm an idiot. Also, I can feel my whole face going red. Error 404 gateway timeout—

"Oh. Sorry." I clenched and unclenched my free hand in an effort to release tension any way I could.

"You can call me anything you want, doll. Oh, speaking of which," He pressed a slip of paper into my palm and winked. "Call me sometime, hm?"

Have you ever seen someone so beautiful you just started crying? I know it sounds weird, but this one time—

I bit my lip and shifted my weight from one side to the other. "Yeah, um, I will."

"Cool." Blondie– I mean Race– did finger guns at me. "See you around." He headed back in Red's direction.

I smiled, awestruck, then turned and walked away in a bit of a daze. What just happened?

I walked right into Bill.

"Yo, Eminem. What can I say except you're welcome?" He did ridiculous jazz hands, which made me laugh despite everything else.

"Shut up, Billiam. But thanks, I guess." I glanced down at my hand, still smiling. Maybe this whole 'socializing with other human beings' thing wasn't completely awful and pointless after all.

[shitloadsofwrestling]

Henry O. Gowdinn [1995]

Fans of the WWF in the mid-90s will remember the happy-go-lucky team known as The Godwinns. One half of the duo was Henry O. Godwinn, who had a notable feud with Hunter Hearst Helmsley that included a Hog Pen Match. Godwinn was released from the company quietly in late 1998 when his neck was seriously injured while taking the Doomsday Device by The Legion Of Doom, while his partner Dennis Knight (formerly Phineas I. Godwinn) was reborn as Mideon at the 1999 Royal Rumble.

Godwinn wouldn't step foot in a ring again for 8 years, returning to action at an OVW TV taping in March of 2006. Godwinn began a training regimen to get himself back in shape so that he could return to the WWE, and recieved a few tryout dark matches prior to WWE TV tapings (one of which, against Bull Buchanan in September of 2006, is said to be one of the worst ever). Godwinn was signed to a developmental deal and reformed The Godwinns with Ray Gordy in Deep South Wrestling (Gordy would go on to become Jesse of Jesse & Festus). The pairing didn’t last long, however, as Godwinn would be released from the company in May of 2007. It’s been said that the deal was made by Godwinn’s old foe Triple H, who went to bat for Godwinn due to his son passing away and him needing a job. Godwinn has had a few sporadic wrestling appearances as recently as 2012, but largely isn’t involved in wrestling anymore.

One of the cool things about his coming back was that in 2006, I got the chance to meet him before an OVW event. At my very first live wrestling show in the 90s, Henry Godwinn was the first wrestler that I saw step through the curtain, so it was kind of a cool encounter. I remember him being very friendly and talking to me about local restaurants that he should check out.

[helenadurazzo]

Template belongs to @ariparri

At the moment, these are my only two characters who canonically will receive chocolate frog cards.

Phineas Hearst

Helena Durazzo

Quick challenge

If your HM/MA/HL MC had a Chocolate Frog Card, what would it say? What facts and trivia would you include?

[nemesisbinxartifactseries]

Artifact Series P

Paavo Nurmi’s Stopwatch

Pablo Escobar's Speedboat

Pablo Fanque's Riding Boots

Pablo Picasso's Chisel

Pablo Picasso's Paint Brush

Pacal the Great's Sarcophagus

Pachycrocuta Jawbone *

Paddy Barrie’s Stove and Brushes

Paddy Roy Bate's Nautical Compass

Padlock Charm

Padlock from Alcatraz

Painless Parker’s Tooth Necklace

Paintbrush from a Radium Watch Factory

Paintings from Island Farm

Pair of Fertility Statues

Pamela L. Traver's Umbrella

Pancho Villa's Boots *

Pandora's Box *

Pan Twardowski's Mirror

Pappus of Alexandria’s Hexagon

Paracelsus' Medicine Bag

Paragon 3-D Glasses

Paris' Bow

Parmenides of Elea's Tunic

Paschal Beverly Randolph's Crystal Ball

Past-Seeing Alarm Clock

Patient 16 (Athens Asylum)'s Toy Car

Patsy Ann Campbell's Tanning Bed

Patty Hearst's M1 Carbine

Patrick Bohan’s Locker

Patrick Henry's Letter Opener

Patrick Sherrill's Letter Bag

Patrick Skene Catling's Divider

Patrick Suskind's Bottle of Perfume

Paul Bunyan Fiberglass Statue

Paul Bunyan's Axe *

Paul Broca's Surgical Scissors

Paul Charles Dozsa's Chopsticks

Paul Dukas’ Broom

Paul Ekman's Nesting Dolls

Paul-Émile Botta's Alabaster Bas-Reliefs

Paul McNulty's Piano Tuning Hammer

Paul Morphy's Chess Piece

Paul Reubens' Rouge

Paul Revere's Lantern *

Paul Rusesabagina's Telephone

Paul Tibbet's Binoculars *

Paul Vasquez's Camera

Paul W. Fairman's Office Chair

Paving Stone from Tiananmen Square

Pax's Cornucopia

P-body Android Test Subject

'Peace for Our Time' from "Heil Honey I'm Home!"

Pearl Harbor Tool Box

Pearl Hart's Stolen Stagecoach

Pearl of Wisdom *

The Pearl of the World

Pedro Álvares Cabral's Naval Map

Pedro Menéndez de Avilés’ Patache

Pellegrino Ernetti's Chronovisor

Penetrating Cake Tester

Penguin's Hat and Umbrella *

Penthesilea's Spear

Pepsi Bottle and Cap

Perceval Camper Carbon Fiber Knife

Percival's Grail Sword

Percy Bysshe Shelley's Note to his Wife

Percy Fawcett's Machete

Percy Spencer's Microwave Oven

Perdita's Fardel

Père Fouettard's Whip

Perk-a-Cola Machines

Perpetually Burning Torch

Perry Como's Gold Record *

Persephone's Pomegranate Seeds

Persian Amulet

Persian Spear

Perun's Axe

Pete Conrad's Space Boots

Peter Carl Faberge's Caliper

Peter III of Russia's Toy Soldiers

Peter Abelard's Letter Stamp

Peter Francisco’s Cannon

Peter Henlein's Nuremberg Egg *

Peter Kollwitz’s Boots

Peter Kropotkin's Bread Knife

Peter Kurten's Skeleton Key

Peter Laurie's Eyeglasses

Peter Lawford's Shot Glass

Peter Minuit’s Wampum

Peter Pan's Tunic

Peter Piper's Jar of Pickled Peppers

Peter Shellem's Paper Weight

Peter Stumpp's Wolf Skin

Peter Stuyvesant’s Pegleg

Peter Sutcliffe's Vehicle Registration Plate

Peter the Great's Cape

Peter the Hermit’s Pilgrim Badge

Peter Tripp’s Glass Booth

Peter Wright's Earpiece

Peterson's Armored Personnel Carrier

Phan Đình Phùng's Mandarin Square

Phar Lap’s Blinders

Pharaoh Pen-abw's Twin Caskets

Phineas Gage's Tamping Iron

Phidias' Hammer and Chisel

Phil Connor's Radio Alarm Clock

Philibert Aspairt's Chartreuse-Glass Googles *

Philip Astley's Circus Tent

Philip Griebel's Original Garden Gnome

Philipe Pinel's Quill Pen

Philip K. Dick's I Ching

Philip K. Dick's Journal

Philip Reid’s Block and Tackle

Philip Van Doren Stern's Upholstery Brush *

Philosopher's Stone *

Philo Farnsworth's Alpha-Wave Form Sender *

Phoebe Snetsinger's Binoculars

Phoenician Idol

Phone Booth from the Mojave Desert

The Phoenix *

Phoenix Wright's Magatama

Pickens County Courthouse Window

Pickled Dragon

Piece of Halley's Comet *

Piece of the Antikythera Mechanism

Pieces of Yolanda Saldivar's Gun

Pied Piper's Flute *

Pier Gerlofs Donia's Compass

Pier Giorgio Perotto's Programma 101

Pierre-Auguste Renoir's Easel *

Pierre-Auguste Renoir's Two Girls Playing the Piano *

Pierre Batcheff's Bicycle

Pierre Charles L'Enfant's Compass

Pierre Desloges' Dining Table

Pierre Fauchard’s Needle Nose Pliers

Pierre-Joseph Desault’s Culottes

Pierre le Grand's Galleons

Pierre Benjamin Montuex's Conductor Baton

Pierre-Simon Laplace's Telescope (canon)

Pike Carousel Horse

Pike River Mine Hardhat

Pilot Episode of 'America's Funniest Home Videos'

Piltdown Man Skull

Pimp Cane

Pink Floyd's Remaster of 'Another Brick in the Wall'

The Pink Panther

Pinkamena's Cupcake Tin

Pinto Colvig's Clown Shoes and Nose

Pipe from the Children’s Crusades

Pipe Organ from Diana's Funeral

Piri Reis Map

Pistol from the USS Maine

Pitch from Tutankhamun’s Tomb

The Pius Device *

Placido Domingo's Strawbery Handkerchief

Plaek Phibunsongkhram’s Niello Scarf Clip

Plane Sabotaging Oil Can

Plaque from the Kunta Kinte Memorial

Plastic Mannequin Arm

Platinum Rings from Poland’s Wedding to the Sea

Plato's Tablets *

Plinko Board & Chips

Pliny the Elder’s Sea Chart

Pliny the Elder's Scroll *

Pluto's Toga

Pocketknife from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum Art Theft

Podgórski Sisters' Cottage

Poe Toaster's Roses and Cognac

Poké Ball

Poker Alice's Playing Cards

Police Car from the MOVE Bombing

Police Sketch Artist Sketchpad

Pol Pot's Copy of "The Communist Manifesto"

Pol Pot's Punji Sticks

'Polybius' Arcade Cabinet

Polybius' Scytale

Polycrates’ Ring

Polonus Vorstius' Wine

Pompeii Bread

Pompeii Amphora *

Pompeii Pithos

Pompey the Great's Shield

Pony Express Mail Bag

Pontiac Firebird Trans Am 1976

Pont-Saint-Esprit Bread Knife

Pop-Down Book

Pope Clement VI’s Papal Bulls

Pope Clement VII’s Zucchetto

Pope John Paul II's Assassination Bullet

Pope John Paul II's Papal Tiara

Pope Leo XIII's Rosary

Pope Urban II's Stole Vestment

Poppa Neutrino's Oar

Portal Gun

Portobello Pin-Cushion

Portrait of Katherine FitzGerald, Countess of Desmond

Portraits Used in The Original Production of Ruddigore

Porygon Statue

Poseidon's Conch

Post-It Notes from the Lennon Wall

Potatoes from the Great Irish Famine

Prada Mannequins

Predatory 1950's Refrigerator

Prehistoric Plant Pollen *

Preston Brooks' Cane

Preserved Apple Pie

Preserved Hardtack from the Civil War

Preserved Head of Medusa

Preserved Shark Fin

Prester John's Silver Grail

Preston Brooks' Cane

Primo Levi's Scarf *

Primordial Tar from Pitch Lake, Trinidad *

Prince Hussain's Flying Carpet *

Princes in the Tower's Red Rose Petal

Prince's Keyboard

Printing Press Handle from Ettela'at Newspaper Printing Press

Primo di Castello’s Siege Engine

Priscilla Dunstan's Playskool Tape Recorder

Private John Williams' Diver Helmet *

Prize Generating Cracker Jack Box

Procrustean Bed *

Professor Layton's Hat

Prokop Diviš' Cross

Prop Bomb from the Batman Series

Protective Safe Deposit Box

Prototype NERF Maverick

The Proverbial Apple

Prudence Laverlong's China Dolls *

Pryderi's Golden Bowl

PS3 Wireless Controller

Psychic Penny

Psy's Tuxedo Jacket

P.T. Barnum's Spinning Top *

P.T. Barnum's Top Hat & Walking Stick

P. T. Selbit's Box and Saw

P. T. Selbit's Cheese Wheel

Ptolemy's Refracting Mirror Lens

Ptolemy XII Auletes' Ankh Charm

Puckle Gun

Pulley Block form the Mary Celeste *

Pupa the Haunted Doll

Puyi’s Headdress

Pwyll's Bag

Pykrete Destroyer

Pyotr Kapitsa’s Turbine

Pyotr Potemkin’s and Frederick the Third's Beds

Pyotr Tchaikovsky's Music Box

Pyrrhus of Epirus' Helmet

Pytheas’ Tin Ingots

Pythia's Tripod

[helenadurazzo]

Happy Holidays!

Found this picrew and thought it fit the holiday spirit

Tagging (no pressure): @carewyncromwell @catohphm @not-that-gilbert-blythe @babygaunt @hphm-jeniferltheman

[helenadurazzo]

I used this template by @kiwiplaetzchen to make something for my main HPHL MC, Phineas Hearst. Hope you learn something new!

[helenadurazzo]

My HPHL OCs are open for friendships that can be explored. I do have two Ravenclaw OCs in the form of Marie McKay and Zsuzsi Schroder among other non Ravenclaw HPHL OCs

So because I'm actually nearly done milo's profile, would anyone's characters like to befriend milo?