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The Hitchens Family

This post is dedicated to Esther and Miranda Hitchens, the daughters of Bob Hitchens and Iola Black. It also contains quite a few headcanons about Beauxbatons and the Black family.

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Cygnus Black, Ella Max, and their four children: Sirius, Phineas Nigellus, Elladora, Iola

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Iola Black was the daughter of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, which automatically meant much drama and trouble for the entirety of her life. The youngest child of Cygnus Black and Ella Max, born in 1851, she had no memory of her father, who died mere months after her birth in some reckless adventure of his. Neither did she know her brother Sirius, whose seemingly innocent cold turned into a full-fledged fever and took his life when the boy was barely eight. However, Iola grew under the watchful eyes of her grandparents, mother, Aunt Misapinoa and Uncle Arcturus, who later became her stepfather.

The marriage of Cygnus and Ella took place when both were very young, and was a part of a deal between the Black and the Travers families. As there was no Travers bride of the suitable age, the choice fell on the daughter of a Travers lady, who had married a Max. The union was entirely loveless, but produced four children. Ella's particular favourites were Sirius and Elladora, yet she didn't quite like Phineas Nigellus and cared little for Iola. Cygnus's death brought her no despair, save for the one of losing the position of an heir's wife; however, the fate of her eldest son scarred her for life.

Several years later, Ella married her deceased husband's younger brother Arcturus, whom she liked way more and who allowed her to remain in the Black family circle and wield some influence. It caused considerable indignation among the Blacks, as Arcturus was supposed to establish new connections with his eventual marriage. In 1860, they had a son, Rasalas, yet Ella never loved any of her living children as much as she did the ghost of her dear Sirius, with only Elladora coming close.

Rasalas was the only sibling Iola was genuinely fond of, and she often helped to nurse and educate him. Phineas Nigellus and Elladora were too cold and haughty for her taste, and out of her three Blishwick cousins, she only liked the youngest, Hadrian. Like the vast majority of the Blacks, Iola became a student of the Slytherin House. However, her best friend was a Ravenclaw by the name of Walter Ellington. Some even expected them to wed eventually, yet their friendship was entirely platonic, and Walter soon announced his engagement to Lorna Lovegood.

Iola was aware that her mother placed all her hopes of a successful match on her, as she liked keeping Elladora near too much to encourage her to join another family. At first, she tried to avoid matchmaking at all costs, claiming to be occupied with her career in Healing and Potion-making, as well as making lengthy visits as far from her relatives as possible. Yet, she couldn't hide forever, so she began to consider potential suitors. Those who pleased her family inevitably disgusted Iola, and those she could hope to like turned out taken or weren't interested or were of too lowly an origin for the pride of the House of Black.

One day, Iola ended up attending a muggle ball with Walter as her partner, as the Ellingtons were among the families that didn't reject such invitations out of arrogance and sense of superiority. There, she accidentally stumbled upon a crying child. Iola loved children and was rather skilled in dealing with them, so she was able to soothe the boy, Hugh Hitchens, with relative ease. It was how she ended up meeting his father.

Robert Hitchens, or simply Bob, was a well-to-do landowner of a noble lineage, being the grandson of a baron on his mother's side. Being the only child of a good family and having lost his father quite early, he managed the affairs of his estate, which was located near Bath, as well as the surrounding land. To aid his ailing mother and make the house less gloomy, he took a wife, who gave birth to Hugh. However, both of the women soon left him, his mother dying of a disease and his wife not surviving a carriage accident.

Iola was charmed by him and his son since that very first meeting and seeked new opportunities to cross paths in the months to come. Various events allowed them to spend much time together, and they fell in love, deciding to get married. Bob, an intelligent and courteous man, was determined to ask for her family's blessing, yet Iola dissuaded him, knowing that it would end very badly. She left the Black residence discreetly and without any regrets. Her suitcase contained only her most precious possessions, including a golden crown with stars and onyxes, her uncle's present. Bob searched for a perfect ring for Iola meticulously and eventually found one with an intricate crest, believing she would love it. Iola was flabbergasted to recognise it as the Black family crest. The ring turned out to be an heirloom, previously in possession of Apollonia Black and considered long lost.

Only Rasalas, the Ellingtons, Hadrian, and Noctua Gaunt, a good acquaintance of Iola's with whom she shared many grievances about their families, were present on the wedding on the bride's side, though Rasalas did so secretly as not to face repercussions. Phineas Nigellus, officially the head of the Black family after the death of his grandfather Licorus, personally disowned Iola and burned her portrait off the family tapestry, passionately renouncing her as his sister. Ella was completely disappointed, saying that instead of heirs, Iola's children would be pathetic Half-Bloods by the whim of their thoughtless mother. Elladora proposed to cut off the heads of Iola's husband and any children they would have, the practice she often used on the old house-elves.

Together, Bob and Iola had two daughters: Esther Emma Hicthens, born on September 1st, 1880, and Miranda Hannah Hitchens, born on June 7th, 1886. The first names were chosen by Iola and continued the star thematic of the Black family while Bob picked the middle names to honour his mother. His own name alluded to his mother's maiden name, Robinson. Emma was the lady's first name, and Hannah was the name she had wished to give her daughter, the one she never ended up having. The girls were affectionately called Essie and Mira by their family and friends.

Esther looked like a Black through and through, with her grey eyes and black wavy hair that was, fortunately, more manageable than her mother's unruly curls. Miranda's appearance mirrored her father's, her hair being straight and brown, and her eyes likewise brown. Hugh's features and clear blue eyes gave him a stronger resemblance to his mother's family. His hair was also a lighter shade of brown than Bob's and Mira's.

The relationship between Hugh and his father's second family proved that it was, in fact, possible for one man's children by different wives to get along. Iola treated Bob's son as though he were her own, and was warmly respected in return. The children never perceived each other as only half-siblings. Hugh was fond of his sisters and, having inherited his father's kindness and good humour, often indulged their games and antics. Thanks to the input of his stepmother, whom he grew used to call mother, Hugh knew quite a lot about the wizarding world. Being particularly interested in art and photography, he was fascinated by the moving portraits and pictures Iola got him.

In 1888, Iola's favourite brother Rasalas got married to Marthe Auclair, the younger sister of Maurice Auclair. The Auclair business had previously experienced a crisis, which forced the head of the family to arrange a match between his heir and Adele Lefebvre, the daughter of a less prominent but wealthy family, to get financial support and provide political standing to the Lefebvres in return. Marthe's marriage into one of the most prestigious British pureblood families was believed to be a blessing which would recover the reputation of the Auclairs completely. Rasalas, not quite as progressive and enthusiastic about the non-magical population as his sister, as well as mindful of his image, didn't invite Iola and her family to the wedding. While Iola understood his reasons and, frankly, didn't much wish to see her relatives and sister-in-law Ursula Flint (who, in her opinion, was almost as unpleasant as Phineas Nigellus), she couldn't help feeling offended and hurt.

Rasalas Black and his daughter by Marthe Auclair, Alcyone Black

Bob and Iola's marriage was very happy, but rather short. In 1889, Bob went to a different town on business and was unlucky enough to encounter the Gaunts, who resided there. Fond of torturing Muggles for the fun of it, the heavily prejudiced family made Bob their new target. He was hit with the Cruciatus Curse multiple times, and his cries for help were so horrible that Ominis Gaunt begged his relatives to show the man mercy. The next spell Bob received after the boy's words was Avada Kedavra, for the only mercy the Gaunts were capable of was death.

Iola, worried about her husband's long absence, came to the town herself and found his body. Though the Muggle doctors stated that he must have taken a bad fall and had brain hemorrhage, the witch knew what the death by the Killing Curse looked like and put two and two together quickly. Moreover, Noctua herself came to apologise for her family's actions and offer her sincere condolences, briefly meeting both of Iola's girls during her visit. It was the last time the two of them had seen each other, for Noctua soon departed to the Slytherin Scriptorium and never returned. Another loss that quite shook Iola, though it happened a few years later, was that of her cousin Hadrian Blishwick. He was an Auror and perished in the same battle where his colleague, Aesop Sharp, got his injury.

The news of Bob's untimely demise shook the family badly. Hugh, only seventeen, was forced to take over his father's work. Usually quite open to communication, he closed off and hardly ever left the estate for some time, even losing his enthusiasm for the things he had previously loved. Iola didn't tell him the truth about Bob's death, fearing that he would come to loathe magic, as well as not wishing to add another burden on his shoulders. Esther, a girl of nine at that time, was utterly devastated, for she adored her father. She was the only person whom Iola told about the magical nature of Bob's passing, without any details. Mira was only three and preserved few memories of Bob.

Phineas Nigellus thought that Iola would crawl back to the Black residence after the death of her husband due to not having anything to live on. Needless to say, Iola never did. Unlike Hugh, she didn't lock herself away in her grief, but applied for a more active job at St. Mungo's instead of selling potions from home in order not go mad within four walls. She also preserved her place as the mistress of the house, doing her best to help her stepson.

Since Iola was now often away, Hugh looked after the girls, playing an almost paternal role in Miranda's upbringing. Esther was often put under Rasalas and Marthe's guidance in France, as Iola wanted to prepare her for the future while also placing her in safety. Hearing how particularly anti-Muggle Hogwarts became during Phineas Nigellus's time as the Headmaster (the appointment Iola had once laughed at and called absolutely idiotic), she decided to send Essie and her friend to Beauxbatons.

Said friend, Wilhelmina Dallimore, whom Esther tended to call Mina, came from a neighbouring family, was discovered to be a Muggleborn witch at some point of their acquaintance, and thus taken under Iola's wing. The girls were close as children, and going to the same school in a different country made them only closer.

Mina Dallimore

Potions and Alchemy were always considered to be the main specialisation of Beauxbatons, which suited Esther perfectly. Having watched her mother make brews and learned many a particular, she was curious about these sciences since her very childhood. She also excelled in Herbology and was good at Transfiguration. Still, it was Alchemy that she felt particularly passionate about. The subject was compulsory at Beauxbatons, and Esther learned everything she could about the experiments with genuine fascination. In particular, Spagyric, the plant alchemy, piqued her interest, especially since there were few studies on it, undeservedly so. As Nicolas Flamel was the benefactor of Beauxbatons, he sometimes gave lectures on Alchemy there, and Essie attended them all.

Beauxbatons was usually associated with elegance, which was an accurate description, yet few of the outsiders cared to remember that such an appearance was created by strict order and discipline. A student's looks must be neat, and their manners refined and pleasing. The freshmen even had special classes dedicated to the rules of conduct in the wizarding society, as well as the traditions of various beings. Beauxbatons also paid a lot of attention to the classical aspects of education, particularly music and languages. Most of its students were well-versed in dancing, Esther being one of them and enjoying the process very much. She also took singing lessons, and her naturally lovely voice helped her become quite good at it.

In addition, the grounds of Beauxbatons were famous for their organised lawns and labyrinths of shrubberies, as well as enormous flower beds. Roses were the particular pride of the academy, and Essie even took a couple of them with her, charming them so that they preserved their beauty. She really liked her school despite some of its faults.

As Esther often said, Beauxbatons wasn't only about the duels of wands, but also the duels of words. The French Academy of Magic had an insane competition due to the huge amount of students from various countries, and many did their best to fight for their place under the sun. Some chose to do so with hard work and patience, as did Esther, others attempted flattery, certain individuals gladly made their rivals trip to promote their own chances. Esther quickly learned that if she wished to achieve something and stand out, she must prepare to be always vigilant. Though she and Mina made some good friends, particularly Bernadette Auclair, the daughter of Maurice and Adele whom Esther also knew since childhood, as well as their other roommate Carmen Reyes, there were way less friendly students in their year. Renard Tremblay, the cousin of Falco and Clarisse Tremblay, was a prominent example. Coming from a noble French family, he felt superior to the non-Pureblood girls and happened to mock them, not without receiving a hex in return.

Beauxbatons taught Esther equanimity, restraint, and shrewdness. It wasn't too hard a lesson since her demeanour was naturally calm, and she possessed innate intelligence. Essie even jokingly claimed that she was lucky not to inherit the Black fierceness, which sometimes turned into madness. She preferred to take things slow, disliking rush and abrupt change. Though she was unfailingly polite and kind, with all the gentleness of the world reserved for her loved ones, some considered her unfeeling due to her self-control and mostly rational approach. In addition, her sense of humour could be quite wry and biting. Esther had a pet, or rather, she took one of her mother's pets with her to school. Being allergic to owl feathers, Iola used her ravens, Huginn and Munnin, for communication. Since Essie inherited her allergy, she made Munnin, her favourite of the two, her own familiar.

In contrast to Esther, Mina was outspoken and quite reckless, seeking excitement rather than peace. She quickly became very fond of flying and Quidditch, playing in school matches as a Chaser and even dragging Essie along to a professional one. Nowhere near as enthusiastic about Potions and Alchemy as her best friend, Mina still sometimes kept her company during her practices and witnessed quite a few of her experiments. During one of them, her intervention actually saved Esther from harm. Mina pushed her friend away from the explosion, sustaining mild burns herself, much to Essie's horror. After this accident, she developed the habit of automatically conjuring a shield the second something seemed suspicious.

Esther and Wilhelmina studied at Beauxbatons for four years. Since the number of children who were willing to enter it exceeded the school's capabilities, the management decided to only accept those who belonged there by birth and couldn't be transferred closer to their place of residence. Two English girls, whose place was, by default, at Hogwarts, were on the top of their chopping list. Esther made sure Professor Weasley was contacted rather than the Headmaster, knowing that they wouldn't be accepted otherwise, and Matilda took great pleasure in welcoming Phineas Nigellus's Half-Blood niece and her Muggleborn friend at Hogwarts for their fifth year behind his back.

The witches were introduced to the Headmaster on the first day of the studies. Phineas Nigellus first wondered if Mina was a relative of the Weasleys, with her red hair and freckles, but quickly forgot about her when Esther was announced. Not unexpectedly, Professor Weasley received a lecture about letting such unworthy individuals into the school, which ended with a warning to Esther: should she make one wrong movement, she would be expelled. Such behaviour confirmed all of her mother's snide remarks on the Blacks, and Essie found herself heartily disliking the Headmaster. Alas, she would have many more reasons to loathe him in the future.

During the sorting ceremony, Mina became a student of the Gryffindor House. However, this option was immediately excluded for Esther, seeing as she was too careful and cautious to be a lion. Having briefly considered Ravenclaw, the Hat hesitated between Slytherin and Hufflepuff. Essie would have preferred the latter, as the former was famous for Pureblood supremacy that she didn't want to deal with, yet the decision was made in favour of the snakes.

Surprisingly, most of the Slytherins in her year were quite friendly. Essie co-lived pleasantly with her roommates, growing particularly close to Violet McDowell. Being the Slytherin Prefect of their year, Violet helped her a lot with her transfer troubles. She encouraged a slightly competitive friendship between Imelda and Mina since both were great flyers, all while using her purely Hufflepuff compassion to help Nerida and Grace in their respective quests. Esther also rather liked Sebastian and eagerly accepted his invitation to the Crossed Wands, however, his dark inclinations eventually led them to go separate ways.

As for adapting and meeting more people, Essie received eager help from Basil and Farrah Ellington, the latter more than the former, as they knew each other since childhood due to the friendship their parents shared. Esther also bonded with Garreth Weasley over their shared passion for Potions, and with Natsai Onai over their transferring experience. She would also grow closer to Georgiana with time, and the two would work together on the projects connected to Healing.

Still, her payment for having nice classmates was the simultaneous existence of an extremely nasty one. Cantankerus Nott was obsessed with blood purity and family lineages, so he immediately classified Esther's family situation as "dirty Muggle blood spoiling such an impeccable Black heritage" and caused unrest on multiple occasions. For instance, he once closed Esther in the Owlery, all while being fully aware of her allergy to owl feathers. One day, Cantankerus would create a list of noble Pureblood families, known as the Sacred Twenty-Eight. However, his choice of them wouldn't be entirely impartial. For instance, Georgiana Wotton and Phineas Hearst wouldn't find their surnames there due to being in conflict with Nott.

Given Esther's enmity with the Headmaster, her cold head was still very much needed. Ever since their distasteful first meeting, she decided to preserve her place at Hogwarts by being quiet, respectful, and mindful of the rules. She put a lot of effort into her studies and paid particular attention to Potions and Herbology. Professor Garlick quickly warmed to her, appreciating her help in the greenhouses; Professor Sharp wasn't against letting her practise her brews in his classroom, with their comfortable silence sometimes interrupted by small conversations.

The absence of Alchemy baffled and upset her immensely, and she tried to compensate it with books and new experiments, eventually collaborating with Julius Hearst to get a sufficient number of students to be able to take Alchemy as an elective course. The eventual list included the two of them, Stanley Midway, Garreth Weasley, Cressida Blume, Georgiana Wotton, Zsuzsi Shröder, and Adelaide Oakes. Professor Sharp was selected to give Alchemy lessons, and he wasn't very fond of the prospect, but with time, the so-called Alchemy Club grew on him. The students also became united among themselves. Esther received the nickname 'Lady Alchemist'. Her friendship with Julius strengthened, and his brother even believed they were a couple.

Esther's newly-found balance was destined to be ruined rapidly, though. At some point, she happened to get caught in the crossfire of a fight against the goblins, which led to her closer acquaintance with Phineas Hearst. While Essie did well at DADA, she wasn't an extremely talented dueller and could hardly stand her ground in a serious battle. Phineas proposed her to join him on his trainings, and Esther came to aid him in his researches, especially since she knew quite a bit about the goblins. Yet, the activities she found herself involved in often differed from what was allowed, so she did her best to stay unnoticed. It didn't prevent Phineas Nigellus from voicing his often ridiculous suspicions. For instance, he even claimed that Esther's loyalty to Hogwarts was just an act, and she was, in fact, helping the goblins. Essie couldn't quite understand if he genuinely believed it was so, or simply wanted to damage her reputation.

In spite of all the issues Esther had to face, Hogwarts granted her an unexpected ally. He was watching her intently ever since she first entered the Great Hall, and upon looking at him more closely, Essie recognised the boy she had met and briefly talked to during one of her visits to the Diagon Alley. When she got lost on one of her first days at school, he offered her help and introduced himself as Phineas Black. Esther was suspicious about his intentions at first, believing that he only meant to mock her, yet Phineas was completely sincere.

He was a year older than her and the only one of Phineas Nigellus Black's five children who didn't believe in the Pureblood supremacy. Thus, he didn't consider developing a good relationship with his Half-Blood cousin, whom he was very curious about, below his dignity. Esther was surprised at how easily they got along, and how quickly she began to feel the sort of intimacy that very few inspired with him. However, they had to be discreet about their friendship, as Phineas Nigellus was very likely to do everything to prevent it. Arcturus, Phineas's younger brother, noticed their interactions and tried to dissuade Phineas from ever talking to Esther again. Still, young Arcturus loved his brother enough not to report his every step to their father.

Phineas Nigellus Black, Ursula Flint and their five children: Sirius, Phineas, Arcturus, Belvina, Cygnus

Phineas had an imaginary scale of his siblings' awfulness. Arcturus was the least problematic of them, followed closely by Sirius, who had already graduated. He was often irritated by Phineas Nigellus, but not due to his glaringly unfair conduct as the Headmaster, but because he was overbearingly controlling and tended to ruin the fun Sirius was trying to have. Belvina and Cygnus were almost equally spoiled, having inherited all the arrogance and pompousness of their parents. Belvina was particularly attached to her father and proud of his position as the Headmaster. In the future, she would name one of her sons Nigellus. Cygnus's own behaviour greatly resembled that of his descendant, Draco Malfoy. His prejudice and disdain would reach their peak in his horrible treatment of his son Marius, who would be born a squib.

Phineas played in the Slytherin Quidditch team as a Seeker and was furious at Phineas Nigellus for banning Quidditch. However, his attempts to persuade his father to lift the ban alongside Imelda were fruitless. Still, even though Phineas was no favourite son of his, Phineas Nigellus proposed to make him a Captain the following year, when the students' restlessness forced him to let the season happen. The Headmaster saw no problem with using his position to give his children more influence. For instance, he had pushed Sirius to become a Prefect, though he was clearly not qualified for it. Phineas refused with indignation, defending Imelda's right to be the Captain. She was a good friend of his, and he admired her drive and enthusiasm to bring victory to their team. Esther had little fondness for flying, but she sometimes accompanied her friends to the Pitch, pleased to see a blooming friendship between Phineas and Mina that would eventually turn into something more.

Though Phineas was done enough with his family not to mind being disowned, Essie resorted to various tricks to undermine their closeness in the eyes of their fellow Slytherins to avoid consequences. For example, she used the identical names of her cousin and friend to her advantage and made it seem like she always referred to Phineas Hearst. Among her trusted fellows, Essie could call him Finn, a nickname that would soon get glued to him. She also enjoyed addressing him as her cousin since she grew up with no cousins, her father being an only child, and so treasured their bond very much.

On the summer after her fifth year, Esther invited Phineas to visit her family's estate. He gladly accepted, telling his parents that he would go to a friend's place. Iola embraced her nephew with all of her characteristic warmth; Hugh found an intriguing interlocutor who was extremely interested in the Muggle world; Mira made him her playmate. It was easily the most carefree summer in Phineas Black's life.

Another bond that changed Esther's life quite a bit was the one she formed with Ominis Gaunt. Their relationship had a rocky beginning due to Sebastian inviting Esther to the Undercroft without Ominis's permission, but they soon got along and gravitated towards each other in an almost unconscious way, going from exchanging small comments to getting engaged in long conversations. They had the same values and beliefs; Ominis loved the sound of Esther's voice. From the very first months of their acquaintance, they started developing feelings for each other.

By the end of Essie's first term at Hogwarts, the two of them were already close enough to open up quite a lot to each other. It was when Esther spoke about her father and his early death. Ominis was horrified when the few particulars she knew gave him a clear understanding that the murder had been committed by his own relatives. He confessed his guess immediately and tried to beg for her forgiveness, but Esther, though shocked and pained, insisted that he was in no way responsible for the crime and had even attempted to help. She needed time to process the truth, but she never held Ominis accountable and proceeded with their communication as before.

During her winter holidays, Esther convinced her mother to reveal everything to Hugh and Mira. Hugh wasn't a revengeful sort and knew he could hardly oppose the wizards, but he was rather offended by the former concealment of truth. He asked if any measures had been taken to punish the guilty. Iola's answer was that she had made an attempt, yet the Ministry was unwilling to anger such an influential Pureblood family as the Gaunts.

Ominis told Esther many stories of his Aunt Noctua. His genuine attachment to her made Essie quite curious about the witch, who reminded her of her own mother. In the Scriptorium, she had a chance to meet Noctua's ghost and interact with her. Only then did she learn about the friendship between Iola and Noctua and remember her own short encounter with the latter. In the end, Esther overheard the ghost telling Ominis that she thought the two of them would make a great couple.

While the Headmaster only meant to mock in that particular case, he soon began to consider the possibility of Ominis and Esther being together in truth. What fed his disagreeable conclusion were the quite transparent hints of one observant Cantankerus Nott, whom he even summoned to his office to question. Upon receiving all the confirmation he needed, Phineas Nigellus contacted the Gaunts, who in turn gave Ominis a violent lashing out, threatening to subject Esther to her father's fate if he didn't break up with her.

Their relationship officially began during the second term of their fifth year. When it came to the Christmas ball during their sixth year, Esther attended it with Basil Ellington, considering it a safe option since she needed cover while Basil didn't want to invite anyone after his breakup with Georgiana Wotton. Still, she managed to steal a dance with Ominis when Phineas Nigellus was sufficiently drunk, and Cantankerus had a tiny accident, organised by their friends.

While they were secretive about their relationship, with only the trusted friends knowing and their dates being very private, the situations that could make an onlooker suspicious did happen. For instance, Ominis once defended Esther against the Headmaster's accusations, automatically squeezing her hand in process. Phineas Nigellus didn't like it and made a scathing comment about the Gaunts never letting him take a mere Half-Blood for a wife.

As hard as Ominis and Esther tried to find a solution, their options were few. They were yet schoolchildren, both dependant on their families, so running away and living separately was out of their reach, and frankly, too early and abrupt for Essie's sensibility. Staying with the Hitchens family was also considered uncertain since they could be opposed to it, given Bob's story, even if her and Ominis's romance resembled Iola's quite a bit. Still, she feared that should the Gaunts find them, their wrath would be unleashed on her mother and siblings, and she must protect them at all costs.

It was what eventually convinced Esther that what she had with Ominis for more than a year at that point had to be put to an end. The circumstances forced a difficult and painful breakup on them. While Esther was pretty good at putting a brave face, she still went to Phineas, Mina, and Julius for comfort. She also tried to soothe herself by repeating that it was the most optimal thing they could do, but she wasn't quite able to keep herself from tearing up as she did that.

Even though Esther did her best to keep her feelings to herself and insisted that new assignments would make a good distraction and lift her spirits, she did snap at Cantankerus, who made a nasty comment about her and Ominis within her hearing. Though her attack was only verbal, she had the misfortune to be overheard by Phineas Nigellus, who wasted no time in assigning her detentions. Professor Sharp, who was also present, suggested that Esther serve them in his classroom in an attempt to give her a less bothersome task at least, since the situation was as unfair as could be, but the Headmaster insisted that she clean the dusty rooms. In one of such rooms, Esther stumbled upon the Mirror of Erised, where she saw herself and Ominis as adults, with two girls that could only be their daughters.

It was in such troubled times that Hugh announced his engagement, albeit sorry that when he found his happiness, his sister lost hers. His fiancée, Saraswati Byrne, whom everyone called Sara, was the only daughter of Suscrita Shah. Much like her mother, Sara attended Cambridge under the disguise of a gentleman, reversing her name to call herself Aras Byrne. However, unlike her maternal family, she studied literature instead of astronomy. Being particularly fond of poetry and knowledgeable about languages, Sara worked as a translator and was glad to find an equally creative husband, with whom she could move in the circles of their fellow talented individuals and build a loving family.

Hugh Hitchens and Saraswati Byrne

They got married in the summer of 1898, with Sara's aunt Satyavati Shah and Phineas Black among the many guests. They would soon have two children: Sullivan, born in 1899 and given the middle name Robert, as well as Hillary, born in 1902. Surprisingly, Hillary would one day become the mother of Myrtle Warren, a Muggleborn witch who, much like her great-grandfather Bob, would become the victim of the Gaunts, or rather, their descendant Tom Riddle.

Though Iola said that the estate had a new mistress, therefore she and the girls must move out to let Hugh and Sara build their lives as they saw fit, Hugh insisted that they stay at least for some time, especially since he and his wife would go to their honeymoon. Iola, Esther and Miranda liked Sara very well, and the former took up teaching her daughter-in-law how to manage a household. It was to Sara that Esther often went for advice while in doubt.

They didn't have to wait too long for another drama to occur, though. Phineas Black, freshly graduated from Hogwarts, started working in the Ministry of Magic, as his family wanted. However, it was soon discovered that he had chosen the Muggle Liaison Office of the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes, which enraged his father. Still, Phineas Nigellus held hope that his second son could yet be influenced and transferred to a more respectable position. It lasted until young Phineas began to publicly support Muggle rights. Such behaviour, in the eyes of the Blacks, warranted disinheritance.

Esther was on her seventh year when it happened. She found out from the Daily Prophet, along with a letter from her cousin that came with it. Determined to help Phineas, she and Mira immediately contacted Hugh, asking to let him stay in the estate at least before he found himself his own accomodation. Hugh was amenable, and Iola basically adopted her nephew, treating him as a son. Phineas Nigellus, furious as he was, accused Esther of twisting Phineas's beliefs and demanded that she not aid him in any way, which she chose to ignore, as controlling her life outside of school was nowhere near his rights or obligations.

Esther's last year at Hogwarts brought her reconciliation with Ominis, as they valued each other's friendship too much to part ways completely. They would keep in touch after graduation as well. The time before her finals was spent on preparation and musings about her future. Esther initially entertained the thought of becoming an Unspeakable, but the prospect of joining the Centre for Alchemical Studies in Egypt outweighed the previous plan. Since entrance control was required in the centre, Esther undertook the preparations with utmost diligence, agreeing with Professors Sharp and Garlick to act more like their apprentice than a regular student during her last year.

Professor Garlick treated her more as a friend than an apprentice; they called each other by their first names in unofficial settings and promised to keep a correspondence. Her closer interactions with Professor Sharp let Esther discover more about him and his past, which made her appreciate him even more, a feeling that was completely mutual. Her attachments made it quite difficult for her leave Hogwarts, the school she once had to get used to because of unfavourable circumstances but eventually grew to love.

Esther's graduation was notable for Iola's presence and thus her first meeting with Phineas Nigellus in two decades. Unlike her daughter, Iola had no reservations against calling her brother out in a harsh and mocking manner. Moreover, Phineas Nigellus noticed the ring with the Black family crest on her finger, accused her of stealing it, and wanted to take it away from her, believing that it belonged to his line. Only Esther's intervention saved the party from a scandal.

That summer, Iola decided to move out of the estate at last, and Phineas found them a nice house on the Diagon Alley. He didn't live there for long, though, as he soon got married and relocated to Hogsmeade, where Mina worked as an assistant at Spintwitches. As passionate as she was about Quidditch, Mina had no aspirations to play professionally, but Georgiana Wotton's tales of wood for brooms made her very interested in their crafting. She would eventually get a job in a company that produced brooms. Upon their marriage, Phineas changed his surname to Dallimore, and his name to Finn, as his full name reminded him too much of his father.

Esther enjoyed herself in Egypt, diving deep into her researches. There, she met Ryder Prewett, Leander's older brother and the second son of the Prewett family, who worked in the local branch of Gringotts as a Curse-Breaker. They became friends, and Esther joined his Curse-Breaking group for her alchemic practices, helping them with the tasks connected to her field of study. Eventually, they tried to have a romantic relationship, but for all its shine and cheer comparing to the secrecy and calmness of her and Ominis's romance, it didn't last long. Perhaps Esther intentionally didn't let it be long since she had an unpleasant experience with the Purebloods of such rank and waited for the time when his family would forbid their union. Ryder didn't take the breakup well and was angry at Esther for a while. Ironically, he would one day marry Violet McDowell, her close friend, and they would be able to have a good-natured communication once again.

Returning to little Mira, the girl began her education at Hogwarts when her older sister was on her sixth year. She had none of Esther's natural tranquility, being way more spirited but no less cunning, so she entered the school with all the drive and boisterousness of many a Black, Iola among them. While Mira had no Beauxbatons to teach her the intricacies of social ties, she was forced to learn them at Hogwarts, and very quickly. Though the Sorting Hat seriously considered Gryffindor for her, Miranda eventually ended up in Slytherin, greeted eagerly by her sister and cousin but not by her classmates. Where luck had smiled upon Esther, it didn't spare much for Mira, as the snakes of her year were mostly convinced Purebloods. Belvina Black was the absolute worst of them.

Since their very first days at school, Belvina proved that she was nothing like her brother and sneered at Miranda constantly, calling her a filthy Half-Blood. Never the one to tolerate such attitude, Mira declared war and used every trick to make Belvina's life miserable in return. Their shared dormitory gave much room for action on both sides. While Mira adored being in the centre of attention and gathering people around herself, she didn't succeed with the Slytherins, as they either supported Belvina or kept quiet in order not to be bullied.

There was one Slytherin who remained unfazed by Belvina's threats, though. Valerian Lovegood, Basil and Farrah's cousin, was a rare snake among the eagles of his family, notable for minding his own business in his perfectly acceptable loneliness and only watching the people around with mild curiosity at best and annoyance at worst. Despite their obvious differences in temperament, Mira decided to approach him, and they made a great pair of friends.

The students from other houses joined in, forming a united circle. Caitlin Sparks, a Hufflepuff who came from a huge family, brought all the kindness of her House and much fun; Severn Macmillan from Ravenclaw, the heir of the Macmillans, was the most collected and witty person of their company; Demetria Weasley, mostly called Demie, was way more well-behaved than her brother Garreth, and her cuteness masked her fierce protectiveness of her friends.

Valerian Lovegood, Mira Hitchens, Caitlin Sparks, Severn Macmillan, Demie Weasley

Mira was a skilled flyer and played for the Slytherin Quidditch team as a Beater. Her favourite subjects were DADA and Beasts, for she was a more talented dueller comparing to Esther, and the creatures, particularly big and epic ones, fascinated her. However, all the gift for Potion-making ended up in Iola's and Esther's hands, with nothing left for Miranda. She also intentionally ignored Astronomy due to the associations with the Blacks. She was disgusted by the vast majority of them no less than Essie, yet she couldn't conceal it as well.

Some were surprised that Gryffindor hadn't been chosen for Mira in the end, as she was considerably more inclined to the fire element. Even her Patronus was a Fire Dwelling Salamander. Meanwhile Esther loved water and could swim very well, so her own charm took the form of a seagull.

Sometime on the second term of their fourth year, the Slytherins were going down the staircase after the Charms class to attend Herbology a few floors below. Belvina, deep in her inner plotting, accidentally tripped and fell all the way down. Her first instinct was to cover her embarrassment and accuse Miranda of pushing her. When the news reached Phineas Nigellus, he summoned Mira and the other students to his office, all while Belvina lay in the Hospital Wing with a sprained ankle and some bruises. She decided to go along with her lies, as it allowed her to save face and get rid of Miranda simultaneously. The witnesses repeated her version of the story, some eagerly and others fearfully, with the only exception of Valerian, who had walked right near Mira at the time of the accident and tried to give truthful testimony, but to no avail. The Headmaster saw his chance to cause trouble, and did just it.

Miranda was supposed to be expelled, and Valerian, as he was Pureblood, to be given detention for slander. As soon as it was known, Mirabel Garlick wrote a letter to inform Esther. Iola was abroad at that time, and there wasn't much time, which meant that Essie had to resolve the problem on her own.

Though it happened in the middle of her own school year, she was in London, as the Centre for Alchemical Studies was temporarily closed down due to an accident. Esther's acquaintance from Beauxbatons who also entered Alchemy trainings, Odile Perrot, blew up her experiment and sustained serious injuries. As she came from a high-ranking Pureblood family, her parents demanded an investigation. Odile was an overconfident and assertive witch who cared more about people's intelligence rather than blood status, which allowed her and Esther to form an alliance. Essie was concerned about her well-being, yet she couldn't write to the Perrots, as they wouldn't approve of their daughter's association with a Half-Blood.

Esther was very exasperated at first, thinking that her sister had really done something that warranted expulsion. However, when Mira explained the situation, her sister believed her and was resolved to prove her innocence. Professor Sharp helped her revise the school rules, and the information about a student in danger of expulsion having a right for a trial was found.

Of course, Phineas Nigellus denied Esther's request and dismissed her almost instantly. Still, Mira pointed out that they were no less Slytherin than he was, and so could use their connections to achieve their goals, as it was, apparently, the only force the Headmaster would bow to. That gave Esther an idea to contact Walter Ellington, who was not only a family friend, but also a member of the Hogwarts Board of Governors. Mira's close friends also wrote to their parents. Quite a decent group was collected at Hogwarts afterwards, and if Phineas Nigellus didn't want to anger the influential families, he had to comply.

Miranda was given a small portion of Veritaserum and spoke the truth, which removed all the accusations from her, and Valerian's detention was transferred to Belvina. This case caused the questioning of Phineas Nigellus's methods in general, and though many Purebloods would have liked for him to stay where he was, the majority made a decision to fire him from his position as the Headmaster.

Such news could evoke nothing less than a huge celebration. Only the Slytherins from the highest families were upset to lose a professor who always judged in their favour. As Phineas Nigellus held other Houses in varying degrees of contempt, to say nothing about the non-Purebloods, a large number of people was gladdened by his resignation, his own son among them. Mira and her friends had their own feast with butterbeer; Esther joined the professors and drank her vine with the sensation of unexpected triumph.

Matilda Weasley became the headmistress of Hogwarts and remained in that position up to 1925, when Armando Dippet took the lead. She was determined to restore Muggle Studies, a subject Phineas Nigellus had cancelled and replaced with Magical Theory. Esther advised the her as to the perfect candidate. In the end, Finn Dallimore became a professor, much like his father, yet the subject he was passionate about was nothing Phineas Nigellus could ever approve of.

Esther returned to her researches and wrote an article that caught the attention of the wizarding community. For the first time in a while, Alchemy was actively talked about, and a fair number of students wanted to take the class on their sixth and seventh years. Right after graduating from the Centre for Alchemical Studies, Esther received an offer of a job at Hogwarts, with the promise of being able to proceed with her scientific studies. She consented, especially since Hogwarts and its surroundings housed some of her favourite people in the world.

Needless to say, a disaster interrupted it all. Belvina never forgot the slight to her family and, disgusted by Esther being made a professor, decided to take her revenge. Her fury made her bolder, so simple humiliation or resignation was no longer satisfactory for her. Instead, Belvina came up with a complex plan.

It wasn't only Mira's willingness to take up Alchemy to please and support her sister, or Finn's steady and comforting presence on her side, or Mina's cheerful suggestions for pastimes, or Mirabel's sweet smiles that made Esther's time at Hogwarts special, though. Close as they were during her time at school and afterwards, with all her esteem for him, she hardly ever entertained the thought of romancing Professor Aesop Sharp. Yet, as the time passed, something in their dynamic shifted. Their easy conversations, mutual assignments, and readiness to help each other gained a tender undertone. Esther's new job threw them together again, closely and constantly, placing them on equal ground and finally making them drop the formalities. Before they knew it, Esther bitterly regretted the impossibility of dancing with her former professor on a ball, and none of Aesop's new assistants understood him and their tasks anywhere near as well as Esther had done.

Esther enjoyed teaching, especially since she had few classes and could concentrate on her scientific activities, yet her profession had its drawbacks. One of her seventh-year students, Barron Bletchley, was intent on flirting with her and winning her favour. Though Esther did her best to gently dissuade the young man, he continued approaching her. Aesop didn't like it in the slightest and was harsher to Barron during his own lessons.

When the traditional ball descended upon Hogwarts in the end of the first term, Esther finally had proper fun with no Phineas Nigellus around to spoil it. It was only slightly dampened by her meeting a past admirer of her mother's, one of the Headmistress's guests, who called her Iola and expressed his regret about the lady's marriage to a Muggle. Still, Esther danced a lot, particularly with her cousin, and drank her favourite wine freely. Mira was also enjoying herself immensely. She had borrowed her mother's Black crown for the occasion, not due to any fondness for her maternal family but rather to rub it in Belvina's face.

Esther and Aesop circled around each other the entire evening. After their duties were completed, they were walking to the dungeons together. Their conversation took an unexpected turn, and in one of the dark empty corridors, they shared a passionate kiss. However, Aesop left immediately after breaking it, feeling ashamed and believing it to be the result of alcohol. Esther wasn't impressed by this decision, confronting him afterwards and saying that she had been nowhere near unwilling, in case he hadn't noticed. Aesop proposed her to meet at Hogsmeade after the winter holidays to talk, giving them time to think about it.

Though she and Cygnus meticulously ignored their disowned brother, Belvina pretended to want to mend their relationship. She and Finn met in his personal rooms for tea, which gave her an opportunity to study the protective spells that the professors used and find a way to enter Esther's own rooms, as she wanted to make the attack completely unexpected. She did succeed, stunning and immobilising Esther before casting multiple Crucio curses on her. It was when Aesop came to collect her, and Belvina, scared due to being discovered, accidentally dropped the spells, which allowed Esther to finally scream from the immense pain that hit her with full force. Belvina panicked and didn't manage to find a quick way to escape, so she was caught when Aesop broke into the room.

Finn overheard the noise and came out of his quarters, only to witness Aesop, face pale and angry, with a faint Esther in his arms and Belvina dangling in the air helplessly from the sheer power of his wandless magic. He was left to deal with his sister while the Potions professor went straight to St. Mungo's. Iola and Julius were on a shift at that time. Hearing about her daughter's state sent Iola into hysterics, as she was acutely reminded of the way her husband had died. She insisted on taking care of Esther herself, especially since the latter spent quite a bit of time unconscious and trapped in her agony. Julius used all his knowledge and skill to save his dearest friend.

The Healers feared that the amount of Crucio Esther had received would result in permanent damage and make her suffer chronic pain, something Aesop in particular found horrific and triggering due to having lived through a similar experience. Still, much to the relief of Essie's family and friends, Iola's capable treatment minimised the risks. Anytime Aesop came for a visit, Mira went with him, staying at her sister's side as much as she could. Iola took notice of the Potions professor's constant presence and worry, deciding to have a serious conversation with him.

When she found out, Mira was livid, pouncing on Belvina and actually tearing some of her hair out by the time they were forcibly separated. Belvina faced a trial that ended with her expulsion and sending to Azkaban, as she was already a legal adult at that time. A few years later, her family got her out and married her off to Herbert Burke.

Esther gradually recovered and returned to work. She and Aesop talked and made a decision to try to have a relationship. Some people gossiped about the inappropriate age gap and expressed their discomfort or disapproval, as did Nerida Roberts, Esther's former roommate. Still, it was the first romance of Esther's that proceeded relatively smoothly, and in 1904, she happily changed her name to Esther Sharp. Two years later, she achieved phenomenal success in her Spagyric experiments, managing to find a way to revive some plants that had previously been considered extinct. They were proven to be safe to use in potions, which opened many new paths in fighting the diseases and even some curses. It was one of her inventions that finally healed Aesop's leg. Knowing her to be a passionate dancer, he promised her to make up for all the dances they missed.

Ominis managed to move on and fall in love for the second time in his life as well. His beloved, Evangeline Elysian, was also a Half-Blood, and the one raised by her Muggle mother no less. Yet, Ominis was now an adult and independent man who could get and protect a house of his own, separately from the family that had as good as disinherited him, so this relationship faced considerably less obstacles comparing to the one he had shared with Esther. Upon their marriage, Ominis and Evangeline had two daughters, Leila and Gilda, born in 1910 and 1916 respectively. Leila had the middle name Cornelia in honour of Evangeline's mother while Gilda was named after Noctua Gaunt.

They continued teaching at Hogwarts, sometimes staying in Aesop's house near the sea. In 1909 and 1913 respectively, their sons, Castor Hadrian Sharp and Aramis Nathaniel Sharp, were born. Following the tradition of her own family, Esther chose the first names, weaving star theme, Greek mythology and even Herbology in Castor while honouring a French region where she lived and grew so much as a person in Aramis. Aesop named his sons after his late Auror partner and good friend, as well as his father. Thus, Esther never got the two daughters she had seen in the Mirror of Erised, yet as her notion of happiness changed, it caused her no distress.

Since Esther and Ominis maintained a friendly relationship, the former was made Leila's godmother. Feeling no bitterness due to their past, they were more than capable of being genuinely fond of each other's children. Said children, particularly Castor and Leila, also spent much time together.

Still, the Gaunts, namely Ominis's brother Marvolo, searched for his family. Marvolo's intention was to kill his non-Pureblood sister-in-law and nieces, as well as to potentially rob Ominis's house, since the descendants of Salazar Slytherin were sinking further and further into poverty. Esther was drinking tea with Evangeline, having agreed to babysit the girls for the evening, when the attack eventually did happen. To find out the location of the house, Marvolo had used Imperius on Sebastian.

While Ominis and Evangeline tried to make Marvolo leave peacefully, Esther discreetly apparated Leila and Gilda to her own house. When she returned, Marvolo was nowhere to be seen, but Evangeline lay dead on the ground, and Ominis was seemingly unconscious, a wound in his head bleeding dangerously. The Aurors arrived shortly afterwards, summoned by Sebastian the minute he had come to his senses, and the Healers took Ominis to St. Mungo's. In her horror and pain, Esther couldn't help thinking that if she had married Ominis, she would have been the one murdered.

Castor and Aramis Sharp, Leila and Gilda Elysian

While Ominis recovered, Esther took care of the girls, and Leila departed for her first year at Hogwarts alongside Castor under her guidance. When he was out of St. Mungo's at last, Ominis chose an even more secluded and protected house to keep his daughters as safe as he could.

Sebastian felt immensely guilty about Evangeline's death and tried to perform a dark ritual to return her back. The ritual involved a human sacrifice, and Sebastian chose to murder a Muggle. The man turned out to be Ross Livingstone, the brother of his classmate Hamish. Once his crime was discovered, Sebastian was sentenced to several years of Azkaban.

While Mira behaved in a bolder way comparing to Esther, there was no other situation that could result in her expulsion, and so she graduated from Hogwarts without any problems. As she wasn't opposed to danger in her career and was very fond of creatures, she decided to become a Dragonologist. The head of the MacFusty clan that took responsibility for the population of the Hebridean Blacks for centuries hired her to help him, as his own children, save for one son, all chose different jobs and left home. So, Mira moved to the Hebrides, and Valerian followed her, as their friendship had long since taken a more romantic turn. Despite her usual yearning for big company, Mira found a pleasing occupation and good friends on the islands, while Valerian was thankful for their calmness and quietness.

In 1913, Mira gave birth to their only son, Blaze Lovegood, a name she adored due to its association with dragons and Valerian agreed to rather begrudgingly. While the boy looked a lot like his father, his temper was very reminiscent to his mother's, and so Blaze eventually entered Gryffindor. Both of his cousins were Slytherins, and he often invited Aramis to the lion's table, as the latter was quite exasperated by his roommates.

Later in his life, Blaze would have three children, two daughters and a son. The eldest of his daughters, Elmira, named after his mother, would marry into the McKinnon family and become the mother of Marlene and Mason, dying alongside the majority of her family in a Death Eater attack. The younger daughter, Ottilie, would end up with Martin MacFusty, becoming the part of the family that her father and grandparents so loved. The son, Xenophillus, would publish his own newspaper and live a quiet life, only caring for his wife, Pandora McNully, and daughter, Luna, until the former's untimely demise.

Coming from the family of five children, Finn wanted a similarly big bunch of his own ones. Mina wasn't extremely excited about the idea, as she was very immersed in her job as a broom maker, so she limited the number to three at most. In 1903, Agnes Esther Dallimore was born, named after her godmother. She was closely followed by her brother Alan, born in 1905. As they were still young and two children were enough responsibility, Finn and Mina took a break. Only in 1919 did they have another daughter, little Antonia.

Agnes and Alan, both determined and ambitious, ended up in Slytherin like their father; Antonia took more after her mother and joined Gryffindor. Agnes had a relationship with Ogden McKay while her brother dated Violet Baudelaire, a romance that would eventually come to nothing. Antonia was the target of quite a few attacks from the pureblood supremacists, particularly Thelma Fawley. Yet, she had undying optimism and drive, which helped her move forward.

Blaze Lovegood; Agnes, Alan, Antonia Dallimore

The friends of Valerian and Mira, Severn Macmillan and Caitlin Sparks, also got married. They had three children: Melania, born in 1906, Shannon, born in 1915, and Nyle, born in 1931. Much to Mira's unpleasant surprise, Melania expressed a desire to be betrothed to Arcturus Black III, eventually becoming the mother of Lucretia and Orion, as well as the grandmother of Sirius and Regulus. Being much saner and way less set in the Pureblood ways comparing to her in-laws, Melania was one of Sirius's favourite relatives. Shannon was briefly considered as a potential husband for Reina Rosier, but it didn't happen due to her engagement to a Carrow, much to his relief. Still, he continued his family's lineage, being the ancestor of Ernie Macmillan. Nyle married Georgiana Baudelaire, and they had two daughters, Alice and Kathleen, the latter named after his mother.

Melania, Shannon, Nyle Macmillan

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Thanks for the tag!

Here are my HPHL MC Phineas along with my MCs for HPHM and HPMA as well

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New Picrew Creation tagging game

Happy New Year's Everyone!

What would your Hogwarts Legacy MC look like in the modern day/21st century? Since Iñaki is from the 21st century, this is her in her modern day glory.

Made a creation with with this picrew.

No pressure tags: @myokk, @theladyofshalott1989, @ps-cactus

[manyfandomocs]

Hi, I am here with a mostly updated (But not fully updated, oops) masterlist, humbly requesting crossovers (They are the first two posts I have on my page)

Yes yes yes yes just threw random things together but it's a long list (tried not to have too many repeats for those that are in the same universe so focused more on the characters themselves yknow)

Gossip Girl (OG)

Dali Jazz

Athena Callahan (she's probably a fan of Dali's dad and then her)

Benito van der Woodsen (definitely should know each other with their famous parents he will hit on her)

Darcy Hearst (Darcy loves models that's all)

Hazel Cartier (model friends model friends)

Callahan "Cal" Pruitt (these are all vibes I just love Jordan Fisher)

Catalina Cabrera (pls I just love them)

Darcy Hearst

Edmund Kennedy

Evelina Sinclair

Hannah Christensen

Conrad "Covey" Covington

Athena Callahan (I think she'd be annoyed by him but also be like "He is kinda hot though idk")

Catalina Cabrera (she's just my fav girl I want her with everyone)

Darcy Hearst (Darcy is also a rich party boy he will want to be with Covey)

Evelina Sinclair (Evelina "I'm done with rich boys" Sinclair once again wanting a rich boy)

Hazel Cartier (Idk I just feel like they could vibe)

Kimber Aldridge (again just vibes)

Benito van der Woodsen (he wants to hit on her)

Catalina Cabrera

Darcy Hearst

Edmund Kennedy (idk idk just felt it)

Hazel Cartier

Miles Humphrey

Lia Gallo

Athena Callahan (I just think it'd be funny if she likes a mafia princess)

Darcy Hearst (the mafia does not frighten him he wants to hit on her)

Hannah Christensen (Look it might not be good bc Hannah is so nosey but also that's where the humor is)

Miles Humphrey (Idk I think it'd be fun)

Lorelai van Doren

Benito van der Woodsen

Catalina Cabrera

Hannah Christensen

Miles Humphrey

Nico Radcliffe

Athena Callahan

Catalina Cabrera

Evelina Sinclair

Miles Humphrey

Phineas "Finn" Rockwell

Athena Callahan (idk just seems hot)

Catalina Cabrera (Yes yes yes I think they'd be so fun)

Darcy Hearst (Darcy wants him idk what to tell you)

Evelina Sinclair (Again Evelina "I'm done with rich boys" Sinclair wanting another rich boy)

Hazel Cartier (she wants to hit on him idk)

Tinsley Covington

Athena Callahan (I think they'd be so interesting)

Benito van der Woodsen (He wants to flirt with her idk)

Catalina Cabrera (I think Catalina would have a crush on her tbh doesn't matter if it'd be one sided)

Darcy Hearst (He wants to hit on her too)

Hannah Christensen (idk seems fun)

Gossip Girl (2021)

Chanel Hope

Andrea Fitzpatrick (idk felt it)

Gavin Cohen (he is gonna be on everyone's list he loves pretty people)

Lorenzo Waters (idk he wants her)

Natalia Finch

Valerie Ritter (let's go let's go)

Wesley Dawson

Luca Beaumont

Gavin Cohen (again he loves pretty people he will play his guitar and flirt)

Maeve Marsden (again just felt it)

Valerie Ritter (I think they'd be funny)

Matheo Moreau

Gavin Cohen (like I said he loves pretty people he'll just take Chanel, Luca, and Matheo no problem)

Lorenzo Waters (I think they'd be fun)

Maeve Marsden (again just seems fun)

Matthew Porter (idk idk I just wanted to see it)

Natalia Finch

Minevra "Mimi" Wolfe

Andrea Fitzpatrick (she thinks she's gorgeous idk)

Gavin Cohen

Lorenzo Waters (he wants to hit on her)

Matthew Porter (idk I feel like he'd be very sweet)

Natalia Finch

Wesley Dawson

Sebastian Clifton

Gavin Cohen

Lorenzo Waters (I feel like they could cause problems together)

Maeve Marsden (idk she wants him)

Natalia Finch

Shipley Covington

Andrea Fitzpatrick (I can't tell if she wants Shipley or wants to just befriend her so bad)

Gavin Cohen (he will flirt)

Matthew Porter

Valerie Ritter

Wesley Dawson

[wrestlingfaves]

Royal Rumble Marathon: 1998

The Rumble has made it to 1997.

Warning for past Rumbles.

The undercard:

Goldust (accompanied by Marlena) vs Hunter Hearst Helmsley (accompanied by Curtis Hughes) for the Intercontinental title. Hunter wins via the Pedigree. Hughes is no Chyna.

Rumble hype vignettes form Bret Hart and Mankind.

Farooq (Ron Simmons, accompanied by the Nation of Domination and other individuals) vs Ahmed Johnson. Ahmed wins via DQ and brawls with the Nation afterwards. This was an early version of the Nation of Domination that featured PG-13 and Crush.

Vader vs the Undertaker. Paul Bearer shows up mid-match and gets pushed around by Taker. Taker wins.

Rumble hype vignettes from Steve Austin (no longer the Ringmaster, he is now “Stone Cold”) and Davey Boy Smith who states he’s going to win the Rumble as he is “bizarre”.

A six-man tag team match features the following wrestlers from AAA: Hector Garza, Perro Aguayo, and El Canek vs Jerry Estrada, Heavy Metal, and Fuerza Guerrera. An attempt to counter the luchadors of WCW or an addition due to the pay per view taking place in Texas? The team of Aguayo, Garza, and Canek won. Unsurprisingly, this is the most athletic and fastest-paced match of the undercard.

Once again the Rumble is not the final bout of the pay-per-view. While I would normally agree that the World title match should end the ppv, the Rumble is the exception. The Rumble should always go last.

The entrants in order of appearance:

Crush (accompanied by Clarence Mason)

Ahmed Johnson

Fake Razor Ramon

Phineas Godwinn (accompanied by Hillbilly Jim)

“Stone Cold” Steve Austin

Bart Gunn

Jake Roberts

Davey Boy Smith

Pierroth

The Sultan (Rikishi) (accompanied by the Iron Shiek)

Mil Mascaras

Hunter Hearst Helmsley

Owen Hart (accompanied by his Slammy trophy)

Goldust (accompanied by Marlena)

Cybernetico

Marc Mero (accompanied by Sable)

Latin Lover

Farooq

Savio Vega

Jesse James (aka Road Dog)

Bret Hart (Steve Austin’s “Oh Crap” face when Bret’s music was fantastic

Jerry Lawler

Fake Diesel (aka Kane)

Terry Funk (3 months from now Funk will be headlining ECW’s first ppv – Barely Legal)

Rocky Maivia (pre-the Rock but not yet drowned out by “Rocky Sucks” chants)

Mankind

Flash Funk

Vader

Henry Godwinn (accompanied by Hillbilly Jim)

Undertaker

First-time Rumblers: Ahmed Johnson, Phineas Godwinn

Surprise Entrants: Pierroth, Mil Mascaras, Cybernetico, Latin Lover, Terry Funk

“Oops! I ‘accidentally’ eliminated my friend” spot: Owen eliminates Davey Boy

Commentator joins the Rumble: Jerry Lawler, first time this spot is used in the Rumble

Winner: Steve Austin (though Austin had been eliminated by Bret but the refs didn’t see it). Bret has a hissy and asks Vince when he’s going to do something about it – one of the few references to Vince’s actual role in the company before he adopted the “Mr. McMahon” character.

Most Eliminations: Steve Austin with a total of 10, tying the previous record held by Hulk Hogan.

Quickest Eliminations: Jerry Lawler, Fake Razor Ramon

Highlight of the Rumble: Bret vs Steve (the pair has around 4 minutes to themselves in the ring and then focus on each other for the rest of the Rumble)

Feuds in the Rumble: Bret vs Steve, Mankind vs Terry Funk, Hunter vs Goldust, Ahmed vs the Nation), Vader vs Taker

The Road To Wrestlemania: Bret vs Steve

The WWE’s roster was thin at this point as 5 of the 30 participants were not members of the roster and another 6 participants pulled double-duty on the card.

Shawn Michaels (accompanied by Jose Lothario) vs Psycho Sid for the World championship. Shawn defeats Sid to regain the championship but will forfeit the title soon afterwards due to “losing his smile”.

Wrestlers and others who have passed on: Jacques Rougeau Sr., Crush, Vader, Paul Bearer, Hector Garza, Perro Aguayo, Fake Razor Ramon (Rick Bognar), Davey Boy Smith, Iron Shiek, Owen Hart, Terry Funk, Jose Lothario, Pat Patterson

Total number of deceased individuals: 13 (up 3 from the previous Rumble)

[helenadurazzo]

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[melodymidway]

Two Sides of The Same Coin

This story mostly focuses on the relationship between Melody and her maternal grandmother, Aurelia Hearst. They share the same curse, yet can this fact ensure their closeness? As it turns out, not at all, and the lack of warmth influences Melody's loyalties greatly.

Zacharias, Nicolas, and Aurelia Hearst belong to @helenadurazzo

April 1978

The Midway Estate experienced next to no change since Mariam had last dwelled there, save for a grandiose portrait of her son's family that now hang over the fireplace in the living room. It was commissioned in honour of her daughter-in-law's birthday a few months ago, apparently stating the couple's intention to have no more children. Mariam couldn't blame them: in her opinion, four was already too many, but thankfully, the matters of upbringing didn't concern her in the slightest. On the canvas, Cynthia held her infant son, graceful and proud in her floor-length gown. Melody stood on her right, her hair tied in two neat braids, and the saturated red of her lush dress was nearly identical to the shade of her father's Auror uniform. Jonathan hovered over the chair his wife was seated at, as solemn as ever. One of his hands supported little Lottie, clad in fancy fabrics like her sister, while another lay on the shoulder of Jackie, whose usual laid-back and dishevelled look was replaced with utter officiality.

"Your son does have a tendency to give my niece lavish gifts." Zacharias's arm wrapped around her waist as he stood slightly behind her, his breath gently touching the skin of her neck. The gesture felt particularly intimate in the house of her deceased husband. "But then, every man expresses his adoration differently."

With Jonathan in one of the neighboring rooms, Mariam decided against saying the words aloud, but her smirk was answer enough: her own man's performance included helping her conquer and hold the chief position in 'R' for more than a decade now, and their plans weren't becoming any less bold and zealous with time. As Slytherins, they had a particular entitlement to always strive for more.

Her eyes scrutinized the portrait again with a degree of bitterness. At least Jonathan truly valued what he had, even with all his earlier ungratefulness for her betrothal efforts. Mariam would have given up much for her relationship to be as smooth as her son's, for her parents to let her marry for love like she let him. She could have been Zacharias's wife from the beginning and given birth to the Hearst heir instead of the Midway one; mayhaps Phineas Hearst would have been less inclined to disinherit his eldest if he had been married to an eligible witch and fathered a son. Yet, it was a reality Mariam wasn't destined to see, for her parents pushed her into the arms of Archibald Midway, a man who treated her well but had no power to melt her heart, all while forcing her to watch as her younger sister happily wed a wizard of her own choosing.

Her musings were interrupted by the cheerful cries of children who ran - in Melody's case, flew - into the previously peaceful chamber. Aurelia shushed them sharply, leaning down to check whether the noise disturbed Louis, who slept in her arms.

"Melody!" Cynthia's stern voice sounded from the kitchen. "What have I told you about using your broom in the house?"

"Sorry, Mum!" The girl didn't even attempt to sound apologetic, already wandering around the room like a little hurricane, eager to cause as much trouble as would go unpunished. Or could be hidden.

Today, Melody reached the ripe age of five, and it was the reason for their merry gathering. As it usually happened, nobody invited Mariam and Zacharias, but they came anyway, if only to observe the various levels of concealed irritation on the faces of their hosts and certain guests. Admittedly, they were also rather fond of her granddaughter and contributed to her education with their thoughtful present. However, Mariam had to tell Melody to keep it a big secret if she didn't want her parents to heat the fireplace with her newest book about elementary dark magic.

Olivia left the company of her sister, Assana and Jocelyn Egwu to monitor the children's movements. With her blessing, the twins, Lottie and the Egwu boy rushed outside, likely to join Jackie and Renée in the backyard, while Melody preferred to linger in the house. Fortunately, Garrett Tremblay was nowhere to be seen, and yet, Mariam scrunched her nose at the reminder of her son's brother-in-law being a Half-Blood. What were Nicolas and Aurelia thinking when they agreed to such a demeaning match?

Thankfully, her own grandchildren boasted of a good lineage, the one that interwove her blood and the heritage of Zacharias's family. It was what they had aimed at, to obtain suitable heirs for their cause, and while the leadership of 'R' couldn't technically be inherited, nobody forbade them to train the young generation for the role. And even if Mariam's descendants didn't succeed in earning it fairly... Zacharias's teachings of poisons wouldn't go amiss.

In February, Jackie had turned eleven and thus was about to leave for Hogwarts. His unseriousness and chaos, Mariam noted, hid a keen mind and no small amount of cunning, as well as the level of ambition worthy of a true snake. In spite of being Jonathan's heir, the boy received no particular attention from his father outside of a few lessons in managing the estate and family, and about as much from his mother. Given that he also preserved a bit of childish naivety, Mariam believed that the task of converting her eldest grandson into darkness would be relatively easy, as long as he was given much needed care and proper training by her and Zacharias. Sure, Jackie somewhat resembled Edan and seemed close to him, but didn't it make the endeavour all the more entertaining? The Midways would fail the boy and eventually have a dark wizard as the head of their precious Auror family.

As a lopsided smile graced her face at the thought, Melody ventured to Aurelia, throwing herself on the sofa next to her. "Grandmama!" she exclaimed brightly. "Will you tell me a new story about the Unspeaking?"

Mariam expected Aurelia to laugh at the small mistake lovingly, caressing her granddaughter's head. Instead, her voice was harsh. "It's Unspeakable, Melody. Can't you see that your brother is resting? Be quiet, and don't bother me."

Melody frowned, confused, and Mariam's eyebrows rose as well. What did she miss? When had Aurelia's little princess fallen from grace?

"But he can lie in his cradle now that he's asleep! He doesn't need to be lulled any longer. Grandmama, let's get him into his room, and then you will tell me a story!"

The girl grabbed Aurelia's forearm, only to be given a severe look. "Have you not heard my words, unruly child? Find yourself another activity. Louis will continue sleeping where he currently is."

"What's going on?" Mariam asked Zacharias quietly. The last time she visited, Aurelia had doted on Melody and spoiled her rotten. After all, she was the granddaughter who had been named in Aurelia's honour, the one who clearly preferred her mother and maternal family over Jonathan and his relations, striving to be like them. Mariam had genuinely thought that with such influence, Melody would grow to be more Hearst than Midway, but apparently, it was no longer the case.

Zacharias only shook his head. "It's what happens when my sister-in-law finds herself a new favourite. The latest one pretty much falls into oblivion all of a sudden, with not a bit of warmth left for her." He sighed. "I almost feel bad for Melody. She's too young to understand that she'll never be Aurelia's darling again. And Nicolas's as well, for that matter. Both of them now love Louis too much to spare any affection elsewhere."

Meanwhile, the conversation went on. "Okay, you don't want to tell a story... I can show you my presents. Andre gave me a new edition of Quidditch Through the Ages, can you imagine? The silly one really believes that he can improve my opinion on his trashy Pride of Portree," Melody chatted, though with considerably less enthusiasm. "Or maybe you should better see the spell I've learned! I can take Jackie's wand and-"

"Sweet Merlin, do you ever close your mouth? It's a last warning, Melody, quit this ridiculous pestering." At last, the argument woke baby Louis, and a piercing wail filled the room. "Look at what you have done! Off you go, before you manage to wreak even more havoc."

The girl backed away, and even though Mariam could only see a part of her face, it remained obvious that she was on the verge of tears. The surprise that the scene had caused wore off; actually, now that Mariam pondered over it, the behaviour Aurelia exhibited was well within her character. Over the years of working in the Department of Mysteries, they grew to be friendly colleagues, close enough for her to know that Aurelia suffered from a mysterious blood curse that made her hear voices and much preferred her younger daughter over her elder. From the stricken expression in Olivia's eyes, Mariam concluded that Melody's current situation had once been her own.

As Aurelia rocked Louis with way more gentleness than she had offered his sister, Olivia rose from her seat.

"Come, dear," she spoke to her niece softly, spreading her arms for a hug. At this rate, Melody's face was already red and wet. "Everything will be well. Come to your Aunt Olivia."

The child sobbed, shaking her head vehemently. "No! No, I don't want to. It's m-my birthday! It's supposed to be fun!"

"You're meant to soothe her, not dampen her spirits further, Olivia. But then, what else are you capable of?" Zacharias pointed out sardonically. As he addressed Melody, his demeanour was comforting and kind. "Don't be sad, little one. Can I hold you? The problems are so small and insignificant once you look at them from such a height."

Melody hesitated for a moment but then nodded jerkily. "Y-yes."

Mariam couldn't help smirking upon hearing Olivia's gasp.

"Do you have any conscience? You use her vulnerable moment to make her trust you, only to fill her head with poison in the end."

"How can you think so ill of us?" Mariam inquired sweetly. "After all, I'm her grandmother as well. She should have at least one who cherishes her." She wiped Melody's cheeks clean with her hands, cooing gently. "What a good, brave girl. Nobody sees your true worth, but one day, when you grow into a prominent witch, they will regret it immensely."

As Melody's hiccups quieted down, Jonathan entered the room, with Nicolas and Edan on his heels. His eyes widened, studying the view in front of him, and then narrowed in silent, fuming rage. Even with all the shielding from Zacharias and his own mother that he put his children through, Melody was still snuggling up to them as though her life depended on it.

Mariam snorted under her breath, satisfied. If Jackie didn't meet their expectations, Melody could always serve as a substitute.

August 1984

Melody was five when she heard her first voice. Then, she considered it a figment of her imagination and didn't breathe a word to anyone: after all, adults were always so quick to wave off her endless babbling, and another little fantasy would be cast off to the category of irrelevant and foolish without a second thought. However, the voice proceeded to return in no more than a month, leaving no doubt about its reality. It was a strong, croaky one, and it spoke with such warmth that Melody couldn't help liking its owner and believing in his inherent goodness. Sometimes, the voice addressed her, soothing her fears and offering advice; other times, it repeated fixed phrases that seemed to have been taken from the man's conversations in life. They often involved the name Jonathan, pronounced with the same intonation that Lottie received from their father, the one Melody interpreted as paternal love. And so, she told Jackie - for she trusted her brother like she did no one else - that she had some sort of connection with the long dead Archibald Midway.

Melody was seven when a voice failed to be brief and calming for the first time. One moment, she was playing with her siblings and cousins on a cozy family feast, as cheerful as ever; the next, she found herself on her knees, her temples throbbing with acute pain and her mouth opening to let out a scream. A woman spoke, and the very sound of her cold voice was enough to wilt all the flowers Helena and Miles planted around the Midway Estate, to say nothing about the pure hatred of the contents. Chilled to the bone, Melody barely registered Jackie's arms around her and the panicked exclamations of her mother. What she did register was the astonished, haunted look in Grandmother Aurelia's widened eyes; what she did know was that Louis avoided her for days afterwards, recoiling as though her curse could be transmitted by airborne droplets. It was indeed a curse, Melody figured that much from the words of her maternal family, and as much fascination as Lottie expressed in her supposedly impressive abilities, she no longer believed in their harmlessness.

Melody was nine, and a whole variety of voices began to beset her with renewed intensity. Though she had never been overly interested in her family tree before, their words made her seek out any known fact about her ancestors in an attempt to put names to their timbres. Sometimes, it seemed that the very walls of the Midway Estate were buzzing with them, as was the grandeur of the Hearst Hall. Admittedly, after her grandparents had demonstrably stopped paying her any mind, Melody disliked visiting their house and often came up with excuses not to join in, yet it remained a place of many curious discoveries. First, the voice that descended upon her belonged not to a person she never met, but to her great-grandmother, gone only for a year, and then, another one took up speaking in most ridiculous riddles that Melody couldn't decipher for the life of her. The only relatively clear detail was the constant mention of Zacharias, as well as the tone in which the stranger pronounced this name: anger, pain and, above all, warning. Of what? She didn't have the foggiest idea.

Now, Melody was eleven and distraught, more distraught than Lady Hephaestina could ever make her. Not only did Jackie get himself thrown out of Hogwarts, but he also proceeded to disappear without a trace, and as though it wasn't powerful enough a blow, she started hearing his voice like she did the voices of the deceased. The first time it happened, she curled up in her bed, muffling the worst fit of hysterics in four years with her pillow. Her very essence rejected the implication: no, she would sooner believe that her father was a spy of the dark forces instead of a true Auror than that the heart of her bright, smiling brother was no longer beating. At times, Jackie begged - breathlessly and hoarsely, as though he had no strength to continue yelling - to save him, to end his suffering, and it ignited Melody's hope, breaking through overwhelming anguish. Father's prohibition against any dealings with the Cursed Vaults would most certainly fall on deaf ears. Melody heard his conversation with mother, his unwillingness to try harder to find his own son, and her heart kept turning away from him all the further.

The time left before her departure for Hogwarts, previously the school of her dreams and now a prospect that had lost its flavour entirely, was meager, and Melody, in a very uncharacteristic manner for herself, wished to spend it exclusively in the narrow circle of confidants, if not alone. Still, her mother deemed it necessary to drag her to the Hearst Hall for the celebration of her Grandfather Nicolas's birthday, no matter how little she cared for the event, and the only positive side of the endeavour was the possibility to ask Grandmother Aurelia a couple of questions. Not that she believed that they would actually be answered after the dismissal that her first attempt had received.

Melody swallowed her resentment down strenuously upon noticing the required lady in a relatively secluded corner near the window. She clearly wished to have a moment of privacy before returning to the family, yet her granddaughter was firmly - and unapologetically - set to interrupt her plans.

"Grandmother," she spoke neutrally, stepping further from the booming voices in the living room. "Do you have a moment?"

Aurelia Hearst closed her eyes in what Melody perceived as irritation. "Go ahead, if you must."

Whatever hope to regain her attention that Melody might have harboured after the revelation of her curse - only among those present on the fateful gathering, not a single other soul beside Andre - was, of course, for naught. In fact, her grandmother seemed to avoid her even more diligently, as though she was nothing more than an unpleasant reminder of her own sorrow. Her mother liked the approach no more than Melody did, having excepted assistance and support for her eldest girl, and it made the choice of her middle name all the more ironic. The person it was supposed to honour wanted nothing to do with her and only graced her with a forsaken curse.

Still, said person was the only witch whom Melody could consult.

Her throat felt unbearably tight, but she forced the words out. "After what happened to Jackie," a vague definition, for they knew nothing of his fate, "I started to hear his voice."

"And?"

"What can it possibly mean? Can it be an indicator of his current state?"

Her grandmother raised her eyebrows. "Your brother's state remains unchanged. He was an idiot when he plotted his folly, and he continues being such, alive or not."

Inside Melody, ire flared up with sudden might. One must be made of particularly thick ice to be so deprived of basic care for their own relations. What had Jackie ever done to deserve such scorn? Grandmother had spared him little thought before he even entered Hogwarts, let alone got involved in dubious pursuits. "How can you be so indifferent? He's your grandson!"

"He shamed his family and broke his mother's heart. Whatever punishment he got should serve him well."

Melody clenched the fabric of her robe in her fist with so much vigour that the fact of its continued wholeness could be considered a miracle. With rising disgust, she realised that her grandmother's words distinctly reminded her of her father's. What a charming family indeed, to leave its member to his fate after a sole mistake!

She didn't want to resemble any of them. She wouldn't be a Gryffindor like a classic Midway ought to, and she certainly wasn't going to settle for Slytherin, no matter the praises her mother sang about the snake House. Jackie always spoke about Ravenclaw with utmost warmth, and Melody grew to love the idea of living under the roof of painted stars, wearing her favourite blue and bronze scarf. The time when she wished to make her family proud was gone; now, she would do the exact opposite.

"Will you answer me? Do the voices belong only to the dead?"

"They're more complicated than they may seem. Typically, the person is either gone or hung in between life and death," was the only reply she received.

Melody sighed. Her expectations hadn't been high, and rightly so, but the little addition fed her hope. Jackie wasn't obligatorily... Even in the privacy of her mind, she couldn't seriously consider a lethal outcome.

Still, she hated how condescending and cruel her grandmother had been, how she needed to endure her humiliating remarks to receive miserable crumbs of information. She couldn't help saying, in a cool tone: "Thank you for your generosity. After all, you're the only one who's entitled to know anything about this nonsense."

"What a poor little victim you are!" the lady exclaimed sharply. "Consider yourself lucky, girl, that your curse is relatively mild and doesn't torture you daily. You have no understanding of what true suffering is, and yet, you dare disrespect your elders! In case it escaped your notice, I work as an Unspeakable, and to thoughtlessly spread the results of my researches is not within my rights. Why would I wish to jeopardise my own career for your sake?"

"Why, indeed."

It was the moment Melody decided to never ask her a single question about the curse again, to never initiate a conversation or speak a word outside of basic politeness to her. If she desired to be a Ravenclaw, she must seek knowledge on her own, and it sounded way better than the prospect of being in Aurelia Hearst's company again did.

[coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe]

Major Updates to My Weird Idea (that includes my Nightside OCs)

Go check my previous post on this - HERE

This is mainly an update for @schizoauthoress , @the--blackdahlia , @spacelizardtrashboys , @enigmaticandunstable and @piratewithvigor and I personally think @nattinngrst might like this.

I went on a trip to the beach yesterday with my parents and my older brother (who I bored and annoyed with this idea and you'll see some of his influence in this here post)

Anything written in italics is meant to be taken as a joke as you read through this wall of text, sending good vibes as always, hope y'all are doing well.

The show is set in Canadian, Texas (real place: Wikipedia). I'm thinking of this show starting in the mid-to-late 90s (1996/1997).

I've managed to do several things with that weird sitcom idea, so, where to start, how about with the three potential titles:

1 - Neighbourhood Watch

2 - First Call

3 - First Round (Which my brother likes)

Here are some options for bar names, starting with the Cop bar:

1 - The Donut Hole

2 - The Roasted Hog (which my big bro suggested)

3 - The Sherriff's Outpost

And the Biker Bar:

1 - The Handlebar Inn

2 - The Steel Horse Saloon

3 - The Rebel Room

Next on the list of updates: Cast additions, character roles and (Finally after 2 days) Names for Everyone!!

I'll start with the Cop Bar's owner & staff:

Rosalina Asturias 'Rosa' (Played by Billie Martinez) an employee of the local cop bar. Didn't grow up in the town, moved here for work.

Violet Croft (Played by Eli Herne) an employee. Grew up in town, never left, has the hots for one of the guys in the local police.

Sunshine Crawford 'Sunny' (Played by Holly Di Antonio) an employee. Grew up in town, left for college and came back.

Roscoe Power 'Ross' (Played by Jimmy Hart) the loudmouth who owns the bar, grew up in town, used to be a car salesman.

Olesya Pavlovsky 'Olivia' (Played by Penelope Voronin) an employee who grew up in town and has immigrant parents, goes by 'Olivia' because she would rather you don't f*** up her actual name.

Winona Vance (Played by Sam Griffin Silver) an employee who moved here from New York, for unknown reasons, and doesn't really understand the small town, everyone knows everyone lifestyle.

Lavender Whittemore (Played by Victoria Lucifarian) an employee who grew up in England but moved to live in America, settled in Canadian, Texas due to her love of westerns.

Next: The Local Police Squad:

Sergeant Valentine Gautier 'Val' (Played by Bret Hart) recently promoted before the series begins but still on patrol duty, watches over his younger brother.

Corporal Buck Morris 'Buckshot' (Played by Davey Boy Smith) the gun loving corporal of the squad and the only one to have both 'work' and 'home' guns.

Captain Napoleon Cooper 'Crazy Cooper' / 'Captain Crazy' (Played by Jim Neidhart) the police captain, recently reassigned to Canadian, Texas as there were rumours abut him which interfered with his work in his previous location.

Officer Duke Gautier (Played by Owen Hart) the young, recently recruited brother of Sgt Gautier, often put on patrol alone to ensure less arguments, but always checked on by his brother.

Next: The Biker Bar's Staff:

Ozzy Rains (Played by Charles Wright) A biker and member of the staff who grew up just outside of town but loves his fellow staff members like family.

Brock Martel (Played by Henry Godwin) a biker and member of the staff who grew up on a local ranch and loves beer, football and the current Mayor's down-to-Earth style.

Vincent Gore 'Vinnie' (Played by Kane) the owner's son and a known fire loving 'freak' often protected by his surrogate family, the bar staff, Vinnie knows no better than 'ooh, cool looking fire' and must be restrained or have his hands swatted away to stop him burning himself trying to touch campfires.

Raven Knight (Played by Kirby Roussimoff) the only female staff member, but also the girl who does all the tough jobs when needed, has a side business of making and selling artwork, such as portraits to locals, has designed some of the bar staff's tattoos.

Harlow Gore (Played by Paul Bearer) the owner of the bar and a loving father to his son, took Murphy (Undertaker) under his wing when they first met and also treats him, and the rest of staff, like family.

Hunter King (Played by Phineas Godwin) Brock's cousin and a member of staff, taught Raven how to shoot a shotgun and his father owns a local tattoo parlour.

Sequoia Reed (Played by Rikishi) an employee and Frankie's (Yokozuna) cousin, also a surrogate cousin to Raven, having been best friends since childhood. Reed loves his job and his staff family and will defend both at any cost.

Lupe Zapatero (Played by Savio Vega) an employee at the bar and possibly the shortest member of staff, towered over by the tallest staff members but is not any less of a fighter because of his size, a former mechanic who loves nothing more than taking things apart and putting them back together while listening to metal / rock.

Murphy Graves (Played By The Undertaker) Manager of the biker bar and an excellent member of staff, has an outlaw rules vibe, as in he would say to the police "Your jurisdiction ends when you walk in my bar." Very protective of the staff, and the owner.

Frankie Wolf (Played by Yokozuna) the most relaxed and laid-back of the staff, Frankie would prefer to be in the kitchen making potential 'Culinary Masterpieces' as he would call them. Sequoia and Raven's (surrogate) cousin, views his staff mates as family.

Next: The Local Band (Named: Exoskeleton Samurai)/College Students

Quinn Thorn (Played by Jeff Hardy) the bassist to Ros' (Lita) vocals / lead Guitar and older brother Garth's (Matt) Drums, a face paint enthusiast and an English major in college who never seems to find time to study, but always has time to date somehow.

Roz Jerome (Played by Lita) the vocals and lead guitar for the band and an art major who actually studies, dating Garth (Matt) and met Quinn through him. Roz also studies Spanish and French.

Garth Thorn (Played by Matt Hardy) Quinn's older brother and the band's drummer, a major in psychology and a horror movie lover, Roz' boyfriend and almost totally devoted to her, even at the cost of his college work.

Next: The Local Townsfolk of Note:

Mayor Robert Sweet (Played by Jim Duggan) rarely seen, but apparently a good man with good ideas, helps out in volunteer projects and absolutely loves the town. Trying his hardest and people know this, and they love him. (did I meme correctly?)

Rusty Jarvis (Played by Mick Foley) the local hippie who has never left town, somehow managing to know both everything and nothing at the same town. (Very Dude Love with hints of Cactus Jack and Mankind) Does know how to fight when he needs to.

Redd Wayne (Played by 'Sycho' Sid Vicious/Justice) the local baseball/softball star, helps out at the local school/college teaching sports and likes Raven's artwork, he watches her draw when he can, runs the local little league & minor league baseball/softball games.

Earl Black (Played by Steve Austin) the most often seen regular at the biker bar, absolutely loves both the bar and the town, a hardworking guy who has befriended the entire staff (including Harlow and Vinnie) of the biker bar.

Lex Aston (Played by The Rock) a local struggling actor, teaching an acting class to pay the bills and an absolute ladies man, and for that reason he goes to the cop bar, to try and pick up one of the bartenders who works there, often favouring Rosa as she will jokingly flirt back.

Finally (for this section): The Degenerates and Their Benefactors:

Reign Yates (Played by Billy Gunn) Leon's (Road Dogg) best friend, often the getaway driver for the group and a scout for locations, often getting all the info on a place before telling Matty (H.H.H) and Dell (HBK). Often leaves town with Leon to get the heat off them. (and make out in secret)

Zelda Hooper (Played by Chyna) the only female degenerate but possibly the toughest, has a rap sheet as big as her arms, not to be trusted when around the other degenerates as she is usually the actual brains of the operation.

Matty Battle (Played by Hunter Hearst Helmsley) the co-leader of the degenerates, often protected by Zelda or Mark (Kevin Nash). does most of the talking but has the piss taken of him for his looks often by either other degenerates or locals who don't care for the degenerates.

Romeo Colombera (Played by Mike Rotundo/I.R.S) the right hand man of the mysterious benefactor, and often the lawyer for the degenerates as well as a taskmaster for them, telling them what the boss wants done and by what date.

Mark Rake (Played by Kevin Nash/Diesel) the tallest degenerate with a rap sheet as long as his leg, a former bouncer at a now closed nightclub, alongside best friend (and possibly boyfriend) Galo (Scott Hall) and now a bodyguard (when needed) for Matty and Dell (HBK, also boyfriends).

Leon Rose (Played by Road Dogg) best friend of Reign and a scout for the group alongside him. Has found every possible way to piss off other townsfolk and often in the most fights because of it, always on the police's radar for one thing or another and constantly leaving town because of it.

Galo Villalobos (Played by Scott Hall/Razor Ramon) the only (supposedly) Latino degenerate, raised in Canadian, Texas but his parents are from Cuba, Galo is a former nightclub bouncer (alongside Mark) Galo is known (for his ability to give minus fucks) as the most relaxed member of the group.

Dell Pain (Played by Shawn Michaels/HBK) the co-leader alongside Matty, a known flirt with people regardless of gender or sexuality, just to piss them off on some occasions. Dell grew up in town, knowing it like the back of his hand.

Giles Rennell (Played by Ted DiBiase) the mysterious benefactor of the group, bailing them out if needed, he stumbled across the group after seeing a police bulletin and decided to use them to cause enough chaos to guarantee a chance in the next mayoral election.

Zac Noel (Played by X-Pac) the shortest and youngest degenerate, Zac is often treated as the child of the group, being taught how to get away with crimes and trick the police into just letting him go by clerical error and tomfoolery.

Next on my list of updates: Season 1's episode list, episode titles, episode synopses, some spoilers, and the revolving door idea a bit further explained.

Series running order:

Biker bar episode

Cops on Patrol episode

Band/College Students episode

Cop bar episode (yes these are different)

Degenerates episode

(last episode of each season/series only) town meeting/town get-together (E.X: town hall meetings, the town getting together for a sports game or barbeque or restaurant opening)

1x01: Insert Coin to Start: The pilot episode of the series sees the local biker bar of Canadian, Texas installing two, brand new, arcade machines. After leaving for the night, the team finds the bar broken into and both machines missing with no evidence or possible suspects to the robbery. The team finds the machines relatively undamaged in an alleyway nearby. By the end of the episode there's still no suspects. B plot includes an argument between father and son, Harlow and Vincent which ends when Murphy gets involved.

1x02: Hot Pursuit: Newly instated chief of police Chief Cooper [Neidhart] makes changes to the patrol teams before tasking them with looking for any persons involved with (1x01)'s robbery and break-in, leading to a high speed chase later in the episode. B plot includes the squad coming to grips with the new, and much crazier, police chief.

1x03: Making Noise: Local band Exoskeleton Samurai [Team Extreme] are writing new music late at night while Roz [Lita] tries to study for a class the following day but, during a moment of quiet, they hear a break in a couple of doors down and attempt to see who it is. The group get a glimpse of Zac Noel [X-Pac] and Mark Rake [Nash] but not a full glimpse. Now aware of the local degenerates, the band try and forget about it and focus on their own lives until their apartment gets broken into when they're not there.

1x04: Donuts & Beer: The new cop bar opens on the other side of town, serving mainly (both savoury and sweet) bagels and donuts as well as beer (on tap and bottled), the fact it's slightly more risqué gets (both good and bad) attention on the place. Winona Vance [Sam] gets in a fight with Zac Noel [X-Pac] as she's locking up. Winona [Sam] being put in the hospital with a broken arm makes the rest of [Cop Bar]'s staff double down on getting justice for the near break-in.

1x05: Dirty Work: The first episode from the degenerates perspective. The degenerates are just causing general problems for the town without reason because it's fun' but it's quickly losing their interest as the heat on them rises. The end of the episode has Matty Battle [Triple H] receiving a call from 'Mister R' [DiBiase] offering him a deal.

1x06: Blue & Black: A brawl breaks out at [Biker Bar] following whispers that the people who broke in are in the building. The bikers who work at the bar threaten to hurt anyone who works for the rival bar if they try and mess with business while in the biker bar.

1x07: Captain Crazy: A rumour that the current captain was moved location and promoted to smooth over allegations that he may not be fully sane, Officer Duke Gautier [Owen] is determined to find the truth while Sergeant Valentine Gautier [Bret] and Corporal Buck Morris [Davey Boy] are determined to keep the peace and catch the local degenerates.

1x08: Broken Strings: following an argument with an ex girlfriend Quinn Thorn [Jeff] finds his guitar smashed and has to work odd jobs to buy another one (starting a potential series c plot). Garth Thorn [Matt] ends up in a fight with Galo Villalobos [Hall] which ends when Roz Jerome [Lita] smashes a table leg over the back of Galo's [Scott's] head, knocking him out and giving him over to the police.

1x09: Badges & Bottle Tops: Captain Cooper [Neidhart] stops by [cop bar] to talk with owner Roscoe Power [Jimmy Hart]. Meanwhile the Gautier boys [Owen & Bret] interrogate Galo Villalobos [Scott Hall] about what the degenerates are doing and why, getting no information about the mysterious benefactor over than he pays them a lot of money depending on what they do.

1x10: Paid off: The mysterious benefactor 'Mister R' [DiBiase] pays Galo's [Scott's] bail, getting him free for a while but side-lining him too. The benefactor remains hidden in shadow but Matty & Dell [Triple H & HBK] have a meeting with him to discuss money and the next job.

1x11: Written in Ink: the tattooed bikers on the staff encourage regular customer Earl Black [Austin] to get a skull tattoo on his back and even take him with them to the tattoo parlour they frequent, finding it to be burned to the ground with a 'freaks get lost' sign planted in the wreckage. Murphy Graves [Undertaker] dismisses the rumours that the arsonist is the fire fascinated Vincent Gore [Kane] and even gives him an alibi when the cops come looking for answers, putting blame on someone in town who knows about Vinnie's [Kane's] love of fire, which is nearly every person in town.

1x12: Sergeant Heartbreaker: Sergeant Gautier [Bret] is accused of flirting with the staff at [Cop bar] leading to a paid two day leave to get heat off of him while he's ordered to remain at home. Officer Gautier [Owen] and Corporal Morris [Davey Boy] are put on patrol together, leading to a high speed chase of Reign Yates, Leon Rose & Zelda Hooper [Gunn, Road Dogg & Chyna] after witnessing a mugging, assault and graffiti from the trio, the cops eventually lose them down a back road on private Giles Rennell's [DiBiase's] land they would need a warrant for.

1x13: Failing Grade: Quinn's [Jeff's] lack of sleep leads to him getting a fail on an test forcing him to do the semester again. Enraged by this Quinn [Jeff] considers leaving the school but is encouraged to continue following Garth [Matt] ending up in hospital following [1x12]'s assault and mugging on Garth & Roz [Matt & Lita].

1x14: Microphones & Megaphones: [cop bar]'s owner Roscoe Power [Jimmy Hart] installs a stage for local acts in the bar, leading to Violet Croft [Eli] performing later that episode (the closing of the episode into the credits) and the night before the first performance the bar is covered in graffiti, leading to a massive clean up effort from the staff and local volunteers (like Mick Foley & The Rock).

1x15: Trench Warfare: Romeo Colombera [IRS] the benefactor's [DiBiase's] right hand man and go-to lawyer gives the degenerates an list of jobs, run the police chief out of town by the end of the year, run the bikers out of town, and ensure that 'Mister R' [DiBiase] the benefactor wins the next mayoral election.

1x16: Fuelling Up: after closing up [biker bar] Raven Knight [Kirby] narrowly avoids being burned by her motorbike exploding in a ball of fire. Her boss, Harlow Gore [Bearer] tells her to take the week off, leading to her coming into the bar and sitting at the back of the bar, sketching the regular customers and having a long conversation with local sports star Redd Wayne [Sid].

1x17: Brothers in Arms: Together: the Gautier brothers [Bret & Owen] are put on patrol together leading to the arrest of Zelda, Matty & Dell [Chyna, Triple H & HBK] before the trio are bailed out, the brothers interrogate Dell Pain [HBK] (leading to a very 'basic instinct'-esque scene with Shawn in assless chaps and boxer briefs) who gives them no information on their behaviour and why they are doing the things they've done.

1x18: Night Time Fun: the band attends a college party, unknowingly with Zac Noel [X-Pac] also in attendance, leading to the trio being high and drunk and the Thorn brothers [Matt & Jeff] end up in a fight, almost being thrown out of college entirely for their actions the next morning.

1x19: Head or Hart: Violet Croft [Eli] and (officer) Duke Gautier [Owen] meet properly for the first time on a blind date, leading to them walking through the streets of Canadian, Texas at night. The date is quickly ended after Duke [Owen] spots Leon Rose [Road Dogg] spray painting [cop bar] and gives chase after handing Violet [Eli] his number.

1x20: Grunt Work: The degenerates have a group meeting about how to sabotage the town meeting, leading to Rennell [DiBiase] coming out of the shadows to lead the degenerates in a coordinated attack on the town hall. Leading to the degenerates waiting until the town meeting to begin the next day.

1x21: Town Meeting: Mayor Robert Sweet [Duggan] conducts a town meeting, leading to everyone airing their grievances with the degenerates recent spree of activity. At the end of the meeting, paint bombs hidden above the townsfolk go off all at once, covering everyone in bright, almost neon, green paint.

[helenadurazzo]

Thanks for the tag @catohphm

Here is Phineas, Helena, and Genna because I love all my MCs

Tags (No Pressure): @autisticarachnid @dat-silvers-girl @drinkyoursoupbitch @hphm-jeniferltheman @not-that-gilbert-blythe @carewyncromwell

Let’s have fun 🤩!!

Oh this is me, Lynn!!

Hello, my witches and wizards! I hope everyone’s doing okay. It’s almost Thanksgiving for those who celebrate it in America.

Anyway, I just wanted to pop in and see if anyone feels like making themselves or your MCs; (if you’re not comfortable making yourself) on Picrew for fun! If you’d like to give it a try, here’s the link. Have fun with it!

To tag: @espressoristretto-patronum @myokk and @karajluce no pressure on this if you want to join you guys don’t have to if you don’t want too.

[selena-snape]

Sexta Generación:

¤ Lilith Moira Riddle y Julian Cameron Gray

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[chargedshot]

SummerSlam (1997) Slam-Along

This week Ben and Thomas are back and we discover that life has a way of foreshadowing events that have yet to occur. We discuss the infamous Owen Hart/Stone Cold injury and how it created a very different reality from the one that the WWF had planned.

Match Card

Mankind vs Hunter Hearst Helmsley (with Chyna) Steel Cage match 16:13

Brian Pillman vs Goldust (with Marlena) Singles match 7:17

The Legion of Doom (Animal and Hawk) vs The Godwinns (Henry O. Godwinn and Phineas I. Godwinn) Tag team match 9:15

The British Bulldog (c) vs Ken Shamrock WWF European Championship Match 7:29

Los Boricuas (Jesús Castillo, José Estrada Jr., Miguel Pérez Jr. and Savio Vega) vs The Disciples of Apocalypse (8-Ball, Chainz, Crush and Skull) Eight-man tag team match 9:08

Owen Hart (c) vs Stone Cold Steve Austin WWF Intercontinental Championship 16:16

The Undertaker (c) vs Bret Hart WWF World Heavyweight Championship with Shawn Michaels as special guest referee 28:10

[ariadoesntwrite]

Good Morning Westchester

So here’s the first oneshot I ever wrote that I’ was actually proud of.

prompt used: my best friend dragged me to a party some of the senior football players are throwing and it’s really boring and the only interesting thing is the boy playing beer pong on the patio

Words: 1631

Sometimes I wonder why I'm here, as in life and death and existence and all that. Maybe there's meaning somewhere out there, or maybe there's not. Maybe the people out there doing yoga at mountainside resorts seeking enlightenment are just fooling themselves and others, wasting their time and money chasing something unattainable.

Sometimes I wonder why I'm here, as in THIS FLIPPING PARTY FULL OF HUMANS. HUMANS, I TELL YE.

"Hi, I'm Bill Hearst, and this is my colleague, Tyler Josef."

I pasted a well-practiced smile on my face and tuned the oh-so familiar voice out.

Presenting, the reason why. That's my best friend, we've known each other since diapers. Comes from money, but is actually pretty down-to-earth. Though the line starts to blur between eccentric and just plain nuts.

A goth chick looked me up and down. My pastel dress and matching earrings... and nails... and shoes... and purse... probably don't exactly scream 'Tyler'.

"Uh. Nice to meet you both."

I did my best to smile, but I really don't want to be here. I'd rather be reading. Maybe I can hide in the bathroom?

I banished the thought. Who knows what kind of germs are in there.

By the time I fully returned to the real world, the goth girl had left.

I poked Bill on the arm and frowned.

"Why do you always do this?"

"Because it's fun." Bill grinned at me. "I'm still waiting for the first person to question if that's your real name. Besides, gender blender names are all the rage with white suburban soccer moms now. Blake, Spencer, Ryan, Jackson, Connor, Alexander..."

I crossed my arms and waited for him to finish, but he kept going. "Why do you KNOW this?"

Bill shrugged. "Because I google random stuff instead of studying. Noah, Mason, Kyle, Levi, Maxwell, Evan, Oliver, Sebastian..."

I put my hand up to stop him. "Okay, well, Sebastian is a horrible name to give your child, no matter what gender they are."

Bill swung around me and leaned against the wall.

"First of all, Michael, that's offensive to Sebastians everywhere. Secondly, who doesn't want to share a name with a crab?" He cocked his head to the side. "Or was it a lobster?"

Some drunk girl came out of nowhere, running into the wall right next to me.

"Ariiiiana Graaande? Isss that yooouu?" She slurred, reaching out at me a little too enthusiastically for my liking.

I could hear Bill snickering on my other side.

I took a step back, eyes wide. "Very much no."

"Oh." She looked disappointed, then wandered off in a haze.

I shook my head and looked around at the few people milling about.

"This place is so dead. Aren't teen parties supposed to be all, all night rages and burning down houses?"

Bill adjusted his vest and gave me a funny look.

"Don't believe everything you hear. Maybe we should get you somewhere less flammable."

I sighed and leaned against the wall, rolling my shoulders back.

"Is it too much to ask—"

Bill shook his head slightly, cutting me off.

"I am an extrovert, Phineas Taylor, and this may be hard for you to understand, but if I don't get human interaction, I can and will die." He stared at me with complete seriousness.

I furrowed my brows. "...Uh huh."

Bill sighed and tugged at the cuff of his sleeve. "They have a patio? But you have to promise you won't throw yourself into the pool or something crazy like that."

I leaned forward and shook his hand with a little too much enthusiasm. "Deal. Besides, you're more likely to do that than I am."

We weaved around two people arguing about something that had to do with the budget of the student government. I don't understand how people get so invested in this stuff, but okay.

I closed my eyes and leaned out over the balcony as we stepped into the fresh air. "Ah, peace and qu—"

"THIS IS NOT LIKE WII POOL AT ALL!" A high-pitched, but still decidedly male voice yelled.

I raised my head and stared out over the balcony like I was looking into a camera on The Office.

Bill laughed at my disgruntled expression. "You're the only who was complaining about it being boring a few minutes ago!"

"Well, I didn't mean... this!" I whisper-shouted and gestured over to a table surrounded by loud teenage boys. Are there any other kind?

Bill elbowed me. "That would be beer pong, my young sheltered friend."

I rolled my eyes.

"Never mind, that's it. Sorry, but I'm jumping in the—" I was about to head down the stairs of the balcony when something caught my eye. Blonde curly hair, greenish eyes (as far as I can tell from here), and a dazzling smile.

Oh no, he's hot.

I was probably staring for ten minutes straight.

"If you're really bored, we can head out." Bill's voice startled me and jolted me out of my thoughts.

"I, uh, wuh?" I stuttered, pulling my eyes away and trying to appear unfazed. "I mean, nah, I can stay."

Bill saw right through that.

"Finally found something that piqued your interest, eh? Or someone?"

He followed my gaze over to where Blondie was receiving instructions from a slightly confused redhead. "Aha." He pushed off the balcony and started walking over to them.

I eyed him suspiciously. "Where are you going, Liam?"

"WOO! AND THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE, SON!" Blondie pumped his fists into his air and danced around in a small circle, whacking his hip against the table in the process. "Ow!"

Bill waved me off. "Don't you trust me?"

Red rolled his eyes. "I'm a year older than—"

Blondie grabbed his shoulders, grinning from ear to ear. "Shut up and eat in the moment."

I blinked a few times. "...no? Not really? Willy-Billy, you get back here or I'm going to call you even more embarrassing nicknames for the rest of your life—" I looked to my left and my right, then inched closer.

Red reached up and slowly pushed Blondie's hands off his arms. "It's 'drink in the moment', Race."

Blondie shrugged, seemingly undeterred. "I've heard it both ways."

Red pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. "No you haven't."

Bill finally reached the table, grabbing Blondie and Red's attention. I'm too far away to hear what's being said over the general noise. What the heck does he think he's—

Blondie looked over at me and we made eye contact. I felt my face flush as he grinned at me.

Wait just a clock tick, is he moving towards me?

Wait, no, what do I do? What do I say? 'Hi, I want your babies'? Absolutely not. Not that. It's probably too late to run and pretend like I didn't see him, but I'm just standing here frozen. At least I know I won't pass out because you have to have a drop in your blood pressure to faint, and mine has definitely risen. That's not helpful, me! I don't need your useless paramedical facts!

Blondie shoved his hands in his pockets as he approached me.

"So, Halo, right?" Even his voice is drop dead gorgeous, if that makes any sense.

"Guh?" I blinked dumbly.

The only good thing about me currently being rooted to the spot is, I don't think I'm going to fall over at least?

"Your friend said that was your name, Halo, like the angel..." He gestured above his head with a small smile.

...Bill, I am going to murder you.

I scoffed in disbelief and shook my head.

"Yeah, not exactly. He never calls me by my real name, though. I should be glad it wasn't anything embarrassing like 'Princess'." I unconsciously picked at the skin at the edges of my fingernails.

Blondie smiled and leaned forward.

"Eh, I get that. I don't go by my real name, either. Everyone calls me Race. Pleasure to meet you."

You know what? He looks like a male version of Rapunzel. Be still, my heart.

I reminded myself to keep breathing. I tried to lean against the balcony and, I dunno, look cool I guess, but I missed and almost fell over.

I felt my heart leap into my throat as I frantically regained my balance.

"Bwuh— I mean, you too. I mean, me too. I mean, the pleasure is all mine and... Is that short for Eraser?"

Race glanced down and snorted, smirking. "That's a new one. No, it's Racetrack. Racetrack Higgins." He took my hand, lips brushing against my knuckles.

Wow. I'm an idiot. Also, I can feel my whole face going red. Error 404 gateway timeout—

"Oh. Sorry." I clenched and unclenched my free hand in an effort to release tension any way I could.

"You can call me anything you want, doll. Oh, speaking of which," He pressed a slip of paper into my palm and winked. "Call me sometime, hm?"

Have you ever seen someone so beautiful you just started crying? I know it sounds weird, but this one time—

I bit my lip and shifted my weight from one side to the other. "Yeah, um, I will."

"Cool." Blondie– I mean Race– did finger guns at me. "See you around." He headed back in Red's direction.

I smiled, awestruck, then turned and walked away in a bit of a daze. What just happened?

I walked right into Bill.

"Yo, Eminem. What can I say except you're welcome?" He did ridiculous jazz hands, which made me laugh despite everything else.

"Shut up, Billiam. But thanks, I guess." I glanced down at my hand, still smiling. Maybe this whole 'socializing with other human beings' thing wasn't completely awful and pointless after all.

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You all will get two Hearst ships with this picrew for the price of one

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Ominis has scratches on his arm because he spends sooo much time with cats. And the 🍀s are around them because... well... i do wish them luck *screams and cries*

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Henry O. Gowdinn [1995]

Fans of the WWF in the mid-90s will remember the happy-go-lucky team known as The Godwinns. One half of the duo was Henry O. Godwinn, who had a notable feud with Hunter Hearst Helmsley that included a Hog Pen Match. Godwinn was released from the company quietly in late 1998 when his neck was seriously injured while taking the Doomsday Device by The Legion Of Doom, while his partner Dennis Knight (formerly Phineas I. Godwinn) was reborn as Mideon at the 1999 Royal Rumble.

Godwinn wouldn't step foot in a ring again for 8 years, returning to action at an OVW TV taping in March of 2006. Godwinn began a training regimen to get himself back in shape so that he could return to the WWE, and recieved a few tryout dark matches prior to WWE TV tapings (one of which, against Bull Buchanan in September of 2006, is said to be one of the worst ever). Godwinn was signed to a developmental deal and reformed The Godwinns with Ray Gordy in Deep South Wrestling (Gordy would go on to become Jesse of Jesse & Festus). The pairing didn’t last long, however, as Godwinn would be released from the company in May of 2007. It’s been said that the deal was made by Godwinn’s old foe Triple H, who went to bat for Godwinn due to his son passing away and him needing a job. Godwinn has had a few sporadic wrestling appearances as recently as 2012, but largely isn’t involved in wrestling anymore.

One of the cool things about his coming back was that in 2006, I got the chance to meet him before an OVW event. At my very first live wrestling show in the 90s, Henry Godwinn was the first wrestler that I saw step through the curtain, so it was kind of a cool encounter. I remember him being very friendly and talking to me about local restaurants that he should check out.

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Artifact Series P

Paavo Nurmi’s Stopwatch

Pablo Escobar's Speedboat

Pablo Fanque's Riding Boots

Pablo Picasso's Chisel

Pablo Picasso's Paint Brush

Pacal the Great's Sarcophagus

Pachycrocuta Jawbone *

Paddy Barrie’s Stove and Brushes

Paddy Roy Bate's Nautical Compass

Padlock Charm

Padlock from Alcatraz

Painless Parker’s Tooth Necklace

Paintbrush from a Radium Watch Factory

Paintings from Island Farm

Pair of Fertility Statues

Pamela L. Traver's Umbrella

Pancho Villa's Boots *

Pandora's Box *

Pan Twardowski's Mirror

Pappus of Alexandria’s Hexagon

Paracelsus' Medicine Bag

Paragon 3-D Glasses

Paris' Bow

Parmenides of Elea's Tunic

Paschal Beverly Randolph's Crystal Ball

Past-Seeing Alarm Clock

Patient 16 (Athens Asylum)'s Toy Car

Patsy Ann Campbell's Tanning Bed

Patty Hearst's M1 Carbine

Patrick Bohan’s Locker

Patrick Henry's Letter Opener

Patrick Sherrill's Letter Bag

Patrick Skene Catling's Divider

Patrick Suskind's Bottle of Perfume

Paul Bunyan Fiberglass Statue

Paul Bunyan's Axe *

Paul Broca's Surgical Scissors

Paul Charles Dozsa's Chopsticks

Paul Dukas’ Broom

Paul Ekman's Nesting Dolls

Paul-Émile Botta's Alabaster Bas-Reliefs

Paul McNulty's Piano Tuning Hammer

Paul Morphy's Chess Piece

Paul Reubens' Rouge

Paul Revere's Lantern *

Paul Rusesabagina's Telephone

Paul Tibbet's Binoculars *

Paul Vasquez's Camera

Paul W. Fairman's Office Chair

Paving Stone from Tiananmen Square

Pax's Cornucopia

P-body Android Test Subject

'Peace for Our Time' from "Heil Honey I'm Home!"

Pearl Harbor Tool Box

Pearl Hart's Stolen Stagecoach

Pearl of Wisdom *

The Pearl of the World

Pedro Álvares Cabral's Naval Map

Pedro Menéndez de Avilés’ Patache

Pellegrino Ernetti's Chronovisor

Penetrating Cake Tester

Penguin's Hat and Umbrella *

Penthesilea's Spear

Pepsi Bottle and Cap

Perceval Camper Carbon Fiber Knife

Percival's Grail Sword

Percy Bysshe Shelley's Note to his Wife

Percy Fawcett's Machete

Percy Spencer's Microwave Oven

Perdita's Fardel

Père Fouettard's Whip

Perk-a-Cola Machines

Perpetually Burning Torch

Perry Como's Gold Record *

Persephone's Pomegranate Seeds

Persian Amulet

Persian Spear

Perun's Axe

Pete Conrad's Space Boots

Peter Carl Faberge's Caliper

Peter III of Russia's Toy Soldiers

Peter Abelard's Letter Stamp

Peter Francisco’s Cannon

Peter Henlein's Nuremberg Egg *

Peter Kollwitz’s Boots

Peter Kropotkin's Bread Knife

Peter Kurten's Skeleton Key

Peter Laurie's Eyeglasses

Peter Lawford's Shot Glass

Peter Minuit’s Wampum

Peter Pan's Tunic

Peter Piper's Jar of Pickled Peppers

Peter Shellem's Paper Weight

Peter Stumpp's Wolf Skin

Peter Stuyvesant’s Pegleg

Peter Sutcliffe's Vehicle Registration Plate

Peter the Great's Cape

Peter the Hermit’s Pilgrim Badge

Peter Tripp’s Glass Booth

Peter Wright's Earpiece

Peterson's Armored Personnel Carrier

Phan Đình Phùng's Mandarin Square

Phar Lap’s Blinders

Pharaoh Pen-abw's Twin Caskets

Phineas Gage's Tamping Iron

Phidias' Hammer and Chisel

Phil Connor's Radio Alarm Clock

Philibert Aspairt's Chartreuse-Glass Googles *

Philip Astley's Circus Tent

Philip Griebel's Original Garden Gnome

Philipe Pinel's Quill Pen

Philip K. Dick's I Ching

Philip K. Dick's Journal

Philip Reid’s Block and Tackle

Philip Van Doren Stern's Upholstery Brush *

Philosopher's Stone *

Philo Farnsworth's Alpha-Wave Form Sender *

Phoebe Snetsinger's Binoculars

Phoenician Idol

Phone Booth from the Mojave Desert

The Phoenix *

Phoenix Wright's Magatama

Pickens County Courthouse Window

Pickled Dragon

Piece of Halley's Comet *

Piece of the Antikythera Mechanism

Pieces of Yolanda Saldivar's Gun

Pied Piper's Flute *

Pier Gerlofs Donia's Compass

Pier Giorgio Perotto's Programma 101

Pierre-Auguste Renoir's Easel *

Pierre-Auguste Renoir's Two Girls Playing the Piano *

Pierre Batcheff's Bicycle

Pierre Charles L'Enfant's Compass

Pierre Desloges' Dining Table

Pierre Fauchard’s Needle Nose Pliers

Pierre-Joseph Desault’s Culottes

Pierre le Grand's Galleons

Pierre Benjamin Montuex's Conductor Baton

Pierre-Simon Laplace's Telescope (canon)

Pike Carousel Horse

Pike River Mine Hardhat

Pilot Episode of 'America's Funniest Home Videos'

Piltdown Man Skull

Pimp Cane

Pink Floyd's Remaster of 'Another Brick in the Wall'

The Pink Panther

Pinkamena's Cupcake Tin

Pinto Colvig's Clown Shoes and Nose

Pipe from the Children’s Crusades

Pipe Organ from Diana's Funeral

Piri Reis Map

Pistol from the USS Maine

Pitch from Tutankhamun’s Tomb

The Pius Device *

Placido Domingo's Strawbery Handkerchief

Plaek Phibunsongkhram’s Niello Scarf Clip

Plane Sabotaging Oil Can

Plaque from the Kunta Kinte Memorial

Plastic Mannequin Arm

Platinum Rings from Poland’s Wedding to the Sea

Plato's Tablets *

Plinko Board & Chips

Pliny the Elder’s Sea Chart

Pliny the Elder's Scroll *

Pluto's Toga

Pocketknife from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum Art Theft

Podgórski Sisters' Cottage

Poe Toaster's Roses and Cognac

Poké Ball

Poker Alice's Playing Cards

Police Car from the MOVE Bombing

Police Sketch Artist Sketchpad

Pol Pot's Copy of "The Communist Manifesto"

Pol Pot's Punji Sticks

'Polybius' Arcade Cabinet

Polybius' Scytale

Polycrates’ Ring

Polonus Vorstius' Wine

Pompeii Bread

Pompeii Amphora *

Pompeii Pithos

Pompey the Great's Shield

Pony Express Mail Bag

Pontiac Firebird Trans Am 1976

Pont-Saint-Esprit Bread Knife

Pop-Down Book

Pope Clement VI’s Papal Bulls

Pope Clement VII’s Zucchetto

Pope John Paul II's Assassination Bullet

Pope John Paul II's Papal Tiara

Pope Leo XIII's Rosary

Pope Urban II's Stole Vestment

Poppa Neutrino's Oar

Portal Gun

Portobello Pin-Cushion

Portrait of Katherine FitzGerald, Countess of Desmond

Portraits Used in The Original Production of Ruddigore

Porygon Statue

Poseidon's Conch

Post-It Notes from the Lennon Wall

Potatoes from the Great Irish Famine

Prada Mannequins

Predatory 1950's Refrigerator

Prehistoric Plant Pollen *

Preston Brooks' Cane

Preserved Apple Pie

Preserved Hardtack from the Civil War

Preserved Head of Medusa

Preserved Shark Fin

Prester John's Silver Grail

Preston Brooks' Cane

Primo Levi's Scarf *

Primordial Tar from Pitch Lake, Trinidad *

Prince Hussain's Flying Carpet *

Princes in the Tower's Red Rose Petal

Prince's Keyboard

Printing Press Handle from Ettela'at Newspaper Printing Press

Primo di Castello’s Siege Engine

Priscilla Dunstan's Playskool Tape Recorder

Private John Williams' Diver Helmet *

Prize Generating Cracker Jack Box

Procrustean Bed *

Professor Layton's Hat

Prokop Diviš' Cross

Prop Bomb from the Batman Series

Protective Safe Deposit Box

Prototype NERF Maverick

The Proverbial Apple

Prudence Laverlong's China Dolls *

Pryderi's Golden Bowl

PS3 Wireless Controller

Psychic Penny

Psy's Tuxedo Jacket

P.T. Barnum's Spinning Top *

P.T. Barnum's Top Hat & Walking Stick

P. T. Selbit's Box and Saw

P. T. Selbit's Cheese Wheel

Ptolemy's Refracting Mirror Lens

Ptolemy XII Auletes' Ankh Charm

Puckle Gun

Pulley Block form the Mary Celeste *

Pupa the Haunted Doll

Puyi’s Headdress

Pwyll's Bag

Pykrete Destroyer

Pyotr Kapitsa’s Turbine

Pyotr Potemkin’s and Frederick the Third's Beds

Pyotr Tchaikovsky's Music Box

Pyrrhus of Epirus' Helmet

Pytheas’ Tin Ingots

Pythia's Tripod

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