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honklore · 4 years ago

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hello! i just found ur blog and omfg i’m in love with your writing style! may i pls have some soulmate au hc’s for a reader who’s an artist? (i’m indecisive so you can choose who the hcs are with!) so like (insert cc u write for here) has got paint stains on his hands and like assorted sketches and stuff on his skin all the time from his soulmate. ty so much!! :]

masterpiece | quackity

(gn reader, quackity is the loml, reader is so talented but v messy, chat teases q to no end, quackity is the biggest softie in the world but refuses to acknowledge it, plantain slander)

listen to: rainbow connection (cover) by sleeping at last

sweet quackity :((

it starts when he’s eighteen, and it happens like almost immediately

he got these splotches of purple on his hands and his mom was like ?? are u getting into fights ?? are you okay???

and q rlly doesn’t mind aside from the weird questions when the colors are a little too close to red or purple

but!! nowadays mostly you just sketch w a pen

it’s during your classes usually,,, ur an art history major and you need something to occupy your hands (which is actually why you started drawing in the first place)

so during the day quackity will acquire lil sketches of famous paintings,,, or sometimes originals,,, but they’re always washed off before the day is done

sometimes random art facts/theories/studies but he has no idea why someone would write him about van gogh’s use of color

*cue u aggressively scrubbing your skin in the shower bc you always forget how permanent the ink is*

quackity is sort of... hesitant when it comes to writing on his skin. esp with streaming, he’s scared that fans will react badly ,, that negative thought keeps him at bay most days

but sometimes he writes lil notes on his legs,,, where chat won’t see anything ,,,, and they’re always either rlly sweet or rlly weird

(hope ur having a good day)

(hey bestie :P )

(soulmate my beloved)

(will u be the howie mandel to my dr. phil)

that last one made you genuinely worried for your future

badly drawn picture of a duck holding a briefcase (this is me)

which confuses you but as he draws more, you begin to associate him with ducks, and sometimes the duck wears a tie, and sometimes a beanie, and one time he had a giant blue axe which kind of concerned you

but you digress

when you get stressed u finger paint

and it’s just a way to create chaos and feel the cold paint on your skin like idk it’s relaxing yknow :)

quackity is streaming

and he doesn’t realize what’s happening. he’s reacting to attaway general,, and he’s kind of invested

it’s only when he pauses it to make a point that he notices

and he tries to hide it but chat notices right away

panicked!quackity

it’s not that he doesn’t trust chat he just knows things can get negative quickly and he wants his space to be free of that

but someone donates “artist q?”

and quackity lets the joke run

he stands up and pulls the mic super close to his mouth

“i’m in my artist arc chat! nihachu watch out >.>”

“CHAT WE’RE POPPIN OFF I AM A PAINTER NOW I PAINT”

it’s literally so silly bc q knows that chat knows but they’re letting him do his bit

and later that night he checks twitter and artist q is trending, but quackity’s soulmate is also trending

it’s all mostly supportive, and there’s already some rlly endearing fan art of quackity with paint all over his hands

quackity private tweet: ❤️❤️❤️

and he gets a lil confidence boost after that

answers questions abt u on his alt

tells the story of his mom thinking he was getting into fights

“guys paula is still my number one and my soulmate will just have to understand that”

“we already agreed we would both reject each other for taylor swift chat it’s fine”

answers donos and doodles on his hand

which he can do now bc chat knows!!!!

(you’re so talented your honor)

(have you ever seen attaway general?)

(charli d’amelio is in it)

(charli d’amelio is in it shit dixie sorry)

and you’re like !!! it’s on my hand !!!! it’s not hidden at all !!!

this image is so endearing to me like you’ve got paint stains all over your hands and quackity’s scrawl is filling in the empty spaces like he didn’t want to interrupt your work

duck with a beret, a mustache, and a paintbrush (this is me now)

ik he is going to share the most mundane things in a way of showing his love

(i listened to this song the other day)

(i bought a literal plantain today those things are big as shit)

(update: not good :/)

(i’m writing lore)

(i have an exam tomorrow)

just :(( sweet quackity wants u to know every little detail abt his life bc he wants u to know him

and you reply when u can

(added to my playlist!)

(i like plantain chips but i’ve never had the fruit alone)

(rip buddy :/)

(lore? like fnaf?)

quackity finds out you know extensive fnaf lore and the two of you stay up arguing about which is worse: the bite of ‘87 or the bite of ‘83

both of your legs look like newspapers that night and it takes a lot of scrubbing to get all of those off

one day you’re painting smth and quackity randomly gives you his discord

(add me and we can watch game theory together and see who is right)

the two of you end up watching it and getting in call with each other

when you hear his voice it’s like everything falls into place

he fills in all the empty spaces,,, answers all the questions you didn’t realize you had,,,, and he’s so wonderful that you find yourself missing him dearly whenever he’s not on call with you

you join him in calls on his streams sometimes like for jackbox or when he’s cooking

“CHAT MY SOULMATE IS A CHICA KINNIE”

you stop joining him on calls on his stream /s

but chat loves you and always takes ur side over q’s

you get tons of followers on your art account and you even get to sell some of your paintings!!

ur new favorite colors to use are blue and yellow i don’t make the rules

but everyone starts to catch on and they find it really sweet

you catch up on quackity lore solely for him and declare yourself a c!quackity apologist

you’ve definitely retweeted the meme that’s like “if villain bad why hot”

when u guys meet quackity kisses your forehead :((((

when you

a drawing of two ducks holding hands (this is us)

thank you for the kind words and for requesting !!!

#quackity au #quackity fluff #quackity x reader #dsmp fluff #dsmp au #dsmp x reader #mcyt au #mcyt fluff #mcyt x reader

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dreamsmp-au-ideas · 4 years ago

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Am I thinking about a possible fnaf dsmp au? Yes. Have I ever been in the fnaf fandom? No. Am I thinking about the idea anyways? Yeah.

Me who was into the FNAF for a few months: Uh oh.

Oh boy that’s a rabbit hole that I’m scared of going down. Mainly because now we’re going to have to kill off characters. We’re going to need to kill off at least one character in the SMP so that we can keep the plot.

Purple Guy (a.k.a, William Afton) is going to be Dream. The green bastard is going to stab some children.

Henry is...we’re going to have it as Wilbur. ANd that means that Fundy is Charlie! Yay! We now have Fundy dead at the start of the series and that’s angsty!

Tommy, Ranboo, Purpled, Tubbo, are going to be some of the kids who died. More angst!

Phil is going to be phone guy. So he’s also dead at the start of the series! This hurts!

As for the security guards, I’m not sure but I like to think that it’s different people over the course of the series.

Punz can be the Mike Schmidt (guard in the first game). He was just in there because he was broke and shit and then almost died because he worked there.

Not sure who would be the second game guard but I’m tempted to make it George. He was just working there because Dream asked him to and now his frontal lobe is gone.

Sapnap can be the third game guard. He and Dream had a falling out after George’s accident and when he found out what Dream did and figured out that Dream was in that stupid animatronic suit, he went and burned the stupid attraction he was in down. Too bad Dream was hard to kill there.

Ranboo is the crying child. Why? Because of angst.

Techno is going to be the guard of the fifth game and if you know the true fifth game ending then uh...yeah he going to get scooped. Sorry.

Techno and Sapnap are going to be the sixth game’s guards and Sapnap in the end is the only one who walked away alive there. He just stared at the fire when he got out.

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eevee-eclair · 4 years ago

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Dream SMP FNaF AU because why not

This only kinda follows FNaF’s plot. In the day, they’re regular ghosts but at night they possess the robots

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TWs: Death and murder (also mentioned food near the end)

Tommy - animatronic: Was the last to die out the three of them (Techno, him, and Wilbur). The robot he was tethered to ended up having a broken voice box that was just a tad bit louder than everyone else’s. Sometimes as night he wanders to Wilbur’s Song Sanctuary or Techno’s King Kingdom just to remind himself that his brothers are still there with him and he’s not alone.

Techno - animatronic: Died first trying to protect Wilbur and Tommy. The robot he was stuck in was probably one of the few working ones, but definitely the most scary. If a guard reminds him of the one that killed them, he won’t play their usual game and scare them away immediately. Sometimes he’ll kill them and toss the body next door.

Wilbur - animatronic: Died second trying to save Tommy. Unfortunately, he was trapped in the worst robot. Because his voice box was so broken, all he could do was stutter words. His Song Sanctuary has been abandoned for years now.

Philza - owner of the building: Phil only worked there at the time and once, brought all his sons to work. That was the day they all died. He quit his job the next day, but when he heard the rumors of the building being haunted, he scrapped up enough money to buy the place in an effort to see his kids again. He was relived to find them as ghosts and possessing the robots, so he kept the place and opened it up to try and make some extra money.

Ranboo - animatronic: He died a while after the main three. His robot was only half built, so Phil hastily added extra spare parts to make him whole, but now he’s two colors and his voice box has a weird reverb that makes him sound otherworldly.

Fundy - animatronic: Died not too long after Phil bought the building. His animatronic has a voice box shipped from another country, so he sounds a little weird and the others tease him for being trapped in a fox. Phil offered to fix it, but Fundy declined. He’s called Wilbur’s ‘son’ because Wilbur was the one to find him curled in a corner crying the day he died.

Tubbo - Night Guard: Tubbo needed extra money so he was hired by an old night guard to look after the place.

Dream - Old Night Guard (basically Purple/Phone Guy): Was Phil’s co-worker before the deaths and helped him through the loss. Unknown to anyone (even the ghosts, since they don’t remember who did it), he was the murder who killed the three sons and then the others two later. No one knows what he did.

Fun bits of info:

- Tommy’s the only one to remember what the killer looked like, but they were wearing a mask, so he can never be sure.

- The ghosts like to play a game that when they get a new night guard, they try and see who can make them cry and beg for mercy first.

- They always do this unless Techno deems them dangerous and runs them off himself.

- Because he’s mostly spare parts, Ranboo isn’t water proof like the others and is damaged greatly by it.

- Wilbur loves to sing, but can’t because of his broken voice, so he only sings during the day.

- Phil had an extra room built so he could lock himself in it and talk to his dead sons without being disturbed.

- In the day, the ghosts try and make it as hard as possible for Dream to do his job. They don’t know why, but it feels right, so they do it.

- Techno’s voice is rough because little kids press his ‘talk’ button too much. Phil is looking into replacement voices for them all, but is having a hard time finding the right ones.

- Tommy never leaves Tubbo’s side when he works the day shift.

- Phil leaves spare pizza slices out for Tubbo when he works the night shift.

- Out of all the ghosts, Ranboo has the worst memory and doesn’t remember anything from his life.

(I’ll probably add more characters and hc’s later! Feel free to send asks if you want)

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irisrecs · 5 years ago

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✨more canon era (is that what it’s even called?) dnp✨

especially for the beautiful @terrifiedpretzel!

36 questions by nokomisfics— 5k— Teen and Up

Summary: Dan’s looking at him with that glint in his eye, that it’s-four-AM-I-am-the-opposite-of-sober-right-now look that Phil hasn’t seen in a while, and Dan hasn’t even suggested anything yet but he already knows he’s screwed. [or, the one in which Dan and Phil try out Dr. Avon’s experiment]

Read it and Weep by hopepunkgospel— 7k— Explicit

Summary: Dan's feelings toward Phil are nothing but platonic, or so he thinks before stumbling upon some actually decent phanfiction and falling face-first into the abyss.

Better off as lovers, not the other way around— acollectionofdaydreams— 7k— NR

Summary: Dan and Phil have a system of pretending to be in a relationship to get them out of awkward situations, but Dan takes it too far the day he signs Phil up as his plus one for his five year school reunion. Dan didn't even want to go, but his ex-girlfriend is going to be there so it's too late to back out now. ~aka the fake relationship au that no one asked for~

Sticky notes— auroraphilealis— 3k— Teen and Up

Summary: When Phil realizes Dan spends so much time in the bathroom telling himself off, he decides to take matters into his own hand’s and starts leaving Sticky Notes to cheer his best friend up. TW: Self-Hate

Times Like These— Cyane(orphan_account)— 2k— NA

Summary: Dan and Phil are both scared shitless after playing FNAF and Dan fell out of his chair (again).

Featuring flirting, cuddling, and "totally" platonic best-friend kissing.

The Way I See You— INeverHadMyInternetPhase— 11k— General Audiences

Summary: Dan’s shocked when he realises that Phil’s self-conscious about the way he looks. Apparently Phil doesn’t know that he isn’t allowed to be sad when Dan’s around. So Dan takes it upon himself to fix the situation - by complimenting something about Phil’s appearance every day. Trouble is, Dan isn’t very good at hiding his teensy tiny crush on Phil.

I couldn’t be bothered to write my notes on each of them, but just know that each and every one of them is sooo incredibly beautiful!!

—Iris

#dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester #fanfiction #fanfic recs #iris recs #canon era dnp #fluff #smut #angst #phanfic

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surveys-at-your-service · 6 years ago

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Survey #205

forget picking song lyrics, i’m going the hell to bed now.

Do you live by yourself? I live with my mom. Do you like cleaning? Does anyone???? Who is your favorite character from Harry Potter? I've never watched the series; not even a single movie, actually. So I don't have an opinion. Do you watch PewDiePie? Extremely rarely. He's funny, but I'm not interested in his channel's content anymore. Do you like "Despacito?" My sister showed it to me once when she learned I'd never heard it, and I found zero appeal in it whatsoever. Do you play Pokemon Go? It's a brilliant idea, and I really do wish I could play it, but here where I live, there are like ZERO PokeStops (where you get Pokeballs), even in cities, so it's pretty much impossible. Did you ever color your hair pink? No. Do you like Dr. Phil? I don't watch the show and don't know him as a person. Do you prefer to be inside or outside? Inside. Do you eat meat? Sadly. I'm HOPEFULLY quitting when I get to the weight I want; I wasn't getting the nutrients I needed when I was vegetarian to where my body was desperately clinging to what it had or something like that (basically, my weight wouldn't budge in a couple of months), but even still, I don't know if I could do it without depriving myself again. I'm just such a picky eater. Do you need to do the dishes? Yeah. Not desperately, but. Are you scared of clowns? No. Do you have any subscribers on YouTube? *checks* A very impressive 66. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes. Do you salt your popcorn? Yes. Do you like McDonald's? Don't even lie to me, you'll eat there. I don't mind it at all. Do you have a Steam account? Yes. Do you like gaming? Not as much as I used to, but yes. Have you ever played Five Nights at Freddy’s? No. I don't consider jumpscares to be genuinely "scary," but rather a natural reaction to surprise, but FNAF's are intense, and I know they'd have me jumping like crazy. That aside, the games aren't of my personal appeal to actually play (though it's a fun game to watch). Do you like horror movies? Yes. Do you like chicken nuggets? I love me my chicken nuggies hunty. Have you ever tried Akinator? Yes. Can you twerk? I don't know and don't care to. Do you like dabbing? It looks stupid to me. The meme of it makes me laugh, though. What was the last country you visited? I've never left the country. Do you know your phone number? No, actually. It is incredibly difficult for me to memorize sequences, and besides, it's not like I give out my number almost ever. Do you swear in front of children? No. What’s your opinion on Brexit? Shit, I don't even remember what it's about. So obviously I can't have an opinion. It doesn't affect me, anyway. If you want children, what are some of your reasons for wanting them? N/A When you cook a dish that has beans in it, do you prefer to use canned or dry beans? I don't cook, and you'll never see me willingly eat a bean. What were some fun experiments you did in science class as a kid? The two that sharply stand out to me are dissecting an owl pellet in elementary and a frog in middle school. Both were SO cool. What was the last strong emotion you felt? Excitement. After finishing a bowl of cereal, do you drink the leftover milk? Only ever if it's Cinnamon Toast Crunch that I ate. And even then, only sometimes. Do you use dry shampoo between washes? No. What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done? Overdosing. What’s the most severe allergic reaction you’ve ever had to something? Nothing severe, besides pollen allergies flaring up. What’s your favorite sub-genre of rock? Hard. Who was the last person to get frustrated with you, and why? Mom, but she was more than frustrated. We were having a serious fight about her attitude towards Dad and his wife. What’s something that makes absolutely zero sense to you? Anti-vax shitlords. What’s your phone background? Lock screen is Darkiplier, home screen is Sara kissing my forehead. :'> Have you ever lived with someone you didn’t get along with? No. Do you have a fitness tracker? No. What types of animals have you had as pets? A billion cats, dogs, snakes, lizards, rats, gerbils, guinea pigs, rabbits, fish, box turtles, hermit crabs... and probably more. How well do you understand economics? Have you ever taken an econ class? Not well at ALL. I had one my senior year. What was the last fruit you ate? I had two bites out of a watermelon 'cuz I was really hungry, but we didn't really have anything as a snack. (I fast daily, so I have to watch when my meals are.) I'm not a big watermelon fan, but I hadn't tried these cubes before, and at least it was something. Can you remember your first day of school? I believe I can very faintly... very faintly. I think I had a complete breakdown because of my insane separation anxiety regarding my mom, or it was the complete opposite... alskdfjaweiajr it's like I can kinda see it in the back of my head, but it's super blurry. What’s your favorite movie? The Lion King. It was my favorite as a kid and became so again as an adult just truly acknowledging how damn good and meaningful it is. Plus the soundtrack was a banger. Would you rather jump out of an airplane or go scuba diving? Scuba diving. Do you get bored looking at other peoples’ holiday pictures? Eh. If it's a whole lot, yes, but as a photographer, I enjoy noting which ones I like and why I favor them. Do you give money to charity? Not currently, no. I have no money to give. When I do have a paying job, I plan on definitely donating any time Mark does a charity stream. Are you more into music or movies? Music, easily. When was the last time you went to a swimming pool? WOW. It's been years. Either when I still lived in the apartment or once at Colleen's in-laws', I can't remember which was last. Would you rather have a pet snake or a pet turtle? I have a snake, and I'll take another for sure. Have you ever seen a band live? Who was the last you saw? Just Alice Cooper. Ma and I are seeing Ozzy next year (if the poor man ain't dead), tho!!!! And he's gonna be with Judas Priest and Megadeth. We are NOT going to survive. Do people who use massive amounts of emoticons annoy you? Yes. Emojis, more specifically. If you're writing a sentence and you use an emoji after each and every goddamn word, it drives me up a wall. What was the last clothing item you bought? Underwear, I believe? Or a bra? What does your washing powder smell like? Idk. Normal? Do you have a dishwasher or do you do dishes by hand? By hand, which I cannot explain how much I loathe. It feels disgusting. Are there any cobwebs in your room? I don't believe so, no. Have you ever used a pick-up line and had it work? Ew, I'd never use one to begin with. Have you ever entered a modelling competition? Would you? No to both. The current modelling industry is so, so harmful. Did you keep any drawings/stories from when you were younger? Like around two years ago, I remember going on a mass destruction episode of those super old things, as they embarrassed me horribly, even though I know it had no real reason. Just everything I create embarrasses me. My mom has old school stuff, though. Who did you last have an argument with? Mom today. When was the last time you cooked for yourself? If you include putting things in the microwave with few steps... not that long ago. Maybe two days back. Do you have a safe? Mom does. When was the last time you saw a relative? Mooonths ago when Grammy and her husband were driving through. My brother and his son are visiting real soon, though!! Do you shout out the answers at quiz shows? Yes, lol. Have you ever been in a TV audience? I've been to like three-four hockey games, so yeah. Have you ever entered the lottery? Won anything? No. Well, Mom or Dad would rarely get those scratch-off tickets at random, but the most we've ever got was just like five bucks or so. Do you prefer crosswords or word searches? Word searches. Have you ever drawn on a wall in your house? No. Do you like making collages? No. Have you ever kept a scrapbook? Yeah. What’s your favorite video-game? Silent Hill 2 and Shadow of the Colossus. Sigh, I want a PS4 SO bad to get the SotC remaster. I actually teared up when I saw the opening cutscene for the first time, and I just marveled through the EEEEEEENNNNtire playthrough I watched. It's unbelievable. Do you remember any inside jokes from childhood? Not off the top of my head. I'm tired, don't make me think. Have you ever made up a word? Well, as a writer, I've made up names and places. A word itself, I don't think so. Do you get nervous speaking to people you don’t know on the phone? VERY!!!!!!!! Are you scared of anything irrational? You mean like, half my fears? Do you have a passport? What’s the picture like? No. Have you ever had a full fringe? (bangs) As a kid I did. Is there anything you would never admit to liking? Don't think so. What’s the weirdest craze you can remember? Fidget spinners. Do you use bug spray or fly swatters? Fly swatters. Then we also have this hanging cylindrical sticky... thing that flies and gnats are apparently attracted to with the smell, I guess. Works like magic, though I agree it's pretty cruel. Just stuck there until you die. Are you a clumsy person? Boy, am I. Do you have tiled floors in your house? In three rooms. Do you listen to any movie soundtracks regularly? No. Do you bruise easily? Way too easily. Like normally something simple won't leave behind an obvious one, but even a normal poke in the arm hurts a lot and leaves the spot sore for a good while. I was tested for anemia, but apparently, I don't have it. What would you love to learn to do? Play the electric guitar. Do you prefer monkeys or lemurs? Ehhh... lemurs as far as cute goes, monkeys overall. Do you watch movies based on the actors or the movie plot? The plot. Do you have any phone charms on your mobile? No. What is your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? That's a big 'ole honkin' nope. Last time you puked from drinking? Never. Have you ever gotten drunk and danced on a bar? No. What is your favorite simple ice-cream flavor? Vanilla. Though sometimes I prefer chocolate. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? Only for dinner. I forgot the science behind it, but one of my meds for bipolarity only works to its full effect after ingesting at least 350 calories; I only get about a 20% effectiveness of the medicine when eating less. I know it sounds weird, but my psychiatrist is a goddamn genius, and I trust every word that comes out of his mouth. When was the last time you slept on the floor? Two years ago when I was living with Colleen and I didn't have a blow-up mattress yet. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? When???????????????? do I?????????????? not???????????????????????????????????? Do you wear flip-flops? That's pretty much all I wear just about year-round... I remember in 7th grade, one of my teachers asked me about it a lot and I just told her I didn't mind the cold, which was true. Pretty sure she thought I was lying and was too poor to buy new clothes or something, as she gifted me socks one day, which I thought was incredibly sweet. I miss my 7th grade teachers. Best school year. Who was the last person to kiss you on the cheek? Pretty sure my niece Aubree when saying bye. What is your favorite sauce to eat with spaghetti? Normal Prego sauce, I think. Have you ever seen a magic show? A little one as a kid. When was the last time you vomited and why? Months and months ago when I was testing a medication. Quit that shit real fast, as it made me sick so many times. Where do you usually sit when you eat dinner? Uhhh I eat in my bed usually, lmao. We almost never sit at the table. I normally do if Mom's there, though. How often do you get headaches? Ugh, often. Why did you call the last person you called? I was calling back about my job application that I was supposed to hear about yesterday. How many windows are in the room you’re in? Two. Do you have Facebook friends that you’ve never actually met? Yes. When was the last time you had your photo taken professionally? Not since senior pictures, pretty sure. I hated how it came out. I have a lazy eye when I smile, gah. How long does it take you to get to school or work? Currently N/A. Let’s say you had a baby with the last person you kissed? We're both female, so. And neither of us want kids anyway. When was the last time you completely broke down? A couple weeks ago in a totally random and severe panic attack. Do you have someone you can spill your heart out to? Yeah. Is there a person that you would do absolutely anything and everything for? No. I'm not gonna, say, murder someone just because they want me to. What’s something you really want right now? To go and get my tattoo cleaned up by a more professional artist alsdkjfalwei. I got the approximate cost, I just have to wait until I can afford it. This tattoo is so so so important to me and it needs to be perfect. What is your relationship status? Taken. What was the longest time you’ve wasted on a certain person? Not even two weeks lmao. I said yes to dating mostly out of fear of hurting his feelings, and he QUICKLY proved he was NOT for me. Are you listening to music right now? Yeah, my iTunes is on shuffle. Anyone you would like to get things straight with? I wouldn't want to be friends I don't think, but I REALLY want to see Jason one final time to tell him how sorry I am. I recently acknowledged just how fucked up I treated him after the breakup; he wasn't the only one who made mistakes. I sure as hell did. He deserves to hear it badly. I do believe our last talk was a good ending, but I feel me finally admitting that I fucked up would be the perfect one. What was the best thing that happened to you today? Seeing Dad for his birthday. When was the last time you did something for the first time? I talk-talked to some WoW friends a couple days ago, though very very briefly. I couldn't figure Discord push-to-talk out and I ended up panicking lmao. What color are the last new pair of pants that you bought? Black. Is your room clean? I should dust and vacuum, but the latter doesn't currently work. List all the countries you’ve visited. I've never left America. At what age would you allow your kids to dye their hair? Shit, whenever they wanted tbh. So long they sounded serious about it and it wasn't just a brief episode of "oh this would be cool." Which fast food place do you eat at the most? Hm. Wendy's or Sonic. When was the last time you weren’t lonely? Jesus fucking Christ, who knows. What kind of movies do you like? Horror, fantasy, Disney/kids' films, comedies, rom coms, and emotionally moving ones. Bats are not spooky or are they? They're adorable, omg. Do you think blue is a gay color? Fuck off. What's your opinion on gays? Fuck off harder. Do you like the song "Womanizer"? Don't even talk to me if you don't. Where is your favorite place to get fries? You can't live your fullest life without having Bojangle's fries at least once. Do you know anyone who was raised by their grandparents? Idk. Have you ever made your own pie from scratch? No. Who was the last person you had an in-depth conversation with? Sara. What was the last fast food item you ate? A hot dog. What is your favorite gaming console? You know PS2 was the best, you know it. What was the last major city you visited? Raleigh, if that even counts. Do you always have a stock of alcohol in your house? No. Have you ever had a pumpkin latte and if so, did you like it? I hate everything pumpkin-flavored. Is there an antique store in your town or city? I think so... Have you ever been to a baby shower? My sister's. Maybe others', but idr. Do you know anyone who has been to rehab? Pretty sure yes. How many romantic relationships have you been in so far? Genuinely "romantic" ones, two. Would you consider yourself to be a picky eater? I am 99% sure I am the pickiest human being to ever live. Have you ever lived in a house with a pool in the yard? Not a built-in one. What color is your toothbrush? Blue. Do you have gluten intolerance or know anyone who does? I know a few people. Have you ever slept in a car overnight? No. Have you ever fainted? Yes. Do you avoid conflict as much as possible? YUP. Do you like ice cream cake? I'm not a big fan. Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex? Yes. Where is your second home!? The place I'm second-most comfortable is probably Sara's. What song always makes you sad? I avoid listening to "The Mortician's Daughter" by Black Veil Brides unless I just really, really want to hear it. I always tear up due to memories. Have you ever played a game that required removing your clothes? No. Where is your favorite place to be kissed? Breasts and neck. Were you mean as a little kid? No. Who was the last person you hung out with? Dad. What is your mother’s name? Donna. What is your favorite song at the moment? I've been in true love with a heavy metal cover of "Invincible" from the WoW soundtrack for like a full month. What day will you never forget? The breakup night. Suicide attempt. My niece and nephew being born. Meeting Sara. Getting Teddy. First time hanging out at Jason's. 16th birthday. Alice Cooper concert. Putting Dale and Cali down. There's a lot. What was the last thing you took a picture of? Some crazy shit on FB to show Sara. Something you're looking forward to? Getting a goddamn job. What is God teaching you right now? Lul. What does Notre Dame Cathedral mean to you, and how has its fire affected you? I was devastated to hear about it; it was the one event that actually got me paying attention to the news. It is a monument of incredible art and history, and for Catholics, a house of their god. I am so thankful the damage wasn't too tremendous. What’s the last dumb decision you made that you beat yourself up over? I dunno. Surprisingly. What’s your favorite version of the Bible to read? N/A If applicable, do you underline verses in your Bible? N/A When was the last time you went to church? Not since Colleen had her extreme Christian phase two years ago. What’s the last song you listened to on repeat? "Radio" by Rammstein. That new album's gonna be bangin'. Does your town’s hospital have a good reputation? NOPE. It sure does not. I have no issue with the psychiatric care unit there, though. Every time I went to the ER for suicidal thoughts or the attempt, they were sweethearts to me. But as far as physical health, they do NOT have a good rep. I know someone's grandfather that nearly fucking died thanks to them, and I can't recall what it was exactly, but Mom had some complaints during her kidney cancer treatment. What is your hometown known for? Crime. Are you longing for and missing a toxic person? I honestly miss Colleen sometimes, but I can't go back to her. I can't. I'm done giving her more chances than she deserves. It was nice to actually have someone to hang out with, but she is just overall not a pleasant person. What’s your greatest longing? Financial stability, probably. Have you ever read a Bible verse and thought, “this isn’t true”? BOY HOWDY- What are you behind on? Being an adult. I am 23 and a SOOOOOORRYYYYYY excuse for one. Is there someone who’s stolen from you and never got caught? Yes. Someone stole our basketball hoop from my childhood home. Have you been lonely for most of your life? Most of my life, no. What color is your sleeping bag? I don’t have one. When was the last time you used a sleeping bag, and what for? When I lived with Colleen and slept on the floor for a bit. Do you live near the woods? Yeah, there's woods across the road. What do you want to be for Halloween this year? List 1-3 ideas. I wanna be the dumb blonde witch from Hocus Pocus, lmao. A pastel vampire would be pretty cool. And Rhett from the "Sleep Tight" video has instilled in me the great desire to be a steampunk toothfairy at least once. List five things people have been jealous of you for. Idk. List five things you have felt jealous of other people for. More than anyone, a friend of many friends' photography success when I can genuinely and modestly say I really think I'm better than her. That is easily the worst envy situation I've dealt with (and still do), as this is the one that is actually almost spiteful, wrong as that is. Then I have another friend who is a FANTASTIC photographer as well and is now a professional one in the fashion industry, I believe. Then there was a girl I went to school with called Cailin whose drawing skills were naturally INCREDIBLE since elementary school, and I remember back then, me and her would always get the most attention for our work, but she did moreso, but I wanted to be the "best" artist. Once I hit high school I just had great respect for her talent. Next, one of my former best friends Hannia was a natural GENIUS that got perfect scores on LITERALLY almost anything; she had the highest GPA in the entire school, while I was right behind her. And uhhhh five... I have been and still am jealous of my sisters for being proper, successful adults. What is your favorite shade of brown? Like a caramel tone, I guess? What color is your toilet seat? White. Would you rather live in an apartment or a house? Definitely a house. What’s one thing you had growing up that you miss now? Energy. Do you prefer kale, lettuce, or spinach? Lettuce. Do you listen to instrumental bands such as Hammock, Trentemoller, etc.? No. Have you ever gotten a manicure or pedicure? Just because my sisters went and Mom wanted me to hang out with them. I may have with my old friend, too. Have you ever self-harmed? Yeah. Never the answer. Do you have any eating disorders? No. I'm afraid of developing one once I (hopefully) get to the weight I want, though. Have you ever met a celebrity? No. Do you like Monster Energy or do you prefer other energy drinks? I hate energy drinks. They taste like poison. Do you plan on getting married? Yeah. Do you want kids? That's a big fat nope. What’s your sexual orientation? I don’t judge. Bisexual. At what time of day do you normally feel the best? The morning. Name one reason why someone should not commit suicide. YOU. CAN. GET. BETTER. Seek professional help if you feel suicidal, and after what I understand is a serious struggle, you truly can go into the light at the end of the tunnel. You've got, to our understanding, one shot at this. Don't end it when there is a possibility for a beautiful future. If you’re unhappy, what would it take to make you fulfilled? Have a job and be in school. Name someone you know who is a cancer survivor. My mom. Are you friends with any cancer survivors? I don't think so. Do you wish the sunrise and sunset lasted longer? Hm. Sunset, maybe. Idk. Name a country whose history you know nothing about. Lmao most. What is your favorite store at the mall? Hot Topic. Do you have a bed or do you sleep on a mattress on the floor? I have a bed. When was the last time you went for a run? Shit, not since high school gym. Do you keep Christmas lights up year-round? No. What did you win a scholarship for? Nowhere. What type of bug do you see the most often in your home? Flies. Do you put off things until the last minute? I tend to. Is your mom the same size as you? No, I'm smaller. Do you know any Christians who aren’t judgmental? No shit. Do you still think of that Gwen Stefani song when you spell bananas? Ha ha yup. Do you like the way your hair naturally is, or do you change it? It's fine. But I want it dyed badly. Do you know anyone who died accidentally by doing something stupid? Yes. How many different languages have you taken in school? Latin and German. How tall is your father? (Estimate?) Idk. Over six feet. Would you meet Miley Cyrus if you had the chance? No. What is your favorite slow song? Oh yeesh. Idk. Maybe "See You On The Other Side" by Ozzy. Do you believe in karma? No. Do you constantly check your cell phone? No. Only Sara or Mom ever text me, and I pick it up just if the green light is blinking (means I have a message). If there were aliens on earth, would you be afraid? Well yeah. If you could spend 1 hour 20 years in the future, would you? Yes. I want to see where I am, so long as I can change my behavior to improve that future if needed. Otherwise, I don't wanna know. Are your pets asleep? Teddy probably is, Bentley might be, idk where Roman is, but he likely is, I can't see Mitsu from where I am currently, Venus may be (no eyelids, so you never know) as she's in her rock, and Kaiju is awake. Have you ever wished you were an only child? Never. Have you ever hurt someone on purpose? Yes. Have you ever gotten hurt while sledding? No. Do you enjoy going through old pictures? It depends on the subject of them and my mental state. Kid pictures I'm always up for, high school ones are okay, though they can make me really upset with how healthy and skinny I was, and I deleted all photos I had on Facebook of Jason and me last year so I couldn't even risk looking at them ever again, as there's a good chance some would trigger my PTSD. Of all your exes, who do you think you had the deepest feelings for? Jason, obviously. Do you tend to have a lot of drama in your life? I have the most uneventful, bland life. No. When’s the last time someone was disappointed in you? Idk. What song are you listening to right now? Is this one of your favorite songs? "Alone I Break" by Korn. No, but I love it. What is something you have to explain a lot? My sweating issue. Gross to talk about, but I sweat seriously excessively, like you would not believe. It can be 70 degrees and I'll be sweating in seconds. People worry about it, and in VR, I've had to explain it so many times due to it affecting suitable jobs (I think we can all agree being drenched in sweat at work looks extremely bad). Hopefully I won't have to anymore when my doctor decides what to do about it. It's most likely a thyroid issue, which I have no clue about how to subdue symptoms of. There's really a shitload I have to explain lately between doctors and VR... Which compliment do you receive the most? From those that know me/see me, that I'm losing weight. From people in general, "I love your hair" or something like that. Who were you last on the phone with? My sister. What is one thing you have always wondered? Uh. Idk. I'm sure there's a lot, just nothing's coming to me atm... What do your friends think about the music you listen to? Your family? My friends and I like similar stuff, as do my parents, especially Mom. My sisters are the total opposite of me and don't enjoy metal and the like at all. Has anyone ever told you to grow up? Essentially. Do you believe people when they say they don’t judge people? Hell no. How many true friends do you have? Excluding family and my girlfriend as they're more than that, like... one or two, it feels like most of the time. Can you honestly say you’re happy right now? No. What is something you are exceptionally bad at? Doing math in my head or spelling up there. AND READING LIPS. Do you have a house phone? No. Who do you love more than anyone right now? Don't make me choose between Mom and Sara. How much money do you have saved up? I literally have $11. Do you like bright/neon colors? Yes, but I prefer pastel. What is your favorite wild animal? Meerkats. Do you ever eat breakfast? I almost always do. Do you remember who your first grade teacher was? Yes. Have you ever won any trophies? What for? Yeah, for A honor roll all through elementary school (save for 5th grade; I got one B and was so upset, lmao), then in all kid sports I played, everyone got lil ones, some from dance I believe, and I think there's one or two others I'm not thinking of...

#survey #quiz #questions #random

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almostsane-things · 7 years ago

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Alrighty, so I was tagged forever ago by @a-for-alternative, @angletic, and @senti-renai for

{11} Questions

1. Answer the questions given to you by the tagger

2. Write 11 questions of your own.

3. Tag 11 people

So since this’ll be long, I’ll put my answers under a cut~

From a-for-alternative

1&2. Do you think you’re a ‘good’ person? Do you think the people around you are 'good’ people?

Yes and Yes. The people around me make mistakes and I certainly have my flaws, but I think in general, we’re all trying our best to be good people and constantly striving to be better.

3&4. Imagine the person you’re most reliant on or most love. Now imagine they are an imposter - they killed and took the identity of person you believed them to be years ago. Do you confront them? Would you want to find the body?

I- okay um, so the person I imagined is my mom, and.. I would confront them and see why they did what they did and how long they’ve been pretending, because if I’ve known them all my life then, all the memories I’ve associated with that identity are still true, if that makes sense. I wouldn’t want to see the body, and if they continue as they had been before, then I guess I’d continue as well.

5&6. If you lost all of your possessions, what would be the first thing you would replace? What thing would you miss most?

I’d immediately replace my phone because I need that to get anywhere as I’m completely dependent on rides from other people. I’d most miss any artwork or wips that I never posted because those took a lot of effort.

7&8. What is one thing you would never wish on your worse enemy? Have you ever experienced it?

Depression and yeps :finger_gun:

9&10. Choose 1 superpower. Why did you choose that?

Teleportation bc I’m lazy and scared of driving.

11. What is one piece of advice you could give that you’ve learned about life?

Do what you want and do it confidently. If you have a tall stride and block out the noise, it won’t matter what other people are thinking and you’ll inspire confidence in others to do what they were scared to do too.

From angletic

1. What’s the funniest/dumbest thing you’ve ever done?

I fell backwards onto the floor in my desk chair in my room and just decided to sleep there.

2. What’s your opinions on “cringey” fandoms? (ie. FNaF, undertale, cuphead, MLP, hetalia, etc.)

I haven’t interacted with them tbh, but I think there’s two types of things people mean when they call something cringey. a) Something childish and underdeveloped, something you’d look back on like I can’t believe I was so embarassing, i.e. rainbow mary sue wolf ocs, welcome to my twisted mind, etc or b) meanspirited exclusionist or generally hateful/ignorant comments that physically pain you to read. A) is a sort of cringe that shouldn’t even be cringe just embrace your middle school woes, but B) is harmful and turns people away from otherwise good content.

3. Do you consider yourself to be an optimist or a pessimist?

Optimist~ Pessimism just makes me sad

4. What youtubers/instagram comedians/other social media people are you subscribed to and actively watch?

Thomas Sanders, Dan and Phil, some music ppl like TraciJHines and Lindsey Stirling

5. What are some red flags you watch out for when making friends?

Just the way they treat/talk about other people

6. What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever lost/broken/stolen?

I once took my stepmom’s Dooney&Bourke bag (some fancy name brand) to the movies and left it in the seats when I ran to the bathroom. It had my money and phone in it too. I assumed that they would watch it and got in trouble for it later.

7. If anything, what would you change super mario’s catchphrase to?

‘Pizza go’ no reason really

8. Got any secret/hidden talents you want to share? if so, can you tell what they are?

Secret hidden talents? Um.. I’ve been told I’m good at reading aloud, like I was pulled out of class in first grade to read to visitors considering the school.

9. What jokes/phrases have you seen online that you now incorporate into your daily speech?

I got some writing tics from Mystic Messenger like ^^ and ;; and I say ‘mood’ and ‘me’ a lot in real life.

10. If you could change one (1) thing in the world with the click of a button and have no consequences, what would it be? (you can do anything. want your fav fictional character to exist? there they are. being your fav. solve world hunger? bang. there it is. goth gf? there she is, crying in a bathroom stall)

Give everyone in the world a healthy dose of empathy and communication skills. I think we’d solve a lot more problems that way.

11. What’s a movie/picture/quote etc. that never fails to make you laugh? Post the link!

From senti-renai

1. What’s one of your favourite Death Note headcanons (if any)?

L took the alias Ryuzaki from B who took it from A who also named their cat that. Thanks to aseraphfell. 2. Is there anything that confused you in childhood that you only understood as you got older?

I feel like I still am a child, I’ll figure it out later. 3 & 4. What’s your favourite colour…. and why? (I’m curious)

I don’t have one because have you seen colors, they’re good stuff. When people ask I usually just gravitate towards whatever color fits my mood in the moment. The only color I don’t like is a washed out puke green yellow. 5. Do you see yourself as approachable or are you reserved?

Hm, I think I’m approachable online because I get to talk about my interests and be nerds with you all, but offline I’m just awkward unless I’m specifically making an effort to be friendly *cough* retail *cough* 6 & 7. Are there any dreams you’ve had that have stuck with you/are difficult to forget? If so, what about?

My dreams are so fun! Like when I had to free princesses from crystals cerca Kingdom Hearts style, or pretend play as an unassuming manipulative villain with my friends, or escape from an actual villain who had me kidnapped, or rescue my friends from monsters and avoid murderous snowmen with acid snowballs. I’ll often postpone waking up to finish my dream. 8. What’s your favourite video game?

Go to answer is Kingdom Hearts, though I do tend to play Sims more. 9. Dark, milk, or white chocolate?

Mmm let’s go with dark, though I will gladly take any chocolate. 10. What’s the longest time you’ve been in any fandom for?

Hm, does Disney count because I’ve grown up with that my whole life 11. Favourite fanfic?

Noel. The best. If you haven’t read it, it’s a fandom must. Here you go.

But also this. I don’t even really ship BxL but I enjoyed the case and the exploration of B’s relationship with L and with A and the writing itself. I just remember being blown away by this when I read it, and immediately got a new level of respect for @voldy-in-my-turban.

And while we’re at it, here’s a good BxNaomi one shot I just read recently by @jettiebettie. This fandom has some great writers.

Questions

1. What’s a fic/art idea you wish you could just will into existence without having to write it yourself?

2. Favorite mythological creature?

3. If you could see something that others couldn’t, what would you want to see? (Lifespans, a new color, people’s sexuality, the elemental spirits of the world, dead people, etc)

4. What do you do to calm down?

5. Which character do you wish got more love from the fandom?

6. How do you determine what’s real?

7. You’re a detective on a case and you’ve accidentally gotten really attached to the murderer. What do?

8. What do you need right now?

9. How would you describe your ideal aesthetic?

10. What’s a weird/obscure thing that you enjoy?

11. Are you a protagonist?

And I tag @writer-with-caffeine, @eyecicles, @devilsies, @lawlietislaw, @the-real-death-note-victim, @catfishmaster, @o-zma, @synapsi-s, @american-apple-pie, @welcome-to-my-space, @drowning-in-dn-hell

#tagged tag #this was a fun one #sorry for responding so late #y'all had some good questions

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phandom-mama · 7 years ago

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It’s Kind of a Long Story, chapter 2 | A Phanfic

When Phil returns to college after taking a term off to unsuccessfully battle terminal pancreatic cancer, he only has one thing in mind; get through as much school as he can before his life ends. The previously goofy, friendly student has returned quiet, reserved, and hell-bent on academia. When he’s is assigned a mid-term roommate who is also returning after a hiatus, friendship is the last thing on his mind. Friendship, however, is the one thing his roommate, Dan needs, and Phil might need it more than he thinks.

Chapter 1

“I’m going to do some filming later,” Dan says rather sheepishly hours later. He’s been so quiet, I nearly forgot anyone was in the room with me. Paper three is being edited and then it’s off to one of three in-person classes I have. All the classes I could manage to find online, I picked. The less moving, the better. At the sound of my roommates voice, I jump a little. “Sorry for that,” he apologizes. “I tend to exist quietly and then scare the shit out of anyone near me.”

“It’s okay. I’m going to class in a little while, so I’ll be out of your hair. You can text me when you’re done so I don’t barge in?” I pick up a stack of index cards and jot my number down before balling it up and throwing it across the gap between our beds. Dan catches it deftly and opens it up, transferring the number into his phone.

“Will do. What class do you have?”

“Equipment and programs. Use the equipment, practice the programs. It isn’t offered online so I have to go to class.”

“You’re lucky you can take online classes. I wish I could.”

“What’s keeping you?”

Dan stares at me blankly before shaking his head a bit,

“I don't know. I guess I didn’t think about it?”

“I like going to class. I get tired easy though so it’s easier to do work here. What’s your video about?”

“I do Let’s Play’s?”

“Of what games?”

“I’m working my way through Five Nights at Freddy’s right now. It’s scary as shit but I like it still. Have you ever played?” Dan asks curiously.

Again, it’s like I forget what I’m supposed to be doing. The way Dan asks questions begs them to be answered. I can’t just ignore the man.

“I don’t like scary things? I’m more of a Katamari Damacy guy.”

“Maybe we can play together some time?”

Back to reality. I don’t have time for video games. A glance at the clock tells me I should leave now if I mean to make it across campus at my speed. I rise without answering Phil’s question.

“Have a good filming session,” I throw behind my back, slowly leaving the room.

“You okay?” I hear from behind me. I turn. Dan looks concerned.

“Yeah, I’m fine.”

Dan’s the first person in my life in months, other than my parents, that I’ve allowed myself to carry a conversation with and I’m not sure why. The concept of minimizing the casualties, so to speak, has been my top priority. Limit the number of people I let in so that when I leave, I don’t negatively impact any unnecessary lives.

His eagerness to talk screams ‘I need friends’ and I wish we had been roommates before everything went to shit. I used to be a great friend. My first roommate and I went to all the nighttime campus activities and would eat at least one meal together every day. I haven’t heard from him since I left and honestly, I have no urge to seek him out and tell him what’s going on.

I inconspicuously adjust the rather itchy black wig on top of my head while traveling down in the elevator. With luck, my hair will be back to it’s long, floppy state by the time I die, which gives me an odd sense of comfort. Right now I look like an odd fuzzy bowling ball. Not attractive, though I’m not sure why I’m so concerned about appearing cute to anyone. Cancer’s hard on everyone, not just the person who has it. My last boyfriend was up and gone before I could explain the prognosis. I can’t really blame him.

I find myself thinking about Dan my whole walk to class, instead of reviewing the notes for today’s lecture. I wonder if it’s too late to switch rooms, maybe to a single. I can’t afford distractions, no matter what form, be it people or video games. Work during the day, sleep during the night.

It would make sense if I sought out friendship about now. No one wants to have a stressful last few weeks on earth. I don’t feel I deserve anything better though. Not after being a goofball student with barely a care in the world for the first nineteen years of my life. Not after my parents pushed and paid for me to have a shot at doing what I love even though I spent my secondary school years producing rough-quality sketches instead of paying attention to what my teachers were trying to teach. I had my friends and my time to putz around and not focus on the important things. The price is now being paid; instead of enjoying my time, I am obligated to work my cancerous butt off until the end of my time.

My phone buzzes against my thigh and I reach into my back pocket.

turns out i’m attempting the hardest level of fnaf ever today so i might be a while. let me know when you’re coming back? -dan

I pocket the device and stop for a second to catch my breath. In front of me looms one of the larger campus hills, with the films building on the other side. The last bit of the walk to tackle is the hardest.

One foot in front of another, I trudge up the incline, whistling the Katamari theme as I go.

#its kind of a long story #phan #phanfic #d and p #d & p #dan and phil

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offtheheezay · 7 years ago

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Tell me everything abt your. fnaf au.

anon i SINCERELY HOPE YOU KNO what's coming

undsr the cut bc im nice iosjshjsns

the first (1st) place tied to Fazbear Entertainment is Fredbear’s Family Diner. there are 5 animatronics- Fredbear, Spring Bonnie, Marionette, Golden Freddy, and Springtrap. (i have REASONS) so Fred and Spring are in the spotlight and Goldie and Trap are replacements in case something happens. mari is in the corner just doin her own thing. SUDDENLY some guy gets killed by Trap***

So Trap is being a bbaby and he wants to be in the spotlight SO he starts being A Dick to Spring who is very sensitive. and Spring already has faulty code (animatronics are HARD to code ok!!!) so they have severe bouts of depression and with Trap bullying them they aren't doing very good At All. one day Spring just breaks down while Fred is out. they kill themself because of Trap (you DICK) and Fred sees the love of his life dead and his heart Shatters and he tries to fight Trap but big mistake and he gets rekt and is virtually irreparable. Goldie and Trap are brought into the spotlight and everything is going relatively well UNTIL Fredbear's gets bought out by Freddy Fazbear’s (NOT Fazbear Entertainment yet) and Gold, Trap and Mari go there

MEEANWHILE PRE-GAMEPLAY FNAF4 (lemme explain: gameplay is different than pre. also the minigames haven't happened yet shhhhh)

Phil (Crying Child) has a pretty shit time with his stepdad Jake who's abusive but only to Phil because hes ‘not masculine enough’ and ‘too sissy’ for his stepdad. one day Jake has to take Phil to work (Freddy's) and he leaves him backstage and forgets him. Phil is stuck for about 2 hours (jake leaves work at 20/8 pm and the night shift starts at 00/12 am so the animatronics are all nice from 8 to 12), but he is found at 22/10 pm by the FNAF1 gang. they get in touch with his mom around 23/11 pm and he gets picked up around 01/1 am. he has to hide under a table and watch the animatronics try to kill the night guard, which freaks him out and scares him enough to infiltrate his subconscious and have him create a nightmare realm (only he can see it).

so one night he wakes up and BAM gameplay (but not rlly yet) so he's made it to night 6 or whenever the hell NIGHTMARE appears) and he just wants to DIE so he just open S the doors and sits on the floor and cries. the Nightmares feel like shit for making a kid who already has it pretty bad feel worse so they befriend him. one night Jake comes home drunk and is gonna hurt Phil. phil is hiding in the closet and Jake comes in and he's all “"where are you you piece of shit” and he opens the closet and Nightmare Fredbear scares him shitless and he flees the house never to be seen again. after that Phil and his new second family all love each other. halloween comes and he gets MORE family and nothing is bad. YES they love his brother Axel too

MEANWHILE THE REAL WORLD IS HAVINF DRAMA

up in Freddy's, The Mauve Murderer (purple goo) has STRUCK and Mari saved the children spirits. now the animatronics are possessed. BUT Lilac Loser was horrible at cleaning and he FUCKED UP and the restaurant shuts down due to complaints. FAZBEAR ENTERTAINMENT CO BARGES IN

the Originals move to Better Freddy's and meet the Toys. the Toys are still kinda scrappy, and FBE doesn't wanna spend time looking for parts so they fuck up the Originals and now they're Withered (new names and personalities!!). the Toys feel Bad and OOPS suddenly Violet Villain strikes again!! another kid is dead and this time Mari gets a spirit thanks to Puppet!!

back to Family Drama

so it turns out that NIGHTMARE has a twin sister that we NEVER knew about and she's Pure Unadulterated Evil and wants to kill Phil for reasons unknown (idk why lmao)

back to Better Freddy's

meanwhile the Originals got rebuilt lol. so Shadow Freddy is here and HES EVIL TOO and he steals Mari’s strings of life and uses them to summon... THE NIGHTMARES (DUN DUN DUNNN) but instead of NIGHTMARE wreaking havoc it's his sister, who possesses Goldie. The restaurant is scheduled to shut down after a birthday. whos birthday? Phil’s

so the final minigame takes place when Axel, pressured by his fake friends, flings his brother at NIGHTMARE’s-sister-possessed Goldie. Phil is DEAD and axel is traumatised and Blames It All On Foxy who was JUST TRYING TO HELP BECAUSE THEY SAW PHIL BEING BULLIED AND RAN OVER TO HELP but then Goldie disappeared and Foxy was Blamed.

GAMEPLAY FNAF 4

Axel is haunted by the Nightmares, who try to kill him because they saw what he did. NIGHTMARE kills him

BACK TO REALITY

Plum Prick comes to dismantle the animatronics, starting with Freddy and then the Toys and then the other Originals BUT the spirits kill him in the Springtrap suit ***(lemme tell u how it works: the springlock suits have a seam in their back and if u open it u can use them like a huge doll and Puppet them around BUT it's dangerous due to the loose gears and wires and if u mess them up they'll shoot out and u die instantly)

30 years since the first guy died

Fazbears Fright opens and Axel is the guard. the canon events of the game happen. Phantom Freddy's Fucking Pissed and sets the place on fire after getting gasoline and matches from Axel. they all die EVEN SPRINGTRAP

SISTER LOCATER

PARTS OF THE ORIGINALS AND TOYS WERE LOCATED and used to build the Funtime gang. baby is good and wants to form Ennard but Foxy and Freddy don't want to. So on night 3 when Foxy attacks you??? that's not Baby talking That's Foxys Voice Mimic. the canon events happen from then on. THE FINAL SPRINGTRAP CUTSCENE ISNT SPRINGTRAP!!!!!! ITS SPRING BONNIE!!!!!! They were there buried under Fazbears Fright which was built on top of Fredbear's Diner also CBPW and Fright happened at the same time

and that's my AU hi im Ziggy WELCOME TO JACKASS

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