#Periods are a bitch
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Devil's Week
Female heretic reader x Hope Mikaelson
Summary: Hope being grouchy but cute when she gets her period
Warnings: periods? Idk, that's it just fluffff
A/n: short fic because the idea came to me and I wrote it before it got lost in my head
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As you're doing the rest of your witchy woo magic homework (as you like to call it since no one's stopping you, and you're a four hundred year old heretic that doesn't need to take the course. Alaric just doesn't need to know how you're not actually only a teenager who just got turned) your door opens.
Looking to the other side of your dorm, you see Hope shutting the door after walking in, towards you. "Hey baby, what's up-okay" you start saying before she pulls you up and drags you over to your bed.
She gently pushes you down so your lying on the made bed before climbing ontop of you. She lowers most of her weight on you and nuzzles her head into your chest, grumbling something about its going to be a horrible week.
"Why's it going to be a horrible week?" You softly ask, wrapping your arms around her, one around her back, and the other holding the back of her head.
She groans, her face scrunched up, "ughhh, stupid tummy. I got my period this morning and it hasn't stopped torturing me all day" she says and brings one of her hands down and starts to punch at her stomach.
You quickly stop her from hurting herself, "that'll just make it worse, how about this" you kiss the top of her head. You maneuver he onto her side, getting a glare from her about being moved away from you, and you bring your hand down to her stomach.
As soon as your hand rested on her cramping stomach, she let's out a happy whimper, followed by a sigh. "I've been walking around, feeling like someone has been kicking me to no end when you could've done this the whole time?!" She exclaims, degrading herself for not coming to complain and get cuddles from you sooner.
"Oh my poor baby" you smile and re-wrap your other arm around her upper back. She nuzzles into your shoulder, "you're soooo lucky you don't get periods, it's fricken torture!" She shakes her head.
"I agree with you there, I'm glad I don't get them. But if you think about it, it's a free ticket to getting cuddles from me for however long you want" you chuckle when you see her face light up at the realization.
#hope mikaelson#hope x reader#hope mikaelson x female reader#hope mikaelson x fem reader#heretic reader#hope mikaelson x reader#hope mikaelson x heretic reader#cuddly hope#cute hope#hope marshall#cute#fluff#periods#periods are the worst#periods are a bitch#imagines#fanfic#writing#comfort#legacies#thevampirediaries#theoriginals
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Aller deuxième lit
Faut vraiment que jme motive la ça va pas du tout
#Periods are a bitch#Even a godtier computer and a sword doesn't motivate me to move#Pige's job saga
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Me lately:
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Once again, I am BEGGING people to realize that tumblr tags are a filing system and not a visibility metric.
One does not come to tumblr to tag-spam for notes and get popular. There is no algorithm here. There is no monetization here. There are no influencers here.
This is where every other social media system comes to die. And we cackle and roast marshmallows on the pyre like the gremlins we are.
#Looking at you witchcraft tags#Tags are also for muttering behind our fans like petty bitches at a period film soiree
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———————————————-ARBITER OF JUSTICE-————————————————
Soap was a legionnaire who fell by a trusted ally’s blade during battle, but under his death he became a divine hand for exacting justice against wrongdoers. Casting his final judgement and striking them down with godly might.
I’m really proud of how this piece came out (T o T)
#call of duty#call of duty mw3#cod#call of duty modern warfare#cod mw3#cod au#john soap mactavish#deity au#can yall tell what time period this bitch is based on? well there’s multiple but…
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NICHOLAS GALITZINE as George Villiers MARY & GEORGE (2024) · S1·EP4
#i love his 'bitch im not in the mood tf you want' vibe in this scene so much#nicholas galitzine#mary and george#mary & george#george villiers#perioddramaedit#queer#period drama#queer media#queer history#queer characters#bisexual#bi characters#jacobean#scotland#beautiful men
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Projecting my menstrual, muscle, and joint pains to Jimmy mouthwashing
#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing#I hate this bitch so damn much#Die die die die die die die die#I hate periods cramps
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what if you wanted to play the stardew valley 1.6 update but god said you have to wait until it releases on the nintendo switch
#stardew valley#im gonna cry and bitch and whine and moan about it until it comes out mark my words#kidding. i can wait#im waiting for the goddamn spirits eve festival rn and im PISSED cause clint has my pickaxe#sorry im on my period and im emotional
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LINK ROT/ TRANSMISSION 003 / JULY 7, 2024
Link Rot is a multimedia webserial following those within a research station. Once dedicated to the study and containment of a newly discovered life form, complications arise following its unexpected merge with the station's AI. TRANSMISSION 003 - In which you are tested once more.
General warnings can be found in the 'About' section, a few specific warnings under the cut:
emetophobia, skip from "You're okay." to "You return" of the first page to avoid.
heavy parental emotional abuse in Test 01, if you are especially sensitive to that i do recommend popping over to the archive and skipping it!
now for additional rambling:
i went through a disgusting amount of serious things this month, but link rot was very helpful for stepping away from all of that. nothing says "time to relax!" like putting my beloved ocs through the shredder.
transmission 004 should (IN THEORY) take wayyy less time, i have the majority of it written + coded! if things get less insane, expect it in 3-4 weeks. if not, my bad lol.
okay bye! thanks for reading.
#interactive fiction#web serial#web fiction#horror#linkrot#link rot#link rot webserial#link rot updates#shoutout to my wonderful friends for putting up with either unfiltered bitching or long periods of absence. during PRIDE MONTH nonetheless
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"Luckily we can disagree and still be friends" umm is the friendship in the room with us? Because if you're going to lengths to even say that it usually means we're disagreeing on whether or not I should exist or if women should have control of their own bodies. Or if people who don't worship the same as you are good people, or people at all. We can disagree on whether ketchup goes on pizza and still be friends. But if you think a trans person shouldn't have rights I'm gonna call you weird and tell you to have the day you deserve✌🏻️I've gotten very good at it do not piss me off
#resist the concept of making nice just because we don't have to agree on everything#nah bitch#if you don't like pineapple on pizza that's not a oife threatening offense#but if you believe muslims should die because they don't follow Jesus you are fucking abominable and I don't want you in my life. period.
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“I want gay things to happen to me now” I say, sitting at home being an unpleasant harridan with weird interests and very specific romantic tastes and life goals not common among my preferred dating demographic
#personal#area lesbian wants kids and a Victorian house that loves her too much and also is turned off by people who use slang too much#(memes excepted)#also not into clubbing or going to bars#also bitches about costume inaccuracy in period dramas on Movie Night#also almost 30 so you know. time is running out to actually HAVE said kids and also to be attractive#(standard not applicable to anyone but me re: attractiveness)#somehow still hopes to find love#(area lesbian is delusional)
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how would your yans react to a darling who has painful periods?? (i’m trying to cope rn)
kinda quick and simple,, but perfect timing bc 'm agonizing rn– also need y'all to keep sending lil' asks like this bc I gotta write something 🥹🫶 sending u big mwah
the type who actually has some knowledge on periods and understands how bad it can arrive to be, doing his best to be there and make his darling feel better most of the time, whether by giving you small massages, making sure you're warm and comfy, always having little snacks and the period painkillers of your preference, and knowing when to give you space and when to embrace his beloved in the sweetest way.
yandere professor, sugar daddy, husband, assistant, househusband, scientist + upcoming bodyguard, doctor, nurse, soldier, and dilf!
the type who doesn't really know much about how it functions and probably how bad cramps can even be, but still tries to help in the loveliest way possible. he might not understand the difference between day and night pads, but he certainly knows that there are possibilities of bonbons and kisses helping you feel more relaxed and cherished.
yandere pup, florist, crush, himbo + upcoming nerd, shy boy, best friend, model, spirit!
the type who you could say knows the basics... and probably a bit too much, as when it comes to relieving the pain and relax, it usually goes for the not so wholesome methods, hands rubbing up and down your sore thighs, and arms wrapped around your tummy to keep it warm while he presses from behind, hot kisses being left on the skin of your neck to try and see if he can get his angel in the mood and take really nice care of you.
yandere bully, jock, cheater, nsfw writer, vampire, neighbor, pervert, slasher + upcoming ex-boyfriend, pirate, werewolf, biker, pharaoh, tutor, boss!
© godnectar 2023. please do not modify, translate, or repost my works on any platform without my permission.
#really really really quick#and this is mostly from what I personally prefer when on my own period yk#which hurts like a bitch ngl#but ykwim#♡ anon#anon message#godnectar#yandere#yandere x reader#oc x reader#yandere male#male oc#yandere oc#male yandere#yandere teacher#yandere bully#yandere jock#yandere bodyguard#possessive pup#yandere professor#yandere doctor#yandere nurse#yandere nerd#yandere vampire#yandere neighbor#yandere himbo
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Anyone who says Shen Jiu would vibe with Wei Wuxian is objectively WRONG. My man had beef with a 12 year old. If they ever interacted, it would be ON SIGHT.
#shen jiu is the pettiest of bitches#He would *despise* WWX#if he ever had to put up with him for an extended period of time he would have a qi deviation from bitterness#shen jiu#wei wuxian#svsss#mdzs
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Do you ever have that feeling where, despite your distance with your religion, there's still moments where sparks of what you were bought up with, return?
I'm from a religious family, but I'm not in touch with my own religion. Yet there's me calling in the name of the Lord before and after I eat. It's like this lingering piece that I never turn to look at but somehow slips into my ordinary life.
I don't really know you that much, or your religious status. But seeing your religious talks made me want to bring this up.
I don't even know if I make sense here- just- ignore this if you want to, I don't know.
Hmmm I think so. My whole thing with it is really complicated haha. I still go to church every Sunday, though I prefer doing volunteer work with the kids over listening to the sermon. I pray before I eat out of habit. I find myself quoting the bible more often than I open to read it (though this is changing because of all the times I look for references lol). There's a resentment that I get whenever it's brought up, especially around my family. I find myself immediately on guard the minute it becomes subject of conversation. Sometimes at night I'll pace around and just talk. I don't know if I'm talking to myself or to god or whoever but. I'll talk. I think I still believe in him. I definitely believe that there's something out there. I don't think the question is of belief as much as it is of care. Do I care enough to try?
I'll say this though. Whatever I'm doing right now has gotten me to think more about bible and religion than I have in the past few years. So. That's fun! Who knew trying to explore something your own way instead of the way forced onto you by your environment gives your room to feel everything out without any preexisting pressure?
#wolfy tedtalks#anon#wolfy religious tedtalks#i have a theory#and that theory is any time some vaguely catholic holiday rolls around jesus bitch slaps me into being more religious than i currently am#first it was during easter#and now all saint's day is rolling around soon#or maybe its my period#side effects may include#nausea. fatigue. back pain. resurgence of religious belief coupled with complicated thoughts of compartmentalized trauma. cramps. mood swing
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His show. His company.
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