#・❥・microwavablewrites

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Something something Nikto who was raised in an extreme traditional household to the point that he has very poor knowledge of female bodily functions and anatomy.

Cut to him moving in with his sweet зайка and not understanding why you’re so pissed off with him now! He assumes you must be sulking over some frivolous thing, curling up in a blanket nest on the couch. Whining about your cramps; he marks it up to food poisoning, scolding you for eating seafood at that Chinese down the road again, much to your chagrin.

Imagine his horror when he smells blood in the bathroom. He immediately assumes the worst, panicking over your health, if you’re hurt, why you are bleeding or if there’s something else dying in the house. This is all, of course, followed by your sweet laughter as you try to explain what a period is to your brooding bear of a boyfriend (who’s holding an unopened pad like it’s diseased mind you) between tears of laughter.

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18+ SMUT

alr imagine: Price and Nikolai have had their share of soft little things over the years, but of course being mates for longer than the sun and the stars comes with a few benefits.

So when Price is finished up with another mind numbing post op meeting, he’s none the happier to check his sparse notifications to see Nik’s name with a 2 minute video attached.

He locks the door to his office, draws the blinds, and idly gets his dick out of his pants as he clicks on the thumbnail of his friend ploughing a pretty bird with her face buried in the pillows.