#Period talk

[mrsrileywrites]

What about Papa Simon Riley struggling to talk about menstruation with his ten year old daughter?

Simon sat at the couch, a glass of bourbon on one hand while the other rested with his palm flat on his thigh, his brows slightly furrowed as he watches the football game on the TV. 

It was Friday night and you were on a girl's night out with your friends. 

Your daughter came to sit next to Simon and looked up at him with her big brown eyes, "Daddy? What's a period?" she chirped hugging Simon's arm.

Simon looked at her dumbfounded, what was he supposed to say? He knew what a period was, he just didn't know how to explain it to a ten year old. 

"Sweetheart aren't you supposed to be in bed?" he asked trying to change the subject. "It's Friday... Mom says I can stay up a little longer." She smiled and Simon cursed under his breath. "Yeah... It's Friday" he said scratching the back of his neck. 

"Daddy, you didn't answered my question" she insisted and Simon cursed again. 

He scrambled in his brain for an answer. "Periods, yeah... Um well... you know how girls bodies start to change when they reach a certain age, right?". The hand on his thigh scrunched and unscrunched his jeans mindlessly as your daughter's eyes, his eyes, looked at him expectantly. "And boys bodies change too... everyone's body change... but that's besides the point, so..." He stopped ready to give up. 

"Sweetheart, why don't you ask mom? She knows girlie stuff better than me". "But daddy... She'll be back once I'm asleep and I really, really want to know" she pouts.

"Can't you go on about your life without knowing baby?" he chuckled nervously pinching her cheek, she giggled swatting his hand away. "Mom can explain tomorrow, yeah?"

"Okaaay" she said sighing in defeat. 

When you came home you found Simon in bed, his back leaned against the headboard, brows pinched in concentration as he googled "how to explain periods, ten year old girl". 

You told your daughter all about periods the following morning as you guys eat breakfast. 

Simon paid close attention, you won't catch him lacking once your next daughter comes asking the same questions.

[sugarnspice630]

I’m literally going to be ovulating when I see Ateez what the fuck

As if I won’t be horny enough?! 😭

[quinloki]

Hi Quin 💜

I once read that getting your guts rearranged helps against period pain.

Any thoughts which blorbo(s) would help his / their SO out during this time, even though it's a bloody mess down there?

asking for a friend >.>

I'm going to preface this with a bit of real-life advice - it does help for some, and for some it can exacerbate things. So if you're out there and trying this and it feels worse, don't think it's going to get better. What you're really after is increased blood flow - and you can do that with a vibrator and heat pads too.

But let's assume a nice deep fuck works in this case.

Sanji's for it, there's nothing about you that's going to slow him down, but unfortunately he tends to be a little too gentle. It feels better, but you really have to get him to work up to what you need with reassurance and guidance. He means well, but I imagine he worries about making it worse.

Don't worry too much, he'll get there.

Zoro's unbothered by blood and not one to hold back no matter the situation, so he's in there and taking care of you pretty quick. I think you might actually have to worry a little bit about bloodlust with Zoro. Which is to say he might keep railing you until you pass out because he's not going to register that you're begging for mercy and on your n'th orgasm.

The smell of blood is just a little distracting.

Eustass Kid isn't only into it, he's all for making an unholy mess of it, honestly. You look hot in red, whether it's his lipstick, or blood - and blood that doesn't require the risk of cutting? Even-fucking-better.

Good news, Aftercare King that he is, he's going to clean you up after he makes a mess of you. Few things top getting massaged in a warm bath to help keep the cramps away.

Killer's in a similar boat as Kid - at least in the aftercare section of it, but he's definitely into the gut rearrangement too. He's just less messy than Kid, but no less enthusiastic.

Marco's willing to do whatever he can to help, which includes cheating by sinking those healing flames into your abdomen as he's pounding you into the bed. There's no reason for you to suffer while you wait for the blood rush to make the pain go away. He'd much rather listen to you sing.

Sakazuki - since I know you - would be a great one-two punch, since he probably runs hot with that Magma fruit. I think he's putting down towels or plastic or something beforehand though - the blood doesn't bother him, but he's not wasting his time or yours trying to clean it up afterward. Alas, I think he's too tight laced to be kinky, so his aftercare game is lacking, but I think he'd be kind enough to his s/o to help them clean up. He's been shown to not be completely heartless, after all.

X Drake would do what he could to help, but I think he has Zoro's problem with blood and you're going to have him fighting to keep himself under control the whole time.

Though, to be fair, having him transform and knot the soul out of you might just be what you need.

And there you go, that's off the top of my head =3

[castiels-favorite-hunter]

my uterus is a bitch for putting the red in the red white and blue today

[voidpunkanathema]

People are seriously so fuckin weird about periods? Like yeah it's gross but people act like cis dudes will burst into flames if you so much as say the word "period" around them or they see a wrapped pad in the trash (and unfortunately a great many of them WILL in a more metaphorical sense. Get the fuck over yourselves please and thank you)

✨ THIS POST WAS MADE BY A NONBINARY PERSON ✨

[mychlapci]

Only you my liege can make periods sexy~

I need ageswap prowl flicking his node as he bleeds on his sheets because his cramps became too much and ratchet told him overloading helps alíviate the pain and all he can do is rub his fingers as fast as he can on his plump quivering node as little high pitched whimpers escape him and his legs are shaking

Yeah. You know, i remember an ask about ageswap Prowl mentioning him getting his period in a fluffy dress, and I am still thinking about it. He should bleed through his skirt in front of Sunny and Sides, blushing and embarrassed as he apologizes frantically. They take him to Ratchet and he simply tells him to rub his node if it hurts, and to make as much of a mess as he wants :) After all it's a natural process, he shouldn't be ashamed of it :)

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Has this been done before?

[meanslackofart]

period tracker apps couldn't even figure out my cycle and this human is trying to understand my cycle is so funny 😂😂

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

How To Be a Safe Person to Menstruate With

You can be private without expressing disgust. Just step away politely or be honest that you are embarrassed. Neither of these choices shames women.

The reverse is also true. Like I said, just because someone doesn’t want to talk doesn’t mean they’re lame and ashamed.

Compliment girls wearing on their self-expression like red jewelry or watering a Venus flytrap with their menstrual cups.

There are lots of sustainable products now but accessibility is not equal. Not everyone has the water resources to wash reusable products so don’t get preachy.

If you shit on someone else’s choice of birth control, by God I will come for you.

Vote to protect birth control

Do not tell someone they’re gross for using pads and cups that require washing.

If you have found a trustworthy gynecologist, spread the word

If a woman tells you she feels ill, in pain, or like something is wrong believe her

Do not tell her to lose weight or consider therapy. If you do, I will hit you with a fish.

Take hormonal diseases seriously

When someone tells you she has endometriosis, interstitial cystitis, cancer, or PCOS, do not come at her with medical expertise you suddenly think you have.

Offer to buy pads and tampons but make sure to ask what kind — some have allergens.

You can always get someone a glass of water.

If it’s a trans guy you’re talking with, validate his body without treating him like one of the girls. If you don’t know how, just ask.

Do not try to guess if someone is on their period. That’s rude.

I have an alpha period. If we hang out, you will sync to my period and we can all be unhappy together.

If you bleed monthly and are talking to a woman who doesn’t, you aren’t better than her. You define your period. She can define hers.

If someone is confused because she started her period and got a positive pregnancy test, take her to the hospital and defend her with your life. She is miscarrying and needs an ultrasound. If a doctor dismisses her as just having a difficult period, make ape noises and then threaten him with arson.

If after all this you are still angry, DM me his name and I will personally come for revenge. I am pregnant and very powerful.

For that matter, my husband will sort him out for you.

Take black women seriously. Respect that WOC face medical discrimination and gaslighting on the daily.

Advil is valid. Homeopathics are valid. Do not assail your friend with essential oils when she’s asked for a Midol.

If your friend shares some concerning symptoms with you, do not freak her out with an armchair diagnosis.

But you should definitely validate her pain and encourage her to get help. Or even help her get help. Throw her in the car and personally drive her to the doctor.

If your friend confides in you that she has an STI or you are able to guess that she has an STI, be nice to her because if you don’t I will find you and I will yeet you away into the night like Batman.

Educate yourself about periods. Learn the correct anatomical words.

And for God’s sake, you still have to wear a condom.

[jedipoodoo]

Hi Liz!

I was wondering if you could do a F reader x Hunter where she gets her period and she’s moody and needs comforting. Currently in pain right now and need some fanfic to read.💕

The plot of this one came to me in a fistful haze last night and made me go to bed late as I desperately tried to write it all down before I forgot it

It's You (Sergeant Hunter x Fem!Reader)

Notes: Blood, periods, hormones, cuddles, hurt/comfort. General fluff, Hunter is trying so hard to be a good partner.

"Just leave me alone!"

You screamed, slamming the bathroom door shut. You half expected Hunter to come running after you, knocking on the door begging for forgiveness, but there was silence in reply. Well, at least he was listening to you.

You sat on the toilet to change out your menstrual product, resisting the urge to gag at the smell. You could handle a little blood, but this was mixed with plenty of other stuff.

And it wasn't just your hoo-ha, the rest of you smelled gross too, from your pits to your breath to your hair. You wondered how Hunter could stand to be around you when you smelled the way you did.

Even after you'd changed, you sat on the vac-tube, waiting for what was ready to come out of you to come out, where you could be certain it wouldn't leak out all over your clothes and make you do yet another load of laundry. Your bum was starting to get sore and you were losing feeling in your toes when there was a knock at the door.

"Cyare? It's me."

You didn't bother to groan quietly, he'd just hear you anyway. You cleaned yourself up, washing your hands thoroughly to make sure to get all the blood and gunk off them.

"I know you don't want to talk or hug or do anything, and I don't know what I did wrong but I just want to say that I'm sorry and I hope you'll forgive me."

You sat on the floor with your back to the sink, watching the door. You wondered if he'd try to open it and get you to say something.

He took a deep breath.

"And before I leave you alone for the rest of the day- and I promise that I will! -I just have one last thing to give you."

You groaned even louder this time, "Hunter, I told you, I don't want a hug-"

A chocolate bar--your favorite kind--was slipped under the door. King-size. All for you.

Your mouth watered, and your stomach rumbled over your cramps

You snatched up the candy bar and ate with the ravenous hunger of a nexu. You could hear Hunter chuckling as he turned away from the refresher door, and guilt churned your stomach. You had been so mean to Hunter, and for what reason? He only wanted to help, even if his persistent nagging drove you over the edge constantly.

You threw open the door, catching Hunter by surprise. He was halfway down the hall, and you sprinted after him, chocolate smeared across your mouth.

"Woah!" You nearly took him off his feet as you tackled him, arms clinging to his waist.

"I thought you didn't want hugs," Hunter chuckled, so he clearly wasn't upset.

"I said I don't want a hug from you. That's entirely different from me giving you a hug." You insisted.

"Is it now?"

"Shut up!" You warned him, burying your face in his muscular back. Hunter obeyed, staying still so that you could take your fill of whatever you wanted from him.

"I'm sorry I've been such a brat." You mumbled after a few minutes.

"You're not a brat, you're just on your period."

"That doesn't mean I can just be rude to you," You said, more of a berating to yourself than an explanation to him.

"Hmm..." Hunter thought for a moment. "As Sergeant of Clone Force Ninety-Nine, I hereby grant all the women of Clone Force Ninety-Nine a monthly "Grouch Pass", where they are allowed to be a bitch during the week of their period."

"I'm the only woman on Clone Force Ninety-Nine!" You said, unable to control the laughter bubbling in your stomach.

Hunter just grinned at you, "Well, congratulations then!"

You came around to his front to hug him, guiding his arms around your shoulders so that he could finally give you a hug. His arms happily settled into place, and he rested his cheek against your hair.

"Hunter?" You said softly.

"Yeah, Cyare?"

You bit your lip, hesitating. "Does it bother you? How I smell when I'm on my period?"

"What do you mean?" He had to be joking. He had a stronger sense of smell than a wookie, and he was trying to convince you he didn't care about how much you smelled like a rotting corpse while you were on your period?

You took a step back from Hunter's embrace, running your fingertips across your oily forehead. "I mean, there's all the stuff like the blood and...everything down there, and I know my pits stink when I'm on my period, and everything gets greasy so fast."

Hunter took a long time to answer your clarification, which was never a good sign.

"I'll admit it's not the freshest scent, but, I mean...c'mon, it's you."

You stared back at him blankly, "what do you mean?"

Hunter shrugged, looking you up and down, "It...it's you. I love you. It really doesn't matter to me what you smell like.

It was so sweet and so awkward at the same time, but your face flushed with heat all the same, and you buried your face in your hands.

"How am I supposed to just...I don't-" you spluttered nervously, "You can't just say things like that!"

Hunter chuckled softly, and when you peered through your fingers he was wearing an osik-eating grin.

"I can, and I did."

"I'm gonna kill you."

"If you do, you'll never get the rest of those chocolate bars."

"Where are you hiding them, you monster?"

Hunter pinched your chin to make sure you looked up at him.

"I'll tell you if you say yes to a movie night," He whispered, running his thumb along your bottom lip.

The candy wrapper crumpled in your hand and you bit down on your lip. The kriffer knew exactly what he was doing to you.

"Does this movie night involve cuddling?" You asked as he leaned in, your foreheads dangerously close.

"Maybe," He chuckled.

You laughed softly. Encouraged, Hunter pulled you into another hug.

"Don't worry, you can talk and complain about bad directing choices and out of character choices all you want."

"You sure know how to make my night, don't you?" you teased. You placed a hand on the center of his chest for balance as you kissed his cheek, and Hunter covered your hand with his own.

"Hey," He chuckled, "It's you."

[leiawritesstories]

we as a society don't adequately address how physically, emotionally, and mentally hard the menstrual cycle is on a woman's body and we really should be talking about this

[tightjeansjavi]

REAL TALK 😬

..is everyone on their period rn or is it just me??

Also, @corazondebeskar and I have hit peek friendship because I’m sending her selfies on the toilet while I have the absolute WORST period shits of my life

Nothing is TMI here, folks!

THE POOP WONT COME OUT AND I HATE EVERYTHING

[mychlapci]

Starscream, seized by menstrual horniness, rubbing his bean and whimpering while bleeding heavily with energon.

mhmm Starscream getting insatiably horny on his period.... he's all needy and dirty in his berth, whining with every cramp...

[unironicallycringe]

Coming off of years of T and crawling back to my period tracker app is actually so fucking funny

It's just been dutifully counting the days in a dusty corner office like "oh! I thought you were dead, my guy"

[bumble-the-sun-bee]

just took a bath in a tub with those little jet things and all my pains were lifted I feel luke I am fucking floating on a god damned cloud

Mother nature has retreated for the time being

[ozarkthedog]

Here’s a random question for people who menstruate as I shove a loaf of buttered bread into my mouth.