#Perfectly normal

[katheriensapple]

Fic idea: Batman and Joker acting like a real life toxic couple while not being in an actual relationship (and making everyone extremely confused).

Bruce: the only thing he gave me for Valentine's Day last year was a rather average hostage situation and 2 stab wounds. Can you believe THAT?

The Batfam: ????

...

Joker: what did take you so long? Oh, let me guess. I bet you were with Eddie as always.

Bruce: *stops trying to beat the Joker and just stays there, looking exhausted; as if this were a pretty old argument* Joker, we've had this discussion before. I'm not seeing other rogues because I think they're better than you, but because they'll kill everyone in this city if I'm not here to stop them. Is it so hard to understand?

Joker: *tries to stab Bruce for the third time in this interaction*

....

*after his latest scheme, Joker is put into Arkham again and while the guards search him for dangerous objects, Bruce approaches and grabs Joker's phone off the table.

Dick: *assumes that Bruce is looking for more information about Joker's plan, but still tries to see what Bruce's reading and well...* Hey B, why are you reading his two years old messages?

Bruce: because I don't know what he was doing in a two weeks interval exactly two years, five months, one week, four days, seven hours, ten minutes and fifteen seconds ago. And I need to know it...

Bruce: *then his expression turns terrifying blank* he was texting Lex Luthor, calling him dear...

....

Bruce: can you ask the hostages if they can wait a little bit more? My batsuit is wrinkled and I don't want the Joker to see me like this. It won't take so long...

Gordon: ....

[benoits-neckerchieves]

i have seen these many times and still think it’s utterly insane WHY IS HE IN THE SINK 😭😭

[lord-save-me]

Well this is an interesting grouping of tags

[angrymac]

anyways, this is where i’m at rn

[infinitenil567]

Ceroba's Secret Project: Part 4

Part 3 Part 5

[gladosluver]

wow! what a plesant sunset!! i feel so free out here! it's so warm that i can feel myself melting from its beauty!!

[faecaptainofdreams]

Listen. It’s fine. I’m totally normal about this.

Genuinely not a big deal, it’s really—

oh my GOD—

fine. Everything is fine and i am in total control of my faculties.

Actually 0% distracted by this, it’s all good.

Totally normal!

I came. 😐

[sees-writes]

Guess who just watched Hocus Pocus and doesn't know how to be normal about a piece of media? Me

I kind of got carried away but yeah, enjoy!

-

After that Halloween night both Dennison kids have trouble sleeping. Dani wakes up night after night, witches laughter chasing her out of her bed. She went to her parents' room once and ever since she's gone to Max's.

He used to be unhappy when she'd wake him up, that's why she'd gone to her parents first, but after a dream about the sun not rising fast enough to save him from the witch, she didn't care.

Dani was surprised when he woke up and rolled over to give her space in his bed. He didn't even protest when she curled up against his back. It became a nightly routine for her to wake up and escape to her brother's room but finally after a month she cut herself off.

'It's been a month. I'm old enough to deal with this on my own.' So that night when she inevitably woke up, she stayed in her bed and she didn't fall back asleep.

-

Max would never admit that what had happened with the Sanderson Sisters on Halloween had affected him as much as it had. Sure they'd all almost died, and they'd lost Binx, but they'd defeated the witches and they were all safe now.

That didn't stop him night after night waking up with Binx's words ringing in his ears. "You'll never know how precious she is until you lose her." His dreams were either of losing Dani or having his life sucked out of him... both were horrible.

As it turned out, not long after he woke up panting a small figure slipped into his room shaking comfort. Max let Dani slip in next to him under the covers and curl up into his back because this way he knew that she was ok. It eased his mind enough to fall back into a dreamless sleep.

He'd grown used to waking up with his sister sprawled across him or tucked into his side, even if he didn't wake up when she came in.

So it had been quite jarring when he'd woken up in a panic only to find the side of his bed his sister always slipped into empty. He forced himself to calm down and to not get up to check on her. It hadn't even been a dream about her but somehow that had become his instinct.

After the third night of waking up without Dani slipping into his bed, Max let go of every piece of dignity he had and crept out of his room into his Dani's. She was wake, looking like she'd just woken up like he had. They stared at each other for a moment before Max made his way over and clambered into her much smaller bed.

Dani slid over as far as she could without falling off but soon enough Max wrapped his arms around her and pulled her to his chest. Binx had been right, but there was no way that Max was ever going to let anything happen to his sister again.

For now, he focused on just getting through the night.

-

[crtgirl]

I AM LOSING MY SHIT DARB FROM SOLAR ASH REAL

[havocwingshq]

Help I keep forgetting to post my stuff here lmaooo

Anyway, here's a silly artwork of another oc of mine while I was having artblock ^^

His name is Amminus! A 7 to 8 year old kiddo who really likes art! Nice family, homeschooled... and his parents are hiding a fat secret from his siblings and himmmm- I mean wha

[redwidow616]

hello

Hi 🫠

[mamuzzy]

Me: I really shouldn't use medical equipment to cover the nipps just because I don't have a clean bra.

Gf: And why not?

Me: What if we need these band-aids when the apocalypse happens?

Gf: Bunny, when the apocalypse happens, we are fucked either way, and we will need more than two band-aids for that. Chill.

[buckysgrace]

I’m fully praying someone makes some high quality gifs of Gator spitting because uhhhh

[inkedroplets]

stuff about me :)

thank you @autisticlenaluthor and @fyonahmacnally for tagging me <3

[TAG SOMEONE YOU WANT TO KNOW AND/OR SOME OF YOUR BESTIES]

favorite color: Red

last song: My Love Mine All Mine- Mitski

last movie: Hocus Pocus

currently watching: Daredevil, Slasher, Agents of Shield

other stuff i watched this year: What We Do In the Shadows

shows i dropped this year: I can't think of a single new show I've watched in years, send help

currently reading: American Gods, Klara and the Sun, A Little Life

currently listening to: Phoebe Bridgers, Mitski, TokiMonsta, Pomme

currently working on: Dealing with incredibly bad burnout and A Rich Girl With Issues

current obsession/s: Baking and Critical Role

tagging: @rustingcat @appropriatelystupid @fionnemrys

[smbhax]

Abarenbou Tengu (Famicom)

Session: https://youtu.be/tgi70RhbERs

[river-muse]

HEY SURPRISE I'M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT AFTER A FEW YEARS

This is now no longer my problem and is instead yours. I was craving Takumi/Ikoma and just Them in general. Featuring a mixture of sketches for them including two illustrations for one of my old fics and an appearance of The Price of Failure Takumi!

I've significantly improved in my art since I last drew them, but it felt like coming home to a warm drink and a soft place to sit.