#Percy jackson incorrect quotes

[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later. later Annabeth Chase: presses play Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-

Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)

[poppitron360]

Annabeth: [bedraggled, half-dead, deranged grin, eye bags, contemplating homocide]

Percy: That's my fucking wife! That, right there, is my wife and I love her so much!!

[grandpakronos]

percy: i just don't get how everyone knew annabeth and i were in love before we did

grover: your attack patterns were synchronized by the age of 13

[thatstheproblemwithnapkinman]

percy: you're not getting the bolt hades: bitch i just want my hat back

[applecidersstuff]

Sally *on the iris massage*: Percy did you take your sister to camp again? We have discussed this before, it’s unsafe for her there and-

Percy: Mom, hold on, I don’t have Estelle, I left her with Paul

Paul *peeking into the room*: I had to go run an errand, but one of Percy’s friends came by and volunteered to watch Estelle until Sally was back. I thought you put her down for a nap

Sally *panicking*: Paul, none of Percy’s friends are in town! It’s the summer, all of them are at camp! Who did you give our daughter to?!

Coach Hedge *bursts into cabin 3*: Jackson! I lost my son, we’re scouting the camp, I need you to check in the lake

Percy:

Sally:

Paul:

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Clarrise *across town*: Do you guys think I should’ve told your parents where we went?

6 y.o. Chuck and Estelle *Clarrise stole took them for ice cream*: *simultaneously shake their heads*

[mysterylilycheeta]

Percy: Hey, Annabeth, do you have any bags I can borrow? Annabeth: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence Percy: Annabeth: Percy: Come here baby *opens up arms for a hug*

[iheartgirlzn]

WHERE? trend with chb

“she uses you as bait in capture the flag!” percy: WHERE?!

“he’s emo!” will: WHERE?!

“they’re mean to you!” / “they have light hair!” leo: WHERE?!

“she—” piper: WHERE?!

“he went insane in the labyrinth!” / “she betrayed camp!” clarisse: WHERE?!

[raphael-angele]

Percy and Fish

Baby Percy: Mooom!

Sally: Yes, Percy?

Baby Percy: Glub Glub says he wants more friends and a bigger tank. Can we go get it for him?

Sally: ...did Glub Glub say that or did you?

Baby Percy: Glub Glub did.

Sally: ...Percy, you know we can't. Sorry, baby

Baby Percy: Aww :(

Glub Glub: I told you we can't

Baby Percy: Shut up, Glub Glub

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Percy: Annieee!!!

Annabeth: *sighs* What?

Percy: The fish is looking at me weird again!

Annabeth: For Gods' sake, Percy! Leave it alone!

Percy: *to the fish* I know what you're up to. You may have fooled her but not me

Gilluermo: She will never believe you

[fxiryeon]

Y/N: It’s so frustrating

Luke: What is ??

Y/N: Watching Annabeth openly flirt with Percy for weeks and Percy is still not realising it

Luke, wearing a ‘date me Y/N’ shirt: Haha, yeah-

[pick-a-funny-name]

This is my favourite part of this whole book and i haven't even read the whole book

[simpingforpjo]

Monster: Identify yourself!

Percy, panicked: Percy Jackson, Greek, 16, leo sun and bisexual sir!

Monster: You're bi? That's so valid.

[ellilyre]

Nico, half passed out in an infirmary bed after shadow travel : my boyfriend will get upset if he sees you touching me like that

Will : I'm your boyfriend

Nico :

*heart monitor beeps faster*

[poppitron360]

Basically the end of TLH:

Leo: Hey guys! I’m gonna build this big fucking boat based on this crayon drawing that I did one time when I was five.

Everyone: That’s… gonna take you years.

Leo: Nah bro imma do it in six months.

Everyone: How? Why?

Leo: Well, I have a combination of ADHD and childhood trauma that makes me feel worthless if I’m not constantly moving, so… boat!

Everyone: OR! OR! Therapy.

Leo: Nah. Boat.

[grandpakronos]

helpppp (also annabeth and percy on social media would most def have matching pfps see: mine)

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Chiron: Just a reminder that Camp Halfblood offers therapy to those who need it

Y/N: Why does he always look at me when he says that?

[queenoftiddies]

Jason: *takes off glasses*

Jason: Wow…

Leo: *blushing* Haha.. what?

Jason: You’re really fucking blurry.