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The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

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also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

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Some quotes I loved from "Circe" by Madeline Miller

“I did not pretend to be a mortal. I showed my lambent, yellow eyes at every turn. None of it made a difference. I was alone and a woman, that was all that mattered.”

“I had once told Daedalus that I would never marry, because my hands were dirty, and I liked my work too much. But this was a man with his own dirty hands.”

“Odysseus, son of Laertes, the great traveler, prince of wiles and tricks and a thousand ways. He showed me his scars, and in return he let me pretend that I had none.”

“A dozen times grief had scorched, but its fire had never burned through my skin. My madness in those days rose from a new certainty: that at last, I had met the thing the gods could use against me.”

“Our faces are both lined now, marked with our years. I listen to his breath, warm upon the night air, and somehow I am conforted. This is what it means to swim in the tide, to walk the earth and feel it touch your feet. This is what it means to be alive.”

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"Editing is stupid and requires no real talent" blah blah blah. Nah that's bullshit. Every series I've ever started in my life I've started because i saw an edit of it. Editors do a ten times better job than any marketing campaign could ever do

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KITTYY

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Pjo characters as bo burnham lyrics

Percy:

Annabeth:

Jason:

Leo:

Luke

Nico:

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Has anyone actually called Leo "Leonidas" in the series? And I don't mean the gods, or in a formal manner like has any of his friends called him that?

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Riordanverse characters as john mulaney quotes

Percy:

Annabeth:

Piper:

Leo:

Nico:

Literally the entire aphrodite cabin:

Frank:

Luke:

Clarisse:

Coach Hedge:

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My toxic trait is hoping the love interest gets hurt just so i get to watch the main character completely lose their shit

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I'm loving the fact that Rick had to specify that "Dive-bombing a volcano wasn't in Reyna's bucket list" as if there was a chance of that happening. Like yeah *advertiser's voice* catch that flight to Greece, enjoy the beautiful views of Santorini and don't forget to bungee jump in the active and highly dangerous volcano too!! :))

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#mar is failing is my biggest hobby... and my greatest fear.

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More Ancient Greece dashboard simulator cause I'm kinda obsessed

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Guys?? Help, my tumblr is glitching and I keep posting the same thing twice

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Guys?? Help, my tumblr is glitching and I keep posting the same thing twice

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Why is this happening helppp

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Why is this happening helppp

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Did the devil's tango yesterday and accidentally yelled out "Oh sweet mama" chat am I cooked

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Going to a concert tonight will update soon!!

#soexcited

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WHAT IS THIS MELODY

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Dude you're nuts

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Daphne why are you ignoring me?? I can literally see you online

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Babe I'm not even here. I'm a hallucination

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Bae why are you hiding behind a tree are you crazy?

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Why is no one talking about how cute Eros and Psyche are?? Otp literally

#they are so in love #cuteness overload

👟twinkletoes-hermes

This is the official account of Hermes. As a messenger of the Gods I'm here to announce the riot that is currently happening in the town organised by the Amazons. As we speak they are parading a poster that says "PATRIARCHY CAN EAT SHIT!!"

End of message

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In my positive talk era. Staring at the mirror and saying "Ngl I'd hit"

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Sometimes I forget how unhinged pjo is like what do you mean "Piper didn't want to get yelled at by a three legged table"

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Ancient Greece tumblr dashboard simulator

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Literally how did the Golden Fleece win the "Most Popular" award when there were only two contestants and the other was ME.

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Skill issue tbh

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Might or might not run into oncoming traffic today!! Stay tuned for more.

#i'm just a girl fr fr #girl struggles

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Found a box in my mail! Wonder what's in it.

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Oh it is filled with taxes :(

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Found a 2 cent coin in it tho!

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The ships won't sail today so I'm using my free time to have a picnic with my daughter!

#aesthetic #bythesea #picnic #cottagecore

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Dad why did you bring an axe

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No reason! ^-^

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Achilles why are your location services off?? Where are you? Pick up the phone

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Yo Thetis Patroclus here. No service in the cave. Me and your son are sitting 5 feet apart cause we are not gay! Ciaoo

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Just stole a flashlight from Ikea HAHAHAH BE GAY DO CRIME

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SHOCKING FACT! YOU CAN'T PICK UP SOUP WITH A FORK

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Woke up like this!!

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No Orpheus don't look at me! :(

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You look so pretty tho!!

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*ungodly screeching*

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"We need more complex antagonists" you all couldn't even handle Ethan Nakamura

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Fanart creators how does it feel being the backbone of society?

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So it's been a while since the pjo tv show aired