#Peanut Anon

[chaifootsteps]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8LvNSvk/

I thought this TikTok was super cute, and probably a more honest interpretation of the character than literally any helluva Stan will give—Georgina Leahy seems really sweet and professional, and while I know we are probably gonna get some bullshit about how evil Stella is and how she hates Octavia, at least we’ll always have this little fan interaction of Stella calling Octavia her “darling daughter” and asserting (genuinely I think) that she loves her (and then cackling b/c that she and her daughter both hate Stolas for being a shit dad and husband)

Am PRAYING that Stella and Octavia’s relationship is shown at least SOMEWHAT positively or with nuance in the future but. I mean. I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt but based on past writing trends I’m not holding my breath.

—Peanut Anon 🥜 (who also loves Stella and wants to adopt her from canon 😭)

That was absolutely precious and got a genuine smile out of me. The sincerity when she says "I do love you," as though she can't believe Octavia would ever doubt it for a moment.

I've no hope for it actually happening in canon, but maybe, just maybe...

[ford-between-dimensions]

bill may have a ton of copies but i have the original saved to a pc thats far away from here and ill never give it to you!!!

suffer, you stupid freak of an old man

blackmail is fun >:)

-🥜 anon

So what—?! Who even wants to watch that poorly-filmed tape anyway!

[kidcooperart]

Bro the MK 2000s AU is amazing. I’d kill to see a comic/fanfic about it lol -🥜

I'm working on some more stuff related to it! Little funny referential stuff in a collage format (I just need to rearrange it because the format is making me not motivated to work on it, so I gotta change the look to maybe inspire me).

I hope to make a lot of one off comics with the au and totally invite others to join in, I'm cool if anyone wants to make a fic of it !

[bonesandthebees]

Hey! A while ago I think you posted your acne treatment tips and I tried it and it actually worked! I wanted to thank you cause it’s been making me feel real insecure for a while now. I hope you’re doing okay, please remember that regardless of what happens your works make a lot of people happy and will always have a special place in our minds. I know I dont say much cause idk how to communicate and got up the courage just recently… but trust :D im bein honest

(at least i think it was your skincare, this is real awkward if not 0_o)

-🥜

(yes it was me lol)

aaaa I'm so glad my advice worked for you!!! seriously that makes me so happy to hear. I love skincare stuff and I love sharing what I know about it so I'm thrilled it actually helped you

I'm doing as best as I can rn I think. I'm so glad my works have made so many people happy, and currently I'm stuck in the debate with myself about where to go from here with my writing so we'll see how that turns out. but either way I'm so happy that at least for the last 3 years, I've written things that were special to you guys <3

[pattysplaceofplaces]

I really like the new blog!! Congrats on like idk blog? But like it’s cool you branched out and included some of ur other interests!!

I’ll see you later 🤭

- anonysnuts

HDHDHDHHDHDHD YOUUUUU 💕

Thank you so much though it means a lot. Lately I was getting a bit discouraged since it seems like my new stuff isn’t as popular but I’m not gonna sell myself out

[not-an-evil-overlord]

If electricity comes from elections, does morality come from morons?

🥜 anon

[notmanagingmymischief]

no petal you have done nothing wrong, I’m not too sure if dani may become upset may feel a little irritated by me, because I’m not to sure of her boundaries considering the whole situation, but if you would like I could make an account where she would have no idea who I am, because I for some reason have a motherly instinct over you from all of the hate I’ve seen you getting over the months and I would love to get to know a sweet petal such as yourself

…that sounds nice, yeah. I’d really like that. But please don’t feel like you have to risk getting in trouble just for me <3

[becca-e-barnes]

I’m literally drooling over the thought of sensitive Bucky whimpering and whining while fucking your tits and thighs he’s so pathetic and needy all he wants is to make you feel good and to fill you with his cum even if it overstimulates him

Okay, tit fucking is great and all but thigh fucking is SO underrated in my humble opinion. Could just be the fact I've got a small chest though lmao

It's so fun when you're already really into it and the insides of your thighs are all slick. I feel like Bucky would lose it, getting to see your face and look in your eyes and enjoy your body.

It's a nice one to do while laid on your side, facing each other. Although the angle isn't quite right for him to slip inside you, it's fun to explore the other ways your bodies can steal pleasure from one another.

"This isn't going to work, sweetheart." You can't help but laugh, having already tried everything you can think of to make the height difference work. There's no way to keep this romantic and intimate in that position because there's just no chance of aligning your bodies properly to allow him to press inside you.

"Maybe not. But it feels nice anyway." His eyes flutter shut, gliding his dick over the smooth, soft, warm insides of your thighs, encouraged by how slick and easy your arousal makes the movement.

You adjust yourself to bring your other thigh on top of his length, closing him in on both sides.

You're wet enough that friction doesn't impede his movement too much and there's something oddly romantic about it. Maybe it's his hand smoothing the back of your head or his other hand up your back, pulling your body closer to his.

It's so intimate, watching his face as he whines your name, rutting senselessly against your thighs. The little flush to his cheeks is beautiful and you can't resist kissing the thin sheen of sweat on his forehead. The thick duvet on top of you both, coupled with your combined body heat means the room is far hotter than you'd planned.

You take a second to reach between your bodies, spreading your wet folds and readjusting his length, letting him drag his cock against your neglected clit with each stroke and oh, that's pretty mind-blowing.

"O-oh my God." He whines, desperately fucking himself against your wet cunt, rather than into it. It's a different kind of pleasure to being inside you and while they're not comparable sensations, it doesn't stop this from feeling fantastic.

"Fuck, that's good." You groan, rolling your hips to meet his. Your fingers dip between you once more, gathering some of your slick arousal, using it to glide your fingertips over the underside of his shaft and over his balls.

"Holy shit, that's - fuck." Bucky's hardly got a coherent thought left in his head. He's closed in on both sides by your wet, soft thighs and now your fingers are giving him a different sensation underneath while pressing him against your soaked sex.

"I know, baby. Feels good, doesn't it?" Your fingertips trail lightly back and forth over the underside of his shaft, focusing on the inch or so beneath the tip.

"I can't... I need to cum." He groans, thrusting frantically, clinging to your body to keep you close. Within a few seconds, you feel his dick pulse under your fingertips, his cum coating the inside of your thighs in hot, thick, messy spurts.

He doesn't waste a second, kissing your forehead before kissing your neck and whispering "Good girl. Now let me watch you get yourself off with my cum on your fingertips."

[redfielddoesthings]

ooouuuahhhh your art is so damn pretty, i dont know what it is about it, maybe the use of colors, but icl i see your art and im sat there staring at the screen like its one of those fruit sensory videos

if youre up for a request at all, literally any content of peanut and/or ricky would be a blessing, those two deserve sm love

THIS ASK HAS LIVED RENT FREE IN MY HEAD SINCE IT CAME UP!! I don't think I've ever got such an interesting compliment and everytime I draw, I think about this ask specifically and it makes me smile…

Anyways, Hello there!! ♡⁠˖

So thanks, anon, that was brilliant. 🙌✧⁠*⁠。

I tried to make this one extra special and colorful for ya, also why not both of them? Hope you like the results ♡

Thanks again, anon… #sob 🤧

[beardedmrbean]

Beethoven did eventually get his picture on a bubblegum card, admittedly 44 years after Lucy said he didn't.

For anyone that may not get the reference in the ask. I had to stop and laugh for a moment after reading the first sentence and I will be screenshotting this and sending this to my mother soon, but without the tumblr bits.

[etherealyoungk]

thoughts about mingyu when you're on your period

this is like the perfect time for me to answer this rn bc i am suffering atm

this man is spoiling you and taking care of you on your period. also would kinda be slightly confused about you being moody and a little snappy to him but will understand and still shower you with love nonetheless.

you're in cramping and in pain? he's getting you a hot water bottle and reheating it for you as many times. "but baby this is still hot", he says when you ask him to heat it again. "it's not hot enough", you say, looking at him, buried under all the blankets. "but..it's still hot", he says, loooking at you confused. "it's not hot enough gyu", you complain and he just nods and comes back a few mintutes later. will also joke about why you're using a hot water bottle when he's right here, saying he'll be your personal heater and just be ready to cuddle and hold you.

craving something? this man is ready to whip up a 5-star course for you. but when you go to the kitchen and find out you don't have any more peanut butter you go back to find mingyu and tell him rather disappointed about the lack of peanut butter in the house. he offers to go buy some but you don't want him to leave and he's confused because you want peanut butter...but you also don't want him to go buy it. so he decides to make you some and it's worth all the praise he gets for it, seeing you happily eat it with a smile.

it's cold so you're wearing his hoodie and you find him sitting in his room doing some work and just pout at him wanting some cuddles. he says he'll come in 5 minutes, he just needs to finish this up and you're curled up in bed, scrolling through your phone and 5 minutes have turned into 30 minutes and you're getting a little moody and grumpy now. after what seems like an eternity mingyu finally enters the room and smiles while you're just glaring at him, ignoring his presence as you look into your phone. "i thought someone said five minutes", you tell, looking at him as the bed dips as he sits down, looking down. "i know, im sorry babe, i got caught up", he tells. "well i don't need cuddles anymore so you can go continue what you were doing", you tell, grumpy, crossing your arms and giving him an annoyed look. he understands you're a little sensitive and moody now. "come on, i know you can't resist my cuddles hm?", he prompts but you just look at him and shake your head. "i don't need them now", you tell again. "but i want cuddles, you'll give me some cuddles?", he asks. you look at him and finally give in. "fine...only because you want it", you tell and he chuckles, quickly but gently pulling you closer, placing a soft kiss to your forehead. "you're so stubborn", he mumbles. "and you're an idiot", you add, still not ready to give in but you were very happy right now because you really did want mingyu's cuddles.

if you're struggling to sleep because of the pain and cramps, he'll rub gentle circles on your back. is more than ready to make you a cup of hot chocolate at 2am in the night and will shush you if you apologize.

[ford-between-dimensions]

*looks left*

*looks right*

hehehehe

*scrawls "peanut wuz here" on the back of his neck in permanent marker*

*leaves*

-🥜 anon

[Hey, I mean, who’s gonna stop you? Mission accomplished]

[kidcooperart]

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. 2000s AU STUFF DROPPED??? IM FERAL IT LOOKS SO GOOD. SO MANY FLASHBACKS 😭 (okay we all know Reiko drove the golf cart into a ditch right?) -🥜

I deadass wanted to draw him driving into a lake, but alas, no space.

(Also, sorry for the silence. Have a week long overnight job for the summer where I have no service. So. I hope the last 2000s post was enough to feed for now 😭😭😭)

[bonesandthebees]

I’m immune to styrofoam noises because I built up my resistance as a child by chewing on packing peanuts.

-🥜

...aren't those things toxic? is that safe? oh my god the NOISE I just imagined holy shit that's horrifying

I'm kind of terrified of your power now

[randomnameless]

Why do the FEH devs insist on ignoring Nabatean lore so much?

I recently had a surprisingly cordial discussion on redshit with someone about the "nabateans = colonisers" take, and one of the main points raised was that the game was purposedly foggy around Nabateans/Sothis/their story because it would obviously favor a certain narrative (and thus make another narrative look, uh, not that marketable anymore).

To be honest, we still ended up with a product that had a lead go "this race and its blood* is the reason why the world sucks" and yet that lead is still marketable enough to have raunchy cipher cards and 5 FEH alts, so I actually wonder if, while pissing on that lore had that purpose, it was ultimately pointless since Supreme Leader can still sell goodies despite her incarnation in FE16.

And not only Supreme Leader - but the entirety of WC where we basically have 70% of the cast crying/complaining about their "mixed blood" or lack of and basically adding their 10 cents to the "this race and its blood is the reason why the world sucks".

I mean, can you imagine Sylvain selling any goodies and alts if Flayn replied to his "wah wah people only are kind to me and want to fuck me because I have Nabatean blood :(" by some uncharacteristic "good for you, I have to hide my ears, had to dye my hair, have to lie about my family because if the truth is found out about my identity, I will be hunted and vivisected like an animal and harvested for parts by people who call my kin abominations - just like what happens in the game where the same people who call my kin "abominations" ally with a classmate who calls me a creature and pretends I am incapable of human feelings based on my race".

FE Fodlan's main selling point is its cast of students, for various reasons, but even if I tried to kid myself, Nopes and FEH made it clears : students are the main selling point.

If you spare more time and attention to the Nabatean plot/lore, the students either grow from "likeable" to "despicable" or worse, you won't gaf about them because yeah sure, Hilda might be upset because people expect things from her due to her crust, but it would feel like a "peanut" compared to Seteth's irrational (granted, it's not so irrational since GW exists) fear that Flayn's newest friends would dissect her if they learnt she was a Nabatean, and being conflicted by finally letting her have human friends and form bonds she crave, or protect her due to the trauma from the genocide of their species.

Don't get me wrong, I love peanuts, I mean, not everyone can have a tragik of loaded backstory!

And yet, given how this verse's DNA is "can you fight against the red emperor who uwus about you", they had to add copious amounts of Earl Grey to their games so there's no clear-cut factions :

The "Your alien blood and its influence on the world corrupted it, so I want to reform it under my command" vs "I don't want to die and you oppose me due to my race and side with the people who genocided my kin"

is turned to :

"Your alien blood Crests and its your church's influence on the world corrupted it, so I want to reform it under my command"

"I don't want to die and you oppose me due to my race and side with the people who genocided my kin"

Sprinkle with the cast's hammering here and there that the "reforms" might be needed - but never develop on what they are - and add a few baseless and groundless takes as a toping (basically everything Claude says about tolerance and the general "isolationism/foreign policy" stuff) and you get FE Fodlan where the Red Emperor's war isn't seen as the catastrophe it is in the other entries from the series!

Now, for FEH...

FWIW, the F!F!Billy's trailer had them try to explain that Sothis was a bit pissed about her slaughtered/massacred children when Nopes never gave any reason about why she was pissed - maybe on Billy's behalf bcs Jerry's dead, but come on, she would indeed deserve the medal of the worst parent in the franchise if that was the case, since Billy can murder her daughter without Sothis taking over ! - but given that they cannot write/go against the source game those characters are from.

They tried a bit, with B!Supreme Leader and Hegemongard's FB, but then it stopped (because she had no "new unit" released since then lol) and I can understand why : Hegemongard came out before the Supreme Emblem, and Hegemongard hates dragons who are seen/perceived as gods by some of their human followers. Come FE17, and now Supreme Emblem accepts Alear because they are "one of the good ones". We can come up with HCs and details and talk about what are emblems or if Hegemongard's views were only hers at the end of AM all day long... But imo, Doylist wise, it still feels it's a retcon because the devs from the main games tried to scrap and remove the most "controversial" traits she had.

For the other characters... Well, you see what Marianne is in FEH (but even in her base games), she's one of the few characters who reacts - in a way - to the partial history about relics and demonic beasts and all... only to give sad uwus to Maurice.

FE16 (and Nopes) refused to have any "student" character react to the Nabatean lore/reveal, about what are relics and all. There are no lines, Claude shared some knowledge in the explore section of VW's last chapter, but we don't have anyone muse or think or even talk about what are relics, what are crests, and what kind of fuckery their ancestors or the ancient humans of Fodlan did.

With that in mind, FEH can't do much : either they write Marianne in a retcon-y way like what happened for Hegemongard (and they're not afraid to piss on characterisation, look at Lyon!), or they flanderise her "character" and develop her around 3 lines she had in the game in her paralogue, and continue to give sad uwus about Momo when he was at best a guy who slaughtered and murdered so much that he abused the Nabatean turned into a relic to the point where he turned in a demonic beast even if he had a matching crest, or at worst, had been part of Nemesis's piñata party in Zanado and was something of a genocider.

Tldr :

Why FE Fodlan never gaf about Nabateans : earl grey + the marketable cast has to stay marketable and you can't sell peanuts at the same price you'd sell swordfish

Why FEH dgaf about Nabatean lore : they can't afford to retcon characters + they have to sell peanut alts with the same seasoning they had in their base game.

For what it's worth though, I think FEH is more daring than the base game(s) given how they gave more lines and screentime to Rhea - through her different alts - than GW. And they even designed her Halloween!alt's lines to piss on some of Claude's assertions, while the various FB involving members of the church also - indirectly - reply to some accusations thrown their way in FE16 when, FE16, never gave them an opportunity or lines to explain that those takes were full of dung.

*"but random, maybe she doesn't know that the crests she often decries is "dragon blood"!"

It's highly debatable, especially given what she and Hubert throw to Billy in CF - but even if she doesn't, Doylist wise we still have a character who, knowingly or not, says "this race and its blood* is the reason why the world sucks" and who is never called out on her prejudice. That's more of an issue regarding the general writing though, she has to be a red emperor and took pages from Ashnard's book, and yet, the player must still feel bad and want to romance her, so her mindest/goal cannot be looked at too closely, because, I guess, even the devs thought it would be difficult to romance her (thus sell goodies!) if more light was shed on the "blood from this race corrupts our people" schtick -> which in turn would also make characters whose backstory and gimmick rely on "crying about crests" be way less likeable, thus marketable and able to sell goodies.

[negativepeanuthoarder]

https://x.com/abblespice/status/1827249836158050438?t=-XxARBf_Sz0npghbMv8tCA&s=19

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