#Patrick harper

[thekenobee]

Sharpe + Text Posts (Part 20)

NOTE: the Agriculture text post is a reference to Wellington in Waterloo (1970) where an officer praises the beans to which Wellington replies: "If there's one thing about which I know positively nothing- it's agriculture."

The Feminism text post, on the other hand is a reference to the Duke's relationship with women- the Duke took their opinions seriously and enjoyed discussing events with them- he did not treat women as intellectually inferior, nor did he feel anything was wrong with them being involved in political discussions.

[chiropteracupola]

Our wassail is made of the elderberry bough / And so my good neighbors we'll drink unto thou / Besides all on earth, you have apples in store / Pray let us come in for it's cold by the door...

[have put the good-quality file of this up for pay-what-you-want on ye olde ko-fi in case you want to print this out and use it for its intended purpose. send it to your grandma. send it to your friends. send it to bernard cornwell on facebook. if you want.]

[lacomandante]

Sharpe’s Rifles (1993)

Bonus:

[painaltar]

Sharpe's Sword (1995)

a request for @thekenobee !

[dxppercxdxver]

a kick to the teeth is good for some a kiss with a fist is better than none!

[wyd when your ex-major situationship shows up outside your door drunk and half dead. you beat him up about it of course. you're both women btw]

[napoleoninjorts]

My moe angel princess

[pregnant-javert]

Does Bernard Cornwell know that Harper is the funniest character he’s ever written

[incorrect-rifles]

Sharpe: Trust me, I know what I’m doing

Harper: With respect sir, not even GOD knows what you’re doing

[spockvarietyhour]

[werewiire]

various bi sharpe icons ( and a bonus pat for good luck ) requested by @some-cold-and-some-violence

requests open :3

[thekenobee]

Sharpe + Incorrect quotes (Part 3)

@elodieunderglass- there you go ❤️

[chiropteracupola]

with this one neat trick (clipboard) you too can draw at the costco

[lacomandante]

Sharpe + The Onion headlines: Part 11 of ?

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10

[painaltar]

Harper... Harper-! Easy, sir, easy. Maggie the maggots done the trick sir. Your wound's as clean as a whistle.

Sharpe's Eagle (1993)

[cerebrobullet]

You speak a word and you're dead, Harper. I'll be dead but- Sir, I'll be drunk.

Sharpe's Enemy (1994)

[dxppercxdxver]

i like my life this way and i don't know if i want it to change i have a void between my legs, and i imagine my insides are black shielded from the light but the outside gets some sun when i let it

[*shoots your chosen men with my lesbian beam* uh oh. anyway here's the result of several days of Deranged rambling with @chiropteracupola about sharpe but imagine they were women. maybe even butch women. imagine.]