#Parallel Kirb

[planet-magic-land]

⛄ ~ Kirb! ~ ⛄

she/her + they/them :]

Transgender, Genderqueer, Non-Binary, Parallel Kirb and Anti Kirb flavours :-]

[kirbee-hd]

Does it ever drive you crazy?

Just how fast the night changes?

[icy-dark-star]

Kirbtober Day 18: Mirror

Future Reflections

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

-> kirbtober day 19 - AU/parallel

i lost the original drawing that was mashing both kirb n cringe prompts together for yuri so i just yurified the kirby one by itself anyways XP

[cesium-sheep]

okay the cross stitch pattern and instructions are as complete as they're gonna get. the only thing left to prep for kirb2k is the thousand kirbs print. (and the best of posts and the macarena kirb.)

also got tentatively scheduled with hematology, they said they couldn't see my referral processed in the system but they reserved an appointment for me anyway and said it should be sorted out tomorrow.

next is finishing craft fair stock (and percolating on what to do about christmas presents). taran should be here in a couple hours to just hang out and parallel play.

I do not feel well today. but I just gotta shoulder through and get the last of this done anyway. because I don't feel well any day.

[dark-mega]

Necrodeus

But since I saw someone else do this I’ll also Rank them

N1.Necrodeus:first is how he went to the kill when the puff ball was alone and almost sleep, almost killed Kirby, took all precautions possible, controlled the animals or the island, hired some others and even gave some of he’s powers to someone easy to manipulate to keep a eye on the islands meanwhile he’s right hand commanded the skully’s, filled the islands with undead creatures to KILL kirby, makes a tower for he’s soldiers to stay in, put giant patrols around the islands, put a giant dark shield around he’s “kingdom” forcing Kirby to do a DK 64 and 100% the main game to fight him and even then he shield himself on other 4 stronger bosses and then swallowed the staff to prevent kirby from winning, All of that without mentioning how he possibly Brought dedede to the popopo islands to attack kirby by surprise. Some even theorize he survived since the time line with Triple deluxe does not make up if Necrodeus dies in mass attack with the Magolor portrait, Joronia turning into sectonia, the mirror getting taken and the sun stones. And if this is true then he knows when to retreat

N2.Zero:this thing has s able to throw millions of dark matters under the bus to keep he’s cover, he went for pop star but underestimated the planet and kirby, however Zero two did well leaving Kirby alone (like necrodeus) search to destroy something able to kill them (The Crystal) and staying in the shadows so when Kirby leaves he could have the crystal and continue everything he did even better then he started, pretty smart but too bad he couldn’t end the job. Smart but he’s debut didn’t show much of that brilliance

N3.Nightmare:he’s dumb, we don’t actually know if the fountain was actually he’s plan or if he’s formation was what caused it (something he did unconsciously) and if it was he’s plan then it also means he didn’t thought he would get trapped inside the fountain. Then there’s Kirby clash, parallel nightmare at the start does a smart thing by staying partially in the shadows but quickly reveals himself and gets defeated which is just one of he’s many stupid mistakes like

•trusting king D-mind even if he’s well known for betraying he’s Allie’s for no reason (if super Kirby clash is a sequel of the original which I think it is)

•fighting Kirby over and over again without a plan (you can’t just head into Kirby and hope it’ll won’t be worse the next try)

•summon galacta knight (the idea itself is stupid)

With the last one also causing he’s ultimate demise, then there’s the anime and despite being a good CEO he’s also a awful strategist. The only reason he won the war was by how Overpowered and inmortal he was, but he makes dumb choice after dumb choice, with him not going to personally kill the possible traitor demon beast which could have been either Kirby or meta knight but either way not getting rid of it when it had the chance and has quickly has possible was stupid, he’s even the main reason Kirby gets many of he’s Allie’s during he’s adventure (sirica, knuckle joe and even dedede which nightmare attacked for no reason) every choice he makes is basically him being so spoiled he sees everything has a game till he dies. I theorize/head canon every nightmare is the same entity (maybe not anime) with Parallel nightmare referencing original nightmare Demise and nightmares already being made of bad things just like the parallels, that one line about “being inmortal as long theres fear in your heart” in the anime and the original nightmare being “born”/“reborn” from the dream fountain. So probably this guy is too cocky to actually learn from he’s mistakes since he’s inmortal

N4.Dark nebula:he might be a bad final boss, ugly, a coward, weak, not relevant to the lore, stupid, a idiot, dumb and somehow overrated, but he’ll never be smar- wait that wasn’t the point. He at least knew he wasn’t made for this and escaped after possessing the squeaks and then run like a coward after Kirby beat Daroach’s posses butt. A good thing about being a coward is how they (almost) always live to see another day

N5.Dark Mind:every single idea he ever had is stupid

Having Dark meta knight has a right hand man:that knight would have backstabbed any moment he got a chance yet he’s the only ally dark mind hasn’t betrayed, and let’s talk about how uncontrollable dark meta knight is which caused the four Kirby’s (at least necrodeus made Kirby weaker and killable but Dark meta knight made Kirby four times stronger!!!) having dark meta knight at your side is like playing the Russian roulette

Attacking dreamland instead of just ruling the mirror world:you already have a entire dimension at your fingertips yet you choose to attack Kirby which has already slayed the dark matter colony and if Dark mind is really a dark matter then he should know better

Fighting Kirby:dark mind was the one who opened a portal to fight the Kirby’s after they shattered dark meta knight but if he did nothing probably Kirby would have never found him or even known about he’s existence!

Not using shadow Kirby:you have a easy to control void incarnation which is also easy to trick (I think since Kirby isn’t that hard to outsmart either) which misinterpreted the whole thing and is against Kirby which makes it even easier to trick, USE IT! But now he’s helping Kirby to defeat you!

Betrayals everywhere:he betrayed Dark taranza which gave him he’s new form and Parallel nightmare which resurrected him, betraying them actually is worse for him since he won’t be able to revived if all he’s Allie’s are dead! Of all the Allie’s you could have killed you choose to kill the ones that are actually useful yet dark meta knight is just enjoying being alive in the mirror world and sometimes the normal world

[spidersandtomatos]

done with Galaxia’s redesign for my MK Gijinkas

wanted to keed the pointy look so I tried to make it at least a bit segmented, Dameta’s galaxia is (kind of) a reverse of Meta’s being longer and narrower than og Galaxia.

Parallel Meta’s Galaxia has more of a dark matterish touch to it, included the rainbow hue that DMS has on his sword

[ask-dametagala]

Question to DMK: How is Shadow Kirbs and Shadow Dedede doing? Tell them I said Hi.

"Shadow Dedede? Shadow Kirby? Dark, what are they talking about?"

"....I knew this day would come, but I did not expect it to be because of these seemingly omniscient voices from different worlds. No matter, I shall answer your question first."

"I could not care less for the well being of that giant, manchild of a king. So I do not know how he's doing. As for Kirby, i'm pretty sure they're trapped in a parallel dimension. Now, Galacta Knight, there's something i must confess to you."

"Alright, Dark..."

Dark Meta Knight and Galacta Knight are temporarily unavailable for asks.

[blue-jester]

I think the four heros of yore will be kind of parallel to our current heros... Like for Meta Knight we have Galacta Knight, so the next heros we meet should be a king or royal of some kind, something for Bandee (maybe that's Elfilis if you follow that theory) and something for good ol Kirbs

I just think it'd be fun... And have a lot of angst potential :>

[stingyslegslookweird]

Curvier - a short essay-type thing

Okay, it's been 11 years, I have to share a theory. I'm fully aware that basically no one who currently follows me and/or pays attention to the things I post about will understand anything I'm about to say, but tbh I've put way too much into this to really care.

Anyway, you guys ever heard of TOME? :D

If not, it's this neat little 15-episode (technically 16 if you count /FILE:ZERO, 25 if you also count the Season 1 shorts, and 26 if you count all of those plus AvZ, the 5-year anniversary short) animated web series about two teenagers, an imp, a dragon-man, and a [REDACTED] who get together and fight criminals in VRchat.

Jokes aside, it's really good and you can watch it here. Seriously, go do that. It's so damn good. Today's the 11th anniversary, you literally have no excuse. At least watch episode one, otherwise the rest of this post will make absolutely no sense beyond the most surface-level of details.

Okay, done? You've watched Episode 1? Good, good. So...

In the first episode, specifically around 3:06, Nylocke pronounces Kirb's username wrong, to which he replies "It's Kirbopher. It's like Christopher except curvier." But... it isn't, though, is it? Merriam-Webster Dictionary (the most official dictionary, as we all know) defines a curve as "to have or take a turn, change, or deviation from a straight line or plane surface without sharp breaks or angularity", its synonyms including bend, curvature, arc, bow, and crook. Basically, any circle, half-circle, quarter-circle, oval, etc.

To be fair, assuming the onscreen textboxes are actually a "thing" in TOME itself, as opposed to a visual effect only used to tell the story, one could claim that the font Kirb's player uses is rather curvy itself (and they'd be right), but is it curvier?

After checking Google, I quickly found a list of every font used in the show, gathered in this here Google Doc by one unicornfoal (their username didn't pop up in the menu thing when I tried to @ them so idk if they still go by that), which tells us that the font Kirb uses is "Spicy Sushi Roll".

With the font determined, we can compare the curviness of the names. To do this, I typed each of them out in a word document, took a screenshot, and pasted it into my photo-editing software of choice. There, I created this handy diagram detailing every curve in the letters, in addition to offering brief definitions of my terminology and method for determining what counts as a curve.

Also, as an aside, I'm really proud of how this turned out, especially with the lines and colors and the grid in the background. Like... man. Not to suck myself off or anything, but holy hell am I good at this.

Anyway, as you can see, the name "Kirbopher" has 7 inner (convex) curves and 8 outer (concave) curves, adding up to a total of 15 curves, which, assuming I'm correct about all this, had to be intentional. "Christopher", on the other hand, has 10 inner curves and 11 outer curves, which adds up to 21 total curves. Therefore, "Kirbopher" is not only not "like Christopher except curvier", but is in fact less curvy. This revelation, while shocking, isn't my final point. No, no. Because this rabbit hole goes deeper, dear reader. First, though, we must talk about parallel universes a long-defunct 2000s internet forum.

Long before TOME was a 15-episode web series, its world and characters were conceptualized in a 70-something long series of sprite animations on Newgrounds, known as TvTome Adventures, or TTA for short. Based on the forums of the TvTome website, which now redirects to tv.com, the series featured characters based largely on the forum's users, including one white sword-wielding marshmallow-thing by the name of Kirbopher15, pictured below.

Yeah. That's... more or less Kirby in a hat. Somewhat Kirby-like. Kirbyish? Though, to be fair, it could probably be... kirbyer?

And that's where my theory kicks in. Buckle your fuckle because this is gonna blow your damn mind.

What if, and hear me out here, the original line wasn't "curvier", but instead "kirbyer", as in "more Kirby"? It'd certainly make more sense, seeing as, one, the character was originally just a Kirby recolor in a hat, and two, the name Kirbopher is literally just "Christopher" but with "Chris" replaced with "Kirby", minus the y.

Why was it changed, then? Seeing as it's so early on in the show, which has been stated to have had somewhat of a rough production, almost not making it past four episodes, it could be out of concern over copyrights, trademarks, or other legal issues possibly arising, were the show to be, say, picked up by a TV network or something. Even though Kirby is an actual name that real people have, when you factor in the character's previous incarnation, it could definitely be taken to mean the Nintendo character, instead of a regular person's name.

Oh, and one more thing. Tumblr, being very art-driven by design, is home to tons and tons of artists, writers, voice actors, etc., both amateur and professional. Plus, because Tumblr lets you @ blogs you know the names of, someone with an insane theory about a single throwaway line of dialogue in an episode of a somewhat niche web animation could, say... @ the creator of said animation, assuming they're on tumblr in the first place, and ask if they're correct in their long-winded assertions, or are simply talking out of their ass. So, with that in mind...

@kirbopher How'd I do?

[fujoshimoley]

compiling a list of all known/theorized puffballs (kirby’s species) in the Kirby series. characters who are theorized to be puffballs, but aren’t explicitly confirmed to be, such as meta knight or galacta knight, will be indicated by an asterisk* after their name. Characters who are implied to outright be other characters will be indicated by a caret^ after their name. Theorized linked identites will be noted at the bottom of the list. Also sorted into subgroups to make it easier Main: - Kirby (Hero of the Spring Breeze, Kirby’s Dream Land) - Meta Knight* (mysterious masked warrior, Kirby’s Adventure) - Galacta Knight* (The Greatest Warrior in the Galaxy, Kirby Super Star Ultra) - Prince Fluff* (Patch Land’s kid ruler, Kirby’s Epic Yarn) Connected to Kirby via the Dimension Mirror (Kirby and the Amazing Mirror): - Yellow Kirby (Created by Dark Meta Knight) - Red Kirby (Created by Dark Meta Knight) - Green Kirby (Created by Dark Meta Knight) - Shadow Kirby (Mirror Word Counterpart) Unknown but definite connection to Kirby: - Chocolate Kirby^ (choco-colored palette swap, Kirby Air Ride) - Chalk Kirby^ (grayscaled palette swap, Kirby Air Ride) - Blue Kirby^ (sky-colored palette swap, Kirby Air Ride) - Purple Kirby^ (violet-colored palette swap, Kirby Air Ride) - Orange Kirby^ (zesty little palette swap, Kirby Battle Royale) - Shadow Kirby (KF)^ (Nebula-Patterned Warrior, Kirby Fighters) - Shadow Kirby (KF2)^ (Starry Warrior from the Mirror World, Kirby Fighters 2) - Kirb^ (Classic little Gorb, Kirby Star Allies/Kirby’s Dream Land) Connected to Meta Knight*: - Dark Meta Knight* (Meta Knight’s Mirror World Counterpart, KatAM) - Stock Mecha Knight* (Robotic Knockoff, Kirby: Planet Robobot) - Parallel Meta Knight* (Otherworldy Copy, Heroes in Another Dimension) Connected to Galacta Knight*: - Aeon Hero^* (Ancient Hero of Yore, Super Kirby Clash) - Morpho Knight* (Butterfly of Judgement, Guest Star ???? Star Allies Go!) Uncategorized - Keeby (competitive yellow gorb, Kirby’s Dream Course) - Void* (The God of the Jamba Cult, Kirby Star Allies) Thorbs (Theoretical Orbs) that either could or logically do exist but aren’t seen - Galacta Knight’s Mirror Counterpart - Morpho Knight’s Mirror Counterpart - Shadow Fluff - Shadow Keeby - Parallel Dark Meta Knight - Parallel Morpho Knight - Parallel Kirby^ - Parallel Fluff - Void’s Mirror Counterpart (who may or may not be Dark Mind) - Parallel Shadow Kirby Theorized links - Kirby and Kirb are commonly thought to be the same character, as they closely resemble each other, have the same name and abilities, and are treated as the same entity in-game. - Kirb and Void are thought to be the same character, as Void can only be purified after Soul Melter EX, and completing the subgame will unlock the ability to play as Kirb, which some have interpreted as being the reincarnation of Void after The Ultimate Choice. - Due to the above, it is theorized that Kirby and Void are one and the same. - All colored variants of Kirby introduced after Kirby and the Amazing Mirror are thought to be Kirby and the other 4 puffballs wearing Spraypaints. - The Aeon Hero is theorized to be a past version of Galacta Knight in their prime, prior to their fight against Void Termina. - Parallel Kirby is implied to simply be Void Termina. - Parallel Void is Void Termina. please tell me if i missed any, this is supposed to be an exhaustive list and I don’t wanna miss anything.

[parttimepuff]

Wait, wait. So Grem we know Rev is your mirror counterpart. If you have a mirror counterpart, is it possible you could also have a parallel counterpart? If you do, maybe it’s possible they’re behind this. Given that reflections tend to follow a pattern of morality along the lines of cool, neutral, and asshole, and you and Rev are definitely the first two(you can figure out which of you is which later), it could be that there’s a third one of your kind being a shit. Considering the fact that you’ve both been near each other for a while it wouldn’t be surprising that it’d get the attention of someone who is also connected by… idk, destiny, fate, soulmate au, whatever.

Gremlin listened silently, not wanting to let on he was hearing anything to his guard. 'So... are 'parallels' a real thing, then..? I mean, I used that for my DND campaign, but I thought it was just a fun idea Kirb came up with. Basically an edgy version of ours.' He paused, thinking it over. 'So then, you mean it could be that recolor of me? The bastard from April Fool's? ...nah, I dunno about that. I mean, this blog kinda has a pattern going. Bastards get to show up once, otherwise they get muse status, so I don't expect to see him back.'

He crossed his arms. '...but what if, though? Shit, I hope not. I also really hope you're off about a soulmate au, yeesh.'

“I hope it’s him.” Beep said. “So I can bite his head off.”

[askthepinkpuffandfriends]

Haven't posted art today so here's a Parallel kirb!

[quotes-of-dreamland]

Any rare pairs the mods have? Or just any random character(s) with like no personality or screen time they absolutely love?

Mod Susie: Okay so when I was trying to think of one I thought of Parallel Susie, but then I remembered. That I’m writing a fic from the perspective of a Jammerjab. And have a ton of Jammerjab headcanons. And as a result of writing that fic, have a Jammerjab OC.... so if you wanna hear any headcanons about them feel free to ask-

(also SuZan..? Is that ship rare? I was under the impression it wasn’t rare but here it is anyway, to noone’s surprise)

Mod Skirby: Brow prince... Mirror boy... hold hands sometimes,,... Hi CEO of Skirfluff here-

Mod Taranza: both of y’all hold my beer bottles full of sprite cranberry. Queen Ripple being gay/queerplatonic with Nova, there’s also PartiRanza, Gryllberg, Sailorcissca, polyamorous ship between Taranza, Magolor, and Marx, Morpho2, MetaMorpho, AND.... the big one...

Morpho x Taranza. Gay bugs for the win!!!!

*coughs*... also uh... Gryll is cool.. and the Concept Magolor Girl who I’ve lovingly named Merissa...

Mod Lor: Hello I’m the CEO of NovaStarcutter,,, it ain’t just a rarepair, it’s a critically endangered pair. All jokes/shipping aside, I desperately want more content of Nova or Lor that isn’t made by me, but I understand that’s a lot to ask of people.

I at least wish more people would acknowledge them as characters and not just MacGuffins. Nova canonically shows emotions/reactions and Lor is pretty heavily implied to be sentient both in acting by herself after Magolor gets uhhh Deaded™️, and through some Magolor dialogue. Basically they aren’t just inanimate objects, and I wish others would stop portraying them like they are...

Oh that was quite the tangent,,, oops

Mod Galacta: For characters, basically all of the Meta-Knights, and sword people in general like Galacta and DMS.. I just., [holds gently] i lov them so much. I desperately need to start working on writing down my characterizations for them ‘cause I want to write stuff for them! As for rarepairs uhhh.. skirfluff magochilly, and marxochilly!! there are so many more characters and ships i have been dragged into this hell against my will for the love of god please help me Edit: ... add Rock Kandi to this gdi Mod Ribbon

Mod Ribbon:

i really like the helpers, just in general and whenever i see content of them i go !!!, same goes for the patchland court tenants. they’re all funky lil dudes. in terms of rarepairs i’ve got quite a few that i like (marxochilly, darkroach, ripple x 02, dootwife etc.) 

rock kandi (fluff x kirby x ribbon) is the biggest one though!! it’s supremely cute and fluffy and i like it very much. kirb has two paws for a gremlin fairy and a lasso prince n i’m always open to talking about it pspspsps 🥺👉👈

[clannfearrunt]

Attempting 2 look at the kirb timeline again and looking back on my notes it looks like I decided to take the day Kirby showed up and the day Nightmare died directly from the anime air dates which is fine bc it makes my life easier but also. Kirby crash landing in Dreamland in October... A couple of years later A Certain Egg also crash lands in October... wrow cinematic parallels

[spidersandtomatos]

Here's something I don't exactly understand. What is your definiton of a "power cap"? You mentioned about them in your tags when you're talking about corrupt and pure Aeon forms.

Aeon dark has a power cap because there is only so much you can take out without Parallel Galacta's body completely becoming dark matter.

In the particular case of Aeon light (which is not a corrupted version of prime Galacta's aeon light) its how much can parallel Galacta withstand being in that form without their body breaking down.

The thing is you almost never see these power caps because Parallel Galacta's body can withstand a lot more than prime Galacta Knight and unlike the later Parallel GK aims to kill not injure or disable opponents.