#PUT THE GUN DOWN.

[unicornsaures]

DALLY WHAT THE FUCK DALLY WHAT THE FUCK DALLY WHAT THE FUCK DALLY WHAT THE FUCK DALLY WHAT THE FUCK

[hinamie]

thank u canon plant nerd megumi for my life

bonus:

[wild0moon]

someone pls teach him proper trigger discipline

[grandwretch]

i do think peak comedy is a steve who is absolutely aware of the effect he has on people, but has never felt that way towards anyone else-- the closest he got was with nancy and robin, because he loved them both in different ways, and sometimes he felt like he was going to go insane if he didn't talk to them or touch them right now, but it was never like he had seen other people act about him. robin and nancy made him a better person. they didn't drive him to ridiculous levels of violence and obsession. maybe people in hawkins were just fucking weird.

and then he meets eddie, falls in love with eddie, and he's like... yeah, okay. alright. no, i get it. if anything happened to this guy i would steal the nuclear launch codes.

[sugarcarnation]

love love love how similar these two panels are. makes me insane

[aveloka-draws]

So did you have a good weekend?

Yyea yes, did u?

[morganbritton132]

Pleaseeee I need the live stream audience’s (and their fbi agent) reaction to Steve pulling the nail bat out to defend Ozzy’s honour. The series is so amazing thank you for giving it to us!

Considering the fact that Eddie got Steve to sit down on the bed, kissed his forehead, and then left Steve, Ozzy, and the live-stream to go ‘talk’ to Dan, the unanimous reaction among the chat was, what the actual fuck.

Steve, mindless to the live-stream, flops back on the bed with a loud sigh and doesn’t even complain when Ozzy, still wet from what little time he had in his pool, jumps up on the bed next to him. Steve ruffles Ozzy’s wet fur and tells him, “You deserve nice things, buddy. If an asshole breaks your things, you have every right to break their face. That’s justice, right?”

Ozzy puts his paw on Steve’s chest and Steve nods, “You get me.”

Meanwhile, the chat is blowing up with people being like ‘adorable’ and ‘cute’ and ‘I wish he’d pet me like that’ while other people who aren’t incurably horny are just like, ‘are we going to talk about the bat? Why the fuck does that thing exist? Why does it look used? Why is it being wielded by a middle school teacher with fucking ease???’

“He’s a jock,” Eddie answers. “Of course, he has a bat. All jocks have bats.”

‘NOT WITH NAILS IN IT’ The chat explodes.

“Home security?” Eddie tries with a shrug. “I’ve been trying to get him to GET RID OF IT for decades now.”

Steve doesn’t even lift his head when he says, “I got rid of my axe.”

“You had your axe taken away from you,” Eddie replies because that was true. After the gates were officially closed, the government confiscated everything that so much as breathed in the direction of the Upside Down. Both Steve’s axe and Eddie’s sweetheart were taken.

The only reason the nail bat survived was because the government didn’t know it existed.

A couple days later when half his live-stream chats are still filled with people being like ‘why was he so comfortable holding it?’ and ‘this is a prop from a music video, right?’ and ‘please answer or I’m going to actually die,’ Eddie does provide an answer. He says, “Try googling Hawkins, Indiana. I think that’ll answer all of your questions.”

It does not.

It actually asks a lot more questions.

The introduction of the somewhat-alluded-to-before nail bat to the Steddie Conspiracy Forums causes absolute chaos. No one can agree on anything. It validates so many theories and creates dozens more especially when Steve lets it slip in the background of another live-stream that Jonathan actually made the bat and Steve just never gave it back.

Meanwhile, the only benefit to Steve’s particular brand of shitty parents is that he learned how to girlboss gaslight gatekeep from absolute pros. Anytime one of his students asks him about the nail bat, Steve acts like he has no idea what they’re talking about. He has literally never heard of such a thing, “Like the animal? Their fingernails?”

As for their agent.

Their reaction was heard across all the office cubicles in the basement of the building. Just a loud, disbelieving, “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?”

[calkale]

video games - lana del rey

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Howdy's rainbow suspenders.

thank you for coming to my Ted Talk-

[devildomwriter]

Upcoming Event Cards

Set A

Memory SSR — Mephistopheles and Solomon

Memory UR — Barbatos, Lucifer, and Thirteen

Demon UR — Belphegor

Set B

Memory SSR — Leviathan and Luke

Memory UR — Mammon, Raphael, and Simeon

Demon UR — Diavolo

[frownyalfred]

author's notes at the beginning of chapters like “not sure about this fic, probably will delete later” or “might orphan this idk“ are the ao3 equivalent of someone waving a gun around and making terroristic threats.

[pippindot]

HAND OVER THE CHEEBS AND NOBODY GETS HURT

[burgeredagent]

WHY DIS THIRD GRADER LOOK SO MAD ⁉️

[myuminji]

night market (it's a date)

[sscarletvenus]

LOOKISM 509 BRAINWORMS

this chapter was so sick and twisted. gun once again exhibiting and flaunting his incomprehension of human misery and attributing victory and defeat to strength in the form of violence and killing.

eli dreaming himself "cleansed" of his sins, imagining olly not in his dreadful garb of a crewhead, but innocent and pure, just like the day they had met each other. fantasizing how domesticity has turned him into a better man.... only for that domestic utopia to be an illusion of a man who can never fully escape from his past and the guilt and shame that comes with it.

the inherent self-destruction in revenge being delineated by jake. he's unable to become "whole" again, a person complete with purpose and reason, despite having the man he fought against the whole world for back by his side. the helplessness and humiliation and suffocation in becoming a vessel of revenge, a revenge that leaves you fractured and gutted like fish instead of cathartic.

how big deal showing how they would choose jake again and again, despite everything he does to both himself and to them, no matter what he puts them through, even if jake chooses others over them. and their unconditional love baffling jake in turn.

johan's eye.

[floydsmuse]

fucking hell