#PULEASE.

[suntoru]

noT NOW MADELYNN I AM TRYING TO BE AN ACADEMIC WEAPON.

[yourbasicqueerie]

imagine killing half of the universe to try and win death over, but you leave her NO bodies AND fuck up the natural order. Thanos really was a fucking idiot

[doroinoue]

if u dont draw risu with his beautiful shark teeth you will Die and go to hell

[oswednesday]

tbh i think about this from time to time, if i had a child and they were killed in one of these school shootings i dont think i would be as forgiving and due process as these parents are, the next thing youd hear about me is on the new for caving the parents of the shooter's faces in

[jetaimedarling]

Rebecca Welton could call me a fucking bitch, tell me to fuck off, that I’m an asshole, a fucking pussy (I’d like to be fucking that pussy) oop don’t know who said that but imma continue anyways, chicken shit, shit head. Could literally tell me I’m the bane of her existence and I’d still

Say yes ma’am thank you

[ethernalium]

xmas icon babes, it's tiiiiiiiiiiiiiimeeeeee

[stvrg1rll]

you don't understand I need to see fnaf like rn

[straightyuri]

I feel not good do people want to send me any asks.

[cardierreh15]

Ooooo you Twitter & TikTok bitches piss me off! Cause we Tumblr OGs definitely don’t act like this, you mfs think yall too good to speak to people and be having 3 people reblogging and commenting on yalls shit. 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

[perfunctory-satisfaction]

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[thenarrativefoil]

plumbing the depths of my being for the poise and grace to not gut a certain coworker like a fish.

[onceuponapuffin]

Idk who made the original meme, but here's the receipts:

Now I'm gonna tag some artists. BECAUSE WE CAN TAKE THIS FURTHER YET SO PSPSPS

@katiefrog217 @twistedmashupdraws @gleafer @vavoom-sorted-art

actual scene as it happened in the show

[changisworld]

"things felix says during sex" by any chance? (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE)

OF COURSE

writing this while in my college class rn is brave of me

18+, minors don’t read past this point

main masterlist here

SUB FELIX

“y/nnie, s-so good” he mewls as his eyes scrunch shut as you finally mouth him all the way to his base

“p-pulease don’ sto-op” as you’re pinching his balls as you suckle on the underside of his cock, his hips twitching from the painful pleasure

“c-can i cum now mom-ommy?” he pleads, his eyes leaking almost as much as his now purple tip as you edge him for the countless time.

“no m’re, s-still sensi’ve” he screeches, voice raspy & scratchy due to the noise he’s been making, being overstimulated as you continue riding him despite him just cumming inside you.

“lemme taste, lixie been so good, havent I?” he gives you puppy eyes as he fiddles with your shirt, not daring to move it unless you say otherwise. Once you give him the go ahead, he instantly begins suckling on your nipples, somehow whining more than you as your fingers find themselves wrapping in his hair.

“please kiss me, please mommy” he begs as you pull him by the hair away from your pussy & pulling him towards you, him now on top of you, centimetres away from your lips, his all red & covered in your juices along with your chin

“s-so ti-tight mama, t-thank you” he squeals as you finally let him position himself inside you. A second later you feel him already cumming. As punishment you put a cockring on him & rub his tip & balls so much until it’s completely purple & you’re scared incase he passes out (he doesn’t, of course, he’s too much of a good boy.)

DOM FELIX

“is this all you’ve got hmm? for someone who begs so much you’re not very good at it are you? you can take a bit more can’cha?” he snarks at you, looking down at the sight in front of him, you on your knees on the hard floor, gagging & drooling everywhere as you try to deepthroat him.

“stop trying to run baby, you wanted it, i’m sure you can take it, stop squirming.” He groans as he pulls your hips back onto him with a tight grip, not letting you try push yourself away as his hips keep pistoning your hole with no remorse, your arms giving out & face planting into the bed.

“Don’t even think about cumming on my fingers or cock if you can’t show me how you do it when you’re alone mkay?” he says with his deep voice, sat on the edge of the bed facing you as you grind helplessly on his pillow, your eyes watering & your cheeks flushed, not being able to find the high you so desperately need.

“say thank you. say thank you to the only person who’s made you feel this kinda pleasure. say. it.” He groans as he pulls you by the hair so your back is now against his chest, his hips not slowing. You are a babbled mess & can’t comprehend what’s even going on, feeling his teeth graze over your neck sends you into yet another orgasm a few seconds later.

“That was a loooong one, wasn’t it babe?” he questions with a smirk on his lips as he pulls yet another orgasm out of you with his skilled tongue & fingers, letting you squirt on his face & bed, still not slowing down as you are falling into a floaty space from all the pleasure you’re experiencing.

“thaats it, biiggg stretch” he speaks as he caresses your hand, holding it in his own as he uses the other to begin pushing a two fingers into your already dripping hole while his cock is already wrapped up nice & warm there, stretching you more than you have before. He is imagining how far he can stretch your cunt

I cant imagine felix as a hard dom at all so this is the best i can come up with🥲

This photo of felix makes me want to squeeze him whys he so HDBDBSSKAKABASB

[jetaimedarling]

Is no one gonna fucking talk about Kathryn Hahns hands in Agatha All Along?!? Like those veins? Ugh, especially the scene she’s chocking Rio like.. yess mommy pulease chock me tooooo

[serial-designation-jey]

anyone who has the conmtext fro this sbg canvas image PULEASE TELL ME.

[ineffableigh]

oo getting lunch and reading this now yesgood

There’s no way in Hell (pun intended) that we aren’t getting 1941 part 3 in s3. Because after ALL THAT, all the tenderness, and the loving, longing looks they suddenly went from being this close 🤏🏻 to hooking up to suddenly (potentially) not seeing each other for another 26 years, being all stiff, averting eye contact and of course the whole, “you go too fast for me” bit. WHAT HAPPENED???