#PPFFFTTT YEAH

[the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem]

Alrighty good night

*Lepi poofs back into a moth and immediately falls over. You hear soft snoring

*your orb rings, you see you have a call incoming from good wizard*

*Lepi rushes and answers it

Hello?

[midnight1nk]

So, this week's episode...

[spoilers below cut]

WOW, a Mario Reacts! It's been a long time, hasn't it? Hell yeah, I can work with this!

(no bc seriously, I just finished watching ep. 7 of Arcane before this and I need an emotional break, yeah I know the rest of Act 3 is gonna kill me)

(the following is my live reaction:)

oh hey, Mario! Wassup?

jigsaw, is that you?

oh nvm, hello Swag! nice to see you again since last episode

I'm about to commit a crime [*strikes a pose then walks away*]

I'm willing to work in a government office just so I can come up with an acronym like, gee idk, Y.U.R.I. or something (I should've been a worker in NASA)

NO STOP STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING?!

At this point, Mario, I would just give up

[*clears throat*] mejor me muero, ni modo que sigo con estos porquerías. bueno como dice Mario, bye bye [*drinks some water*] alright I'm back

TADC? ah, just a normal Saturday

no thoughts, head empty

honestly, mood

well, in his own way, yeah

[*echoes announcer voice*] VR, the new era of entertainment

...mr puzzles? nah jk jk

oh, Four's theory may not be wrong here (omg it's jesus)

still can't believe christianity is canon in the SMG4 universe

oh, so I was right! [*jigsaw voice*] "I wanna play a game."

That's actually kinda sweet that he immediately chooses his brother

OH SHIT OOOOH that's gotta hurt

NO MARIO, THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

[*other me pops in*] emo girlfriend, omg it's smg3

no, we're NOT gonna look too much into this, shut up other me

PPFFFTTT that caught me so off guard

say it with me now: YOU CAN'T CONTROL MARIO [*applause*]

I mean, we've been through simulations before, we can take this one too

unironically, I wouldn't mind a 10-hour video of just Mario (and/or the rest of the Crew) just dancing :)

it doesn't even need to have music, I can just put my playlist on and I would totally join in

ooooh, you want to scan that QR code so badly

but also, how did they get a screenshot of my computer?

Mario 🤝 Mario Buddy from the last episode → destroying PCs for the LOLs

AKLDHLKSAFB;KL just the way Mario goes for a fighting stance just so he could run away will never not be funny to me

LET ME IN LET ME INNNNNNNNN

10 hours, welp I got my wish lmao

Mario morphing his face... hmmmm..... [*flashback noises*]

[SMG4: MAR10 Day]

....

don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it

KIRBO NOOOOOOOOO

NO NO NO SWAG NO

same vibes

meme factory? youtube arc? is that you? /j

(yeah I know that the Team uses the same assets ik)

LET'S DO THISSSS oh welp time to vibe

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

what would that be, Swag? Try not to Laugh challenge? I might win tbh

LET'S GO GAMBLING

laughing because of early victory call? very in character for Swag

oooh that's some good animation (y'know, as always)

HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE

am i thinking too much into this or is this the same military base from last episode?

Alright, my little headcanon: the events of this episode and the last one took place on the exact same day

that's just for me specifically

oh hey, more TADC ref

Also, nice PINGAS STUCK IN A DOOR ref

man Mario can't catch a break dude

Congrats to CMorseu for your art being featured at the end credits 🎉

.・-: ✧ :--: ✧ :-・.

Such a good episode! Not plot-heavy, just a silly episode. I'll gladly take it as my late birthday present. And it's great to have Swag back, kinda was half-expecting Chris to just pop out.

I've said this once and I'll say it again: I wouldn't mind if the rest of the year is just filled with goofy episodes. After all, we just came from WOTFI and we do need a bit of a break so the Team could work on the next arc. (From the looks of things, we might get goop!4 *cough cough*)

Loved the bits of animation and Mario's expressions as always.

Now, I know there is some talk about the SMG4 Crew/Mario Does Things being on hiatus and merging with the Saturday videos. If you can even call it that. Personally, I don't mind it. I completely understand if doing 2 episodes per week is a lot for the Team to handle, though I do wish they would give an explanation for it. I think the best solution would be for the Team making an announcement of the change, the reasons behind it, and how it may be different from the regular Saturday episodes. Also make it clear that "hey, the title says this so it doesn't impact the main storyline".

Anyway, it has been overall a pretty funny episode and I quite enjoyed it! Now, if you excuse me, I'm gonna cry my eyes out watching the rest of Arcane Act 3 and bring that angst to the next episode concept :)

OH THE MISERY EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY ENEMYYYYYYY

[girl-of-stupidology]

Hey there! My best friend (@emp-roar) and I have been playing Pentiment together and we got to the point where Andreas died, so we decided to scour tumblr for fanart (to cope). She was both shocked and delighted to see the Werner/Andreas fanarts you did and sent them to me immediately. WE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOVED THEM AND WE JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT! <3 we are kicking our feet giggling in call right now hahhahaha

Wow idk what to say,,,First of all thank you for being my first ever ask Lol and second, I legit also feel the same whenever I see super rare Werner/Andreas (Wer..dreas???) and also legit Pentiment fanart in general. The Kicking feet is too real.

Yeah. No. I really appreciate it you don’t know how happy I felt you two feel that way abt my silly sketches, I love my problematic faves. Now Im more motivated to draw more …Werdreas… Yeah. I guess thats the ship name ppfffttt. Also Lol you said that part so funny like “Andreas died😀😀😀”

(Also on my second playthough I totally did not craft my own Werdreas storyline and somewhat messed up some persuasion checks because so through the game totally no)

[ryuatewater]

Ppfffttt yeah id like to see that happen

in another life you are a

A what anon

A w h a t

[party-gilmore]

every piece of highschool romance media: and be careful around that teenage boy - all they ever think or care about is VIOLENCE and SEX

highschool me, “not like other girls”: 🙄 ppfffttt way to cave into gender stereotypes. that’s ridiculous us girls think about sex too i’m sure for boys its no more than any of us-

adult me, now going through teenage boy puberty: AH okay. that’s. so THIS was their frame of reference. NOW i understand. okay. still not quite accurate and a lil gender essentialist… but there IS a difference i SEE that now like it’s not ALL there is but there IS definitely a… a significant… YEAH.

[thelreads]

Yeah see? I bet you tried to do that this time and it didn`t worked, and that was probably a regular exam, people will be far more stressed when it comes to the midterms, you won`t be able to get an straight answer out of anyone.

ppfffttt- her face oh my god. She`s so unbelievably furious right now but she can`t even express it, she`s too dumbfounded to even emote.

HOLY FUCK HE DID IT

HE DId- SMUG DAMIAN IS NOW CANON! IT`S CANON BOIOS WE DID IT! WE WON! EVERYBODY GO HOME!

[rowinablx]

Ppfffttt but Shuri and Riri laughing so hard, 😆 seeing them drunk 🥴 Thinking so much fighting could have been avoided if we got them drunk

Shuri: Mama you better not let you girlfriend leave, no drinking and swimming. She'll pass out on the way home and wake up tomorrow in the Mariana Trench.

Riri: Yeah M'Baku I think you should take that advice as well. Namor flying like this will end badly.

Namor: It will not. *while maintaining eye contact with Riri, thus flying into a post*

Okoye: *just freaking leaves. Attuma will follow her back to her home. She can hear the stumbling.*

I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[bansheeoftheforest]

"Or maybe it would be "The Laughing Assassin" if it was specifically templar, and it could be the weeping blighter for the rook? Or I. Im looking too deeply into this sjdfhsdj <3"

Ban I regret to inform you that I have like, no clue what this means /lh

I've been thinking that in the database, hes officially called the Weeping Templar. Anyone who's seen/heard of this templar would recognize him due to his unique appearance compared to other templars, even in blighter uniform he'll be called the Weeping Templar. And hes called the Laughing Rook due to 1: people recognizing him as formerly being the Weeping Templar. 2: the fact hes now sporting a cheerful mask and rook uniform 3: the fact he laughs on missions (to clarify he doesn't laugh when killing more of just, adrenaline, Jekyll just really seems to me like the type of person who laughs when he has a lot of energy)

Yeah! I definitely feel that if Henry was doing any Blighter tasks hed be lookout. And do that thing I did in fifth grade kickball and just Not Run. Except hes not having the worst day of his life and actually knows how to play kickball (be lookout) hes just yknow, might be a bit slow for calling reinforcements, oh no would you look at that! The line failed haha, isn't that weird? Guess I'll need a few more minutes :). Aha oh no the rooks are taking over, I'll definitely run, yep, running, absolutely, to call reinforcements :)

Hed do lookout tasks but he wears all the uniforms as he doesn't officially have one for himself and just sorta steals whatevers available at the base. He does have an offical rook uniform but keeps stealing whatevers closest anyway because he's a fiend

I meant like, if he specifically has the rank of a templar in the beginning, instead of getting "demoted" to a Rook i.e a gang member, he would just change side and become an assassin, unless he is known as the weeping blighter and therefore changes to the laughing rook, but I think I was looking very much too into things XD

Godfuckingdamnit I want to make a data base entry for Henry. I just want to make so much more content for this au and for him specifically bc I love all of this. Man, how many people would know about his identity? Would other Templars know, or would only Starrick/His brothers know his true identity so he was hiding it from everyone? Would he be like... Feared, because he is so unique? Like would people think he is horribly high-ranking and vicious and that's why he has to have a mask, do they make rumors that his face is deformed after fights and "it brings fear into everyone that sees him"? I wonder how people/the public would react to him suddenly switching sides. I also LOVE the thought of him being really energetic and have so much adrenaline during missions and laugh bc of it because I imagined exactly that <3

The Rooks/Assassins are smart and often take down the lookout first so Henry just makes it seem like "ahah oh no uh they knocked me out yeah it was- it was terrible I almost died ahah I was halfway to the door to get the others" or "They sabotaged the bell and they had already taken over by the time I found another one, I had to run for my life D:" and stuff. And no one being able to really... Suggest that he isn't doing what he should be doing regardless of if he actively works with the rooks or not, or if he is just "helping" them silently, because he is technically doing what he should be doing... He just so happens to always be "stopped" at just the right time. Ppfffttt, Jacob infiltrating a base Henry is in when they are already working together and they are just... So dramatic about it.

"Oh no! Oh no an assassin! I best go and alarm the others, lest I want us all to die a painful death! Spare me, vengeful man, I am but a mere lookout! I have a life to live!"

"You are but a bug I shall crush beneath my spectacularly fashionable boots!"

"Woe is I! Oh, send Starrick my regards!"

dsfsdf XD

I also love the thought of him just. Being a fiend. Stealing other uniforms. Jacob and Evie constantly asks him if he lost his but no, he was simply too lazy to dig it up from his wardrobe at home so he walked the entire way to the base and stole an outfit from someone else XD

[multifandomwriter18]

Chatnoir x reader imagine ~ “My Hero”

~I made a Chatnoir/Adrien x reader novel on my wattpad. It’s called “Dirty Little Secrets” it’s basically full of smut and all that kinky shit.

Yes I know Adrien is like 15 but I kind of portray him as legal age. You know 18-19? Read if you want.~

I've been madly in love with Chat Noir. When I first heard about him it was when those stone monsters came to life.

Lady bug is cool too but oh my god that cat is hot!!

I brushed my (hair length) (hair colour) out of my (eye colour) eyes ad pulled out my (type of phone) and started to record Chat Noir in action once again.

"Welcome back My Little Kitties! Here's (y/n) (l/n) with ya and I'm once again filming our boy Chat Noir and the one and only Lady Bug!"

As I was filming The Bubbler snarled at me. "HEY WHAT ABOUT ME DUDE?!"

My (eye colour) eyes widened as he shot bubbles at me. I turned around and ran. "Oh shit!"

I tripped on my shoe lace and I fell.

I winched and tried to get back up but only to fall again.

"Look out!"

My eyes widened as Chat Noir swooped down and scooped me up in his arms.

I clutched onto him as he brought me to a small ally way. "Stay here, don't move alright?"

I froze still realizing I was clutching on to him. "Milady?"

I blushed and pulled away. He smirked and raised my hand to his lips kisses my hand. "If your a good Kitten I'll let you get a one in a time interview with yours truly."

I blushed and with that he dashed off again. "Whoa.."

After a while I ran back out. My eyes widened to see Chat Noir corner. I grabbed a small crow bar on the floor and hit the bubbler. "LEAVE HIM ALONE!"

He spun around. "Why you-"

I kicked him where he sun does not shine and grabbed his bubble stick and tossed it to lady bug. She broke it and out came out the purple butterflies.

I watched "DE-EVILIZE! MIRACULOUS LADY BUG!"

Everything went back to normal and Nino sank to his knees. "Oh dude what happened?" I sighed as Chat Noir and Lady Bug fist bumped.

"Pound it!"

I watched them with admiration. "You two are awesome!" I pulled out my phone. "AND WE'RE BACK MY LITTLE KITTIES! Look at this Lady Bug and Chat Noir!" They both waved for the camera.

Suddenly Lady Bugs earrings beeped. "Oh I gotta go! Thanks for the help (y/n)!" I froze for a moment. How did she-

Chat Noir walked over to me. My fave heated up automatically. "Thanks for the save Milady~"

He bowed and kissed my hand. I nervously moved a stray strand of my (hair colour) behind my ear.

"Ah..no-no problem."

He laughed making my heart pound. "Anyways, before I change give me your address and I'll come visit you. Then you can an interview."

My (eye colour) eyes widened. I totally forgot!

I gave him my address and he pulled me up against him by the waist. "I'll see you later~" he purred as his claw touched my (skin colour) cheek.

With that he leaped up on a roof and ran off leaving me speechless.

Hot damn..

🐱🖤

Oh this? Ppfffttt Yeah I write Chat noir sin too. This is the only book that is so popular. It’s sittin’ at 180k.

I’ll post part two in just a little bit. I hope you all enjoyed the chapter my bugaboos. *I’m callin’ all the miraculous ladybug fans that now so...

What did you all think?

Check the book out if you like. My user on wattpad is hotnspicydolantwins

[airxn]

ppfffttt yeah i’m a gamer… i’ve been playing the wolfquest update. what have you been playing?? huh? HUH

[unmoraljinxy]

I galaxy brained on this I am so sorry I went over board xDDD

So...I drew this cat and it all came rushing at me and now I love them and have a whole story ppfffttt. XD

Unfortunately my computers broken so I can't do anything digital rn which hecking sucks.

Buuuttt

Anyways, here's Iceheart. Former deputy turned medicine cat of shadowclan because I loved both options.

She got blinded in one eye fighting against a group of rouge kittypets that invaded the camp(kinda like old OLD Shadowclans kittypet problem mentioned mainly in Yellowfangs secret.)

Although afterward she started to be able to see spirits and visions out of the blinded eye, as if it were in starclans plan all along. (WAS IT THO- XD) So she stepped down and became a medicine cat instead. UwU

Without further ranting, here's Iceheart

Also I totally doofed and drew her scar/blinded eye on the and grey fur/markings right side in this, when it's really on the left. Altho the body and tail markings are the same on either side. I'm too lazy to do both sides- xD

Also here's some concept art I originally did djdjsjskskwjw yeah I want crazy with this. Pft, with this tho you can see her ACTUAL right side is brown not grey and doesn't have the heart marking under her eye, also the left eye was originally orange before she got blinded and it clouded over. UwU

SAOAOSJWJWJWAN I NEED TO GET MY COMPUTER FIXED I NEED DIGITAL AGAIN FOR REAL. XD

@lpswiki have fun reading all this. XD

[fleetstreetfatality]

Did you read Promptis fanfics? What are your favorites?

PPFFFTTT DO I READ THEM!HA! I LIVE FOR THEM! And rping promptis haha and fanart.. okay really I just live for promptis hahaha! 

oh gosh! favorites... that’s hard there are so many.. and i don’t always bookmark or subscribe cause I’m not always logged on. 

there a youtube one thats just so fucking PURE AND PRECIOUS AND JUST OH GODS I LOVE IT! http://archiveofourown.org/works/9395372/chapters/21269162

there’s another one i read that sticks out cause it was just so well written and BOI did i feel for my son. Time Alone! I love time alone even though i only ship prom with noct personally. It ends in promptos so plus it plays on my hc that prom is bi and just love pretty people but fuck Noctis is the one man.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10606602

I also really like ‘Do it Properly’ and ‘Dreamy Eyed Prince’ by Teaandhunni cause I have a weakness/great love for morning sex promptis.

 http://archiveofourown.org/users/teaandhunni/pseuds/teaandhunni

I also couldn’t finish this ask without shouting out my mom friend Izzy because she write me personal promtis stories every night and she just has such an amazing grasp of the characters and what they would and wouldn’t do and say. She’s currently writing me a tattooartist!prompto au that i came to her with and h/c with her ike all day haha but she’s written so much for me and she’s by far one of my favorite promptis fic blogs! @promtistrashqueen SO if you want good shit, hit up my mom friend man! SHe’s amazing!

I’ve read so many promptis fics that I’m not thinking of rn but dude if you guys have like recommendations and shit feel free to send them! I LOVE sleepy morning sex promptis and fluffy sex/ porn with feelings cause lets be real, that’s what makes this fandom and this shit so amazing it the incredible amount of love our boys have for each other, amiright? I also don’t see anywhere NEAR enough of this but i LOVE teen!promptis cause it’s all light touches and soft gasps and unexpected moans and ‘shit noct, thatfeelssogood’ and it’s just precious and really hot and i love it being a new experience for them and the cute moments during and after and the slight awkwardness and just fuck i could go on for HOURS. But YEAH! You get my drift! Sorry Im certain you weren’t expecting a five page essay lol.

But feel free to send me any you’d think I’d like, or message me to talk about/rp/hc promptis, or send me fantart sfw and nsfw i love it all. Really just feel free to always talk to me about anything promptis related cause I’m literally always down! Im gonna stop now before I write you a novel haha

[aleclightwoodisgay]

Emeraude just litteraly twitted that Izzy is not Latina and she is officially canceled. Emeraude who? As far as I know Isabelle Lightwood, Latina extrodinaire is her own independent person. Ppfffttt

yeah, i saw that :/ but considering she has talked about izzy being latina and how happy she is to have a latina character in the show, I do have strong suspicions about the higher ups forcing her to say that so they won’t have to apologize for their racist bullshit.

also emeraude is antiblack and blocked/ridiculed black fans who called her out on her braids, so I think that’s what cancelled her rather than being coerced to cover her racist bosses asses.

[lanyard09]

Nothing's better than:

Rping with @giantdoritoofdoom and listening to ninja sex party. To the shackles of work! Ppfffttt! Yeah right!!!

[thecoveys]

The romantic asks 14, 29, 30, or just all of it I am always genuinely curious about these kinds of things

Romantic asks

14. have you ever confessed your feelings knowing they were unrequited?

Yeah

29. have you ever had romantic feelings for a best friend?

ppfffttt oh hell yeah

30. what’s your type in a potential romantic partner?

Someone who just enjoys a lazy cuddle day on the couch every once in a while, someone who is very chill and laid back, really fun to hang around and very caring and sweet. Someone with the same interests as me and someone I can talk to for hours on end. I do kind of have a type when it comes to looks as well, but it’s very difficult for me to describe lmao I just know it when I see it.

[azaraspirit]

🐭 Mice anons! It was probably a typo but it made me laugh!!

PPFFFTTT LMAO i did not notice that till i read your message but yeah it was a typo LOL ill fix it haha that was a good laugh