#POOR MAGNUS

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Fulgrim: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Konrad: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Horus: Meet me in the Throne room for a wizard duel.

Perturabo: *lifts his gun* Magic missile.

Magnus: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

[tsc-malec]

“He’s all right!” Clary exclaimed, and Alec, Jace, and Simon came hurrying over to have a look. Simon slid his hand into Clary’s, and she wrapped her fingers around his, glad for the reassurance.

“So he’ll live?” Simon said, as Magnus sank down onto the armrest of the nearest chair. He looked exhausted, drawn and bluish. “You’re sure?”

“Yes, I’m sure,” Magnus said. “I’m the High Warlock of Brooklyn; I know what I’m doing.” His eyes moved to Jace, who had just said something to Alec in a voice too low for any of the rest of them to hear. “Which reminds me,” Magnus went on, sounding stiff—and Clary had never heard him sound stiff before—“that I’m not exactly sure what it is you think you’re doing, calling on me every time one of you has so much as an ingrown toenail that needs clipping. As High Warlock, my time is valuable. There are plenty of lesser warlocks who’d be happy to do a job for you at a greatly reduced rate.”

Clary blinked at him in surprise. “You’re charging us? But Luke is a friend!”

Magnus took a thin blue cigarette out of his shirt pocket. “Not a friend of mine,” he said. “I met him only on the few occasions when your mother brought him along when your memory spells were being refreshed.” He passed his hand across the cigarette’s tip and it lit with a multicolored flame. “Did you think I was helping you out of the goodness of my heart? Or am I just the only warlock you happen to know?”

Jace had listened to this short speech with a smolder of fury sparking his amber eyes to gold. “No,” he said now, “but you are the only warlock we know who happens to be dating a friend of ours.”

For a moment everyone stared at him —Alec in sheer horror, Magnus in astonished anger, and Clary and Simon in surprise. It was Alec who spoke first, his voice shaking. “Why would you say something like that?”

Jace looked baffled. “Something like what?”

“That I’m dating—that we’re—it’s not true,” Alec said, his voice rising and dropping several octaves as he fought to control it.

Jace looked at him steadily. “I didn’t say he was dating you,” he said, “but funny that you knew just what I meant, isn’t it?”

“We’re not dating,” Alec said again.

“Oh?” Magnus said. “So you’re just that friendly with everybody, is that it?”

“Magnus.” Alec stared imploringly at the warlock. Magnus, however, it seemed, had had enough. He crossed his arms over his chest and leaned back in silence, regarding the scene before him with slitted eyes.

Alec turned to Jace. “You don’t—” he began. “I mean, you couldn’t possibly think—”

Jace was shaking his head in puzzlement. “What I don’t get is you going to all these lengths to hide your relationship with Magnus from me when it’s not as if I would mind if you did tell me about it.”

If he meant his words to be reassuring, it was clear that they weren’t. Alec went a pale gray color, and said nothing. Jace turned to Magnus. “Help me convince him,” he said, “that I really don’t care.”

“Oh,” Magnus said quietly, “I think he believes you about that.”

“Then I don’t…” Bewilderment was plain on Jace’s face, and for a moment Clary saw Magnus’s expression and knew he was strongly tempted to answer. Moved by a hasty pity for Alec, she pulled her hand out of Simon’s and said, “Jace, that’s enough. Let it alone.”

“Let what alone?” Luke inquired. Clary whirled around to find him sitting up on the couch, wincing a little with pain but looking otherwise healthy enough.

“Luke!” She darted to the side of the sofa, considered hugging him, saw the way he was holding his shoulder, and decided against it. “Do you remember what happened?”

“Not really.” Luke passed a hand across his face. “The last thing I remember was going out to the truck. Something hit my shoulder and jerked me sideways. I remember the most incredible pain—Anyway, I must have passed out after that. The next thing I knew I was listening to five people shouting. What was all that about, anyway?”

“Nothing,” chorused Clary, Simon, Alec, Magnus, and Jace, in surprising and probably never-to-be-repeated unison.

—City of Ashes

[im-out-of-it]

part 8 of season 2, episode 17 “a dark reflection” continued Magnus is high key betrayed

124. Izzy: spill Simon

125. Izzy: it was literally the other day

126. I like to see them bond

127. Izzy really hasn’t had that many or any relationships since meliorn. THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD HER DATING MORE and I don’t count charlie, that was too short lived

128. I like Simon not pushing Maia. because if she says no and isn’t ready, that’s your answer

129. Isabelle is also right but you have to respect people’s consent and choices

130. this would be a decent scene if he didn’t just kiss her after (basically same scene but also black and white) (I use too many gifs) (probably why I’ll end up with a million parts for this one)

131. this was from the she loves me scene on the right and left is shouldn’t we save him scene that I’m currently doing. sorry I forgot!!!!!

FANTASTIC ACTING BY WILL TUDOR EVERYONE

132. this is normal behavior- said no one ever (also this is just as gross and even more so in the books + clace stuff before they find out they aren’t related and anything clary jace jonathon related in the books)

133. you won’t catch me defending that. I’m not about to explain or defend incest to y’all

134. I don’t know why incest has to exist with these stories (besides CC has a fetish ITS IN ALL HER BOOKS) because downworlders are part demon and you don’t see them wanting to fuck their family members

135. shit shit shit it’s here YALL IM NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THIS (also I think I might’ve accidentally used the gifs for this but whatever)

136. man I’m so glad this is my last part before my little break because I’m not able to handle this scene right now lmao

137. Magnus is so cautious and it looks as though he’s trying to get a read on Alec

138. also alec looks really scared and he should be because his ass is going to be toast (RIP ALEC 2x17)

139. Alec: oh thank fuck I didn’t miss another dinner so this can’t be bad then

I’ll resume part 9 140 tomorrow 😭

[jennylikejerry]

Honestly, guys I would be too scared to tell Dr. Alex Fierro I had a headache, I would be afraid he/she would decapitate me.....

[supersonicgrandma]

Samama Khalid’s dating history apparently consists of Alice Dyer, a woman who was into Charlie Chaplin sexual roleplay, and Celia, who ended up chucking his ass into the eyepocalypse

[saragrosie]

Sketching while streaming s5...

Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)

Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:

(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)

[spiralling-spires]

Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

[buildoblivion]

👀👀👀👀

[technically-human]

Oh, Archivist, we're really in it now

[dricacchi]

"Whoever takes over from me is going to know exactly what happened."

[awesome-shoes-with-wings]

Do any of you ever wonder if Camp Half-Blood accidentally brought in a demigod of a different pantheon before?

This would be especially hilarious if it happens sometime after The Last Olympian/Heroes of Olympus, where the gods are required to claim their kids quickly.

A whole day passes, and the new demigod needs to sleep in the Hermes Cabin and Percy is furious. Meanwhile, the Greek Gods are pointing at each other and shouting, contacting the most obscure of mini gods. Chaos erupts on Olympus as every deity in Greek Mythology is called upon and interrogated. Hermes hasn't run around so much in centuries.

Hecate sits in silence, fully aware of what's happening, but enjoying the show too much to intervene.

[snekberry]

He's all eyes. He's all eyes.

[possiblyawesometmblr]

i'm allowing myself exactly one (1) moment of pure delusion:

jon martin jonah. thanks for your time.

[bopbop171]

Gwen is in her lane. Focused, thriving, flourishing.

[thatoneghostthateatspeople]

Jonathan sims the archivist

Jonathan sims is my favourite stressed mess-

I spent wayyyy too long on his face but at least it turned out okay! also happy with his hair.

[brettanomycroft]

Still not over the fact that Gwen had this horrible, traumatizing experience and then she comes to work and suddenly out of the blue it seems as though Alice is being nice to her? And Gwen is so stunned at the idea that Alice remembered her and did this considerate thing for her? But then in reality we all know it was just an accident?

Definitely not over the fact that you can hear the moment where Gwen breaks and that vulnerability comes through. But then not a minute later Celia shows up and Gwen remembers that she's not supposed to show weakness - that's not something she's allowed and so that's not something she will do. The snap and shift broke me.