#POLYGAMY? 👀👀👀

[chloeworships]

This message is long but oh my lawdddddddddddd. This is some hot tea 🫖

🎶Music:

I said Backstreet Boys when it’s really N’Sync 🤦🏾‍♀️😩😅

Forgive me lol. See someone definitely wants your forgiveness because they made a HUGE MISTAKE. They could have been extremely “shallow” as the music video states. You were faithful 💜 and this is giving me “the one that got away” vibez 👀

Ummmm excuse me why are they living flying and dancing in outer space 🪐 OH MY GOSH… shoutout to Mars lol 😂

Ps. For some, they only coming back because God is UPGRADING YOU 💰Tell them BYE 👋🏾

PPS. Someone will get evicted from their home. You could have given this person your apartment and they didn’t pay the rent. Also these ppl are just inna, inna, 😂 all up in your business. I don’t like that 😤 …. Tribe of Benjamin pls stand up lol

SN: I am glad I am single because WOW.

[sozila]

Would you ever write a SatoSugu x reader fic 👀? Asking for myself 🩷

hi anonnie 🎀

short answer; yes! but i think maybe not in the way you’re thinking hehe 🤭

i feel like most of my stories are pretty monogamous, i mean up until now both my fics are just singular x reader pairings. i think what you’re asking for is like polygamy or a threesome (lol eiffel tower 😜) which i think isn’t my personal cup of tea just yet! i’m not writing off smut entirely, i just don’t think i could accurately represent one given i haven’t written intensive smut. but i’m not totally closed off on the idea 🤗

my alternative for now that i could definitely write for you would be like a love triangle situation that’s messy haha, if that’s up your alley :P i loooove writing complicated relationships. like ooh, your boyfriend is satoru, but every time he has a fight with you, his sweet best friend suguru comforts you, toooootally no ulterior motives. lolzies 🫣😮‍💨

however i was thinking about writing an old western au with cowboys satosugu fighting for your love…... if that’s also something you’d like, tell me 😋💕

thank you for asking anonnie!

[deathmetalangel]

Heya! 😶‍🌫

I have an idea for a request... I mean-

What about a fic about a love triangle between Marshall Lee and Fiona (from adventure time) fighting over a fem!reader that's just a sweetheart and kinda energetic but is just hella hot when she fights.

(+bonus if you add the three of them getting in a poly-relationship at the end of all 👀)

Feel free to ignore this request tho- It's just that this is the first time I see someone willing to write for adventure time :'D

PD: -hands Envy a flower- this is for you, it's an award for your amazing work 🌷😌

SWEET LIKE SUGAR CANDY (FIONA X FEM! READER X MARSHALL LEE)

warnings: just polygamy which isn’t much of a warning, oh and some violence

the choice between two suitors

tysm!! it means a lot to me honest. i’m glad you like my work :3 i love adventure time so it’s nothing! it’s one of my fav shows. also i had a lot of trouble writing the ending srry

Normally Prince Bubblegums castle was boring and going over there was only fun if you wanted to annoy the uptight monarch. However, Marshall Lee knew y/n was going to be over there for some council meeting for her kingdom so how could he skip out on that. He needed to spend as much time with her as possible, especially when Fionna would be there as well.

Fionna was his “rival” as of now. Only because it was obvious just how bad she had it for y/n. She was always so nice to everyone it’s obvious why Fiona would like her, but still. Marshall was dead set on charming the girl. Even though Gumball begged the vampire to not “corrupt the mind of his general”. Pfft. As if he, okay he did understand that point of view. However, the sweetest and most badass fighter in the kingdom with the coolest and most handsomest vampire in the Nightosphere would obviously be the best couple.

So Marshall got all ready for the meeting and when he arrived both the Prince and General were waiting for everyone. "Why hello y/n, may I say you look exceedingly dangerous and deadly for this council meeting." Her cheeks turn a soft pink while Bubblegum rolls his eyes, she was so easily smitten.

"Good evening Marshall, why thank you. You look exceptionally lethal as well. I wasn't expecting you to show up to this meeting however, what changed you mind?"

"Eh you know, how could I pass up seeing your pretty face." She giggles as more guests start to arrive. He was always one to flatter. It was like second nature to him by now. Marshall Lee was nothing if not charming.

Before he can speak he gets interrupted by a familiar blonde. "Hi y/n! You ready for this meeting?" Fionna smiles at y/n who returns the look.

"Of course. What kind of General would I be if I wasn't always up to date on the affairs of my armies and the people they protect." She was always so noble. So good. Maybe that's why they both showed interest in her. Fionna was the epitome of a good person, and that obviously drew her in.

However, Marshall was not a good person. No matter how you spun it he was selfish and did things for his own gain rather than the good of everyone else. Y/n was selfless. The opposite of him. So in some ways Gumball was right, but he wouldn't let that stop him. "Shall we all gather inside then." Gumball says to catch everyone's attention.

All of the attendees follow the two candy people into the royal meeting room where Gumball sits at the head of table with y/n on his right side and a banana guard on his left. Marshall quickly rushes to take the seat next to y/n before Fionna can take it. And when he does the girl blushes almost furiously.

With a triumphant smirk Marshall sits down and waits for Prince Gumball to start the meeting. "As you know there have been a series of attacks on the outer perimeter of the kingdom especially near the southeastern perimeter. Y/n has scoped out the area and we have reason to believe it's thieves that are attempting to steal royal artifacts. I called you here to assemble a team to take them out for good."

Many people look around the room to try and guess who will volunteer or be volunteered. "I have drafted a select group, and I hope there is no protest with the fighters I have picked. Y/n will lead one troop of banana soldiers and accompanying her will be Fionna, Cake, Marshall Lee, and I will allow y/n to bring Lord Monochromicorn. Sound good?"

Of course y/n nods her head dutifully while the rest of them accept the job. "You should go at once. Y/n has packed all the necessary supplies and Lord is waiting for her and Fionna outside. Please let me know if there is anything else you need." Marshall may think of Pg as snobby, but he still was a pretty good leader.

The assigned group follows their pseudo leader to the garden where Lord Monochromicorn was waiting with an unreadable face. He stomps his foot on the ground noticing y/n approach. "Yep. We're all set Lord. You ready?" The stallion stomps his hoof in agreement.

"Great! Come on Fiona and put Cake on too." Fionna looks back at Marshall with a smirk. She was so winning the general over. Marshall huffs under his breath. Stupid show off. Y/n simply starts to have Lord Monochromicorn take flight, not noticing their silly antics.

Fionna looks back towards Marshall before starting to talk to y/n, she just knew how much this bothered him. "So uh y/n what exactly are we facing here."

"Hmm? I think it's just some bandits, but we don't know what magical artifacts they have already stolen so we must remain vigilant. Wouldn't want anyone getting hurt after all." She smiles as Monochromicorn starts to lower and get closer to the ground.

Immediately arrows start to shoot at the group when they start to land. “Those jerks. They won’t even give us a chance to land. Lord just avoid as best as you can.” He nods at the generals orders and dodges the projectiles. “Marshall Lee can you take out the shooting squad?” The vampire nods and makes quick work of the losers carrying bows and arrows.

“Yo y/n those guys are barely a threat! This is kinda fun!” The girl nods before unsheathing her sword and grabbing her shield. She stands up making Fionna and Cake confused, before either of them can say anything the girl just lets herself fall backwards towards the oncoming battle.

“Y/N!” Fionna shouts out watching the general flip through the air. When she lands on the ground her normally sweet face is dead serious.

She points her sword out towards the army waiting to fight. “You have threatened my kingdom and home, for that I must beat you to a pulp.” The bandits look at one another confused until the one woman army bounds forward clutching her sword with insane determination.

Fionna and Cake hurry after her when the banana guards start to arrive. Y/n fights off the attackers almost three at a time. Each one failing against her skill with her blade. Fionna watches in awe at how fluid her movements were until Cake had to save her from a sneak attack. “I think you’d be better off watching your own back instead of hers.”

Marshall leaves a trail of knocked out bandits behind him as he makes his way towards y/n, he’d be damned if she didn’t see how well he fought. “Marshall! Air support?” She calls out when she notices his presence. The immortal smirks before flying over to her and lifting her by her hand.

“Beautiful time to fly huh gorgeous?” Her face burns red before she promptly lets go and drops herself onto a handful of fighters using her shield to cushion the landing. “Damn she’s hot.” Marshall mumbles under his breath before helping her take out the rest of the bandits.

“Hey general! I think this is what they stole!” Fi shouts out from the other side of the field holding up a bag filled with gems and other objects. Y/n walks over while putting her weapons back to where they normally sit. She nods at Fionna and takes the bag.

“Perfect. This is exactly what we had lost in our outposts. Why Pg had artifacts in the outposts beyond me.”

“So what now?” Fionna asks aloud as Lord Monochromicorn soon joins them.

“We go home? I mean I can whip us up some food or something when we get back to celebrate if you want.” She smiles at the three before the incoming argument.

“Y/n I love you!” Marshall slowly turns towards Fionna who covers her mouth from her outburst.

“You sneaky little witch! I was gonna ask her out and here you go ruining stuff!”

The two continue to bicker while Cake, Lord Monochromicorn, and y/n all watch in stunned silence. “Uh Cake did you have any clue about this?” Cake nods. “So why didn’t you tell me?”

“I didn’t think the two dummy’s would fight right in front of you.” Cake’s insult finally catches their attention.

Marshall pushes Fionna to the side and rushes towards y/n. “What do you say y/n? You, me, dinner? Maybe even a concert?”

Fionna bumps him out of the way in return. “Nuh uh! Y/n! We can sharpen our swords and then go on an adventure together!”

Y/n stands there when they start trying to push one another out of the way. “Ahem.” She clears her throat to shut them up. “I’m going to be honest, Marshall Lee I was interested in you since we met at Lumpy Space Prince’s party, but I was also interested in Fionna when we started going t battle together.”

Both potential suitors watch nervously waiting for her to choose. “Gah I just can’t pick! You both are so amazing! Why do I have to choose!”

“If that’s what you want princess.” Marshall Lee smiles at her and grabs her hand.

“I mean I guess I don’t mind sharing with Marshall.” Fionna mumbles.

“Wait huh. Really?” Y/n questions still not believing. Both of them nod. Y/n lights up and smiles. “That’s perfect! Now can I still make some lunch?”

[alannybunnue]

Daemon Targaryen and a Septa!Reader 👀

The Reader served Queen Aemma as her court septa, which is how she crossed paths with the Rogue Prince. She had met her queen's brother-in-law on a number of occasions, he had always intimidated her with his golden cloak and unpredictable demeanor. She had heard of the things he had done as Commander of the Guard to the criminals of King's Landing and prayed that he never paid her much mind.

However, to her great misfortune, Daemon had noticed her. He had noticed her greatly. He couldn't wrap his head around the fact that such a beautiful and lovely creature had relegated herself to such a drab and boring existence. When he visited Mysaria at her establishment she would sometimes bring him girls with similar features to the Readers, dressed in religious robes.

On the day of the tourney to celebrate the birth of the new prince, Aemma had asked her septa to keep an eye on Rhaenyra during the festivities. Before commencing the joust, Daemon came up to the royal box and asked his Septa for her favor. It was gossip worthy enough that Daemon did so while already married, but to ask a Septa? It was downright scandalous.

After the death of the queen and the "heir for a day" fiasco, Daemon was ordered by his brother to return to his wife in the Vale. But rather than that, before he left he stole away his Septa and brought her along to Dragonstone with him.

Six months later, after Daemon steals the dragon egg, Viserys receives the joyous news from his brother that he is to be an uncle. Daemon also informs him that he has already taken the Septa as a second wife in the Valyrian tradition of polygamy.

Viserys has a headache because he does not need a rebellion from the Faith right now...

AAAAAND VERSION 2.0 MOTHERFUCKERS

This being in the beginning as Daemon shows that he is a fucking bitch and takes the Septa instead of Mysaria and actually getting her pregnant because he can.

Imagine the hole plot out of this.

[jacethegaymer]

The vacation he got and deserves

So in my uberhood

Unexpectedly Nervous and Kent fell in love and they had a wedding (it went chaotic btw)

however will there marriage last long? 👀

(As to why on that question, I may plan on having Nervous and Kent not be a couple anymore. I’m going to have Nervous likely be in a polygamy relationship with Pascal and Jace (as someone who is polyarmous, I’m having my game be filled and represented for poly positiveness ) and have Kent either cheat or.. go on a darker route and have Olive do something with Kent as to why well, you’ll have to see when it happens, Which in my case, it’ll be 600 years lmao)

[spurgie-cousin]

If I know of (through family) an Allred family in Utah that are mormons, should I be concerned and keep my distance or is that just a common mormon last name and there may not be a connection to anything insidious

Lol the short answer is yes, it is a very common Mormon last name and you probably don't have anything to worry about unless they're being blatantly weird.

Allred is one of those Mormon family names that have been around since the literal formation of Mormonism, I've been able to trace Christine (Allred) Brown's ancestors straight back to Nauvoo, Illinois (where Mormonism kind of became official). And a big chunk of the Allreds did not denounce polygamy along with the mainstream Latter Day Saints back in 1890, meaning they have been having these polygamous mega-families for decades, so the family tree is more like a dense forest lol.

Because they've been around so long and because there are so many of them, the name is pretty present in the mainstream Mormon church as well, and of course others have left the religion entirely. It's likely the ones you know of are LDS, although if you get a chance to pick their brains and find out otherwise, feel free to let me know 👀.

[mailrebel]

its not twins 👀

It’s a very silly idea I had for a short story 😂 Here’s the summary I’ve prepared:

"Takes place in an AU where OOT Link isn’t sent back in time. Instead, he goes to Hyrule’s wild celebration party, and ends up getting a little too close to a certain princess and a certain ranch girl…Now the hero has been gifted with some surprising news: he’s going to be a father of two! The only catch? Well, it’s not twins…”

It features both Zelink and Malink with Link basically finding out that he got both girls pregnant 😂 It ends up being a polygamy type of relationship between the three of them, and I’m not 100% sure how I feel about that 😅 But I feel like it could be fun and comedic, so I’m keeping it in the back of my mind for now lol.

[roleplaymadness]

Hi! I figured the first post would be me introducing myself and sharing my roleplay rules. First, most importantly, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT 🚫 I do not roleplay with minors and never will. I myself am 27 and will not tolerate it.

Here is a quick list of the rules if you don't want to read the entire post. They will be explained below in more depth.

--MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO ROLEPLAY WITH ME.

--MUST BE FEMALE AND HAVE FEMALE CHARACTERS (I have my reasons and don't owe anyone an explanation)

--MUST BE WILLING TO ROLEPLAY ON DISCORD.

--MUST BE AT LEAST SEMI LIT.

--MUST BE OPEN TO GENRES LIKE FANTASY, SCI FI, SLICE OF LIFE, ETC.

--MUST BE OKAY WITH NSFW SCENES AND MATURE CONTENT.

The first rule is self explanatory. The second one is important. I myself am female, but I only have male OCs at the moment. I have no problem playing female background characters or side characters, but the main focus is on my male OCs.

I strictly roleplay on Discord. I will create us a server so we can post music, aesthetics, detailed character bios (or not so detailed), talk ooc and more. I am obsessed with creating moodboards, making playlists, gushing about our pairings, and becoming friends outside of rp.

I am semi lit. Depending on the scene, I can be novella length, but I work Mon-Fri and sometimes I am too exhausted to write out anything too huge. I usually require just enough to progress the story. No one liners, obviously.

Lately my main focus has been slice of life and Western, but I am open to sci fi and fantasy as well. These are my favorite genres right now and I have characters and Spotify playlists for all of these! Also, for me, fantasy is a spectrum. This can include vampires, pirates, gladiators, knights, magic, and even a combination of all of them.

NSFW is a big part of my roleplays. While it is not the main focus, it makes the roleplay fun. Sexual tension and slow burn build up to a steamy romance scene is *chef's kiss.* If you don't agree, I'm not the partner for you. ALL OF MY ROLEPLAYS INCLUDE ROMANTIC PAIRINGS.

Right now my main pairing has been MXF. I have a few characters that are bi or pansexual, but for me I just prefer doing MXF pairing. Just personal preference. I have tried FXF and MXM and found myself sounding awkward and silly. I have done many different storylines, including angst, polygamy, incest, affairs...really nothing surprises me anymore. There are only a few things I won't do.

If you got this far, you're amazing. If you are interested, LIKE THIS POST OR COMMENT 👀. If you like the post, I will more than likely be messaging you, so do not like just for the sake of liking. We can discuss what we want to do in dms!

Hope to talk soon!

[papirouge]

I’m so scared for the girls and women of Gambia right now, Muslim scrotes continue to prove themselves to be the worst, if you didn’t know their government are working to over turn their ban on FGM believing that banning it means that they can’t fully practice their religion (Islam) and since a big majority of the population is muslim they want to change the law so girls can be mutilated for men.

Fair enough anon, FGM is not the fault of Islam. It's an ancestral practice that tracks as back as to pharaonic Egypt - so waaay before Islam was a thing. Even today, FGM is highly practized in Egypt, even in the Christian copt community. So this tradition clearly transcends religions.

If FGM was an islamic tradition, it would be widespread on the whole Islamic zone, but FGM is mainly in Africa - not really a thing in middle east. So yeah it's an African thing. (Hotep can stay mad lol)

It's so funny to see Hotep seethe about it and blame arabs for importing the practice into Africa lol. Hotep are delulu weirdos fantasizing about an ancestral Africa, glorify & myth-ify the continent's past to a ridiculous extent, and refuse to be remotely critical of our traditions (they constantly complain about the white man erasing our "tradition" while never questioning whether said traditions where good or not - sorry but I'm grateful for Christianity for calling out (blood) ritual sacrifices and witchcraft 🤷🏾‍♀️)

So when we explain to them that FGM is *from* Africa (Egypt) they freak out. Which is weird because they usually LOOOOOVE claiming Egypt and how pharaohs were Black.... but suddenly they refuse to claim this Egyptian tradition 👀

THAT BEING SAID I'm absolutely not surprised to see FGM being upheld mostly in Muslim African countries. Male will always find ways to abuse and oppress women. Especially Muslim men. As much as I said that FGM transcends religions, I'm not surprised to see it's Muslim men fighting to get it unbanned.

I'm glad I'm from a heavily Christian country (Republic of Congo) and that we uphold the Christian value of respecting one's body integrity. We still struggle with polygamy but Glory to God it's getting more and more uncommon. Thank you Jesus for monogamy 💜

[ladymorghul]

If Aemond had been a girl do you think Aegon would have had his choice between his sisters, had two wives or Aemond would still have been married off to someone at Storms End?

hmm i reckon he would have had his choice. 👀 afaik polygamy is not allowed in westeros. it was practiced by the targaryens but not anymore

[foxilayde]

Guuuurl, your asks and answers resonate with me 😂 tbh I agree with one of the anons! I seriously get the vibes Oscar and his wives are in open or poly marriage 👀

I’m sorry, “wives”?

If “wives” is where we’re at then it’s definitely poly. As in polygamy.

[ronwestbreeze]

polyamorous or polygamy ? 👀👀

a little bit of both?? i think i've mentioned it before but their future relationship is def inspired a little bit off of my other work, the shallow series!

[oolathurman]

Howlite: 👃🦴🚲

Athenyia: 👀😍👙

Eko: 💞🔥💐

Piping Hot OC asks which I'll be continuing to answer all night!

(^ howlite, athenyia, and eko, from left to right. eko is mixed sith pureblood/twi'lek. note to self, get another screenshot with athenyia's updated hair.)

Howlite

👃 : Does your OC smell good? Do they have a signature scent?

I imagine he smells like warm spices, mushrooms, and this very specific smell I associate with oil in a hot wok. (I'm not sure if it's the smell of the breath of the wok, or the hot oil, or both...)

He has a homey smell, if you've lived in a chinese kitchen half your life. It's the smell of a family waiting for you to join them at the table. It's comforting, inviting.

🚲 : Does your OC enjoy playing the field? Or are they more monogamy-minded?

While he certainly doesn't mind polygamy, he simply chooses to be devoted to whoever his partner(s) are at the time. When he dates, he will want to date a person(s) with the intent that he's looking for long term relationships and long term relationships only. If his partner(s) want to open up a relationship, he doesn't mind, though it's likely he will not pursue anyone else at that time.

🦴 : Does your OC have much sexual experience? What are they like?

Sorta as a result of the above, while he has experience he doesn't... have a diverse portfolio, shall we say. lol. But what he does know, he's good at. And while he may start of pretty vanilla, he's more than happy to try other things -- just take it slowly.

Athenyia

👀 : Does your OC believe they are attractive? Do they use that to their advantage?

HAH no. If you told her she was pretty she'd look at you like you asked what the spanish word for quesadilla was: Like you're a fucking idiot. She's got scars for days and cybernetics covering half her face, what the hell is attractive about that???

That said, she still does like colorful makeup, but mostly cuz she just likes the colors rather than anything else.

😍 : What does your OC find irresistible in others?

Cheekbones and well defined muscles. She likes watching how muscles flex and move under the skin, she likes studying them. How the light bounces off the skin, how tendons stretch and muscles relax… (Kind of like how she'll watch prey animals and find them fun to watch when she's on a hunting trip...)

👙 : What kind of underwear do they use? Is it pretty or functional?

It is unbearably practical. Part of it is that it's hard to find pretty underwear for fat bodies and part of it is that she doesn't know how to care for pretty lacy things. While she can be careful, she's not a gentle person, and would hate to rip something beautiful.

That said, I think that if she'd ever admit it, she'd like a nice set of basic lacy lingerie... but only if she didn't have to be the one to worry about making sure it stays lingerie and not turn into a pile of shredded fabric.

Eko

💞 : Do they treat sex casually or do they view it as something with a lot of emotional weight?

Oh he's so fucking casual about it. That said, it's hard to get in his pants (or skirt or dress) in the first place so good luck :']

🔥 : What’s a surefire way to make your OC get flustered?

Being better than him at something he likes. Like dancing. It's how Junba wooed him in the first place lol. That said, he can be pretty competitive so Eko would learn how to become a better dancer out of spite... There's a lot of 'anything you can do, I can do better' in Junba and Eko's relationship and the amount of competition between them has honestly just become part of their courtship rituals lmao.

💐 : What is their courting style? How would they woo someone?

I mean frankly, Eko just has to show interest in someone to woo them. Assuming that person is into short pretty boy twinks that is. He can be as picky as he wants when dating someone, pretty much.

[spurgie-cousin]

Highly recommend the Year of Polygamy podcast! I believe Moroni Jessop has been on as a guest at least once. Christine’s aunt has been on too. All the different polygamist branches are fairly closely related and some of their histories are 👀

Oooooo ok, I will definitely check that out! I'm traveling tomorrow so perfect timing bc I'm all caught up on my normal podcasts.

And yes omg, I don't know if Christine's mom talked about her ex-husband's family at all on her episode, but that whole story is a wiiiild ride. And I try not to make blanket statements about fundie mormons most of the time but I've gotta say, I have yet to find a community that isn't genetically linked to all the others I know about so far......... it's kind of like the royal European families of the last century except with less money and more human trafficking, everyone's related to someone somehow to the point where they gotta strategically marry in new blood every now and then.

[destinyc1020]

Damn I would never understand polygamy,call me old school or too traditional but it's kinda weird. Poor Austin. Like if someone wants dip yours toes and try ur friend pussy or someone dick on the side,why then dating at first place,it's not sustainable. She too young and 10+ years gap too big idk

"Poor Austin"?? Lol maybe he's fine with it?? 😅 IF the rumors are true, then if you think about it, it kinda works for them , cuz he likes women, and so does Kaia lol. 🤣

But yea Girl I couldn't do it either. NOT in a relationship lol....

Now, if I just wanted to have a little fling or one night with two MEN at the same time (I'm not sharing a man with another other woman, I'm sorry lol) and it was just for fun, then hey...I wouldn't mind that lol..... 👀🤭 Might be fun lol.... 👀

But if I were actually in LOVE with either one of the dudes, I couldn't share. Sorry!!! Especially not with no woman. NO way. Not my style at all.

And yea, I honestly think the 10-year age gap has always been weird to me. 🥴 Not because it's 10 years, but because she's so YOUNG and the stage of her life compared to his. If she were 30 and he were 40 I wouldn't even blink an eyelash.

[the1975attheirverybest]

Denise! I volunteer as tribute!!! Matty, you know where to find me. Here on tumblr👀

HAHAHA. Hey, on the off chance you’re lurking, Matty, there are some marriage proposals that we’d like your response on. Better be a yes. We can share. Polygamy is totally fine.