#PMD incorrect quotes

[zerger33]

A collection of PMD Incorrect quotes.

(All of these sprites were taken from the PMD sprite repository)

[sincerely-sofie]

[tineymang]

i mean they have a point

[dragonspiral-tower]

theyre both so stupid

[randomthingslover]

I've been seeing a lot of these and I'm like, 'hey tumblr has a lot of PMD Au textpost why not me' and so I'm introducing my basically Rewrite AU for the Rescue Team

All base sprites taken from the PMD Sprite Repository Tam the Eevee's portraits edited by me Rasu the Pikachu's portraits edited by me

[phantom-mizero]

Hero: Okay, that tracks. Listen, I have an update from Hero Central. Uh, I’ve updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to no one and nothing! Not a joke, I don’t trust you, half-pint *points to Espurr*, I don’t trust Beheeyem from Today’s Special, I don’t trust Leafdad whatever his name - nobody, I trust nobody, nothing. And I’m - I have, you’ve convinced me to add Lapras and the shopkeeper's to that list, but it does not extend - it is no one. There is nothing and no one. Beheeyem: Is it at least a sliding scale, Hero? Do you trust us like, a little less or a little more than Nuzleaf, where are we at as far as placement on the- Hero: It’s a big ol’ void! All orbiting planet [Teamname], of non-trust!

[limoki]

Incorrect Quotes (Featuring @tanuki1029's blorbos!! :3)

Max try not to be down BAD for Charmander challenge (Impossible)

This literally can't happen but Cori is short-sighted enough to imply this (it's not their fault ;w;)

Eleos try to be normal PLEASE

Average interaction with Max and Cori:

[incorrect-web-novels]

I'm a social vegan. I avoid meet.

Park Moondae

[olitheguy]

Absolute silence.

[aroaceart]

Messed around with incorrect quotes during a late night, decided to draw this beauty.

[stormypip7]

Team Meanies Incorrect Quotes!

[zerger33]

Guess what. It's time for more incorrect quotes to get me back in the swing of things. Mostly my own characters because I love them

And I would feel like I did a disservice to you all if I didn't add this image by @linzolle

[opalescent-apples]

Celebi: What's your greatest fear?

Dusknoir: Being forgotten.

Celebi: Wow.

Celebi: That's...deep.

Celebi: I was gonna say the Kool-Aid man, but now I feel kinda stupid.

[earthykinous]

Incorrect quotes I got with this generator

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Kosei: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Blueskee: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Tobo: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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Blueskee: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Geryu: How so?

Blueskee: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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Hanzō: How does one turn their emotions off?

Kosei: Okay, so first go to settings.

Kosei: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.

Hanzō: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

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Saribi, holding a toy lightsaber: I’m Darth Vader!

Hanzō: I’m done with everyone’s bullshit.

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Zia: What did you order this morning?

Kosei: What do you mean?

Zia: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food.

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Hanzō: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.

Token: *sobbing*

Hanzō: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.

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Kosei: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.

Zia: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?

Kosei: NO-

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Blueskee: Tobo, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.

Tobo: Why? I'm fine on the stand!

*flashback to Testimony #1*

Tobo: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.

Tobo, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.

*flashback to Testimony #2*

Tobo: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?

Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?

*flashback to Testimony #3*

Tobo: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.

Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?

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Kosei: What's two plus two?

Geryu: Math.

Kosei: ...I will accept that answer.

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Hanzō: Editor's note: What the fuck.

Literally him with whatever the gang do.

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Token: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Saribi: Heck.

Token: You're on thin fucking ice.

Token: Oh no-

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Saribi: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.

Tobo: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

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Hanzō: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

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Tobo, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.

Geryu: But how-

Tobo, ignoring him: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

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Palith: I ran into Hanzō in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on his guitar.

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Hanzō: Kosei, gather the others. We need to have another Tobo-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurt-someone convention.

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Kosei: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Geryu: That naptime was a punishment.

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*Hanzō and Zia are texting*

Hanzō: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE.

Zia: I got spring water.

Hanzō: NO!

Zia: With EXTRA minerals!

Zia: It’s like licking a stalagmite!

Hanzō: DON’T COME HOME!

Zia: Mmmmmm, cave water.

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Token: So, you lied to me?

Tobo: That depends on how you define lying.

Token: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Tobo: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

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Geryu: I want to be like a caterpillar.

Blueskee: Explain.

Geryu: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Hanzō: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?

Geryu:

Geryu: That's just another highlight!

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Palith: Define “dream”.

Hanzō: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

Token: That’s too dark!

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Saribi: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

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Zia, to Palith: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.

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Geryu: Isn’t it a bit dangerous?

Token: Geryu, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Geryu: ...

Token: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Geryu: ...

Token: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

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Saribi: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

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Waiter: What would you like?

Tobo: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Zia: *blushes*

Tobo: *puts both straws in his mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

Bro ended up chocking the heck out

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Kosei: Hanzō is a strings kid. We must sacrifice him to the band gods.

Tobo: Yes.

Geryu: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.

Hanzō: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-

Tobo: What truce?

Kosei: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.

Palith: Wait, I'm a choir kid!

Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*

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[leleamo]

Zaxa: Ribbons, what do we do when someone tries to hit us?

Ribbons: call to Dusknoir?

Zaxa: Also, but you know what we can also do?

A while later...

Dusknoir: Why did you break his arm?!

Ribbons: Because Zaxa said we could do that if... ahh...

Dusknoir to Aimilios: This is this the "cool girl from the Berrys"...?

(The characters Aimilios and Ribbons are by @jsab-fujii )

[stormypip7]

OH NO...

(it's a screenshot, which was saved to my pictures.)

...a pmd team meanies incorrect quote.

Did ACT arrest my rescue team for insulting some fools?!

@pizzar0lls @hyacinthsprings @selcouthchaos and @/any of my other moots (who I wasn't sure if you'd be interested in this!)

Have fun! :]

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!