#PLUS their names rhyme
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Please I canāt be the only one who thought of thisā
(knows full well that no one else has thought of this but secretly hopes this post will trick dr stone fans into watching yume no crayon oukoku)
#art#crossovers#okay the yuzu/horesore comparison is KIND of a reach design and personality wise but#they are both high school girls with an interest in fashion and two feral guy friends and thatās enough for me#senku and negikku have different personalities but they are both āthe smart guyā + leader of their group and they literally look the same#PLUS their names rhyme#watch me give negikku red eyes because he doesnt have a canonical eye colour#taiju and nobiruja are the same person no cap#yume no crayon oukoku#dr stone#dcst#ooki taiju#ogawa yuzuriha#ishigami senku#nobiruja#horesore#negikku#i am alone in this fandom but itās okay because i can draw#yuzuriha ogawa#taiju ooki#senku ishigami#i forgor which tags i use for these characters help
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OOH FOR THIS WE GOTTA PULL OUT SOME CANDLES LORE (FUN)
2020: I wake up one morning and my friends (strange collection of people, they are silly) have all changed their discord names to food
Why?
Cos weāre a strange collection of creechurs
And they asked me to change mine too and we. All changed our profile pictures too
So naturally we needed some distinction, so we assigned eachother emojis that we used in our group chat
I ended up with šÆļø
And after that I ended up just. Named āCandleā
Like. My theatre teacher legitimately called me that until I went to highschool
So a bunch of my usernames changed āYourNewFatherā -> āYourNewCandleā
Unsurprisingly, YourNewCandle doesnāt sound all too good, so I switched it to āQuiet_Candlesā
Which! Also didnāt sound too good, but I liked the Q
Well one of my favorite coping mechanisms is learning long wordsā learning how to spell themā and spelling them over and over till I know it by heart
Quintessential was just one I happened to land upon
And it became my favorite word for. SO LONG
So when I got banned on tiktok for about the third time I went with āQuintessential_Candlesā (my main account is something else, now, but I still reserved that username on a side account)
And so when I signed up for Tumblr it just kinda made sense, itās a fun username, if it aināt broke why fix it!?
#Bonus: Minvyn is because my favorite character of anything ever is Andrew Minyard#and Vineyard rhymes#plus one of my online names is Vyn#so itās tech supposed to be Vynyard but I knew most people wouldnāt get the joke#so I stuck with Vineyard#Candles lore
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PokƩmon Mystery Dungeon / Word Girl AU Time
Remembered that @clarissasbakery drew Word Girl/PMD AU fanart that one time so decided to throw my favs into the ring as well.
Rhyme and Reason as Team Harmony, not an Exploration Team, but S-Rank outlaws.
Both can Terastalise, Rhyme into an Ice Type, Reason into a Normal Type.
Rhyme is still as freakishly powerful as she is in canon. (After all, a guy won the World Championships with a Pachirisu)
#wordgirl#wordgirl rhyme#wordgirl reason#wordgirl villains#wordgirl headcanons#word girl rhyme and reason#wordgirl au#wordgirl art#oops my finger slipped#Literally made a post about them as PokƩmon like two hours ago and realised Oh Hey I Can Actually Draw That#Actually Team Harmony is also the name of my Eevee/Vulpix Hero & Partner duo in Explorers of Sky#Repurposed the name because it was one of the Words of The Day in Rhyme and Reason's episode.#Plus they're best friends#So it fits. :)
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I really enjoy q!pac designs with a lil tash and goatee, it gives him this debonair musketeer type look and I enjoy it a lot
#also helps quash mischaracterisations of his character i feel#give a man a beard and suddenly he isn't just seen as this sweet little guy#may the twink mischaracterisations rot#he is a rogue and deserves to look like horrible histories dick turpin 24/7#albeit dick turpin didnt have facial hair but see my vision#also his name rhymes with d'artagnan so thats a plus#qsmp pactw
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Fun Fact: Romano Momano is a valid name for a Male Lalafell
draw your own conclusions
#ffxiv#lalafell#at first i was just naming her something rhyme-y because thatās how tarutaru were#now i think itās funny if she just didnāt bother changing her name after transitioning because no one would notice#plus while fantasia is of dubious canonicity itās great to have a potion of trans your gender in ff14 so i can do whatever i want
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Sleepless Eye of Light
Watching from outside, it determines I stay in its sights
Every where I go, its unwavering gaze illuminates
Shining from the crack in the curtains, it doesnāt look away
When I challenge its stare, our eyes meet and it awaits
I so desperately want to lose the game, to blink and stay asleep
But everytime I try, its glare makes sure I'm awake again tonight
#reposted because i edited it a bit and also i was worried that someone might think since that one was posted before my reply...#that they would think i stole it. if youre in my poetry class and see this hi its mica [common last name] and i did write this poem myself#its definitely a lot more concise now plus i worked in some rhymes!#sky writes something
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āļø please!!
Send me a āļø and I'll pick a poem I think you'd like
After flipping through my notebooks I decided to go with my first instinct for you, which was "A Toast to the Alchemists" by Laura Gilpin. This poem hasn't been published online officially, so they're aren't a ton of sites that have it that I could find with a quick Google search. However I've attatched photos of a reddit post with it along with my version in my journal.
I picked this poem because of its themes of time and the passage of time, as well as magic and giving emotional significance to the most mundane and clinical of things (atoms and elements). In other words, taking magic from the world around us, especially through a lens usually seen as lacking wonder or whimsy. Also vibes, I mainly did it based on vibes.
Some other poems I considered in my search/additional recommendations are listed under the cut:
If you liked the writing of this poem, and haven't read it already (or have) I definitely recommend "The Two-Headed Calf" by Laura Gilpin. It's by the same author and is her most famous poem and is fairly well known and also soooooo good. So good.
Poems with similar themes:
Poems with similar themes to "A Toast to the Alchemists" are
"Dusting" by Marilyn Nelson š (literally cried to this. To be fair it was 10 minutes after I finished the HDM finale so it was mainly because of that but still. Great poem.)
"The Sciences Sing a Lullabye" by Albert Goldbarth
"Ozymandias" by Percy Bysshe Shelley (90% sure you've read this one its the time theme but inverted and it's great if you haven't)
Rejected picks/Poems that gave me Anu vibes (many for no particular reason):
Poems by Ted Kooser for some reason??? NO idea why they're very different from the ones above but some of my faves are "Selecting a Reader", "In a Country Cemetery in Iowa", "The Constellation Orion" and "Flying by Night" (I'm v much questioning this pick now but I'll keep it up here just in case)
Honestly a bunch of random unrelated stuff was popping out at me ("Listen" by Miller Williams, "Cartoon Physics, Part 1" by Nick Flynn, "Snow" by David Berman) and like a million billion more which I all got from the same anthology (Poetry 180, edited by Billy Collins) so if you want to read a bunch more poetry, based on vibes alone, I'd say look for the book, the website, or the sequel. The poems from that book aren't too similar to the one above but it's really one of two books I generally recommend people right off the bat (it was my lit teachers favorite lol) because it's meant to get young adults and teens into poetry and introduce contemporary poetry in general. Idk how much poetry you've read whatever but even if you aren't new to it it's still a good compilation of late 90s/early 00s poetry that makes you think but isn't super long/totally incomprehensible
Anyways that got WAY longer than I anticipated or anyone probably wanted but poetry is an obsession of mine and recommending poetry is much more complicated and harder that it looks, even for the people you know best in the whole world AFTER interviewing their opinions on poetry, not to mention how difficult it would be for internet friends on tumblr. But anyways there's a couple poems, I got the vibes as close as I could with the poems I had on file. (Although i do feel like I'm missing something big š¤) Anyways thanks for the ask Anu! Hope you thought my pick was alright!
#and please for the love of god dont feel pressured to read ANYTHING on here i spend hours and hours reading poems so when i rattle off names#like that its very much me bouncing along like a frog eating skittles hopping from poem to poem to poem#based on vague vibes and feelings#also also also i already knew this when i made this ask game BUT. recommending poetry is like trying to juggle with your eyes closed because#you just KNOW you just KNOW there is a group of perfect fall in love poems out there but theres a million factors you have to take into#account to find them. like theres theme theres rhyme theres rhythm theres style theres readability/directness#and you have to try and predict someones opinions on all of that while also trying to gauge their level of patience on topics like#age of poem clarity use of standard language and spelling experimental features and line breaks#when a use of any of those they dont like can turn them off a poem entirely#like we were asoue fans together so youd probably like something with ambiguity and could tolerate a more classical look#BUT then comes in the length factor and also a bit clarity plus we have to remember theme and i cant think of any poems that fit that idea#with a theme you would like that i would feel comfortable recommending (because some poems are good but also difficult)#and i LOVE difficult poems theyre my besties but i always hate them during the first 3 reads at least and who has time for that if you dont#have poetry brain disease like i do#anyways. thats a very long way of saying. i tricked you into asking me to ramble abt poetry mwahahahahahahaha#also if anyone out there feels like theyre someone who rambles a lot about their interests to others and can at times feel a little guilty#abt that the poem āTo The Seaā by Anis Mojgani talks a bit about that from an outsider pov#blah#poetry tag#answered#jacobsnicket
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I'm obsessed, actually, like parts of the story that reflect Eowyn's (and Eomer's but mostly Eowyn's) story from LotR sort of in an "each stanza rhymes" kind of way until it occurs to you that Miranda Otto is narrating with this sort of implication that it's Eowyn herself telling the story and reading it through her own experiences plus the fact that it's mostly a behind the scenes sort of story and all the great deeds were attributed to other people (Hera isn't even named in the appendices) alongside the explicit statement that Hera isn't remembered in any of the songs, making this something Eowyn either heard passed down in a non-traditional way, reconstructed from historical evidence she found herself, or possibly learned about from Gandalf, which loops back around into Eowyn's own complex with regards of all the great deeds being done by the men and not remembered for great deeds in songs -- and like okay maybe I'm reading too much into it but I'm obsessed okay
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RELEASE THE DIVA!!!! *I scream into a megaphone as Butchverine walks into the stage*
A couple of notes on my take on sapphic Poolverine:
-wolverine's full name is Jane Lenore Howlett, she mainly goes by Jane, she still goes as wolverine as her hero persona
-Lady Deadpool startet to call her Lottie (because of her middle name, Lenore) because it rhymes with Hottie "hottie Lottie"
-doesn't really cares about makeup, sometimes she can indulge a bit in wearing black lipstick but she's always seen with eyeliner....it's for intimidating purposes she says .....sure thing, we say (she's lying, she enjoys doing her eyeliner)
-Jane gives zero fucks about shaving, but we stand a soft fuzzy gal, so kuddos to her, Lady Deadpool says she is "as soft as a kitten"
-fashion wise Jane is all about the ripped jeans, combat boots, tank tops, sleeveless crop tops, flannels and ofc a good leather jacket
-Lady Deadpool's name is Winnona Wilson (I know her canon name is Wanda in the comics but marvel come on, there's already another Wanda and plenty of female W names, get creative!...plus Winnona is cuter)
-wolverine calls her whinennona, whiny or straight up Wilson depending on her mood
-Winnona LOVES accessories And is oftenly wearing wigs, cute hats, beanies and bandanas in her head when she's not wearing her mask, she loves makeup too! She enjoys false eyelashes, lipstick and sometimes eyeshadow, she draws in her eyebrows but she doesn't wears foundation tho, it irritates her skin a lot
-she probably has the biggest cute and funny earrings collection ever. Fashion wise I can see her rocking low waist jeans, rhinestone belts, crop tops and those juicy couture velvet tracksuits lol
#my art#myart#artists on tumblr#my artwork#fanart#sketchbook art#sketchbook#my sketchbook#poolverine#deadpool movie#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool fanart#wolverine fanart#butch wolverine#butchverine#lady deadpool#jane howlett#logan howlett#logan wolverine#deadpool and wolverine fanart#wolverpool#wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#wolverine and deadpool#wolverine x deadpool#deathclaws#deadpool 3#wlw art
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šš¶š®š®š¢š³šŗ: Heād gotten jealous when some random idiot hit on you, and you realized you didnāt mind that jealousy. The frenzied make out session in that tiny closet was just the result of that realization.
You hadnāt spoken a word about the situation since that day. That was two weeks ago.
And then it happened again.
Storms were the worst.
You used to love them, before you became a pirate. You found contentment in listening to them; the musical sound of rain against the window, thunder growling overhead, lulling you to sleep. Peaceful. Thatās what you thought of them. There was a certain kind of incomparable coziness that came with laying tucked into bed while a storm raged outside. You were inside, warm and dry, in your own little bubble of warmth.
But that was then, and this was now.Ā
You knew you were in trouble when the sky had been blood red that morning, indicating the coming storm. It was just like the old marinerās rhyme said, though thanks to Nami, you now knew the science behind it. Something about how the red color came from high water content in the atmosphere. You couldnāt remember the exact words sheād said.
Science or no, storms spelled trouble for sailors of any kind, even the kind that engaged in certain illegal activities such as piracy. Life was easy when the water was calm and the weather cooperated. Storms were a complication, and this one was no exception.
The low visibility, torrential rain, and rough water forced the Merry to dock at a tiny island town you didnāt even catch the name of, with you and the other Straw Hats left to find a motel or some other form of lodgings, since the rocking of the ship was making it hard to even stand up straight, let alone fall asleep.Ā
And that led you to now. Drenched and miserable, and standing in the shabby lobby of the townās motel.Ā
āA room for six, please.ā
The clerk looked at your captain for a moment before speaking.
āFor six, sir?ā
Luffy whirled around, counting the group out on his fingers before facing the clerk again.Ā
āYep,ā he said, and even unable to see his face, you knew he was grinning. āSix. One bed should do.ā
Nami looked at Luffy in askance, clearing her throat.Ā
āSorry about him, heās an idiot,ā she said, āhow about six individual rooms?ā
āA waste of Berry,ā Luffy countered, waving off the navigator, ājust give us the biggest bed you have.ā
Nami sighed, running her hand through her hair, which was plastered to her forehead with rainwater. Your own was no different.
āLuffy, thereās absolutely no way we can all fit in one bed,ā Nami said, then turned to the clerk, āweāll take six rooms, if you have them available.ā
The clerk nodded, clearly pleased with Namiās much more reasonable request, turning his back to the group to check a clipboard.Ā
āWe have five available, miss,ā he said, āfour with singles, one with a double.ā
A hush fell over the crew as you took in the information. You chewed your lip. This was fine. You could just share with Nami. You were both women, so it made sense that way. Plus, you knew she didnāt snore, so youād get a comfortable nightās sleep. You were just about to say something about this when Luffy beat you to it.Ā
āWho wants to share with me?ā
Nami didnāt even look at him. āNot happening.ā
Luffy wilted. āWhy not?ā
āWhat do you mean āwhy not?āā
Luffy looked offended. āIām great at sharing beds!ā
You figured this was as good a time as any to bring your idea up. āNamiāā
āIām not having this conversation,ā Nami said, more to Luffy than you, āyou guys figure it out. I need a shower.ā
āWait, Nami,ā you tried again, but she was already turning away, disappearing down the hall after collecting a key from the clerk, leaving you dumbstruck.Ā
Usopp gave you a look of sympathy. You appreciated that, even if it didnāt fix anything.
āLet her go,ā he said, āsheās the one who navigated us through the storm to this island. She deserves her own bed.ā
He was right, but that didnāt remove you from the awkward spot you were in. Your wet clothing was starting to get cold, and you were beginning to shiver, so it was suddenly less important who you may end up sharing with.Ā
āIām still okay with sharing,ā Luffy said, oblivious to any awkwardness, āanyone?ā
You chewed your lip. You didnāt want to share with Luffy, and no offense to Usopp, but you werenāt all that keen about sharing with him either. He was your friend and you cared for him, but being that close in proximity with him would just be awkward. Sanji was similar in that regard.Ā
And that left Zoro.Ā
Zoro was different.Ā
You werenāt entirely sure how to define your relationship with the swordsman. It didnāt start off as smooth sailing, for lack of better terms. From the moment you met, you were constantly bickering. He was just as hard headed as you were, resulting in anything from petty spats to full blown arguments. The unstoppable force meets the immovable object, though it was hard to tell just who was what in that regard.Ā
Then the āincidentā happened, and things got even more complicated.
You shook yourself from your thoughts. You were too tired to deal with stupid feelings and the way Zoroās eyes were boring into the back of your head. He had to be thinking exactly the same thing as you, and the thought of that simultaneously pissed you off and made your stomach twist in confusing knots.Ā
āIāll take one for the team,ā you said, breaking yourself from your thoughts, āone of you shares with me. Itās up to you which one it is. Iām going to take a shower.ā
Without another word, you grabbed the key to the room with the double from the clerk, stalking off down the hall.
You jammed the key into the keyhole, stepping inside the room after you reached the door. It was a small room, a little shabby, but clean enough. The bed was on the left wall, centered beneath a painting of either a whale or some kind of indistinct mythical creature, you were unable to tell. The wooden floor was covered with a well worn striped carpet. The far wall was mostly taken up by a lumpy-looking red sofa, as well as two windows, both rather small and covered by threadbare curtains the color of watered down mud. Everything in the room had a sort of well-used air to it. As you entered, you got rid of your boots, leaving them by the door to dry out.Ā
All youād brought along was yourself and a small rucksack with a nightdress youād grabbed from your things, as well as a fresh change of clothing for the morning. You were starting to smell like fish and brine, so you made your way to the incredibly cramped bathroom connected to the room, quickly peeling off your clothes.Ā
Your skin was cold as you turned on the water in the standing shower, and you shuddered as you stepped under it. Thank God for the hot water. You half-expected it to be cold, which wasnāt uncommon in backwater motels like this one.
There was a half-full bottle of shampoo, seemingly left over from the last guest, and you hesitated to use it, but you also didnāt want to go to bed smelling like the worst parts of the ocean, so you squeezed some into your palm, lathering it into your hair.Ā
You knew what you were doing. You knew exactly who would follow you into this room. You groaned inwardly, your forehead thudding against the tile wall of the shower. You blamed that stupid jammed door for all of this. You blamed the idiot at the bar who hit on you, and the alcohol, and everything that led up to you being trapped in a closet with Zoro while bounty hunters trashed the building looking for your crew.Ā
Because that stupid series of events were what made you realize you had feelings for Zoro. And now things were weird.Ā
Silence filled by bickering was left empty and awkward, and the way Zoro kept looking at you when he thought you couldn't see didnāt help at all. Neither did the way his hands would linger on your waist if he passed you, just a brush of his fingers, sending electric shocks up your spine. And neither did the way heād rest a palm on your thigh when you sat beside him at the dinner table. Nami was the first to notice the shift, though it was Sanji who deduced that something had happened between the two of you when you were shut in that closet, not that youād ever tell him what it was, despite all his prying.
And something had.Ā
You remembered the buzz of alcohol fading as you bickered aimlessly, pressed closer than comfortable as Zoro struggled with the door. You remembered the way you snapped, something about how confusing he was being, and then he was gathering you into his arms, crushing his lips against yours, and how heād crowded you against the wall behind you soon after. You remembered how his hands felt, drifting down your body to grab at your hips, how his tongue tasted like the whiskey heād been drinking before, and how just his touch alone made you feel like you were losing your mind.
Heād gotten jealous when some random idiot hit on you, and you realized you didnāt mind that jealousy. The frenzied make out session in that tiny closet was just the result of that realization.
You hadnāt spoken a word about the situation since that day. That was two weeks ago.
And then it happened again.Ā
That was one week ago. Youād been in the kitchen, fixing yourself a sandwich late at night when Zoro appeared with the same idea. It started with you trying to bring up the closet incident, and ended with you caged against the countertop by Zoroās arms, his mouth hot against yours, your fingers in his hair.Ā
And that wasnāt spoken of, either.Ā
You wanted to talk to him about it. And it wasnāt for lack of trying. Youād tried to approach Zoro about it, only to either chicken out, or end up with even more questions. It was incredibly strange, not only because it was out of character for Zoro to beat around the bush, but also because he seemed just as awkward as you were about it all.Ā
Maybe this would force his hand, you supposed. Or maybe heād ignore you, though that was unlikely for obvious reasons, and youād end up spending the night in the same bed as Luffy or something.
Through the thrum of the running water, you heard the door to the main room open, then close again. You couldnāt hear anything else, however, and whoever had just entered didnāt bother to announce their presence, but you were already pretty sure you knew who it was. You took a breath before turning off the shower, wringing out your hair before stepping out.
You toweled yourself dry before finger combing your hair, making sure to get rid of any knots before putting on your underwear and pulling your nightgown on over your head.Ā
You opened the bathroom door, pausing briefly when you saw Zoro sitting on the bed, busy unlacing his boots. He turned to look at you when you entered, clearly intending to only spare a glance, but his gaze lingered, doing a full sweep of your body. You suddenly felt self-conscious, tugging the bottom of your nightgown down further.
You shook it off. This was fine. You had him alone now. He had no way of escaping the discussion that needed to happen.Ā
With a breath, you circled the bed, sitting down with your back to him.
āWe need to talk,ā you said, āno more avoiding it.ā
Zoro said nothing. You heard a soft thud as he tossed his boots away, followed by the rustle of fabric.Ā
āZoro,ā you said, āIām serious.ā
āCan we do this another time?ā He said, finally, and you sighed, annoyed.
āWhy?ā
āBecause I donāt feel like it right now.ā
You turned around to face him finally. He was standing now, and wearing less clothing than when heād first entered the room. His shirt was gone, as was the haramaki he usually wore. The latter was laid out on the nightstand alongside his swords, the former clutched in one of his hands. You didnāt blame him for taking it off, it was surely soaked with rainwater, but him being shirtless really wasnāt helpful at the moment. Infuriatingly, you felt heat rising to your cheeks.Ā
āI donāt care,ā you said, āyou haven't āfelt like itā in two fucking weeks. We made out, Zoro. Twice. Plusā¦ everything else. That happened. We canāt pretend it didnāt.ā
āWe did,ā Zoro said, crossing to the bathroom. He left the door open as he wrung his shirt out into the sink, turning to look at you over his shoulder.
āThere,ā he said, āwe talked about it. Are we done?ā
You rose to your feet, arms crossed. āNo. I need to know why. I need to know what that meant.ā
Zoro turned to face you, leaning back against the sink basin. āWhat do you think it means?ā
You tossed your hands up in frustration. āI donāt know. You kissed me. Both times.ā
He shrugged, infuriatingly nonchalant, his face as impassive as always, though something about him was unmistakably smug. āI did.ā
Zoro folded the shirt over the edge of the sink, moving to lean in the doorway. You cleared your throat, taking a step forward as well.
āIs that a problem?ā He continued, eyes lifting at the corners in taunting mirth, āit didnāt seem like it at the time.ā
āIf itās this easy to acknowledge it, why didnāt you talk about it at all? You got jealous, Zoro.ā
Another shrug. Then a scoff, a near laugh, as he pushed off the doorframe to cross over to you.Ā
āI did,ā he said, āI didnāt like the way he was looking at you. Donāt tell me youād rather have been in that closet with that stupid drunk rather than me. Or that youād rather be with someone else in that kitchen. Or, yāknow. Everything else.ā
You wrinkled your nose. āOf course not. Why would you even think that?ā
A flash of mischief appeared in his dark eyes. āSo you liked kissing me?ā
You avoided his gaze, displeased with the way heād taken control of the situation. āThat isnāt the point. The point isāā
But you didnāt get to finish. Because before you could even finish being annoyed with him, Zoro was grabbing you by the shoulders, pressing his mouth to yours. It was a chaste, quick kiss, but it still left you speechless and reeling.
āAnd what about that one?ā
You blinked, your thoughts a jumble of nonsense.Ā āStill not the point,ā you managed, āIām trying to have a serious conversation with you, Zoro, this isnātāā
Another kiss, deeper this time. You gasped in surprise, fighting back the urge to wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him closer. Stupid, infuriating man, doing stupid, confusing things to you. You pressed your hand against his chest, pushing him gently, just to get a word in before he pulled you back in.
āZoro,ā you said, āwhat do you want?ā
āYou,ā he said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Fuck it. Fuck this, fuck him. This stupid moss-headed moron was messing with you, he had to be, and you could tell from the way he was smiling at you, crooked and devious, like the cat that got the cream. He liked seeing your confusion and uncertainty. Heād just been waiting for this, for you to snap. You stared at him furiously and wild-eyed before it was your turn to pull him in, your mouth colliding with his.Ā
Zoroās hands rose to cup your cheeks, then shifted down to land on your waist, and you were moving, back colliding with the wall beside the bed. He tasted like whiskey again, which was puzzling since he hadnāt had any to drink that you knew of, though, knowing him, he probably had a flask stowed somewhere.Ā
It was almost a relief to kiss him, like a salve being applied to a burn, and you had to stop yourself from crying out as his hands drifted down to your hips, squeezing, his knee pressing at the close of your thighs. Zoro had been like a cat before, playing with his prey. Now he was going in for the kill.Ā
But two could play at that game.Ā
You slid your hands down from where theyād been folded behind his neck, flattening against his strong chest. Your fingers trailed down the defined muscle, pressing into the dips and curves of his abdominals, finally catching on the waistband of his trousers. Your thumb dipped into the ridge of muscle at his waist, nail scraping gently against the warm skin, and you felt him shudder, breath catching.Ā
His hand caught your wrist, with no particular strength, but enough to warn you of what you were getting yourself into. You responded by taking his lower lip between your teeth, tugging gently before linking your mouths together again. You knew what your were doing, and you knew what would happen if you riled him up more.
That did it. Zoro sighed against your mouth, a slow release of breath that seemed to display his rapidly fraying restraint, especially as you twisted your wrist free of his grip, fingers trailing up his sides, making him shiver. His grip on your hips tightened, the fabric of your nightgown bunching between his fingers, causing the garment to ride up, but you hardly cared, not when his knee was slotting itself between your thighs, pressing flush against your clothed cunt.Ā
The slow, easy grind made you gasp into Zoroās mouth, hips twitching, but he was holding you down, firm against the wall, still an utterly infuriating tease, even now. You retaliated by palming him through his trousers, slow and deliberate, and he broke the kiss to look at you, breath heavy, gaze heated.
āYou sure you wanna do that?ā He warned, āyouāre playing with fire.ā
āMaybe I like getting burned,ā you shot back, defiant.
Amusement danced in his dark eyes, his lip catching between his teeth as he fought a smile, and it was then that you noticed his face was flecked with countless freckles, a constellation across his cheeks. Absently, you wanted to kiss each and every one of them.
But the thought was ejected from your mind as he was kissing you again, tongue pressing into your mouth, and your fingers found his hair as he pulled your leg up to rest against his hip. Then his hand was between your thighs, broad palm against your clothed center, fingers pressing against the rapidly dampening fabric, dragging so slowly that it made you crazy, but his opposite hand was still holding you in place, unwavering, even as you squirmed in his hold.
Zoroās fingers slid to your clit, pressing through the fabric of your panties, making you gasp into his mouth, the sound devolving into a low moan as he pressed again, rubbing in slow, lazy circles. He kissed you deeper, slower still, making you arch into him as his hand tightened its grip on your hip, pushing the fabric of your nightgown up higher, then sliding beneath to touch your bare skin.Ā
Fuck, the feel of his palm, rough and worn and calloused, against your flesh, it felt like perfection, and your body twisted as his fingers pressed against the bend of your waist, his touch like a simmering heat.Ā
āTouch me,ā you blurted, muffled by his mouth, and he pulled back to look at you, amused.
āArenāt I already doing that, doll?ā
Your defiance was draining away more and more as the seconds ticked by, especially at the sound of his voice. It was a low, rough sound, husky and heated, and it made suffocating arousal shoot down your spine. It was almost embarrassing just how quickly heād gotten you like this, only with his hands and stupid, smart mouth.Ā
āYou know what I mean, jerk,ā you shot back, but he simply chuckled, fingers sliding away from your clit to press at your entrance, pushing the fabric of your panties against your heated skin.Ā
You squirmed, but he held you still, his grip like iron on your body. You felt his breath against your skin, making you shudder, one hand gripping at his wrist, the one between your legs. His mouth brushed against the curve of your shoulder, dragging up the column of your throat, teeth grazing the spot just beneath your jaw, and you almost felt lightheaded.Ā
His fingers pressed against your panties again, aided well by the wetness that was soaking through the fabric, causing your body to jolt in his hold, back arching against the wall when his index finger circled your clit again.Ā
āZoro,ā you gasped, fighting for control, āplease.ā
āPlease?ā He rumbled, āāpleaseā what?ā
Your head fell back against the wall, eyes squeezing closed as he pressed down against your clit. Fuck, how were you already so wet? His mouth skated down your throat to your collarbone, teeth grazing your skin before you felt his tongue dart out, dipping lower, towards the top of your already low-cut nightgown.
āJust take them off,ā you blurted, head swimming, ādo it properly.ā
Instead of doing what you said, he simply pushed the fabric aside, but before you could counter, his fingers were dragging along your cunt, teasing, and you let out a low whine. His mouth attached itself to your throat, teeth sinking into the tender flesh and making you cry out. His tongue smoothed over the spot heād bitten before repeating the action.Ā
Slowly, his fingers sank inside of you, and your hands were grasping at his hair, making him groan against your skin, a sound that only riled you up further. He moved away from your throat to rest his forehead against yours, and when your eyes fluttered closed, he crooked his fingers inside of you, forcing a cry from your throat.
āEyes on me,ā he whispered, ādonāt look away.ā
A flush of arousal flooded your system at the request, and you realized how much of a struggle fulfilling it was as he began to move. His fingers were able to reach much deeper than your own were, not to mention that they were thicker. The slow, almost tortuous pace heād adopted made the friction of his rough palm against your clit even sweeter.Ā
Gasping, breathless, your hands curled around his forearms as you clambered for any kind of purchase, anything to keep you anchored. Your eyes were still locked with his, leaving you unable to hide the flush on your cheeks, the desperation in your gaze.Ā
His eyes were growing wild. Famished and dark as midnight, his gaze slid down your body to what he was doing between your legs, and you watched in rapture as his lips parted, drawing a shuddering, stricken breath at the sight. You squeezed his arm, forcing him to look up at you.
āDonāt break your own rule,ā you said, voice heated, and amusement flashed on his face.
āMinx,ā he countered, palm grinding against your clit, and you let out a startled moan.
āYeah, thatās it,ā he rasped, āthatās what I wanna hear.ā
You groaned, both in pleasure and in frustration. āThen go faster.ā
He chuckled, full lips pulling into a roguish half smile.Ā
āOh no,ā he said, fingers curling inside of you, making your back arch, āI intend on taking my time with you. You have no idea what you do to me, do you? What you make me feel? I wanna savor this.ā
His thumb moved to your clit, rubbing in slow circles, and you bit your lip to muffle your gasp of pleasure. This was embarrassing. You were so defiant before, but some pretty words and his stupid, pretty hands were enough to make all of that crumble.
But that didnāt mean you couldnāt bite back.Ā
One of your hands slid down his chest again, fumbling with his belt before tugging it off. He was already hard, something evident through the fabric of his slacks, and when you pressed your palm against him, you got the pleasure of hearing him gasp.
You tugged at his button for a moment before it came unsnapped, then pulled down his zipper before reaching down past the fabric, palming him through his underwear. He shuddered under your touch, a muscle in his jaw tensing as you explored, breath coming out in a sharp burst when your thumb ran over his clothed tip. His eyes briefly flicked away from yours as you focused on that spot, rubbing in circles, making him grunt, and when you pressed down, ever so gently, he groaned.
āYouāre making it hard to focus,ā he said, and the way he was looking at you was almost predatory.
You looked at him through your lashes, causing his breath to hitch. āGood.ā
Finally, you pushed his underwear down, tugging him free and catching him in your hand.
Fuck.
He was thick. Your fingers only barely met as you wrapped your hand around him, and his length was worth mentioning as well. Six and a half inches, youād guess, maybe even seven. It was oddly pretty, too, with a pink flush. He was a good deal bigger than anything youād been expecting, not that you thought about Zoroās dick with any kind of frequency.Ā
You took him into your hand, rubbing at his leaking tip, smearing precum with your thumb, an action that made him groan. You stroked him slowly, just as slow as he was touching you, and you watched as he fought to keep his eyes on you, lashes fluttering. His jaw clenched, hips shifting towards your hand as you thumbed his tip, sliding your fingers down to rub the underside of him.Ā
Zoroās breath left him in a burst, hips twitching forward, the hand on your waist tightening its grip to nearly bruising. His fingers curled inside of you, making your back arch, free hand flying to grab at the back of his head, tangling into his hair. Your eyes were still locked, and you wanted to kiss him so badly, but you wouldnāt be the one to break, not when he was still going so slowly it was driving you crazy.
So you sped up. You knew youād catch hell for this, but you decided that whether or not youād be able to walk tomorrow was a problem for then, when your thoughts werenāt blurry with arousal.Ā
You touched him in quick, even strokes, squeezing at the tip each time, and you got to listen to him growl, his hand slipping from your waist to press against the wall beside your head, fingers fanning out. You could tell from the quickness of his breaths that he was trying to keep control, and then he was speeding up, making you falter.
The curl of his long fingers as he pumped them in and out of you, creating a sound that shouldāve embarrassed you, but really only aroused you more. Your brows pitched up, pressing together, because fuck, it almost burned after how slow heād been going before, making you squirm, and his hand was grabbing at your wrist, pinning the hand that had been touching him to the wall.Ā
āEyes on me, darling,ā he hissed, voice heated, āyou wanted faster? Iāll give you faster.ā
You couldnāt help but moan as he pushed his fingers deeper, hitting all the right spots, mouth just grazing yours as you squirmed against the wall, bucking your hips against his hand. He was playing you like a damn instrument, thumb firm against your clit, and he rewarded you with deep thrusts of his fingers every time you cried out. You could feel your orgasm rapidly approaching, and your fingers knotted in Zoroās hair, eyes half lidded, pleading. He groaned, low and rough, just at the sight of your stricken expression.
His hand left your wrist to run up your body, stopping on your clothed chest, and he pushed the fabric down below your breasts, causing the straps to slip down your shoulders. His palm pressed against a breast, and your breath shuddered. Your hips jumped when he gently squeezed, rubbing a thumb over one of your nipples. He caught the nipple between his fingers, pulling, rolling it between them, and the sensation shot straight down between your legs.Ā
You were close. It was almost maddening, how good it all felt, and you could hardly focus on anything but Zoroās hand between your legs, and how you were grinding down into his touch, chasing your high. He let you do as you pleased, gaze downright famished as he watched your face twist in ecstasy. You let out a loud, desperate whine, a near sob as he pushed his fingers deeper, thumb on your clit, driving you into that desperate build that comes just before you tip over the edge.
āZoro,ā you managed, voice strained, āZoro, please.ā
He said nothing, only replying with a growl as he crushed his lips against yours, frenzied and hungry, and your nails dug into his scalp as he brought you to your end, sending you toppling over that edge and into oblivion.Ā
You saw spots as you came, and he broke the kiss to watch your face, gaze dark as your head knocked back against the wall, hips bucking wildly against his hand, because it was all you could do not to scream, one of your hands slamming over your mouth, teeth sinking into your palm. You were squeezing around his fingers, spasms wracking your body, his name on your tongue like a broken prayer. Zoro pulled your hand away from your mouth, diving in to kiss you, deep and passionate, his tongue tangling with yours, and you moaned into his mouth as he worked you through your climax and into the realm of overstimulation.Ā
You were halfway towards a second orgasm when he finally pulled away, and you slumped against the wall, boneless, breath uneven and heavy. Zoroās mouth pressed against the side of your throat, trailing up to your ear.
āThink you can handle more?ā
You smiled, still breathless, looking at him through your lashes. āLet me catch my breath.ā
āTired already?ā He taunted.
You responded by pushing off the wall to drop your nightgown off your body, followed by your panties. Zoroās eyes raked down your figure, Adamās apple bobbing in his throat, and then he was pulling you to him, mouth hot against yours. You could feel his bare cock pressed against your stomach, and his hands slid down your hips to your thighs, boosting you up, forcing you to wrap your legs around his waist.
His mouth trailed down your throat, sucking hard enough to surely leave marks, and you wrapped your arms around his neck. You pressed your hips forward, grinding against him, and he moaned into your skin, his grip on your body growing tighter. He was growing impatient, you could tell. But so were you.
āWanna fuck you so bad,ā he husked, and you whined, pressing your hips against him once again.
āThen do it,ā you said.
That was all it took. You were suddenly moving, tossed onto the bed, and you watched as Zoro slid his trousers down his legs before he was taking his place above you. His mouth was hot against you, and you wrapped your legs around his hips, growing more impatient by the second, something that didnāt go unnoticed.
āSo needy,ā he chuckled, lips brushing against your jaw, and you arched your back, shifting your body against him, making him hiss between his teeth.
āSo cocky for someone who was telling me how bad he wanted to fuck me,ā you countered, āare you all talk, then, demon?ā
His eyes flashed, thrilled and amused, and you knew you were in for it, but not one part of you cared. In fact, you welcomed it. Obviously just as impatient as you were, he was prying your thighs farther apart, his body slotting between them.
You felt his tip at your entrance, pressing forward, and you propped yourself up on your elbows to watch as he pushed inside, and fuck, even just that was a stretch. Your head fell back, breath uneven. You felt Zoroās mouth against your neck, and he was pushing forwards just a bit more, making you whine.
āFuck,ā you gasped, āfuck, youāre too big.ā
āRelax,ā he urged, voice rough, āitās too fuckinā tight, you gotta relax.ā
You took a breath through your nose, fingers knotting into the duvet beneath your body. You took another breath as he sunk deeper, the stretch bordering on painful, but you could take it, even if it felt new and strange.Ā
Zoroās face was flushed pleasantly pink, a sight that would be endearing in any other context, and you watched his teeth grit as he pushed forward again.
āYou can take it,ā he whispered, encouraging, āshit, relax, relax.ā
You lifted your hips, allowing him to take hold of them, using them as leverage to push the rest of the way in, finally bottoming out.
āFuck,ā Zoro gasped, voice breathless and stricken, āfuck, thatās it, I knew you could take itā shitāā
His sentence was cut off by a loud groan, and you yanked him down into a kiss, appreciating how still he was being, despite his rapidly unraveling restraint, but you could hardly wait, even as your body protested at the unfamiliar feeling of being stuffed so full. You shifted your hips forward, your breath leaving your lungs in a sudden burst, and you heard Zoro groan in response.
āMove,ā you gasped, āplease.ā
He gave a shallow little thrust, then another one, slightly deeper, and you felt his hands grip your waist as he pulled his hips back, only to thrust forward, filling you once more.Ā
You gave a choked, helpless moan as he thrust again, and fuck, you didnāt think youād ever felt so full in your life. The stretch was rapidly making your thoughts turn to nonsense, head emptied out, and not one part of you cared at all.
Zoro adopted a pace that had you rocking back against the bed, head falling into the pillows, and he was dipping his head down to meet your mouth in a heavy kiss. His hands found your legs, pushing them up to wind around his waist, shifting his hips back to an angle that made your head spin.Ā
āRight there,ā you slurred, āZoro, Zoro, right thereā so good.ā
He gave a low, indulgent groan, his hands smoothing over your body, grabbing at your waist, tugging you flush against him before he was thrusting again, stuffing you full, forcing a sudden moan to fall from your lips.Ā
The room was filled with the sounds of skin on skin, mixed with your breathy, bitten-off moans and his soft grunts, and fuck, you didnāt know it would feel this good. It definitely wouldnāt be the last time this happened, not when it was more than evident that what you felt for Zoro was far from one-sided, and certainly not when it made you feel like this.Ā
Your nails dug into Zoroās back as he fucked into you, and he gave a stronger thrust, breath shuddering. You watched a muscle in his jaw tense, twitching, eyes squeezing shut as you tightened around him. His head dipped to connect his mouth with the curve of your shoulder, dragging down to your chest, and his lips pressed against your nipple. His tongue passed over the sensitive flesh, making you arch into him, squirming, and his grip grew tighter.
āYou donāt know how much I thought about this,ā he breathed, hips rocking forward, āhow many times I imagined fucking you in that closet. Youāre so fucking gorgeous, with that smart-ass mouth. And you love this, donāt you? Youāve wanted this, too.ā
You let out a shrill wine as he ground his hips against you, the base of his cock rubbing against your clit. Your hips lifted to meet his thrusts, making him groan, and he was holding you down, one hand on your lower stomach as he shifted back onto his knees, tugging your thighs around his hips.Ā
āI wanted this,ā you slurred, back arching as he ground his hips against yours just right, āthought about it, too.ā
Zoroās hands tightened on your thighs, and you sobbed in bliss as he ground himself against you, the friction combined with the way he made sure to hit your clit with the base of his cock with every roll of his hips making it hard to even see straight.Ā
You tossed your head back, whimpering, and you werenāt going to last, not when he was doing everything he could to make you writhe. Each thrust left your head empty, breath heavy and rough.
āHarder,ā you gasped, ācāmon, Zoro, give it to me.ā
You felt his hands find the backs of your knees, lifting them to your sides to use as leverage as he pushed deeper with a heavy groan. His mouth met your throat, and then he was biting down, but the pain was nothing compared to the overwhelming pleasure, the two mixing into an intoxicating feeling. Deep, hard thrusts sent you into incoherency, and when one of his hands left your leg to press a thumb to your clit, you let out a whine of his name.
āYeah, thatās it,ā Zoro groaned, āyouāre gettinā close, yeah?ā
You could do no more than nod as he took your body with abandon, your climax so close it was driving you insane. You wrapped your arms around his neck, fingers in his hair, and he groaned in your ear as you bucked up against him. You were totally drunk on pleasure, overwhelmed. He was the center of your world at that moment as he thrust deep into you, the rough pad of his thumb working you into madness.
You bit down on Zoroās shoulder, sobbing in bliss as your orgasm hit you, washing over you like a tidal wave. His name was the only word on your tongue as he worked you through it, repeating it like unholy scripture until you could do no more than whimper in ecstasy, nails digging into his back.Ā
āFuckā fuck!ā You heard him cry, hips stuttering, āone more, do that again, I need to feel that again.ā
And he was hiking one of your legs over his shoulder as his pace turned borderline punishing, leaving you helpless, unable to do anything other than lay there and take it, but you hardly had the wherewithal to even protest, not as he worked your over-sensitive body to its very limits.Ā
His nails dug into your thigh, a growl tearing from his throat as his thrusts grew erratic. Your head was empty, completely fucked out, thoughts filled only with jumbled thoughts of the man above you as he fucked you, deep and hard. You felt tears beading at your lash line as Zoro worked you towards yet another climax, and you yanked him down into a sloppy kiss in crazed desperation for as much contact as possible.
āGonna cum,ā you choked, āZoro, fuckāā
āDo it,ā he snarled, āfuck, do it, cum on my cockā yeah!ā
You felt yourself gush on his dick, muffling your scream in the crook of his neck, vision spotty, and you knew youād get addicted to this, addicted to him, but you knew neither of you cared at all about that fact, not when he was chanting your name, chasing his release as you squeezed around him in a vice grip. His pace was relentless, entirely indulgent, and you could feel him twitching inside of you.
āWanna fill you,ā he gasped, desperate, completely undone, ālet me, will you let me?ā
Unable to form words, you only nodded, yanking him down into another kiss as he thrust all the way in, stuffing you completely full, moaning into your mouth as he pulsed inside of you, his hands bruising in their grip on your body. Heat bloomed inside of you, making you whimper against his mouth, and you slowly rocked your hips to help him through the euphoria of it all, something that made blunt nails dig into your flesh.
Together, you lay panting, breathless and undone, tangled together. Zoro broke the kiss to bury his face in the crook of your neck, breathing erratically, and it was a few tense moments before he was slowly pulling out, rolling off of you to lay beside you.
āThat canāt be a one time thing,ā you said, after you found your voice, and Zoro huffed what may have been a laugh.
āFuck no.ā
A few beats of silence passed before the bed creaked, and another few passed before you felt a towel between your thighs, wiping you clean. Then, the blankets were being pulled back, and you were being tucked under them. Zoro climbed in shortly after, tugging you to lay against his body.
Silence passed some more, and you almost thought Zoro had fallen asleep before he spoke.
āYou make me feel things Iām not used to,ā he said.
You stole closer, curling into him, resting your head on his chest.
āHow long have I done that?ā
He pressed his nose into your hair. āSince I met you.ā
You snorted. āBullshit. You didnāt like me when we met.ā
āI did,ā he said, āIām being serious. Youāre gorgeous and strong, and you know it. You donāt back down. You made me feel things Iāve never felt before for anyone. I didnāt know how to handle that, so I acted like an idiot.ā
You smirked. āHell of a time to tell me that, after you fucked my brains out. You had a crush, so you acted like a little kid on the playground, is that it?ā
A snort. āYeah, pretty much. Never said I was proud of it.ā
You laughed, enjoying the warmth of his body against yours.
āI feel the same,ā you said, āwhen you kissed me in that closet, I realized it. You couldāve just asked me to get a drink, though.ā
Zoro smiled. āSure, I couldāve. But this was way more fun.ā
You quirked an eyebrow. āTeasing me relentlessly?ā
āYep. Do you have a problem with that?ā
You rolled your eyes. āOh, several. But Iāll pay you back for that in due time.ā
āGive it your best shot. I look forward to it.ā
Idle chatter continued for a little while before you began to doze off. You felt Zoro tug you closer as you fell asleep, and for once since you started sailing with the Straw Hats, you were actually thankful for storms.
And, as you felt Zoroās lips press against the crown of your head, you were excited for the future.
āYou had fun last night.ā
You turned to look at Nami from your spot at the front railings of the Merry, eyes slowly growing wide.
āI have no idea what youāre talking about.ā
āSure,ā she said, āplay that game. But maybe try a little harder to cover up the hickies next time you and Zoroā¦ spend the night together.ā
Shit.
āNami, Iām sorry,ā you relented, āit sort of just happened.ā
She snickered. āUsopp told me he basically forbade anyone from taking the room with you after you left the lobby.ā
You put your face in your hands, thoroughly embarrassed. āUsopp knows?ā
āHe isnāt stupid, anyone couldāve figured out what might happen. The hickies are just confirmation.ā
āConfirmation for what?ā
You bristled at the sound of Zoroās voice, stiffening when he crossed the deck to reach you, wrapping an arm around your shoulders.Ā
āYou know what Iām talking about,ā Nami said, and Zoro smirked, smugness radiating off of him in waves.
āDo I?ā
She rolled her eyes. āWhy else would she be walking funny?ā
Zoro shrugged, nonchalant, still smug as ever. āI guess weāll never know.ā
And as he tugged you closer, nose pressing into your hair as Nami turned to walk away, you couldn't help but smile.
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apropos of nothing, I made Tape-E
Who is Tape-E?
During one of the TMA livestreams (trying to remember which one), a fan question was asked āIs there a mascot (for the Archives or the show itself not sure)?ā One of the team suggested āTape-y?ā, to which everyone else responded with āOh no!!ā. So I thought, oh yes! So yeah, this is your fault š
What is Tape-E?
As Mr Bonzo is a parody of Mr Blobby, Tape-E is a parody of Clippy (these last two names rhyme).
Who is Clippy?
Clippy was a microsoft office assistant, introduced in 1997. He was a little virtual paperclip (officially called Clippit, but that name never caught on) who sat on the bottom right corner of the page, and was programmed to give advice in popup speech bubbles when certain actions were taken. For example, if you wrote out an address and āDearā, Clippy would say āLooks like youāre writing a letter. Would you like help?ā. The name Tape-E in the livestream seemed to be referring to Clippy, as there are many similarities in the behaviour of Clippy, and the actual tapes/ tape recorders in-universe:
always on by default
appears at inconvenient times
provides help you do not want
hated by (mostly) everyone
watching you with cold dead eyes
enjoyed by nostalgia and retro seekers
Why make Tape-E?
As I am of the same generation as some of the RQ peeps, I unironically loved Clippy and Mr Blobby as a child, and it gives me great joy to imagine, in the TMP universe, Sam getting a little pop up: āLooks like youāre trying to code a case file! Would you like some help with that?ā In our world this would be impossible - Windows NT (as the official name) was dropped in 1996, one year before Clippy was born, BUT there is voice recording on TMPās ancient computers, so itās not totally impossible! š
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What are cassette tapes?
Just a little recap for those who didnāt grow up with tapes: Cassette Tapes contain information embedded in magnetic tape, wrapped around one spool and attached to a second spool. When played, the spools are turned by the machine and the magnetic tape is wound onto the other spool, the information read out through speakers as the magnetic tape moves through sensors. As the magnetic tape can contain different information depending on the direction of tape movement, you can flip the cassette tape over in the machine, and play the tape again, hearing another load of information. This concept is never utilised in the show, but it does mean that cassette tapes have A-sides, and B-sides (as Vinyl records do). Here, of course, this stands for Archivist-side, and Brutalpipemurder-side. On occasion, the magnetic tapes would become damaged, or bent, and could be pushed out of the cassette, causing a horrible noise, and terror to small children who were only trying to listen to their Just William tapes. When this happened, a pencil (or in my case, my little finger) could be jammed into the spiky spool āteethā, to rewind the magnetic tape back into the cassette. Maybe thatās why the eyes are red? š©ø I am very glad that the TMA tapes are magic, and record endlessly, never need flipping, and never get chewed up by the hungry machine.
Why is the name Tape-E?
Canon answer: the name stands for Tape-Eyes. Possibly Tape-Entity? Undecided.
Actual answer: Tape-y, Tapey and Tapie spellings look weird to me. I think Tape-E looks best.
Why a tape and not a tape recorder?
if you can crochet a tape recorder, youāre a genius and I love you.
What gender is Tape-E?
I might refer to Tape-E as male sometimes because thatās how people often referred to Clippy. But Tape-E is whatever gender Tape-E feels like being.
Why now?
Why not? also now is a good time because TMP episode 15 is an excellent episode
Whatās going to happen to Tape-E?
Iām going to gift it to Jonny sometime, if we get more liveshows or book signings. Itās his fault this exists after all. Plus you can write whatever you like in the speech bubbles! Hopefully I can give it calmly? But maybe Tape-E will be yeeted in his general direction in a fit of ADHD-fuelled social anxiety. Only time will tell.
Tape-E is a pattern and design created entirely by myself. The inspiration and world building from whence it came, is entirely the genius of @jonnywaistcoat Jonny Sims, Rusty Quill @rqbossman and The Magnus Archives, which is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution, non-commercial share alike 4.0 international license.
Clippy was invented by Microsoft and Kevan Atteberry, who now illustrates childrenās books.
Mr Blobby is an adorable abomination, created from a fevered mind.
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kuroo, atsumu, osamu, bokuto, ushijima, & kenma with a chubby s/o (i added ken as a little treat [lowkey to myself..])
(pretty & beautiful are used, could be considered suggestive)
(requested by @starrbright)
kuroo tetsuro ;
as much as i love to slander himā he is a true romantic and will treat you like youāre a higher being.
he doesnāt care if youāre chubby or not. heās the type of guy to say āthat just means thereās more of you to loveā (which is lowkey kinda cute, heās so dumb)
i hate him (affectionate). he just adores you and loves your to hold your stomach and hips (he will whisper awful pick up lines in your ear while holding you though [heās such a loser /aff]). he just canāt get enough of you, heās constantly touching you, itās a spectrum of linking pinkies to yk..
anywaysā¦ heās always showering you in affection and gifts. takes you to specific stores that have plus sized clothing. to be more specific, expensive plus sized stores. he makes you try on everything. yk how men do that whole manspread thing?? yeah, he does that on the couches near the dressing rooms and does that little finger whirl to make you twirl (that rhymes).
heās always telling you how beautiful you are to him and how breathtaking you are. heās so in love with you it makes him look stupid (affectionate).
heās ALWAYS bragging to his friends about you and telling all of his coworkers that he has the prettiest partner (heās so dumb, i love him)
miya atsumu ;
is he a major asshole? yes. but does that extend to you? absolutely not.
heās another absolute LOSER (affectionate). heās so in love with you. you could stab him and heād thank you. i strongly believe heās very into thick/chubby people. he loves laying on your thighs or stomach.
ngl when you first heard about how he was in high school, you were vv uncomfortable w/ him because you thought heād treat you the same (even though youāre MSBYās manager)
so you didnāt interact with him unless it was to pass out towels/water bottles or go over notes (which you tried to get that over with quickly). and it kinda pissed him off cause he thought you were so pretty (itās physically painful how attractive you are to him).
he decided to confront you one day. the team was in the locker room, yk just doing their thing, and he was finally able to get you alone. so he strides on over to you (like the loser he is) and asks why you avoid him. and obviously you hesitate but he kept pushing for an answer. when you told him, he was genuinely stunned. he stutters out how heās sorry he made you feel that way and offers to take you to a restaurant as a way to start new (aka he tricked you into going on a date).
anywaysā after a few more āhang outsā of getting to know each other, he finally asks you on a proper date (osamu made him. he said that atsumu couldnāt just keep tricking you to going on dates. atsumu protested) (ps if u got boobs, heāll squish em HARD so beware)
miya osamu ;
my LORD he loves chubby people. you CANNOT change my mind !!!!!
okay okay soā¦ā¦.. he met you at a farmerās market <3 you had a booth and you were selling his favorite seasonings !!! he didnāt really LOOK at you until he went to pay for his spices and good LORD he basically drooled all over himself.
he whimpered a littleā¦ your curves made him feel a teensy bit crazy. and when you spoke?? when you laughed at a corny joke about seasonings?? he fell in love right then and there.
he asked for your number after the small conversation and invited you to try his food at his restaurant. when you realized he was the owner of onigiri miya, you were kind of shocked. you only ever ordered online. plus, i meanā you only got his first name. but thatās besides the point
anyways, you would have cooking/dinner dates and afterwards youād just cuddle, yk cutesy stuff. he always made it a point to hold all of you or at least most of you. (he just loves touching you)
he has his hands on you whenever he can and heāll squeeze whatever part of you he could. his favorite thoughā your butt and thighs. but sometimes heāll squeeze them too hard and youāll have to pinch him.
bokuto koutaro ;
okay soā letās say you work at onigiri miya. youāre the sweet new employee that the team has yet to meet (aside from shitty [/aff] atsumu).
the moment he walks through that door and sees you, itās like one of those cheesy romcoms where the main character sees a glow around you and everything is in slow motion. brows up, eyes wide, mouth agape, face red. heās genuinely in awe of you. (atsumu notices and makes sure to get a seat in your serving area)
when you come to bring them their food, bokuto is so nervousā his palms are sweaty and his whole face is red. at first you thought that maybe he was red because he was upset about not getting the other server (yk like red in the face anger??).
he ends up asking for your number at the end of his meal. you thought that maybe it was a joke cause, well, heās a big ass athlete and usually those people donāt go for your type (which is so stupid bc chubby people are <3 [theyāre very much my type]). but those thoughts left when you saw how nervous he was about it. this 190+ cm man was shaking because he was so nervous (it was cute).
he definitely messages you as soon as he leaves. he ends up calling you later that night, just so he could ask to take you out on a date (poor guy was too nervous to ask when he saw you) (the date went well and was very nice).
heās very physically affectionate so expect his constant need for touch. when youāre both sitting, he likes to hold your thigh. especially when heās driving (yk likeā the one hand on the wheel, one hand on your thigh thing). he also loves to hold your hips and squeeze them. he says it gives him energyā doesnāt make sense but okay !
ushjima wakatoshi ;
heās likeā a chubby chaser but also not?? if that makes sense???
anyways !! iād like to think you two have been together since the end of high school <3 you guys met through tendou in your first year (he was totally setting you two up) and oddly became fast friends. then he asked you out after the karasuno match (you were comforting him and the question just came out on itās own. like he was thinking about being with you and his mouth said something before his brain could comprehend).
so yes, youāve been together for a looong while.
he unintentionally brags about you. likeā the adlers will ask why he declines their invitations to go out sometimes and heāll say āmy partner is making dinner at home. theyāre very good, iād rather have their food. restaurants donāt make food as good as theirsā but that ends up in the adlers coming to your house to try your food. (a warning wouldāve been nice)
speaking of food and when youāre cookingā he loves to hold you while you do so. heāll squish your stomach and hips (his favorite parts) while swaying to the music thatās playing (maybe you got soul and r&b playing [i am currently fixated on lauryn hill so bare with me]) it can get a little annoying (i like cooking alone so,,, yeah) but heās very sweet and cute and amazing, so he gets a pass.
mmmm this man loves to cuddle, i just know it. he loves the position where likeā half of his body is draped over you and he has his head on your chest cause it lets him touch his favorite parts of you.
kozume kenma ;
he doesnāt care what you look like. if you have a good personality then thatās all that matters to him.
when heās gaming, he likes to sit on the floor in front of you so that heās in between your thighs and they sort of rest on his shoulders. which can be dangerous because sometimes heāll get so excited and try to jump up but drags you off the couch/bed.
whenever youāre playing games (maybe youāre taking turns??) heāll turn himself (yes, heās still on the floor) and rest his head between your thighs or lays his head on one of them. sometimes heāll lay on the couch/bed so he could hug your waist (i like to think heās clingy when heās close w/ someone).
heāll brag about you on his stream and taunt kuroo for not having a partner yet. heāll actually be so mean to kuroo saying shit like āyouāre the only cat at a horse orgy partyā (they have such a beautiful friendship)
he also likes to sit in your lap (i wanna cradle himā¦ i think i have issues??) and usually faces towards you when he does
heās a BITER!!!!! if heās ever laying on your lap or sitting between your legsā heāll just fuckin bite you. when he has his head on your stomach??? CHOMP. when youāre cooking or putting dishes away?? shoulder bite. heās just the type of guy to bite as a way of showing affection (me too tho ???)
my boys <3
sorry this took so long!!
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Glitch Warrior: Stonewing
FUNFACT turns out that Stonewing in ShadowClan actually had a beta name. He was called Stonetooth, and was going to be mates with an obscure background cat called Wasptail.
Since I'm scrounging up ShadowClan cats here I'm absolutely doing something with this. But, there's already a Stonetooth. So we're looking at a conflict rename, lads!
Before getting to the poll, here's some deets about this guy;
Based on how the timeline shakes out, they're likely to end up as the child of Spindleclaw-- another Glitch Warrior, the brown sister of Ivytail.
This would make them Blackstar's grand-nespring.
If so, they might also be siblings with Shrewfoot.
Wherever they end up on the tree, this cat will be a sibling of Stonewing. Probably a littermate.
BB!Stonewing is actually deaf from birth. It works especially well if they have a sibling, because the home signs they develop to communicate can become part of the sign language that's going to evolve after SkyClan's arrival lmao.
The two can split the roles Canon!Stonewing has occupied. (Bonus, this can also fix an error that was in ASC: Star where Stonewing was a prisoner in the camp and the island at the same time lmao)
Stone"tooth" will probably be mates with Wasptail for a while, but I don't know if kittens will result. Stonewing's kittens with Grassheart are unchanged.
I am not committed to any particular gender for this cat yet. I'm leaning towards molly or gib.
For new names, I have three thoughts;
Option 1: StoneCHAT-tooth
A bird with a song like two stones being clicked. I feel like this could be a really cute reference to the idea that Stonewing was born deaf and doesn't speak, and so Stonechat-tooth helps interpret for him.
Since Stonechat-tooth is a bit long, I might make it Chat-tooth. Or just give them the Squilf treatment with their nickname-- Stoot.
Option 2: Bonetooth
A rhyme, but also ShadowClan sense of humor at work. Stonewing is pure white with dark blue eyes, and his sibling Bonetooth would be stony-gray. Mismatching colors chosen for the kits, to confuse their enemies.
Plus, Bone is a cool prefix. I say with absolutely no bias whatsoever.
Option 3: Different Kind of Rock-tooth
There's actually lots of types of neat rocks to use here. Fossils are not uncommon, fairy coins mean that both Fairy and Coin are valid, conglomerate rocks mean that "Cobbletooth" could be a totally valid name here.
Or even just Rocktooth, of course. Simplest alternate name.
EXACT details to be hammered out, so the precise name is chosen later; which BROAD CATEGORY should this rename go into?
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Ā Rockstar girlfriend II. | Hazel Callahan
Rockstar! Hazel Callahan x Popstar! Reader Summary: Hazel Callahan and Y/n L/n have to be in a pr relationship, but both of them can stand each other.Ā Warnings: Enemies to lovers! Enemies to lovers! Enemies to lovers! Heavy makeout session,Ā smoking. English isnāt my main languageĀ a/n: Wrote this in class so I hope you gusy enjoy! Plus Iām really grateful on all the love you gave to the last oneĀ
part one. part three. part four. part five
Heart throb and Rock sensation, Hazel Callahan from the band āThe Bottomsā was caught making out with a C list celebrity.Ā Ā Ā
Every press was good press or at least that was something her manager tried to convince her that being associated with Hazel Callahan was a good thing for her career. She wanted to agree but seeing the picture stare back at her with that damn headline made her go insane. She couldnāt believe it was even possible to be more pissed off at Hazel Callahan, more than she once was. Hazel got praised for the things she did. Rock sensation and Heart Throb and what did Y/n get? C list celebrity? Was this some type of cruel joke? Did Hazel personally know the writer of the article? Was she fucking them? Either way she was on the editors good side and also on the press good side.Ā
The picture had gotten a lot of attention, like a LOT of attention. The publicity stunt had done its jobĀ spreading like wildfire. Hazelās ring covered hands gripping onto her ass while Y/n moaned into the kiss. Hazel white tank tops rose up whilst Y/nās skirt was almost at her stomach.Ā Both of the girls' hair was a mess and both of them look like they enjoy the kiss.Ā
The picture haunted Y/nās head, there was evidence that she was melting into her biggest enemy's touch. Everything was a constant reminder of that. Instead of Y/n falling asleep pissed out of her mind because of some random shit Hazel did now she found herself falling asleep flustered. The only thought running through her head was Hazel's hands running all over her body and her sweet kisses. She had heard through other celebrities that Hazel was a good kisser but never would it cross her mind that she was going to test that theory. When Y/n tried writing a song she would find herself unconsciously trying to find words that rhyme with Hazel. If the lingering touch wasnāt enough all Y/n could see was the damn picture of them making out. In very elaborate almost pornographic fan edits, news articles and magazines, t-shirts, everywhere. Even Brittney went to the point of making that picture her wallpaper to mess with her.Ā
Things were different now, not a good different, but different. She still despised Hazel; the only thing that had changed was the kiss between the two and the fact that people now knew that they didnāt hate each other. So their PR team was actually onto something because song streams from both sides were upping by the minute. Gaining followers left to right, both fandoms trying to uncover which song was dedicated for who. Every drama reporter and Late Night show host tried contacting their management team just to get the scoop on what was happening between the two. So management made it their mission to ride that heat of the moment.Ā Ā
Thatās how Y/n, Isabel and Brittney found themselves backstage in The Bottoms concert. Management wanted people to link Hazel with Y/n as the āRock Star girlfriendā so after fighting for her manager for what felt like hours she found herself pushing past people to find Hazel. Her management team wanted fans to see Y/n wearing something that belonged to Hazel, soĀ they would think they were a couple.Ā
Y/n looked at the door in front of her, Hazel name written in her messy writing on a small whiteboard. Her hand reached towards the door handle, slowly opened the door to the dressing room. Y/n instantly scrunched up her nose as the smell of cigarettes overtook her nostrils. She looked around the dark room in front of her furrowing her eyes. The room was filled with half empty beer bottles, pizza boxes, several cigarette budds, dirty shirts and other things she couldnāt even understand what they were. They had only been here for a day, how was it possible for her to make such a mess.Ā
āArenāt you going to say hi to your favorite girl?ā A voice spoke, making Y/n turn towards the couch watching how Hazel inhaled the smoke from her cigarette. Hazel leaned back comfortably onto the leather couch, her leather covered legs spread open as she looked at her with barely open eyes. Y/nās eyes followed her lips watching how the smoke slowly escaped her lips. She could feel her face turn red cursing herself for feeling like this in front of her.Ā
āHello.ā Y/n barely managed to get out, not knowing what to say. Usually she would bitch out at Hazel with ease. Going off for hours annoyed at the girl, but now she was a flustered mess, imagining those leather pants rubbing against her thighs.Ā
āL/n? You are usually very vocal? Ever since our little work session you donāt know what to say. My hotness finally caught up to you?ā Hazel replied, tapping her cigarette on the ashtray next to her, stubbing it out. She sent a smile her way, running her now available ring-covered hands over her pants slowly. Hazel smirked watching how Y/nās eyes didnāt leave her hands.Ā
āShut upā Y/n mumbled, gaining her composure glaring down at her, her anger once again showing up. Hazel let out a chuckle not moving from her place looking at Y/n through her long eyelashes. Y/n noticed the hint of a mischievous look in her eyes. What was she thinking about?Ā
āWhat? Is my little D lister bitch flustered? Remember this is all professional, L/n. If it werenāt for this stupid contract I wouldnāt let you five feet near me. You are lucky that I even touch you.ā Hazel replied tauntingly, sending a smirk her way. Her arms stretched against the backrest of the couch. Y/n lips scrunched up as she furrowed her eyebrows pissed off out of her mind. Y/n moved towards Hazel pulling her towards Y/n by the silver chain that adorned her neck.Ā
āLet me tell you something, Callahan. I donāt want this. If it weren't from my damn manager fighting with me to be here, I would be anywhere but here. So donāt get too cocky, like you said this, this is professional. So you can call me an actress, because your touch didnāt do shitā Y/n gripped on her chain harder as Hazel looked up at her fake shook covering her face. Her hands reached up in a defensive manner while her gaze turned in her usually cocky one.Ā
āThey donāt call me a master with my hands just because Iām good with the guitar, sweetheart. I know how to differentiate a fake moan from a real one and what you did wasn't fake.ā Hazel reached out towards Y/n pushing a string of her hair behind her ear sending a shiverĀ upĀ her spine.Ā Y/n searched for the words to say but she couldnāt find a word in the dictionary to make a comeback. Hazel hands reached towards her waist pushing Y/n down on her lap.Ā
āYou look stressed, why donāt you take a smoke?ā Hazel continued reaching for the table next to them, handing herĀ the box of cigarettes. Y/n looked down at the cigarettes in her lap and slowly looked up at Hazel taking in every inch of her.Ā
āI donāt smokeā Y/n replied, looking to the side. Hazel took the box of cigarettes in her hand, taking one out and placing it on her lips. She quickly bucked her hips up still holding onto Y/n with one hand to slip out her lighter. Hazel pushedĀ the end of the lighter against Y/n chin making her look at her.Ā
āYou are tense, you need to ease down. So help me out, pretty girlā The said while gripping onto the cigarette on her teeth. Hazel handed the lighter to Y/n waiting for her to light it up. Y/n slowly leaned in, turning the lighter on the flame hitting Hazelās skin making her glow. Y/n looked at Hazelās closed eyes, the messy smokey liner surrounding her eyes caused a small smile to form on her lips. Hazel slowly gripped on her waist to make her continue. She slowly lights up the cigarette resting her hand on Hazelās cheek. Turning off the lighter and placing it on the table next to her, not breaking eye contact with Hazel.Ā
Hazel closed her eyes inhaling the smoke for a few seconds keeping the smoke inside her mouth. She removed the cigarette slowly searching for Y/nās eyes leaning towards, her lips hovering Y/nās lips. Hazel placed the cigarette down on the ashtray slowly placing her thumb in between Y/nās lips slowly opening them up. Hazel blew out the smoke on to Y/nās mouth. Y/n closed her eyes, humming from the sensation. Y/n attached their lips together finding herself in the same predicament as a few days ago. Both girls fighting for dominance not wanting to lose the upper hand.Ā
But before Hazel could even do anything else, Y/nās had moved her lips from hers and latched onto her neck. Y/n left sloppy kisses on Hazelās neck, she kisses all over trying to find Hazelās sweet spot. After a few seconds a soft whimper escaped from Hazelās lips making Y/n smirk into her neck. She worked on that area whilst Hazel bit her lip in an attempt to cover her moans.Ā
āIf you arenāt vocal, Iāll stop sweetheartā Y/n replied imitating Hazel's usual tone , blowing against the freshly done hickey. Hazel glared at her, taking her by the neck and pushing her against the couch pinning her down. Y/n looked up at her pissed out of her mind, while Hazel smirked her chain hanging against her face softly hitting her nose.Ā
āNever forget whoās in chargeā She replied, letting go of her neck and moving off her heading towards the door.Ā
āWhere are you even going?ā Y/n asked looking up from the couch. Hazel chuckled turning towards her.Ā
āIām going to do a show, so donāt miss me too muchā and with that Hazel was gone.Ā
Hazel maybe had won the fight but Y/n was going to win the war. The next morning news articles made Y/n wake up in joy. Headliners making her go insane but this time in a good way.Ā
Y/n L/n, popstar sensation, making it known that her bass playing girlfriend is hers.Ā
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Akutagawa as your boyfriend āļø
Umm happy late b day Akuā¦š Iām totally super late for this I KNOW. But! Iām doing it anyway! >:3 late or not :P Plus I Just wanted to write for him since I really like this dude (ćĻć) (Light blood, death and killing mentions but not in detail)
Akutagawa b day hcs first >;}
planning everything out and hiding it from him is kind of a task. š
the guyās pretty stealthy himself so ya gotta make sure he doesnāt sneak up on you while your prepping things.
Buuut with the help of everyone from the port mafia (except Mori- joking! he does help but Elise does 90% of the work) you planned a mini party <3
Gin got the food! (Figs and tea enters chat)
Higuchi got the decorations! (streamers, balloons, tables, chairs)
Hirotsu keeps akutagawa busy (tea and chatting LOL)
Elise makes the banners (hints poorly drawn dead versions of everyoneāextra blood for aku<3)
Kajii makes (lemon shaped) confetti poppers!!
Koyo hosted/recorded it all š
Chuuya brought wine and the cake (both were really expensive and tasty good job Chuuya)
Q brought lots of presents!! :3
Annnnd Tachihara! Brought some ~port mafia style~ party games (you played mafia LOL)
now general relationship things š
He treats you like how he does Gin, there is peace between the two of you and you have friendly interactions. (Romantic as well, for you) he will even go as far as to do favors for you but weāll dabble in that more later ā)
acts of service is his #1 love language. Thereās no convincing me otherwise. When I say āhe will do anything for youā besides killing this is what I mean. You really donāt have to ask either. I talk about this some more later but, examples: done with your plate? Heāll take it. He remembers you said you needed xyz, he got it for you. You said you wanted to ____ but you fell asleep, so he did it.
hope you get along with Gin because to continue a relationship with him past 2 minutes, you need to. He will never choose friends over family. I stand on that.
honest man.
Its canon, of course this would apply to a relationship too :)
you never have to worry about him lying, thankfullly. the bad news isā¦this guy isnāt just honest..heās brutally honest š
which heās not dumb, but heās also not one to pacify feelings. So say you created something and youāve been working on this piece for a while now, (whether your an artist, writer, sculptor, something elseāwhatever), he takes a look at it and singlehandedly points out all the flaws š§āāļø
not in a rude way-
just genuinely telling your mistakes. Which- I know can hurt because you spent a lot of time on itā¦..but as lest you can fix it now..? š¤·āāļø
He respects you. Of course he does! How could you love someone you donāt respect?!
why Iām mentioning this then?? Because to him, respect is very important. Thereās few that he respects personally and not because of his job.
like Dazai (sorta bc of his job but shh), Gin or Atsushi (somewhat)
And just to clear it up those he has respect for because of his job would be mori or hirotsu
so the fact that you have his respect is a mile stone!! šÆāāļøšš
Heās loyal but it aināt a fault šš¤Ŗ
seriously tho this dude is still chasing Dazai even after he ādisgraced the mafiaās nameā and left to the ada
So for you?? This is simply proof that he aināt neva leavin you, and you aināt neva leavin him š (I donāt make the rules)
even If he disagrees with your actions/opinions he will talk it out with you š±
now he might sound a bit upset, and if your acting absolute bonkers rn and need some sense smacked into you- he might yell too. But thatās mostly if itās for your well being.
other than that, yes the hotheaded Ryuu will calm down for you (that kinda rhymes āļøš¤)
Bonus!:
living with the Akutagawaās! ( āļø'Ļ')āļø
going more into acts of service, you and Gin hardly ever have to worry about chores or errands
he doesnāt really do it for the purpose of your validation, and genuinely doesnāt expect a thank you either
āhm? Ohā¦itās nothing.ā
Is his response when you try to thank him
he does it because heās responsible not for praise
although I will say, seeing as though he has a lot of respect for you, as I said earlier, you may get a semi flustered/shocked facial expression
not necessarily blushing, just a expression that shows it caught him off guard ;P
Its not uncommon to see him cleaning around the house and asking if you have any laundry
housewife Ryuunosuke LOL š
When goes out to get groceries he asks you and Gin if thereās anything specific you want him to buy and if yes, heāll get it for you
just like in the anime with Gin, he doesnāt mind doing favors for you as well <3
if you decide you wanna clean up or go to the store yourself he wonāt stop you and be like ānonono I got it you sit down š„ŗā. I donāt mean this in a bad way but heās not a gentleman on purpose
I feel heās the type of guy to do things that you consider gentlemanly but he just considers it being polite
oh itās fine heās got the groceries š
got a order for pick up? Oh well he was going out anyway, heāll get it š¤·
heās got the door š
donāt worry about the bill heāll pay it (restaurant or house bill š)
another thingā¦! ā”
sometimes when you and Gin wanna watch a movie but Ryuuās still doing the dishesā¦.
Rashomon!
do the dishes :3 (while he watches the movie with you guys)
I wasnāt gonna write these at first but Iām real glad I did! I love these and finally wrote for our guy Ryuunosuke!!
WHEN I TYPED DAZAIāS NAME IT AUTOCORRECTED FO DASANI AT FIRST HAHAHHAHA
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what's the beef with heatwave? (also one of my least favorites, but i've never been able to put my finger on why)
it's Thoroughly Fine. i think what damns it to the skip list is that somehow it became GA's breakthrough hit despite many other more worthy candidates and so it's treated like a big bombastic concert finale when it's actually the thematic continuation of "Agnes"
one of the Things about the big three albums is they are incredibly thematically and narratively cohesive within themselves and in comparison to each other.
How To Be A Human Being tends to be about the actual Event. It's an anthology of stories and the emotions are immediate and reactionary. It's about what is happening right now or what just happened.
Dreamland is about the aftermath and the way you navigate the events after the event. Sometimes this is really explicit; "Mama's Gun" and "Other Side of Paradise" are both about someone snapping and picking up a gun and doing a bad thing. "Space Ghost" literally starts with 'I said to you "why did you do it?" touch the glass I can feel you through it'.
ILYSFM is the wisdom of hindsight. It's all of the progress made in Dreamland plus time, and the result of that. The emotions are not more complex but they're more.... i hate to make it seems so basic, but it's mature. It's the next step.
Basically, HTBAHB is the stone thrown into the water, disturbing it. Dreamland is the ripples. ILYSFM is the lake after, the wider picture after the impact is over.
SO "Agnes" is the story about being caught in the immediacy of watching a loved one destroying themselves, and it's intense, it's almost like a Shepard scale, the size of the emotions keeps fucking building.
"Heat Waves" is the sequel, emotionally. It's not looking directly at a boy named Agnes and sobbing because he's killing himself, pleading with him to stop. It's the mourning of a relationship that's already dead, it's seeing the remnants in movies and in reflections, it's acceptance that 'you need something I could never give.' "Agnes" is the body, "Heat Waves" is the ghost.
But they still emotionally rhyme because 'you're gone but you're on my mind' and 'sometimes, all i think about is you'.
all that being said: if anything should have been The Big Hit from Dreamland, it should have been "Your Love (Deja Vu)." It doesn't even have mention of big dicks and big ol' tiddies, cmon top 40 radio.
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