#PLEASE im tired

[jaysmentalspace]

✨️ Sweet dreams 🌙

- Anxiety has been an absolute punch to the stomach all day and you just want it to kindly stop. But it won't.

- So you try sleep, it is late.

- Your tossing and turning, noises of frustration catch his attention. Even down the hallway he can hear you, his ears keen.

- He saunters into the open doorway and leans against the frame, dark eyes traveling over your figure, hidden beneath the covers, till he locks eyes with you.

- "Go to bed, lovie. For fucks sake, go to sleep" His voice hits you, causing your gaze to lock with his.

- You sit up, an exasperated expression taking over your delicate features and sigh. "Babe, I can't."

- His lips tug up at the side, a smirk adorning his mouth as he hears the small whine in your tone.

- "Well let me help you then." He steps into the room, his moves calculated, the bed dipping beneath his weight.

@alittlesmartcookie sweet dreams miss ma'am 🫴🏻🌸

[jaxfromthatcircus]

Ok I got something for you Jax....@daughterofthedigitalcircus of the digital circus likes you and like I mean love and ik you dont like wolves so will you tell her you hate werewolves? break her heart?speak your heart out

"Yes I fucking hate werewolves, is that what your stupid ass wanted to hear? Now can you just fucking stop sending me anons about this girl I don't even know? Goddamnit"

[blue-phoria]

"We have shota at home"

The shota at home:

[inevitablestars]

i would really like to take a really long nap. like at least a week long, perhaps be put in a coma for a month

[cefalodankovsky]

I hate how mihoyo has been handling the Kaeya story so badly, I get heated just thinking about it. The current Kaeya is just a different character to the start and his character stories and not in the character development way more in the character assassination with numerous plotholes way. I've complained enough on this account so I'm not going to write a whole essay again, But holy shit I do not trust mihoyo enough to think they'll somehow fix or explain this

[smellypxrps]

Sick of having to design older luis I want it to he REAL. Someone snatch him from heaven above and bring him back I'm tired.

[fives-girlfriend]

Oh look, the hive is back.

Don't you, I dunno

Have something better to do

[red-enby]

when you want to be friends with someone but they already have a lot of other friends so you know it’s not gonna make a difference whether you’re there or not and just constantly feel annoying 😒

[ryn-city]

i just want to sleep for the love of god why cant i fall asleep

[artstetic-real]

happy pride. or whatever

[bajablastdealer]

Not to get political but somebody sedate me

[callisteios]

Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!

[purrpl-png]

puppy trio and their silly little ancients

[xxplastic-cubexx]

[right to left]

STILL thinking about drunk chess actually

stupid as hell bonus:

[greghatecrimes]

for the love of god

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.