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[maskedcrawford]

Prank Wars

Seunghyun x F! Reader

A/N: My first T.O.P fic! I really hope you guys enjoy it! Please leave a like if you guys want to see more! Thank you to the sweet Anon who requested this, I really enjoyed writing it!<3

Warnings: A few cuss words. I'm pretty sure that's it.

The Request

Requests are currently: Open

The sunshine comes in through the window to your hotel room waking you up from a peaceful slumber. You squint your eyes and look around the room until your gaze lands on your boyfriend of the last year and a half, Seunghyun. You smile to yourself watching him sleep. He and the rest of big bang had been busy with touring and doing interviews the last few months so it was nice to see him resting. There weren’t any shows or interviews for the next few days so it was prime time to relax with your man.

You smile to yourself as the see the steady rise and fall of his chest, the way his mouth is slightly agape and light snores flow from his nose. After only a few moments of silence you hear a sudden popping noise come from the bathroom in the suite along with a loud scream that, if you didn’t know any better, you’d say came from a girl. You jump out of bed and before you can leave you see a playful grin come up on Seunghyun’s face.

“What did you do?” You quirked your brow at him. Suddenly Ji-yong bursts into the room with a frustrated but slightly scared face.

“That was not funny!” He throws a towel at your boyfriend who can’t help but erupt into laughter.

“What happened?”

“He put party snappers under the toilet seat,” Jiyong grumbled.

“This is war, hyung,” he threatens as he leaves the two of you.

“Seung,” you giggle. He gets up from the bed and wraps you up in a hug.

“Good morning, y/n,” he kisses your forehead before heading to the bathroom. As you change into your clothes you hear your man gag in the bathroom. You quirk a brow as you gingerly step in to check on him.

“Somebody put mayo in my toothpaste container!” he says sticking his tongue out in disgust. You hold your hands over your mouth to cover your smile. You hear someone come up behind you.

“All’s fair in love and war,” Taeyang comments with a huge grin.

“That’s so gross,” you giggle to yourself. Seunghyun glares at Taeyang as he walks out. You love your boyfriend, truly, but he was never great at taking what he dished out. The next few days the guys played silly harmless pranks on each other, and you couldn’t help but enjoy being the neutral party. Pranks weren’t exactly your thing but that didn’t stop you from having a good laugh. Clingwrap on the toilet seat was done to Taeyang by your boyfriend for revenge. You and Seunghyun went to the store and Ji-yong, for revenge, wrapped all of your boyfriends’ clothes in wrapping paper, granted the boys helped him. Daesung stole all of the laces to all the guys shoes. Your boyfriend took stuff from each of the guys and duct tapped it to the ceiling of their hotel rooms, Taeyang's bandana, Daesungs passport and Ji-yong's favorite jacket. And the last prank committed was Taeyang putting zip ties on anything he could to keep them shut, including to the scissors that would be needed to cut them off.

“That’s low! I need to change!” Ji-yong yelled. You rolled your eyes with a silly grin on your face. The prank wars were all fun and games between friends, for the most part. The next day there was a show that the guys had to get prepared for. Seunghyun got in the shower and you walked in to touch up your makeup.

“You excited?” you called over the sound of the rushing water.

“Yeah, we’re announcing our next album today,” he peaks his head out and beams at you with pride. You walk over and give him a gentle kiss; he tries to pull you in closer but you slip away leaving him pouty.

“Not now, I have to finish my make up,” you gesture to your face. He rolls his eyes playfully at you.

“You can always redo it,” he mumbles to himself.

“Patience, nae sarange, patience,” you tease him. Once you finish you walk out of the bathroom and notice Taeyang go in right behind you. You bring your attention to your phone before you hear shouting from the bathroom and Taeyang flies out of the door.

“Delete the damn video!” You look up and see your boyfriend coming out of the bathroom in his pants, his hair still dripping wet.

“You literally took one of me earlier,” Taeyang defends.

“I don’t care, delete the fucking video!” he shouts as he begins to chase Taeyang around the room on the couch and around to the door. Seunghyun tries to take his phone but Taeyang’s too fast. He slips behind him and ends up using you as a human shield. You shriek as the hides behind you, startled from the swift movements. Your boyfriend stands in front of you both moving side to side. You can tell this isn’t a game to Seunghyun anymore. He genuinely looks freaked out. But, then again, he did this to himself, right?

Taeyang’s laugh rumbles in your ears as the other guys can’t stop laughing.

“It’s not funny, delete it!” He continues to shout.

“Hyung, it’s pretty funny,��� Daesung defends.

“Maybe I should put in youtube,” Taeyang jokingly comments.

“No this isn’t funny anymore!” he reaches over you, careful not to hurt you and tries to grab his phone.

“Delete it!” He shouts, for the last time before you decide to step in.

“Agi,” you put your hands on his chest and he looks down at you. He takes a breath and groans rolling his eyes.

“Go sit down,” you try to cover the slight amusement on your face.

“Tae, come on. Just delete the video,” you chuckle at your boyfriend.

“Yeah, yeah all right. See, hyung, it was just a joke,” Taeyang goes over to show him deleting the video.

“Now, let’s make a rule, no filming each other naked!” you playfully reprimand the guys. They groan like children before you put your finger up.

“Don’t start with me,” you warn. They continue to laugh amongst themselves as you go over to your sulking boyfriend.

“Hey, the video’s gone. Cheer up,” you say as you brush some hair out of his face. Even upset he’s still handsome. He grunts in response.

“Aww, come on. I got them to stop,” you lean in close to his ear, “But you really shouldn’t have filmed Taeyang and not expected retribution.” You whisper just before kissing his cheek. He knew you were right and he blushed from the affection you just showed him.

“Yeah, well,” he couldn’t really defend himself, but he still wanted to sulk and whine about it, "still wasn't funny, y/n," he muttered playing with a ring on his finger.

You wrap your arms around his neck and he pulls you into his lap in the chair. You sit with him for a minute before the stylists have to come back over and fix him up for the stage.

“When you get done being the infamous T.O.P. we’ll get some dinner. Anything my baby wants.” You wink at him as you try to help him feel better.

“Anything?” he eyes you up and down and licks his bottom lip. You blush and giggle at his innuendo.

“Only if you can be a good boy,” you size him up with a wag of your finger as the stylist place his jacket on his shoulders. He laughs as he steps away from the ladies and wraps you in his arms.

“Yes ma’am,” he gives you a passionate kiss, just as your about to melt into it, you hear Ji-yong’s voice.

“Seunghyun, let’s go!” you groan as he hesitantly breaks away from you to run on stage and do what he does best. You smile to yourself as you know more prank wars will ensue.

[23victoria]

snowboarding

ꨄ༊*·˚ pairings: f1 drivers x reader

₊✩°｡⋆ authors note: i think this is considered gender neutral but idk it’s a draft and it’s a drabble but lmk if i’m wrong! i hope you guys enjoy!!

ꨄ༊*·˚ synopsis: snowboarding with the f1 drivers and you have a little accident

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ꨄ༊*·˚ F1 MASTERLIST

Lewis Hamilton

Lewis glides effortlessly down the slope while you, in contrast, move like a malfunctioning robot.

“Just relax,” he calls back. “You’re doing great!”

He shouldn’t have said that— because seconds later, you hit an uneven patch and face-plant.

Lewis stops so fast he sprays snow everywhere. “Babe? Babe?! Oh no— are you hurt?”

You roll onto your back, snow-covered but grinning. “I have become one with the mountain.”

Lewis lets out a relieved chuckle, covering his face. “Don’t do that to me, Y/N!” He flops into the snow next to you, laughing. “You’re lucky you’re cute.”

“I know.”

He shakes his head with a grin. “Next time, let’s stick to sledding.”

Charles Leclerc

Charles is all confidence as he helps you strap in. “Just follow my lead, bebé. Nice and easy.”

Nice and easy, my ass.

The moment you push off, you gain too much speed and, before you can stop, go flying straight into a snowbank.

Charles nearly trips over himself rushing to you. “Babe! Are you hurt? Talk to me!”

But instead of replying, you burst into laughter, struggling to pull yourself out of the snow.

Charles blinks. “You— you’re laughing?”

You nod, still giggling uncontrollably. He sighs, relief washing over his face before he starts laughing too, shaking his head. “You scared me, you idiot.”

“But did I look cool before I crashed?” you ask.

He snorts. “No. You looked like Bambi on ice.”

Carlos Sainz

Carlos is patient, guiding you through the basics. “It’s all about balance, cariño.”

Balance, you repeat in your head. Balance.

Then the snowboard betrays you. One sharp turn and suddenly you’re tumbling, rolling down the slope like a snow-covered burrito.

Carlos skids to a stop beside you, wide-eyed. “Y/N?! Are you okay? Speak to me!”

You peek up at him, grinning through your snow-covered face. “I think I invented a new trick.”

Carlos sighs in relief, then throws his head back laughing. “Dios mío, you nearly gave me a heart attack!” He shakes his head. “But I will admit— that was quite a spectacular crash.”

“Thank you, I do my own stunts.”

Lando Norris

Lando is already filming, grinning. “Alright, first time on a snowboard. What could go wrong?”

Everything. Everything could go wrong.

You barely make it five feet before catching an edge and wiping out spectacularly, your legs flinging over your head before you land in a heap.

Lando stops recording. “Oh my god.” He rushes over, panic setting in. “Y/N? Are you alive?”

Your laughter bubbles up from the snow, and Lando groans in relief. “You scared the crap out of me!”

You wiggle your arms dramatically. “Still alive, unfortunately.”

Lando bursts into laughter, dropping beside you. “That was the funniest fall I’ve ever seen.”

“Did you get it on camera?”

“Of course.”

“Good. Post it.”

Oscar Piastri

Oscar stands at the top, eyeing you cautiously. “Are you sure about this?”

“Yes! I’m a natural athlete.”

You immediately fall.

Oscar’s soul leaves his body as he rushes to you, sliding to a stop. “Y/N? Please tell me you’re okay.”

You open your eyes and just start laughing.

Oscar blinks. “You’re— you’re laughing?”

You nod, wiping snow from your face. “That was fun.”

He sighs, shaking his head before chuckling. “I thought you died for a second.”

“Not yet, but the day is young.”

Oscar groans, but he’s still smiling. “You’re unbelievable.”

Max Verstappen

Max watches you from the top of the slope, arms crossed, smirking. “You sure you don’t want a few practice runs first?” he asks.

You roll your eyes. “How hard can it be?”

Famous last words.

One second, you’re upright; the next, you’re airborne, limbs flailing like a ragdoll before face-planting into the snow.

Max sprints down, panic in his eyes. “Y/N?! Are you okay?” He drops to his knees beside you, but instead of groaning in pain, you’re wheezing with laughter, unable to breathe.

Max stares for a moment before shaking his head, chuckling. “You absolute idiot,” he mutters, flopping onto the snow next to you, laughing. “You looked like a falling pancake.”

“A pancake?” you gasp between laughs.

“Yeah, a very uncoordinated one.”

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[raymeonz]

Heatwave (Jake)

complete

The apartment is unbearably hot, the broken AC doing nothing to help. you’re sprawled on the couch in just a thin tank top and panties, lazily sucking on a melting popsicle when the door swings open. Jake steps inside, shirtless, sweat clinging to his toned body. His blond hair is damp, strands sticking to his forehead, and his eyes darken the second they land on you. His gaze drags over your bare legs, the way your top clings to your skin, and finally—the bright red popsicle slipping between your lips.

He shuts the door with a click, running his tongue along his bottom lip. "You’re really testing my patience, baby."

You blink up at him, feigning innocence. "What? It’s hot."

Jake exhales a sharp breath, shaking his head as he steps closer. Without another word, he drops onto the couch beside you, his arm stretching across the backrest, fingers lazily toying with a strand of your hair. "You’re enjoying that a little too much, don’t you think?" he murmurs, his voice low and teasing.

You take another slow, deliberate lick, eyes never leaving his. "It’s just a popsicle, Jake."

His smirk deepens. "Mm, sure it is."

Before you could react, he plucks the melting treat from your fingers, holding your gaze as he drags the ice-cold tip along your collarbone. The sudden contrast of temperature makes you gasp, your nipples hardening beneath the thin top. He drags the popsicle down between your breasts, leaving a sticky, cold trail in its wake.

"Jake..." you protest, your voice breathy as he leans in, pressing a kiss to your neck. His free hand slips beneath your tank top, palming your breast, his thumb flicking over your hard nipple. You arch into his touch, your body begging for more.

"You like that, baby?" he murmurs against your skin, his hot breath sending shivers down your spine. You nod, biting your lip as he moves down, his lips wrapping around your nipple through the thin fabric. You let out a soft moan, your hand moving to the back of his head, fingers tangling in his damp hair.

He pulls away, leaving you panting, and drags the popsicle down your stomach, the cold sensation making you squirm. He smirks, his eyes dark with desire as he pulls your panties aside, the cold tip of the popsicle teasing your clit. You let out a gasp, arching your back off the couch as he circles the sensitive bundle of nerves.

The cold popsicle against your clit is a shock to your system, making your hips buck involuntarily. Jake chuckles darkly, clearly enjoying the effect he has on you. “You like that, don’t you?” he murmurs, his voice dripping with smug satisfaction. He spread you open and try to shove it in you but you’re too tight. He smirks, “Looks like we need to loosen you up a bit.” He slides his finger inside you, as he rubs the tip of the popsicle to you clit “How’s that feel?” he asks, watching your reaction closely.

You moan softly as he curls his finger, hitting that sweet spot inside you. “Feels good, doesn’t it?” he taunts, adding another finger and stretching you open. The popsicle melts against your skin, the sticky sweetness mixing with your arousal.

He pulls his fingers out, leaving you on the edge. “Not yet, baby,” he smirks, licking your arousal off his fingers. You whimper, desperate for release. “Please,” you beg, your voice barely a whisper. He chuckles, leaning in to kiss you. “Let me cool you down, baby.” He says as he slides the popsicle along your lips. “Open wide babygirl.” he commands slowly gliding the popsicle on your mouth in a motion. Gradually get faster and faster,shoving it deeper down your throat. As he was standing before you he unzipped his pants and realising his already hard cock.

he throw the popsicle to the side and say, "Go on you know what to do babe" ,You lick his tip teasing him, collecting all the wetness in your mouth before you take all of him. "Arghh" he lets out soft slow moans as he react to your cold mouth on his dick.

He grips your hair, guiding you deeper, loving the way you struggle to take him all. His moans grow louder as he fucks your mouth with abandon. “Take it all, baby. I want to feel your throat tighten around me.” He's loving the way you're submitting to him. You pull back, gasping for air, your eyes watering as you look up at him. He smirks down at you, his thumb brushing over your swollen lips.

“Good girl,” he murmurs before pushing you back onto the couch and climbing on top of you.

His lips crash against yours, his tongue invading your mouth as he grinds his hips against yours.

You can feel his hard cock pressing against your core and moan into his mouth desperate for more.

He pulls back, eyes dark with desire as he looks down at you "I’m going fuck so hard that you forget all about the heat,” he promises while sliding himself inside inch by inch until fully seated within your tight wetness

He leans down, capturing your lips in a searing kiss as he begins to move. His thrusts are slow and deliberate at first, each one sending a wave of pleasure through your body. But soon, his pace quickens, and you find yourself lost in the rhythm of your bodies moving together. The heat is forgotten as you’re consumed by the intensity of his touch, the way he fills you completely

You can feel yourself getting closer and closer to the edge. You're moaning loudly now, your body trembling with pleasure. He reaches around and starts to rub your clit, and you explode with pleasure. You scream out his name as waves of pleasure wash over you.

He fucks you harder and faster, his hips slapping against yours. You can feel him getting closer and closer to the edge. Suddenly, You cry out, your body shaking as you come, your pussy pulsing around his dick as he fucks you through your orgasm. He groans, his thrusts becoming more erratic as he comes, filling you up with his hot seed.

He collapses on top of you,his heart pounding against your chest as you both struggle to catch your breath.

He pulls out slowly, watching as his cum drips out of you. He smirks, clearly satisfied with himself. “You’re a mess,” he murmurs, leaning down to press a soft kiss to your lips.

He pulls back, searching your eyes. “You good?” he asks, a hint of concern in his voice.

You nod, a small smile playing on your lips. “Yeah, just a little sore.” He chuckles, brushing a strand of hair from your face. “I’ll take care of you,” he promises.

Wraping his arms around you, pulling you close. You can feel his warmth, his heartbeat steady against your chest. “I could get used to this,” he whispers, nuzzling into your neck.

He reluctantly pulls away, grabbing a towel to clean you up. “Can’t have you dripping all over the place,” he teases, gently wiping away the mess. Once you’re both clean, he pulls you back into his arms, holding you close.

[imyourbratzdoll]

𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒘𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒄𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒙𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒏

🍓the strawberry shack masterlist🍓

summary - curtis decides to finally visit the strawberry shack after a hard days work.

warning - smut, oral, gloryhole.

18+ only please, the gif and headers I use aren't mine.

Warnings and Reminders - Please do not plagiarise, copy, repost/republish, adapt, or translate any of my work on any social media platforms, apps, or third-party sites. The only platforms I post my work on are: Tumblr and Wattpad. I do not own any character of any franchise (Marvel etc.) All my works are fiction and may be dark or triggering content: READ ALL WARNINGS BEFORE PROCEEDING.

Curtis may have been one of the lower class people that were put at the end of the train but The Strawberry Shack was open to all, no matter your status. Curtis didn’t know how the business had gotten onto the train and he didn’t care about going to visit it either. Until today, when he was in a particularly bad mood and in need of a release. He made his way through the other train carts, all while mentioning The Strawberry Shack so he didn’t get dragged back to where he came. 

Curtis finally made it to the section where The Strawberry Shack was set up, his eyes darting around as he made his way over to the receptionist's desk. Her eyes on him the moment he stepped inside, “Whatcha lookin’ for, Sugar?”

“Uh…” His hand comes up to mess with his beanie, eyes still darting around the room, unsure.

“How about something simple?” Curtis nods and the woman gestures towards a door.

“I… I don’t have anything to trade…” 

She waves him off with a smile. “First timers are on the house.” 

Curtis nods, walking towards the door that she pointed to. Once he enters, his eyes scan the room, searching for something, he didn’t know what exactly but something in his gut knew. His gaze lands on your hole, something piqued his interest about your hole and he couldn’t quite put his finger on it. He walked over, clearing his throat to announce his presence.

You lean against the wall, peeking out the hole to try and get a better look. “This your first time, Baby?” You watch the mysterious man shuffle from behind the hole, his hands tucked into his jean pockets. “It’s okay, I’m here to please you. You don’t have to feel anxious.” 

Curtis feels himself grow hard at the sound of your voice, wondering how someone could sound so… Perfect. Without a word, Curtis unzips his pants, pulling out his hardening cock. He grunts as he sticks it through the hole, head falling back as your lips immediately wrap around the tip of his cock. 

His hand rests on the wall while the other feeds the base of his cock through the hole, feeling himself throb as you take him deeper. He lets out low grunts and groans, your head bobbing back and forth. The sound of you slurping his cock fills the room, his hips slowly begin to move, thrusting himself into the hole as you continue to suck and lick. Your hands coming up to jerk off the rest of him. 

Curtis lets out a loud grunt, his cock twitching as cum shoots out of his tip, coating your pretty little mouth with his cream. You lick his cock clean, swallowing even though you don’t have to, though you always enjoyed the men you got, being lucky enough to get ones that tasted so good despite certain circumstances. You hum as he pulls his cock out of your mouth, tucking it back into his jeans, your tongue flicks out, licking your lips as you watch him through the hole.

Curtis grunts before turning away and walking out of there. He heads back to his section with a thought in mind that he’ll be back but for more than a blowjob.

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[beef-brisket]

Adam groaned as the bell rang, signalling the end of the extermination. He's noticed that the sinners are getting more resistant, and some are even attacking.

Not that it's doing much, his girls are able to handle anything, even if these assholes have angelic weapons.

But that doesn't mean Adam isn't worried. He stuck semi close to Abel, making sure nothing happened and nothing got too close.

Once Adam returned to the barracks, he couldn't see Abel anywhere. He was worried at first and took it upon himself to look around the common areas before heading to the commaders room.

But when he wasn't there, Adam started to panic, and on his way out, he nearly smacked into someone he really didn't feel like dealing with.

Lucifer: I- woah! Ada! Where's the fire?

Adam wants to break this basfards nose, do badly. If he had a nose, that is.

"Move. Abel is missing. I'm going out to find him."

Lucifer: Abel? Oh, I'm sure he's fine!

"He comes back with everyone at the end of each extermination! This is the first time he's late- and sinners have been fighting back, I'm not taking any chances."

As Ada started to leave, Lucifer quickly followed. He didn't know what she meant by sinners are fighting back- they shouldn't be. But... he does t blame them, he supposes.

Adam stopped when he heard someone following him. What he didn't expect was seeing the king.

"...What are you doing?"

Lucifer: Helping you, of course! I don't want the commander getting hurt. Not on our watch. It'll start a damn war!

Adam glared. "Damn fucking right, it will."

-

They flew around for what felt like hours, and Adam was getting extremely worried. He couldn't believe he had left his son for more than a second.

He couldn't trust Hell. His baby was too pure for this shit hole.

Lucifer could sense the growing tension, and as much as he hoped the second son was alright, he was curious about how Ada would act once they found him.

Ada came to a sudden stop. The king watched on a few beats in front of her. He watched her for a second before she dived down into an alley.

The king wasn't ready for Ada to be so quick, so he didn't move right away but when he did, he followed her down.

Landing at the entrench of the alley, he looked and saw Ada hugging a shaking Abel, surrounded by at least ten bloody bodies. One even had his golden sword sticking out of its back.

He could hear muffled whispers coming from the two. Abel sounded so panicked, and... he couldn't make out what Ada was saying. IF she was saying anything.

Lucifer: ...What happened?

Abel jumped, and looked up from Ada's arm: Y-You highness?! I-I didn't know you were here- I- I'm sorry-! S-so sorry! They crowded me- attacked me- I didn't want to- I didn't want to!

There aren't many of Adam's children Lucifer would feel sorry for, but Abel? Now? There was definitely a clench in his chest.

Looking up at Ada, Abel already have his hands wrapped around his helmet. Lucifer cpuld hear him begging to take it off, that he couldn't breath.

Ada helped him, quickly lifting it off his head.

Lucifer didn't know what to expect, but seeing a young man with a mop of blonde hair and Adam's golden eyes wasn't it.

He looked too innocent to be the commander. Lucifer couldn't understand why they got rid of Adam. Sure, he was an asshole but even Lucifer would admit that he was good at his job. Too good, sometimes.

Abel: I-I want to go home- can you- take over? P-Please- please, I can't do this.

Lucifer strained his ears to hear Ada speak, but he couldn't. It was like her voice was at a frequency only Abel could hear, and at first, Lucifer didn't know she was saying anything but by the lack of hand movements he put two and two together.

Adam: We're ending the extermination early, okay hun? We're heading back.

Abel: B-Back? But- can't Sera just... m-make you commander...? A-Again...?

Adam cupped Abel's face: I wish, bud. Really. But it's not that easy. She won't make it easy. So, we'll end it early.

Abel: No! No-no, I can... I don't want to disappoint the exorcists. Make them not have faith in me... I-I want to make you proud.

Adam smiled: You already have.

Abel cried and nuzzled into Adam's neck, making the first man wrap his arms tightly around the him.

Glancing at Lucifer, Adam made sire he was far enough away to not be able to hear them. They we're speaking as quietly as possible, but Adam doesn't trust the little bastard.

Abel: I... I want to try... I don't want to let them down or Heaven.

Adam's always been proud of his children, even Cain, but especially Abel. Right now, at least. He was being so brave, braver than Adam was when he first joined Heaven's army. He refused to attack, but Michael put a stop to that very quickly.

Adam: Okay, hun. I'll stay with you as best as I can.

Abel nodded and pulled on his helmet, both exorcist stand and carefully step over the pile of bodies.

Adam stood near Lucifer and watched as his son pulled his sword from one of the sinners' backs.

Lucifer looked between the two before looking up at Ada: Everything alright?

Ada nodded. "Fine. He was just a little shaken. He's never killed before. And no matter who you are, having a group of people corner you isn't the best feeling."

Lucifer nodded: He defended himself. But, this-.

The king waved a hand towards the carnage at the end of the alley.

Lucifer: Is the point. Their meant to die. And he feels... sorry? He's not like Adam, is he? He's too... sweet. Almost as if Adam never left- uh, it doesn't matter. Forget I said anything.

The first man wanted... to do something violent towards Lucifer. Like he'd know what he was like in Eden, Lucifer was the one that ruined it and turned cold towards Adam BECAUSE he acted that way. Because he was so different than Lilith.

He didn't even notice the changes in Adam as the days went past, as Lilith got bolder and more hurtful.

"...it's his first extermination. He's never killed anything in his life or afterlife- until now. And he doesn't know how Adam acted in Eden. He was born on earth and not in paradise. But I'm sure you remember. Don't need a history lesson after so many years, do you shorty?"

Lucifer stared at Ada, his red eyes burning brightly: No. I remember perfectly well.

"Good. I hope it hurts to remember all the shit you caused."

Lucifer glared, but before he could say anything, the new commander walked up to them, bloody sword in hand.

Abel: Okay- sorry about that... are we ready to head back?

He felt awkward as he looked between Lucifer and his dad. Why... were they together? He's never seen his dad hate anyone more than Lucifer and... well, he's heard the rumours about Lucifer and Lilith's feelings towards Adam.

Not that he understands it, but he knows better than to bring up Eden.

"You're fine, bud. You okay?"

Abel smiled awkwardly, Lucifer was still staring- glaring up at Adam: Uh- yep! I'm ready- are you?

Lucifer: We are. Let's head back. Quickly.

"Agreed."

Adam the Exorcist

@beef-brisket

Lute looked up wide eyed as her commander was giving his speech and there was a little sinner coming up behind him.

Lute: SIR BEHIND YOU!?

Adam stopped and turned, he gasped and grabbed Nifty by the neck and threw her at the hotel crew and Lucifer, glaring at the lot of them.

Adam: THIS ISN'T FUCKING OVER!!

Lucifer: I think it is bud, you should go home.

Adam glared more, he was leaving because he wanted to not because this little fucker told him to. He waved his hand giving them the signal that extermination day was officially over.

Adam: Exorcists fall back!

Lute: But ..... Sir -

Adam: NOW Lute!!

She nodded and glared at the King and princess of Hell along with her friends. They all flew back to heaven and Adam flipped Lucifer off before he was fully back in.

Adam groaned when the portal closed, they had never had it go that wrong that fast. This wasn't going to end well.

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Adam: Retire!?

Sera sighed she knew Adam wouldn't take this well.

Sera: Yes Adam, it's time you step down as the commander of the exterminators.

Adam: Is this about what happened!? Because it won't happen again.

Sera: You're right, it won't.

Adam sighed: But Abel? My boy is too soft to do that job.

Sera: There's no one else to do it. You nearly died down there we....... We can't lose you.

On one hand he understands where she's coming from, but he was meant to do this! The only reason things went bad was because Lucifer showed up.

Lute just HAD to kill the princess's pet.

Adam: I don't want him to die.

Sera: He won't. We will be doing a more regimented training routine. You deserve a rest Adam.

Adam: ..... Yes Sera.

She smiled and held out her arms, Adam hugged her. She was only doing this because she loves him, he knows that. Doesn't make it suck any less.

Adam went back to his room to lay down, he didn't realize how tired he was until he did.

There had to be a way that he could still be an exterminator.

Some how.

[jdorian]

just to be clear Oliver never in any way, shape, or form has confirmed as of today that buddie was supposed to go canon in s4 or that they were having an 'oh' moment during the shooting arc or otherwise at any time or that Buck has been in love (?!?) with Eddie since he joined the 118.

all he said was; there was a pitch about the bi Buck storyline in s4 that got shot down (at whatever stage we don't even know, there might not even have been a single scene written for it, for all we know) and that in retrospect and considering the slow-mo and the music in the scene, Buck was possibly confused about his feelings around Eddie when he joined the team — which is something Tim has already talked about before.

please stop acting like the conclusions you're jumping onto are facts or canon — even if the shooting was meant to be an 'it' moment, it didn't end up happening in canon so, as interesting out-of-universe info this is, it doesn't have an affect on the in-universe canon at the moment.

and I promise, I'm not saying all this because I hate fun, hell, not even because I necessarily disagree. only because I can already see this leading into Oliver and the cast being harassed in case the show doesn't end up confirming these ideas that are currently being passed around as cold hard facts.

[1000wordsonly]

[secriden]

Oh wow, what a monumental step for Diew to offer this!! I very much expected it to be something God would have to ask for.

But it also doesn't feel unnatural or unearned for Diew to be willing to try, because God is so clearly different from his ex. God has done such a good job of being honest about what he wants (in big and small ways) but giving Diew the right to choose whether he's ready to step out of his comfort zone. It makes so much sense that Diew feels safe enough to trust that God wouldn't bring him into a situation which will make him feel as terrible as his ex did.

Also it was really sweet how God offered to hang out with Game first, like he's showing how it's not a one-way street of Diew having to step out of what he's familiar because God is 100% willing to get to know the people Diew cares about and engage with what Diew likes (like with the puzzles). Unlike with his ex where it was Diew being told that he needed to change to be more like his boyfriend, God is showing he wants them to grow towards each other.

The show also makes it clear they DO have things in common - eg their love of dogs, their appreciation of peaceful spaces (since it was God who brought Diew to the riverbank), and art (even if they both have different styles, they both enjoy art/drawing). This is just such a believable relationship because it really feels like 2 people who have genuine compatibility whilst also having enough differences that each finds the other fascinating and being in this relationship is growing them both.

And God really continues to not disappoint!! Like, I definitely don't think he'd abandon his friends (he's not that kind of person) but he's also making it clear that he's willing to hear feedback from Diew and is actively checking in on Diew's comfort levels. <3

This whole episode was such a natural lead up to their becoming official boyfriends. And just look at the happiness radiating off the both of them!!

The swelling music; the way everything is shot in this kind of dreamy light, with the literal fairy string lights; the way their first kiss is so so soft and God clearly looks at Diew to check if he's okay with it before continuing! Just, great job, MND!!

[caesarsaladinn]

with the fall of Assad, the centrist terrorism epidemic claimed another victim

[stormyoceans]

IM SORRY BUT FIRST NOTE OF LOVE IS JUST SO SATISFYING NARRATIVE WISE like every single interpretation i give just turns out to be right and that's because despite having only 20ish minutes of run time per episode the show still gives the viewers all the key elements they need to understand the emotions driving the characters without having to spoonfeed informations left and right I JUST LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH

[sheneniquan]

I've come to the realization that one of the things that has made playing Jeff The Land Shark a little bit harder on console for me is that his controls are the reverse of Splatoon. I keep trying to alt fire with Splatoon's bomb button and swim with Splatoon's swim, but this isn't Splatoon so that doesn't work. I should maybe change the controls next time I play

[creativenicocorner]

I sing my song But not out of gaiety It’s sorrow that sings From my sad heart -Hungarian Songs as performed by Márta Sebestyén

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Fic Summary: A strange case takes Reigen and Serizawa to a small (intimately so, a detail Reigen might be hesitant to comment on) village North in the mountains, where they quickly discover things are far stranger than they both realized. Not only that, but they might be more than just a little out of their depths.

Nature, the past, it all has a way of being heard - even to those reluctant to listen.

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Reblogs, Kudos, and Comments are deeply appreciated ♡

[cattimeswithjellie]

Chapters: 8/8 Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Charles | Grian/Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar Characters: Charles | Grian, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Joe Hills | joehillssays, ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF), Steffen Mössner | Docm77, Natalie Arnold | StressMonster101, Cubfan135 (Video Blogging RPF), Pearl | PearlescentMoon, impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF), GeminiTay (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Hanahaki Disease, But Without Any of the Angst, Hanahaki disease is a nonfatal condition of puberty and is more embarrassing than painful, Nobody Dies, Grian does suffer but it is funny suffering, Romantic Comedy, Fluff and Humor, Vomiting, Coughing, Temporarily Unrequited Love Summary:

Grian is a grown adult hermit with a stable adult life and mature adult thoughts. That's why it's more than a little embarrassing when he starts coughing up flowers every time he thinks of his best friend Scar. Everybody knows that Hanahaki disease is a teenage thing, right up there with acne, voice crackles and growth spurts. Fixing it is as easy (or as difficult) as resolving your feelings for your crush, but that usually requires actually talking to that person. Grian is bound and determined to do things the hard way.

(Or, the Hanahaki fic where nobody coughs blood, nobody dies, nobody is compelled to love anybody else, and Grian gets teased by all his friends about his crush.)

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It’s done! The final chapter is up, the story is complete! I’m sorry it took so long, but at least now you can read the whole thing. :D

[ilikehfjone]

CRYING AGAIN 🔥🔥🔥

uh. yeah sorry.

[serfergs]

AHHH!! Love for Love’s Sake is so good!! Who is watching??

[unaside]

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