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cookie monster — a calex short
— softies on their day off, one with raging stress and one who happens to have an obsession over sweets.
alex cabot is known for being notoriously good at many things. the squad, including her girlfriend, is often amazed by how she single-handedly tackles every inconvenience and has deemed her to be naturally skilled no matter what. she is just that good, whether in the courtroom, karaoke bar, polo field, and as casey would proudly flaunt, in the bedroom.
though despite her godly skills, the squad has learned that alex has her weaknesses and that there would always be one place where alex remains inferior, and that is the kitchen. she never understood how people got to smoothly create a meal for themselves, let alone a meal for her and her redhead. alex can vividly recall the last time she tried to make boiled eggs and ramen for casey but ended up causing a fire that eventually led to the pair deciding that casey would do the cooking and alex could set the table.
the squad has also had multiple encounters with alex disposing her mini fire extinguisher as they arrive at the couple’s place. they've also overheard casey, multiple times, talking on the phone with their repair guy to make a deal in regards to the burnt marks on the wall made by none other than alexandra cabot.
it may be put out in the world that alex can be disastrous in the kitchen, but she knows one recipe that for sure won't burn down the kitchen and guarantee her a good time in bed later that night, and those are sugar cookies. when alex found out about casey's love for sugar cookies, she made it her life's mission to figure out how to make a perfect batch that would make casey drool non-stop.
eventually, she did figure out how to do it and would occasionally make a batch for casey to eat at home or bring to work. casey has begged alex multiple times to make more than one batch but the blonde finds it challenging as she had tried it before and failed. her sugar cookies would become bitter cookies and sometimes it would even turn out salty. baking more than one batch makes her panic, which would then cause mishaps that can affect the entirety of her cookies.
today was different than her usual baking days, she was making 3 batches of sugar cookies, which was unsual for her. an orphanage whom she donated to and often assists, asked her to bake sugar cookies for their upcoming event. she had thought of turning down the favor but she was too shy to do so, plus, casey bragged too much about her mouth-watering cookies that even the kids—who casey plays with and gave cookies to—begged her for it. she was left with no choice but to do as told.
both casey and alex were on their day off, and casey left their place early to play softball with some old friends, leaving alex at home with her little project, and a fire extinguisher ready in the corner. the blonde was precise and careful about her measurements as she wants her cookies to be perfect, and she had to make a hundred for the little event, as requested. if her calculations were correct, 3 batches would make about 105 cookies—enough for the event and a little left for casey.
the redhead had just gotten home from her game when the smell of freshly baked sweets lingered in their duplex which tickled her nose making her smile. she followed the scent that led her to the kitchen where the blonde was caught focusing on her, what seems to be, third batch.
“are you making what i think you’re making?” casey smirks, leaning on the wall. alex looks up after pouring a cup of flour into the bowl, “the cookie monster’s favorite? why, yes” she smiles re-directing her focus to the batter in front of her. “i thought we weren’t interested in making big batches of cookies” casey says making her way towards her girlfriend, hugging her from the behind, slowly burying her face in her girlfriend’s neck, taking in her scent. “it’s for a charity event,” alex says turning around, facing her girlfriend who now, surprisingly, has a cookie in hand. “you can only get five though, so now you have four left” she says sternly.
“not fair.”
“i know, baby, but i’ll make you your own batch soon. after i finish this tedious ass task” she replies, cupping casey’s cheek and kissing her nose before letting go.
casey groans, rolling her eyes as she walks out of the kitchen. “i’ll be in the bedroom, scanning my cases” she says. “don’t think of anything stupid!” alex shouts from the kitchen. by the time casey had walked away from the kitchen, she had already thought of multiple ways to snatch more than four cookies. she had even thought of asking olivia to let her babysit noah as a distraction for alex while she baked. she looks at her pad paper, scratching out her little plans as she continues write more and more ideas.
she had already grown frustrated trying to plot her little scheme until she had her little light bulb moment.
“hey, baby” alex looks up at to see her girlfriend in her sports bra and boxer shorts, with her hair down, showing off her little curls. “yes, hon?” casey walks towards the kitchen island putting one hand on top of a tray full of cookies, sneakily grabbing two cookies. “i was thinking, for the charity event later, i’ll go with you” alex smiles,“that’s lovely, case. i’d love that” she says as she tips her toes trying to reach for casey’s lips who was at the other side of the island. “perfect. i’ll go pick out my clothes and i’ll be right back” casey walks away with two cookies in hand and a girlfriend who is unaware of the missing cookies in her tray.
a few minutes later, casey is back in the kitchen again, this time her choice of clothing has changed and she is more revealing. “alexandra,” she calls.
alex looks up raising her brows as she sees the redhead wearing only her panties. this was a sight to see for alex, except it was a view meant to be kept in the bedroom. she rushes towards casey, taking off her apron and putting it on casey who was all giggly.
“you like it don’t you?” alex was now red, distracted, and panicking. “yeah, babe, but this is for the bedroom only” casey chuckles, slowly pushing alex gently towards the island, kissing her just how she likes it before slowly moving her way towards alex’s neck. alex let out a soft moan, struggling to come up with a response “i-i- have co-cookies to finish” casey pauses before quickly letting go of alex giving her a soft but swift “okay”
“wait, so you’ll stop? just like that?” casey smiles, walking away farther away from the kitchen, “i mean yeah, you said you have cookies to bake so i’ll leave you to it” alex was baffled by the quick turn of event, which made her think, and all of a sudden, everything clicked.
“casey novak.” she calls, her tone low but not too aggressive.
casey stops in her tracks and stands stiffly. “yes?” she could feel the blonde getting near so she did the only valid thing to do in tense situations like this. “casey, nooooo” alex whines as she faces casey who now has 5 cookies shoved inside her mouth.
“ahm shory” alex sighs leaving the redhead and walking back towards the kitchen. “forget it.” alex starts cleaning up the kitchen and wrapping up the remainder of the baked cookies. “wait, baby, no. i’m sorry, we can make another batch,” casey says stopping alex’s hands from cleaning up. “no, we won’t. i’ll just give them not a hundred cookies and prove that i’m lousy and lazy and bad in the kitchen” she says moving casey’s hands gently. “they wont know” alex huffs.
“they will.” casey says walking towards her girlfriend and sliding her arms around her waist.
“they’ll be too busy eating your yummy cookies that they won’t know and even if you made a hundred or a thousand, it’ll never be enough. you know why?” alex stares into casey’s green eyes, relaxing her shoulders, “why?” casey smiles, moving alex’s loose hair to the side, getting a clear view of her beautiful blue eyes. “because it’s so good, they’ll be left wanting for more” she says before pulling alex closer and kissing her. “your cookies taste just as good as you babe, it leaves me wanting for more” casey says cheekily making alex laugh. “and if they notice and ask why there aren’t a hundred cookies?”
“tell them you have a cookie monster at home”
#casey novak#alex cabot#calex#headcanon#casey and her cookie addiction#i love it when they’re soft and squishy#PLEASE I RUSHED THIS AGAIN#i love my gaybies#law and order svu
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Casanova sketches!
#casanova#giacomo casanova#david tennant#my art#bbc casanova 2005#this series is SO FUN and so sad it's great#alright!! all 3 winners of last poll drawn!! I have to make a new poll#drawing him is a great form of stress relief for me rn and I have a lot of it lately#a client company ghosting without paying me after I've done and turned in everything after a million revisions and over a month of work#another company rushing me into and making me spend 400€ on travelling only to tell me they made a mistake and I could have stayed#🙃 please all I ask for is a little respect for my time and finances#anyway sorry for the rant I'm normal again#hope you enjoy these slutty Davids#tw blood
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your krakoa era cherik art has altered my brain chemistry
more krakoa era is to come from me my friend so i worry for your brain
#xmen#xmen comics#krakoa#house of x#cherik#charles xavier#professor x#erik lehnsherr#magneto#erik magnus lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#snap sketches#THANK YOU SM !!!!! i hope :) i hope your brain chemistry being altered is good ..... if not ermmmm oops </3#everyone ignore the fact i started to rush this at a certain point i have to go somewhere today bRLTKBJS#theres an alt ver where erik's wearing the black suit but the black + black suit combo was makign me mad so.#i went with the black suit first cause i just finished reading inferno and i wanted to draw it .... oops lol ....#ima just keep that ver locked in a folder forever thats just for me. ill draw his black suit publicly one day#after all i love his outfit in resurrection ... thats a delicious suit right there ...#anyway !!!!!! thank you again !!!!!!! please enjoy Them
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#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#trick! trick!? don’t say soon again!!!! please!!!#in a way I am happy because this means that they’re not trying to rush it or release it before it’s ready#and make an Andromeda 2.0#by my depressed lil body can only take so much#where is the marketing outside exclusive articles and Jason Derulo?? inquisition got like six months before launch#my wonderful mutual who works on their social media team please tell me what’s going on (don’t I can’t be trusted)
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drops this here and runs away ok bye
#bug fables#bug fables spoilers#art#leif bug fables#leif bf#bf leif#muse bf#what is Tod’s tag#eh who cares#comic#COUGHS UP SO MUCH BLOOD#THEM#FOUND FAMILY!!! LITERALLY!!! WAAAAAAA#OOOOOUGHH MUSE (SOBS SO MUCH)#please just let leif have SOME sort of keepsake of muse PLEASE#love Tod sm. he has a cool new blue uncle who found his ball for him. awesome#WAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH#this was rushed but if I didn’t express my love for bug fables I would Die#sorry for the Insect Angst. it will happen again
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“mwah! 💋”
day two: forehead kiss ✨💗
context if anyone is interested!:
stolas goes to give a sleepy blitz a good morning kiss on the cheek. but before he leaves, blitz quickly grabs his face and smooches him on the forehead—it’s only fair that stolas gets a kiss, too, to start his day.
#fullmooncountdownkiss#helluva boss#helluva fanart#helluva stolas#stolas#helluva blitzo#blitzo#stolitz#my art#rushed doodles once again#i was going to include day 1 and turn this into a mini comic#but I quickly grew frustrated and it wasn’t turning out the way i planned#so i dropped it ://#that’s why the context is there!#i’m still burnt out from classes; so please forgive me for the quality 😔👊🏼
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Sorry I seriously can't stop thinking about "Jimmy please hidef". This is bad and incomprehensible but. What is hiding gonna do for him Joel. Are you frantically throwing just whatever out there. Is it upsetting that you couldn't do anything last time and you can't do anything this time and really have no room to tell him what to do regardless because he's not an ally? But you want him to survive, you want him in the top 10, you want him in the top 5; at the very least, anything but for him to be the first one to die, and he plummets to red this early. Are you worried? All you can do or think of is to tell him to hide? In some impossible space in which he can't be hurt? Are you scared?
#and now the moral distress of being legitimately frustrated at Jimmy and not for him. next episode will be interestinv#interesting*. oh boy. sorry again I dont really know how to verbalize shit but this is making me feel and hurt a lot#god damn it why does that stupid rushed line really do it for me. his desperation for Jimmy not to die#who says that. “jimmy please” ok. reasonable. but what kinda response is it to tell him to hide... pain#might delete later#blabber#smallidarity#trafficshipping
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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah
#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again#the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys#saw#well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand#know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows#your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn#thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down#something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness#the transformation of a man into a monster#and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption#sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this#do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore#it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating#fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn#i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him#until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else#well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God#where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium#anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus#maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man#i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed#if only he hadn't been weaponized first#god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already#but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there#rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts#ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly#cat chat
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THE USOS REUNITE WWE SMACKDOWN (OCTOBER 25, 2024)
#no useful tags just me bitching lmao#i am SO unmoved#im praying theres more to all this than them just speedrunning this reunion just so certain things can line up in time for ple shows#and so wrestling fans with less than one braincell can get the instant gratification of their favwit tag team together again 🥺#bc oh bite me lolllll#so much of this ~cinema~ is starting to feel rushed and im just hoping theres turns or angles or REASONS for it#but thats asking me to trust wrestling with carrying storylines fully and i do NOT#the things i wanted most from this story were jey getting proper acknowledgement/vindication and apology for his abuse#and explanation for why the family treats solo as they do (and then expect him to be a well adjusted adult lmao)#jey has NO reason to forgive them yet like did they buy him hallmark cards behind the scenes?#and theyve done much worse to him for much longer the new bloodline#you dont get to brag about this being the greatest slowburn long term cinema storytelling and then just....#im HOPING so bad its not just as simple as it looks i am#they keep swearing theres so many more 'innings' to this so idk prove me wrong please literally do#but that still wont make me moved by ✨og bloodline reunion✨#bc what yall mean yall are still the heels in my eyes like why do you have so many family members yall left on the side of the road#while talking about family above all and dont divide family lmao#and i get ~twin bond~ but LORD#actually that twin bond excuse is evil too#solo go bring in jeremiah since hes technically part of wwe canon too and beat their asses together actually lmao#i aint forgot jey saying something like having brothers is great but how being a twin is just different/special#like yeah sure but can you not make your other siblings sound like secondhand brothers or whatever shdhfhjf#ok im done. for now. for this post. maybe.#venting about my interests is fun for me ok#its how i process the information given to me and understand it#and also i like to bitch
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Cody is pretty alright. We work together a lot, and he's good with meds, I guess. He's definitely got some weird obsession with me and tries to copy me any chance he gets. But it's whatever, as long as he doesn't fuck with me I'm fine. Jack doesn't seem to like him though.
Helen is also pretty cool. He's quiet and polite enough, but he has a mean streak. (who doesn't?) We hang out sometimes, but normally in group settings.
~Toby
#SOMEONE GET THEM BROWN CONTACTS PLEASE!!#sorry again if this looks sloppy ;o; i rushed it again#xvirus#x virus#bloody painter#helen otis#ask#anon#i was originally supposed to make cody look like a total loser virgin nerd but i couldnt get the vibes right so i made him emo instead LMAO
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mspaint doodle after my computer networking class
#markler artz#hatsune miku#vocaloid#drew this in a rush cause we only had like an hour LMAO#also tried the layers in mspaint for the first time its So Cool#i hate learning vlsm . never again please
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i love his tattoo so much i add magic in tf2
#haha i bet you would never expect me to draw cooper again#i didn't come up with much good ideas for the tattoo so i guess im drawing fire again#also i didn't know when i came up with that but i guess i get this idea from lilith borderlands#btw i think the coloring of that rhino i posted a few hours ago is kinda. um. not that well#this piece is at least a bit more pleasing to look at#i guess the conclusion is i really have to put more time in the coloring stage#if i rush this stage i would be better off posting the lineart#i can see this piece could use more effort buuuuuuuuut i think this is good enough so *smash post button*#titanfall 2#jack cooper#my art
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The inherent tragedy of Aventurine's older sister being nameless messes with me daily. To love someone so much, clutching any memory close to the chest, any memento carefully kept hidden and never given for a better life, and yet there is the inherent thievery of time, robbing us of details we once held dear.
I like to chalk up her not having a name to him not remembering it anymore. He might have an inkling, but cannot be sure, and there is no one he can ask to clarify. He might remember her face if he tries, but can't confidently point to the shade of her eyes; he might remember the texture of her skin, but it's only an echo that feels like a dream. He remembers her voice so clearly, but her name uttered by others faded with the sands, and the memory is hazy to the point that even if he guessed correctly, it won't feel right.
There is so much loss in his life, often by external forces of greed and hatred; people were cruel and sometimes he might be even crueler to himself to feel in control. But in this inherently unjust destiny he is dragged through, time is taking the most precious thing he has from his past as Kakavasha - the memory of his big sister, the one who loved him the most and last - and there is no one that knows about her existence. She will be forgotten, not just because of the merciless sands of Sigonia and the cruel fate bestowed upon his people by others, but also eventually by him as time marches on, never turning back.
#There's no denying it my fascination with the game of chance...#be it the exhilarating rush of triumph or the extensive emptiness that follows#both are worth savoring time and time again#hsr aventurine#aventurine's big sister#he might be the luckiest guy but the eternal loss of what he cherishes the most must be such a gut punch all the time#it just makes his voiceline about his hobbies more gut wrenching to me#aven please get therapy i beg
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Okay, I get it now
Thanks @mileikcin for making me curious about this game like god damn I've been missing out
#Sayonara Wild Hearts#THIS GAME IS SO MUCH FUN???#DAMN#AND the OST slaps???#how did I not play this earlier holy shit#some of my reactions including but not limited to:#''BROOO HOHOHOHO'' *mad laughter intensifies under insane good times*#''Oh so it's like Audiosurf all over again''#''THIS IS NOT LIKE AUDIOSURF ALL OVER AGAIN''#''I'VE PLAYED JUST SHAPES AND BEATS YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON M—'' *dies* ''Okay maybe you do get something on me''#''I'VE PLAYED HI-FI RUSH YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME'' *misses QTE* ''FUCK!!''#''What the fuuuuuuuuuck''#''THIS GAME IS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH MY ATTENTION SPAN''#''NO MAGICIAN I REFUSE TO SKIP THIS BIT STFU I WILL STRUGGLE BUT MAKE IT THROUGH''#''YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MY BRAIN PLEASE''#''C'mon smooch the dragon. Can we smooch the dragon? WE CAN SMOOCH THE DRAGON 10/10''#also The Fool is super cute#might add her to my list of cosplays i wanna do#after Chai and Beheaded#Yeah I'm gonna enjoy replaying this game every so often#fave boss are the Howling Moons btw#insane
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Does the Kamen Rider subreddit have anything better to do that isn't being misogynistic whenever someone asks for a female main Rider
I just saw another post talking about that (for god knows how many times now) and once again a decent chunk of the comments are generally misogynistic and bring up the mostly male target audience as an excuse for why Toei/Bandai don't want to do that and/or any female-led media that they don't like or find underwhelming (you won't believe how tired I am of those talking points being repeated over and over for the sake of acting like a bigot)
Also one of the comments said that they still have PreCure (since they're both part of Super Hero Time) to solve that problem and I can't get over how many issues I have with this statement even as a female PreCure fan (who also just so happens to like Kamen Rider)
They literally had Cure Wing as the first male Cure who's also part of the main cast last year and he was still as popular as the girls and there are plenty of people who want more male Cures (we've especially seen that with Satoru and Daifuku this year) and diversity within the main team overall
So if boys who like PreCure and other female-oriented media find themselves represented through characters like Cure Wing, then why not do the same for girls who like Kamen Rider? The good news is that there are more female Riders (especially part of the main cast) in recent years compared to before but there's still a long way to go
Tldr: being a female toku fan still sucks apparently because capitalism 🫠 Also responding to someone criticizing any male-oriented media for constant mishandling of women (or any marginalized group in general) by telling them to go suck it and watch something else that they think addresses and solves all their problems (when it doesn't always do that) instead of actually advocating for change is not it since it's a vast systematic problem that affects real life society as a whole, not just fictional media
#christine's ramblings of the day#kamen rider#precure#pretty cure#<- there's plenty of precure talk so they're included i guess#also toei/bandai please give me my female main rider i already have my fair share of rider sons for a whole year now#my brain farted again as i was writing this in a rush so sorry about that
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or alternatively dweeb meets other dweeb more news at 11
LIGHT. LIGHT IN HIS EYES. LOOK AT EM BIG OLE EYES. LOOK AT HIM TOUCH HIS JERSEY.
GLORY BE TO THE MIKKSY SIGNED JERSEY RAAAAAAAAA
CanesWear Signing | 7.1.24
#niko mikkola#florida panthers#the mortifying ordeal of being known#you can tell how bad i was shaking from how much the jersey moves in my hands oh it was so serious for me its not even funny#“youre my favourite player thats why” “thank you” girl i would eat concrete for you without any hesitation#“new jersey?” me sweating profusely because i have to admit i had this jersey for a while now in front of his face oh god oh FUCK#“where do you want it? here or here?” “anywhere choose where anywhere” “ill do this way”#behold decision paralysis plus the constitution of a doormat with an awful aim to please vs the assuredness of a bull romping through field#“i mean its your jersey at the end of the day”#he says without thinking because he lacks a brain to mouth filter and immediately wants to slam his head into the nearest hardest object#but its okay it got a little smile out of mikksy so maybe my motor mouth can be used for good#my voice is so hoarse because i stood under for 7 hours and also loudly cheered like never before all throughout those 7 hours yesterday#also a lot of people had tickets for both mikksy and lundy or just lundy so thats why the line was moving slowly#so at one point they went OKAY WHO HAS TICKETS FOR JUST NIKO and i raised my hand like oo oo mee ☝️ and got rushed to the front#also a lot of the stuff he was signing was nonspecific posters and hats or other players jerseys (that already had other signatures on em)#which is why the attendant was like oh sweet jersey! and mikksy was like new jersey? because there werent many people at all#comparatively his signing was priced the lowest at 39 out of all cats players. the highest currently is benny at 60#does it suck his line was shorter. there was surprise when someone toddles in with a mikksy jersey. and that his signing was priced low?#yes ofc but also i didnt have to stand in the heat for long got ushered in faster and my wallet didnt cry so lets not kid ourselves here#there are silver lining to everything but anyways first hockey jersey and first signature on it acquire call that a man on a mission 😎👉👉#long tags i love mikksy i lot you understand right <3#also im never wearing this jersey again so i might as well buy a frame and ANOTHER mikksy jersey#to bad it also has my 30th ani cats patch on it too </3
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