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SEVERANCE 2x05 "Trojan's Horse"

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[me telling the story of how I survived an ORTBO and lived for two calendar days in a snowy forest] it was crazy

[my friend who once got a text from me saying my apartment has a night gardener] was the night gardener there?

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SEVERANCE 2x05 "Trojan's Horse"

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“Helly was never cruel”

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outie irv absolutely fuming that his innie got him fired for the second time this week and then finding out it's cuz he fucking waterboarded the next ceo to almost death

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Severance 1.01 / 2.05

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Ivan Marchuk （Іван Марчук Ukrainian, b.1936）

via more

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daddy's blunt little instrument.

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SEVERANCE 2.05

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Dongni Hou

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the GROSSEST oh my god im having another mental break sorry everyone the GROSSEST thing about them is cas will like lift a thousand pound anvil one-handed or kill someone with his mind and deans like haha hes such a funny little dude. cas will not get a reference and dean will bend double with laughter on one of the shittiest days in one of the shittiest months in one of the shittiest years of his life. sam will be like oh hello mister angel sir -- which is A NORMAL REACTION to an angel btw -- but dean is like FUCK I want to see how you react to my favorite movies, you're so funny, tell me your perspective. he needs someone to info dump about slashers to and CAS? of all people? is that person?? I wanna put you in a silly hat so we can have matching hats. and then he DID

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Someone on destiel tumblr running the spn YouTube channel and putting destiel in is like. Cute. And you can take a step back and then realize it’s insane that a destiel blogger pulled a RAS on riverdale and is now posting destiel videos on the supernatural youtube. In a world where you would be banned from conventions for saying destiel and yanked out of question lines for wanting to talk about The Episode Of The Show They Aired. And you can take another step back. And realize the type of people who subscribe to official spn on YouTube are 40 year old wincests who have lost the culture war. Badly.

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i choose a mortal life.

you cannot give me this.

it is mine to give to whom i will.  like my heart.

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Your outie can parallel park in less than twenty seconds. Your outie can roller-skate with grace. Your outie pays all of his gas and electric bills within three business days. Your outie listens to music while shaving, but not while showering. Your outie prefers two scoops of ice cream in a serving, but they must be the same flavor. Your outie once captured a butterfly... SEVERANCE | 2x05 | Trojan's Horse

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the "tallest waterfall in the world" thing is by far the funniest lie told by lumon im genuinely not sure it can be topped

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this exchange has me in tears

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outie irving is fighting for his life to stay employed so he can find out what’s going on inside of lumon while innie irving is continuously finding new and creative ways to get fired