#PLEASE GOD YES
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First thought: FUCK THEY LOOK SO GOOD!
Second thought: ✨PARENTAL FIGURES✨ 😩
Third thought: Are they TRYING to kill me?! 😩
#hotd#house of the dragon#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#hotd hbo#rhaenyra x alicent#rhaenicent#emma d'arcy#olivia cooke#PLEASE GOD#PLEASE GOD YES#FUCK THEY LOOK SO GOOD
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Today’s adventure: humping the arm of the couch in front of the window with the blinds up just enough for my tits to be seen bouncing and the window open to hear my moans. Will my hot neighbor hear me and notice that the door is unlocked and waiting for them to come in and mount me from behind?
#wet and needy#girls who like girls#touch me#bi nsft#please god yes#make me masturbate#big tiddy committee#want this so bad#bend me over#bi4bi#humping kink#watch me masturbate#please break in and help me
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OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH | 2x06, 2x07 Promo
#is anyone else seeing this??#please god yes#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#stede x ed#ed teach#stede bonnet#ofmd#ofmd spoilers#ofmd promo spoilers#ofmd 2 promo#ofmd season 2#ofmdedit#ofmd s2#ofmd 2x06#ofmd 2x07#ofmd stede#ofmd ed#our flag means death#edward teach#ofmd 2#ofmd season 2 spoilers#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd edit
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Me and anybody who has seen Clone Wars:
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Doctor Huh?
Well, that turned dark fast. No spoilers for Dot and Bubble (s1e5), but what the actual fuck? …and a slightly confused Thank You.
I didn’t know how New Ncuti Who was going to go. After the Christmas specials, I was expecting the show to be better suited for Logo than Disney+. Neil Patrick Harris and Jinkx Monsoon doing their fabulous best to the screen supported that.
Then things got back to normal. Creepy 73, tense Boom, and a heaping helping of social commentary in Dot and Bubble.
Overall, I’m warming up to Disney Who. Gone are the stoic, weighed down versions of Doctors 9 through 14. Gatwa is definitely bringing a new energy to the series. Not overdue, but refreshing.
#what the everloving fuck#please god yes#doctor who#ncuti gatwa#millie gibson#neil patrick harris#jinkx monsoon#disney+
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✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?
imagine if there were two skarbrands
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was chatting with my brother about gravity falls (again) and i said something like “man, can you believe stan waited and worked for 30 years just for the chance to try and bring his brother back?” to which my brother responded, “yeah, it’s nuts when you think about it. i wonder if stan got trapped in the multiverse instead, if ford would do the same.” HELLO???
#my brother is out here accidentally thinking up angst on a pro level#someone get this man on ao3 please#like because what do you mean#WOULD HE??#my mind says no but my heart wants to say yes#god bless the book of bill for making us think of these things twelve years later#once again#stanley pines you will always be famous#gf#gravity falls#the book of bill#book of bill#stanley pines#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls stanley#bill cipher#gravity falls bill#mabel pines#dipper pines#soos ramirez#wendy corduroy#gravity falls soos#gravity falls dipper#gravity falls mabel#gravity falls theory#americanbi’s posts
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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic
#bloodweave#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual#the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max#I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together#toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable#I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him#and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale#and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually#helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god#at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again
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My nipples are so hard. My hips are bucking involuntarily right now because I’m so horny.
All alone yet again, so I’m going to go take a shower and use the shower head to make me moan then hump my favorite stuffie in front of the window and hope to god my neighbor sees my tits bouncing and while I’m fantasizing about them breaking in and pounding me from behind. 💦💦💦
#wet and needy#touch me#bi nsft#girls who like girls#please god yes#big tiddy committee#make me masturbate#pillow grinding#hornyposting#hornyaf#i need to be groped#i’m so wet
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Anyone else seeing a Karate Kid-style montage where Izzy tries to teach Stede to pirate in that second trailer?
#please god yes#i want this so bad#izzy hands#stede bonnet#ofmd#ofmd season 2#ofmd 2#ofmd trailer#our flag means death#blackbeard#edward teach#ed x stede
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It might be a little while before I actually get the comic out, so here's a small title card for it or something to hold you over‼️
My post where I mentioned this!!!
#McGucket Sandwich 🙏🙏#YES STAN#BECOME THE OPPOSITE OF A HOME WRECKER‼️🗣️🗣️#Home savior🗣️🗣️#anyyyway#I'm off to keep drawing the comic#cole's art#art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddlestan#emma may dixon#polyamory#tate mcgucket#give Stan a family or by God help me 👿🗣️#being a step dad would save him guys please 😭#he looks scared cause he's not used to people being openly nice to him 😔🙏
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*daydream about anyone using me (I love being Bi…the possibilities are endless)
Basically what i do here is hornypost, log out, daydream about lesbian using me, grind my pussy on pillow and sleep to death
#bi nsft#make me masturbate#touch me#wet and needy#girls who like girls#masturbate together#pillow grinding#big tiddy committee#please god yes#hello it's me#bisexual#bi girls
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I feel like if you're using a lot of disposable plastic bags in your day to day life, you've gotta do something sustainable to make up for it. Like using bamboo toilet paper or eco friendly cat litter or something, yknow
Honestly I exaggerate for comedic effect, while I DO routinely use ziplock bags to hold spaghetti I cook maybe once a month and the bag itself is usually for freezer storage. I actually throw out maybe one bag a week? I DO hate washing plates and tupperware and junk but that usually just means I eat sandwiches without a plate.
I agree though that needless waste should be avoided, and I do avoid it- biodegradable bags and recyclables, empty butter tubs used to store leftovers, etc.
This said, though, not applicable necessarily for myself but for a lot of others- I feel that it's importat to remember that there are many people who legitimately NEED things like plastic straws, or catheters, or pre-packaged foods
And the idea that that's a moral failing that individuals need to personally make up for when a single billionaire blows out more CO2 in a long weekend than I will in my whole life on a superjet meet-cute in the Bolivian rainforest between humvee drag races funded by the river-polluting textiles plants they planted in a third world country to avoid EPA laws and give an entire village stillbirths and stomach cancer is an idea that those very same bigwigs have spent a LOT of time and money investing in planting in the public psyche.
Like- Glass bottles are infinitely recyclable, so why are so many drinks in plastic now? Loads of drinks manufacturers used to buy them back and clean them for re-use, so why did they stop? If they chose to make something out of a limited and environmentally irresponsible material, why is it my failing to track down a correct process of disposal for them? What if there are none in my area? Do I lobby for more recycling plants in my area? Do I set aside some of my limited time outside the pain factory of my job- which I have more than one of, thanks to rising costs of things just like that drink I just emptied- to properly dispose of this company's waste FOR them?
Say coca-cola just rolled up to your town and started dumping millions of empty plastic bottles in the street, going, "wow, you should really think about building and staffing a recycling depot, it would be really shameful of you to just put these in the trash." When companies purposefully use materials with limited lifespans- because yes, even plastic can only be reused so many times- and tell you it's your own fault if it harms the environment- that's essentially what they're doing, just with more steps.
Yes, its important to be as environmentally concious as we can in our day to day life, but responsible sustainability is not catholicism. We don't get good boy points from our lord and savior Captain Planet every time the average low-income household gathers together to hold hands and repent for a single-use plastic that allows them to access something they need.
Entire families could eat trees and shit dead lithium batteries for years and still not do as much damage to the planet as an average dye plant or braindead celebrity does in a week just for fun, and I'm mad about it
...this went on longer than intended.
TL/DR: DO recycle and minimize waste, but don't beat yourself up over the little waste you can't avoid, and follow the money.
EDIT: Part 2
#I swear to god if any one of you in the notes calls me terminally online or pretends I'm saying you can just dump bags in the ocean#Yes definitely do your best to live sustainably#But also#You personally are not killing pandas#Unless you are in which case please stop#We put too much money into pandas but let them go in peace#Go do some yoga#Sorry if this is a lot but I have a friend with OCD who has legit panic attacks over stuff like this#Like they have to throw out a ripped plastic grocery bag they've had for six years instead of using it to weave yard furniture or smthn#And they'd go into a spiral about killing the planet#So like#I have strong feelings now
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NEW BIRTHDAY THEME IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
BIRTHDAY SLUMBER PARTY, HERE WE COME
I think the theme is more loungewear than straight-up pajamas, but hey, I'm not complaining! (and -- look, we still have the groovies, I'm not giving up hope for animal kigurumi until I gotta)
#art#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#put on the onesie jamil#man i am absolutely LIVING for jamil's adorable embroidered throw pillows#just offscreen is the wall decal that says 'bless this mess'#gosh though i am ready for a year of COMFY BOYS#does this mean we're going to get some kind of canon confirmation about whether or not malleus needs special pillows to sleep#yes PLEASE#god. i can't decide which would be funnier: mal in sweatpants and a vintage gargoyles (1994) t-shirt#or mal in a full victorian-style striped sleep set complete with nightcap that has a pompom on the end#that jiggles up and down with every HONK mimimimi#(this is probably also what riddle sleeps in tbh)#(ace can't even make fun of him because it's just too on the nose)#and hey twst as long as i have your ear APPARENTLY#i want that halloween event to be real and i want a lilia for it please and thank you 🙏#i know it's not his turn for a halloween card but c'mon. pretty please.#i am asking so nicely
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#thond#the hunchback of notre dame#claude frollo#esmerelda#judge claude frollo#clopin#quasimodo#phoebus#baby quasi yes#my art#please don't repost#god help the outcasts is my favourite song#actually all of them are bangers#“belle” from notre dame de paris is a bop#the chibification of claude is done
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Mhmm !!!! Your touch, my desire....
#couple#intimate#intimacy#touch#romantic#desire#romance#kiss my neck#neck kissing#neck kiss#nails#back scratches#omg#need need need#want this#craving you#craving intimacy#yes please#oh god#you and i#could be us#me and who#i crave intimacy#passionate couple#desires#eroticlover
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