#PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

[cupcakeshakesnake]

I have this idea regarding what to do with my body postmortem, which is that there'd be a button hooked up to my skull that plays recordings of stupid things I said in life

[i-regret-nothing-lol]

Never thought I'd ship Bowser and Luigi but here we are...

I drew this in less than half-an-hour so it's pretty shitty but you know what? I love it.

[red-room-studi0]

sorry, not sorry

[applepie-enthusiast]

Sanemi, filming himself using his cellphone: I'm proud to identify as moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for Tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight every night

Sanemi, smiling: watch this

Sanemi, focusing the camera on Giyuu who's busy typing on his phone as he sat by the couch: Hey dumbass, what kind of animal is the pink panther?

Giyuu, looking up to face Sanemi: *squinting as if to think longer than necessary* Wait, I'll google it

Sanemi, quickly panning the camera back at himself: It's this same guy

Sanemi, starts unbuttoning his shirt before he cuts off the video: Tomioka, you are so fucking stupid—

[starcurtain]

Outing myself as the dead-opposite of a Genshin rarepair lover to say that my favorite brand of Zhongli/Childe is definitely:

Grandpa's Mid-Life Crisis Retirement Checklist:

✅️ Flawless human disguise (no one suspects a n y t h i n g)

✅️ Part-time side hustle

✅️ Self-planned funeral (the flowers were fire 👌)

✅️ Friends know I'm not actually dead

✅️ Liyue flourishing

✅️✅️✅️ Russian mail order husband

[a-s-levynn]

Random brainfry idea that was definitely written before somewhere: But what if the TMBTE creatures are the previous vessels, corrupted by Sleep's influence. What if Sleeps moves on every time the host is way too changed, to find a new host. And they fight [like on those few posters] because they think if there is only one of them left Sleep will see them worthy again and take them back. What if..

[radiantmarshmallows]

Portal 2 shitposts

[chocolix76]

Why is it that 90% of the time when Ruin is getting threatened, it sounds like he's just being flirted with? I think everyone just wants Ruin deep down and is too ashamed to admit it so they threaten him instead

[man3at3r-mp4]

Me the second I enter heaven/hell in Vivziepop's universe.

[puppydog-to-stiletto]

What your favorite canon winx club ship says about you (Satire!)

Bloom and Sky: Is your favorite flavor of ice cream vanilla, too? Your favorite ship is the main one.

Tecna and Timmy: I love this ship, you beautiful geeks

Aiesha and Nabu: You are absolutely obsessed with beautiful love stories that end in absolute tragedy

Flora and Helia: You are absolutely obsessed with love stories that end on a cliffhanger and you can't get the last book because it wasn't finished being written yet

Riven and Musa: masochist

Riven and Darcy: sadist

Stella and Brandon: Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

[s3janus]

"I hate Victor so much!!! He's such an annoying loser!!!" OK. Anyways, you could not pull Henry Clerval

[malcontentonline]

Spoilers for good omens season 2 under the cut...

But like what if (post miracle) Jim and Beelzebub hung out a bunch huh? What then?

Sucks to be you, little guy.

That's all I got for now :p

[what-would-sappho-do]

i hate that marauders fanfiction where it was like "James Potter was a bully" like wow ok just blatant character-bashing huh? that's so out-of-character for him, he would never.

besides, it made everyone straight, like huh? what is with the queer-erasure?

[harley-joking]

Dazai and his bitches.

[pietratoons]

I was playing Dress to Impress and I received the theme "Musicals"

So have my Alexander Hamilton 💅✨

I don't know why I lost, he was perfect 😔😔

[dynsito]

I've seen people ship Lawrence x Bellini, Lawrence x Benitez and now Lawrence x Ray, everyone want that old man apparently