#PLEASE COME HOME TO ME!!! Let me give you small dragon babies!!

[cute-murderer]

I really need some luck sent my way as a broke girlie who really want my dragon boyfriend home!!

Please send some well wishes for me!! I need it!!

[wh1msic4lwasab1]

ʜᴜɴɢʀʏ ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ

synopsis: how they eat it ;)

including: diluc, neuvillete, zhongli, childe, wriothesley, al haitham

a/n: repost/ rewrite from old acc!

ᯓ 𝘿𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙘 ᡣ𐭩

…is an absolute tease, but not on purpose.

He'd go the slowest; wanting to taste and suck every part of your sweet cunt. He'll circle his tongue around your clit until you're begging him to finally take it into his mouth and please you.

You lay on his bed, sprawled out while his face in between your thighs which he held apart with his warm palms, as you ran your fingers through his hair. You look down to meet his eyes before he's focused all his attention to making you cry his name.

"Mmm...does that feel good, my princess? Keep saying my name." Diluc says, finally flicking his tongue on your click and feeling you jolt.

ᯓ 𝙕𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙞 ᡣ𐭩

…who seems like he's absolutely starved.

Don't let his gentlemanly act fool you, on the outside and in public view; he's kind and careful, but with you....The moment your cunt is available his mouth is latched onto it, he can't keep his mouth off you or his fingers away from your hole.

You sit on his desk, legs spread wide open as he sits in his chair, his head faced down straight into your wet, puffy pussy.

His fingers curl up inside you while he licks up your folds, sucking and biting you. And remember, Mr. Zhongli's tongue is that of a dragon, expect it to reach the very depths of you as you cry for him.

"Is this how you like it my love? You're so wet, all for me, aren't you?" Zhongli will say, his amber eyes staring up at you while he makes you cum all over his pronged tongue.

ᯓ 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙚 ᡣ𐭩

…loves to give you the best head in public. It gets him so hard, thinking about how you can't keep yourself quiet while he eats you out; the possibility of someone hearing you, hearing how good he makes you feel that you can't control yourself.

Anytime you're in public, is a possibility Childe will pull you off to the side, finding whatever alley way or patio or even bathroom to pull your panties off with his teeth and kneel before you. He'll have your thighs on his shoulders and your back against a wall, staying up solely from his hands cupping your ass and his face buried in your cunt.

"Shhh... not so loud baby, don't want to get caught and cut this short now do we? I'm not done tasting you.” He’d say, a small giggle leaving his voice before he goes right back to eating you.

ᯓ 𝘼𝙡𝙝𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙢 ᡣ𐭩

…loves it when you sit on his face. His favorite form of foreplay is to just make you cum over and over before he even loses his pants.

Before he's at 1 you're coming close to 3, he'll lay back and sit you on top of his mouth so he can watch your tits bounce when he looks up, seeing you drag your pussy across his tongue , forcing you to ride his face, while his hot tongue presses against your clit and slips into your hole.

"Mhm- just like that. Look at me or I’ll stop." Alhaitham whispers, muffled under you as he practically sucking the cum out of you as you ride out your third orgasm all over his face.

ᯓ 𝙉𝙚𝙪𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙚 ᡣ𐭩

….begs you to let him taste you. He claims it's his way to unwind from a stressful day....and he says everyday has been stressful.

Really, he just loves to feel the warmth around his mouth and to feel your juices soak his face while he hears your pretty voice.

You could just be sitting on the couch, waiting for him to get home; and the minute he is he's at your knees, telling you how much he wants you to cum in his mouth.

"Y/n...fuck-, tastes so good my love, mmfph- can't get enough..." Neu will say, muffled as his mouth never leaves your cunt. His fist pumps his own cock while he eats you out, getting off on you completely, he might even cum before you do while listening to your sweet moans.

ᯓ 𝙒𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 ᡣ𐭩

…is the messiest one. He loves to be smothered in you. You'll both have the nastiest role play every. It's just as you'd think, the cop comes and arrests you and you've got a way out of the ticket.

Wrio will have you bend over his desk, as he eats it from the back, spreading your ass apart with his hands while his finger grazes up your folds and his mouth laps up all your juices.

"So naughty....look how wet this pussy is, you really need to be taught a lesson baby." Wriotheseley will say, pressing down on your lower stomach hoping to make you squirt all over his mouth.

whimsic4alwasab1 ™ - do not copy, translate, modify, or claim any of my work as your own.

[meowlod]

Them seeing you in a lingerie after they come home.

characters: Neuvillette, Clorinde, Arlecchino, Furina, Wriothesley x fem!reader (bonus focalors)

(nsfw) warnings: teasing, dragon in heat, handcuffing, fingering, spanking, fucking against window, etc.

Neuvillette

Poor guy gets flustered and hard fast! You really like to tease him, don‘t you? You, laying in the bed with a lingerie on, looking at your husband with a innocent smile as he looks back at you. Stepping closer, he unzips his pants, throbbing cock hitting his stomach.

“f-fuck— baby..i need you inside me..please...“

He crawls between your legs, pulling down your underwear while pumping his hard cock with his free hand. Your husband was never this clingy before (unless mating), now hes right between your legs, at your mercy. Neuvillette grips both of your thighs to spread them more apart with his strong hands, guiding his cock right infront of your wet cunt. You wrap his arms around his neck, smiling. Your man could be in heat right now, and you have to take care of him.

”My hydro dragon is so submissive.“

Clorinde

You weren‘t expecting the champion duelist to come home so early, seeing you in your bed in such clothes. Clorinde takes a step closer to you and looks you up and down, taking a look at your outfit.

“M—my love, what are you..“

You grin at the sight of Clorinde with a flustered face. She always looked so emotionless, but not today. You‘ve been waiting for this moment, but the duelist just wanted to take a break. She crawls onto the bed and hugs your warm body, burying her face into the crook of your neck. ”Clorinde, how was work?“ Are you seriously asking such innocent questions while in underwear only? Clorinde slides her hands lower until meeting your ass cheeks, giving them a slight squeeze. You let out a small gasp, smile turning into a smirk. You know that Clorinde can‘t resist you.

Arlecchino

It is a dangerous idea to show yourself to a strong harbinger like that, but you won‘t mind if she gives you a punishment. Waiting for her to come home, you‘ve been laying in your bed with a bored expression until the door opens, revealing the Knave. Her eyes narrow at the little of clothing you have on, black hand gripping the door handle firmly.

”Just what are you wearing?“

You smile nervously and crawl further into the bed, the scary looking woman stepping closer to you and quickly pulling you up by your leg. ”A-ah— A-arle! Its just so hot in here, you know?“

Excuses never work with Arlecchino. She pushes you back onto the bed on your stomach, slicing the lingerie panties in half with her sharp nails before delivering a harsh smack on your ass. You let out a yelp, trying to crawl away, but the Knave climbs on top of you and buries your head onto the pillow to keep you quiet. ”Do you know how much you‘re acting like a slut right now?“

She slowly slides her hand right to your entrance, before slipping three slender fingers in. The sudden move made you groan loudly. ”I-im sorry, Knave!“

”Be quiet and take this like a good girl, la mia troia.“

Furina

You did not tease her much as she needed had to have some time for herself after all the stuff that had happened in Fontaine lately. But living in a house now, she‘s happy that she did not have to continue acting as a god. Now that you know her true self, you decided to tease her today to see her reaction.

You‘re laying in her bed in your lingerie, two glasses of wine on the desk next to the bed. Furina comes home with bags of grocery and puts them on the kitchen table before walking to her bedroom with a tired face. Her eyes widen to see you half naked.

”w-wha- uh- what..wh— hey..um..“ hundreds of stutters come out of her mouth as she stares at you with a red face. ”p-please— um- put on some clothes..i..ah..wait don‘t..“

Furinas lips turn into a slight smile as she takes off her jacket and jumps onto the bed on top of you, cupping your cheeks, giving you a hungry kiss that caught you off guard. You kiss her back, soft arms wrapped around her neck, fingers tangled in her short hair from behind as she unbuttons your bra, slowly sliding it down before throwing it onto the ground. “Mon bébé, you wouldn‘t mind, right? I need you so badly. Right now.“

You nod with a pant as you crash your soft lips firmly against hers once again, her hand finding your panties, seductively taking them off, skillful fingers rubbing against your cunt.

“i need you..“

Wriothesley

That man has been pretty busy in the Fortress lately, barely coming home. You message him on your phone several times, and he only reads them. Eventually, he came home with a hum and opens the door, smirking at the sight of you in a lingerie, checking you out.

”Wow..someones extra playful today.“

You chuckle at his words and stand up, seductively touching his chest. ”Of course, love. I‘ve been waiting for you.“ He scoffs playfully and gives you a quick kiss before taking out his fancy handcuffs, putting your hands behind your back, handcuffing them.

”A woman like this has to be put in their place, yes?“

A blush appears on your face as he picks you up with one arm, bringing you to the kitchen before bending you over the kitchen table. ”This,“ He slowly slides down your underwear, ”has to be gone.“ your panties are quickly taken off as he works on unbuttoning your bra. ”And this too.“

A gasp escapes your mouth as you feel one of his hands grabbing your bare tit, his other hand working on unzipping his pants, revealing a bulge inside his boxers. ”Be a good prisoner, will you? I know you will. Great, now lets begin the punishment.“

Bonus - Focalors

That woman had always been a teasing one to you, and you wanted to tease her back. She came home with a yawn as she opens the bedroom door, revealing you in HER lingerie. The archon lets out a little shocked gasp before licking her lips seductively with a smirk, walking towards you.

”Oh..tch..so cute, so sexy. So vulnerable wearning my beautiful lingerie.“

She pulls you by your arm and picks you up easily before pinning you against the glass window, breasts pressed against it, seeing views of Fontaine.

”Is this girl so desperate for a punishment?“ she licks your earlobe.

Focalors whispers seductively into your ear, using her hydro powers to create a water cock between her legs. You look behind you, only to get your head pressed back against the window. People could see you like this! Legs spread open and breasts pressed against the window. She quickly takes the lingerie off of you, laughing softly at the beautiful view of you fully naked. She holds both of your hips before pushing in, feeling the cock slowly stretching you open. ”F-focalors— f-fuck- ah!“

”My pretty girl is gonna be so messy after this. So pretty. I can fuck you against this window and people would see your precious little face.“ Before you could talk back, she takes one hand away from your hip and stuffs two slender fingers inside your mouth.

”Shhh, we don‘t want others to see you, right? Good.“

[danikamariewrites]

just finished fourth wing and desperate for some liam fics in my life😩

please may i request maybe some angst with a happy ending?

(p.s i literally devoured all your works in one night i’m obsessed with your writing<3)

Sunrise

Liam Mairi x reader

A/n: I decided to do more fluff than angst. I feel like I’ve written sm angst for Liam 😅 thank you sm I’m glad you like my fics🩷

Warnings: homesickness

Something you always did with your mom before coming to Basgiath was watch the sunrise on special occasions. Your birthdays, favorite holidays, or just because it was Wednesday. You were feeling a little homesick and your boyfriend noticed.

Liam had been trying for days to cheer you up. He was running out of ideas and nothing seemed to be working. So he turned to your friends. Liam begged them to wrack their brains for something that you might’ve mentioned from home.

And Violet, of course, remembered your sunrises. Liam knew that’s what he had to do. He was going to take you to a nice, scenic spot and you were going to watch the sunrise together. He hopes this would work. Liam would do anything to see you genuinely smile right now.

———

You slowly stirred as Liam gently shook you awake. “Baby, baby, wake up.” You jolted up, your hands flying to Liam’s shoulders in a bone crushing grip. “What! What’s happening?” You practically screamed. He covered your mouth with his hand as she shushed you.

“You’re gunna wake up the floor.” He laughed out. You lick his palm and he quickly takes his hand away, rubbing your saliva on his pants. Now you’re fully awake laughing at your goofy boyfriend. Looking at the small clock on your bedside table which read 5:15 am.

“Why did you wake me up?” Liam smiled up at you from his kneeling position on your floor. “I have a surprise for you, come on.” He scrambles up, opening your armoire and throwing your flight jacket at you. “Hurry. We don’t have a lot of time.” You shrugged, throwing the covers off your body.

Once your dressed, Liam leads you down to the flight field. Deigh sits in the middle of the field waiting. “Where’s Dalinda?” You give him a skeptical look. Liam takes your hand tugging you towards the dragon. He lets you on, which surprised you, dragons rarely let other people but their riders on them.

Liam climbs on behind you. He holds onto your waist, pulling you flush to his chest, leaving a kiss on your cheek. “Let’s go Deigh!” The dragon takes off, soaring across the forest to a clearing you’d never seen before.

Deigh landed just on the edge of the clearing. The river ran past in slow rushes. Wildflowers were randomly scattered among the grass. You spotted a blanket near the river bank and gave Liam another look. “Ok lover boy, what are you up to?”

Liam wraps his arm around you walking you to the little spot he set up. The sky is starting to get lighter with first of the suns rays you can’t see yet. “I know you’ve been homesick. Your friends told me that you used to watch the sun rise with your mom so…I thought we could watch it together.” His tone turned nervous at the end.

He scratched the back of his neck waiting for your response. Now that he was thinking about it, he wasn’t sure if this would help or make your mood worse. All you could do was stare at the horizon. You slowly turned to Liam, throwing your arms around his torso.

“Thank you.” You whispered into his chest. Liam hugged you back tighter. “Of course, baby.” When you let go of him, Liam sits you on his lap on the blanket, holding you close.

The two of you sat there in a comfortable silence just enjoying each other’s company. As the sun rose you rested your head on Liam’s shoulder. “I love you,” he whispered into your hair, pressing his lips into the back of your head. “I love you too Li.”

[marichive]

𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 : 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄

Writing / roleplay prompts collected from the POV chapters of Daenerys Targaryen in A Game of Thrones , the first book of the ASOIAF saga. Feel free to adjust pronouns / etc. as needed.

tw: dark & mature themes, death, violence, suggestive / sexual content

❝ Is it really mine? ❞

❝ Tonight you must look like a princess. ❞

❝ What does he want from us? ❞

❝ All they have taken from us, we will have it back. ❞

❝ He will be enraptured. ❞

❝ Do you take me for a fool? ❞

❝ My apologies if I have given offense. ❞

❝ Kings lack the caution of common men. ❞

❝ I shall kill him myself. ❞

❝ Many important men will be at the feast tonight. ❞

❝ No doubt he would pay well for your head. ❞

❝ He will not sleep easy while I live. ❞

❝ I don't want to be his queen. ❞

❝ Please, I don't want to, I want to go home! ❞

❝ How are we to go home? They took our home from us! ❞

❝ If you must wed him and bed him for that, you will. ❞

❝ In time you may even learn to like him. ❞

❝ All things of importance in a man's life must be done beneath the open sky. ❞

❝ He has promised you a crown, and you shall have it. ❞

❝ I council you to be patient. ❞

❝ Guard your tongue or I'll have it out. ❞

❝ There are no more dragons. ❞

❝ There is no privacy here. They do not understand sin or shame as we do. ❞

❝ It is a small thing, my princess, but all a poor exile could afford. ❞

❝ Silver for the silver of your hair. ❞

❝ Is that the only word you know? ❞

❝ It's so beautiful here, I don't want to think about everything dying. ❞

❝ You are learning to talk like a queen. ❞

❝ You dare give commands to me? ❞

❝ Have you forgotten who you are? ❞

❝ Can you wake the dead? ❞

❝ He is still the true king. ❞

❝ It is no matter to them if the high lords play their game of thrones, so long as they are left in peace. They never are. ❞

❝ What do you pray for? ❞

❝ I pray for home, too. ❞

❝ He ought to have come by now, for the feast. ❞

❝ You ought to have gone with him to keep him safe. ❞

❝ He is the only one left. The only one. ❞

❝ He is all I have. ❞

❝ You belong to them now. ❞

❝ Please, [name], it is forbidden! ❞

❝ I want what I came for. ❞

❝ Turn away, my princess, I beg you. ❞

❝ Fire cannot kill a dragon. ❞

❝ I have a chill. Light the brazier. ❞

❝ The poisoner was the first, but he will not be the last. ❞

❝ A few cuts. Nothing of consequence. ❞

❝ You have a gentle heart, but you do not understand. This is how it has always been. ❞

❝ It is not for you to tell me what I cannot do. ❞

❝ This is the way of war. ❞

❝ If you must stay, then help. ❞

❝ I sing of my scars. ❞

❝ You must not say that. ❞

❝ We have ridden far enough today. We will camp here. ❞

❝ For the love you say you bear me, help me now. ❞

❝ I will not let him die! ❞

❝ Weep for him tomorrow, or a year from now. We do not have time for grief. ❞

❝ But why? Why should they kill a little baby? ❞

❝ Better to kill the child than to risk his fury when he grows to manhood. ❞

❝ They must not hurt my son! ❞

❝ Some would say that death is cleaner. ❞

❝ Is there no other way? ❞

❝ Only death may pay for life. ❞

❝ This is bloodmagic. It is forbidden. ❞

❝ The dead will dance here this night. ❞

❝ Bring him back to me. ❞

❝ They say she is accursed. ❞

❝ He did not live. ❞

❝ All the grief has been burned out of me. ❞

❝ Should you be up, weak as you are? ❞

❝ I saw you, alone, dancing with the shadows. ❞

❝ I swear to you, these men will die screaming. ❞

❝ If I look back, I am lost. ❞

❝ See what life is worth, when all the rest is gone. ❞

❝ Do you think bloodmagic is a game for children? ❞

❝ Loose me from these bonds and I will help you. ❞

❝ I am his heir. Whatever was his is mine now. ❞

❝ You shall not be alone. ❞

❝ Come with me. We will see all the wonders yet unseen. ❞

❝ I know what you intend. ❞

❝ I understand that you loved him. ❞

❝ I will not watch you burn. ❞

❝ I was a child yesterday. Today I am a woman. Tomorrow I will be old. ❞

❝ Give me your hand and your heart, and there will always be a place for you. ❞

❝ I vow to serve you, to obey you, to die for you if need be. ❞

❝ Forgive me for all I have done and all I must do. ❞

❝ Is it so far from madness to wisdom? ❞

❝ You swore to obey me, whatever might come. ❞

❝ Do not fear for me. ❞

❝ The fire is mine. Don't you see? ❞

[honey-minded-hivemind]

👻Parent morph!🌫 au🤝wings of fire au🐉

So you know how moonwatcher got left in the rainforest by her mom?

Yeah imagine that happening to nightwing dragonet!reader and their found by a random raining to be brought to queen!morph, who is like "huh....AWESOME FREE EGG"

Granted the nightwing mother will come looking for her egg BUT queen morph and their harem aint Givin no baby back, especially if reader hatched before the mom came looking for them.

Oh. Oh, you got quite the idea. Yes, we're doing it.

I imagine the NightWing parent in question is either grumpy, tired, panicking dad dragon Wolverine, or the annoyed, cunning, fearful NightWing version of Mystique. I'm gonna go with Wolverine right now.

He had his egg, he hid it, amd he kept checking it over and over again, so it wouldn't be raised on a death trap of an island where the other NightWings (ferals and more muderous/dangerous mutants) were. Yet did it work? No, because some sorry, eel-minded, son of a slug eggnapped his baby. And he will NOT stand for it. So he hunts down the scent, tracking it...

RainWing Queen Morph had quite the odd discovery by one of their guards tonight! A cute little egg! It's all silvery, which isn't normal... but the poor thinh must have been abandoned! But no worries, it has a new mama/papa: Them! Of course, they'll have to make sure the dragonet inside isn't hurt or sick once it's hatched, as they aren't sure how normal a silver egg is, or if it's even a RainWing inside... And ooooohhhhh, what's this? Someone says they had an intruder, in their kingdom? A large beast of a dragon? Humph! Well, they'll see about that!

Cue slender, majestic, shimmering RainWing Queen Morph meeting burly, strong, brooding NightWing Wolverine... And now they're trying not to blush, and trying not to show weakness, especially when they ask about an egg, which, um, that's THEIR egg, large dark and handsome!

NightWing Wolverine: Who the... fr*ggin bloody mooons are y'u..? is recovering from a few RainWing sleeping darts

RainWing Queen Morph: Hello there! Why, I should be asking who YOU are! But, well, you can call me, Your Majesty~ If you don't want to be dunked in quicksand!

NightWing Wolverine: ... Wh't...?

RainWing Queen Morph: And you can't have that egg back! Its mine now! How dare you abandon it?! It's just a small, tiny thing! It's too small for an egg! What did you do to it?!

NightWing Wolverine: Dragon, I brought it here so it wouldn't die! Our home is full of ashes and death! If I left it there, it wouldn't have made it! So yeah, sorry, I brought it here! You can fo what you want with me, but if you so much as crack it's fragile shell, I'll make you wish you were dead and buried in lava!

RainWing guards: 😱😨😖😠

RainWing healers: 😰😥😢🥺

RainWing Queen Morph: ... You poor, sad, stoic dragon... I'm still not letting your egg go back to that... death trap of a home you have... but... I could always use one more loyal guard~ What do you say? Join me, and you and your egg can live long, happy, death-free lives here, in our paradise of a home! Just... no more rotten dead things, please. The smell is gross...

NightWing Wolverine: Deal. Now give me my egg!

RainWing Queen Morph: Our egg!

NightWing Wolverine: 👀🤨 Ookay... our egg...

RainWing Queen Morph: 😁😄😃🥰😍💖💛💜

(And then they end up falling in love, and oh, what's this, another dragon partner for Morph? Oh well, apparently every adult (except maybe Xavier and Magneto?) likes them, enough to marry them, for convenience, for love, or to be closer to Reader-)

[agentnico]

Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024) review

Jack Black’s new version of “Hit Me Baby One More Time” is great. In all honestly all of Tenacious D’s covers are superb. Their take on “I Think I Love You” for Croods 2 slaps as hard as Will Smith’s palm against Chris Rock’s face. Apologies, I just watched the new Bad Boys trailer so that momentary awards moment has sprung back into my mind.

Plot: After Po is tapped to become the Spiritual Leader of the Valley of Peace, he needs to find and train a new Dragon Warrior, while a wicked sorceress plans to re-summon all the master villains whom Po has vanquished to the spirit realm.

For some reason I presumed Kung Fu Panda 3 was the ending to the trilogy and the story was over. Then again Hollywood wants to keep making more money and this animated franchise has been highly successful for DreamWorks till now, so of course it was only a matter of time. To give them props though, DreamWorks has been on a bit of a hot streak recently with The Bad Guys - a visually-pleasing heist flick; Croods 2 - hilarious riot; this year’s Orion and the Dark - a fun concept with a mind-bending ending; and of course Puss in Boots: The Last Wish which is an animated masterpiece. There, I said it. The Puss in Boots sequel is fantastic and I won’t hear otherwise! As such even though the trailers weren’t showing too much promise, I went into Kung Fu Panda 4 optimistically, hoping it’s not just a needless cash-grab.

Right, yep, it’s a cash-grab through and through. You can tell the writers were really trying to milk some kind of an idea for a plot, and all they could come up with is Po needing to find a new Dragon Warrior in his place. Not the most original concept as is, and one that in the end feels really rushed, and his choice for his replacement is one that feels unsatisfying. The main villain also is really weak. A chameleon voiced by Viola Davis, and though visually the shape-shifting gimmick works really well, narratively this character has hardly anything to do, let alone be in any way intimidating. I recall in one of the previous films the villain was Lord Shen, who was introduced as someone who has killed Dragon Warriors before. What’s the scariest thing this chameleon now does, you may ask? She lightly pushes someone down the stairs. That’s it.

Another rushed aspect of the movie is that many voice actors from the previous films are needlessly ditched either with a lame excuse for their absence, or not giving them any lines and the characters appearing in silence. Like a big selling point in the marketing is that we get to see all the villains from the previous entries come back. A fun idea, however aside from Ian McShane as Tai Lung the other villains only appear as if they’re in a silent movie. Are you telling me that DreamWorks really couldn’t afford to get Gary Oldman to record a couple of lines on his phone and send them over? It’s like if Spider-Man: No Way Home had all the old Spidey villains from previous films come back, but they just stand about silently doing nothing. How crap would that have been? So yes, this really cheapens the movie.

Visually the film looks great. It’s mad to see how the animation has progressed as this series of movies has gone further. Particular attention has been given to the background environments that look gorgeous! Great use of colours and detail. A chase sequence through a city of thieves is a particular eye-popping set piece, that even gives Hans Zimmer the small opportunity to have some fun with the music score during it.

As for the voice cast - Jack Black is a charisma machine! He’s an icon and of course Po is just Jack Black being himself, but he has so much energy in his line delivery that he carries this movie fully on his shoulders. Awkwafina is also in this movie. Look, the reason I’m pointing that out is that if one looks at her filmography since 2019 she’s voiced characters in Little Mermaid, Migration, Kung Fu Panda 4, Bad Guys, SpongeBob: The Movie, Raya and the Last Dragon, The Dark Crystal Netflix series, Angry Birds Movie 2…. That’s so much!! What does she have on these animation studios that they keep hiring her? She’s not the only female voice actor out there. And I’m sorry, she’s not even that great of a voice actress, and I wasn’t a fan of her here either. Dustin Hoffman kind of just lingers about questioning his life, Bryan Cranston and James Hong have some amusing co-dads banter, Ian McShane being back as Tai Lung was lovely, and Ke Huy Quan is the usual ball of excitable energy that he always is.

Unlike Puss in Boots where the wait for the sequel was more than worth it, Kung Fu Panda 4 feels as if the franchise may have run its course and the writers have simply ran out of ideas. There’s a “been there done that” aura surrounding this whole movie, and again it’s not terrible, but more so just passable. There’s nothing new here, simply retreading old territory. I’m sure if you take your kids with you to see it though they’ll probably have a good time. Probably. That “Hit Me Baby One More Time” cover though - hell yeah!

Overall score: 5/10

[saltjam]

My Tmnt Oc: June (aka, i wanna ramble)

So, i just realized, this is tumblr and nothing is stopping me from yelling into the void about my and how much i love her and how much i love the turtles.

Now in order to not make this post a super long wall post like the "do you like the color of the sky" post, will put the line thing to make this part small and bite sized. you can skip if you want and not read that is fine, this is mainly so i can ramble about her and all the lore i thought of her. i will be ordering this post in order of when the different series came out and i will be sticking with the main four

which are as follows: 1987, 2003, 2012, and rise

these are my main focus since i've seen each and i feel comfortable molding June to each. i haven't seen the new movie yet but i don't think she'd work, same goes for other versions like the 2014 movies and that one batman movie (i wanna watch it so fucking bad)

with that covered, the read more line

so before i start i would like to give some background on who/june is, for starters she is a robot and not an actual human. in the lore for '87, '03, and '12 she is created and referred to as the Juniper or Jupiter project (for '87) thus the name June, for Rise it's different as she is actually made as a child for a big Dragon milf and her lil nerd husband; still made in a lab but she's more organic made as she is they're baby.

another thing i would like to state is that June originally a self insert for my persona Jam (this also why the J names) but i liked her enough to make her, her own oc. as well originally she was going to be giving Mikey kisses across the bored but then i thought "well i love all of them, and there are four of em, and i'm making four versions of the oc. so no one is really gonna stope me" and this each june is with a different brother so they all can get some kisses

a constant for all June is that they are all some type of robot/cybernetic

now let's start diving into each June!

June (1987): The Big Sister

Full name: June Lynn

So June for 1987 i thought it would be cute if she was like another older sister for the turtle (Since April also takes an older sister role) so she is shipped with Leo as he is the oldest brother. seeing as i am rather young i haven't watched that much of the 1987 series but i have developed her a little bit

she would be very protective of not only leo but the others as well, when it comes to inspiration for how i would want her robot form to look, i thought a more Transformers like look would fit since they came out around the same time (i'm also just a huge fan of Transformers)

when it comes to how she met the turtles, i imagine she helped them from a few mousers.

the few images i have of her (1 drawing i did in style, a picrew i edited, the original picrew, and the link) (also two older drawings of when i first her, plus a bonus mikey of when she was with him)(oh, and some extra stuff with height charts. note i did these late at night so please don't mind the mistakes in spelling or forgetting to label things right) Also i kept messing up on the drawing so please have mercy qwq

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June (2003): The Material Girl

Full name: June Splinterdottir

Ah 2003, the year i popped out. obviously i hold this series is very close seeing as we grew up together. so when it comes to lore and development for June this version has the most meat on it's bone.

For 03 June, the turtles actually found her abandoned in an old decaying lab left there to rot and slowly die. that was until they saved her, she grew up with them seeing as she didn't have a home or family of her own. and slowly through the years she got closer to Donatello, seeing as he was the smartest of the family and she is a super charged weapon. until they ended up confessing and soon dating.

April and Casey help teach her about more humans things with Casey taking on an older brother like figure in her life and April acting as more of a teacher.

for her more robot form i though something more interesting would fit her, so her more robot form is/will be based on the xenomorphs from Alien (because i thought it would fit 2003's more gritter look)

for her drawings i actually have a good few, but she has changed through my development of her, there are a few drawings i wanna redraw and change to fit her current lore

the first few drawings are her in the lab, 1 with edits and 1 unedited, Mikey finding her (again pre-kissing donnie era), and her taking a nap while they drive her to the base, a drawing of her in the 2003 style (did my best), plus a picrew edited and unedited /w link, and some height charts.

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June (2012): The Baby

Full Name: June Lyn

2012, the baby, the lil guys, and the one i've thought of most second to 2003. she is the youngest i think of all of the variations. now her lore is similar to 2003 except instead of being left to rot, she caused a black out in the lab she was held in and managed to escape making a fake identity for herself so now he's lived a bit in fear they'll find her and force her back.

This june in lore was made less as a weapon and more as a tool, she is power source that is greater then the sun. so she was used to power things in the lab, but she isn't defenseless as she can assimilate organic and non organic matter into her body (i.e: if she grabs a gun she can use it to make her arm a bigger gun)

when it comes to her robot form, i've decided (with the help of my friend) that i wanna use My life as a teenage robot for inspo, She also kisses mikey as i feel like he really needs someone who's on the same page as him. like they are so mean to him he is just a lil guy, he needs a hug hella bad

when it comes to art, i actually don't have too much i'm pleased with. since 2012 is 3D and i don't really wanna try my hand at 3d modelling, so trying to draw in style is not really an option so if i drew her i'll just do it in my own style. what i do have is a picrew of what i'd imagine she'd look like older and the height charts

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June (Rise): The Working Girl

Full Name: June Harper-Lyn

Rise, the series i did hella dirty and feel so bad for missing but i'm making up my crime.

now this June is a bit more unique as she actually has parents, her Father is a micro scientist and micro biologist, and her mom is a big yokai dragon (She's a kaiju, because godzilla is cool) So this June is half robot, half human and half yokai, she works with her parents in the diner they own called the "Dragon bite diner" with her mom being the main cook and her dad running as mechanic of the building. the diner itself is suppose to be an place for humans, yokais and mutant to feel safe and have a nice home cooked style meal, they cater to a variety of tastes and it's a conflicted free zone (It's helps when the owner is a huge dragon)

her robot form is more simple, as it's just a more dragon style robot, and of course she is with Raph. big man needs his kisses too, plus he just needs a break from being the eldest sibling and get cuddled up with.

sadly, i don't know what picrew i used to make her. and trust me i looked through 100 pages on picrew, so if anyone could find it that would be nice as i'm a little worried it may have been deleted. i also have a drawing of her in style plus some more simple cute doodles of her and Raph being sweet. she is the most non human looking of the bunch.

another thing just for my oc in general is that i wanted her to be like besties with another brother, since i didn't want her to be Soley around her bf. i want her to be like a legit character and not just 'girlfriend' if that makes sense.

so for 1987 who is with Leo i thought it would be cute if she was besties with Mikey, ya know oldest sibling getting along with youngest (rare i know, but still)

for 2003 she's friends with Leo, since i imagine she has a lot of stress with 1, being left abandoned, 2, knowing she was only made as a weapon and 3. her boyfriend is too busy being a nerd to cuddle. plus he's the eldest so she looks up to him

for 2012, i imagine she's friends with Raph. main reason so he would stop picking on Mikey so much, two because he would love being a bad influence on her and they'd be menaces together

and finally Rise, for her i've decided Donnie. one because he's the last and two because this June's dad is a super smart scientist and because this June is more open to the fact she's not human. so them talking tech and analytics sounds nice

but yeah, that's my oc. i love her and i love the tmnt so much, if anyone wants to know more about her feel free to ask because my brain is absolutely buzzing about tmnt and i don't wanna bother my friends about it

to those who took they're time actually reading my nonsense, thank you!!!

[triforceangel13]

Waltz Within Chains Ch. 35 (A BakuDeku Omegaverse Fantasy Hybrid Au)

Chapter  35: Tables Have Turned

Katsuki let out a sigh as he rocked his son in his arms, frowning as he looked over at the castle once more waiting for the familiar head of green to pop out.

Izuku had been gone...too long.  He had said he had forgotten something and he would be right back to go with them.

He had yet to return.

“Somethings wrong,” Katsuki grumbled. “I need to go after him.”

The blonde turned to the queen who looked as if she was on the urge to cry. He frowned. She knew something was up.

He hated this. He hated hwo Izuku had to lie to get to do things but with how things were going he had a pretty good idea of what was happening.

Izuku was either caught or he was confronting his father.

With a small curse he held his sleeping son out to the queen.

“Katsuki...what are you doing?” she asked, taking the sleeping baby dragon hybrid and laid a soft kiss against his head. “He told us to wait.”

“You two haven't been honest with me and now my mate is in trouble,” Katsuki said, opening the carriage door and pulled it open.

Kirishima, who was sleeping on top next to Mina, woke with a jolt, flushing in embarassmanet when Katsuki rose a brow up at hm.

“Katsuki, please,” Inko tried to plead. “He told me we could use this time to be leaving, to be going to our secret hide out until we could make our next plan.”

“No,” Katsuki stated with a scowl. He didn't want to take his anger out on the woman. She was just holding information, probably for the sake of Izuku asking. “I already lost my mate more than once in my life. I don't intend on letting that happening ever again.”

“What's going on?” Mina asked softly as she too sat up, rubbing one of her eyes.

“We're going in after Izuku. He still hasn't come back,” Kirishima stated and hopped off the top of the carriage.

“Katsuki...” Inko said softly and then her ears drooped down, tears leaking down her cheeks. “Please bring both of you back home. I've already considered you a member of my own family. I cannot bare to think of you gone again.”

Katsuki smiled a bit and leaned back into the carraige to give the queen a warm hug. All Might smiled next to her softly.

“He'll set this right. I have faith in him,” All Might said. Katsuki felt warmth in him and he grasped the man's outstretched hand.

“Thank you,” Katsuki said.

The blonde turned to his redheaded friend Mina pouting as she held his hands. Aizawa sat atop the carriage, waiting for the signal to flee.

“Ejiro, I'm not weak,” Mina stated. “There's a reason why I was chosen to protect Izuku back in the dragon kingdom. Let me come and help.”

“Mina, I don't need to be worrying about you too in there. We don't even know what we're going to be running into,” Kirishima tried to plea.

Katsuki rest a hand on Mina's shoulder.

“I actually need you to stay with them,” Katsuki urged. Mina looked as if she was about to protest but Katsuki squeezed her shoulder. “I need someone strong to protect my pup, the queen and All Might. Even Aizawa can't do it by himself.”

Mina paused and then let out a sigh, pulling Katsuki into a hug.

“I'll protect them with my life,” she promised him. “Bring him back.”

She then hugged Kirishima and shared a deep kiss with the dragon.

Katsuki turned his eyes away, having to clear his throat for them to finally release one another.

“See you soon,” Mina said.

She jumped back onto the top of the carriage once the doors were all closed. With the sginal given the carriage started to head off.

Kirishima let out a small sigh but he turned to Katsuki.

“Thank you,” he said to his friend.

“I know how important she is to you. We need to keep at least some of the ones we care about safe,” Katsuki said as he tightned his belt with his sword and started to head inside, the redhead right next to him. “You know, we might not make it out of this.”

“I know,” Kirishima stated. “But this is where I am needed right now.”

Katsuki smirked a bit and nodded, taking the lead into the castle. He knew exactly where they would be right now.

*

Izuku was breathing heavily as he watched his father stagger back a bit to catch his breath, glaring daggers at his son.

The omega was keeping up with him, even making him falter here and there. Izuku was not intending on killing. He was wanting to make him surrender.

Hizashi had other plans. He was trying to hurt Izuku.

But they were both getting tired, Hizashi more so. Izuku was putting his training to good use. Though there were some things working against hm.

He was still recovering a little bit from child birth, the session he had with Katsuki, and over all just the amount of things piling ontop of one another.

But he would not let his father win. He would make sure that he won.

“Sire,” one of the guards called out to him. “Allow us to help you.”

“No,” the king growled at them. “No one is to interfere. I still need to teach my son a lesson after everything he has done.”

The guards looked concerned. They knew that Hizashi was losing but could they go against the prince as well as the king's direct order?

“You will not win,” Izuku said, taking his stance again. The king ground his teeth together and he charged at his son again.

“He has tainted your mind and body. If he wasn't dead already I would take the life of that filthy dragon over and over again for ruining my son!” the king roared.

Izuku clenched his teeth, feeling anger burning deep in his gut again. It was becoming harder and harder to keep his head level.

He kept insulting his mate and he was not going to take it lightly.

“You do not dare speak about him like that,” Izuku growled out, swinging his sword a little harder and nearly knocked it from the man's hand.

But in doing so Hizashi kicked his leg out, taking Izuku down to the floor. Izuku grunted, his eyes widening a bit when he saw the point of the sword aimed at his heart.

“Say hellow to him then,” Hizashi growled.

Izuku clenched his eyes tightly until a heard of a crackling blast sounded through the air, knocking Hizashi off of him and into the wall.

All eyes went to where the blast came from, Katsuki's hand raised, a grin on his face at having finally got the chance to hurt Hizashi.

“You will never get to touch him again,” Katsuki said, approaching his mate and held his hand out to him. Izuku grasped it, rising to his feet and got a better grip on his sword.

“How...I killed you. I saw the life leave your eyes,” Hizashi growled as he scrambled to his feet at the sight of the new enemies before him.

“Well looks like you're getting old,” Katsuki said. “Aim was off. I'm very much alive.”

“Kacchan...” Izuku said softly, looking at him with guilt burning in his green eyes. The blonde stepped closer to him, both hands raised as he watched the king and the guards waiting nearby.

“Bun,” Katsuki said with a raised brow.

“You're unhappy,” Izuku mumbled softly.

“I am. But now that we're here, let's finish this,” he stated. “We'll talk later while we celebrate our victory.”

“Your victory?” the king sneered at them. “You think you still can win this pitiful little fight? That you can take me down?”

He made a hand gesture, signaling for the guards to move in.

“Take care of these filthy dragons,” Hizashi growled as he picked up his sword once more. “Leave my poor excuse for a son to me.”

Izuku's eyes narrowed as he readied his sword once more. Katsuki glared. Everything in him was telling him to protect his omega, protect his mate.

But he knew he needed to do this. Izuku went here by himself for a reason, albeit not the smarest decsion that he's made.

Only if things were going to get very dire was Katsuki going to step in. He would not see Izuku fall to this man.

But it also didn't mean he couldn't give a little help.

He set off a series of small blasts aimed at the king but mostly towards the knights that were heading their way to close in. He would not let them win. He would see that they saw victory!

The king and the prince went at one another again, swords swung clashing against one another as they attempted to gain the upper hand.

Izuku's strikes were more precise and able to defend his areas from getting hit. His father was attempting to hit smething vital at this point.

Izuku was getting distracted again however, his eyes flicking to the fight Katsuki was having with the guards and Kirishima.

But the blonde was fine. He had trained well himself and Kirishima was making sure to keep him safe as well as was his duty.

With a hard swing Izuku knocked the sword from his father's hand, moving to swing against his stomach when his father lunged at him and pinned him to the floor.

The man had gone feral with anger at this point, pinning Izuku's hand down that he had his sword in and he snarled down at hm.

“Filthy omega!” he roared, snapping his jaws around his shoulder.

Izuku let out a cry of pain as his father bit him.

Things seemed to move in slow motion then, a flash of orange sailed over them and Hizashi was being pulled off of him, ripping Izuku's skin and causing another cry of pain to come from him.

He sat up, ctluching his shoulder as he watched Katsuki hold the crazed wolf king from the back of the neck.

Katsuki's hands were bloody, his breathing heavy as he dangled the man's legs up off of the floor. But what terrified him the most was that Katsuki's eyes were a solid black.

“You do NOT touch my omega!” Katsuki roared, tightening his hand around his throat causing Hizashi to flail.

“Katsuki!” Izuku called out to him, getting to his feet. The alpha turned his eyes to him, his teeth bared and an energy seeming to surround him.

With a quick jerk he turned the king towards Izuku, making sure his feet touched the ground and the man could stare at him.

“He's all yours my precious omega,” Katsuki growled.

Izuku fronwed but then stepped toward. He rest a hand on his father's shoulder, trying to find the man that had shown him kindness.

But that man was never there. That man never existed.

Silence filled the room as Izuku thrust his sword forward into Hizashi's heart.

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I want Malleus and MC to sing Snowman by Sia while taking a winter walk

what a cute idea and interesting song! Had the fun idea to let the mc make a snowman inspired by malleus.

It was a bright full moon that night. While on the nightly walk with malleus through the wintery forest, mc spotted a medow, perfect for making a snowman. They easily conviced the dragon fae to help them build a snowman. As they built, mc started to quietly sing.

"Don't cry, snowman, not in front of me Who'll catch your tears if you can't catch me, darling If you can't catch me, darling

Don't cry, snowman, don't leave me this way A puddle of water can't hold me close, baby Can't hold me close, baby"

They sang as they worked under the bright moon light. Malleus wtched and listened happily, a gentle smile on his face at hearing his friends beautiful voice fill the clearing.

"I want you to know that I'm never leaving 'Cause I'm Mrs. Snow, 'til death we'll be freezing Yeah, you are my home, my home for all seasons So come on, let's go

Let's go below zero and hide from the sun I love you forever where we'll have some fun Yes, let's hit the North Pole and live happily Please don't cry no tears now, it's Christmas, baby"

they hummed a song the fae prince was unfamiliar with as they quietly asked him for a few items to decorate the snowman. He easily summoned some black stones, a top hat, a scarf, and a carrot, along with some mittens and a small bundle of sticks. They beamed at him as they gathered the items and sung again.

"My snowman and me

My snowman and me Baby

Don't cry, snowman, don't you fear the sun Who'll carry me without legs to run, honey Without legs to run, honey"

Mc happily stuck in some sticks to the snowmans sides as they added the mittens to its new arms.

"Don't cry, snowman, don't you shed a tear Who'll hear my secrets if you don't have ears, baby If you don't have ears, baby

I want you to know that I'm never leaving 'Cause I'm Mrs. Snow, 'til death we'll be freezing Yeah, you are my home, my home for all seasons So come on, let's go"

They wrapped the scarf gently around the "neck" of the snowman and used a few rocks to create the buttons on the snowmans front.

"Let's go below zero and hide from the sun I love you forever where we'll have some fun Yes, let's hit the North Pole and live happily Please don't cry no tears now, it's Christmas, baby"

They put on the hat and crafted the face, using some longer stones to make little fangs as they neared the end of the song. Malleus stood off to the side, enchaned by their voice and watching them work. They finshed the face and added two curved sticks to the snowmans head before gently placing the top hat between the two sticks.

"My snowman and me" they smiled back at malleus and he chuckled at how excited they were at creating a snowman after him.

"My snowman and me

Baby" They finished the song now holding onto Malleus in a warm hug. He happily returned the embrace and purred as he rested his chin on top of their head. He wished this moment could last forever.

A few minutes passed in the warm embrace before the Mc pulled slowly away. Malleus wanted nothing more than to recapture them and hold them for all eternity, but he released them.

"Do you like it?" Mc asked quietly, yet in the vaccant and cold night, it was plenty loud for the two of them. Malleus stood at their side for a moment, staring at the snowmand they had made together.

"Of course I like it, child of man. For you created it." He said simply. They looked up at him with a blinding smile that could rival the sun at noon. Then they quickly pulled out their special camera and setting it on top of a stump, setting a timer. Malleus was about to ask what they were doing before he was gently pulled to stand next to Mc who stood next to the tall snowman they created.

"say chese!" The prefect said giving a big smile to th camera. Malleus looked down at them curiously before looking toward where they were and saying in a fairly monotone voice.

"cheese." The cameras flash blinded the two for a moment before Mc hugged his side again, slightly shivering from the cold.

"That was fun tsunotarou, but i'm getting a bit cold. Could we head back?" Mc asked quietly after retrieving their camera.

"As you wish, my child of man." He gently held their side before the two dissapeared in a flurry of green firefly like orbs of magic. leaving the horned snowman alone in the moonlit field.

[thepaintedlady00]

Oneshot: Dream & Whitelighter Reader

Part 2: The Fishers, The Dragon & The Endless

Another Whitelighter fic from @panic100 ! 🥰 Thank you so much for the request! I love you like it! ❤

TW: sibling shenanigans, mentions of fire, some sexual tension and light kissing

Most days being the resident Whitelighter of the Fisher house was quite boring. The girls were arguably the most responsible group I'd been in charge of over the course of my life. Sure they had their moments of over ambitious spells or simple mistakes, but they were mostly quite good at coming to me for help when they needed it. This, however, was not one of those times.

I had gone out for an hour. One hour of grocery shopping and upon my return things were far too quiet. Two of the girls were downstairs. Haylee was sitting ramrod straight in a chair reading, or pretending to anyway. Danielle was washing the dishes and rushing through conversations with me. The third, Abby, was nowhere in sight. Arms folded across my chest and eyes narrowed as I watched Danielle nervously talk, her eyes darting between the dishes and my face.

One of the key skills needed to be a good Whitelighter wasn't any spell or magical item, but patience and a good stare. After a few minutes Danielle tossed the sponge into the sink and turned to me. In an instant Haylee was on her feet talking over everything Danielle said until I held up my hands. "What is it? What have you three done?"

"It was Katie's idea!" Danielle shouted

"You're such a tattletale!" Haylee scoffed.

Danielle ground her teeth together. "I was gone keeping a secret until it started shooting fire everywhere!"

"What started shooting fire?" I interrupted with a hard look. "What did you three do?!"

A loud crash and a door slamming echoed from upstairs. Katie ran down, a bucket in hand, and froze upon seeing me. "Oh, you're home."

"I am," I said coldly. "And you're missing an eyebrow."

She slapped a hand over her face with a nervous laugh. "It'll grow back."

"Katie…"

"It wasn't his fault!" She insisted, "He's just a baby! He doesn't know how to control it yet!"

"WHAT did you summon?"

Haylee mumbled something under her breath, "Ababydragon."

I tilted my head at her. "Come again?"

"Ababydragon," She repeated only slightly louder.

"God!" Danielle shrieked, "A BABY DRAGON! It's a baby dragon!"

The three of them started shouting at one another as I pinched the bridge of my nose. "How did you even-" I cut myself off. "Don't tell me, just take me to the damn thing so I can figure out how to get it out of here."

Up the stairs locked in Katies bathroom, sitting in the now scorched tub sat the little creature. Bright blue scales glistened in the light as it played with a burnt ball in the tub. The shower curtains were slowly burning, the rugs and everything else in the room blackened and crisped by the flames. The four of us stood in the doorway, looking down at the beast quietly.

Katje spoke first. "He's cute isn't he?" I sent her a look. "Right, totally not the time for that."

"Any ideas?" Danielle asked, biting her nails. "You know how to get it out of here right?"

"She's the fucking Whitelighter of course she knows!" Haylee argued. "You do, right?"

"Not without all the neighbors seeing us drag a baby dragon out to the car so we can find somewhere open enough to not destroy the house." I answered, biting my lip. "I might have one idea… Give me five minutes, and don't let it burn anything else!"

I hurried to my room, pulling the small stone out of my drawer and holding it in my hand. "Dream of the Endless, I hold your token and speak your name, please come to me."

A minute passed and nothing but silence filled the room. Was I doing this right? I scratched my head. God I should have paid more attention when he showed me how to do this. "Dream of the Endless, I-"

"Morpheus," a voice said from behind me. I jumped with a startled yelp and shirked around to glare at the pale figure standing in my room. "Morpheus, Dream of the Endless, I hold your token and speak your name…" He took a step towards me, the smug smirk on his face growing every second. Once he stood, nearly chest to chest with me he continued, "please grant me an audience."

For a minute all I could do was stare into his night filled eyes, breathless at the mere sight of him. I blinked and slapped his shoulder. "Don't scare me like that you ass."

He chuckled, lifting a hand to brush my hair behind my ear, his touch lingering as he whispered, "Hello, my lite Whitelighter."

"Hello, Morpheus." I smiled at him, leaning into his touch.

"Did you call me here for my touch, little Whitelighter, or was there something you needed?" God his voice is sinful! 

I pulled myself out of the dazed feeling he brought with him and nodded toward the door. "My girls summoned a baby dragon."

His eyebrows rose, eyes lighting up with amusement. "Did they now? That is quite an impressive feat."

"Impressive and reckless." I laughed a little. "I could send it back, but it would draw far too much attention. So…"

"So you called upon me to smuggle the creature out of your quaint human neighborhood."

"Yeah," I admitted.

Dreams' eyes glowed down at me as he leaned him closer. "And what would I get in exchange for my services, Whitelighter?"

His lips were just a breath away as I tilted my head up at him. "What do you want?"

"You," he whispered earnestly. "I thought that much was obvious by now."

"It is," I replied. "I just like making you say it."

His smile grew. "Do you agree to my terms then?"

I playfully bumped my nose against his. "Yes, Endless, I agree to your terms."

He stood up straight. "Very well, shall we?"

The girls looked at Dream with faces of awe and surprise as he entered the room and bowed his head slightly to them. "Hello, Haylee, Katie and Danielle."

They looked at me. "This is Dream. He's here to help us with our pest problem."

Dream moved around them toward the bathroom door. "Is he another Whitelighter?"

"No," I answered, watching him kneel down and stroke the creature's head. "He's an Endless."

"Endless?" Danielle asked quietly. "What's that?"

"Something you lot don't need to know about yet."

Dream gently lifted the baby dragon out of the tub and wrapped it in his coat, bringing the creature out to us. "Now would be the time for goodbyes."

Katie sighed, rubbing the beasts about. "Bye Cookie, I'll miss you."

"Cookie?" I asked with a laugh. "That's the name you gave it?"

"He likes cookies." She shrugged.

After Dream had disappeared with the dragon I put the girls to work repairing the damage done to the bathroom. It took an hour to get everything fixed and the chores finished, but as I peeked into their rooms and looked at their sleeping faces I just smiled. I loved them, each one of them, and was grateful for my job. Returning to my own room I felt the cold sensation of Dreams power long before I saw him.

"How'd it go?" I asked turning to look at him as he studied the pictures on my dresser. 

"The creature has been returned to where it belongs." He assured me before looking back at the photos. "They're skilled for their age."

I smiled and stood beside him, leaning against his solid form. "They're good kids. And one day they'll be great witches."

Dream turned, his arms wrapping around me and pulling me into his chest. "I was glad to hear from you so soon."

"Were you so miserable without me, Dream Lord?" I teased pulling at his coat.

"Very," he said softly as he set his head to mine.

I pressed my lips to his, kissing him softly. "Well I'm here now and I believe we made a deal."

He lifted my chin with his fingers. "That we did, my Whitelighter."

"I'm yours, my Dream." I smiled. "Always."

Bathed in moonlight from my window he kissed me, deep and intimate, filling every inch of my body with the powerful and potential love he bore me. The love that only ever existed in dreams. Buried in his arms, his body pressed to mine, our lips moving together all I could do was feel happy. I was his and he was mine.

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[zhonglis-wifey]

Can you do scenarios that reader found Dragon Zhongli is bleeding and they save him. One day Zhongli(in human form but reader don't know) want to find them to repay after healed.

feel free to change or ignore if you won't to do it.💦💦💦

hi anon! this is so precious omg, i love dragon zhongli so much!!!! tysm for requesting 💓

i decided to make dragon zhongli the little baby rex lapis from genshin merch bc it’s so cute lmfao. i wanted to preorder one but they’re sold out :( oh well i preordered a geo slime plushie so that’s cool too!!

Word Count: 1381

TW: Blood

Rarely did the Adventurers’ Guild send you into Jueyun Karst for your commissions. It was common knowledge that entering there was strictly forbidden by the residing Adepti, and no adventurer in Liyue dared to disobey them. But Katheryne informed you of a commissioner who desperately needed qingxin for some reason, and although you knew it was a risky choice, you decided to go to Jueyun Karst to get them. You’d never turned down a commission before and you were not going to let some talking animals break that streak.

Unfortunately, you greatly miscalculated the treacherous conditions of Jueyun Karst. The mountainous terrain proved detrimental to your stamina and the abundance of hilichurls only made it worse. By the time you’d collected enough qingxin to go back to Liyue Harbor, you felt like your entire body was shutting down. Your vision was blurry and your limbs were heavy as you trudged through the stone forest to exit Jueyun Karst.

Shockingly, you didn’t run into any Adepti while collecting qingxin. Actually, the only other living beings you saw were hilichurls, slimes, and birds. No Adepti around. You were confused as to why the rumors of territorial illuminated beasts hadn’t come true for you.

The backpack slung over your shoulders felt heavier with every step. Your body was telling you to just give up and take a nap on the ground, but you couldn’t wait any longer to get back home. You missed the comfort of your soft bed, the familiarity of your home, and the safety of the walls around you. Nothing was going to stop you from going back to Liyue Harbor as soon as possible.

That was, until you noticed a small brown dragon lying down next to a few pieces of cor lapis, whimpering in pain. You knew it would make your life easier if you just ignored it, but you couldn’t just leave the poor thing alone like that. It had to be an Adeptus, too. If you didn’t help it, who knows what horrible things may happen to you?

You knelt beside the dragon and gingerly held you hand out to it, trying to gauge whether or not it would be friendly to you. The dragon slowly approached your hand before gently nuzzling into your palm. A subconscious smile made its way to your lips.

The dragon seemed just as exhausted as you. You knew it was awake but it’s eyes remained closed. You examined the Adeptus’s form for any signs of injury and found a deep cut beneath its eye, golden blood shimmering as it hit the sunlight. Your breathing became uneven as you recognized the situation you’d found yourself in: you have an injured Adeptus in your hands and if you don’t take care of it, your whole life could be ruined.

“I’m gonna try to help you, okay?” you reassured the dragon. It hummed in response without moving, seemingly agreeing to your proposition.

You quickly removed your backpack from your shoulders and opened it. As you rifled through its contents in search of the emergency needle and thread you kept there, you warned the dragon of your inexperience.

“I don’t have a vision so I can use any magic to heal you,” you explained anxiously, “and I don’t really know how to do this. Please forgive me if I hurt you.”

The dragon winced upon contact with the needle. You muttered a quick apology before continuing to stitch up the wound, baffled by the nature of its blood. The dragon stayed as still as possible while you worked, but small, strained noises of pain escaped from its throat. You felt bad for it, wishing that you could’ve done better to heal it.

“There,” you said as you studied your handiwork. “Is that better?” The dragon hummed again.

You smiled at it again, this time purposefully. “I’ve gotta get back home now. The sun is starting to set…” You turned your gaze to the sky above to admire the yellow haze encapsulating the heavens. “Try to stay safe, Adeptus.”

-

After your exhausting commission in Jueyun Karst, you couldn’t be bothered to do any more difficult work for the Guild the next day. You were perfectly content with just staying back in Liyue Harbor and taking easy commissions from fellow city-dwellers.

The only commission you picked up for the day was to collect sandbearer wood so Hu Tao could make more coffins. Thankfully there were plenty of sandbearer trees right outside of town, so you wouldn’t have to go far. Plus, you liked Hu Tao. She was always fun to be around. You heard that she just hired a new funeral consultant, so you were interested in meeting them too.

Hu Tao greeted you as excitedly as she always did when you entered Wangsheng Funeral Parlor with sandbearer wood in hand.

“[Name]!” she exclaimed. “I’m so glad I got to see you! I’m actually about to leave for a meeting with Yanfei, so I was kinda worried that I wouldn’t get to see you.”

“It’s nice to see you too, Tao,” you grinned. “So what do you want me to do with this wood?”

“Oh, just give it to Zhongli and he’ll deal with the rest,” Hu Tao instructed, now standing in the doorway.

“Got it. Good luck with your meeting! Don’t get arrested,” you joked.

Hu Tao crossed her arms, mirroring your sarcastic behavior. “Look who’s talking, Miss I-Went-To-Jueyun-Karst.”

You smirked at her. “Go. You’re gonna be late, you know.”

“Alright,” she laughed. “I’ll see you later!”

When the door shut behind Hu Tao, you were greeted with the advent of a new voice: “I take it you’ve completed Director Hu’s commission?”

Startled, you quickly turned around and faced the voice’s owner. You assumed he was Hu Tao’s new employee. You couldn’t help yourself from blushing upon seeing them: elegantly dark clothing, alluring amber eyes, and a conspicuous scar on their cheek.

Remembering that you had a job to do outside of admiring this complete stranger, you composed yourself. “Yes,” you answered plainly. “You’re Zhongli, right?”

He nodded. “I am. Here, let me take the wood from you.”

You carefully handed the wood to him, trying not to distract yourself with getting lost in his nearly-glowing eyes. But you just couldn’t help yourself. You felt especially drawn to that scar, though. It was quite the coincidence that you had just cured an Adeptus with a cut in that spot, and now this gorgeous man with the exact same scar was before you.

Zhongli placed the wood on an empty table behind them. You probably could’ve left by then, but something compelled you to stay.

“If you don’t mind me asking,” you began, fully aware of how intrusive this next part would sound but also knowing it was far too late to back out, “how did you get that scar?”

Zhongli’s hand moved to the scar. “Oh, this? I was attacked by hilichurls in Jueyun Karst yesterday,” he explained.

You didn’t recall seeing any other humans around when you were there yesterday.

“Huh,” you pondered. “I was in Jueyun Karst yesterday too…”

The two of you looked at each other knowingly. Neither of you really knew what to say next.

“I suppose you’re aware of my identity, then. Thank you for healing me,” Zhongli broke the silence between you two. “I hate to ask anything more of you, but please don’t tell anyone, especially Director Hu. I don’t want to find out what she would do if she knew.”

You panicked at the confirmation of your suspicions. What were you supposed to do in the presence of an Adeptus? You’d never done this before — most people hadn’t.

“Y-You’re welcome, Almighty Adeptus,” you stammered. Zhongli just laughed at you.

“There’s no need for all of that,” he chuckled. “Please just call me Zhongli.”

You felt like you were going to die of embarrassment. “I’m sorry, Zhongli,” you corrected yourself. “Is there anything else I can do for you? You’re an Adeptus, right? So I should probably do much more to express my gratitude for your protection over Liyue.”

“Actually, yes, there is something I’d like you to do,” Zhongli requested, speaking softly to ease your clearly heightened nerves. “You can let me take you on a date.”

[pink-apollo]

Hey I was the anon who asked if reqs were open. Don’t stress yourself out and take care of yourself, we love you❤️❤️. If you’re willing, can I get some soft Fuze hcs?? There’s absolutely no rush what so ever. Please take your time 🥺

Fuze is baby 🥺💕 And thank You for understanding. Work is putting me on days I don’t usually work and then saying nevermind, then telling me I work today then not🤦🏻‍♀️ So here I am eating pizza while drinking coffee next to my bathtub watching my two bearded dragons have a little swimming spa day at 5:30pm👁👄👁 My apologizes if he’s a bit ooc, but I love my Uzbek man💕

but can we look at this gif???? MANS IS FINE😫🤚🏻🤚🏻

Soft Fuze Headcanons

💙Shuhrat was always the kind to prefer the companionship of inanimate objects rather than the company of people. He is a very smart and witty man, but sometimes he has trouble expressing verbally what he feels to someone he deeply cares for and loves. So for him showing his soft side to his s/o, is a very big step in their relationship

💙He never fussed when you showed him affection when at home. He would gladly let you kiss him all over and just love on him when he was finally home. He finds himself a little unsure at times when it came to you. He’s seen so much, felt so much, and just unsure of how to let go around you and just give the same amount of love you show him

💙Please give him some time. He was once engaged but called it off. So, allowing him to soak up your affection is what allows him to determine to be open with you and know that it’s okay

💙Shuhrat is more of a physical man than one of verbal affirmations. He would rather show his love to his partner and how much they mean to him. He tends to have trouble telling his s/o so he settles on the one thing he can count on. Gifts too! Shuhrat loves to tinker and is always trying to build cute small gadgets for you🥺 If you ask him out of the blue he would gladly sit in his little shop and get to building

💙He is very much of a snuggly man. In the beginning of the relationship however, he was guarded and was stiff as a board when you touched him. Through gentle touches and telling him it’s okay to open up, he had become one that searches out for affection through touch when he wants or needs it

💙When he comes home, he drops all of his things on the floor at the front door and hugs you, nuzzling into you, so glad to be back home where he belongs

💙When he’s sitting on the couch or in his little shop, he always welcomes you to sit on his lap. It might not seem much, but it means a lot to him. To have you so close to him and to just sit and talk with one another is all he could ever ask for. Some days he may not be in the talking mood, but would be more than happy to hear you ramble on about your day as you kiss his cheek every now and then. Or perhaps his lips and neck to get his attention

💙Tinkering dates?? Maybe?? He would be more than happy to show you what he knows and all the small gadgets he has around his place! Even if you aren’t 100% on the hobby like he is, he still loves that you at least wanted to give it a try something he takes a lot of pride in and passionate about

💙When Shuhrat does complement his s/o, it’s quite meaningful. He doesn‘t say it to fill the empty silence, he says it because he thinks it and knows it to be true. A complement coming from him is like striking gold. He doesn’t do it as much because he doesn’t want it to lose its meaning or just be empty words that you heard a hundred times before

💙Is very much the silent, mysterious, and sometimes broody type. He stands head on and looks intimidating, that is until you take hold of his face and kiss him, leaning onto him as he has his arms wrapped around you to hold and steady you. Intimidating, but is such a gentleman despite what people see on the outside

💙Loves to be little spoon. He loves that you cradle him while making him feel loved, adored, and just forget the world around him as he’s wrapped up in your arms watching tv with you. Breathing matching one another, hearts in sync, nuzzled up against on another in the comfort of your own home not having a care in the world

💙When driving or cuddling, Shuhrat tends to gently squeeze your hand and kiss your knuckles. It makes you giggle and that’s something he could never tire from. Hearing you giggle from a kiss just wants to make him do it again and again

💙Tends to give you pet names that are in Russian rather than in english. He knows that it makes you feel giddy and always catches your attention. Seeing you perk your head up as it’s tilted just a small bit to the side, eyes with a curious look to them as you wait to see what he has to say

[ignitedbynatsu]

He Makes You Feel Insecure ~ Natsu

A/N: Woowie it has been a while hasn’t it 😅 Writers block can be a bitch but I think I have a few more ideas for the other boys. Let me know who you want me to write for next!!

warnings: insecurities (he makes you feel like you feel like your magic isn’t compatible, cursing

genre: angst to fluff

Other versions:

Gray ~ Laxus ~ Cobra/Erik ~ Bickslow ~ Gajeel ~ Jellal ~ Freed ~ Sting ~ Rogue

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Tension had been running high for Natsu when his fire attacks had been cancelled one after the other by the wind magic user, but when you were the one that accidentally nullified his attack with your water magic, that’s when he completely snapped.

You had taken note of the rising irritation in your boyfriend's behaviour, and you thought that he hadn’t noticed the attack coming his way so in the heat of the moment you decided to step in. As a result, your water extinguished his flames and you both could dodge his attack your opponent’s attack just in time.

“Natsu, I’m so sorry-“ “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

You were a bit taken back by his sudden tone as he had never yelled at you before. He took notice of your sudden state of shock, but that wasn’t enough to prevent the vicious word from coming from his mouth “Why the fuck did you think that was a good idea? Don’t you see that you’re a nuisance to me? All you do is fuck up my fire and get in my way. I don’t want your magic near me, can you get that through your thick skull?”

“Natsu!” Erza called out to the stressed fire dragon slayer “This is not the time nor the place”

“I won’t get in your way next time” You whispered before heading over to help Lucy with her opponent.

After a while, you overpowered your foes and were now on a train making your way back to Magnolia. You sat next to Lucy, while Carla and Wendy were seated in front of you. Natsu, Gray, Erza and Happy were seated in the boot next to yours.

“(Y/N)” Natsu whined “I’m dying, please help me” You usually summoned some water in the palm of your hand and let it softly swirl against his forehead. For some reason, it helped with the nauseous feeling, and you were about to give in until you realized his words from earlier. He wanted your magic nowhere near him. What if you somehow fucked up and splashed water all over him. You did not want to be yelled at again.

“Tell Natsu I’m asleep or something” You mumbled lowly, so only Lucy could hear, while you laid your head on her shoulder. She gave you a sad smile, knowing the outburst was still fresh on your mind. She complied, making Natsu groan in response but eventually gave up. He didn’t look too much in it as he knew how tired you could get from these jobs.

Once out of the train, you didn’t spare Natsu a second look. You walked in front of everyone, but Erza quickly caught up to walk next to you, while the other looked after the two Dragon Slayers that were still feeling a bit nauseous from the train ride “Are you okay?”

“Of course! Why wouldn’t I be?” You asked.

Erza clicked her tongue as she looked at you from the corner of her eyes, absolutely not believing the lie that just fell from your tongue “Natsu was way out of line”

“He was just stressed, it can happen to the best of us” You shrugged it off, hoping that if you treated it lightly it wouldn’t weight down later in your mind.

“Still not an excuse to work it out on you” She pointed out.

“I know, thank you for caring, but really Erza, I promise I’m okay.” You gave her a small genuine smile which she returned.

You didn’t return to the guild as the others did, instead, you went home, telling the others you were too tired from the mission to deal with the shenanigans from Fairy Tail. Natsu offered to walk you home, but you kindly denied it, leaving him a bit confused. He realized he should probably give you some space since he lashed out at you. He made a mental note to apologize next thing in the morning when he’d see you.

“(Y/N)! Baby!” Natsu ran over to you and hugged you tightly while spinning you around making you squeal in surprise “put me down, Natsu”

“Only if you forgive me for what happened yesterday,” he said.

“I forgive you. You were stressed, I get it, it’s no big deal” You forgave him.

“I knew you’d understand, you’re the best” He kissed your cheek as he placed you back on your feet “anyway Happy and I found this job and-“

“I think I’m gonna take a day off, still feel a little tired from yesterday, you can go, though, have fun” you cut him off before he could fully explain the mission.

“Alright, make sure you take care of yourself today! I’ll be home as soon as I can, so we can cuddle” He kissed your forehead before turning to the Exceed “Let’s go Happy! Let’s go ask if Lucy wants to join”

That’s how the following weeks went. You always found an excuse to not join Natsu and Happy on the job. Sure you had forgiven him for his outburst since he was under a lot of stress. He shouldn’t have taken it out on you, but you also knew it could happen to the best of us when you’ve hit your limit. However, you couldn’t help but see some truth in his words.

Your magic was not compatible and made you doubt yourself. You associated yourself strongly with your magic, as every wizard did, so I made you think if you and Natsu were suited for each other. After all, that was one of the many reasons why Natsu and Gray shared such a peculiar friendship.

You had often heard of the saying that opposites attracted, but nothing could be further from the truth. The human race is a narcissistic species and wants nothing more than finding themselves in their significant others. Huge differences might be exciting and fun at first but are bound to break in the long run.

“(Y/N), you wanna go on a mission with us?” Natsu asked as you stood in front of the board with job applications.

“Can’t, I promised Gajeel I-“ You started to explain but cut yourself off when Natsu threw you over his shoulder “Natsu! Let me go! Natsu!”

“No we need to talk,” He said in a serious tone, making you stop struggling against his grip and let him take you outside, so you could talk in private.

“What do you wanna talk about?” You asked softly as you took notice of the sincere expression on his face.

“Why are you avoiding me?” He asked as his black orbs were searching for answers in your eyes.

“I am not” you deflected his question, but you breaking eye contact as soon as the words past your lips proved you were lying.

“Ever since that day I lashed out at you, you haven’t gone on a mission with me” He pressed.

“That’s not true” you denied once again which made him frown. Why were you dishonest with him?

“Okay, when was the last time we went on a job together?” He asked. Your silence was a clear answer and you both knew it. Your gaze averted to the ground, but he refused to let you shy away from him as he placed a finger under your chin to tilt your head back up until your eyes meet once again. His hand softly from underneath your chin to lay on your cheek “are you still upset with me?”

Your heart shattered at how vulnerable he was right now. His playful antics long replaced by guilt that had been slowly eating away at him for the past days. “No, of course not”

“Then please tell me what I did wrong. I can’t stand the thought of me deliberately hurting you. Please tell me what’s troubling you, so I can fix it” He pleaded.

“Do you-“ You paused to collect your thoughts “do you think we’re right for each other?”

“What do you mean?” 

“That day you said my magic was a nuisance. It got me thinking and you were right. You have to evade my magic so often, and it's all because it isn’t compatible with one another. I just didn’t want to be more of a hinder than I already was, that’s why I started to join others on their jobs just so I wouldn’t mess up yours. I just sometimes wonder if my magic isn’t the only thing that isn’t compatible with you.” You frowned as you hear yourself your insecurities out loud.

“Hey, no, stop. What I said that day was completely out of line. I took my frustration and took them out on you and I shouldn’t have. I have no excuse for how I acted that day. You didn’t deserve it, and I’m sorry for making you feel bad. So what if we’re a little different. I thought you always liked a good challenge?” He apologized.

“Sure I like the thrill of our relationship, but it doesn’t take away from the fact our magic isn’t suitable for one another. I just think we’re setting ourselves up for failure. A challenge is fun for a little while but we both know that stability is what you need if you want a relationship to survive in the long run” You explained.

“Then we’ll defy those odds. I’ll show everyone and especially you that you don’t need something like psychology to prove if a relationship will work or not. Please let me prove to you how much I can love you and let me prove to you that I’ll eventually become that stability you crave.” He vowed. “I always thought you weren’t one to be quick on giving up when things get rough”

“I’m not, I just don’t want to put my heart out there if I know from the start it’ll only get broken” You uttered somberly.

“I promise you it won’t. I’ll love you with every fiber in my body until the day I die. I will never make you doubt yourself or our relationship again” He told you, sincerity audible in his voice.

You smiled softly at him as your arms sneaked around his waist while your head laid on his chest. His arms immediately reacted at your touch, shielding you away from the world as his lips planted a soft kiss on your head “I love you”

[wangxianficfinder]

Fic Finder

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1. Hi!! I was hoping you could help me find a fic.

The basic premise was post-canon wwx goes to lotus pier to give jc a gift for his birthday. The gift was painting of old yunmeng? But then jc invites wwx in. That's all i can remember. Thank you!!! Love all the work you do! ❤ @instantkittyfury​

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2. Heyooo! Welcome to the family Mod L! **Thank you ~Mod L** I am looking for a fic with our baby Yuan! I remember clearly that WY is in a war meeting and suddenly a cry rings in the camp. A maid comes and give baby yuan to WY because he won’t stop. Everything is looking like where the heck WWX got a baby and our boy is just in his own world with his baby. Can you pleasee help me find it? Oh and it’s complete too. Thank you and stay safe dear!!!

FOUND! @grannyweatherwaxshat thinks this is To attempt the impossible by Rain20034 (T, 108k, wangxian, time travel)

FOUND! Lan Yuan’s War by BurningTea (G, 180k, wangxian, WIP)

SIMILAR!   ❤️See What I’ve Become by Vamillepudding (T, 25k, wangxian, my post)

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3. Hi there! I hope the new blog is going well. I have been looking for this fic where WWX goes to Gusu after they promise to take care of the Wens but in return he has to let the Lans purge the resentment from his body. Issues came up and they have to purge it very slowly cause WQ has to heal all his wounds that return so he doesn’t die. Thank you!!! @existential-cringe​

FOUND!  This one sounds like decay by antebunny (G, 16k, wangxian, lan qiren & wei wuxian, post by Mojo)

FOUND! @mikkeneko​ thinks this one might actually be three surgeries and a mercy kill by MarbleGlove (T, 11k, eventual wangxian, series in progress, Mojo’s bookmark) ‘ the sect is Nie not Lan, but the story detail of having to purge the resentful energy slowly to patch up the wounds as they appear is from this story, not from decay.’

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4. okay I didn't plan to send one but is about 2 to 3 months looking for that fic and I can't find it so I gave in to ask for help and this is my last hope, The fic was one at the time of cloud recess, I remember that Lan Wangji was more aware and there was a marriage proposal, Wei Wuxian then was about to reject it since he considered never getting married to dedicate fully to Lotus Pier, the Jiangs were not happy that he would think like that and made him explore more of himself before agreeing. @jackfantasy1412​

FOUND? Give Me a Chance to Fall by brooklinegirl (E, 37k, wangxian, arranged marriage, no war au)

FOUND? Instead of rabbits, I’ll give you this by Bloodcoral (T, 94k, wangxian, arranged marriage, fix-it, angst, WIP)

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5. hey! hope you're having a good day i was looking for a specific fic where things go very different and i remember wei ying is jiang chengs heir there was a dialogue where jiang cheng says in yunmeng jiang age is succession wise so since wei ying came to lotus pier after JWY WWX is the second heir. and WWX brings the wen remnants to koi tower and JWY gives WQ purple robes from JYL. A-Yuan holds WWXs head piece in his hand and JWY thinks that must be uncomfortable cause it was smushed against WWX?

FOUND! This one sound like ❤️Lynchpin by ShanaStoryteller (not rated, 103k, wangxian, Mojo’s post)

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6. looking for a specific lwj!dragon fic

Hi, help please? Read this and then couldn't find it again... WWX goes to a pet store (he possibly just moved to a new town?) and finds a sick snake and takes it home. I think he puts it in an aquarium and he takes it w/ him when he leaves the house. It's not a snake, of course, but LWJ in a small dragon form. (I think he runs into LXC at the store in this story who recognizes his brother.) I've tried searching for it on AO3 w/ no luck. @ceriat

FOUND? Could this be Coil Tightly by Thunderstruck (Blueyed_Impala) (G, 18k, wangxian, WIP) Author’s tumblr post where fic is in hc form, thank you @absurdlyadmiredarmchair​

You might also like this twitter thread by yin_yoru, in which street urchin WWX takes in a poor lost NoodleJi as a pet (and dog deterrent) until the Lans come to collect their missing Dragon Prince and JFM rescues WWX.  (Spoiler: the favor later pays off big time.)

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7. Hi. I was hoping you could find the fic where LXC is in seclusion and he is so deep in his guilt that he doesn't realize years have gone by and WangXian are married and WWX starts to visit LXC and helping him overcome his sadness and it ends with LXC sitting with the bunnies and healing? @lizzybgood​

FOUND! This is probably ❤️A Many-Splendored Thing by Netrixie (M, 14k, lxc & wwx, lwj & lxc, wangxian, angst w/ happy ending) **It’s pretty heavy imo so mind the tags!** ~Mod L

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8. Hi! I’ve been looking for this fix I’ve read awhile back! It’s a time travel one where wwx goes back to his childhood but doesn’t join jiangs at lotus pier. He joins a dance troupe while young and they play at unclean realm where wwx dresses as a girl and nhs falls in love? Oh and wwx is blind but he can use his cultivation to see auras around him or something like that? And when he’s at cloud recess they finally find out he’s blind while fighting su she. Thank you in advance!! :) @sakurai-haruka

FOUND!  @lordmille​ thinks this one is The Darkness Before Dawn by PsycheStellata707 (M, 113k, wangxian WIP)

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9. Hi! There was this fic i read yesterday in which WWX, LWJ, LXC, and JC post-siege all travel back to the cloud recess arc, but I accidentally lost it and can’t ding if. Do you know of if? Thank you so much for your help

FOUND? Might this be How did I end up with this Frozen Heart? by Grace_ShadowWolf (TaubeLePigeon) (T, 37k, wangxian, WIP, time travel, angst w/ happy ending)

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10. Hi there! Looking for a fic where wwx and lwj are on a night hunt (potentially with the juniors). While chasing down a potential bad guy, wwx steps on an activated talisman and begins to feel its effects. Back at cloud recesses, lwj and lxc attempt to research the talisman of unknown origin, which they can only conclude that either wwx has sex or he dies (there may be a time limit as well). Lwj volunteers to help wwx. Later, it turns out the talisman was meant for wives to orgasm and immediately fall asleep, so wwx was never in danger. @razor-to-the-rosary

FOUND! @the-marathon-continues-nip​ says this one is And Fall to Desire by cqlorphan (E, 15k, wangxian, sex curse, bottom!lwj)

FOUND! a call to motion by vespertineflora (E, 14k, wangxian, fuck or die, bottom!WWX)

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11. Hello! Im not sure if this is the right place, but I wanted to ask for some help finding a particular fic. Basically Wei Ying is thrown back to when he was a child so he can prevent the deaths he caused before he died, and becomes a street performer/dancer before he meets Lan Zhan

FOUND! The Darkness Before Dawn by PsycheStellata707 (M, 113k, wangxian WIP)

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12. Hello! Thank you for your posts! There is this fanfic i have been looking for. It occured on the time on qionqi path but it is role reverse swap! Jc was the demonic cultivator wangxian was married after war(i think) and it was A-yuan's first month celebration. Lwj went to get Jc but was seriously injured but not dead. I also remember Jyl was also the jiang sect leader. And Lxc was very protective of his brother-in-law.

FOUND! @gingermenace​ thinks this is Down with the Yiling Laozu!! by Marinelifeclub (T, 6k, Wangxian, role reversal, major character death, not jc friendly, wx happy ending) 

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13. hi! i had this fic i wanted to find but don't know where it is for the life of me - the only thing i can remember is that at Nightless City wwx accidently put jyl in a coma to keep her safe and she was kept in a hidden room in koi tower

FOUND? @invisible-mirror​ thinks this one might be like speaking to my heart by Rhymeswithtessa (Cuppiecake), SnowshadowAO3 (T, 614k, wangxian) - a swords as daemons au

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14. Hi! The work you do is very appreciated, thank you so much! If possible, there's a fic I'm looking for, for whenever you can fit this into a fic finder post! I'm fairly sure it was post-canon, and Wei Wuxian was living in Cloud Recesses, and when someone with a grudge against him attacked it with demonic dogs, he locked the juniors in the library and took the fight elsewhere to protect Cloud Recesses. I think there may have been something about reliving bad memories or something similar? I remember the Lans as well as Jiang Cheng and I think Jin Ling went looking for him. I found a similar fic while looking for it, but it was a single chapter WIP, while I'm pretty sure the fic I'm looking for had multiple chapters up. That's all I'm fairly confident about remembering, sorry. 

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15. Hey mojo, i've been trying to find this fic for ages. It's a modern fic where wy and lz was married with a-yuan, they were living in lqr's house (apartment?) and he was constantly critizising and controlling their life. Wy tried to convince lz to move, but he didn't want to. Later wy was thrown into jail coz he was suspected to be the culprit of something (cant remember), but turns out it was actually meng yao. After wy was released lz decided to move out of lqr's house w/ a-yua coz lqr is toxic 

FOUND! This one is ❤️Life as a House by Terri Botta (Isilwath) (T, 55k, wangxian)

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16. Hi! Been looking for this fic for a while, and nothing's come up on my end. I'm not sure if it's been deleted or not. I remember WWX and Wen Qing set out on a mission(? For lack of a better term.) of sorts, and LWJ's left in the Burial Mounds with the Wen Remnants (+ others?). Before WWX left, though, everyone was eating dinner, and LWJ noticed that someone who recently came up to the Burial Mounds was lurking in the back. I think it turned out to be Xue Yang? They took A-Qing hostage (Or it could have been another kid; I'm not sure.) But XY and LWJ fight. LWJ ends up majorly injured after he kills XY. LWJ sets off a talisman/signal flare that would catch WWX's attention--which WWX gave him sometime before this ordeal. And I think this next part happens not long after WWX and WQ return: WWX and WQ said that they were suspicious of LWJ at first, so when they saw the talisman/signal flare, they almost didn't come back.

FOUND! This one is ❤️love, in fire and blood by cicer (E, 360k, wangxian, Mojo’s bookmark)

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17. hi i’m looking for a fanfic where the jin sect basically ended up tricking the lan sect into marrying wwx; wwx was not raised in the jiang sect but the xue sect and the lan sect find out that wwx and wen remnants aren’t as the rumors say (as they’ve actually been helping other people with medical and resentful energy related matters) and i remember that when the lan cultivators first get there everyone at the burial mounds panicked cause they thought they were getting attacked

FOUND! @the-other-sandy says this is ❤️Fated series by LtLJ (G, 31k, wangxian, Mojo’s bookmark)

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18. Hello there! Thank you for your hard work catering to our requests all this time. I wonder if you can help me find a fic. I remember all the jiangs really love WWX, especially YZY, she loves him and spoils him so much that even when he got in trouble in gusu, she said its just LQR being a stuck up. I think WWX is the youngest out of the siblings and they're having a hard time accepting LWJ "taking away their baby". 

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19. Hello, I have been attempting to find this fic again for months. A bathing WWX is taken hostage in the Jingshi. The hostage takers oppose Chief Cultivator LWJ's reforms. Resolved via HGJ cutting off some limbs (possibly a head). Afterwards, rumours circle regarding LWJ's abuse of power. JC (with JL) warns against such moves. LWJ informs them he is willing to listen to criticism. He is against people expressing their opposition via harming WWX. Cue JC and JL fussing over WWX. Thank you!

FOUND! according to @shababbling this one is No journey is too long by dea_liberty (M, 12k, wangxian, last part of the series)

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20. Hiya -- Thank you so much for doing what you do!! I'm looking for a fic I read on AO3 which is a darker take on the post-resurrection plot line. After finding out that everything which occured in the past was engineered by Jin Guangyao, Wei Ying decides he wants revenge. I remember a line from the summary which goes, "Lan Zhan what if I told you I wanted to spill their blood?" or something to that effect. Lan Zhan is generally supportive of vengeance :) @bella-jayd​

ayanaacorn: ‘I don’t remember the name but I’m pretty sure someone was also looking for this fic in an old fic finder post in the main blog, it was deleted but it was available on the way back machine. Maybe if it’s not found the person who asked can try and look for it there’

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[randalsgrave]

Sweetness and Light: Part One

IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE AHHHHHHH

I gotta be honest, this first part takes off with all the grace of a baby pilot (which is to say none) - I was enlisted during my time in the navy and had little to zero access to what fancy people in planes do, and it shows a bit in this first part. I did as much research as I could, but past a certain point, I just winged it and hoped that it sounds sort of like the communication you'd hear between flight ops and a pilot. If there are any fancy navy people (officers) that would be willing to help a former enlisted peasant be sort of on the money with this, PLEASE LET ME KNOW, I will love you forever.

ANYWAY. THIS THING IS LIVE!

It's about as normal of a day as it gets for Lieutenant Katie 'Sand Trap' Garland, until it isn't.

BobxFemale!OC. F/C: Kacey Rohl

Word count: 1.6K

WARNINGS: Colorful language (it's the Navy, come on now); not beta-read (we die like men); minor editing

A/N: Name of this story comes from the song 'Sweetness and Light' by Lush. If you haven't heard it before, I highly recommend giving it a listen; lyrically and atmospherically, it encompasses everything I imagine Katie and Bob's relationship to be. <3

Enjoy!

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The air is home and god, is there no place like it. 

For Lieutenant Katie ‘Sand Trap’ Garland, it’s the single best feeling in the world. Fly once in an F-18 Super Hornet or fly a million times, it’s always the same when she’s up in the air: euphoric, exhilarating, comforting. 

Freeing. 

It’s a sunny, balmy Tuesday in July, any given day in Norfolk, and she sits in the cockpit of her jet, waiting for the snap of the aircraft carrier catapult that will send her hurtling off the deck of the USS Harry S Truman. One hand flexes, curls around the center stick between her knees, and the other rests on her thigh, fingers drumming in idle anticipation. This is always the worst part - the moment right before take-off. It’s too much time where she’s focused and dialed in but nothing’s happening. It’s too much time for her to get twitchy - and nobody likes it when a pilot is twitchy.

Fortunately for Katie and everyone else on board, it’s a short-lived moment. 

Soon enough, orders and authorizations are crackling through her comms system, and before she knows it, she’s snapping her right hand up and firing off a salute to the Shooter, who returns the salute, then wheels his arms to the right and points straight down the runway. 

What follows is undoubtedly one of the most gasp-inducing moments in a fighter pilot’s career: the catapult slams forward, and the jet is all but thrown off the carrier. There’s a split-second drop - and then, with a blast, Katie is airborne, pinned into her seat with a gasp, climbing higher and higher towards the sun and the endless blue above her, free at last.

She cuts left and away from the Truman, circling out into open territory above the Chesapeake, heavy on the throttle as she punches it. She is master of all, beholden to none but herself and her own skill, and the F-18 is her instrument, her weapon of mass destruction and awe. Up here, in the air, she is in control, in the zone…

Home.

The air is home and god, is there no place like it.

Incidentally, Katie’s home is being used for practicing high-speed maneuvers today. It isn’t long before she’s got company up in the air, company in the form of two other F-18’s controlled by equally self-assured pilots, who fan out behind her to form an arrow, piercing the sky and the clouds before them. 

“Joker, this is Dragon. All present and accounted for up there?”

Katie briefly glances down at her radar display, nods at the two small dots trailing behind her, holds up her mouthpiece to speak. “Sand Trap to Dragon, all present and accounted for. Radar shows two on my six.” 

“Copy that Sand Trap. Execute high-speed maneuvers.”

“Roger that Dragon.”

“And Sand Trap? One barrel roll without reason and your ass is grounded on no-fly status.”

Katie can’t help the impish grin that spreads across her face. “C’mon now sir, I can’t help that I’m in my comfort zone up here.” It’s a good thing no one from ops can see her; she’s pretty sure she’d get chewed out for that snark otherwise. Knowing her luck, she probably will later. 

No matter. It’s not enough to bring her down. Hell, up here? Nothing can bring her down. She is unstoppable. 

“Just do what you’re scheduled for. No funny business.”

“Roger that Dragon. Sand Trap, over and out.” 

And with that, Katie clips in her mouthpiece, pushes down her sun visor, and punches off in a burst of raw sonic power. 

Time to get down to business.

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Two hours later, high-speed maneuvers have been completed, and Katie and the others have touched back down on the Truman, exhausted, but satisfied with the work they’ve put in and the contrails they’ve left behind - all in a day’s work, and all according to plan. 

If only the same could be said for the rest of the afternoon. 

Not even seconds after finishing debrief, Katie finds herself being whisked down the Truman’s p-ways and into the office of the ship’s air boss. Well boy howdy, she thinks as she smooths down the flyaways wisping from her braid and steps into the small compartment. Must’ve done something to piss him off today.

Turns out, she couldn’t be farther from the truth. No sooner does Katie open her mouth to say good afternoon than the air boss silences her and orders her to sit - and he wastes no time in delivering news Katie never thought she’d hear in her lifetime. 

Surely there must be some mistake. Her? Going TAD? To fucking TOPGUN? It’s whiplash unlike anything she’s ever dealt with before. 

“Garland, are you even listening to me?”

Katie blinks, frowns. “What makes you think I’m not, sir?”

“I dunno, I tell you you’re being sent to North Island and you don’t say a goddamn word. Begs the question, don’t it?” 

“Well trust me, sir, I heard you. Just… What?”

“What do you mean ‘what’, Garland? Do I need to spell it out for you?”

“I mean, forgive my disbelief here, sir, but are you sure you don’t have me confused with someone else? I wouldn’t exactly consider myself a one-percent pilot.” 

The air boss drags his hand down his face, looking for all the world like he’s about to slam it into his desk. Clearly, this isn’t the reaction he expected from her, far fucking from it. “Lord gimme strength - look, be modest and say what you want, but someone in leadership seems to think otherwise, all right?” He pauses for a moment, settles back into his chair with a weighted sigh. “Couldn’t have come at a better time, if you ask me.”

‘Couldn’t have come at a better’ - what the fuck? What’s THAT supposed to mean? “…Meaning?” 

“With all the new talent coming in, we’re starting to lose our edge,” he explains. “Blue Blasters ain’t what they were ten, fifteen years ago. Now, like I already told you, be modest and say what you want, but leadership seems to think you got what it takes. This squadron needs someone sharp, smart, and focused, someone who can take what they learn and pass it on to the new guys, give us that edge back.”

“…Someone like me,” Katie clarifies, voice slow. Holy Christ, he’s not kidding. 

The air boss nods. “Bingo.” 

It’s now Katie’s turn to sink back into her seat, and she does it with a hard exhale, her hands flexing and gripping the armrests as she processes the information. Mother of Jesus, this is real; this is actually happening. Is she going to puke? She’s not entirely sure. Her stomach is simultaneously twisted in a paralytic knot and turning somersaults, elated fucking somersaults. It’s the best kind of nausea she’s felt outside of pulling 7 G’s in her jet and she’s not sure if she can keep it in. 

Somehow, she manages. She swallows thickly. “Got any paperwork for me to look at, sir?” she rasps. Were it not for the gravity of the situation, she’d be embarrassed at how ridiculous she sounds. 

The air boss wordlessly produces two sheets of paper from the stack on his desk, and Katie takes them into her hands, blue eyes roving over the boxes and paragraphs typed on them. Someone is already several steps ahead of her; the documents she holds are signed and stamped orders for TAD, complete with allocated per diem, notes on BOQ lodging at NAS North Island, and a no-later-than date of 27 July…

Which is a week from today. 

Oh holy shit. 

“The NLT date is next week.”

“Yep, sure is.” He says it in such a way that Katie would think he’s talking about the weather, like it’s the most normal thing in the world that she’s now got no time to get her affairs in order before vanishing to the west coast. 

“That’s not a lot of time to get things figured out.”

“Eh, I’m sure you’ll manage.”

“Not like you’re giving me a choice,” Katie grumbles under her breath. Christ, she hasn’t even left the east coast yet - hasn’t even left the boat, for the matter - and this is already turning into a pain in the ass. 

“We all gotta make sacrifices for our career at some point, Lieutenant. If you want it, you’ll make it happen.”

Damn him, he’s right. Katie might’ve walked into this meeting with no clues or expectations, and she sure as shit might not have been expecting an engraved invitation to Fighter Weapons School, but it’s not like she’s going to turn it down. She loves flying and being a pilot, far too much to let this opportunity go to waste. 

She heaves a long sigh. “Can I at least put in leave and give myself time to drive out there?” 

“Hell, I don’t care what you do,” the air boss shrugs, “so long as your butt’s in the schoolhouse by Monday. Fill out a leave chit and I’ll have it signed off by close of business today.”

“Sounds good, sir.”

By this point, the conversation is effectively finished, and recognizing that, Katie rises from her seat, salutes the air boss, and turns to leave. Just as she’s turning to leave, though, he stops her, reaches out and shakes her hand with a firm grip. 

“You give ‘em hell out there, Sand Trap. Put ‘em through their paces.”

Katie smirks. “I’ll do my best, sir.”

Then, she’s off, stepping through the hatch and back out into the p-way, the door clanging shut behind her. 

She’s not even five steps away from the air boss’s office when her knees buckle beneath her and she’s forced to brace herself against the bulkhead with her arm. The other hand clenches her chest, wheezing with shock and barely-contained, joyous laughter. 

She can’t believe it. She’s going to be a student at TOPGUN. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime, and it’s hers. 

North Island isn’t going to know what hit them.