#mornings

[yesterdaysprint]

The Palm Beach Post, Florida, November 30, 1942

[ganurath]

One of the downsides of using a clock radio alarm to wake up in the morning is the nonzero possibility of waking up to Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up.

[happyheidi]

𝑔𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑛 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠

𝖻𝗒 𝖽𝗉𝖼_𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗈𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗉𝗁𝗒_

[sky-cannon]

[javabeachvibe]

[cycles-seasons]

[bonboony]

[in-tenebris-et-in-solitudine]

Stay Safe Online

[cat-cosplay]

Some days there isn't enough coffee in the world

[faycb]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Post-Crescent, Appleton, Wisconsin, May 31, 1930

[classycoffeesublime]

The loneliness of the early mornings is the calmest feeling there is

[beccawise7]

This is what happens when you ask for an extra hot latte. ~beccawise7☕💜🖤☕😂

[tsaiko]

So this morning I fell before I was fully awake, and it was the most looney toons shit ever. I was trying to get around the foot of my bed. This was made more dangerous than it should have been by two factors: I'd stacked all the laundry baskets on the floor, because that's where they live when they aren't full of clothes and the closet door couldn't be fully closed because my wife had a box out and was sorting through it to thrift some stuff.

It's like 5:30am. My cat is yelling at me in the hopes I'll feed him. My glasses are in the bathroom. And as I'm coming around the foot of the bed, my foot starts to slip. It's at that moment I realize I'm going down.

My first instinct is to fall forward. There's a problem with that. The closet door cannot be closed and if I fall forward, I'm going go face first into the door. My next instinct is to fall backwards. At that point my goal was to avoid the foot of the bed and do the least amount of damage possible. There was one problem. I'd forgotten about the laundry baskets.

Which was how I managed to fold myself up into a laundry basket like an turtle that had rolled over onto its back. Feet and arms in the air. Butt in the basket. No real idea of how I managed it.

Injuries: None except my pride because it turns out I can fall into a laundry basket, but getting back out of it required a higher acrobatics check then I could roll at 5:30am.

I eventually had to kind of roll myself on my side - still stuck in the laundry basket mind you - and wiggle my way out.

The cats were not impressed because they had still not been fed.

[javabeachvibe]