#PIRATES ON THE CRUISE SHIP???

[sortasirius]

Can they not have ONE moment of peace???

[multiversemittens]

D family on the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser headcanons

(Oh yes, I'm going there)

D: Doesn't realise what a LARP is and tries to stab Lt. Croy in the eye with a dinner fork.

Marckus: Aggresivly wants to play the First Order storypath but the app doesn't work. Pays $200 for a droid which gets lost in the mail.

Kitten: Spends a long time creating a character and putting together a cosplay outfit but drops it within an hour. Beats the machine in lightsabre training.

Door: Spends the entire time critiquing the construction of the hotel and the lack of fire exits. Cuts down the pole which blocks their view during the dinner show.

Boy (now Man): Somehow sneaks in a real gun.

Kevin: Curses the Disney Corporation.

[ferncassette]

Day 13: Wrath

Ferrymans ship has such a monstrous design I love it

[her-penetrating-soul]

"Every time you look up at the stars, it’s like opening a door. You could be anyone, anywhere. You could be yourself at any moment in your life. You open that door, and you realize you’re the same person under the same stars. Camping out in the backyard with your best friend, eleven years old. Sixteen, driving alone, stopping at the edge of the city, looking up at the same stars. Walking a wooded path, kissing in the moonlight, look up, and you’re eleven again. Chasing cats in a tiny town, you’re eleven again. You’re sixteen again. You’re in a rowboat. You’re staring out the back of a car. Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening."

Bryan Lee O'Malley,

[happy-emmdings]

some captain swan honeymoon concepts…

1) wearing cute outfits

2) smooth sailing 💕

3) checking on Storybrooke on facetime a.k.a. what it looks like when Emma is handling the phone versus when Killian tries

4) being cute and romantic

BONUS: doing each other’s make up for an evening out✨ 

They got there🥺

[worlds-of-imaginations]

Legendary sailing ships...

Majestic sailing ships are associated with distant voyages into the unknown, discoveries of new (for Europeans) lands and stories about pirates. How did it all start?

In 1959, near Mount Ararat in Turkey, fossilized remains of a ship were found, considered to be a possible relic of the so-called Noah's Ark, especially since the description of the ship corresponds to the reality of the find. Of course, it could have been another large sailing boat from a historical period that is difficult to determine. There is no doubt that the development of sailing by the Phoenicians, Greeks and Romans had a strong influence on the development of European countries, but China probably led in this field for a long time.

In 1962, in Nanking, archaeologists discovered the remains of the largest historical sailing ships in history; multi-masted vessels with a height of 60 m probably belonged to the famous fleet of ships called Baochuan. Historical records tell us, among other things, about the expeditions of Captain Zheng He in the Indian Ocean.

In Europe, in the Middle Ages, maritime trade was mainly based on much smaller single-masted ships called Koga. They were common, among others, in the ports of the cities of the Hanseatic League.

In Columbus's time, larger and larger units were built, increasingly boldly venturing into distant unknown ocean waters, but these were still single-masted sailing ships called Karak, popular in the 15th and 16th centuries. Modern Galleons with two masts, also popular in pirate stories, appeared in the 17th century, allowing for greater speed and maneuverability. However, trade routes required increasingly greater efficiency, so by the 19th century, large multi-masted vessels developed, eventually also equipped with an auxiliary steam engine. The development of sailing is currently dated to at least 8000 BC, but this boundary is constantly shifting with new discoveries. Originally, human settlements were established mainly on larger rivers or the sea, so the sail was probably invented long before the… wheel (if we trust the officially accepted version of the history of civilization, because this one is also slowly changing and extending).

Finally, a curiosity: who was the first to "discover" America?

Of course…the Viking Leif Eriksson (early 11th century).

[twisting-echo]

A romantic moodboard of Frank Wolff x Jack Sparrow (WolffSparrow/SparrowWolff)

This ship came to me a long time ago because, in the Mirrorverse, both Frank and Jack are seafaring goofballs who are cursed. Both of their right arms are literally cursed! I figured that they would have a lot in common, and they make an interesting duo. Considering that I always have my shipping goggles on, I started shipping them. Anyway, my LGBT headcanons for Pride Month are that Jack is pansexual and Frank is bisexual. Enjoy!

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[daniwib]

Musing on the cruise explosion

Call me insane but I really want Bobby to be the one that causes the explosion. Accidentally, of course. Just, Bathena on the case to thwart the evil pirates and save the innocents. Bobby saying he'll create a distraction and running off, not seeing the side eye Athena sends his way. He's a firefighter, after all. They shut engines and motors down all the time so they can rescue people. So he shuts down the big ships engine, but he misses something vital. Letting pressure release or something, and it causes the explosion. And Bobby's like... "Oops. My bad" (as the ship is slowly rolling onto its side).

Chaos Bobby is the captain of the 118 after all. Who do you think taught them all their ways? Then after it's all over we get some delicious guilt and angst on his part for sinking a god-damned cruise ship and causing yet more deaths and maybe some lingering trauma / throwback to his first big loss... please. Give us the throwbacks for all of them! Those who've read my fic know that I adore lil nuggets of humour amidst my angst and whump and dammit I want that in this emergency too! Reblog if you agree!

[longward]

*thinks about the mechanics of keeping a restaurant ship that is notably in the middle of the ocean nowhere near land stocked for 20 seconds too long*

[clipboard-buckley118]

They need to give Athena a break she went through hell last season

[bisexualmadney]

i wish they had skipped over the pirates part of the cruise ship disaster i feel like i'd be happier with it then

[url-is-url]

Amity Park is in the general vicinity of Naperville IL SEND TWEET

Got these from @dp-references

It’s always so weird to me whenever I hear people describe Amity Park as some small town where everyone knows each other. Small enough that it isn’t even on the map.

Like bro, I’d say it’s a medium large city. At the very least, 70 thousand people. Like, what kind of small town gets their own water park, observatory, and several signs boasting about itself. Sure, it’s not the size of Chicago, but it isn’t tiny at all.

[vitrified-vitriol]

911 is about firefighters, not cops

[disneyrover]

It Be Pirate Night on the Disney Wish!

It be Pirate Night on the Disney Wish! Hoist the main sails, swab the poop deck, and do all that other stuff because we're a-plunderin'!

The third day of our Disney Cruise brought us to Disney’s private island Castaway Cay. That evening becomes Pirate Night aboard the ship! The fun and festivities culminates in a special pirate-themed dinner menu at all three dining rooms, a pirate dance party on the pool deck, and fireworks at sea! Some of these menu items are loose interpretations of pirates or pirate themes, and some liberties…

[izzy-b-hands]

So. I've written a slightly crack fic dethklok x our flag crossover one shot (Dethklok in the Our Flag universe in this case)

I can't decide if I should publish this one, if I do it just on here, or here and ao3 lol