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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year ago

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What do you mean you don't have gender envy?

Have you had the Crowley Experience yet

Thank you @unicornbeck for reminding me

How could we forget one of this iconic style

I'm not done but I shall pause

#did i have these pics in my phone but wanted to show showcase them somewhere....yes #crowley's hair #is everything istg #crowley good omens #good omens s2 #good omens #anthony j crowley #anthony crowley #good omens crowley #david tennant #aj crowley #crowley #michael sheen #aziraphale #ineffable husbands

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thatonedudeinthecorner · 7 months ago

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[putting two fingers to my head] The spirits….they….they’re telling me that…..you’re GAY….

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shadebloopnik · 5 months ago

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I just want Alastor and Lucifer's relationship in canon to develop enough to be chaotic besties. Like- we all know this alr, but they'd work SOOOO well together- Dramatic and emotionally passionate, with his sarcastic dark humor murder bestie its a fucking sitcom guys comeon-

Imagine a scene of Lucifer practicing talking to Lilith, just pouring his heart out in a declaration of love. And then it pans over to Alastor in a blonde wig, still with his suit and all, just going "Hmmm! No😁", and Lucifer throwing a book at his face like "TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. Alastor dramatically sighs and fixes his wig with a "Ohh alright old chap." He clears his throat and takes a deep breath and-

Pulls out a stack of papers with 'DIVORCE' scribbled messily on it and says in the most feminine sounding voice, "Now darling if you'll just sign here-"

Lucifer tackles him.

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hijinxinprogress · 1 month ago

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Billy definitely thinks about random things during fights and decides the internet needs to know immediately

#billy batson #ACAB!Billy Batson #Billy batson says acab #dc captain marvel #dick grayson #nightwing #Jason todd #red hood #dc comics #justice league #The resulting chaos from redhood and marvel team ups stress everyone out #Batman: would you like to explain why hood left a demon head in the trunk of the Batmobile #Marvel: idk?? He’s from Gotham I thought yall were just like that #Or Billy’s been spamming Jason for six hours straight #And Jason ‘could hack the govt but wtf is TikTok’ has no idea what the hell he’s talking about #Billy: rizz is off the charts but vibes? Whack 💃🏾 ykwim???#Jason in tears seeing 800+ messages on his computer after patrol bc he still has a flip phone: yeah absolutely #Or Batman’s been visibly freaking out all day and he grabs marvel as soon as he gets to the watchtowers alarm system #Hal: wtf did you do he hasn’t been that pissed since I reset the watchtowers alarm system #Billy: Hood is fine 🙄 istg there was an issue with vampires three dimensions over and he wanted to come #Barry: oh god I’m gonna pretend I didn’t just hear you say vampires Hal are you hearing this shit??#Jason reading books from the 14th century: ✅ yeah this is normal #Jason reading messages from a middle schooler: ❌ what fuckass cipher is this I hate everything

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misiahasahardname · 3 months ago

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still can't get over 'mikey takes charge' purely because of how positive (and INCREDIBLY oblivious) mikey is

like...

DUDE he is literally HOLDING A BRICK ,,, HOW did you not catch on by this point 😭

#THE STORE LADY SAYING 'finally' WHEN HE CAUGHT ON MAN 😭😭😭#the mikey centric episodes were so good istg #i wish i could get good clips to make a video about how absolutely ass mikey was at social cues this series #unfortunately i can't so all you're getting is low quality phone photos!#tmnt mikey #tottmnt mikey #tmnt #tottmnt #tottmnt spoilers #tales of the tmnt spoilers #misia has a stupid thought

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disgustinggf · 3 months ago

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tumblr just played an ad with its sound on when i literally have my sound off and whats even worse is it kept playing while i was scrolling n even when i went to look at my dms. its still playing as i type this btw. Theyre really trying to make the app unusable without the premium huh

#id maybe think its my phone but the only app that fucks my phone up is tumblr #like..........kys #and when are they gonna fix the jump scroll thing istg this app is impossible to use #personal txt

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dmmeeble · 5 months ago

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Y'ALL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW GAY I AM FOR LIFE IS STRANGE DOUBLE EXPOSURE??? I'M GAY FOR MAX I'M GAY FOR SAFI I'M GAY FOR AMANDA I'M GAY FOR GWEN--

I'm sorry Chloe ilu but THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER!?!

Cigarette smoker Safi confirmed, every cell in my body is vibrating 😳

EXCUSE ME, but even Safi's MOM can get it???

idek know who they are but they can get it too??????

In summary: Women 😤

#life is strange #max caulfield #safiya llewellyn-fayyad #safi #gwen #amanda #Mrs. Fayyad #ALSO!!!!#Safi's accent when she says her full name on the phone???#Gwen's IMMACULATE t-girl energy????????#istg if we get to see 30 yo Vic and Kate in this game I WILL NOT survive the experience 😤#life is strange: big simping hours #my stuff #life is strange double exposure

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itsvnllmlk · 1 year ago

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this is the only thing i could think of after today's wan chapter

(never thought i needed bunnykida this much, he's so adorable)

"thank you bunny much" I'M SOBBING

also look! he has a small fluffy tail!! (pls ignore that it took me a whole day to notice :')))

#bungou stray dogs #doppo kunikida #bsd #kunikida #bsd wan #kunikida doppo #this chapter made my day so much better istg-#(also i don't recommend editing pictures on a phone while you're sitting in a car and you can barely see anything bc of the sun)

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toastingpencils37 · 3 months ago

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Donnie's so real for that actually (especially since Leo apparently broke his own phone in probably less than 2 months ToT)

#the fucking irritation of having your sibling just keep your shit away from you like that istg #i'm actually kinda surprised donnie was a bit more chill about it than i would've expected #actually shit leo's lucky that wasn't raph's phone because raph would NOT let that slide #tottmnt #tales of the tmnt #tottmnt spoilers #tales of the tmnt spoilers #tmnt #leo tottmnt #donnie tottmnt #toasty's show annotating #yes i'm rewatching the first 6 episodes of tottmnt

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eelektroenthusiast · 7 months ago

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YAY! GIRLLLSSS!!☆

I haven't drawn these ships nearly enough... i still have yet to draw minoharu but def planning on it

#my art #i can only work on this type of fanart when at home so it has been my stress relief this last weeks #istg my classmates must be <this> close to figuring out i ain't straight if they have seen my phone over my shoulder #but it may just be paranoia who knows!☆#project sekai #mizuena #anhane #ena shinonome #mizuki akiyama #an shiraishi #kohane azusawa #i try to keep them playful and not too obvious or else ill get wierd looks when my family walks on me drawing #i miss my summer vacations... (i spent it making pearlina fanart and don't regret it)

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lovesickeros · 2 months ago

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now that natlan is out it's tsaritsa yearning hours again because i am one nation closer to either being horribly disappointed or foaming at the mouth!

creator!reader w a little side of conflicted tsaritsa is such good food I can't not yap about it. a woman who has dedicated so much of her life to severing herself from "love" of all kinds and succeeding and. just being so confident that when she meets you she's bitter and angry and mean. because she can't stand you. she isn't supposed to love yet you worm your way into her heart anyway and you don't even know it.

especially in smth like an imposter au. she tells herself your just a tool for her to use but your treated like the Divine you really are, pampered and spoiled every step. tells herself it means nothing when she indulges you – let's you hold her hand in private, eventually let's you move aside the veil, just a little.

and she hates it. hates how easy it is to let you break down the ice she's built up for years.

all you do is smile and she feels like she can't breathe. because despite how violently she rejects love in all aspects, it always bleeds through eventually. she despises it but the way you brush your thumbs over her cheeks makes her bitter and warm and it infuriates her to no end.

she hates you and she loves you and she can't stand you and if you were ever taken from her she'd destroy every inch of teyvat if she had to go get you back.

and ironically enough I think she'd also be the one to initiate any first kiss. maybe she's still trying to convince herself it's just a fluke and itll make her realize it meant nothing, it means nothing. desperate to fix whatever you've done to her and instead it just makes it worse.

a horrible mess of a woman who gave up on love just to be confronted with it when she finally accepted it's absence.

#sagau #genshin sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact sagau #self aware genshin impact #genshin cult au #genshin impact cult au #tsaritsa #new nation releases. i can only think abt the tsaritsa. checks out.#yearning so bad i cracked my phone screen but im still using it 2 make it everyone elses problem lol #this is kind of similar 2 another yapping session i wrote s while back but ehe #snezhnaya will ruin me istg #constantly torn between manipulative tsaritsa and tsaritsa who is nothing but tender because she is love. even if dhe rejects it #she is both and its horrible 2 try snd write like. okay.#soft tsaritsa is so tasty though....kissing your wrist in mock reverence before the archons #letting you snd you alone see her face beneath the veil. smug and horribly arrogant but so madly incomprehensibly in love it consumes u both #but also possessive tsaritsa is so 🤤#reverts to her old ways immediately. frigid ice cube until further notice. she won't confront them in front of you but lord #she is sending them to dottore STAT #shivering at the cold stare of the tsaritsa on your back knowing shes .7 seconds away from making teyvat enter an ice age #i hc her senses like taste/touch/smell r severely dulled. not related just a small hc :]#a fun fact if u will #soft tsaritsa is good but dhehjssjsjs tsaritsa being overprotective and possessive hits different rn.....#i need her to sling me over her shoulder and lock me away just let me bring my cat and heating pad im set #head empty tsaritsa scaring off any other wannabe suitors while acting innocent (no ones buying it bc her glare is MURDEROUS)#that and the floor is starting to ice over.#n e way 💤💤💤

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froggyinfear · 10 months ago

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thank you to the lovely @jonathankentstuff for collabing with me :3

#dc #supersons #damian wayne #jonathan kent #Jondami #Damijon #Istg if that link doesn't work I'm gonna throw hands #Sorry my phones decided to have a breakdown and links and pinterest aren't working for some reason #Anyway if the link doesn't work just look up their account

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glitterghost · 3 months ago

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" ᵀʰᵉ ᵗʳᵘᵗʰ ⁱˢ ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵈᵘᵉ ᵃ ʰᵃʳˢʰ ˡᵉˢˢᵒⁿ "

(print edition)

It's here, it's here! I'm absolutely not mad at how it turned out. And a very big thank you to @floating-goblin-art for giving me their blessing to have it printed. 🖤🤍

#sleep token #floating-goblin #i think it actually cut the tiniest bit of the bottom of the mask off #but thats totally my fault bc ive no idea what i was doing #oh and its just an 8 x 6 #idk but I still love this and him and floating-goblin for creating it and now it really can haunt me #inside my phone and out #also supporting artist with donations for their work while i also get to fawn over my very own piece of it #im excited and happy #🖤💫#you can find the orig post on floating-goblins page if you want to see it better #if i dont stop looking at it istg #*ahem* “you know you hypnotize me alwayssss..” ✨️

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cosmosi-art · 5 months ago

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