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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year ago
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What do you mean you don't have gender envy?
Have you had the Crowley Experience yet
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Thank you @unicornbeck for reminding me
How could we forget one of this iconic style
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I'm not done but I shall pause
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thatonedudeinthecorner · 7 months ago
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[putting two fingers to my head] The spirits….they….they’re telling me that…..you’re GAY….
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shadebloopnik · 5 months ago
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I just want Alastor and Lucifer's relationship in canon to develop enough to be chaotic besties. Like- we all know this alr, but they'd work SOOOO well together- Dramatic and emotionally passionate, with his sarcastic dark humor murder bestie its a fucking sitcom guys comeon-
Imagine a scene of Lucifer practicing talking to Lilith, just pouring his heart out in a declaration of love. And then it pans over to Alastor in a blonde wig, still with his suit and all, just going "Hmmm! No😁", and Lucifer throwing a book at his face like "TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. Alastor dramatically sighs and fixes his wig with a "Ohh alright old chap." He clears his throat and takes a deep breath and-
Pulls out a stack of papers with 'DIVORCE' scribbled messily on it and says in the most feminine sounding voice, "Now darling if you'll just sign here-"
Lucifer tackles him.
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hijinxinprogress · 1 month ago
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Billy definitely thinks about random things during fights and decides the internet needs to know immediately
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misiahasahardname · 3 months ago
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still can't get over 'mikey takes charge' purely because of how positive (and INCREDIBLY oblivious) mikey is
like...
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DUDE he is literally HOLDING A BRICK ,,, HOW did you not catch on by this point 😭
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disgustinggf · 3 months ago
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tumblr just played an ad with its sound on when i literally have my sound off and whats even worse is it kept playing while i was scrolling n even when i went to look at my dms. its still playing as i type this btw. Theyre really trying to make the app unusable without the premium huh
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dmmeeble · 5 months ago
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Y'ALL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW GAY I AM FOR LIFE IS STRANGE DOUBLE EXPOSURE??? I'M GAY FOR MAX I'M GAY FOR SAFI I'M GAY FOR AMANDA I'M GAY FOR GWEN--
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I'm sorry Chloe ilu but THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER!?!
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Cigarette smoker Safi confirmed, every cell in my body is vibrating 😳
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EXCUSE ME, but even Safi's MOM can get it???
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idek know who they are but they can get it too??????
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In summary: Women 😤
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itsvnllmlk · 1 year ago
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this is the only thing i could think of after today's wan chapter
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(never thought i needed bunnykida this much, he's so adorable)
"thank you bunny much" I'M SOBBING
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also look! he has a small fluffy tail!! (pls ignore that it took me a whole day to notice :')))
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toastingpencils37 · 3 months ago
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Donnie's so real for that actually (especially since Leo apparently broke his own phone in probably less than 2 months ToT)
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eelektroenthusiast · 7 months ago
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YAY! GIRLLLSSS!!☆
I haven't drawn these ships nearly enough... i still have yet to draw minoharu but def planning on it
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lovesickeros · 2 months ago
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now that natlan is out it's tsaritsa yearning hours again because i am one nation closer to either being horribly disappointed or foaming at the mouth!
creator!reader w a little side of conflicted tsaritsa is such good food I can't not yap about it. a woman who has dedicated so much of her life to severing herself from "love" of all kinds and succeeding and. just being so confident that when she meets you she's bitter and angry and mean. because she can't stand you. she isn't supposed to love yet you worm your way into her heart anyway and you don't even know it.
especially in smth like an imposter au. she tells herself your just a tool for her to use but your treated like the Divine you really are, pampered and spoiled every step. tells herself it means nothing when she indulges you – let's you hold her hand in private, eventually let's you move aside the veil, just a little.
and she hates it. hates how easy it is to let you break down the ice she's built up for years.
all you do is smile and she feels like she can't breathe. because despite how violently she rejects love in all aspects, it always bleeds through eventually. she despises it but the way you brush your thumbs over her cheeks makes her bitter and warm and it infuriates her to no end.
she hates you and she loves you and she can't stand you and if you were ever taken from her she'd destroy every inch of teyvat if she had to go get you back.
and ironically enough I think she'd also be the one to initiate any first kiss. maybe she's still trying to convince herself it's just a fluke and itll make her realize it meant nothing, it means nothing. desperate to fix whatever you've done to her and instead it just makes it worse.
a horrible mess of a woman who gave up on love just to be confronted with it when she finally accepted it's absence.
#sagau#genshin sagau#self aware genshin#genshin impact sagau#self aware genshin impact#genshin cult au#genshin impact cult au#tsaritsa#new nation releases. i can only think abt the tsaritsa. checks out.#yearning so bad i cracked my phone screen but im still using it 2 make it everyone elses problem lol#this is kind of similar 2 another yapping session i wrote s while back but ehe#snezhnaya will ruin me istg#constantly torn between manipulative tsaritsa and tsaritsa who is nothing but tender because she is love. even if dhe rejects it#she is both and its horrible 2 try snd write like. okay.#soft tsaritsa is so tasty though....kissing your wrist in mock reverence before the archons#letting you snd you alone see her face beneath the veil. smug and horribly arrogant but so madly incomprehensibly in love it consumes u both#but also possessive tsaritsa is so 🤤#reverts to her old ways immediately. frigid ice cube until further notice. she won't confront them in front of you but lord#she is sending them to dottore STAT#shivering at the cold stare of the tsaritsa on your back knowing shes .7 seconds away from making teyvat enter an ice age#i hc her senses like taste/touch/smell r severely dulled. not related just a small hc :]#a fun fact if u will#soft tsaritsa is good but dhehjssjsjs tsaritsa being overprotective and possessive hits different rn.....#i need her to sling me over her shoulder and lock me away just let me bring my cat and heating pad im set#head empty tsaritsa scaring off any other wannabe suitors while acting innocent (no ones buying it bc her glare is MURDEROUS)#that and the floor is starting to ice over.#n e way 💤💤💤
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froggyinfear · 10 months ago
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thank you to the lovely @jonathankentstuff for collabing with me :3
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glitterghost · 3 months ago
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" ᵀʰᵉ ᵗʳᵘᵗʰ ⁱˢ ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵈᵘᵉ ᵃ ʰᵃʳˢʰ ˡᵉˢˢᵒⁿ "
(print edition)
It's here, it's here! I'm absolutely not mad at how it turned out. And a very big thank you to @floating-goblin-art for giving me their blessing to have it printed. 🖤🤍
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cosmosi-art · 5 months ago
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the state of gumball fanart rn
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furyohin4urr20 · 10 months ago
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painting night with Karen
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hakusins · 6 months ago
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cw // cigarettes
Its whit sunday... you know what that means
what i'm referring to:
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hehehe :3
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