#Ow Winston

[elfdragon12]

Don't get me wrong, I think the new Transformers skins for Overwatch look fantastic! However, I will say that they picked the absolute safest and most basic Transformers for the collaboration!

What we could have if Hasbro and Blizzard weren't cowards:

Winston with Optimus Primal:

Roadhog with Rhinox:

Junkrat with Rattrap (especially since I keep accidentally saying Rattrap when talking about Junkrat):

Pharah with Airazor:

Doomfist with BW Megatron:

Widowmaker with Blackarachnia:

(Yes, it's all Beast Wars, but Beast Wars is the best and how could we have this event and not give the gorilla the gorilla skin or the spider themed lady the spider! Or the aerial bird themed lady the hawk! These are no brainers! Primal, Airazor, and Rhinox were even in the most recent movie!)

Some "hmm, kinda":

Moira and Tarantulas (she's more of a Shockwave, I think)

Reaper and Depth Charge (alignment conflict)

Genji and Dinobot (Dinobot is closer to Hanzo, I think, but Genji is the only sword wielder)

Cole Cassidy and Quickstrike (the only crossover is "yeehaw cowboy!" accents)

[cooplagoop]

Personally I think the new Overwatch shouldn't have a strike commander.

I'm not saying there should be no leader among the recalled Overwatch member, but rather that the original strike commander position Jack used to occupy should be split into multiple leadership roles depending on what each senior Overwatch agent specializes in.

Off the top of my head:

Winston -> science/engineering but not for weapons like Torbjorn Mercy -> medicine Cassidy -> intel gathering Sojourn -> Military strategy

This way they can avoid the one they pick as strike commander feeling the overwhelming pressure of being responsible for every mistake Overwatch makes like Jack did by sharing the burden of leadership. Yes, I know Jack wasn't alone either. He had Gabriel in Blackwatch and Ana as his second in command, but at the end of the day Jack was Gabriel and Ana's superior and they can only go on a mission if it got Jack's approvel.

Basically, the strike commander position was structurally above all the others in the old Overwatch and I can't see it working out in the new Overwatch at all.

Of the 4 I mentioned, Winston isn't the best leader (he's trying, but he lacks experience), Mercy is a pacifist, Cassidy would unintentionally wind up like Jack by taking too much of the burden in order to lessen it for others, Sojourn might take the strike commander position out of obligation if nobody else wanted to (but it would probably leave a bitter taste in her mouth since it was during her reign as strike commander that Overwatch got banned).

[craziechwiv]

Meanwhile, in the living area of Overwatch HQ, some of the heroes there are relaxing on the couch or on the floor watching tv. Also Sombra is there too because she sorta invited herself in.

However, Symmetra waltz in looking anxious as ever. This got the attention of the gorilla-sized, (and gorilla in general) scientist Winston.

Winston: What's the matter Satya?

Symmetra: Just feeling a bit anxious at the moment...nothing too much to trouble yourselves over, I swear!

As Symmetra tried to back track her footsteps to a nearby hallway, Sombra appears in front of her, having a smug look as she wrapped an arm around Symmetra's neck.

Sombra: Aw, c'mon now Sym. What's gotten a genius like you so hexed? You can tell us, we won't spew it out to others~.

Symmetra: Okay first off, you are the first person I'd tell about it...second being D.va.

D.va: Hey, what I'd do?!

Symmetra:You still owe Mei the truth on who really outted her for that blizzard last summer!

D.va: Uhm...no comment.

Symmetra: Secondly, this is a bit of a personal matter between me and someone else. I'd doubt you'd be able to-

Tracer: Is this about Jamison's morale?

Sombra: Oh?

Symmetra: LENA!!

Tracer: Oops! Uh, rewind the moment?

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Tracer: And resume~.

Symmetra slapped her hand to her face and pinched her eyes together

Symmetra: Oy, I swear I will...yes. Yes, it's about Junkrat. For the last few days, has he bothered anyone in this building?

Soldier 76: Hmm, now that you mention it. We haven't even heard of that rascal since two weeks from now.

D.va: It has been a bit less loud lately too.

Winston: I ran into him and was bracing for him to start shouting nonsense but...nothing came out of him.

Tracer: I did get a hunch of him not being himself but didn't think much of it, what do ya think is wrong?

Symmetra: I truly would like to know. But when I looked in his quarters, he wasn't there. I tried asking Junker Queen but she...

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Junker Queen: Why the ever loving f**k would I go out of my way to f**king, see about that lazy, good for nothing traitor?! I know you and him already f**k like rodents in heat, so about you go doll up, find him yourself, suck his c*ck, and then solve it yourself?!

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Symmetra: Needless to say if I see her again, it is war.

Sombra: Riiight...I think I know of someone who can help you!

Symmetra: Really who?

Sombra: His sister and his mother!

Symmetra: What are you- OH. OH NO.

Sombra: Oh yes! Time to meet the family~!

Symmetra if you think you can make me go confess to Ana and Pharah that I am dating their adoptive member, YOU MUST HAVE A SHORT CIRCUIT YOU UTTER BI-

Meanwhile, Symmetra is seating on a couch next to Sombra who was smiling proudly at the situation they were in. Meanwhile Pharah was staring daggers at them both while Ana drank tea.

Symmetra: ...I-

Pharah: What did you say to him.

Symmetra: What?

Pharah: So you mean to tell me, you had no idea what was wrong with him, and couldn't guess to try asking us first?!

Symmetra: I'm sorry, it's guess I tried the usual spots he would be around and-

Pharah, now standing up: And what?! The moment he came into our room, quietly without be rowdy, we both waited for some outburst or for him to jump on the sofa your on. But nothing! Mi mama tried to call him over, nothing! I tried to get his attention, intimate him at best, but nothing! Hell, we even called Roadhog for Christ sakes but even he didn't know how to get Jamison out of that room. And you think you can?!

Everyone was stunned on Pharah emotions, even Sombra. It was no secret Pharah still held resentment on Ana adopting the two Junkers but they grew on her for the most part. Still, even Sombra had to admit this was too far as she saw Symmetra trying to plead her case but failing even to say a complete sentence.

Sombra: Okay, now that was a low blow rocket girl.

Pharah: And why are you here?! You helped us out once, so that makes us buddy-buddy?!

Sombra: I'm only here because Hana wanted me to see the new game they bought! My visit only got longer because I'm trying to solve this issue as much as you are, and yelling at the person's partner isn't gonna solve much!

Pharah: And what do you know about a relationship?! Much less than this bitch!

Sombra: SHE IS AT LEAST DATING SOMETHING YOU SCUMBAG!

Pharah: Oh you!

Symmetra: I get it!

Both of the ladies who were at each other's throats looked over towards Symmetra with Ana still remaining silent throughout it all.

Symmetra, almost on the brink of tears: Y-Your right. I'm a terrible partner! I'm so sorry for bothering you both, I'll just-

Ana: Enough.

Now the attention was on Ana, who put down her cup and looked over at a crying mess Symmetra was at that moment.

Ana: Fareeha. I know you're upset about your brother, but don't you think you could cut Satya a break already? She came all this way out of her of us for doing what you just did just now, in the same of finding out where Jamison is.

Pharah: But she...right mama, I'm sorry.

Ana: Mhm, and Sombra.

Sombra: Yes abuela?

Ana: I didn't get the chance to thank you for last time you helped us, and as a token of my thank you, you can remain her for an hour more. But please go back to your side of this war, alright?

Sombra: Anything for you.

Ana: Now, Satya.

Symmetra: Yes?

Ana: I believe someone is looking for you.

Ana looked over Symmetra, as did the others with Sombra doing a audible gasp. Symmetra cod already smell the gunpowder residue behind her and quickly turned around to see the Junker of the hour. Jamison stood there, in shock at how many people were there.

Jamison: Uh, hey Sym. You uh, you came just for me right?

Symmetra: ...

Jamison: Listen, you can come inside the room with me if you wanna, I just needed some sleep for pulling some of those earlier missions. Haven't really be myself since, y'know?

Symmetra: I...I thought something was seriously wrong with you.

Junkrat: Oh yeah, that. Ran into a little quarrel with some blokes from way back. But I'm alright, honestly!

Junkrat smiled at Symmetra as he let out a hearty laugh. This got a good reaction out of Symmetra, who in turned hugged him tightly.

Junkrat: Oy, oy! They're watching, hands above the waist Satya!

Symmetra: Shh, I'm just glad you're still you...

Junkrat, flustered and red as a tomato: R-Right, ehm...how about you join me for a nap then?

Symmetra: Yes please.

Junkrat giggled as he picked Symmetra up, gaining a squeal out of her as he waltzed back into his room, leaving a cackling Sombra, horrified Pharah, and quiet chuckling Ana to themselves.

Sombra: *Currently laughing her ass off.*

Pharah: Oh my- YOU BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THERE!

Ana: Hm...

Pharah: What is it now mama?

Ana: I always thought you'd give me grandkids first, guess I was wrong.

Sombra: OHHH NOOO! THIS IS PRICELESS!

Pharah: I'M GOIN FLYING!

Sombra: For a husband, or a mission?

Pharah: TO THE SUN!

[phoenixlionme]

If some sort of scifi thing happened, could you imagine...

If Winston

adopted Tarzan?

[willo-ly]

Reposting old pieces from twitter.

Support

Damage

[dryspacee]

Not the craziest idea Gabriel had.

[zandiiangelspit]

Finally finished~ ♡

[rinajjbp]

I never trust a narcissist, but they love me…

They never see it coming—what I do next…

This is how the world works: you gotta leave before you get left.

Sylvia and Dallas spotted???

[nyxthecrow]

STARWATCH GOOBERS!!!!

[korkusts]

Like I imagine sigma sees a lot in his head when he hallucinates due to the black hole in his head and can’t help but think about If he thinks about Harold at all. It kinda makes me sad but the memory issues he has makes me think he sees him but can never make up his face or what he looks like in detail, and if he does it’s only brief.

Anywho here you are @alphawave-writes your sigrold content

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

guys I need you to know how important soda with long hair as a kid is to me. I'm grabbin u by the shoulders. I'm shakin u. I'm absolutely rattlin ur teeth. I need u to know. I ne-

I need yall to know this is sodapop curtis forever n ever. to me.

[dawnthefox24]

Okay so I've made another backroom tier list and since I thought it was funny. so heres the new improved tier list since I've gotten bored and everything lol. Also if you want to see the og tier list here

Again this is just a joke and I had so much fun redoing this again

[craziechwiv]

Junk and Justice: Revenge for their Mother

It's finally a done! Sorry for the wait, but here it is!

Junk and Justice: Revenge for their Mother - CHWIV - Overwatch (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]

[t5ngerine]

the 6v6 experience

[bloomnova]

[crinbyignby]

The worst part about Ghostbusters is how Egon Spengler was so resented by everyone by the end of his life

He knew his family wanted nothing to do with him, he knew everyone thought he was crazy, but he died protecting them regardless.