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[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Spot: I wish I looked threatening so people would stop sitting next to me

Race: excuse me what

[fandomhopper23]

A Twilight rewrite by someone who's only experience is the Twilight Renaissance + movies

So correct me if I'm wrong, but Bella basically wants to be a vampire because a- sex, b - immortality.

lets focus on the second option. What if we kept everything the same until the Cullens leave and Bella's in depression.

So then during her depression arc she meets this new guy/girl who ends up helping her out of it, and just being a ride or die bestie, and she (cause honestly Bella feels low-key bi/les) and Bella end up crushing on each other, cause both Edward - I will creepily watch you while you sleep - Cullen and Jacob - I will attempt to assault you into kissing me - Black really creep me out.

She'd be kind of a well settled person with like therapists for parents which means she'd be able to listen to Bella's stories and be like, girl? that is not healthy??

So Bella's out of the arc a few months earlier, she's getting over her relationship with Edward, she's distancing herself from Jacob after having talked to uhhh... Amara?? Amara, but she's still grappling with her existential crisis and one's mortality, and has talked to Amara about it but is just kinda using the ' out of sight, out of mind' and distracting herself method to avoid it, and her life is going great now, she's connecting better with Jessica and her school friends and she might be falling for her pretty cute BFF Amara, and well, she doing fine right now, lets listen to 'mar and enjoy it while it lasts huh?

Then the Cullens come back, and the rest of the plot is basically the same, with a few alterations cause she's kinda spent some time with level headed, non toxic, healthy relationship supporter Amara, but overall its kinda minor, and then *insert near death experience here* triggers her and she kinda mental breakdowns over it all.

Now this can go 2 ways. She lets her fear consume her, and then the last chapter can be her at Amara's funeral, wondering if she made the right choice in letting her fear of death overcome her, and picking Edward, but losing Amara.

Or she can be sitting in a cottage, running a business with Amara, as a reputed bookseller of supernatural romance novels (Like Twilight, just healthier) and she's adopted kids and she's reflecting on how she gave up Edward for something better. Bonus points if her oldest daughter's name is Renesmee.

I just kinda feel that it would have been so cool if like her depression and existential crisis thing was talked about more, because I have barely heard about it in the fandom, which is kind of my only source for this stuff as I've been debating over whether to read the books or not.

Also I got really into the Concept of Bella and Amara AKA Amarella.

[quoth-the-goblin-nevermore]

At the barricades of freedom *vague sizzling of cooked meats*

[komihn]

Launching my first art blogs with a small comic based on the amazing words of Ursula K. Le Guin!

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[elwenyere]

— Ursula K. Le Guin, from “A Rant About ‘Technology’”

[booasaur]

Something really amazing happened in France, and I think it'd help us in the US to learn about it. Forgive the long read, but I think this is genuinely great both because of what happened and how.

So as some of you might have seen, in a decision historians will debate for years (mostly to figure out just WTF he was thinking, even though he is alive right now and can be asked), the French president, Emmanuel Macron, currently in power and THREE YEARS before the scheduled election, seeing the far right rise in popularity decided to dissolve the assembly and hold snap elections.

577 seats were up for grabs. Remember that number. Since half of that is 288.5, 289 seats are needed for a majority.

The first round happened last week and boy, was it bad. The far right made HUGE gains. It won or was in first place in so many races. And Macron's party ended up third!

Overall, this is how things ended up after the first round:

Far right bloc: 33%

Left bloc: 28%

Macron's centrist party: 20%

Conservatives: 7%

The way the French system works is that if a candidate gets over 50% of the vote, they win outright, and some of the far right did manage that. But, many races went to a runoff.

Immediate projections after were that the far right bloc might win anywhere from 240 to 310 seats, a catastrophe.

A shameful swing to the far right leading to the first time they'll be in power since the 1940s? Yes, but maybe not??

This is where things get interesting.

Unusually, a lot of these runoffs are 3-way, instead of a simpler 2-way choice. And in pretty much every case, that helps the far right.

So on June 30th, the night of the first round, this is how things went down:

Immediately, the left parties put out the call: anywhere they were third, they withdrew and their voters would go over to whoever was running against the far right candidate. Their goal: form a "republican front" to block the far right. The far right cannot get 289 seats.

Macron's bloc was not so...motivated. Different people put out different instructions: in some places, if they were third, they should drop out, but only to help the center left, not far left, in other places, see how far you are, only then drop out, that kind of thing.

The conservative party simply said they won't drop out and won't give their voters instruction either way in races they're not involved in.

Late night developments:

More people in Macron's party are now beginning to realize the situation and starting to coalesce around whichever candidate can beat the far right one. Prime Minister Gabriel Attal, from Macron's party, says clearly the priority is to block the far right. BUT, some Macron spokespeople on TV say they'll form a coalition only with the center left and conservatives, splitting the left bloc if needed. Some individual Macronists still saying they won't drop out, even if there's no hope of winning.

Lol.

So, now July 1st:

Only half so far. In one race, where the sister of Marine Le Pen (the far right leader and the face of their movement) was leading, the third place Macronist refused to bow out.

Excellent quote from another Macronist:

Perhaps realizing the same thing, that Macronist in the race against the Le Pen sister now drops out.

In some places, third place Macronists are dropping out DESPITE Macron bewilderingly telling them NOT to?

Halfway through the day:

Of the 311 3-way or 4-way runoffs, the number is down to 135 because of these candidates dropping out: 121 Left, 56 Macronists, 1 conservative.

Oh, there was this, in case people had any doubts about how terrible the far right are:

And to show the selflessness of the left:

July 2:

The deadline to decide if they want to stay in a runoff is today.

A dozen new third place Macronists who said they'd stay in have now dropped out. One got a call from both the PM Attal AND Macron to drop out, signalling the dawning understanding of the importance of this moment.

Even some conservative party members are now backing the left candidate who faces the far right.

A Macronist who had 30.55% of the vote in the first round and came in third to the far right's 33.11% and left's 32.73% and who would have been tempted to stay has dropped out.

The deadline to stay in or not has now passed.

Look at these far right shenanigans!

Macron still being a freaking loser:

July 3rd:

In the end, of the 311 3- or 4-way run offs, only 91 left. Some polls come out that have the far right getting between 190 to 220 seats.

July 4th:

New polls say the balance of the voting itself isn't transferring between the left and center and predictions have risen for the far right, now predicted to get between 210 and 250 seats.

July 5th:

New polls again, left voters now predicted to do better transferring vote to the centrists, decreasing the far right projections again.

However, scandalous reporting emerges: while Attal was trying to fend off the far right, Macron was not only NOT taking the far right seriously, he was undermining efforts to defeat them. His team shrugged off the first round results and celebrated a BIRTHDAY as the results were still coming in?

July 6th:

A few runoffs happened yesterday, nothing much unexpected, some left and center wins.

July 7th:

The day of reckoning. At this point, the expectations are that the far right won't come close to that 289 number but could still easily have the most seats.

GUYS.

It's over and the left are in the lead!

A LOT of cases where a leftist or centrist was 2nd in the first round and now won.

Amazing:

SO many lessons to take from this.

First, you have to vote! You have to. You can't do anything without voting. The freaking French, who'll protest for anything, are showing up to vote. If you're trying to achieve any kind of result and it's not going to happen by January 2025, you have to vote now.

But just as importantly, the left and center (and even conservative) parties made very key decisions. They were all lucky that Attal, who Macron chose, saw the big picture, bigger than indeed Macron could. A stupid selfish centrist leader could have still ruined everything if it were up to him.

TL;DR: After a disastrous first round in the national French elections where the far right was on the cusp of taking power, the left and center formed a strong coalition and through the power of voting and unity, overcame the far right AND their selfish centrist president to win.

[fandomaddictwut]

I’ve seen some people complaining about Channing Tatum/his accent in Deadpool & Wolverine, and I just want to set a few things straight.

Channing has been on the docket to play Gambit since 2005, but each and every time, the character was cut from the script, he had a prior contract, or the director kept getting replaced until the project was scrapped 4 years later with the Fox/Disney merger.

He has family in Louisiana and grew up in the bayous (albeit in rural Alabama). This character has meant something to him since CHILDHOOD when it comes to representation in media.

Gambit doesn’t speak SAE (Standard American English). He’s a street urchin from Acadia/New Orleans. He grew up speaking Cajun (a mix of Southern American, Canadian French, and España Spanish grammar applied to a mostly English vocabulary) and Louisiana French (an offshoot of Canadian French from Acadians).

Every person I’ve seen online who ACTUALLY GREW UP around people who speak Cajun, Creole, and/or Louisiana French has said that his accent is SPOT ON, maybe even a little too clear.

All this to say: if you can’t understand Gambit in Deadpool & Wolverine, you’re not supposed to. That’s the bit: unless you’re used to those dialects and accents, you’re shit outta luck trying to parse it out without help. Hell, even Rogue, who grew up in the South, doesn’t know what he’s saying half the time.

[cy-lindric]

Last day at the festival !

[nick-nonya]

i like @pocketss scavenger :3

[passionpeachy]

“You know, when a person is very, very sad, they like sunsets.”

“And were you very, very sad on the day you watched forty-four sunsets?”

But the little prince did not reply.

[trashpidgeon48]

Leitmotifs drive me insane, like I hear *repeated melody that has an association with a person, idea, or situation* and I go *tears up the fucking rug like a dog*

[mellosghosts]

in my heart this joke is in the movie, but unfortunately im afraid only we, hughjackmaniacs, would get it 🥀

[wheel-of-fish]

Paris knew what we wanted