#Opes

[marejadilla]

ERIC ZENER, "Opes", oil on canvas "One has to understand, and learn it well, until it is etched in fire that: "The sea has no roads, the sea has no explanations."

— "Océano Mar", Alessandro Baricco

[ricky-olson]

maybe im too much of a viktor enjoyer and tbh tired of everything about him being revolved around a ship but i don’t agree with the masses that say jayce made his clutch.

[the-haunted-office]

"Ha! Wrong-o! You can't stop me! And it isn't because I'm the Gingerbread Man or anything! It's because I'm the Protagonist! That means I get special Protagonist protections! Like not being able to be stopped! Hahahaha! Now where are you, Stanley?" James cackles.

Apparently he has found a flashlight and is waving it around down each hallway as he looks around for his rival.

He must find Stanley. He must. Because he must take out his competition. There can only be one Protagonist, and obviously that Protagonist is going to be him. He's obviously the far better Protagonist here and Stanley has been slacking anyway. The guy just... sits there all day playing Solitaire of all things, ugh. At least he, James, would actually do things.

Really, the Narrators would appreciate him so much more.

"Stanleyyyy!! Come on, man! Let's sort this out!" he calls down the hallways. "I'm sure as a fellow Protagonist you understand the pressure. Awwwugghh. It's so much pressure to stand out. That's all I want to do! And you can help me do that by just dying."

A scuffle gets his attention. Quickly, he swings his flashlight in that direction. A shadow whisks out of sight.

"Gotcha, Stanley! Hehe. You can't hide from me!"

Except... that's not Stanley. Not the one he thinks, anyway. Because two glowing yellow spots for eyes suddenly emerge from the shadow that whisked away, blinking at him, staring straight at him...

...scaring the utter SHIT out of him.

"What- Wh-Wh-WhhhhhhAT THE FUCK!" screams James, backing away so quickly he knocks over a pile of boxes and then falls over on top of them, the flashlight flying out of his hands and skittering away.

Shadow Stanley rushes forward to fill the space between them, swinging to the side to avoid the beam from the flashlight, his yellow eyes flashing down at James in what can only be described as malice.

It seems James caught the attention of the wrong Stanley.

[yupokaysuremhm]

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

[liefdesleven]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[wifegideonnav]

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[hot-wire-this-old-car]

compilation of my favorites so far. this energy for 2025 please

[pezpenser205]

im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely

[catcrumb]

[ricky-olson]

just remembered i got a letterboxd i barely used and updated

[mysillycomics]

[timsplayhouse]

Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

[aminta]

me : i could really use a wish right now....

the delightful dandelion:

[wifegideonnav]