I hope the teens just don't get divorced. Them being married being a running joke for the rest of the season is so funny to me they should just commit to the bit
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hey dont be sad. stupid idiot men who go around the country and make videos about ghosts and bully eachother, okay?
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To God Be Honor and Glory Forever
Now to the King eternal, ever-living, unseen, the only God, be honour and glory for ever and ever. So be it.
— 1 Timothy 1:17 | Bible in Basic English (BBE)
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Cross References: Psalm 145:13; John 5:44; Romans 2:7; Romans 2:10; Romans 11:36; Colossians 1:15; 1 Timothy 6:15
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly:
-"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES"
-"there must be like… infinite sentences"
-"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
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Restoration Promised
21 Do not fear, O land; / Be glad and rejoice, / For Jehovah has done great things.
22 Do not fear, O beasts of the field, / For the pastures of the wilderness turn green. / For the tree bears its fruit; / The fig tree and the vine yield their strength.
23 O children of Zion, / Be glad and rejoice / In Jehovah your God. / For He gives you / The early rain in righteousness, / And He makes the rain come down for you: / The early rain and the late rain / At the beginning of the season.
24 And the threshing floors will be full of grain, / And the wine vats will overflow with new wine and fresh oil.
25 And I will restore to you the years / That the swarming locust has eaten, / The licking locust and the consuming locust and the cutting locust, / My great army / That I sent among you.
26 And you will eat to the full and be satisfied, / And you will praise the name of Jehovah your God, / Who has dealt wondrously with you; / And My people will never be ashamed.
27 And you will know that I am in the midst of Israel, / And that I am Jehovah your God and there is none else. / And My people will never be ashamed.
— Joel 2:21-27 | Recovery Version (REC)
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Cross References: Exodus 10:5; Leviticus 26:4-5; Leviticus 26:10,11 and 12; Deuteronomy 11:15; Deuteronomy 12:7; Psalm 46:5; Psalm 65:12-13; Psalm 67:5; Psalm 126:3; Proverbs 3:10; Isaiah 44:8; Isaiah 45:5-6; Isaiah 54:4; Jeremiah 30:10; Jeremiah 46:23; Joel 1:4; Joel 2:2; Amos 9:13; Malachi 3:10; Acts 14:17; James 5:7
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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
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