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a sequel maybe?

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is this for anyone? or just me lol

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RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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maybe i should start a poetry side blog. put my name nowhere on it. dunno. might be fun.? will think

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i think love is when your dad buys two bottles of orange juice, one with pulp and one without, because he knows you won't drink it with pulp.

he loves orange juice. he'll drink it, pulp or not, happily. joyfully, even. but you won't. you cant stand the texture.

so he won't tell you he loves you often, or that he's proud of you, or that he's happy you're his child. but he'll buy two bottles of orange juice. one with pulp, and one without.

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women are really hot. did you guys know this

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happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!

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The sexual tension between me and the sexual tension emitting orb

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This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

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tis the season to remember Medjed aka The Smiter, an invisible egyptian deity with laser eyes and nonbinary swagger:

rotating them gently in my mind as they do a spiffy little dance number

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tis the season to remember Medjed aka The Smiter, an invisible egyptian deity with laser eyes and nonbinary swagger:

rotating them gently in my mind as they do a spiffy little dance number

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girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever

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fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this