#dad posting

[striderbrained]

i need my dad to see me while im regressed and get such intense cute aggression he wants to fuck me about it. who said that

[animanytotsllyinsany]

I love when my kid tells me random things they find on here. Like I have no idea what the hell moon day is but they say it so happily and I’m glad he can fit in somewhere. Good job you guys.

[rogueshadeaux]

I’m in a meme making mood have this one too

[rosielots-writing]

actually crying i always thought my dad was saying nat’s name funny as a joke but he just genuinely thought her nickname was nan??? why did he never ask questions. why did he just accept that natalie’s nickname was nan 😭😭😭

[dwinjohnsel]

I was on the phone with my dad yesterday and told him that I spend my time on here reblogging old man yaoi and he didn't say anything. Like, he wasn't surprised or upset, he was just like "yep, that sounds like something my kid would do" and moved on with the conversation

[int0themist]

i think love is when your dad buys two bottles of orange juice, one with pulp and one without, because he knows you won't drink it with pulp.

he loves orange juice. he'll drink it, pulp or not, happily. joyfully, even. but you won't. you cant stand the texture.

so he won't tell you he loves you often, or that he's proud of you, or that he's happy you're his child. but he'll buy two bottles of orange juice. one with pulp, and one without.

[petro1986]

May this help you through the struggles in your life!

[striderbrained]

missing my old man. wish he didn’t live 7 hours ahead of me. wish he was awake rn

[kai-beanz]

I had a weird fucking dream last night that my dad found porn on my phone (I don't even have porn on my phone 😭)

[dadsthatarebetterthanstolas]

Mr. Peabody from Mr. Peabody and Sherman is a better dad than Stolas!

[rosielots-writing]

i love my dad but he doesn’t get ms. jackie taylor at ALLLLL he hates her which is fine but he hates her for all the wrong reasons 😭

[mminu]

A random twitter post showed me that boulevard of broken dreams was used in smallville, which immediately reminded me of how much my dad loved that song that he used it as his ringtone for years and years 😭 I always thought that was funny, but now I'm thinking of how much he loved smallville, too... knowing him he'd probably first heard the song on the show and then rushed to look it up :(

[dwinjohnsel]

my dad just told me he replaced his memory of his anniversary with amphibia

[jumbleddufus]

not to sound like an old man but i love me an afternoon nap on the couch

[ur-dad-satan]

OFFICIAL DAD POST

This is a post about advice. I may not have much but I guess you can request dad posts if you want them?? Anon is on.

BUT! This dad post is about shaving! As a hairy afab, I don't usually shave unless it's summer or spring because I want to. So if you're some one who shaves (especially with a razor) please remember these three things:

KEEP THE RAZOR LUBRICATED! Whether it's with shaving cream, soap, or water, keep that thing wet. In my experience, it helps it move across your skin easier and probably reduces cuts and razor burns. I say probably because I've never gotten one of either of those, but I'm no expert.

BE GENTLE WITH YOUR SKIN!! Skin is an organ that is very delicate. Be nice to it and don't add too much pressure with the razor. I understand you need some pressure to shave and you may think your skin is super tough, but do be careful anyway.

(And this is probably the most important one) USE LOTION OR SOME OTHER TYPE OF MOISTURIZER AFTER YOU SHAVE!!! This is especially true for armpits or other intimate areas. After you shave and while your skin is still a bit damp, use a moisturizer that's good for your skin to prevent itching. If you're shaving your pits, then use deodorant on top of it.

Idk if this will help anyone, but I hope it does. You're loved and valid!! -Ur-Dad-Satan <3

[striderbrained]

jacking off thinking about my old man again hru guys