#dad posting

[wolfsteax]

sona time!

[animanytotsllyinsany]

I love when my kid tells me random things they find on here. Like I have no idea what the hell moon day is but they say it so happily and I’m glad he can fit in somewhere. Good job you guys.

[dufrau]

THESE BOOTS 😭😍🙏

[rogueshadeaux]

I’m in a meme making mood have this one too

[dadsthatarebetterthanstolas]

Mr. Peabody from Mr. Peabody and Sherman is a better dad than Stolas!

[kai-beanz]

Not my dad making me have my first panic attack in like 2 years 💀

[dwinjohnsel]

bro my dad is doing renovations and he just sent me some pics of his attic and this shit is haunting

apparently we forgot to consider ventilation when building it

[mikenesmithmpreg]

my dad everypony🩷

[int0themist]

i think love is when your dad buys two bottles of orange juice, one with pulp and one without, because he knows you won't drink it with pulp.

he loves orange juice. he'll drink it, pulp or not, happily. joyfully, even. but you won't. you cant stand the texture.

so he won't tell you he loves you often, or that he's proud of you, or that he's happy you're his child. but he'll buy two bottles of orange juice. one with pulp, and one without.

[petro1986]

May this help you through the struggles in your life!

[tickleteetersnew]

Omg thank you to the four different early 20s fvck toys that smiled at me like that today 😩 I guess this work from home job really did have me cooped up inside too much the past three years. Renewing my gym membership asappp 😵‍💫😍🥵🔥👅💖 thank you baby girl for asking me to grow my beard out, and suggested I trim it. Bros they don't want a long wizardly wolf pussy on your face. Keep it trim, ticklish. She wants to sit on your face and turn the lights out, and pretend her girlfriend from college is visiting as she grinds her kitty raw on your chin.

[stellaltumi]

tom hardy makes music for functional alcoholic dads with good hearts and troubled teenage girls that grew up in the rural midwest and you cannot change my mind

[dufrau]

i do think we lost our way a little bit when we started calling canned sardines "tinned fish" and charging $10+ for them.

to be clear this is a pro- canned sardines post. i have been eating canned sardines since before they became trendy and people called me a great-depression-ass-lunch-eating-motherfucker for eating them. a great-depression-ass-lunch should not cost $10!

[bigmeatpete69420]

It is supposed to rain tomorrow

Can't wait to standn just outside the door and say "boy we sure did need this"

[kai-beanz]

I had a weird fucking dream last night that my dad found porn on my phone (I don't even have porn on my phone 😭)

[dwinjohnsel]

I was on the phone with my dad yesterday and told him that I spend my time on here reblogging old man yaoi and he didn't say anything. Like, he wasn't surprised or upset, he was just like "yep, that sounds like something my kid would do" and moved on with the conversation