#One Hour One Life

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[noisesfrombeyondtheuniverse]

I just had to stop playing one hour one life because I died and missed my children too much to continue

[trejean]

some really good names i found in my one hour one life screenshots folder

[namekian-maoh]

This is the worse way to find out one of your online friends passed away 😭 but I'm glad to see that there is a memorial to him in-game.

[gongyussy]

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

[tardisinthefog]

Pihu Firebough: Legend of the Firebough Crown

In a time lost to history, the Firebough clan was facing certain death. Little by little, their numbers whittled away until finally, at the eleventh hour, the last fertile mother had a daughter.

Pihu grew up with no siblings, and a fading family. Her mother died when she was 22, leaving Pihu Firebaugh the last of her name. Despite the grim outlook, Pihu continued tending the failed village with steady dedication. She farmed the fields and marked paths, that it seemed no Firebough would ever walk, after her.

But Pihu's dedication to the memory of her family was well worth the effort. Pihu was blessed with three beautiful daughters, reviving the Firebough clan.

Her eldest, her heir, she named Laura. Pihu gave Laura a crown-- Forged by Pihu's grandfather, once upon a time ago. A symbol of hope that Firebough would live on once more.

Firebough flourished. Pihu taught her daughters all they needed to know, and together, the farms were revived. Milkweed blossomed in clusters, and the berry bushes were ripe once more, as they had been in Pihu's youth.

Laura led the village in Pihu's place, leading to a successful lineage of beautiful daughters, as males became rare due to the family mythology. Pihu trained her granddaughter, Mystic, in her place. Mystic took on the role of village guide, offering advice and help to the younger generations.

The Village Guide became a solitary role. The guide kept up Pihu's tradition of laying pathways for the town, and raising the next generations on the traditions of Firebough. They were the crown keepers, the guardians of the legacy of Firebough.

The crown of Firebough was passed from leader to leader, to symbolize the hope of their people in even dire times. Once, the crown was stolen by Henry Firebough, who wanted the crown, the respect for himself. The crown was returned, and used to crown Opal Firebough-- The last leader of Firebough to wear the crown. Opal died in an unexplored area.. losing the crown to time. The Crown of Firebough has yet to be found. But The Fireboughs still live on, to this day. The search for the crown still lives on, with annual festivals to encourage a village-wide search. Legend has it, Pihu returns to her family every few generations, wearing a devil's mask and placing stone paths, just as she had centuries ago, leading her family forward in every life.

[ratteni]

Played One Hour One Life for my 1st time today!! (Newbie alert)

It was pretty fun even if I was kinda lost of what I should do

My older sister (in-game) taught me a bit about farming and the beginnings of making pies

Ngl I think I'm a kinesthetic learner (learning by doing it)

Also, by the end of my life, one of my uncles or cousins taught me how to tend to berry farms

[ashenquill]

Thinking about the Bats suppressing their injuries and how yes, they have crazy high pain tolerance, and yes, they are in peak human condition, but ALSO, they do Too Much Shit sometimes and have definitely made injuries worse by accidentally ignoring them

Like, imagine one of them throws out their back doing something Totally Normal and Mundane so they just. Ignore it. Because I literally sneezed, it can’t be that bad, right?

(Spoiler alert: it is that bad)

Tim, moving more slowly than normal and grimacing every few seconds: damn maybe I pulled something

Jason, stopping by to pick up some things he needs while Bruce is out: ?? What’ja do?

Tim: I dunno, but my back really fucking hurts and I’m starting to get all numb and tingly

Jason: ?!?!?

Jason: How long has it been hurting????

Tim: I don’t know??? I guess, like, a few hours???

Jason: What did you do????

Tim: I DON’T KNOW, MAN, IT STARTED AFTER I SNEEZED

Jason, laughing: YOU HURT YOURSELF BY FUCKING SNEEZING????

Tim: THAT LITERALLY CANNOT BE THE CAUSE

Jason: I dunno man, kinda sounds like it

Jason, in tears: Maybe it’s time to retire

Tim: FUCK YOU IM FINE

Tim: WATCH I’LL PROVE IT

Tim, about to do a backflip: oh fuck- OW

Tim: *passes out from the pain*

Jason, still laughing his ass off: Nice landing, Timmy!

Tim:

Jason: Timmy?

Tim:

Jason: Tim?

Jason: oh shit—

[animiilover]

I was an eve and I was nearby close to my 40s and gave up early, this is what happened afterwards

Oops.

[itsmeglycine]

*sensually smooches and licks a pomegranate like a horny tiktok chef*

(Support me on my Ko-Fi! <3)

[doodlecrumb]

Marauders fandom!! You have been summoned. Look! It’s a James! Feast thine eyes! (I’m sorry, do what you want. I’m not the boss of you. Have a nice day.)

[lilyw-catears]

A collection of life series/hermitcraft text post thingies that I made at 3 am

[namekian-maoh]

Introduce yourself with 6 video games 🎮

[naki-ru]

Angelic companion

it’s been a while I know…. from exams to lack of motivation to basically everything I had no time… I hope this compensates the lack of art. kitr and gabe. I think they would get along. enjoy!!

I will try not to disappear for so much again. I hope.

[ruushes]

my hof was born to be a griffon rider, if they could've given him a griffon at the start of dao the blight would've been over in a week