#Oliver/Marcus

[realitybitesyouknowit]

Chapters: 90/90 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Relationships: Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy, Marcus Flint/Oliver Wood, Neville Longbottom/Blaise Zabini, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, Marcus Flint, Oliver Wood, Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Bill Weasley Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Slow Burn, Harry Potter is a Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore Bashing, Weasley Family Bashing (Harry Potter), Sirius Black Bashing, Implied Mpreg, Smut, Humor, Underage Drug Use, Underage Drinking, BDSM, Underage (16), Fluff, Drama, Consensual Underage Sex, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Spanking, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Bondage, Vampire Severus Snape, Dom Severus Snape, Sub Harry Potter Summary:

When Harry Potter sneaks into the reading of Sirius's will he learns more than he bargained for. Most importantly he is not Harry Potter! With everything that he thought he knew turned on it's head can old rivalries heal new hurts and can Harry find everything he ever wanted in the last place he expected to find it.

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[percyweasleyapologist]

Mcgonagall, rubbing her temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette.

Penelope: But Professor, we don't smoke.

McGonagall: Cut the crap, Penelope. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

McGonagall: *points at Percy* One! *points at Marcus* Two! *points at Oliver* Three! *points at Audrey* Four! *points at Penelope* Five!

McGonagall: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers!

Percy: *puts a cigarette in McGonagall's hand*

McGonagall: Thank you. ...Light?

Academic Disaster: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

[pastart]

Florian Hetz (2024)

[pooks]

Percy Weasley headcanon time, part 2!

all the Quidditch captains at Hogwarts crushed HARD on him

Oliver Wood: obvious reasons, they are roommates (oh my god, they are roommates), they're in every class together, Percy has canonically been at Gryffindor's Quidditch matches, etc. i could go on.

Roger Davies: captain of the Ravenclaw in case you don't remember( can't blame ya). but Percy is smart and clever, he would charm the pants of any Ravenclaw without even trying. a fellow scholar who plays Quidditch too. everytime Ravenclaw meets Gryffindor, he tries to impress but fails cause Oliver Wood.

Cedric Diggory: he got the biggest boy crush on Percy and it was literally his bi awakening. not only is Percy smart, but he's also incredibly kind and responsible. he takes a page of Percy's book and values good sportmanship (this is the reason why the twins can't stand him, they've seen him yearning after their brother)

Marcus Flint: he doesn't like any Gryffindor at all, not even when pigs fly and it rains lava. but Percy is different, he's the Golden Student of not only Gryffindor, but of the whole school (no he doesn't count Hermione). Percy is smart, clever, determined, kind, righteous and so incredibly pretty. if it wasn't for his blood status, then Percy would've been poster child of "the ideal spouse" the pureblood families always nags about.

Conclusion: Oliver and Marcus gets into fistfights every week because of this and no one relents until someone is nearly dead (the only reason Snape gives detention to a Slytherin, of all things, cause he didn't sign up for his own student's blood feud)

Poor Roger Davies gets friendzoned the whole time cause Percy genuinely believes they're friends and he can't ruin that cause Penelope Clearwater will literally murder him in his sleep

Cedric decides to play it safe, earn Percy's affection slowly and maybe the Perfect Prefect will fall for him...eventually.

Too bad Fred and George is deadset on NO ONE dates their brother...except maybe Oliver Wood, but he has to prove himself with twelve quests (that was a total lie)

Outcome: Percy eventually dates Oliver Wood and he's incredibly happy with him. He doesn't even know that his five brothers and baby sister threatens Oliver if he ever hurt him. He's mildly annoyed when he finds out, though.

[etherealsymphony]

Percy entering Hogwarts wearing a Hufflepuff quidditch jacket: Oh Marcus, Oli! There you both are. Shall we go to lunch now?

Marcus: The fuck are you wearing?

Oliver: Get that off your body right now.

Percy: What are you… oh this? Boys, Cedric let me use it cause it’s pouring out there! Calm down.

Boys: FIRST NAME BASIS?

Marcus: alright Oli let’s go we have to kill someone

Percy: Wait no!!!

[braedenhales]

THE BEAR "DOGS"[1x04]

[liliwoohoo]

Disventure guys!!!

[jetslay]

DC Super-Heroes by Bernard Chang.

[perciver4ever]

Oliver: Hey Marcus, how long do you think it would take until I start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Marcus: I think-

Percy: Seventy two hours.

Oliver: How did you-

Percy: There's a clown right behind you.

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

ENDLESS LIFELESS GIGABYTES

[depressedcitron]

It's been a while since I've posted something, anything really.

[realitybitesyouknowit]

Chapters: 37/37 Fandom: Harry Potter - Fandom Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Remus Lupin/Sirius Black, Narcissa Malfoy/OFC, Pansy Parkinson/Millicent Bulstrode, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Ginny Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasely, Percy Weasley, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Moaning Myrtle, Peeves the Poltergeist, Draco Malfoy, Seamus Finnigan, Neville Longbottom, Severus Snape, Dean Thomas, Minerva McGonagall, Minister Fudge, Dementors - Character, Susan Bones, Hannah Abott, literally everyone Additional Tags: Flashbacks, Abuse Flashbacks, Dementors, Mentions of past abuse, Minerva is angry as hell with the entire situation, and is probably gonna lose her shit with the dementors, Like, She gon go HAM, Don't Mess with Minnie Series: Part 2 of The much better, Dursley's can fuck off, Slytherins are people too AU Summary:

The next work in the series; Sirius Black has escaped Azkaban and the Golden Clusterfuck is just trying to stay out of trouble- or rather, they're trying to cause only the normal type of teenage mischief, but the wizarding world seems to have it out for them.

[winn-wynn]

Percy on the left with his friends on the right

[bruhduck]

I think about this fact more than I should 🤔

[pooks]

(Percy, Oliver, Penny and Marcus sneaking around at night in their fourth year) Percy: Alright, I go first. Oliver, you stay behind me. And stay tight. Marcus: ...Bow chicka bow wow. Oliver: Penny: Percy: Never mind. Marcus goes in front. Marcus: Eh, it was worth it.

[etherealsymphony]

Percy, Oliver, and Marcus definitely have some freaky ass sex…don’t even tell me I’m wrong! you’ve got 2 quidditch players with massive egos and hot heads, and a smart ass red head! They are freaky y’all