#Old-Timey Robots
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robot that gains sentience but instead of being evil or whatever it gets really really fascinated with cowboys and country music and also it can play the banjo. send post
#💙 cass#robots#technophilia#robot fucker#objectum#<- to me. you get it#i'm just thinking like why do they always get so ~Advanced~#robots are always portrayed as being part of the machine and the machine is supposed to be scary and futuristic#but what about robots fascinated with humans and they like old timey bullshit? like cowboys?#where's my history nerd robot that wants to be a cowboy????#Like edgar but instead of pop music it likes the blues. LOL#obviously it's a gay little robot btw. just so you know
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Today I was watching Toddler Ro run around the colony doing his thing (mostly bugwatching) when he started to get tired. He's perfectly capable of going to bed by himself, but Henry came over to carry him to his crib anyway. I bet Ro thinks Henry is the coolest big brother ever. <3
Andy drew a very helpful label/sign on the ship landing platform in case the landing beacons weren't enough to let passing shuttles know where they were supposed to touch down.
We had guests from the Hare Clan, and one of them was our ex-colonist Boomer, who we let go in a Diplomatic Marriage event.
He is not married to Eggardus yet, but the Vikings of the Hare Clan did entomb him in a warcasket. Poor boy. I might not have liked him very much, but I think he deserved better than to be reduced to little more than a machine of war.
Then when the guests from the Hare Clan were departing, they left me this very thoughtful gift. I haven't decided if I'm going to keep it or not. Part of me thinks it would be a very weird thing to use, but another part of me thinks it would be really, really funny.
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#rimworld#gracie plays#The Animist Alliance#art#my art#traditional art#rimworld art#unpolished art#slightly more polished art than usual#Henry is engineered as a soldier#I think he is fiercely loyal to everyone at Eureka#And if they won't let him fight to protect them then the least he can do is carry them to bed when their legs are tired#He's definitely strong enough#Plus I thought it'd be cute to draw#Just like Andy's adorable rocketship drawing#“Spaceships go here” he says as he scribbles with chalk on the landing platform#I wondered if we'd ever see Boomer again#I'm glad he came to visit but it makes me a bit sad at the same time#I liked his whacky old-timey sleazy salesman vibe#Big robots and battlesuits aren't really to my taste#which is an odd thing for a T'au player to say now that I think about it#Oh well I don't like the T'au for their battlesuits anyhow#Any ideas for what to do with the thoughtful gift of muffalo mammaries are welcome#Have a fabulous day everyone!! xoxo
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I’m working on a portfolio for school purposes, and managed to finish an OC in the process! Really like how they turned out soooo here it is <3
#I know they look like Vox and other TV heads oc#but what can I say? those designs are fun to create and draw#there’s a reason they always get so popular no?#So before anyone attacks me or anything like that#I’m aware and I’m just drawing for fun uvu#Hope you enjoy my OC anyway cause there are differences that I like quite a lot!#also their name might be Spring?? Not so sure yet#original character#digital art#art#drawing#spring#Late night post#or early morning#old timey aesthetic#robot oc#tv head
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If it were socially acceptable to change your accent to anything you want just for the hell of it I’d choose the transatlantic accent. It sounds funny to a lot of people but I find it charming
#it’s basically american rp. I love regional dialects they’re so special and worth preserving but idk man old timey speak tho.#contemporary Standard American English is so boring and robotic sounding. Transatlantic sounds ~Bouncy~ you know??#(this isn't deep)#my bullshit
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I refuse to believe it was drawn in anger. It was someone who secretly loved werewolves and wanted him to feel better, but had to disguise it as a diss to not be persecuted.
That's my headcanon now, screw reality. What are they gonna do, time travel to the future to sue me? *looks around nervously, then breaths a sign of relief* Well, I though so!
Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf
#this is a pro werewolf household#I still don't understand why people are surprised that someone who loves vampires also loves werewolves to bits#they aren't mutually exclusive - sometimes they are even the same creature#I'm still mad that Universal decoupled Dracula of the werewolf side of his characterization to introduce their OC wolf#man is hairy with long nails and teeth#he is called werewolf by the supertitious locals#and he does a lot of his evil deeds as a wolf#he spends more time as a wolf than a bat but a bat on a string is easier to use in a film set than a living wolf I GUESS#anyway yes vampires are one of my favourite things to hyperfocus in but I can branch to any old timey monster thank you very much#not that I dislike modern ones like robots or aliens I just like the vintage feel of haunted corpses and cursed animal shapesifters#it appeals to my inner naturalist too like they are just other species or subspecies of familiar things
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This Symphonious Li’l Senior says: “You can’t keep a good Gramulon down! Twenty-three Skidoo! Humdinger! The bee’s knees! The cat’s pajamas!” 🎶🎺🧓
#Gramophone#Record Player#Vinyl#Old-Timey#Robot#Grandma#Grandpa#Senior#Creature#Whiteboard#Doodle#Carl Doonan#Carl Doonan Art
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how c.ai works and why it's unethical
Okay, since the AI discourse is happening again, I want to make this very clear, because a few weeks ago I had to explain to a (well meaning) person in the community how AI works. I'm going to be addressing people who are maybe younger or aren't familiar with the latest type of "AI", not people who purposely devalue the work of creatives and/or are shills.
The name "Artificial Intelligence" is a bit misleading when it comes to things like AI chatbots. When you think of AI, you think of a robot, and you might think that by making a chatbot you're simply programming a robot to talk about something you want them to talk about, and it's similar to an rp partner. But with current technology, that's not how AI works. For a breakdown on how AI is programmed, CGP grey made a great video about this several years ago (he updated the title and thumbnail recently)
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I HIGHLY HIGHLY recommend you watch this because CGP Grey is good at explaining, but the tl;dr for this post is this: bots are made with a metric shit-ton of data. In C.AI's case, the data is writing. Stolen writing, usually scraped fanfiction.
How do we know chatbots are stealing from fanfiction writers? It knows what omegaverse is [SOURCE] (it's a Wired article, put it in incognito mode if it won't let you read it), and when a Reddit user asked a chatbot to write a story about "Steve", it automatically wrote about characters named "Bucky" and "Tony" [SOURCE].
I also said this in the tags of a previous reblog, but when you're talking to C.AI bots, it's also taking your writing and using it in its algorithm: which seems fine until you realize 1. They're using your work uncredited 2. It's not staying private, they're using your work to make their service better, a service they're trying to make money off of.
"But Bucca," you might say. "Human writers work like that too. We read books and other fanfictions and that's how we come up with material for roleplay or fanfiction."
Well, what's the difference between plagiarism and original writing? The answer is that plagiarism is taking what someone else has made and simply editing it or mixing it up to look original. You didn't do any thinking yourself. C.AI doesn't "think" because it's not a brain, it takes all the fanfiction it was taught on, mixes it up with whatever topic you've given it, and generates a response like in old-timey mysteries where somebody cuts a bunch of letters out of magazines and pastes them together to write a letter.
(And might I remind you, people can't monetize their fanfiction the way C.AI is trying to monetize itself. Authors are very lax about fanfiction nowadays: we've come a long way since the Anne Rice days of terror. But this issue is cropping back up again with BookTok complaining that they can't pay someone else for bound copies of fanfiction. Don't do that either.)
Bottom line, here are the problems with using things like C.AI:
It is using material it doesn't have permission to use and doesn't credit anybody. Not only is it ethically wrong, but AI is already beginning to contend with copyright issues.
C.AI sucks at its job anyway. It's not good at basic story structure like building tension, and can't even remember things you've told it. I've also seen many instances of bots saying triggering or disgusting things that deeply upset the user. You don't get that with properly trigger tagged fanworks.
Your work and your time put into the app can be taken away from you at any moment and used to make money for someone else. I can't tell you how many times I've seen people who use AI panic about accidentally deleting a bot that they spent hours conversing with. Your time and effort is so much more stable and well-preserved if you wrote a fanfiction or roleplayed with someone and saved the chatlogs. The company that owns and runs C.AI can not only use whatever you've written as they see fit, they can take your shit away on a whim, either on purpose or by accident due to the nature of the Internet.
DON'T USE C.AI, OR AT THE VERY BARE MINIMUM DO NOT DO THE AI'S WORK FOR IT BY STEALING OTHER PEOPLES' WORK TO PUT INTO IT. Writing fanfiction is a communal labor of love. We share it with each other for free for the love of the original work and ideas we share. Not only can AI not replicate this, but it shouldn't.
(also, this goes without saying, but this entire post also applies to ai art)
#anti ai#cod fanfiction#c.ai#character ai#c.ai bot#c.ai chats#fanfiction#fanfiction writing#writing#writing fanfiction#on writing#fuck ai#ai is theft#call of duty#cod#long post#I'm not putting any of this under a readmore#Youtube
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not that kind of movie | S.R.
movie night takes an interesting turn - for the better, definitely
who? spencer reid x fem!reader category: smut (18+ mdni) content warnings: the movie in question is metropolis, fingering, soft dom!spencer, i really don't know that there's anything else, kissing, they probably fucked after this, very slightly proofread, if this is incoherent let's just pretend it is. word count: 1.45k a/n: just a fun little fic i typed out tonight. also chip taylor gif spotted. i'm so tired i have nothing else to say for myself.
If you were being entirely honest with yourself, you were struggling to keep your eyes open during the movie.
As a result of a very intense rock, paper, scissors game, Spencer had been the one to choose the movie that you watched tonight. The movie he had chosen just so happened to be in a foreign language – German – that your boyfriend was attempting to learn. Your lack of German comprehension combined with the black-and-white film put you in a rough spot, you were in serious danger of falling asleep on the couch.
Spencer wouldn’t hold it against you if you did happen to drift off, but it felt rude. He never fell asleep during any of your film selections, and just because you didn’t understand the content didn’t mean you couldn’t respect the cinematography of the old-timey dystopian. “Are you falling asleep?” He whispered, adjusting the blanket that had been tossed over the two of you so that you were fully covered.
Shaking your head stubbornly, “No, ‘m watching the movie,” you insisted, prying your eyes open to focus on the screen in front of you and trying to figure out who was Freder and who was Joh.
“Good, keep watching,” Spencer said softly before pulling at your legs, leaving them draped across his lap as his fingers ghosted over the waistband of your pajama shorts. He looked over at you and in the dark of the living room, you were grateful he couldn’t see the flush of your cheeks. “Watch the movie,” he murmured, moving to trail his fingers up your thigh.
Your breathing hitched as his hand stopped, and as he started to massage the inner part of your thigh, you let your head fall to the side. “You’re distracting me,” you protested, smiling despite yourself while his fingers moved closer and closer to your core.
He hummed in response, “I thought this could help you stay awake,” he offered knowingly.
“Can’t hurt to try,” you concurred happily, extremely content with the turn of events that your movie night had taken – even if Metropolis wasn’t that kind of movie. You sighed as Spencer’s fingers deftly nudged your shorts to the side, using his hand to rub you over the flimsy fabric of your underwear.
In your periphery, you watched Spencer turn his attention back to the movie, his lips moving as his brain translated the words as they came from the speakers.
Taking a deep breath, you looked back at the television, your brain was fuzzier than ever, but at least now you were enjoying yourself, “Spence,” you whimpered, wanting more of him.
To your chagrin, his movements slowed, “Shh, watch the movie,” he told you, “You have to pay attention, or I’ll stop.”
You groaned before turning your head, watching the fuzzy black and white screen as robots started to take over and you realized you had no idea what the plot of this film was, “Please don’t stop,” you breathed, gasping when his fingers pushed your panties off to the side. You considered offering to take your shorts and underwear off, but you were too afraid of him stopping to even bring it up.
The volume of the movie was barely loud enough to cover up the soft, breathy noises that came from you as Spencer trailed his index finger up your slit before settling his hand on you, the elastic of your panties keeping his hand close as he pressed his thumb to your clit. You bit your lip to keep quiet as he started to move his thumb in slow, tantalizing circles, a small chuckle coming from him as your hips bucked up involuntarily, “Poor baby,” he said, causing you to roll your eyes.
“Feels good,” you mumbled, trying to keep from closing your eyes and just focusing on the pleasure you were receiving. “More,” you beckoned, taking a chance and flickering your eyes over to where he was sitting. If you didn’t know any better, you’d think he was simply enraptured with the film instead of having some sort of anti-staring contest while playing with you on the couch.
Not making any move to change what he was doing, Spencer seemingly ignored you, “You’ll get there, angel. I’ll let you come in a bit.”
With the promise of an orgasm in your near future, you decided you could toughen out the remainder of the film. This would be true if he would do anything but drag his thumb in annoyingly slow circles around your clit.
Resigning yourself to another thirty minutes of torture, you focused back on the screen, where you had definitely missed an important plot point. You had no idea when they ended up underground, “Ah!” You said, clamping your hand over your mouth as Spencer had decided to slip his index finger inside of your cunt, “Fuck, Spence,” you said, voice muffled by your own palm.
“Uncover your mouth,” Spencer told you, too far away to move your hand on his own, “I like to listen to you.”
His words sent your stomach into a flurry of somersaults, only spurred on by the calculated movements of his finger as it slipped deeper into you, knuckle by knuckle, until your warm walls wholly enclosed his finger. “Jesus,” you breathed, moaning as his hand moved, slipping his digit in and out of you with ease.
A strained breath from your boyfriend told you that he was having a hard time holding himself back, but at some point, he had dedicated himself to dragging this out. “You’re doing so well, just keep watching,” he appeased, “the movie’s almost over.”
You weren’t entirely sure you believed him until he sunk his finger back into you, using his fingertip to swirl around your inner walls, hitting a spot that made your eyes roll into the back of your head. “Mm,” you whined, “that’s nice.”
“Yeah?” He asked knowingly, “You like letting me touch you on the couch? All splayed out and pretty for me?”
Not that you’d ever admit this to him, but you sometimes thought he could make you come just from his words alone. Of course, that information would not be used to your benefit, “Yes,” you answered, ignoring the way your cheeks flushed, “Yeah, baby.”
Spencer hummed and your breath caught in your throat as a second finger slipped inside of you, joining the other one in its crusade to bring you to an orgasm, “That was a good answer.” His words did nothing to slow your racing heart, any thought of the movie was a distant memory as all it did was provide a slight glow around the living room.
Afraid of finishing before the conclusion, you reached down and grabbed Spencer’s wrist as his fingers continued their taunting rhythm, but it felt so good, and he was taking such good care of you, that you couldn’t stop his ministrations.
“Are you alright?” Spencer asked making note of the way your hand gripped his wrist, continuing his movements when you assured him you were okay, “Oh,” he murmured, voice dripping in mock pity, “Do you wanna come?”
You nodded despite the fact that he couldn’t see you, writhing on the couch as you mumbled an affirmation and gasping when his thumb returned to its home on your clit, resuming the slow circles from before and slowly driving you toward insanity as your orgasm built in your lower belly, “Spence, ‘m gonna…” your voice trailed off as he continued to touch you, the volume of the film rising with your moans.
Not allowing his movements to falter, Spencer focused more of his energy on you, “You can come, baby. It’s alright,” he said, watching you fall apart on his fingers as he rambled on, “There you go, honey.” His fingers slowed to a stop as you caught your breath, just for it to hitch again as his fingers withdrew from your wet heat.
As the world came back into tune, you pulled yourself up to a sitting position and looked at the now black screen. Humming, you shifted over to Spencer, settling yourself in his lap, one knee on each side of him, you tilted your head to the side and smiled at him.
“Did you like the movie?” He whispered, pressing a quick kiss to your lips before moving back.
You nodded, leaning in to kiss the corner of his mouth, trailing a line of kisses along his jaw line, “One of my favorites,” you murmured against the soft skin of his neck.
Spencer laughed softly at your answer, “Yeah? What was your favorite part?”
Grinning in the dark, you moved your lips up to his ear, “The end.”
#criminal minds#spencer reid#spencer reid smut#criminal minds fanfic#spencer reid fanfic#criminal minds fanfiction#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x you#criminal minds smut#spencer reid fanfiction#dr spencer reid#spencer reid oneshot#spencer reid imagine#criminal minds imagine#criminal minds oneshot#written by margot#mdni#margot after hours#softdom!spencer
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@3friesshortofahappymeal you know me so well
#the idea of them hiding under some old timey crates and go up to disable a robot is very funny to me#:D
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Autistic Anime Boys Side A Round 1 Match 16
Propaganda:
Lan Wangji -
"LWJ is smart and a great warrior in a very 'learning is my special interest/pleasure to have in class' way. He's super strict when it comes to rules, often seen as unapproachable because he's not very social and always has the same expression. Only his older brother and his love interest can read his emotions (LWJ has basically-canonical flat affect, a common autistic trait). He doesn't speak a lot and uses rather old-timey/poetic language when he does, another trait common for autistic folks since we often have an odd way of speaking."
Rui -
"Has been seen as weird since he was a child and doesn't understand why. Pushes others away because he's scared of being rejected. Has a special interest in robotics."
#tumblr polls#autistic anime boys poll#lan wangji#mo dao zu shi#the founder of diabolism#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#rui kamishiro#kamishiro rui#project sekai
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This idea is an off-shoot of this one.
So during the whole 'Amity Park slowly breaking into a giant ghost portal' fiasco going on, Tucker had to leave along with everyone else. He was relatively fine with Sam staying behind, he respects her wishes and all that, and she did promise to at least keep in touch with him.
When he got to his new city he... didn't really know what do to with himself, to be honest. His two friends were busy, one with whatever ghost prince stuff is happening in the Ghost Zone and the other staying behind in what used to be his hometown.
Sure, he went to school. But no one really clicked with him like his two best friends did and honestly, he was just hurrying through the day to go and call up his friends.
Of course, he did notice that something was weird. It was honestly hard not to in all honesty.
He knew that there weren't superheroes in real life when his family went on those few rare trips out of Amity Park, nor was there supposed to be any supervillains.
His theory?
Pariah Dark must have displaced them in an alternate reality or a completely different earth when their town got thrown back out of the Ghost Zone. Which might be the reason why it was breaking apart like it was.
So, what was, a highly intelligent lonely kid who's two best friends are ghost royalty and an allogene in training of who he thinks might be a forgotten plant deity, to do when faced with a whole new world of Superheroes and Supervillains?
Know the saying, when in Rome do as the Romans do?
Yea he basically did that.
Of course, he had to keep it from his parents, cause they obviously wouldn't want their child to participate in the bloody scene that is the Super world. But he, honestly, did not care about getting hurt or any of the likes.
He already had multiple programs infest the city to let him into, virtually anywhere besides a few select buildings that proved either too tough, too annoying, or just not worth it to hack into. He kept in touch with the Fentons, snagging a few of their genius designs that he knew they would most likely leave to rot and overall just being friendly with.
He had a few designs of his own, too, that he was working on in his lab/room. Few of them being miny spider robots, rats, flies and the occasional bird that he decided to use for surveillance or tracking purposes.
When he was done with all his preparations, he had to figure out how to make his first grand entrance to the super scene, and what his grand 'goal' would be.
You might think he would be a hero, but honestly. He wants to be a villain.
He was having trouble with it honestly, what kind of villain he would be, his persona, goals and what-not. Until he saw one of those old-timey cartoons on accident and decided that was what he wanted to be.
So, he used his program to broadcast everywhere over the city- masking his voice and appearance, obviously- and announced that he was going to take over this city, and then, the world! Firstly, starting with kidnaping the high society members in this very city to hold for ransom and if they wanted them back and without harm, then they best act quickly!
Said high society members unfortunately included the civilian personas of a few members of the Justice League.
And that is how the Justice League became a rather big, yet extremely fun, thorn in his side.
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(old-timey) robot tf!
commission for bluedraconic on twitter
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THIS FANFIC RIGHT HERE
This fanfic is so beautiful that I hope the author sees this. Read it. I want to be the person that helps the automaton after his show. I want to literally go into the story and hug the automaton. I want to take him home and keep him. HE'S MINE-
I always read it around Christmas time, or whenever I want to feel inspired but literally I wish I can write a story as good as that but all I got is work and writer's block whenever I want to make a story with this one 😭😭
have you ever read a fanfic so good that you wanted to write a fanfic about that fanfic, but was too shy / too intimidated to ask for the author’s permission and too afraid that your writing wouldn’t be half as good as theirs and that it would be an insult to their work that was basically a literal masterpiece, so you just sat there fantasizing about their work and how beautiful it was and how you wished you could just eat it and how you wished canon could write your blorbos half as good as this writer did and how you just wanted to cry because you just loved that fic so much????
#SEND THIS TO THE AUTHOR SO THEY GET THE PRAISE THEY DESERVE FOR THIS MASTERPIECE#PLEASE#THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE FANFICS OF ALL TIME#mainly because i love seeing old timey robots lol#also fuels my obsession for robots in general lmao#i want to make a fanfic of it so bad
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any advice on drawing machines/mechs? as someone who has the very specific brainrot of "i NEED mechanical things i draw/model to make at least some physical sense" i've really been struggling with learning it
sorry i am the wrong person to ask. None of my mechanical things are made with real world functionality in mind. it's all random shapes and rule of cool here. Ball joints are an easy out though if you don't wanna figure out how to do some complex hydraulic joint thingy. Or covering joints in those ribbed plastic tube looking things like they did with robot props in old timey movies. Or just floaty sci fi bits but also I tend to avoid those.
Here's some robots of mine
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Every wish (and rule + misc. magic) in Fairly Oddparents: A New Wish
Edit: Some wishes and notable magic might be missing or misrepresented. Now that the show is on Netflix, I'll revise the list and double check anything I misheard when I have time.
Season 1
Episode 1, Fly!
Hazel: I wish Antony were here to help me unpack. And keep me talking to a bunch of rocks. (no fairies)
Hazel: I’d like to wish for… unlimited wishes! (Rocktilda is not a fairy)
(Not wishes: Cosmo poofs up a jar of pennies; A can of condensed milk; Wanda poofs a venus fly trap; Cosmo, a portrait of him and Wanda…Cosmo shrinks Angela’s book… Wanda rebuilds a shelf…Cosmo fixes a crack in the wall then covers it with a picture of himself; Wanda replaces the picture. Wanda poofs the door open/poofs it out of existence… they magic up random mail. Wanda teleports in front of the apartment building door. Cosmo crashes into her and that opens the door, I guess.)
Hazel: I wish (Wanda: Uh oh, she said the magic word.) Hazel: I wish! (Cosmo: She said it again! Wanda: You know what happens when we hear the magic word!) Hazel: I wish I could just fly to Antony myself! (They both poof into fairies; their wands uncontrollably turn Hazel into a fly… Wanda: The intensity of your wish activated our magic)
(Cosmo makes a trail of fries back to the apartment then traps Fly-Hazel in a jar)
(Trying to turn Hazel back into a human, Cosmo turns a plant, a toaster, and himself, into Hazel… possibly other things off screen. Note: He hits his wand after a few times and says, “Why can’t I work this thing?”)
Hazel: I wish I was human Hazel again
(Cosmo: We have a spell on the front door that lets us choose what world we go out into [Fairy World or Earth])
Episode 2a, The Department of Magical Violations
Hazel has already made 99 wishes and her 100th wish was “on Cosmo and Wanda” for a “Fun Fantasy” where Cosmo is a princess in distress by Wanda, an evil seahorse, and Hazel- a knight- has to rescue him.
Hazel: I wish we were back at my house. Thanks for granting my fun wish
Hazel: Ok… I wish- oh no- mind break! Brain bad! THE PRESSURE! (Wish fart)
Jorgen: For this first trial, I am stirpping Cosmo of his wings and his magic and YOU have to make a wish to save his puny life before the time runs out (Jorgen poofs up a giant tower) Hazel: I wish Cosmo had a parachute! No, wait… I wish he had a trampoline instead- is that better?.. I-I wish for a mattress!
Jorgen: You must get everyone dancing or else… Hazel: I wish for a DJ- No! A robot DJ that plays mumble rap- no, beethoven, no! Death Metal!
Hazel: I know exactly what I want. Antony and I used to joke about how silly this bike would look if it were real. Ok, I wish for one of those… those old-timey bicycles? It’s old and it’s got a big wheel and a little wheel and it’s mixed with one of those bikes that Antony likes to ride.
Cookie: Don’t worry Hazel, Cookie knows what you’re wishing for (a fancy car; this is not what Hazel was wishing for)
Da Rules: A child must always get what they want.
Cookie: Go ahead and wish for something. Here’s the latest doll./You want the latest makeup trend? Girl, Boot-IFY yourself!/ Of course! Cookies! All kids love cookies.
Hazel: I wish for a thing that exists but doesn’t. Oh no, I can't think of the name. It's, like, big, but also small. (Wish fart)
Hazel: I wish Cosmo and Wanda were my Fairy Godparents!
Hazel: Without all the pressure, I remember my wish! Penny Farthing Dirt Bike! (Cosmo made a Penny Farting Dirt Bike for himself)
Episode 2b, Teacher’s Pal
(Cosmo and Wanda poof a helmet and safety gear onto Hazel then become the wheels of a skateboard so they can steer it)
Hazel: I wish I could be friends with my teachers (Decreases the teachers’ maturity)
Hazel: I sure wish this (Teacher’s breakroom) were a place for a child
Hazel: I wish everyday could be as fun as today was
Hazel: I wish the teachers were back to normal
Episode 3a, A Dinosaur in Dimmadelphia
Hazel: I wish to see a live dinosaur
Hazel: I wish Barry (the dinosaur) could speak English
Hazel: I wish people weren’t afraid of (Barry)
Hazel: I wish Barry got a job in a dinosaur movie
Hazel: I wish (Barry) had a job at the Dimmsonian museum
Hazel: I wish Barry had a job working with his hands
Hazel: Electric Light Ice Cream for everyone
Episode 3b, Fearless
Hazel: I wish Jasmine was fearless
Hazel: I wish Jasmine was afraid again
Hazel: I wish they were gone (Doesn’t work; fear must be faced once released)
Hazel: I wish for a Hazel stand-in so no one notices I’m gone
(Wanda: According to Da Rules… Fears can only be fought by the one whose fear it is)
Episode 4a, The Wellsington Hotellsington
Hazel: I wish my apartment were a five-star luxury hotel
Hazel: Cosmo, I wish you were a bellhop
Hazel: Wanda I wish you were a concierge
Hazel: I wish I had a security system to keep my mom and dad locked away all night. (Bank vault door and two guard chihuahuas)
Hazel: I wish I had a chicken nugget machine, a giant emu, and a helicopter to call my own
Hazel: I wish you two (Tina Churner and Camera Man) would leave me alone (sends them to the moon…)
Hazel: I wish everything were back to normal
Episode 4b, 1500 Minutes of Fame
Hazel: I wish everyone in the school knew me. I wish to be famous. (Cosmo + Wanda: Fifteen minutes of fame, coming up! [this summons Father Time])
Hazel: Well, whoever’s job it is, then, I wish I was famous at my school! (She gets 1500 minutes- 25 hours)
Hazel: I wish Father TIme was here
Hazel, to Father Time: I need you to end my fifteen minutes of fame early. (Nick of Time shows up and turns Hazel’s regular minutes into New York Minutes)
Hazel, in song: I wish I knew more New York-y things
Episode 5a, 28 Puddings Later
Hazel: I wish everyone had an unlimited supply of School Pudding
Hazel: I wish the pudding was being served after the class picture
Hazel: I wish everyone had an unlimited supply of broccoli pudding
Episode 5b, Trial and Hair-ror
Hazel: I wish my hair had spirit (brings her hair to life. Her name is Diana the Diva. Cosmo thought she wanted her hair to have A spirit)
Hazel: Silk scarf lasso, please
Hazel: Release the hair gel!
(Hazel wins Most Spirited Hair, this somehow isn’t cheating)
Episode 6a, Weird Science
Hazel: I wish my science project worked (this changes the laws of science; also somehow does not count as cheating)
Hazel: I wish everything were back to normal (Wanda: Can it wait, squirt? I’m busy transcending my body. [even when they do cast their magic it doesn’t work])
Hazel: I wish the laws of science were back to normal
Episode 6b, Mystery She Wished
Hazel: I wish I could solve a mystery as a genuine Gumshoe (Cosmo turns her into a shoe stuck in gum. Wanda turns her into a detective)
Hazel: Wish over, I want to be normal Hazel! (Wanda: You wished to be a detective like the ones you saw on TV,. None of them used magic to solve the case. You’re stuck until you solve the mystery.)
Episode 7a, Prime Meridian Love
Hazel: I wish I could go to the dance with Kennueth
Hazel: Oops, I wish Kennueth could breathe air
(Hazel: Why aren’t you hiding? He can’t know about magic. Wanda: Actually, since he’s a fictional character and not a real person Da Rule doesn’t apply)
Hazel: Cosmo, Wanda, I wish Kennueth had a cool outfit for the dance.
Hazel: Cosmo, Wanda, I wish we were at the docks
Episode 7b, Stanky Danky
Hazel: I just wish people wouldn’t be such trash monsters. (Cosmo: Did I hear a wish? Wanda: I heard “trash monster” Cosmo: One Trash Monster coming up!)
Hazel: I wish Stanky could say at least a few words
Hazel: I wish this box would take me to Danky
Episode 8a, Peace of Pizza
Hazel: I wish I could convince Dev to participate in kindness day
Hazel: I wish Dev had extra milk he could spare
Hazel: I wish the Pe-Az’s had something big to carry then Dev could do a kind act by holding the door open for them
Hazel: You know, Dev, I sure wish we had some pizza for you right now
Episode 8b, A New Development
Hazel: Dev is so mean, I wish I knew why he acted like that (this pairs Dev and Hazel together for the scavenger hunt)
Episode 9, Lost and Founder’s Day
Hazel: I wish to speak to a Dimmadelphia History Expert- A Dimmastorian.
Hazel: I wish that miserable kid had a new ice cream cone
Hazel: I wish that line moved faster
Hazel: I wish that bouncy was bigger, better, and bouncier!
Dev: I wish I could stay and talk (Not a real wish and it doesn’t get granted, but he said the words so…)
Hazel: I wish the statues weren’t magic anymore (they were never magic)
Episode 10a, Cookie’s Court
(Hazel had a streak of wishes, I’m not counting the hole punches to figure out how many, and earned another fun adventure on Cosmo and Wanda… again, whatever that means. Hazel must save Coswanda rock from a meteor, then she defeats Seahorse Wanda… Hazel says she wished for a talking gut the day before; she still has it)
Hazel: I wish Ferray could talk (Jorgen grants this)
Episode 10b, Work Her Magic
Hazel: I wish I was my mom’s assistant
Hazel: Can you guys…? (Hazel stand-in at school)
Hazel: I need backup! I wish you were in the meeting with me
Hazel: I wish that everything was back to normal! And that I was a kid again!
Episode 11a, Crock to the Future
Marcus: I sure wish (AJ) was coming… Hazel: Dad said the magic word! I wish tonight was extra special for him!
Hazel: I wish Crocker stopped trying to reveal fairies! (the building is covered in a butterfly net so they have no magic… [they can still float])
Episode 11b, Battle of the Dimmsonian
Dev: I wish everyone will think I'm really cool when I get out of the helicopter!... Wait, no! I wish everyone will think I look really powerful! … no, no, no, no wait!... hahaha, I’m just messing with ya’. Now, execute my wish!
(Dev spent “all morning wishing for the perfect cupcake”)
Dev: I wish I had Viozalia’s staff
Hazel: I wish I had Viozalia’s staff!
Dev wishes for Viozalia’s staff off screen
Hazel: I wish I had the staff
Dev: I wish I had the staff
Hazel: I wish I had the staff
Dev: I wish I had the staff
Hazel, offscreen: I wish I had the staff
Dev: I wish the spirit of Viozalia would come back to life (Peri is able to do this... Marcus says it’s a “Level 9 Spector”)
Dev: Viozalia, bring this museum to life. (She gets her staff back and brings everything to life)
Peri, reading Da Rules: What to do when your godkid tries to start a ghost apocalypse… NOTHING?!
Dev and Hazel: I wish Viozalia and her spirits would return to the spirit realm! (Peri, Cosmo, and Wanda all use their magic to grant this)
Episode 12a, Patty Possum’s Party Playground
Hazel: I wish Patty Possum would come to life
Hazel: I need to unwish my wish!!! (Wanda: sorry, kiddo. We can’t grant wishes without our wands)
Episode 12b, A Date to Remember
(Hazel had Cosmo and Wanda help her with her mom and dad’s anniversary presentation)
Hazel: I wish my parents could fall in love all over again.
Hazel: I wish they were back in love (Wanda: We can do the setup but according to Da Rules only cupid can make people fall in love)
Hazel: then I wish Cupid was here
Hazel: I wish a had a microphone and piano
Episode 13, Operation Birthday Takeback
Hazel wished for a Prime Meridian Love manga that was only released underseas so she could give it to Dev for his birthday
Hazel: Cosmo, Wanda, I wish for a pair of rocket boots for Dev (Dev: Why didn’t you think to get these for me, Pickle-Brained Peri? Peri: because my job is to grant you wishes. Not to read your mind.)
Hazel: Cosmo, Wanda, I need you! Dev: Peri, get in here! (They don’t show up)
Hazel: Cosmo, Wanda, Peri, where the heck are you! (They still don’t show up)
Hazel: Movie night! And you know what goes great with movies? Really big ice cream!
Dev: I wish you would leave me alone! (Peri: I… As you wish, kid.)
Episode 14a, Potazel Potahzel
Hazel: I wish I could have unlimited french fries
You are what you eat is literal with magic food
Hazel: Turn me back into a human, right this minute (they have to consult Mother Nature)
Episode 14b, The Haunting of Wells House
Hazel: I wish we were on our own paranormal investigation show
Hazel: I wish there was no fairy evidence on the video
Episode 15a, Lost in Fairy World
(Hazel still has a talking gut)
Dev: I want to go to Fairy World! At all costs! (Cosmo: sorry, Dev, Fairy World is reserved for special occasions. Like being tested by Jorgen in the Wish Trials, being tested by Jorgen in a giant cage match, or being tested by Jorgen in a- well, you get it… Peri: You’re not his Fairy Godparents! I am! I’ll handle this. Ahem. Dev, Fairy World is reserved for special occasions, like being tested by Jorgen, and as your Fairy Godparent I cannot let you go.)
Dev: Fine. I wish to go to Fairy World and not be tested by Jorgen (Peri: You can’t do that! Cosmo and Wanda: Aw, our son’s first wish loophole!)
Hazel: My gut is telling me I wish to go, too!
Dev: That’s where I want to go! The one place I can’t! The Hocus-Pogo-Stick or whatever! (Peri: Don’t worry, Hazel, it’s off limits t- Cosmo: IT’S OFF LIMITS TO HUMANS! <3 Peri: Yes. Thanks dad. And y- Wanda: You need a magic wand to travel Fairy World and only fairies have those.)
Dev: Well, I WISH I had a wand! (Peri: Uhm. I can’t do that. Can I do that? I’m not gonna do that.)
Dev: To the Hiccus-Pickle-Star or whatever. (Dev uses Peri’s wand, it transports them to StarDome)
Hazel makes a wand and casts rainbows. Dev makes a ladybug car. Dev poofs Hazel into a toaster, I think. Hazel poofs Dev into (or Dev poofs himself into) an Obtuse Rubber Goose on a skateboard. Hazel (or a rogue wish) freezes dev. A rogue star unfreezes him.
Dev accidentally unwishes him and Hazel into the Hocus Poconos. (Though they weren’t wishes in the first place. But I’m just writing this.)
There’s an unwish dragon that eats unwishes
Peri poofs him, Cosmo, Wanda, Dev, and Hazel out of Jorgen’s office and back to his parent’s house. (Still in Fairy World)
Episode 15b, The Treble with Rivals
Hazel: Cosmo, Wanda, I wish I could play all instruments. (This summons the nMusic Fairy)
Hazel: I wish for a trumpet and a violin
Hazel makes a miscellaneous wish to be in two places at once. This doesn’t clone her, it looks like it just poofs her between rooms but no one seems to care about her randomly appearing and disappearing.
Hazel: I wish that the band and orchestra kids had nothing to be rivals about (This gets rid of music)
Hazel: Just take me to the nMusic Fairy, please
The nMusic Fairy gives Hazel a note to temporarily restore music
Hazel is put in the nMusical Hall of Fame
Episode 16a, Rattleconda Racers
Hazel: I wish he was into (Rattleconda Racers) now.
Hazel: I wish we were out of the game! (They can't, that would be cheating)
Episode 16b, Dig a Little Deeper
Hazel: I wish we were in a cave
Hazel: I wish I could find the coolest, shiniest, most out of this world rock! (They poof it from the “opposite end of the universe”)
Hazel: Cosmo, Wanda, I wish we were safely back at home (they don’t have their wands)
Hazel: Cosmo, Wanda, I wish we were back at home
Episode 17a, Best of Luck
Cosmo and Wanda have their home in Hazel’s school desk
Dev: Get me that free T-shirt, I wish for that free t-shirt. (Peri: I can get you a T-shirt, but I can’t get you that T-shirt because it’s a prize. Da Rules state that-)
Dev: Of course Hazel won, she probably wished for it (Peri: Doubtful, Da Rules state that-)
Peri: Hazel having two fairies has nothing to do with the luck of-
Dev: I wish to be in tomorrow’s school-wide tournament (Peri: Dev, that’s cheating! I can’t-)
Dev: I wish for straight A’s (Peri: Da Rules-)
Dev: I wish for Hazel to have all F’s (Peri: I can’t-)
Peri: You know what, Dev, I’m done! (This counts as a resignation)
Dev: I wish it was tomorrow! (Irep grants this)
Dev: I wish to be back in the tournament today
Dev: I wish for Hazel Wells to have bad luck!
Hazel: I wish to have good luck (Wanda: Something is preventing our wands from granting your wish! [Wanda doesn’t think wishing for good luck counts as cheating])
Hazel: I wish for as many good luck charms as possible!
Da Rules: Once a fairy quits, any magical being can take their place
Dev: I wish Bev loved me/ I wish for a ton of money/ I wish to be king of America
Wanda turns some man into a racoon
Irep turns Cosmo into an ostrich
Dev: Irep, I wish Cosmo and Wanda were NOTHING (Jorgen intercepts this wish, nullifying it)
Peri: when I quit, I never gave two-weeks notice so Dev is still my godkid
Jorgen reverses all of the wishes Irep granted… then physically throws Irep back to Anti-Fairy World
Episode 17b, Hazel Wells and the Multiverse of Jenkins
Hazel: I wish I had a do-over (Wanda, technically: If the wish involves time, we’ll have to call- Hazel: Father Time, yeah, sure sure sure, just do it.)
Hazel: Father Time, I need a do-over (time loops cereal- 568+ times; ruptures the space-time continuum)
Episode 18a, Growing Pains
Hazel: I wish I was thirteen so I could see Gregory by myself (they used fairymones to age her up)
Hazel: I wish we were at the theater
Pasta Puberty: When fairies reach a certain age, powerful fairymones cause big emotional and physical changes like pesto-pits, (unintelligible)-acne, and even mozzarella mood swings.
Hazel: I wish you two would just get lost
Hazel: I wish I was ten again!
Episode 18b, Fairy for a Day
Hazel: I wish I could go to Fairycon (Cosmo: sorry, Hazel, but this is a fairies only event)
Hazel signs a fairyfication certificate and becomes a fairy (Hazel: I thought you said godkids couldn't be fairies. Wanda: Godkids cant wish to be fairies)
Becoming an official fairy means you get your own anti-fairy
Lady: This macrochip powers all the wands in Fairy World. If this isn’t plugged in properly, no fairy can use their magic
Hazel: Cosmo, Wanda, I wish I was a kid again (Wanda: according to Da Rules we didn't make you a fairy so we can’t unmake you a fairy)
Hazel makes another of herself. It basically has no soul
Lezah makes two- then more- then gives them all papers- then turns herself into Hazel
Hazel destroys the certificate with magic- this gets rid of Lezah.. Not her shoes, though.
Episode 19a, Stuck in My Head
Hazel: I wish Winn and Jasmine were inside my head, that way they could really get to know me
Hazel: I wish the mind worm was gone (Wanda: We can’t do that. The mind worm is a part of you)
Hazel: I wish we were back at home
Episode 19b, Mind the Gap
Hazel: I wish my gap was gone (Tooth Fairy)
Hazel: I wish I had floss
Hazel: I wish for cinnamon toothpaste
Hazel: I wish the Tooth Fairy were here
Episode 20, The Battle of Big Wand
Cosmo: Don’t you wish to land safely? (Hazel: of course I do)
Wanda: Don’t you wish you were already dressed for school? (Hazel: Sure, why not)
Hazel: Did you magically brush my teeth? (Cosmo: Only because you wished for it! You did wish for it, right?)
Hazel has made 999,999 wishes. 1,000,000 wishes means you get a rule free wish
Hazel: I wish that drool was dried! (1,000,000)
Fairies have an Information Technology department
Dev: That Fairy World sign, fix it (Irep: Done and doner *It says Dev World*/ *Irep poofs sunglasses onto Jorgan’s office, then makes it bigger*)
Irep: (About the DMV) What are we thinking? (Dev: Slap an E on it!)
Dev: Seize them! (Hazel, Cosmo, and Wanda)
Anti Fairies started an Anti-web that humans (or at least Dev) can access
Irep tapes Dale’s mouth shut
Dev: Irep, I wish all godkid were reassigned to anti-fairies. (Hazel doesn’t get a fairy. Irep poofs her back to her home)
Dev: If I’m lactose intolerant then I wont tolerate lactose. Remove it!
Dev: Geography’s too hard, let's make it one place
Dev: The trouble (he might say treble here, in reference to the episode) with music is that there’s too many options. Try a new beat. I’ll call it Dev-step
All competitions have winners/ Couples are breaking up willy nilly/ pets are coming to life from their cemetery
Hazel: For the past year I have had Fairy godparents (just lore/ she has made 1,000,000 wishes in a year.)
Hazel: Wanda I wish you would restore Fairy World back to normal (Despite experiencing magic build up, Wanda can grant this- this also heals Peri and Cosmo [and anyone else])
Jorgen wipes Earth’s memories of fairies
Hazel: Wait I’m still owed one rule-free wish! … I want (Jasmine, Winn, and Antony) to keep their memories and be allowed to know about fairies forever.
Jorgen poofs all seven of them back to Earth
Seven Penny Farthing-Farting Dirt Bikes (and four helmets)
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Fictional agere challenge day 7, "An 'unfitting' character you hc as a caregiver"
otto octavius ◡̈
Headcanons :
he would be an AMAZING caretaker
otto is a mechanic, so sometimes he makes robots for his little!
regular late night drives
(maybe will take his little to the icecream shop downtown if they ask nicely)
when asked to be picked up, he uses his wires to lift his little up and spin them around
gentle parenting
he makes sure that when a mistake is made it's dealt with kindly
"don't worry kiddo, we'll clean it up together okay? It happens!"
very old timey. Often found reading the morning paper in his reclining chair
(usually falls asleep while doing so)
the wires have minds of their own, often taking interest in his little and patting their head or brushing against their sleeve to say hi
easily able to multitask and get a ton of chores done around the house
always has time for his little
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